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[ Laughs evilly ]
Dude, I can't believe he's alive.
Yeah, no one could survive that.
Huh. Do you ever think about how many people
we've seen probably die?
Yeah, I'm sure they're all fine.
Oh, surely there's still time
to settle this like gentlemen.
Hah! Tell you what, Pops.
I'll make you a gentlemanly deal.
You and I fight, one on one, just you and me.
If you knock me down, the universe is safe.
You go home,
and everything is regular again.
But if I knock you down, I destroy the universe!
How's that for gentlemanly?
Very well.
I accept your terms.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Ew. That's not for me.
10, 11, 12. That's a 24-pack, bro!
[ Whoosh! ]
[ Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! ]
[ Growling ] Aah!
[ Both grunting ]
Pops! Pops!
No! This is his fight!
Your technique is impressive, but you won't win this time!
Ah! Ooh!
[ Gasps ]
[ Train whistle blows ]
Aah! [ Bell dinging ]
[ Train whistle blows ]
[ Snarls ]
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
Aah!
[ Groans ]
Pops knocked him over! The universe is safe!
[ Cheering ]
It was an arduous battle,
and though we had our --
Fire!
Pops! Pops! Pops!
But I knocked you over! We made a gentlemanly deal!
A deal is only as good as the man who makes it!
Streaming: You thought you could get away from me, Disk Masters,
but everyone streams eventually!
Ah, great. Streaming's here now?
[ Beeping ]
Oh, good. Some extra help.
The more, the merrier.
[ Grunting ]
Dude, let's go!
Hey! Where are you going??!
Both: Trust us!
Ugh!
Hey, lady!
You gonna help us down here or what?!
Well, I am supposed to remain neutral, but...
Ah, heck! Get on up here!
All right!
[ Grunts ]
Ah! Aah!
Aaaaah!
Let's bust a cap on this data!
Oh, yeah! Rap-ah!
Streaming: Minions, merge with me
and let us stream like we've never streamt before!
[ Beeping ]
[ Electricity powering up ]
[ Growls ]
Streaming went from buffering to buff!
We're gonna need some more help.
HD-DVD: Mind if we join in on the fun?
Mordecai: HD-DVD and Blu-Ray?!
What? This wasn't in the tapestry!
Well, consider this the extended edition!
And you're about to get a whole lot of exclusive HD content!
Baby ducks!
What's up, dudes?
-Greetings, dudes! -Told you we'd meet up with ya!
-Sureshot? -We thought you died!
Not before I cloned myself!
I got a whole bunch of backup clones --
Sure Enough Shot, Sure Whatever Shot, Close Enough Shot.
As long as none of them are poor shots.
Not this clone.
Aah! How many reinforcements do these guys have?!
[ Siren chirps ]
[ Tires screech ]
Oh, no!
You blokes weren't gonna
end the universe without me, were ya?
We'll give Anti-Pops something to really cry about.
Both: Aw, yeayeayeayeayea!
"End of the universe" party!
Woot, woot!
Baby ducks, assemble!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Aah!
[ Siren wails ]
Nah. I want to see what their final form looks like.
[ Electricity powering up ]
Aw, come on!
Excuse me. Sorry.
[ Gasps ] Back to the ship!
[ Growls ]
Everybody!
Follow our lead!
All you, Death!
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
Death ain't dying today! Ergh!
[ Grunting ]
Both: Yeah!
Both: [ Grunting ] Resistance!
Break it down, Party Horse!
Whoo! Get ready for some killer moves!
Unce, unce, unce, unce, oowa-oowa.
Aah! I hate break-dancing!
Hyah! Aah!
[ Laughter ]
I-I still get a five-star rating for doing this, right?
No way out this time, dweeb!
Yeah!
I'm hit!
Aaaaaaaah!
Hm-Hm! Nice of you to drop in, dude.
Both: Whoo!
No way!
[ Zap! ]
Yahoo!
[ All screaming ]
Ow.
[ Electricity crackling ] [ Streaming laughs ]
[ All screaming ]
Gary! You know what to do!
Ugh!
Y-Y-Yeah!
Both: Yeah! Hey! Hey!
[ Groaning ]
Let's delete this scene.
Both: 5.1 surround shockwave!
Elbow drop!
-Whoo-hoo! -Yeah!
Good battle! Jolly good battle!
Huh?
[ Rumbling ]
[ Ominous music plays ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Panting slowly ]
[ Grunting slowly ]
[ Laughs ]
Any last words, Mitch?
You know who else grows really big
to show their dominance
but is actually really small deep down?
My...mom.
[ Laughs ] Good one.
[ Hands slap ]
[ All gasping ]
[ Gasping ]
Nooooooo!
Give up, Pops.
All your friends are going to die,
and there's nothing you can do about it.
We can still resolve this, brother.
Ugh! Stop calling me that!
[ All groaning ]
Oh!
[ All screaming ]
Ugh! Not cool!
[ All scream ]
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
Just came from this hot party -- Aah!
[ All screaming ]
Aah!
Both: Nooooooo!
[ Whimpering ]
[ Laughs ] This ends now!
[ Screaming ]
[ Blade unsheathes ]
Huh?
[ Growls ]
Aaaah!
Dude, look!
Oh, no. Dude, the end is coming!
We have to stop it! Hang o-o-on!
[ Both screaming ]
It's not working! Dude, we got to eject!
Not yet! We got to fly between 'em!
You're crazy!
Now!
[ Beeping ] No! No, no, no, no, no!
**
[ Crowd cheering ]
All right, Beef Burrito.
I'm gonna give you one more chance
to take back what you said about my mom!
I'll kill you!
