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What an awesome trip
to the summer time planet.

2
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Yeah, I've been dying to get
one of these Uber Soakers!

3
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What's next?
We're going to run
some errands!

4
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Both: Errands!

5
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Welcome to planet Lobius,
everyone!

6
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What are we here for
exactly?

7
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I need to pick up a roll of film
I had developed.

8
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Why'd you come here
to get it developed?

9
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They're the only planet
that still does it.

10
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Whoa!

11
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Aah!
Whoo!

12
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Hey, you know how you just said
"whoo" really loud?

13
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Yeah?
Well, never say that
on this planet.

14
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These people are very sensitive
to sound.

15
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So, be respectful
and please keep it down.

16
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No problem.
Easy enough.

17
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Both: Whoa!

18
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Kids these days.

19
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Do you mind?!

20
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Oh, sorry, ma'am.

21
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Woof! Woof! Woof!

22
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Oh no, Rufus,
that is too much.

23
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I'll be done in a jiffy!

24
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I'm gonna see what they got
for hair gel.

25
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Wonder if they've got
cinnamon toothpicks.

26
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Ha!

27
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Ugh! Rrr!

28
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Man: Oh, no.

29
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What's going on?!

30
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Uh...

31
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we should probably leave.

32
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You're under arrest!

33
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On what charge!
Making a ruckus.

34
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Typical. They would do
something like this.

35
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Hey, innocent
until proven guilty!

36
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Oh, you know
they did it!
Oh yeah.

37
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Who's the old lobe?

38
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That's the Auricle.

39
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The oldest, most respected ear
on Lobius.

40
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Shouldn't they call him
the Earicle?

41
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It really seems
like a missed opportunity.

42
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Order, order in the court.

43
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Prosecution will now give
its opening remarks.

44
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Thank you, Your Honor.

45
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Lady-ears and gentle-ears
of the jury.

46
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We are here to prove
beyond a reasonable doubt

47
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that Mordecai and Rigby
intentionally caused a ruckus

48
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and should
be punished sev-earely.

49
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Thank you.

50
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Public defend-ear,
how do you plead?

51
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Uh, "not guilty."

52
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All right.

53
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Prosecut-ear,
call your first witness.

54
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Gladly, Your Honor.

55
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I call Mordecai to the stand.

56
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Place your hand on the Auricle
if you swear to tell the truth,

57
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the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth.

58
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I swear.

59
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Mordecai, would you be so kind
as to tell these folks

60
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what transpired earlier today?

61
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You know, when you
and your friend made that

62
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horrible noise downtown?

63
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We can explain.

64
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I'm 100% ready to listen.

65
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He really should have said,
"I'm all ears!"

66
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It's right there!

67
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So, Rigby and I just got
these cool new Uber Soakers.

68
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Rigby tried to squirt me,
but he missed, and --

69
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and it was all
just a big accident, okay?!

70
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Oh! An "accident?!"

71
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Why don't you tell that to poor
little Jesse down in the ICU!

72
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Woman: Good gracious.

73
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Jesse had already been hit
by a car,

74
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but that loud noise interrupted
his favorite show.

75
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Very tragic.
No more questions.

76
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You gotta help us, man.
We're dying out there!

77
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Don't worry.

78
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All I've gotta do is present
these records that prove

79
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you were nowhere near
that phone booth.

80
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Our case doesn't have anything
to do with a phone booth!

81
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Wait, is this room 17?
No, it's not!

82
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I now call Rigby
to the stand.

83
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So, what would you say happened,
Mr. Rigby?

84
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Like Mordecai said --

85
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Uber Soaker, accident,
loud noise, boom!

86
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Watch your volume, son,

87
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or I'll hold you
in contempt!

88
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Oh, geez!
Come on, can't you do something?

89
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Uh, uh...

90
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I'd like to call for a recess,
Your Honor!

91
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Make it quick.

92
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What we need is uh...

93
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Oh!
Character witnesses!

94
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You know,
people who would testify

95
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that you would never
make a loud noise on purpose.

96
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Say that you're not
troublemakers,
that sort of thing.

