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**

2
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[ Both laughing ]

3
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Okay,
last lap of the race!

4
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Right turn coming up
on the radar.

5
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Doin' it!

6
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Boost me!

7
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[ Engine revs, machine chimes ]

8
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Whoa! Whoa!
What do you think you're doing?

9
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Uhhhhh... Uhhhhh...

10
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How many times
do I have to explain

11
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what "Authorized Personnel Only"
means?

12
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Are you authorized personnel,
boys?

13
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Are you?

14
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-No, sir. Sorry, sir.
-No, sir. Sorry, sir.

15
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Now,
get down and give me 50!

16
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-Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
-Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

17
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Is what I would have said
if you hadn't have gotten

18
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the highest score in "Space
Racer Deluxe" I've ever seen.

19
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You mean
that video game?

20
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That isn't a video game,
boys.

21
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It's a racing simulator for
the Station Racing League!

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The Interstation 5000,

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an annual competition between
all the stations in the area.

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For five years, the Space Bushes
held the Interstation trophy,

25
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but this could be the year
I finally beat Tanner

26
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and win that milk can!

27
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Ohhh, when I feel that milk
pour over my body,

28
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it'll be like I'm born again
as a champion!

29
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I need you boys
to race for me.

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-Okay.
-Okay.

31
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Why are we here?

32
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Uh, you're the pit crew.

33
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How are we gonna be
the pit crew?

34
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This is crazy.
Are we gonna get trained?

35
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[ Laughs ] You think
I haven't thought of that?

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Meet Hans and Lars.

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They're our best racers,

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or at least they were

39
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until you guys beat their high
score in the racing simulator.

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[ German accent ] What?
These nobodies beat our score?

41
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That's impossible!

42
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Well,
it was an accident.

43
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Yeah, we didn't know
it was gonna be that easy.

44
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[ Slurps, spits ]
Easy?!

45
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Did you say "easy"?

46
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Aw, now, don't get all sour,
Larsy.

47
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Everyone loses their edge
at some point.

48
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Edge?!
We have edge.

49
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Yeah,
look at the edges.

50
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[ Shing! ]

51
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We were born to race.

52
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And that's why you're gonna
teach Mordecai, Rigby,

53
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and their crew
everything you know.

54
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
Nein, nein.
Nein.

55
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We do not "teach."

56
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Well, you certainly haven't

57
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brought home the milk can
for me in years,

58
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so I think it's time
to try something new.

59
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Rawls, wait!

60
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Just get 'em ready
for the big race.

61
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Hooah!

62
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So, what's first?

63
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What's first is us.

64
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We are always first.

65
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Get it through
your little head.

66
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We have better things to do
than babysit you babies.

67
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Yeah,
my cappuccino's now cold,

68
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and it's going to take me
a while to make a new one.

69
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Sorry.

70
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Okay.

71
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I've always hated
hot-shot racers.

72
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Well,
what are we gonna do?

73
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I mean, video simulators
are one thing,

74
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but I have no idea what to do
with this big hunk of metal.

75
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Well, I can teach ya.

76
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All: Toothpick Sally?!

77
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Were you under there
the whole time?

78
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Yeah, I grew up
around these tracks.

79
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And first of all,
they're not big hunks of metal.

80
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They're BHM racers.
That's lesson one.

81
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Now, if you do what I say,
I can get you up to speed.

82
00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,884
Yeah, but aren't Hans and Lars,
like, the best racers ever?

83
00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,887
Yeah, well, who do you think
taught them?

84
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Was it you?

85
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Yes!

86
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Let's just get started.

87
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[ Rock music playing ]

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-Yeah! Whoo! [ Laughs ]
-Awesome!

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They're ready.

90
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Announcer: Welcome to
the Interstation 5000,

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sponsored by
Anderson Farms Dairy.

92
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[ Both laughing ]

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That's your best team,
huh, Rawls?

94
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We're getting that can back
to the Space Tree, Tanner!

95
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That milk is gonna be
all over my body.

96
00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,757
Huh. Looks like the Space Bush
is a no-show.

