What an awesome trip to the summer time planet.
Yeah, I've been dying to get one of these Uber Soakers!
[ Both laughing ]
What's next? We're going to run some errands!
Both: Errands!
Welcome to planet Lobius, everyone!
What are we here for exactly?
I need to pick up a roll of film I had developed.
Why'd you come here to get it developed?
They're the only planet that still does it.
Whoa! [ Laughs ]
Aah! Whoo!
Hey, you know how you just said "whoo" really loud?
Yeah? Well, never say that on this planet.
These people are very sensitive to sound.
So, be respectful and please keep it down.
No problem. Easy enough.
Both: Whoa!
**
[ Wind chimes jingling ]
[ Mumbling ] Kids these days.
[ Bag pops ] Do you mind?!
Oh, sorry, ma'am.
[ Tweeting ] Woof! Woof! Woof!
Oh no, Rufus, that is too much.
[ Whimpering ]
I'll be done in a jiffy!
I'm gonna see what they got for hair gel.
Wonder if they've got cinnamon toothpicks.
Ha!
Ugh! Rrr!
[ Chains jingle ] [ Gasping ]
Man: Oh, no.
[ Crash ]
[ Phones ringing ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
[ Alarm blaring ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Glass cracking, shatters ]
What's going on?!
Uh...
we should probably leave.
You're under arrest!
On what charge! Making a ruckus.
Typical. They would do something like this.
Hey, innocent until proven guilty!
Oh, you know they did it! Oh yeah.
Who's the old lobe?
That's the Auricle.
The oldest, most respected ear on Lobius.
Shouldn't they call him the Earicle?
It really seems like a missed opportunity.
Order, order in the court.
Prosecution will now give its opening remarks.
Thank you, Your Honor.
Lady-ears and gentle-ears of the jury.
We are here to prove beyond a reasonable doubt
that Mordecai and Rigby intentionally caused a ruckus
and should be punished sev-earely.
[ Chatter, Laughter ] Thank you.
Public defend-ear, how do you plead?
Uh, "not guilty."
All right.
Prosecut-ear, call your first witness.
Gladly, Your Honor.
I call Mordecai to the stand.
Place your hand on the Auricle if you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
I swear.
Mordecai, would you be so kind as to tell these folks
what transpired earlier today?
You know, when you and your friend made that
horrible noise downtown?
We can explain.
I'm 100% ready to listen.
He really should have said, "I'm all ears!"
It's right there!
So, Rigby and I just got these cool new Uber Soakers.
Rigby tried to squirt me, but he missed, and --
and it was all just a big accident, okay?!
Oh! An "accident?!"
Why don't you tell that to poor little Jesse down in the ICU!
[ Gasping ] Woman: Good gracious.
Jesse had already been hit by a car,
but that loud noise interrupted his favorite show.
Very tragic. No more questions.
You gotta help us, man. We're dying out there!
Don't worry.
All I've gotta do is present these records that prove
you were nowhere near that phone booth.
Our case doesn't have anything to do with a phone booth!
Wait, is this room 17? No, it's not!
I now call Rigby to the stand.
So, what would you say happened, Mr. Rigby?
Like Mordecai said --
Uber Soaker, accident, loud noise, boom!
[ Gasping ] Watch your volume, son,
or I'll hold you in contempt!
Oh, geez! Come on, can't you do something?
Uh, uh...
I'd like to call for a recess, Your Honor!
Make it quick.
What we need is uh...
Oh! Character witnesses!
You know, people who would testify
that you would never make a loud noise on purpose.
Say that you're not troublemakers, that sort of thing.
I think our friends could do that.
Yeah. If there's anybody we can count on, it's our friends.
So, Benson.
You're Mordecai and Rigby's boss. Yes.
No more questions, Your Honor.
Wh-what was that?!
I'm just getting 'em warmed up!
So, Mr. Benson.
Mordecai and Rigby would never, say, whoo,
make a loud noise like today on purpose?
Mordecai and Rigby: Whoooooooa! USA! USA! USA!
No. Hmm. I see.
And what is your job?
I'm a park manager.
Ah, park manager. Park manager.
Done that all your life, have you?
Uh, no, sir.
Mm, what was your job before that?
Well, I don't mean to brag, but I was a professional drummer.
[ Gasping ]
We are supposed to take the word of a drummer?!
A man of the forbidden instrument?
He knows nothing of peace and quiet,
and therefore I move to throw out his testimony!
Let it be stricken from the record!
Eileen, don't fail me now!
Mrs. -- Ms. Roberts, uh...
how do you know the defendants, Rigby? We're dating.
Ah, really? I knew it!
This whole time I've been like "are they" but -- Ahem!
In your opinion, would Rigby intentionally make a loud noise?
Oh, no.
Rigby might make mistakes from time to time
but who doesn't?
