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Pam: Listen, Benson,
we need to talk.

2
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We are talking!

3
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Ooh! Want to hear
how many push-ups

4
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I did at training today?

5
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No, we need
to really talk.

6
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Oh. Okay.

7
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This...this isn't
working for me anymore.

8
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

9
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Benson, you're a great guy,
but, I have no idea

10
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when you're coming back,
or -- or if you're coming back.

11
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Sure, sure.

12
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You know, statistically,
the further away

13
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two mates are from each other,
the less likely it is

14
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that their relationship
will last.

15
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[ Voice breaking ]
I've done the calculations,

16
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and our odds are only 1.35%.

17
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Mm-hmm.

18
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I'm -- I'm sorry, Benson.

19
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It's not you,
it's just math.

20
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I think we should
just be friends.

21
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I get it. I was sent
millions of miles into space

22
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against my will,
you're back on Earth.

23
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Are you sure you're okay?

24
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I totally understand.

25
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I am go-o-od.

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[ Sobbing ]

27
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Pa-a-a-m!

28
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Why?!

29
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[ Thud! ]

30
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No-o-o-o.

31
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[ Whimpers ]

32
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Okay, okay, okay.
My turn.

33
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Hmm? Hmm-hmm?

34
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Would you rather
have spaghetti for fingers

35
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or have spiders
crawl out of your mouth

36
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every time you yawn?

37
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Hmm.
That's a good one.

38
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If I eat my spaghetti fingers,
do they grow back?

39
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Yeah, but they're
whole wheat pasta.

40
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Aw! Sick dude!

41
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Well in that case,
I got to go with...

42
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Uh...

43
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[ Somber piano music plays ]

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[ Slurping ]

45
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Mm...
Uh-oh.

46
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Um, hey, buddy.

47
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Everything okay, man?

48
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No. Pam dumped me.

49
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I've been eating
all these wings,

50
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but they're not
making me feel any better.

51
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Hey, wait, didn't you and Pam
eat wings on your first date?

52
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Oh, no!

53
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That's why
they're not working!

54
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They're just making me
think about Pam!

55
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Whoa, whoa!
Forget about wings!

56
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Yeah, these space wings
are whack anyways.

57
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We know what'll
make you feel better.

58
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What?

59
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Um...
Um...

60
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Frrrri...
Frrrrii...

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Together: Fries!

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Fries?

63
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Crispy, delicious fries.

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I'm talking curly!

65
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Criss-cut!
Wedge-cut.

66
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Crinkle-cut!!
Shoe-string!

67
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Artisanal salt, yo!

68
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Yeah! Fries will fill
the void in my soul!

69
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Whew! We really dodged
a bullet on that one.

70
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Where can I find fries?

71
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[ Gasps ]

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[ Panting ]

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Wedge-cut, criss-cut,
crinkle-cut, wedge-cut,

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criss-cut, crinkle-cut,
shoe-strings.

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[ Laughs ]

76
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I think I'm starting
to feel better alread--

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[ Smash! ]

78
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Oh, my gosh!
It was a hit and run!

79
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That ice cream truck guy
just took off!

80
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Are you okay?

81
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Huh? Where am I?
Who are you?

82
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I'm Roxy,
and you're in my fry truck.

83
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Great! I'm Benson.

84
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Can I get
an order of fries?

85
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I'm sorry, but we sold out
in, like, 10 minutes.

86
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Got to kick you out.
I'm about to go on a supply run.

87
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Ugh, typical.

88
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The saddest day of my life,
then I get hit by a truck,

89
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and now
I can't even get fries.

90
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Why did I think fries
could make me happy again?

91
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This was dumb.

92
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Sorry to bother you, Roxy.

93
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Or if you want to tag along
with me on my supply run,

94
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I can make you
a fresh batch when I'm done.

95
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Really?
You'd do that for me?

96
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My fries are the best
in the galaxy, Benson.

97
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We're gonna turn
that frown upside down.

98
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Wait, are you smiling?

99
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Yep. "Roxy's Fries --

100
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Guaranteed to put
a smile on your face!"

101
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All right.

102
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So, we're just going for a quick
grocery store run or something?

103
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[ Laughs ]
Not if you want the good stuff.