97
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Howdy, losers.

98
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What the heck? You guys
work for the Space Tree.

99
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Not anymore. We're racing
for Herr Tanner now. [ Laughs ]

100
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Tanner!
You lousy --

101
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May the best team win.
[ Laughs evilly ]

102
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It's the moment
you've been waiting for, folks.

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Racer roll call!

104
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Both: Space Tree, check!

105
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Both: Space Rock, check!

106
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Both: Space Flower, check!

107
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Both: Space Mushroom, hai!

108
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Both: Space Bush, check.

109
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Both: Space Log, check!

110
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[ Electricity buzzing ]

111
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Anti one straight four.

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Anti one straight four,
check.

113
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Initiate track rail gun!

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[ Electricity buzzes ]

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[ Fwoosh! ]

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**

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Bubble gum pops ]

119
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[ Fwoosh! ]

120
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Aah! Aah!

121
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Whoa. Whoa.

122
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Turn's coming up!

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-Open right!
-Open right, check!

124
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Looks like Hans and Lars
of Space Bush

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have taken the immediate lead

126
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while racers from
Log and Mushroom

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try to close the gap.

128
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Aah! Aah!

129
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[ Laughs ] Hey, Jolene,
we got some tree boys over here.

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Looks like
they could use an arborist.

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-[ Laughs ]
[ Bang! ]

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[ Screams ]

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[ All gasp ]

134
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We're losing ground!

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-Huh?
[ Brakes squeal ]

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[ Both screaming ]

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[ Beeping ]

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Rigby,
what's over this hill?

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I don't know.
It's just a bunch of blobs!

140
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-Battening shield.
-Battening shield check!

141
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-Takeshi! Tate!
-Tate!

142
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[ Fwoosh! ]

143
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Dude,
do we have a shield?

144
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I don't know!
I don't see a button for it!

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[ Asteroids clanging ]

146
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What's one little hole,
right?

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[ Beeping ]

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Asteroid field!
Asteroid field!

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[ Both grunt ]

150
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I just wanted
to win that milk can!

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[ Screams ]

152
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[ Both scream ]

153
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Fix the hole!
Fix the hole!

154
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[ Panting ]
With what?!

155
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I don't know!
Just fix it!

156
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[ Grunts ]

157
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[ Brakes squealing ]

158
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Keep it still!

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Gasps ]

161
00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,124
[ Beeping ]

162
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,595
[ Beeping ]

163
00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:08,629
I got it!

164
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[ Explosion ]

165
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What'd you do?!

166
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I didn't do anything!

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[ Explosion ]

168
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[ Both scream ]

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[ All gasp ]
-Pit crew, to your stations!

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Mordecai and Rigby,
stand by.

171
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[ Helmets powering up ]

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[ Fwoosh! ]

173
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[ Both screaming ]

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Entering atmosphere.

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[ Both scream ]

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Where's that pit ship?

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Right here!

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[ Screams ]

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Ow!

180
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Huh?

181
00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,341
It's Hans and Lars's
ratchet bot!

182
00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,144
They've been sabotaging you
this whole time!

183
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We're getting too close
to the surface!

184
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We got to get out of here!

185
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,652
Hans:
Prepare for core dive.

186
00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,520
Core dive, check!

187
00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:13,393
Wow, those guys are really
not living anymore.

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[ Both screaming ]

189
00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:18,498
Oh.

190
00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,601
Other racers, coming up!

191
00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:22,736
Car insurance.

192
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Car insurance, check.

193
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[ Gun cocks ]

194
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-Aah!
-Ugh!

195
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Announcer: Well, folks,
looks like they've gone

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so deep inside the planet's
crust, we've lost the signal.

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Nothing to do now but see
who comes out the other side

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for the win!

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Come on!
Come on!

200
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,758
Core coming up!

201
00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,193
We need more speed!

202
00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,228
I'm ejecting the body --
I think.

203
00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:54,501
Dudes, why are you
being such jerks?

204
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,670
You think you just get to
come into space,

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beat us at the simulator,

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then expect us to
train you to replace us?