Like sometimes he talks when my shows are on.
But he always whispers.
And it's usually just to ask how my day was!
All: Aww! Oh, aren't they just the cutest?
L-let the record show that this is adorable.
No further questions.
Boy, that Rigby sounds like a heck of a guy.
Would you say he's a calm person?
[ Laughs ] Uh, yes.
But how does he express himself when he's not calm?
When he's all riled up?
Uh, well, he says, um...
It's really funny.
He says, "Stop talking."
Hm, he says it just like that, does he?
I mean more in his voice.
How would that voice sound, Ms. Roberts, in his voice?
It would...sound like...
Go on, Ms. Roberts.
I don't know.
I think you do, Ms. Roberts.
I... We don't have all day.
I... How does he say it?!
[ Shrieks ] Stop talking!
[ Jury gasps ]
Hm, no more questions.
Your Honor, I'd like to call
a series of incriminating witnesses to the stand.
Who else are they gonna call?
Mordecai and Rigby?
They got me caught in
one of the loudest shoot outs I've ever heard!
They cut the moon in twain!
Never heard such a terrible thing in all my life.
You know what it sounds like to hear yourself explode...
twice?
I've heard enough.
We will now have the jury delib-earate.
I really feel like that did not go over well.
No way!
That Eileen and Rigby thing killed!
There's no way they'll find you...
Guilty!
We find the defendants guilty!
Okay. Okay, Okay. Don't worry.
He'll probably just give you a slap on the wrist.
Judge may look tough,
but it's been decades since anyone's been sentenced to...
Life in prison!
The penalty for your crimes is life in prison!
What happened to a slap on the wrist!
We don't have wrists!
We're all ears!
There it is! Uh...
it says here we're allowed a leniency thingy!
Y'know, with the Auricle!
[ Gasping ] Man: Ooh. The Auricle.
Seriously?
We're gonna go all the way out to the Auricle's house for this?
It's the law.
**
I feel terrible! Ack! My cartilage is achy.
And someone keeps messing with the thermostat.
Why don't you take your medicine?
Oh, I hate that show!
No, I said "take your medicine!"
I don't like that show either!
[ Sighs ] [ Knocking ]
Oh. I think some people are here for a pardon.
Won't that be some fun?
No, that show's not on tonight. We'll have to record it.
Okay, guys. Approach the Auricle.
Sir, my name's Mordecai, and this is my friend, Rigby.
And we were just sentenced to life in prison
for making a really loud noise.
We were just here for a quick stop!
And it was all an accident!
We didn't mean to cause any trouble!
And, well, can you forgive us, please?
I've heard a lot of crazy things in my time,
but I did not hear a lick of that.
You are gonna have to speak up.
Um, so Mordecai and I --
Closer! I won't bite ya!
Mordecai and I --
Ah! Whoa! [ Gong! ]
[ Gasping ]
I'm sorry. The audacity!
First you barge in here
screaming at the top of your lungs
and then you assault me?!
It was an accident! Please!
No pardon!
I find these two beyond a reasonable doubt
guilty as sin for assaulting the Auricle!
Take them away! No!
Rigby! Eileen! The Uber Soakers!
[ Grunts ]
Ugh.
Whoa!
**
Stay back!
Easy, man!
Wh-what is that, some kind of dangerous weapon?
It is absolutely a dangerous weapon!
This has all been one crazy misunderstanding!
Now you're gonna let us go before -- Aah!
[ Slow motion ] Aah!
[ Gasps ]
Auricle! [ Gasps ]
Somebody get him an earologist!
I'm okay. I'm fine. I don't need an earologist.
[ Gasps ] You heard me?
Yeah, yeah! I heard ya!
But your horn is all the way over there.
[ Gasping ] He can hear.
By lobe!
I haven't heard this well since before my Woodstock days.
I used to stock wood at my father's lumber mill.
But how?
Well, I guess, uh...
Uber Soaker.
This man right here must've flushed out my gutty works
when he shot me with his water pistol.
Now I'm the Auricle and I knew that.
Boys, I'm gonna let you go.
Both: Yeah!
However, I'm gonna need to take your water pistol.
[ Laughs ]
These works get gutty real quick.
No way! Leave it!
But -- All: Leave it!
Fine. Here, take it.
[ Laughs ] Well, thank you kindly, child.
[ Rockets blast ]
Well, that was pretty crazy!
Glad Recap got that film developed though.
Hope it was worth it!
Recap: [ Chuckles nervously ]
Yep! Totally worth it!
**
[ Switch clicking ]
[ Grunting ]
Fist Pump!
Announcer: One night only!
Fist Pump has come out of retirement/prison
for one last show,
their "Lasers 4 Lyfe Concert
and Laser Light Show Extravaganza."
