Looks like the newbies
can't handle lightspeed.
Allow me to introduce you to my compatriots.
Toothpick Sally, Recap Robot.
Hello. Hi.
And yours truly, "Chance" Sureshot!
Whoa!
Hm. We're here.
All: Whoa!
Chance Sureshot: That's the Space Tree --
Home.
All: Whoa.
Rigby: Check out all the other domes!
Colonel Rawls: You left these new recruits drifting for how long?
Chance Sureshot: Uh...maybe two days?
Two days?!
If you were on time,
maybe they wouldn't have been boarded by Reaperbots!
Real rookie maneuver, Sureshot.
Now get down and give me 300,
you miserable sack of space puke!
Eh, Yes, sir!
As for the rest of you,
welcome to space.
I'm Colonel Rawls -- insert pleasantries here.
Hi. Benson here.
Quick question --
what is going on?!
Man: Congrats, new domers.
You have been selected to take part
in the next frontier in recreation.
The Spark Initiative!
Spark...
Space park! Shh!
Man: Our operatives on Earth determined
you would be a good fit for this mission.
Over the next few months,
this space station will be your home.
You'll train with the best from around the world.
Then you'll be sent off on your own
to explore pristine space wilderness.
So that this can become this!
After that, you'll go to the system
where you'll protect as you arrive at .
Uh, that's classified for now.
So, who's jazzed about this?
I see one guy who isn't jazzed.
So, we're being forced to do this?
Well, this is purely a volunteer mission
to benefit mankind.
Well, I don't volunteer!
That's different.
Why can't Benson see
that this is gonna be really cool?
He's afraid to try something new.
The park wouldn't be the same without him.
Rigby: We got to get him on board!
And this here's the barracks.
Cool! Bunkbeds!
Benson, check it out!
Cool pillows.
Those pillows are not cool at all
and neither is space.
Actually, Benson, I hate to disagree,
but living in space is the definition of cool.
I mean, I just got goosebumps saying that!
Um, again, basically kidnapped
and forced to do this. What's the matter, Benson?
You can have top bunk if you want.
Oh-ho, the top bunk!
Now I definitely want to stay in space.
Muscleman, what about Starla?
Starla would be proud.
Besides, I know our love will stand the test of time.
Well, Fives, what about Celia?
Ditto.
I can't believe you people!
Those scientists lied to us.
Mr. Maellard lied to us!
I want to go home.
Skips: This is gonna be harder than we thought.
Thank you all for joining me on this tour.
If you look to your left,
you'll find the Jamaican domers
doing a little target practice.
All: Whoa.
Benson, did you see how cool that was?
Can you believe we get to use these things?
Yeah, that's not a safety hazard.
And in the simulation room,
we can program any scenario
to prepare you for what you might encounter in space.
That's pretty wild, huh, Benson?
Any scenario you might encounter.
Think of the possibilities.
The only scenario I want to encounter
is me going back to my apartment.
And finally, this is the food court.
Domers and pilots alike
come here to hang out and swap stories.
Mordecai: Hey, Benson, check it out!
All you can eat wings!
Yeah, they had that back on Earth.
And they're probably better too.
Here's your new jumpsuits.
They got your names on them.
Pretty cool, right?
No, not cool. Harsh.
You should keep this, anyway. I'm not staying.
You still don't get it?
You don't think this mission is important?
Well, fine. We don't need you!
All that matters is
that we have a team that wants to be here!
This seems like a pretty important mission.
You don't want to experience that?
Come on, Benson, just stay with us.
I can't believe you are all fine with this!
I mean, if this is a peaceful mission,
why do we have to practice using weapons?
Why did I have to wear that fax machine like a jerk
if you didn't have anything important for me to do?
I had a good life,
and then you had to drag us up here!
No more questions! That's an order!
Why would I listen to you?
I'm the Park Manager!
Well, I'm the Colonel,
which is about 100 positions higher than you!
Are you done?
Oh, I'm done!
I'm done with all of this!
Then go, then!
We can get a pod back to Earth for you, quitter!
Sounds great, I'm out!
Shoot. I thought for sure
that reverse psychology was gonna work.
Hey, man, that was messed up.
You can't do that to our boss.
You guys better get Benson on board.
I think I've got one more idea
that can get him to stay.
You can't be serious, Benson.
You're really gonna give up, now?
I've been telling you guys, for the past two hours,
you're not gonna change my mind.
As soon as I finish this space panini,
I'm out of here.
There. I'm done.
If you really want to go,
I guess we can't stop you but...
You should at least watch this before you leave.
We all put this video together.
We think it might change your mind about staying.
How did you make this?
Don't you remember
that really cool editing bay we saw on the tour?
There were so many VCRs!
I know what this is.
It's a tape full of sappy memories
that are supposed to convince me to stay,
show me where I belong.
Well, it won't work!