[ Grunting ]
[ Grunting ] Ugh...
Tag up! Tag up!
Ugh...
Glglglglg!
Rah!
What?!
Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you?
I think he wants me to put the hurt on him.
I think he wants you to put the hurt on him.
You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?
Yes, I do! Aaaaaah!
Both: Aaaaaah!
[ Slowly] Aaaaahhhh!
Wait a minute. I think we've done this before.
[ Normal voice ] Aaaah!
Uh...yeah!
Hang on, dude! This has happened before.
What? What are you talking about? No, it hasn't.
Yes, it ha--! [ Gasps ]
[ Panting ]
Man, are you okay?
How hard did you hit your head?
Medium hard, but that's not the point!
We've seriously done this before!
I think I would remember breaking a hole in the wall.
We're gonna get fired for this!
We're not gonna get fired.
Not for this, not for smashing up Benson's car,
or ruining everyone's Thanksgiving dinner.
Not even for releasing a demon into the park.
We actually still have jobs for like six years after this.
You're being insane.
Even if you could see into the future,
we'd totally get fired for all that stuff!
I'm right, Mordecai. I can prove it.
[ Grunting ]
Here it is!
The futuristic Blu-ray box set that tells the story
of the next six years of our lives,
including all those times we didn't get fired,
your relationship issues, plus when we went to space in a dome
and when the universe got destroyed
by Pops' evil twin brother, Anti-Pops.
Dude, just holding up a box
while you say crazy stuff doesn't prove anything.
But it's all here on Blu-ray!
Unh! You keep saying that,
but "Blu-ray" just sounds as made-up as everything else!
If it was a VHS box set, you might have a case.
Hey, you think if we sell this thing
we can make enough money to fix the hoooo--
[ Gasps ] I remember! I remember!
Huh?
W-What's going on?! Huh?!
This isn't right.
I think we're in a glitch, and time didn't reset.
We got to get back to help Pops!
I know how we can do it.
Both: * Take us to the end, take us to the end, whoa-oh *
* Won't you take us to the end? *
[ Anti-Pops laughs evilly ]
[ Both grunting ]
Say good night, Pops!
[ Laughs ]
My friends! You've killed all my friends!
Yeah, and you're next.
Both: Guess who's not dead after all!
What?! Mordecai! Rigby!
That's right! Just hit a little glitch in time.
We'll always have your back, bro!
Anti-Pops: Not for long!
[ Both screaming ]
No!
[ Both grunt ]
Aaaaaah!
[ Indistinct conversations, silverware rattling ]
I say, what a handsome chap
in the newspaper, don't you think?
Is that me? Hello? Hello?
-Uh, sure. -Where am I? What is this?
I'll be back in a second with the check.
Anti-Pops! Hyah!
[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Both gasp ]
Aaah! Aaah!
Rigby! Hold on!
Pops! Help!
[ Laughs ] Aaaah!
We're dead times a hundred! We're dead times a hundred!
-Rigby! -Pops!
Give me your ha-- Ugh!
Pops!
Huh? An adhesive note?
Aaaaaah!
Dude, I'm freaking out!
Aaaaah! Help! Get it off! Get it off!
Aah! Dude! What the heck is going on?!
The fabric of reality is unraveling.
Noooo!
[ Laughs ]
Mordecai! Rigby! Noooo!
Seer: Sometimes doing something different
makes all the difference.
We can still resolve this, brother.
Ugh! I don't need a hug!
Aaaahhh!
Stop running!
Pops, he's too powerful. You'll never beat him alone.
I know you all mean well,
but I should have been listening to my heart this whole time.
You boys stay here.
Pops! Show yourself, coward!
Pops: I'm here!
[ Growling ]
[ Groans ]
Tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh.
Nooo!
Feelings!
[ Both gasp ]
Ugh! This can't work, Pops!
The minute you let me go,
I'm going to blast you into nothing!
I know. So I'm not going to let go.
What?
Aah!
No! You'll kill us both, you fool!
Both: Pops, don't!
Pops: Don't worry, Mordecai and Rigby.
I know you're sad,
but I promise this is a happy ending.
Take care of each other. Goodbye.
My God. All those one-star reviews.
I wish I could take it all back.
You can try.
You and I together... brother.
[ Sizzling ]
[ Sniffles ] Guess this is it.
If anyone's listening, I want to come back as a dolphin.
Oh, good one.
[ Sniffles ] Me too.
No, wait! An eagle!
No! A pterodactyl! With a really big --
Breaking news.
Months after the return of domes around the world
and three years after their mysterious departure,
it seems like we're getting reports
that the park dome is finally back!
It's back, everybody! It's back!
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* I
* I wish you could swim
* Like dolphins
* Like dolphins can swim
* Though nothing
* Nothing will keep us together *
* We can beat them
* Forever and ever
* Oh, we can be heroes
* Just for one day
* I
* I will be king
* And you
* You will be queen
* Though nothing
* Will drive them away
* We can be heroes
* Just for one day
* We can be us
* Just for one day
* I
* I can remember
* I remember
* Standing
* By the wall
* And the guns
* Shot above our heads
* Over our heads
* And we kissed
* As though nothing could fall
* Nothing could fall
Man, I can't believe it's been 25 years.
Yeah, I wish Pops could have been here to see this.
Well, if it wasn't for him,
we wouldn't have this. Yeah.
Hey, do you think those old video games are still in the shed?
Yeah! We should check it out for old cart's sake.
Both: Hm-Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm-Hm! Whooooa!
[ Both laugh ]
I can't believe we used to do that.
* Just for one day
[ Static crackling ]
Pops: Ah. Jolly good show!
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