[ Both cheering ]
The U.N. banned Fist Pump
from playing the show anywhere On Earth
for being, "Incredibly dangerous."
Well, guess what, Earth?
Fist Pump didn't think you were even that cool anyways.
Fist Pump has left that dusty old marble
and is bringing "Lasers 4 Lyfe"
to the vast expanse of [echoing] space!
Tonight, come pump your fists with Fist Pump
in the Space Tree Observatory at the very top of the tree!
Space Tree is not liable for any harm, burns, explosions,
smoke Inhalation, blindness, eardrum degradation,
boils, literal face-melting, or other injuries that may occur.
[ Both cheering ]
Man, I never thought I'd be so excited for a Fist Pump show.
I must really be missing Earth junk.
Well, also, last time we worked all day
to afford tickets and ended up sleeping
through the entire show.
[ Cheering ]
The universe is giving us a second chance --
for redemption.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
This time, we got our tickets two weeks in advance.
Two tickets for -- hey!
We took a long space nap.
[ Hissing ]
We both downloaded this sweet lighter app
for slow power ballads.
And we still have two hours to get to the show early.
Let's do this.
Both: Fist Pump!
[ Both cheer ]
Aww, what?
How come the tubes get you to the Top of the Space Tree
in five seconds, but the line takes two hours?
Don't worry, dude. I planned for this.
I know a secret elevator.
It'll take two hours to get to the top of the Space Tree,
but there's no line. [ Clicks teeth ]
Dude, nice work.
Follow me, dude.
Whoa! A Lift Master!
Classic. Yeeah!
The 4,000 series is one of my favorite Lift-Master Models.
Oh, it's on my top five for sure.
**
Both: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[ Both chanting "Fist Pump" ]
No way!
Their best music video was where they drove that truck
With the big fist on the front into that high school.
And the they're all like [imitates guitar screeching]
[ Chuckles ] Yeah, yeah.
And then all the teachers get turned into swimsuit models.
[ Both chortle ]
So stupid.
[ Heavy metal music plays ]
Here's the best part!
[ Music continues ]
[ Both yell ]
[ Both groan ]
Rigby, what the heck did you do?
Don't worry, I just hit the "stop" button.
No big deal.
All I gotta do is press the button for the top floor.
Dude, we're not moving.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Just press the button.
[ Yells ]
Try hitting the stop button again.
Oh, yeah! [ Elevator buzzes ]
-Nothing! -Here, let me try.
[ Elevator buzzing ] Come on! Come on!
We're gonna be late for Fist Pump!
Dude, you gotta press it harder! Hwah!
Rigby, you're gonna break it.
Look, we'll try the call box.
Maybe they need to reset the system or something.
[ Beep ]
[ Buzzing ]
* Baby, baby
Hello? Hello?
Dude, no one's answering.
Okay, okay, don't panic.
What did we do when we were stuck in that meat locker?
-Help! -Help!
Get us out of here!
The emergency phone's not working!
Wait a sec. We've got our own phones.
Oh, yeah!
[ Cellphone beeps ] Oh, man.
I don't have any reception.
Hmm, I think I'm getting
a little something over here.
Gimme a boost.
-[ Grunts ] -Almost got it.
Where'd it go? Rigby!
[ Cellphone beeps ] Ha! One bar!
[ Cellphone buzzes ] Oh, sweet.
There's an update for the lighter app!
Now they also have a blow torch, a glow stick,
and -- Whoa! A tiki torch!
See, Mordecai? See? See? See the tiki torch?
-Rigby, just call for help. -Chill, man.
This'll just take a second.
Gotta have my sweet lighter for Fist Pump!
[ Cellphone buzzes ] Hmm.
-What is it? -My battery just died.
-What?! -Oof!
Rigby, you idiot!
Why'd you have to break the elevator?
We were this close to seeing Fist Pump.
Instead, we're stuck here in this tiny little box.
And it'll probably be hours
before anyone notices we're gone.
Plus, who knows how long it'll take 'em
to get us out of here?
It's just a good thing
your claustrophobia's not acting up.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here! [ Screaming ]
Dude, will you relax?
[ Buzzing ]
Three, four, five!
That's the last time you throw a dance party, maggots!
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Beeping ]
No one's answering. We're trapped.
It's cool, man. We're gonna be okay.
You don't know that!
[ Panting ] I can't breathe!
This shirt's too tight!
[ Breathing frantically ]
[ Moans ]
[ Crying ]
Rigby.
The only thing left to do is to pose our bodies
so we leave behind cool-looking skeletons.
We're not gonna die in here.
Lemme get that.
We had a good run, man.
We're gonna get out of here, okay?
So just focus on thinking about good things.
Like hot wings,
Strong Johns, Cheezers.
Cheezers.
I wish they had a Cheezers on the Space Tree.