104
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[ Keyboard clacking ]

105
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[ Spaceship engine whirring ]

106
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This is
the potato planet mine.

107
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For the good stuff,

108
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we got it go way down there
to the bottom.

109
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You sure we can't just
go to the grocery store?

110
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Hey, there's a reason my fries
are the best in the galaxy.

111
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Come on!

112
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Ow! That kind of hurt.

113
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So, what do we do now?

114
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Now we dig.

115
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You're the boss.

116
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

117
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Whew! This is
actually kind of fun!

118
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I think I see
a smile coming on.

119
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Oh, no! Potato bugs!

120
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[ Clicking, growling ]

121
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Run!

122
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[ Buzzing ]

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[ Screams ]

124
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Aaaaaaah!

125
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I just

126
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want

127
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some fries!

128
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[ Grunts ]

129
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I'm trying to
get through a rough day,

130
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and I don't have time
for this right now!

131
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[ Screams ]

132
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Benson! Help me!

133
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Aah!

134
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[ Grunts ]
Roxy! Are you okay?

135
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I...I think so.

136
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Good. We better
get out of here.

137
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I can't believe
you did that.

138
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Okay, we got potato.
What's next?

139
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Um, right!

140
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Uh, we need oil.

141
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[ Keyboard clacking ]

142
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Okay.
Barrel's in place.

143
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Great. I'll open the valve.
[ Grunts ]

144
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Oh, here. I'll get that.

145
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Thanks!
I guess chivalry isn't dead.

146
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So, if you want to talk about
your bad day, you can.

147
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I can offer
a shoulder to cry on.

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I mean -- Well,
not literally, but --

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Uh, thanks.

150
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I guess it's just hard
being single and in space.

151
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I'm single
and in space, too!

152
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So, um, do you
have any hobbies?

153
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Well, I used to be
a drummer in a rock band.

154
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Oh. A rock band?
[ Giggles ]

155
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Oh, yeah, back in the day,
I was all,

156
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"Two-three-four --
doon-doon-dat, doon-doon-dat!"

157
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Bubba-dubba-dubba-dubba,
doon-doon-dat!

158
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Doon-doon-dat, pshhh!

159
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[ Whirring ]
Huh?

160
00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:10,203
[ Laughs ]
Benson, you goo -- oof?

161
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

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Mm. Oh, yeah.
That's better.

163
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Whew!
So, where to next?

164
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Uh, we got to
cut the potatoes.

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[ Keyboard clacking ]

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[ Grunts ]

167
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Uh...

168
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[ Grunts in slow motion ]

169
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Uh...

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[ Grunts in a deep voice ]

171
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[ Deep voice ]
Roxy? Hey, Roxy?

172
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[ Normal voice ]
Earth to Roxy!

173
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Everything okay?

174
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Oh! Uh...
[ Chuckles nervously ]

175
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Sorry! I, ah -- I um,

176
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I've got to go
make a phone call.

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Excuse me!

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[ Cellphone dialing ]

179
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[ Ringing ]
Come on, come on...

180
00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,286
[ Cellphone ringing ]

181
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Roxy! Hey, girl!

182
00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,090
Crystal!

183
00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,758
Listen,
I -- I need some advice.

184
00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,127
Ooh, I know
what that means.

185
00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,563
[ Giggles ]
You have a crush.

186
00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,298
[ Giggles nervously ]
Oh, well, yeah.

187
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[ Gasps ] Is he cut?

188
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How many karats is he?

189
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[ Giggles ]
Well, that's the thing.

190
00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,004
He's, uh -- Oh, boy --

191
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[ Laughs ]
He's an organic.

192
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[ Gasps ]
Get out! An organic?

193
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The ultimate taboo.

194
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I don't know
if he's into me.

195
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I-I always mess
this kind of thing up.

196
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Roxy,
quit worrying so much.

197
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You're a stone-cold rox!

198
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Stop being such a pebble
and be boulder.

199
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Flirt with him a bit.

200
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Take him to the most romantic
place in the universe.

201
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You got this, girl!

202
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Uhh, I got to roll, Rox.

203
00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,332
It's like a quarry out here.

204
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Crystal,
you are a gem. Thanks!

