1 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:19,653 S'up, Pops? 2 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:20,754 What's good? 3 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:26,327 -Um, you okay, Pops? 4 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,729 Both: Whoa! 5 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,201 -Uh... -What the -- 6 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:36,904 Aah! Gotcha, ya stupid parasite! 7 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,540 Hey, Pops! 8 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,076 Got to catch those things before they destroy the ship 9 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,544 and kill us all. 10 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,849 Uhh... 11 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,051 Okay. 12 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,456 Hey, Pops, want to go on a supply run with us? 13 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,692 On the way, we're gonna see how close we can fly to a sun. 14 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,899 Uh, okay. Your loss, bro! 15 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,236 Guys, we got to figure out 16 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:09,870 what's got Pops so bummed out. 17 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,239 Maybe he just misses Earth stuff -- 18 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,107 like wrestling and two-ply toilet paper? 19 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:14,775 Maybe it's because we have to drink 20 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,245 recycled garbage water all the time? 21 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,213 Wait, we drink what? 22 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,782 Um, guys? 23 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,454 You think that maybe Pops is sad 24 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,323 because in less than 24 hours, we'll reach Lolliland, 25 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,159 where he'll have to face Anti-Pops, 26 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:33,661 his super-evil twin brother, and figure out 27 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:36,964 how to save us and the entire universe... 28 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,133 from being erased from existence? 29 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,435 Yeah, it's probably that one. 30 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,137 We need to get his mind off of all that. 31 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:45,606 Before the battle tomorrow, let's make it our mission 32 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:46,740 to show Pops a good time. 33 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,243 -Yeah! -Let's do it. 34 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,912 -A song -- for me? -Yeah. 35 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,615 * Lookin' good, Pops, cool new magical abilities * 36 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,318 * And I've always been impressed by your fashion sensibilities * 37 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,919 * So cheer up, Pops 38 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,821 * There's no need to cry 39 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,923 * You'll fight Anti-Pops tomorrow, and you probably won't die * 40 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,258 * You're gonna win the fight * 41 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,759 * So, till then, let's have some fun * 42 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,295 * And if ya don't, well that's all right * 43 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,796 We'll all be erased from existence anyway. 44 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:09,997 -Dude! -Ow! 45 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,834 Rigby! Sorry, I couldn't think of a rhyme. 46 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,936 -Hey, Pops! -Surprise! 47 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,104 We made you a cake. 48 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,872 A cake -- for me? 49 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:22,476 Benson: It's your favorite -- red velvet with raspberry filling. 50 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,445 Let's cut you a big old piece. 51 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,314 Eileen: This will make you feel better. 52 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,281 Uh... 53 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:28,982 Help me! 54 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,321 Hey, Pops, check it out -- 55 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,889 Here comes the big show! 56 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:38,392 -Run! -Oh, I love firing-works. 57 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:42,363 It's beautiful. 58 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,802 Muscle Man: Well, that was a total bust. 59 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,171 We were doing fine until your stupid fireworks. 60 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,406 What are you talking about? 61 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,408 Those fireworks were very festive. 62 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,644 -No, they weren't! -Yes, they were! 63 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,812 They were totally freakin' festive! 64 00:02:58,846 --> 00:02:59,980 That's it!! 65 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,415 Guys, I know what we've got to do. 66 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:04,418 What's the one thing guaranteed to cheer anybody up? 67 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:07,888 The wet burrito combo platter at Chimichanga Juan's? 68 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,022 What? No. 69 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,225 I don't know. It's pretty good. 70 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,893 I really like how wet they make it. 71 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:17,565 No, guys, I'm talking about a surprise party! 72 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,099 Both: Hm! Hm-Hm! 73 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:23,571 Microwave wings, microwave wings. 74 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:27,675 Hey, you made it. 75 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,378 Bummer about whole end-of-the-universe deal. 76 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,246 Oh, we brought chips! 77 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,015 Honey barbecue and zesty lime. 78 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,750 Rigby: Hey, Death! 79 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,185 Thanks for coming out. 80 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,588 Oh, it's no problem. I was headed out here anyway. 81 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,390 Hey, hey! 82 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,125 -Glad you could make it. -Of course. 83 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:48,696 And we brought some HD-DVDs we thought Pops might enjoy. 84 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,097 To use as coasters. 85 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,632 Then, we can watch some of my movies 86 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,734 as they're meant to be seen, on Blu-ray. 87 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,969 Come on! I though you said you'd give me that one. 88 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,272 Yeah, but those discs aren't gonna cheer anyone up. 89 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,640 They're literally trash. 