Yeah. But we've got most of the stuff we had back on earth.
So it's still pretty cool. Yeah.
But what are we gonna do when we leave the Space Tree
to go on our mission?
I don't know.
What are we gonna do?
Who knows what it's gonna be like out there?
It might totally suck. Yeah.
And good luck getting Rawls to tell you anything about it.
And, dude, we don't even know
when we're going back to Earth
or if we're going back.
Mordecai?
Y'know, even if we get out of this elevator,
we're still trapped inside a big metal box,
floating through space.
Any illusions we once had
of being masters of our fate have been forfeited
to a man who'd rather preoccupy us with push-ups
than prepare us for whatever horrors
await us out there in the cold, infinite abyss.
Dude, Mordecai, it's cool, man.
No, Rigby, it's not.
You know, Fist Pump's a dumb band,
but we may have just missed our last chance
to ever see another rock concert.
I miss Earth.
* All alone in the world tonight *
[ Moans ]
* Got nothing left to even put up a fight *
[ Grunting ] No!
We're not missing Fist Pump again!
This might be our last chance
to enjoy one of our favorite things from Earth.
Get up!
Dude, it wasn't meant to be.
Let's just wait here till someone saves us
or till we starve to death.
[ Cellphone beeps ] I don't care -- whatever.
Get...up.
Dude, I -- Ow!
Oof! Okay! Okay! Quit it!
Sheesh.
Now I'm standing. Happy?
Hold still.
Uhhh, ah! Oof! Hey!
[ Grunting ]
I can see our floor! Get up here!
We're climbing.
[ Groans ] Fine.
[ Grunting ]
Must...see...Fist Pump!
This is the floor!
Come on, man!
Eh.
[ Growls ] Hello?
Anybody out there?!
Help!
Whoo!
Fist Pump!
Anyone?!
Dude, nobody can hear us!
Eh, useless.
Uhhh, there's an open vent up here!
Follow me! [ Grunts ]
Dude, come on!
Fine.
[ Grunts ]
[ Grunting ]
Where do you think this thing goes?
I don't know, but it doesn't feel very sta--
[ Both yell ]
[ Groans ]
[ Moans ]
Uh, are we still in the Space Tree?
We can't be too far from the observatory.
Let's keep moving.
[ Bats screeching ]
What was that?
I don't know, dude. I can't see a thing!
Something's in here with us.
Dude, get out that lighter app.
[ Gasps ]
[ Both scream ]
[ Bats screeching ]
Creature: [ Deep voice ] You dare wake my children?
[ Gasps ]
You dare disturb their peaceful sleep?!
You must be punished.
I will throw you both into Bottomless Pit
of Eternal Darkness!
[ Whimpers ]
Ha ha.
Pretty scary, right?
Well, I mean, yeah. I guess it is. Sure.
Come on, man! It's terrifying!
I put a lot of work into it.
Well, it's just that it...
...doesn't look that bottomless?
Yeah, yeah, exactly what I was gonna say.
You know, wait. I think I can actually see the bottom.
Silence!
All right, all right.
We were just trying to go see
our favorite band from Earth play.
It might be our last chance ever to see Fist Pump.
I don't care what you -- Wait. What?
Did you say Fist Pump?
[ Growls ]
I haven't heard that name since I left Earth.
Yeah, dude.
They're playing at the top of the Space Tree tonight.
I stowed away under their bus
for their entire "Fresh Outta Prison" tour
three years ago.
Those were good times.
But then I met my wife,
had a couple hundred children,
and then she wanted to move out to space
to be closer to her family.
So here I am, five minutes from the in-laws
and a million miles away from the nearest rock concert.
And all I have to show for it
is a pit that isn't even that bottomless.
[ Sighs ] Sometimes I really miss Earth.
[ Gasps ] Do they still have pizza there? Yeah.
Do they still not let giant bats into pizza parlors?
Yeah.
Dude, Fist Pump is playing right now!
Well, my wife's gonna be at her book club
for another couple hours.
Whaddya say we sneak off to a concert? Huh?
Cool! Cool!
* Come on, sing with all your might *
* Let it out, it's Saturday night *
* Lazers 4 lyfe
Dude, watch out!
Yeah, you better hold on!
I don't know if this is gonna work!
Aaaagh! Aaaagh!
* Lasers 4 Lyfe
Both: Aww-yeah-uh!
* Lasers 4 Lyfe
* Hey, hey, hey, hey
* The music's loud for hanging out *
[ Chanting "Fist Pump" ]
[ Zing! ] Aaagh!
My eyes!
[ Cheering ]
[ Rigby screams ]
[ Cheering continues ]
[ Laughs ] Just kidding. I'm already blind.
[ Laughs ] Doesn't even hurt.
Dude, space is pretty cool.
Yeah, it is.
Fist Pump!
**