97
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I think our friends
could do that.

98
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Yeah. If there's anybody we can
count on, it's our friends.

99
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So, Benson.

100
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You're Mordecai
and Rigby's boss.
Yes.

101
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No more questions,
Your Honor.

102
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Wh-what was that?!

103
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I'm just getting 'em
warmed up!

104
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So, Mr. Benson.

105
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Mordecai and Rigby would never,
say, whoo,

106
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make a loud noise like today
on purpose?

107
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Mordecai and Rigby:
Whoooooooa! USA! USA! USA!

108
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No.
Hmm. I see.

109
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And what is your job?

110
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I'm a park manager.

111
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Ah, park manager.
Park manager.

112
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Done that all your life,
have you?

113
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Uh, no, sir.

114
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Mm, what was your job
before that?

115
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Well, I don't mean to brag, but
I was a professional drummer.

116
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We are supposed to take the word
of a drummer?!

117
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A man of
the forbidden instrument?

118
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He knows nothing
of peace and quiet,

119
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and therefore I move
to throw out his testimony!

120
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Let it be stricken
from the record!

121
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Eileen,
don't fail me now!

122
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Mrs. --
Ms. Roberts, uh...

123
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how do you know
the defendants, Rigby?
We're dating.

124
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Ah, really?
I knew it!

125
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This whole time I've been like
"are they" but --
Ahem!

126
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In your opinion, would Rigby
intentionally make a loud noise?

127
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Oh, no.

128
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Rigby might make mistakes
from time to time

129
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but who doesn't?

130
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Like sometimes he talks
when my shows are on.

131
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But he always whispers.

132
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And it's usually just to ask
how my day was!

133
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All: Aww!
Oh, aren't they
just the cutest?

134
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L-let the record show
that this is adorable.

135
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No further questions.

136
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Boy, that Rigby
sounds like a heck of a guy.

137
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Would you say
he's a calm person?

138
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Uh, yes.

139
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But how does he express himself
when he's not calm?

140
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When he's all riled up?

141
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Uh, well, he says, um...

142
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It's really funny.

143
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He says, "Stop talking."

144
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Hm, he says it just like that,
does he?

145
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I mean more in his voice.

146
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How would that voice sound,
Ms. Roberts, in his voice?

147
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It would...sound like...

148
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Go on, Ms. Roberts.

149
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I don't know.

150
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I think you do, Ms. Roberts.

151
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I...
We don't have all day.

152
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I...
How does he say it?!

153
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Stop talking!

154
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Hm, no more questions.

155
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Your Honor, I'd like to call

156
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a series of incriminating
witnesses to the stand.

157
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Who else
are they gonna call?

158
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Mordecai and Rigby?

159
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They got me caught in

160
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one of the loudest shoot outs
I've ever heard!

161
00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,626
They cut the moon
in twain!

162
00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:08,562
Never heard such a terrible
thing in all my life.

163
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You know what it sounds like to
hear yourself explode...

164
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twice?

165
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I've heard enough.

166
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We will now have the jury
delib-earate.

167
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I really feel like
that did not go over well.

168
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No way!

169
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That Eileen and Rigby thing
killed!

170
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There's no way they'll find
you...

171
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Guilty!

172
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We find the defendants
guilty!

173
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Okay. Okay, Okay.
Don't worry.

174
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He'll probably just give you
a slap on the wrist.

175
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Judge may look tough,

176
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but it's been decades since
anyone's been sentenced to...

177
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Life in prison!

178
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The penalty for your crimes
is life in prison!

179
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What happened
to a slap on the wrist!

180
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We don't have wrists!

181
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We're all ears!

182
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There it is!
Uh...

183
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it says here we're allowed
a leniency thingy!

184
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Y'know, with the Auricle!

185
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Man: Ooh. The Auricle.

186
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Seriously?

187
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We're gonna go all the way out
to the Auricle's house for this?

188
00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,816
It's the law.

189
00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,788
I feel terrible!
Ack! My cartilage is achy.

190
00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,223
And someone keeps messing
with the thermostat.

191
00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,225
Why don't you take
your medicine?