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00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,776
This is about you and us!

208
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,679
[ Swoosh! ]
-Both: Aah!

209
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,347
[ Both groan ]

210
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,350
Hey, Rigby, how'd we beat
their score in the simulator?

211
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,952
Good question,
Mordecai.

212
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,387
Didn't we use a speed stick
and win?

213
00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:17,124
I don't remember.
Let's find out.

214
00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:20,728
[ Swoosh! ]

215
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,596
[ Both scream ]

216
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,568
We're getting close
to the finish line!

217
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:29,703
Uhh!

218
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,972
More speed!

219
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,675
[ Grunts ]

220
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:41,649
Faster, Rigby!

221
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,416
Both: Uhhhh!

222
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,654
Uhhh -- okay!

223
00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,322
[ Fwoosh! ]

224
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,091
Ugh!

225
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,226
[ Crash, clatter ]

226
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,762
[ Both laugh ]

227
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,130
Finish line is coming up.

228
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,936
Gravity's pulling us
back in!

229
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,437
We won't get to
the surface!

230
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,939
Our car
is lighter than theirs.

231
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,207
We can make it.

232
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,280
Go!
Get out there!

233
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,283
All right, getting out there,
check!

234
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:19,953
[ Grunts ]

235
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,488
Hm-Hm-Hm!

236
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,628
Ugh!

237
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,629
Huh!

238
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,731
[ Both grunt ]

239
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,631
Huh? Huh?

240
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:35,202
[ Both screaming ]

241
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,937
[ All cheering ]

242
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,840
-Whoa!
-Yeah, whoo!

243
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:40,941
[ Laughs ]

244
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,843
Congratulations, boys!

245
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,477
You did a great job out there.

246
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,681
-Both: Thank you, sir.
-Now, let's par-tay!

247
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,482
[ Gasps ]

248
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,283
[ Growls ]

249
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,518
[ Both gasp ]

250
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,620
[ All gasp ]

251
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,822
[ Laughs ]

252
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,523
[ Laughter ]

253
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,793
Yes, yes, all over my body.

254
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,362
Oh, so smooth.

255
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:07,100
**

256
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,514
**

257
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,351
[ Sobbing ]

258
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,719
Promise me.

259
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:26,987
I promise you!

260
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,722
I'll search
the entire galaxy

261
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,058
to find out
who poisoned your entrée.

262
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,826
It's the least
I can do

263
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,362
now that I know
you're my...mother.

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00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,663
]
s

265
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,865
What?! What?!
now that I know
No way! What?!

266
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,099
[ Muscle Man Crying ]

267
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,534
Whoa, Muscle Man,
are you crying?

268
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,236
Yes, I'm crying.

269
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,273
I'm feeling deep emotions and
they're expressing themselves

270
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,008
physically on my face.

271
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,043
It's part of what makes me
a man.

272
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,279
Ugh! Are you guys watching
"Lazer Hunters"?

273
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,915
Why is everybody at the station
addicted to it?

274
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,850
Yeah, it's so cheesy.

275
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,185
Oh, get over yourselves.

276
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,853
This show
is a cultural phenomenon.

277
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,289
It's ending next week.
Give it a chance.

278
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,257
Mm.
I don't know.

279
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,759
[ Sobbing ]

280
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,027
Brick?
Yes?

281
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,029
Mother never wanted us
to meet,

282
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,064
but now that she's gone,
I can tell you...

283
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:14,234
I'm your identical twin
Angelo.

284
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,402
Whoa.
Okay.

285
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,237
Maybe we can give it
a shot.

286
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:21,141
[ All crying ]

287
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,310
Ooh!
[ Chuckles, shivers ]

288
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,778
That was really good.

289
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,047
Dude, we gotta catch up
before the finale next week.

290
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,248
How many seasons
are there?

291
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,417
Eight.
If you start watching now,

292
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,953
you just barely
have enough time to catch up.

293
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:36,489
But only if you use
this mayonnaise jar as a toilet.

294
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,725
Thanks.
Dude, weren't we
supposed to do something

295
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,427
for Benson
before we walked in here?