205
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Hey, Slater, wait up!

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[ Exhales sharply ]

207
00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,174
Oh, hey.
Sorry about that.

208
00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:55,442
Wow, you cut those fast.

209
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,277
You know, you're
pretty good at this.

210
00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,679
Yeah? Are you hiring?

211
00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,514
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] Yeah!

212
00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,516
Maybe we should
go into business together.

213
00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,685
What do you say?
You want to be be my sous-chef?

214
00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,353
[ Thud! ]
[ Gasps ] Oh, my gosh!

215
00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,955
Are you okay?

216
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,324
Whoa, this place
is awesome, Roxy.

217
00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:12,860
Oh, yeah! [ Laughs ]

218
00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,662
I must have forgot
this was here.

219
00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,129
It's amazing.

220
00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,865
Roxy...
Mm-hmm?

221
00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:21,301
This day started off being one
of the worst days of my life,

222
00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,403
but you made it into
one of the best.

223
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Thanks for making it
special.

224
00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,874
Things aren't so bad
after all.

225
00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,309
So, we're on
the same page then?

226
00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,978
Uh, sure?

227
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,747
[ Romantic music plays ]

228
00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,248
Hmm?

229
00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,317
Uh...

230
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,752
[ Crash! ]
Oh, ow!

231
00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,688
[ Gasp ]
What was that?

232
00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,390
"What was that?"
I can't believe you!

233
00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,225
I kiss you
and all you say is "Ow"?

234
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,259
Wait, you did what now?

235
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[ Sniffling ] I have to go.

236
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,663
Roxy, wait!

237
00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:50,764
Please stop!

238
00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:51,765
[ Wind howling ]

239
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,067
Roxy!

240
00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,603
[ Sobs ]

241
00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,004
Roxy!

242
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,239
**

243
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,742
[ Engine starts, tires screech ]

244
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,447
Roxy!

245
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,254
[ Tires screech ]

246
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,522
Aaah!

247
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,590
It's all right.

248
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:17,725
That's what insurance is for.

249
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:21,294
Come on, Roxy. Where are you?

250
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:23,563
Roxy!

251
00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,565
[ Horn honks ]

252
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,302
Roxy, wait!

253
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,438
[ Grunting ]

254
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:32,439
[ Thud! ]

255
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,775
Who-o-o-o-a-a-a-a!

256
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:35,809
[ Cracking ]

257
00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,911
Aaah!

258
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,280
[ Screams ]

259
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,315
Benson!

260
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,223
As long as we keep it under
light-speed, that should hold.

261
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,126
Look, Roxy, about earlier,
I'm really sorry.

262
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,762
It's okay. I get it.

263
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,397
No, I just want you
to know it's not about you.

264
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,766
You're a really cool girl,

265
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,901
and, honestly,
I think you're great but...

266
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:01,969
[ Sighs ]

267
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,471
See, the whole reason
I wanted fries

268
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,774
was to try to
feel better because --

269
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,309
because my girlfriend
dumped me this morning.

270
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,811
Oh, Benson.

271
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,180
It's not the first time
I've been dumped...

272
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:16,116
or the second...
or the third.

273
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,651
It's happened a lot.

274
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:20,988
I mean, Dumptown is a place,
and I've been there Roxy.

275
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:25,492
It still hurts and, well,
I'm kind of a mess right now.

276
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,127
I hope you understand.

277
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,296
Yeah.

278
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,298
Hey, you know
what we need?

279
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,000
French fries.

280
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,670
**

281
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,340
Oh, we forgot
the salt.

282
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,975
No, we didn't.

283
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,713
My secret ingredient --
butt salt.

284
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,150
Oh, wow.
Those are great fries!

285
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,451
Feel better?

286
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,186
I do.
Me too.

287
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,655
Mmm.
This is so good!

288
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,658
Oh, here comes
the best part!

289
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,228
Hey, Roxy, are you smiling?

290
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,662
I sure am.

291
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,051
Ohhhhhhhh!

292
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,586
Time to kick this up a notch.
[ Gun warbles ]

293
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,521
Dude, you can't shoot
at maximum power.

294
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,990
Your little body
can't handle it.

295
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,026
You don't know
what my body is capable of.