192
00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,794
Oh, I hate that show!

193
00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,363
No, I said
"take your medicine!"

194
00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,165
I don't like that show
either!

195
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,035
Oh. I think some people
are here for a pardon.

196
00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,571
Won't that be some fun?

197
00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:27,240
No, that show's not on tonight.
We'll have to record it.

198
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Okay, guys.
Approach the Auricle.

199
00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:33,346
Sir, my name's Mordecai,
and this is my friend, Rigby.

200
00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,182
And we were just sentenced
to life in prison

201
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for making
a really loud noise.

202
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We were just here
for a quick stop!

203
00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,486
And it was
all an accident!

204
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,888
We didn't mean to cause
any trouble!

205
00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,389
And, well, can you forgive us,
please?

206
00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:46,026
I've heard a lot of crazy things
in my time,

207
00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,896
but I did not hear
a lick of that.

208
00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,931
You are gonna have to
speak up.

209
00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,566
Um, so Mordecai and I --

210
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,167
Closer! I won't bite ya!

211
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,103
Mordecai and I --

212
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,437
Ah! Whoa!

213
00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:01,008
I'm sorry.
The audacity!

214
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,375
First you barge in here

215
00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:04,578
screaming
at the top of your lungs

216
00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:05,746
and then you assault me?!

217
00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,781
It was an accident!
Please!

218
00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,016
No pardon!

219
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,184
I find these two
beyond a reasonable doubt

220
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,954
guilty as sin
for assaulting the Auricle!

221
00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,189
Take them away!
No!

222
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,759
Rigby!
Eileen! The Uber Soakers!

223
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,062
Ugh.

224
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,399
Whoa!

225
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,303
Stay back!

226
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,705
Easy, man!

227
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,607
Wh-what is that,
some kind of dangerous weapon?

228
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:36,143
It is absolutely
a dangerous weapon!

229
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,545
This has all been
one crazy misunderstanding!

230
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,748
Now you're gonna let us go
before -- Aah!

231
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:48,321
Aah!

232
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,625
Auricle!

233
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,260
Somebody get him
an earologist!

234
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:57,164
I'm okay. I'm fine.
I don't need an earologist.

235
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,632
You heard me?

236
00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,734
Yeah, yeah! I heard ya!

237
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,837
But your horn
is all the way over there.

238
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,273
He can hear.

239
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,941
By lobe!

240
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:12,012
I haven't heard this well
since before my Woodstock days.

241
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,114
I used to stock wood
at my father's lumber mill.

242
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,482
But how?

243
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,317
Well, I guess, uh...

244
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,853
Uber Soaker.

245
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:23,423
This man right here must've
flushed out my gutty works

246
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,025
when he shot me
with his water pistol.

247
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,494
Now I'm the Auricle
and I knew that.

248
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,262
Boys,
I'm gonna let you go.

249
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,764
Both: Yeah!

250
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,200
However, I'm gonna need to take
your water pistol.

251
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,636
These works
get gutty real quick.

252
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,305
No way!
Leave it!

253
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,639
But --
All: Leave it!

254
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,842
Fine.
Here, take it.

255
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,411
Well, thank you kindly, child.

256
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,519
Well, that
was pretty crazy!

257
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,387
Glad Recap got that film
developed though.

258
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,857
Hope it was worth it!

259
00:10:56,890 --> 00:11:00,160
Recap:

260
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,595
Yep!
Totally worth it!

261
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,352
Fist Pump!

262
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,187
Announcer: One night only!

263
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,824
Fist Pump has come out of
retirement/prison

264
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,860
for one last show,

265
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,328
their "Lasers 4 Lyfe Concert

266
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,431
and Laser Light Show
Extravaganza."

267
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,735
The U.N. banned Fist Pump

268
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,671
from playing the show
anywhere On Earth

269
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,941
for being,
"Incredibly dangerous."

270
00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,676
Well, guess what, Earth?

271
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,712
Fist Pump didn't think you
were even that cool anyways.

272
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,715
Fist Pump has left
that dusty old marble

273
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,751
and is bringing "Lasers 4 Lyfe"

274
00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,754
to the vast expanse
of  space!