90 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:03,444 Okay. Yeah, come on in. 91 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:06,113 The eagle's approaching the nest. 92 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,316 Got it. Everyone, get in position. 93 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,320 All: Surprise! Oh, my! 94 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,922 A party -- for me? 95 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,890 Yeah, Pops, for you! 96 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,125 How lovely. 97 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,628 And all of my friends are here. 98 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:24,332 Oh, but what's the occasion? It's not my birthday. 99 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:27,267 Hey, you don't need to have a reason to have a party. 100 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:30,738 Well, then let's get this shindig started. 101 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,207 * Oh, yeah 102 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,344 All right. Hey, let's get Pops up here. 103 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,812 Come on up, Pops. 104 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,547 Pops? Rigby: Where'd he go? Hey, Pops? 105 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,783 Hmm. 106 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,286 -Hey, Pops, you okay? 107 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,456 Oh, yes! Jolly good party! 108 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,458 Just getting some fresh air. 109 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,126 Oh, well, that's cool then. 110 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,295 We thought you were having some sort of emotional breakdown. 111 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,730 Rigby! 112 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,465 Pops, you know we're here for you. 113 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,867 I know. I'm sorry. 114 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:36,069 It's just seeing you all together -- 115 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,671 all my good friends -- 116 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:41,341 If Anti-Pops wins tomorrow, everything will be erased. 117 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,910 And I don't care what happens to me, 118 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:45,479 but I don't want any of you to get hurt. 119 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,481 You're my best friends. 120 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:50,350 I don't normally mix meself up 121 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:51,919 in the affairs of the living, 122 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:55,322 but in the battle tomorrow, you can count on my help. 123 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,191 Oh, I can't ask you to do that. 124 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:00,928 Ridiculous -- You're our friend, Pops. 125 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:03,363 Yes, and leaving you to face Anti-Pops 126 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,833 by yourself would be totally uncool. 127 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,735 -We got your back, Pops. -We gotcha, bro. 128 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,170 -Don't worry, Pops. -We're totally behind you, Pops. 129 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,005 Good show. 130 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,574 Wait, I have an idea. 131 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,609 When I finished high school, our class buried a time capsule 132 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:18,178 full of moments for us to dig up at our 10-year reunion 133 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,580 to see what we each put in it. 134 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:20,948 What if we all put something personal 135 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:23,517 in a time capsule and shot it into space? 136 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,019 That way, no matter what happens, there will 137 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:29,256 always be a part of us floating out there forever. 138 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:32,059 Mordecai, that's a splendid idea. 139 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,461 Good show. 140 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,596 Yes! I can totally relate to wanting to do that 141 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,431 now that I'm a high-school graduate. 142 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,699 But what would we even put in it? 143 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,267 Like, our favorite chips or something? 144 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,802 I can help with that. 145 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:45,272 I can copy everyone's memories of their entire lives, 146 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,374 and put them on a Blu-ray box-set. 147 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,209 I could do that, too, if you guys want. 148 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,780 Uh, yeah, but your lives will look way better on Blu-ray. 149 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,381 Yeah, we should just go with Blu-ray. 150 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,083 -Blue is my favorite color. -Sounds cool. 151 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:59,453 -All right. -Show off. 152 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:04,157 Hey, Benson, mind helping me get this thing started? 153 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,593 Uh, sure. 154 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:06,960 Come on around back here 155 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:09,262 and pop open that little panel on my back. 156 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,564 Ooh! 157 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,899 Ever since we got to space, 158 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,101 Benson's been killing it with the ladies. 159 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,235 Yeah. 160 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,804 Uhhmm... 161 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,907 Yep, there ya go. Almost got it. 162 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,976 Oh, there's so many buttons back here. 163 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:25,112 Hey, I-I only have one button over here! 164 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,580 You can't miss it! 165 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,982 You guys will need to stay still once the process starts. 166 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,151 It can be dangerous and disorienting. 167 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:34,955 There's lasers involved. Don't touch the lasers. 168 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,857 Found it. Good job, Benson. 169 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,692 I knew you'd find the button eventually. 170 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,762 Memory scan commencing. 171 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,765 Now, hold on, guys. This might hurt a little bit. 172 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,501 Wait, what -- 173 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,806 Whoa! 174 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,443 We can see everything. 175 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:03,150 Dude, I think most of these are of Benson yelling. 176 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,451 No, they're not! 177 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,453 Benson: You're fired. 