No, Benson, wait!
You're making a mistake!
Man: Sir! Sir!
Are you responsible for the park disappearing?
No! I --
How do you plan to reimburse the city
for all the damages? What? Uh...
Sir, what is space food like?
Do you take it orally or --
Get away from me!
Why isn't my key working?
Why, that apartment's been vacant for 30 years!
30 years?
But I've only been gone for two days!
Sorry, did I say years?
I meant hours -- 30 hours.
We all saw the news
and assumed you were in space for good!
There's some fresh new college students
living in there.
We just drew your face on this dude's gut.
Man: Yeah, you look like a loser.
Hey, Benson.
Um, we get why you want to go back to Earth,
but I'm not sure we were really up front about
why we wanted you to stay.
It just wouldn't be the same without you.
I won't be able to keep up with work
without you breathing down my neck.
And who am I gonna have wing eating contests with, huh?
I've always appreciated your no-nonsense attitude
and dedication to your work.
It's really inspiring.
Hey, Benson, I don't know you very well,
but I do know you mean a lot to these guys.
And I'd like a chance to get to know you better, too.
You do have the best chance
of keeping Rigby from blowing something up.
It's true! I already broke the first camera
we tried to record this with.
We all really look up to you,
but also, you're our friend, and we'll miss you a lot and --
All right, you get it, we'll miss you, so...
Don't go, all right?
Yeah, Benson, we can't do this without you.
I made a huge mistake.
I should've stayed in space!
Aah! I shouldn't have left!
I shouldn't have left! I shouldn't have left!
Aah!
Benson! Are you okay?
You're all here!
You're so young!
So this is what it's like
on the other side.
On the other side of the door?
What? No, I was on Earth. For years.
Eileen: Actually, you went into the holo-simulator.
Well, it won't work.
No, Benson, wait!
You're making a mistake!
I should've stayed in space!
Eileen: You just walked through the wrong door.
Oh.
It seems like a huge design flaw
to have those rooms next to each other.
Man, life on Earth without you guys
was pretty terrible.
So maybe I don't know what's gonna happen
or what everything means,
but, as long as we're together,
that's enough for me. You know, Benson,
there may be a lot of new stuff going on,
but we're all the same.
The park's still the park,
and you're still our boss.
Thanks, everyone.
Colonel Rawls: Is he in?
Sounds like he's in!
Welcome to space, everybody!
All: Whooooa!
Hmm.
Man, space is cool and all,
but the VHS selection sucks.
Boy: Man, the selection in this video store sucks.
Announcer: Tired of watching the same old movie?
Yeah.
Announcer: Tired of walking around like a sucker?
Yeah.
Announcer: Then it's time to try Hover Boots!
* Hover Boots
* You'll get caught up in the
* Hover Boots
* Hover Boots!!
Disclaimer -- Hover Boots are extremely dangerous.
Aah!
Oh, what? Denied?
How much do these cost?
500 space creds.
How much do we have?
Negative-200 space creds.
Ugh!
Sir, that's just a coupon.
Sir, no, that's just a hat.
Aah!
Sir, no, your arm doesn't have any credits on it.
Just give us the boots!
Rigby, no!
Security!
Dude, we have to get those hover boots.
Hey, Pops, can you transfer us 500 space creds each
for some hover boots?
Hover boots?
I'm afraid not.
You'll trip and fall.
I don't loan creds.
Yeah. And you'll sprain your ankles.
Feel like this would set a bad precedent for our relationship.
No way. You two have to learn the value of a space credit.
What is the value of a space credit?
Uh, look, I don't know.
Just don't waste your money on junk!
Maybe these hover boots aren't worth it.
Maybe you're right.
Dudes, check out my sweet new moves.
Whoo-hoo!
You know, the fact that they're so dangerous
only seems to make them more fun.
Sweet kicks, mon.
There's a party going down at the Jamaican dome tonight.
You should stop by.
All the coolest domers are gonna be there,
and you guys are definitely cool.
Oh, sweet!
Hey, I want to go to the party.
Uh...no.
It's more of a small thing.
Ugh, I want it more than ever now!
Ugh! How are we gonna get any space credits?
If you're willing to work for the creds,
I heard Professor Jacobs in the greenhouse
is looking for some help with a secret project.
Both: Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!
Jessica: In this greenhouse,
we have vegetation from every ecosystem on Earth.
So, what, you need us to prune your trees or something?
Something like that.
Restricted access?
Both: Whoooooooa!
Huh?
Both: Aah!
Stay behind the yellow line and you'll be safe.
What is that?
A little experiment of my own design.
Unfortunately, it ate Dr. Craig Jacobs,
my lab mate and my...
husband.
So, you want us to kill it?
Kill it?! My baby?!
No! Never!
I nursed it from a seedling.
It represents the very pinnacle of vegetative development.