275
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:04,057
Tonight, come pump your fists
with Fist Pump

276
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:08,128
in the Space Tree Observatory
at the very top of the tree!

277
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,398
Space Tree is not liable for
any harm, burns, explosions,

278
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,566
smoke Inhalation, blindness,
eardrum degradation,

279
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,469
boils, literal face-melting, or
other injuries that may occur.

280
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:21,041
Man, I never thought I'd be so
excited for a Fist Pump show.

281
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,709
I must really be missing
Earth junk.

282
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,644
Well, also, last time
we worked all day

283
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,880
to afford tickets
and ended up sleeping

284
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:27,981
through the entire show.

285
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,584
The universe is giving us
a second chance --

286
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,553
for redemption.

287
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,888
Hmm-hmm-hmm.

288
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,057
This time, we got our tickets
two weeks in advance.

289
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,259
Two tickets for -- hey!

290
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,094
We took a long space nap.

291
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,231
We both downloaded
this sweet lighter app

292
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,833
for slow power ballads.

293
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,767
And we still have two hours
to get to the show early.

294
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,069
Let's do this.

295
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,238
Both: Fist Pump!

296
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,774
Aww, what?

297
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,144
How come the tubes get you
to the Top of the Space Tree

298
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,446
in five seconds,
but the line takes two hours?

299
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,115
Don't worry, dude.
I planned for this.

300
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,750
I know a secret elevator.

301
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,686
It'll take two hours to get
to the top of the Space Tree,

302
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,822
but there's no line.

303
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,024
Dude, nice work.

304
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,192
Follow me, dude.

305
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,428
Whoa!
A Lift Master!

306
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,697
Classic.
Yeeah!

307
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,968
The 4,000 series is one of my
favorite Lift-Master Models.

308
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,170
Oh, it's on my top five
for sure.

309
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,840
Both:
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

310
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,611
No way!

311
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,613
Their best music video was
where they drove that truck

312
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,615
With the big fist on the front
into that high school.

313
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,318
And the they're all like

314
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,887
Yeah, yeah.

315
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,055
And then all the teachers get
turned into swimsuit models.

316
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,492
So stupid.

317
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,299
Here's the best part!

318
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,680
Rigby, what the heck
did you do?

319
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,716
Don't worry, I just hit
the "stop" button.

320
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:10,984
No big deal.

321
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,720
All I gotta do is press
the button for the top floor.

322
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,022
Dude, we're not moving.

323
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,991
Just press the button.

324
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,527
Try hitting
the stop button again.

325
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,594
Oh, yeah!

326
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,730
-Nothing!
-Here, let me try.

327
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,498
Come on! Come on!

328
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,766
We're gonna be late
for Fist Pump!

329
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,069
Dude, you gotta
press it harder! Hwah!

330
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,370
Rigby,
you're gonna break it.

331
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,838
Look, we'll try
the call box.

332
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,540
Maybe they need to reset
the system or something.

333
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,877
* Baby, baby

334
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,747
Hello?
Hello?

335
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,881
Dude, no one's answering.

336
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,416
Okay, okay, don't panic.

337
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,386
What did we do when we were
stuck in that meat locker?

338
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,887
-Help!
-Help!

339
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,122
Get us out of here!

340
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,457
The emergency phone's
not working!

341
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,759
Wait a sec.
We've got our own phones.

342
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,626
Oh, yeah!

343
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,928
Oh, man.

344
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:55,963
I don't have
any reception.

345
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,197
Hmm, I think I'm getting

346
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,731
a little something
over here.

347
00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,632
Gimme a boost.

348
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,035
-Almost got it.

349
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,071
Where'd it go?
Rigby!

350
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,605
Ha! One bar!

351
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,207
Oh, sweet.

352
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,575
There's an update
for the lighter app!

353
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,643
Now they also have a blow torch,
a glow stick,

354
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,946
and -- Whoa!
A tiki torch!

355
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,615
See, Mordecai?
See? See? See the tiki torch?

356
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,418
-Rigby, just call for help.
-Chill, man.