296
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,002
Eh, those new curtains really
tie the room together, eh?

297
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,338
Yeah, eh? More maple syrup
for your pancakes, eh?

298
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,107
Oh, I'm sorry!
So sorry!
Oh, gee!

299
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,708
[ Fire alarm ringing ]

300
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,378
The Canadians?!
Of all people!

301
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,414
They're the most pleasant group
on the entire Space Tree.

302
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,715
I said I was sorry.

303
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,217
You're a loose cannon,
Rigby,

304
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,586
and I won't tolerate
your unsafe behavior anymore!

305
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,621
Unsafe?! I'm totally --

306
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,691
Who-oa, who-o-o-oa!

307
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,592
...safe?

308
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,260
I'm putting you
on probation.

309
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,262
That means
no more target practice,

310
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,864
no off-site privileges,

311
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,733
and, of course,
no food trucks.

312
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,736
[ Gasps ] But tomorrow is
Roxie's Famous Fry Truck!

313
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,438
Her butt salt is delicious!

314
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,740
Guess it's no butt salt
for you.

315
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,709
Can't you let me slide
just this once?

316
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,811
Hmm.

317
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,712
If you pass
the Space Tree safety test,

318
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,380
I'll let you off the hook.

319
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,449
But I suggest
you start studying now.

320
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:33,053
This thing's drier than a bowl
of pretzels on Dust Planet 9.

321
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,822
Come on, Rawls.
I just graduated high school.

322
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,623
I'm not gonna read
that thing.

323
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:41,094
Well, there is another way
for those less, uh, literate.

324
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,329
Name it.

325
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,832
Perkins, awaken
Spacey McSpacetree.

326
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,967
[ Alarm buzzes ]

327
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,969
[ Alarm beeping ]

328
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,004
[ Air hisses ]

329
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,409
Hey, everybody!

330
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,477
[ Laughs ]

331
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,246
Hello, Spacey.
Been a while.

332
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,747
Who is this guy?

333
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,150
Rigby,
this is Spacey McSpacetree,

334
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,918
our beloved mascot.

335
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,020
He's been in cryo-sleep
for the last 30 years.

336
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,990
[ Scoffs ]
That costume sure looks like
it's from 30 years ago.

337
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,658
Co-o-stume?

338
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,026
Hey!
Show him some respect!

339
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,328
He's gonna stick with you
until you pass the test.

340
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,964
That's right.

341
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:21,835
You can't be Safey McSafety
without Spacey McSpacetree.

342
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,671
It's certainly nice to wake up
to a new friend.

343
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,473
Put 'er there, Rigby.

344
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,008
Whoa! Careful, now.

345
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,510
That's a very unsafe handshake
you got there.

346
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,012
We're gonna have to
work on that.

347
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,246
[ Groans ]

348
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:39,853
So, in conclusion, the seat belt
always go over the waist.

349
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,521
Do you need
another demonstration?

350
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,822
Ugh! I got it!

351
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,192
You already showed me,
like, five times.

352
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,861
[ Gasps ]

353
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,529
Pump the brakes there,
amigo!

354
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,664
That's a safety violation
waiting to happen.

355
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,633
I was just putting it down.
I wasn't gonna spill it.

356
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,402
[ Sighs ]
Okay, picture this.

357
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:59,006
Say you're walking around,
minding your own business,

358
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,708
Then bam!
You knock into the table.

359
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,743
Aw, come on!

360
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,046
Then, next thing you know --
Whoop!

361
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,048
...you end up
hurting yourself.

362
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,349
Or worse.

363
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,583
Whoa! [ Grunts ]

364
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,385
You end up
in the hospital.

365
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,054
Ugh! You did that
on purpose.

366
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,588
That would never happen
in real life.

367
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,424
Hey, what's the commotion
in here?

368
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,858
Whoa! Aaah!

369
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:19,659
[ Grunts ]

370
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,494
Oh, Benson!

371
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,197
W-W-W-Whoa!

372
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,066
[ Whimpering ]
Bad show!

373
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,100
See?

374
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,171
Come on, bro!
Dig deep!

375
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,272
[ Grunts ]

376
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,406
Huh? What?

377
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,342
[ Chuckling ]

378
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,278
Zero G!