296
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,830
Uh...
vacuum the floors?

297
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,431
But we could put that off
till later.

298
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,598
You're
probably right.

299
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,934
[ Theme music plays ]

300
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,268
No, Mr. President!

301
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,437
Don't open
that birthday present!

302
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,505
[ Both sobbing ]

303
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,474
[ Yawns ]

304
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,642
[ Both laugh ]

305
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,377
No! No!

306
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,348
[ Static ]

307
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,749
Bros, you did it!

308
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,953
You watched 168 hours
of "Lazer Hunters."

309
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,288
And you're just in time
for the finale.

310
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,123
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
So many questions!

311
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,325
Like, what was the deal with
the space lizard cold open?

312
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,661
Was Brick's cousin's salsa
in the safety deposit box?

313
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,263
Why was there a squid
in the percolator?!

314
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,098
Who made the holotape
that tipped off the colonel?!

315
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,799
Not so dumb anymore,
is it?

316
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,134
And now, finally,

317
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,837
the finale will answer
all our questions!

318
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:27,007
[ All cheering ]

319
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,943
Mordecai and Rigby.

320
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,511
Oh, hey, Benson.

321
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,847
We were just about to watch
the "Lazer Hunters" finale.

322
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,349
No, you're not,
because you and Mordecai

323
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:40,020
are going to go vacuum the
floors in the house right now!

324
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,622
Just like I told you to
a week ago!

325
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,991
Aw, Benson.

326
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,993
Can't we just
vacuum after?
Now.

327
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,162
The house is all the way on
the other side of the station!
Don't care.

328
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,564
The finale will be over
by the time we get back!
Go.

329
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,367
How are we gonna get back here
without hearing spoilers?

330
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,369
Go vacuum the house!

331
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,237
Ugh! Ugh!

332
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,805
Whoa, tough break,
guys.

333
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,373
Whatever shall you do?

334
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,009
Both: Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

335
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,744
You want me to record it for you
so you can watch it later?

336
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,313
Both: Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

337
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,348
[ Sighs ]
Give me the tape.

338
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,251
Both: Hm-Hm-Hm!
Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

339
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,752
I just hope
they can make it back

340
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,188
before they hear
any spoilers.

341
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,360
[ Chuckles ]
This is gonna work.

342
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,262
Yeah, The sooner
we get this done,

343
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,197
the sooner we can watch
that tape.

344
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,699
Oh, no! "Lazer Hunters"
is ending right now, dude!

345
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,201
Dude, don't panic.

346
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,003
We got some time before
we're at risk of spoilers.

347
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,404
Muscle Man: Bros!

348
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,774
Bros, you won't believe
how "Lazer Hunters" ends!

349
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,709
Operation: Hear No Evil --
phase one.

350
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,111
Bros!

351
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,380
Bros?

352
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,449
[ Both panting ]

353
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,784
[ Both grunting ]

354
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,888
Here it is --
Operation: Hear No Evil.

355
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,124
Everything you need
to avoid spoilers.

356
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,625
Two years ago,
the ending

357
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,062
of the Carter and Briggs movie
was spoiled for us,

358
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,729
and what did we vow,
Rigby?

359
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,898
That it would never happen
again.

360
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,867
That it would never happen
again.

361
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,436
Okay, step one --
Go off the grid.

362
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,938
Phone.

363
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,808
Whoa! You could have just
turned them off!

364
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,710
I mean, either way.
What's step two?

365
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,145
Headphones.

366
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,249
[ Rock music plays ]
Okay, step three --

367
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,718
Get to the tape!
What?!

368
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,621
We have to go back
to the barracks for the tape!
Oh, yeah.

369
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,456
And remember -- everybody
and their brother

370
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,992
is gonna be
talking about this,

371
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,660
so we gotta get there
as fast as we can!

372
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:28,628
Got it!

373
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,797
[ Music continues ]

374
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,432
Guys?

375
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,933
Guys?

376
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,336
[ Coughs ]

377
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,437
Where are they?

378
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,073
I don't know the answer
to that question, bro.