178 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,022 Whoa, remember when Pops wrestled a bear? 179 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,323 That was awesome. 180 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,125 Good times. 181 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,563 Bros, are you not hearing this? 182 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,298 I'm killing it. 183 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,467 Hey, Rigby. 184 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,703 Check it out. -What? 185 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,139 Stop laughing! 186 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,575 Aah! Don't look at that! 187 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:28,909 -Stop! Rigby! -Rigbey, no, stop! 188 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:29,910 Aaah! 189 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,912 -Rigby! -What's happening? 190 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,146 I can't stop! 191 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,247 Rigby! 192 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,649 Blu-ray, turn off the laser! 193 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,084 Blu-ray: I can't! 194 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,219 The process won't stop until it's done recording. 195 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:43,557 You know, I was very clear about not touching anything. 196 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,593 Hold on, Rigby! 197 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,927 Mordecai, what are you doing? 198 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,196 Mordecai: 199 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,664 I gotcha, dude! 200 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,399 Dude, I'm slipping! 201 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,601 Guys! 202 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,604 Oh, yeah, Eileen! 203 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,240 Come on! 204 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,110 Aah! Huh? 205 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,850 Oh, no! 206 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,452 Aah! 207 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,121 Aw, yeah, Pops! 208 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:17,791 I don't know how long I can hold on! 209 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:20,928 The memories are catching up! We're almost done, Pops! 210 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,930 Dude, that killer plant was cool. 211 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,199 Look -- It's us right now. 212 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,873 Whoa! That was awesome, Pops! 213 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,808 -Good job. -Wow, great job, Pops. 214 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:38,879 Oh, it's nothing. Blu-ray, did it work? 215 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,581 Recording... 216 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,150 complete. 217 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:47,154 Everyone's memories saved onto their own commemorative Blu-ray. 218 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,822 Both: Cool. 219 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:51,291 They've even got our faces on them. 220 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,726 Pretty neat. 221 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,763 Your entire lives are contained on these discs. 222 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:58,766 I also took the liberty of compiling a few bonus discs. 223 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,267 This disc is two hours of bloopers. 224 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,270 And this one I call "Mordecai pulls a 'Mordecai.'" 225 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,437 It's a two-disc set. 226 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,839 What do ya think, Pops? 227 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,644 Don't worry. These are tears of joy. 228 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,914 Now, no matter what happens, our friendship 229 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:18,418 and all of our jolly good times will never be forgotten. 230 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,753 That's great, Pops. 231 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:23,991 Now, let's blast those discs into outer space. 232 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,928 -In five, four -- -Wait. 233 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,496 What if the person who finds the discs 234 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,198 doesn't have a Blu-ray player? 235 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,435 Don't worry. I've got it. 236 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,446 Wait, but what if the person who finds the time capsule 237 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,815 doesn't have a big-screen TV? 238 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,549 I can push one of those out. 239 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,018 -No, no. -That's all right! 240 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,887 Fire in the hole! 241 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,562 Or we could just bury it in the park. 242 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,399 Pops, are you okay?! 243 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,267 Yes. 244 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,736 Just a peculiar dream is all. 245 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,704 Oh, yeah. I've been having weird dreams, too, Pops. 246 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,239 Like this one where Eileen shows up, 247 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,240 and she's wearing... 248 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,610 It's not important. Everybody has weird dreams. 249 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,912 I suppose. 250 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,847 Well, we've got something that'll cheer you up. 251 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:54,782 Come have a look. 252 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,719 It's you, old friend! 253 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:03,256 All these years watching you through my telescope, 254 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:06,526 and I had no idea you were my home. 255 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,261 No wonder it's your favorite planet. 256 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,297 So beautiful up close. 257 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,265 Isn't she marvelous? 258 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,368 Under normal circumstances, I'd agree. 259 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,937 Eileen: Yeah, don't forget what we're here for. 260 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,572 We have to battle Anti-Pops, whose whole thing is, like, 261 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,875 erasing the universe as we know it! 262 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:22,910 No big deal! 263 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,411 All the more reason to be ready. 264 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,779 Let's get down there! 265 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,458 This is where Pops came from? 266 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,460 I can't believe it. 267 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,062 I thought it'd be a little cleaner. 268 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,605 Jolly good! 269 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,640 By Jove! 270 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,641 Dad-sizzle! 