379
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,280
[ Laughter ]

380
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,583
Aw.want to pretend
like I can lift heavy stuff.

381
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,884
Stupid probation.

382
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,120
They're not even wearing helmets
in there!

383
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,422
Uno momento, Rig-bud.

384
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,092
[ Laughter ]
[ Door opens ]

385
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,226
Hey, guys.

386
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,028
Having a good time?

387
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,029
Whoops!

388
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,197
[ Crash ]

389
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,798
Still look fun to you?!

390
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,303
Dude, what's wrong
with your new friend?

391
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,471
He's not my friend!

392
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,605
He's just teaching me
about safety

393
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,940
so I can
get off probation.

394
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,876
Why didn't you just read
the safety manual?

395
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,612
Yeah, bro.
It's a pretty informative read.

396
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,547
Well, I wish I knew that
before I got stuck

397
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,449
with this crazy tree guy
following me around

398
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,717
and judging
my every move!

399
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,053
Rigby!
That's a safety violation!

400
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,623
Don't you know that 7 out of 10
lunchtime injuries

401
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,393
are directly related
to tray-slamming?

402
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,728
This could've been you!

403
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,097
[ All gasp ]

404
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,899
Whoa, eh!
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry.

405
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,834
Spacey!
What's your problem?!

406
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,070
Hey, I'm just
watching your back, buddy.

407
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:41,808
I still got to teach you
about safety with music.

408
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,013
[ Mid-tempo synth pop playing ]

409
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,030
Safe-- Safey McSafety.

410
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,266
[ Snores ]
Dude, turn! Turn!

411
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,968
Aah! Got to be safe!

412
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,370
If I'm not safe,
he'll show up.

413
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,638
Dude, are you all right?
You look horrible.

414
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,374
It's Spacey!

415
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,742
I got to get him off my back
once and for all!

416
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,411
Yeah, you got to
pass that test.

417
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,845
I can't take
much more of that guy.

418
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,548
Don't worry. I have a plan.
[ Chuckles ]

419
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,749
Take the wheel!

420
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,885
Hey!
Where are you going?!

421
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,020
Aren't you on proba--
[ Gasps ]

422
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,257
So, Spacey says
you're ready for this?

423
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,859
Look -- I even have
written permission.

424
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:07,860
Hmm.

425
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,662
Looks like
30 years of cryo-sleep

426
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,030
did a number
on his penmanship.

427
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,600
But if Spacey says you're ready,
you're ready.

428
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,735
This is
our testing overlook machine,

429
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,437
or, as we like to call it,
T.O.M.

430
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,173
It's proficient in all forms
of safety protocol.

431
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,109
Hello, T.O.M.
This is Rigby.

432
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,545
Hello, Rigby. I look forward
to grading your test.

433
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,080
Whoa. This is a test?

434
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,948
Does it come with a crazy pencil
or something?

435
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,617
No, there's no pencil.

436
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,019
Just call out your answer, and
it will fill in automatically.

437
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,522
Once it's complete,
insert it into T.O.M.

438
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,657
Good luck.

439
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,060
Ugh! How long
does he want me to do this?

440
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,962
[ Siren wailing ]
Huh?

441
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,700
Rigby,
old buddy, old pal.

442
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,102
Couldn't help but notice

443
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:52,472
you were driving
a little erratically back there.

444
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,606
That's not very...

445
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,442
safe?!

446
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,609
Uhhhhh...

447
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,610
Whoa!

448
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,247
Where is he?!
Where's Rigby?!

449
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,914
Dude, I don't know!
I don't know!

450
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,118
[ Siren wailing ]
Rigby!

451
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,289
Okay, question 17 -- "B."

452
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,557
[ Beep ]

453
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,991
All right. Question 18.

454
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,094
[ Siren wailing ]
I'm coming, buddy!

455
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,930
Whoa!

456
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,800
Look both ways!
You're not being safe!

457
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,835
I'm sorry!

458
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,137
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

459
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,905
Man, this is easier
than I thought.

460
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,140
"C"!
[ Beep ]

461
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,742
Goodbye, Spacey,
and goodbye, probation.

462
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,944
[ Thud ]
Rigby!

463
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,314
You're not ready!