379
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,341
But I can tell you

380
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,910
that these floors
have not been vacuumed.

381
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,512
I see.

382
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,647
How does it end?
What?

383
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,950
"Lazer Hunters."
I'm gonna ruin it for them.

384
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:51,985
But --
How...

385
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:55,455
does...it...end?

386
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,624
[ Rock music continues ]

387
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,165
[ Both gasp ]

388
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,536
Both:
La la la la la la la!

389
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,204
[ Both panting ] Huh?

390
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,808
When the beam kills...
How about that...

391
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:18,945
Never saw that coming
in a million years!
[ Music fades ]

392
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,979
The batteries
must be dead!

393
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,314
What do we do now?!

394
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,949
Operation: Hear No Evil
back-up plan --

395
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,251
Earplugs!

396
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:25,852
[ Snapping ]

397
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:26,986
[ No sound ]

398
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:27,987
Bleah! Bleah!
Hah!

399
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,189
[ No sound ]

400
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,391
Both: Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

401
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:39,132
It's not the texture so much,
it's the smell.

402
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,901
Oh, hey, Benson.
What are you doing here?

403
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,403
I'm waiting here
so I can spoil

404
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,872
the "Lazer Hunters" finale
for Mordecai and Rigby.

405
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,507
Why do you want
to spoil it?

406
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,676
It's gonna
totally ruin their day.

407
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,378
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo!

408
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,213
You know my day
was ruined

409
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,216
when Rawls got on my case
about getting the dome in shape.

410
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:59,552
Vacuuming the house
was the last step!

411
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,988
Mordecai and Rigby
don't take anything seriously.

412
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,392
I mean, we're supposed to take
the dome out on our own soon!

413
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,261
Spoiler alert for our mission --
we fail out there!

414
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:11,931
We fail spectacular...ly?

415
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,666
[ Growls ]

416
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,535
[ Yelling ]

417
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,237
[ Grunts ]

418
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,238
Fine!

419
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,707
I'm glad we're
in the air ducts!

420
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,676
The acoustics in here
are perfect for spoilers!

421
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,245
[ Inhales deeply ]

422
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,615
Both: La la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la

423
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:32,051
la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la!

424
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,587
[ Both inhale deeply ]
La la la la la la la!

425
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,123
La la la la la la la!

426
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,225
La la la la la la la la la la!

427
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,293
[ Both scream ]

428
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,561
No!

429
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,596
[ Screaming continues ]

430
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,435
Nothing but net.

431
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,237
You catch that finale,
Sally?

432
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,440
I couldn't believe Zolthar's
bones were in the --

433
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,574
[ Both grunt ]

434
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,410
La la la la la la
la la la la la la la!

435
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,746
La la la la la la la la la!

436
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,748
[ Grunts ]

437
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,884
What now?!
"In case of emergency,
get to a safe room!"

438
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,620
If we loop back to the barracks,
we can lock Benson out!

439
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,123
**

440
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,492
[ Panting ]

441
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,861
[ Growls ]

442
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,963
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

443
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,031
Hey! [ Grunts ]

444
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,201
Whoa! [ Groans ]

445
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,504
Sorry!
We're just borrowing them!

446
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,275
Excuse me.
Have you seen two idiots?

447
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:31,278
It's very important that I
spoil "Lazer Hunters" for them.

448
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,446
[ Whistles ] Spoilers, huh?
That's cold.

449
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,615
You know, I used to
teach quantum physics.

450
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,816
Then my brother-in-law

451
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:40,086
spoiled the "Egg Baby Bonanza"
finale for me.

452
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,789
I tell you,
I fell into a pit of despair.

453
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,591
Quit my job,
lost my house,

454
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,460
rolled a big rock down a hill
onto my brother-in-law.

455
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,829
Just made
some bad choices.

456
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,466
Now I sweep up trash for scraps
like a gutter urchin.

457
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,969
Because of those spoilers,
I have nothing.

458
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,805
That's perfect!
So have you seen them?

459
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,139
Yeah,
right over there.

460
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,844
Hey! Hey!
I live in that!