271 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,476 Yeah, this is definitely Pops' planet. 272 00:12:56,509 --> 00:13:00,147 Oh, my! They're all so welcoming! 273 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,782 You're here! You're finally here! 274 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,618 We've been waiting eons for this moment! 275 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,088 Allow us to introduce ourselves. 276 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,991 I'm Frivola-Kranus! 277 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,193 I'm Quadravi-Kranus! 278 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,996 And I'm Weird Mushroom Guy! 279 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,332 Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you! 280 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,800 Hate to interrupt the moment, 281 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,503 but don't we have a battle to prepare for or something? 282 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,706 Together: Oh, very true! Come along. 283 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,179 Uh, no offense, bros, 284 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,214 but why's your planet all busted? 285 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,317 This is evidence of many battles past. 286 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:42,389 No fight of such a grand scale is free of collateral damage. 287 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:46,559 But the Guardian can tell you all about that. 288 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,561 Uh... 289 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:52,199 Guardian: My eyes are up here. 290 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,835 I am the Guardian of Lolliland. 291 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,405 I exist to witness the titans battle 292 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,875 every 14 billion years. 293 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,811 Excuse me, ma'am! 294 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,215 Might you know how I can defeat Anti-Pops?! 295 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,551 I do not. I have never seen the battle end in victory -- 296 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,221 only mutually assured destruction, 297 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,323 followed by a reset of the universe. 298 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,725 Only this planet survives in order to record 299 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,328 the outcome of each encounter. 300 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,696 Chosen one, if you wish to know more, 301 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,532 study the ancient tapestries. 302 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,567 Do we even have time for that? 303 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,203 Isn't Anti-Pops supposed to be here soon?! 304 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,907 There is no sign yet of the one you call Anti-Pops, 305 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:34,908 which is odd. 306 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,243 He's usually on time. 307 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,879 He's already at Lolliland?! 308 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,417 You -- why aren't we moving?! 309 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,853 Uh, well, you erased half the engine, so... 310 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,788 we're sort of stalled out, sir. 311 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,358 Then I'll take one of the smaller ships. 312 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:55,262 Computer: Coordinates set. Destination -- Lolliland. 313 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,630 Warp speed at 10! 314 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,768 Huh? 315 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,876 This is why I want to end this stupid universe! 316 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,744 Over a space deer? 317 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,046 I hit a space deer once. 318 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,215 They're way stronger than you'd think. 319 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,450 Quiet! 320 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,286 Oh, my chips. 321 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,555 I need to find another way. 322 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,125 Welcome to the Hall of Tapestries. 323 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,128 Anything you want to know about the previous battles 324 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,797 exists in these creations. 325 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,134 They "weave" a very detailed history. 326 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,437 He says that one every time. 327 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,471 Still funny. 328 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,507 It is funny! 329 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:44,311 Here, you can see how you came into existence. 330 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,845 Different versions of us were born 331 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:49,149 over billions of years, never quite right. 332 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,452 Until you, Mega-Kranus. 333 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,486 That's my name? 334 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,588 Both: Mega-Kranus. 335 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,791 Yes, you are the ultimate creation. 336 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,094 However, when you were created, 337 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,663 the universe had to balance itself. 338 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,267 Hence, Malum-Kranus was born. 339 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,702 Oh, Malum-Kranus. 340 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,171 "Malum" means "bad," right? 341 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,772 Here, you'll see tapestries 342 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,875 that depict every clash over the millennia. 343 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,210 Kind of looks like they're fighting 344 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,845 with pool noodles in this one. 345 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,114 Oh, yes. That was a fun one. 346 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,882 Wait, guys, look! 347 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,786 Does that kind of look like us? 348 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,289 Yes, everything that's happening now 349 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,523 has happened before. 350 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,458 Everything? 351 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,893 Everything. 352 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,664 Each battle ends in a draw, with two fists colliding, 353 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,867 resetting the universe, and ending in rebirth. 354 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,204 Uh, hate to be a downer, but this sounds kind of... 355 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,372 Futile? 356 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,040 I mean, this has been happening 357 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,542 for billions and billions of years. 