464
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,317
[ Door opens ]
Uh-oh. A, B, D,
A, B, B, B!

465
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,751
[ Panting ]

466
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,353
[ Panting ]

467
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,961
[ Both grunting ]

468
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,363
Let go!
No!

469
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,599
You still have
so much to learn!

470
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,801
No!
I'm through with you!

471
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,536
[ Grunts ]

472
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,172
[ Grunting ]

473
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,173
No!

474
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,041
[ Both groan ]

475
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:03,943
Yes!

476
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,945
Error. Test malfunction.

477
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,314
[ Warbling ]

478
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,515
[ Both gasp ]

479
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,150
[ Whirring ]

480
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,320
Now look
what you've done!

481
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,487
Me?! It was you!

482
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,356
You're ruining my life!

483
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,357
[ Both gasp ]

484
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,691
Ruining your life?

485
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,360
I thought we were bros.

486
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,396
You're the first friend
I've had in 30 years.

487
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,098
Don't make like a tree
and leave me.

488
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:28,901
[ Gasps ] Spacey!

489
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,238
Aah! What do I do?!
What do I do?!

490
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,373
Quick!
Stop, drop, and roll!

491
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,707
[ Screaming ]

492
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,008
[ Whirring, ding ]

493
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,977
I got to finish
the test!

494
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,979
Come on!
We can still fix this!

495
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,849
W-What?!
Us against that?!

496
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,017
That's totally unsafe!

497
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,020
Hey, sometimes you got to be
unsafe to be safe.

498
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,257
[ Screams ]

499
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,925
Quick! Grab the test
and read me the questions!

500
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,096
Which ones
did you leave blank?

501
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,365
Uh...

502
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,401
27, 44, and 83!

503
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,270
[ Grunts ]

504
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,239
Okay, question 27.

505
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,075
"What do you do
during a space-quake?"

506
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,511
[ Grunts ]

507
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,745
I know this.

508
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,415
Oh! Take cover
underneath a table!

509
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,883
Aah!
[ Ding ]

510
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,752
Nice one!

511
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,554
Okay, question 44.

512
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:25,425
"Where are you permitted to use
Space Tree laser guns?"

513
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,427
Only in designated
shooting areas.

514
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,696
[ T.O.M. whirs ]
[ Gasps ] Or if we're
under attack, of course.

515
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,364
Whaaa!

516
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,932
[ Ding ]

517
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:35,935
[ Grunts ]

518
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,237
Okay, last question.

519
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,474
"What should you never do
with space soda?"

520
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,945
What are my options?!

521
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,081
"A" -- drink while operating
heavy machinery.

522
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,250
"B" -- put it on the edge
of a table.

523
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:54,053
"C" -- drink more
than two bottles a day.

524
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,789
[ Screams ]

525
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,659
Come on, Rigby!
We went over this!

526
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,727
Whoa!

527
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,829
[ Screams ]

528
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:03,830
[ Grunts ]

529
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,798
"D." [ Coughs ]

530
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,500
[ Ding ]
All of the above.

531
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,170
[ Screams ]

532
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,841
[ Clank ]
Safety test complete.

533
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,676
Processing results.

534
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,011
Congratulations. You pass.

535
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,948
[ Indistinct conversations ]

536
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,951
Hey, thanks, guys.
Yeah, it worked out.

537
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,619
Thanks for helping me,
Spacey.

538
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,854
No problem.

539
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,022
Sorry for being so clingy.

540
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,491
If I've learned anything,

541
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:36,195
it's that being too attached
is emotionally unsafe.

542
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,330
Here.

543
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,601
You keep that safe
for me.

544
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,970
You got it, friend.

545
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,972
Care for more of Roxie's
food-truck fries, Rigby?

546
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,675
Or, should I say,
Safey McSafety.

547
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:49,842
[ Chuckles ]

548
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,344
[ Gasps ]
Safety violation!

549
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,980
Come on, bro.
I'm not gonna spill it.

550
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,214
Oops.

551
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:57,884
Tea time.

552
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,586
[ Both scream ]

553
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,861
[ Fire alarm ringing ]

554
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,497
I'm going back
to cryo-sleep.

555
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:26,212
[ Both laugh ]