357
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,987
This'll just take a second.

358
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,455
Gotta have my sweet lighter
for Fist Pump!

359
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,091
Hmm.

360
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,059
-What is it?
-My battery just died.

361
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,160
-What?!
-Oof!

362
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,561
Rigby, you idiot!

363
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,263
Why'd you have to break
the elevator?

364
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,764
We were this close
to seeing Fist Pump.

365
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,267
Instead, we're stuck here
in this tiny little box.

366
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,635
And it'll probably
be hours

367
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,404
before anyone notices
we're gone.

368
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,406
Plus, who knows how long
it'll take 'em

369
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,473
to get us out of here?

370
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,774
It's just a good thing

371
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:45,178
your claustrophobia's
not acting up.

372
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,479
I gotta get out of here.

373
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,149
I gotta get out of here!

374
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,351
Dude, will you relax?

375
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,621
Three, four, five!

376
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:58,191
That's the last time you throw
a dance party, maggots!

377
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,129
No one's answering.
We're trapped.

378
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,031
It's cool, man.
We're gonna be okay.

379
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,198
You don't know that!

380
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:09,002
I can't breathe!

381
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,004
This shirt's too tight!

382
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:17,944
Rigby.

383
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,812
The only thing left to do
is to pose our bodies

384
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,548
so we leave behind
cool-looking skeletons.

385
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,883
We're not gonna die
in here.

386
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:24,984
Lemme get that.

387
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,319
We had a good run, man.

388
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,121
We're gonna get out
of here, okay?

389
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,989
So just focus on thinking
about good things.

390
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,491
Like hot wings,

391
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,661
Strong Johns, Cheezers.

392
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,496
Cheezers.

393
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,865
I wish they had a Cheezers
on the Space Tree.

394
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,634
Yeah. But we've got most of the
stuff we had back on earth.

395
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,636
So it's still pretty cool.
Yeah.

396
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,505
But what are we gonna do
when we leave the Space Tree

397
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,839
to go on our mission?

398
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,008
I don't know.

399
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,410
What are we gonna do?

400
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,345
Who knows what it's gonna
be like out there?

401
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,846
It might totally suck.
Yeah.

402
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,683
And good luck getting Rawls
to tell you anything about it.

403
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,251
And, dude,
we don't even know

404
00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,686
when we're going back
to Earth

405
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,188
or if we're going back.

406
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,589
Mordecai?

407
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,824
Y'know, even if we get out
of this elevator,

408
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,194
we're still trapped inside
a big metal box,

409
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,361
floating through space.

410
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,729
Any illusions we once had

411
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,864
of being masters of our fate
have been forfeited

412
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,334
to a man who'd rather preoccupy
us with push-ups

413
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,035
than prepare us
for whatever horrors

414
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,505
await us out there in the cold,
infinite abyss.

415
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,840
Dude, Mordecai,
it's cool, man.

416
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,609
No, Rigby, it's not.

417
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,111
You know, Fist Pump's
a dumb band,

418
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,413
but we may have just missed
our last chance

419
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,215
to ever see another
rock concert.

420
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,850
I miss Earth.

421
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:36,055
* All alone
in the world tonight *

422
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:42,061
* Got nothing left
to even put up a fight *

423
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,464
No!

424
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,200
We're not missing
Fist Pump again!

425
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,568
This might be
our last chance

426
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,403
to enjoy one of our favorite
things from Earth.

427
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,638
Get up!

428
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,939
Dude,
it wasn't meant to be.

429
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,141
Let's just wait here
till someone saves us

430
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,742
or till we starve to death.

431
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,877
I don't care -- whatever.

432
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,078
Get...up.

433
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,713
Dude, I -- Ow!

434
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,915
Oof! Okay! Okay!
Quit it!

435
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:03,750
Sheesh.

436
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,485
Now I'm standing.
Happy?

437
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,154
Hold still.

438
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,955
Uhhh, ah!
Oof! Hey!

439
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,928
I can see our floor!
Get up here!

440
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,430
We're climbing.

441
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,098
Fine.

442
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:25,872
Must...see...Fist Pump!