358 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,578 How are we gonna buck the odds? 359 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,846 Skips: This doesn't look good. 360 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,855 Dude, you got an idea? 361 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,191 Yes. 362 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,060 Mordecai: Okay, every battle starts in this coliseum 363 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,263 with Pops on this side and Anti-Pops on that side. 364 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,864 We know where he's gonna be. 365 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,167 We can catch him off guard with some traps. 366 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,569 If we want to win, the only choice we have 367 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,770 is to change things up. 368 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,107 That's not a terrible idea. 369 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,410 This is like pranking the most evil guy ever. 370 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,045 Consider the master prankster in! 371 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:30,717 Oh, a sneak attack? That doesn't seem very sporting. 372 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,752 It's true, this plan doesn't seem fair, 373 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,421 but I think it's our best bet. 374 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,356 You too, Eileen? 375 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,392 I know how it sounds, but everyone and everything 376 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,394 we know and love is on the line here. 377 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,863 It's up to you, Pops. If you want to keep doing this 378 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,798 how it's always been done, that's your choice. 379 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,567 You're the chosen one. 380 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,471 Okay. 381 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,306 Let's do it. 382 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,408 Traps, traps, traps, traps! 383 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,976 He already said we'd do it! 384 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,518 'Sup? You Malum-Kranus? 385 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,521 Took you long enough. What is this? 386 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,755 There's not enough room! 387 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,123 Always room in the front. 388 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,825 Come sit up here with me, bro. 389 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:49,462 I'm not doing that. Gruff, you sit up front. 390 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,831 Aw, man! I don't want to! 391 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,201 -Yes, sir! 392 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,803 Floor it! 393 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,005 I hate to tell ya, traffic's backed 394 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,007 all up and down the 405 galaxy. 395 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,009 Oh, hey, do you want waters or snacks? 396 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,944 They're in the side door back there. 397 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,247 I don't want to hear it! Just go! 398 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,117 Hey, how's the music? The, uh, volume okay? 399 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,352 Silence! 400 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,188 Yeah, I don't really like this music, either. 401 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,191 Yeah, I've been doing this about six years, 402 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,126 but this isn't, like, my main gig. 403 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,295 Deejaying's what gets me out of bed. 404 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,797 Oh, hey, if you ever need someone to spin at a party... 405 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,104 Anti-Pops draws near. 406 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,215 Anti-Pops: And in this corner of the ring, 407 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:45,718 the ferocious fighter, the erratic eraser, 408 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,721 you love him, you love to hate him -- 409 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,191 Malum-Kranus! 410 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,668 Pops, I'm surprised you're still standing 411 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,770 after our last showdown. 412 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,372 But don't worry. 413 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,708 I'll make sure that doesn't happen this time. 414 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,043 It's doesn't have to end this way. 415 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,846 Please, can't we settle this peacefully? 416 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,081 Peacefully? 417 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,918 Peace doesn't interest me! 418 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,521 I won't be satisfied until the universe 419 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,523 has come to an end by my hand! 420 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,125 Now, let's get on with it. 421 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,126 It is time. 422 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,596 The titans have gathered in the coliseum. 423 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,030 And now, as is tradition, 424 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,434 the ancient Lolliland anthem will be performed. 425 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:39,406 This year, sung by local boy Eggum-Kranus! 426 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,607 Ahem! 427 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,142 * Oh, Lolliland, oh, Lolliland * 428 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,445 * Our ball of beautiful dust 429 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,281 * Her people strong, tall -- nine miles long * 430 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,883 * With hearts that you can trust * 431 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,386 * Despite the titan battles 432 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,255 * She stands through thick and thin * 433 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,125 * Oh, Lolliland, oh, Lolliland * 434 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,994 * May good or evil win 435 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,399 * Oh, Lolliland 436 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,370 * Mama, take me to the promised land * 437 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:12,939 Enough! 438 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,141 This battle starts now! 439 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,681 Oh, no. 440 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,383 Now! 441 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,308 I think...we did it. 442 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,678 Wait. 443 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,481 Universe is still here! 444 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:59,285 Put that in a tapestry, son! 445 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,120 Right away, sir. 446 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,522 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 447 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:09,796 klAaedh!. ic 448 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:10,997 Aah! Aah! Aah!