461
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,414
[ Indistinct shouting ]

462
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:11,951
[ Gasps ]

463
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,152
Get ready.

464
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,622
You're gonna to hear
this spoiler.

465
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,023
[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Horn honking ]

466
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,191
Huh?

467
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,328
And now, for the losers
who missed it,

468
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,662
here are all of the best scenes

469
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,331
from the "Lazer Hunters"
finale!

470
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,998
[ Growling ]

471
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,600
Ahh! Spoilers!

472
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,736
[ Dolphin chattering ]

473
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,272
Where do we go?!
Shortcut! Shortcut!

474
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,211
[ Growls ]

475
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,414
Get ready.

476
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,048
Jump!

477
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,516
Whoa!

478
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,417
Oh!

479
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,853
I think
I'm really hurt.

480
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,754
No time!

481
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,256
[ Both panting ]

482
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,923
Locking barracks!

483
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,526
[ Panting ]

484
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,161
We're safe!
Let's do this!

485
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,529
Yes! Finally!

486
00:19:56,563 --> 00:20:00,867
Benson: I just wanted
the carpets vacuumed.

487
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,135
[ Both gasp ]

488
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,575
Pack it up, guys.

489
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,209
You failed.

490
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,078
Hey, buddy.

491
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,714
Let's not do
anything rash.

492
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:18,851
All those hours
spent planning and planning

493
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,053
and running away from me.

494
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:24,223
All that time
and energy wasted

495
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:27,394
on Operation: Hear No Evil.

496
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,630
Now I'm gonna
spoil "Lazer Hunters"

497
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,732
once and for all.

498
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,233
La la la la!
No.

499
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,135
Benson's not gonna do that
to us.

500
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,205
[ Laughs ]
And why is that?

501
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,040
'Cause you don't know
the last phase

502
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,875
of Operation:
Hear No Evil.

503
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,210
Oh, give it up.

504
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,778
You and I both know

505
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:49,882
there's nothing in that backpack
that's gonna change my mind.

506
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,451
Not even...

507
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,420
the finale
of "Dr. Whiskers, M.D."?!

508
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,254
[ Gasps ]
Okay, wait.

509
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,590
Uh, let's not do anything
we'd regret.

510
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,591
Dude, what?

511
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,093
Oh, just
Benson's favorite show.

512
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,597
He was binge-watching it right
before we left Earth, but...

513
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,165
I never got to see
the finale.

514
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,567
Wait, so
what's on the tape?

515
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,969
The last 10 seconds
of that finale --

516
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,104
Dr. Whiskers' big reveal!

517
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,406
Mordecai.

518
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,774
It's up to you,
Benson.

519
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,943
Let us watch the "Lazer Hunters"
finale in peace,

520
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,278
or we spoil
your cat show.

521
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,813
You're bluffing.

522
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:25,418
And so, after months of
unbelievable twists and turns,

523
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,787
I will finally reveal
whose paws

524
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,957
were behind the murders
of the Calico Crew!

525
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,925
No! Stop it!
Stop!

526
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,527
[ Panting ]

527
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,261
Truce?

528
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,763
Truce.

529
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:40,767
You can vacuum the floors
after you watch the finale.

530
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,669
Both: Whoooooa!

531
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,171
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

532
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,639
[ Theme music plays ]

533
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,475
We did it, dude!
It's happening!

534
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,477
[ Chuckles ]
The "Lazer Hunters" finale!

535
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,945
You get to the part
where LeFever dies yet?

536
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,146
Ugh! Ugh!

537
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,648
Dude, I told you
to lock the door!

538
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,516
[ Laughs ]

539
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,518
[ Chuckles ] Whoops.
My bad.

540
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,720
Seriously, though,
that ending's almost as good

541
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,722
as the end of
"Dr. Whiskers, M.D."

542
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,124
Can you believe
Fuzzmeister Fuzzball

543
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,626
killed the Calico Crew?

544
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,960
[ Chuckles ]

545
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,996
Well, bye.

546
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,764
[ Music continues ]

547
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,936
**