443
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,108
This is the floor!

444
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,243
Come on, man!

445
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,611
Eh.

446
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,113
Hello?

447
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,348
Anybody out there?!

448
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,683
Help!

449
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:37,850
Whoo!

450
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,286
Fist Pump!

451
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,520
Anyone?!

452
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,522
Dude, nobody can hear us!

453
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,957
Eh, useless.

454
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:48,195
Uhhh, there's an open vent
up here!

455
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,663
Follow me!

456
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,700
Dude, come on!

457
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,802
Fine.

458
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,979
Where do you think
this thing goes?

459
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,349
I don't know, but it doesn't
feel very sta--

460
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,822
Uh, are we still
in the Space Tree?

461
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,057
We can't be too far
from the observatory.

462
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,460
Let's keep moving.

463
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,496
What was that?

464
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,831
I don't know, dude.
I can't see a thing!

465
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,466
Something's in here
with us.

466
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,701
Dude, get out
that lighter app.

467
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:42,014
Creature:
You dare wake my children?

468
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:50,223
You dare disturb
their peaceful sleep?!

469
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,759
You must be punished.

470
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,529
I will throw you both
into Bottomless Pit

471
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,432
of Eternal Darkness!

472
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,201
Ha ha.

473
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,537
Pretty scary, right?

474
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,040
Well, I mean, yeah.
I guess it is. Sure.

475
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,343
Come on, man!
It's terrifying!

476
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,178
I put a lot of work into it.

477
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,546
Well, it's just that it...

478
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,081
...doesn't look
that bottomless?

479
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,716
Yeah, yeah, exactly
what I was gonna say.

480
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,051
You know, wait. I think I can
actually see the bottom.

481
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,219
Silence!

482
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,588
All right, all right.

483
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,855
We were just
trying to go see

484
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,257
our favorite band
from Earth play.

485
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,892
It might be our last chance ever
to see Fist Pump.

486
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,561
I don't care what you --
Wait. What?

487
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,630
Did you say Fist Pump?

488
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,302
I haven't heard that name
since I left Earth.

489
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,869
Yeah, dude.

490
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,571
They're playing at the top
of the Space Tree tonight.

491
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,772
I stowed away
under their bus

492
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,409
for their entire
"Fresh Outta Prison" tour

493
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,610
three years ago.

494
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,378
Those were good times.

495
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,946
But then I met my wife,

496
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,748
had a couple hundred
children,

497
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,783
and then she wanted to
move out to space

498
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,652
to be closer to her family.

499
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,888
So here I am, five minutes
from the in-laws

500
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,758
and a million miles away
from the nearest rock concert.

501
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,793
And all I have to show for it

502
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,763
is a pit that isn't even
that bottomless.

503
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,933
Sometimes I really miss Earth.

504
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,102
Do they still
have pizza there?
Yeah.

505
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:13,573
Do they still not let giant bats
into pizza parlors?

506
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,807
Yeah.

507
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,843
Dude, Fist Pump is playing
right now!

508
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:20,279
Well, my wife's gonna be
at her book club

509
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,581
for another couple hours.

510
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,417
Whaddya say we sneak off
to a concert? Huh?

511
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,785
Cool! Cool!

512
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,920
* Come on, sing
with all your might *

513
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,123
* Let it out,
it's Saturday night *

514
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,426
* Lazers 4 lyfe

515
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,794
Dude, watch out!

516
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,996
Yeah,
you better hold on!

517
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,532
I don't know if this is
gonna work!

518
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,534
Aaaagh! Aaaagh!

519
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,336
* Lasers 4 Lyfe

520
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,271
Both: Aww-yeah-uh!

521
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,606
* Lasers 4 Lyfe

522
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,974
* Hey, hey, hey, hey

523
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,309
* The music's loud
for hanging out *

524
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,447
Aaagh!

525
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,315
My eyes!

526
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,556
Just kidding.
I'm already blind.

527
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,192
Doesn't even hurt.

528
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:09,128
Dude, space
is pretty cool.

529
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,329
Yeah, it is.

530
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,664
Fist Pump!