No. I need you to help me rescue Craig by going inside it.
How we gonna do that?
By letting it eat you.
I'll pay you 500 space creds each.
Okay, we'll do it.
Here are your lasers.
When you find Craig, just radio me,
and I'll turn this winch on to pull you back out.
Now, if Craig is not alive,
please bring back the family necklace he had with him.
It means a lot to me.
If Craig's dead, do we still get the creds?
Ow! Dude!
What the heck, man?
I'm just trying to iron out the details.
Don't worry.
We'll bring you back anything we find -- promise.
Oh, thank you.
Uh, maybe hover boots aren't really worth all this.
Dude, it's about more than the shoes.
It's about rescuing that weird woman's husband
or brother or whatever. I wasn't listening.
It's about never having to walk to places ever again.
It's about looking so cool that we get invited to big parties.
And it's about getting those things
by using these sweet lasers.
You're right. Let's do this.
Aah! Aah!
It's so gross!
Dude, get your elbow out of my face!
Aah! Aah!
Ow.
Whoa.
Uh, I'm scared.
Let's just get this over with.
Just think about all the sweet hover tricks we're gonna do
once we get all those space creds!
Hover boots! Hover boots! Hover boots! Hover boots!
Hover boots!
What?! That's insane.
Everybody knows you find the Sword of Unbreakability
in the third dungeon by beating the boss
and pressing up, down, left, right, B, A, B, A, B, A, start,
unplugging controller one, plugging it back in,
and hitting select and start at the same time.
No, dude.
That's how you get the Wand of Unusual Effect,
not the Sword of Unbreakability.
I feel like I don't even know who you are right now.
Shh!
Did you hear that? You shh!
Shh! Shh!
Stop talking!
Hey, I think I just heard something.
Yeah, no doy!
Uh...
Dude, nice job.
Uh, maybe we should walk a little faster.
No, let's walk a lot faster.
Aah! Aah!
Dude, what is that?!
Aah! Aah!
Uh-oh. Aah! What do we do?
Dude, we have lasers.
Oh, right. Time to take out the...
Oh, wait.
Time to...
Smoke some bugs?
Time to smoke some bugs.
Whoooooooa!
Rigby, look out!
Wha-a-a-a-t?
Whoa!
That spear almost hit me in the face!
Both: Whoa.
Hey, thanks, man.
Hey, are you Craig?
Craig?
Craig.
Yes, that -- that's what they called me outside the plant.
Oh, cool. Your wife, Jessica, sent us to rescue you.
My wife?
Um, we were --
Wait, wait.
Phew!
Dang, I nearly busted a gut over here.
Oh, sorry.
I've just been stuck down here alone for so long.
Just me and those dumb bugs.
Whoa, okay, man. Take it easy.
Uh...
What were we talking about?
We were about to --
Jessica. That's right.
Yeah. She was my wife, but not anymore!
Not after the incident.
Jess, this has gone too far.
I mean, look at this thing.
It's unnatural.
Don't you dare say that about our baby.
Ever since we got to space, these experiments
have gotten further and further out of control.
It needs to stop!
And this abomination needs to be destroyed!
You'll never take my baby away from me.
Never!
No!
You always loved this necklace more than me.
Now you'll never see it again!
No!
It feels like it only happened yesterday.
When did this happen?
Yesterday. Wait. What?
How'd you lose your clothes already?
Yeah, you look terrible.
Living in space is one thing,
but living in a giant monster plant messes you up, man.
Uh...well, we're just doing this to make some space creds, so...
Jessica doesn't have any money.
Ah, what?
She only sent you down here to get her diamond necklace back.
She spent all her money on this gross plant.
But if you guys help me get out of here,
I'll pay you whatever she offered.
Uh...all right. Deal.
Yeah, we don't really care as long as we get paid.
Now let's get the heck out of here.
Come in, Jessica.
We're ready for evac.
I repeat. We're ready for evac. Over.
Uh-oh.
Hello, boys.
Why don't you slide that laser pack over nice and slowly?
No problem. We don't want any trouble.
Very good.
Now, where's my necklace?
Don't worry. We got it right there.
Craig?
You're -- You're alive?
Looking for this?
Give me that necklace, Craig, or else!
Jess, please, stop this madness.
You were a good person once.
Remember when we got to space?
That was an entire week ago, Craig.
I've changed.
Now it's just me and my plants.
My necklace!
Aah!
Rigby, over here!
Ha, ha!
Hey, lady.
Catch!
Finally.
Oh, no.
Jess, no! Look out!
Jess! Aah!
Ooh. Ooh.
Aah!
I'm coming, Jess!
Ooh.
Hang on, Jess!
I've got ya!
After everything I did, you still want to save me?
Of course, Jess.
I can't live another day without you.
Oh, Craig.
Let's just start a new life together inside this plant.
Do you really mean it?
Yes. Let's never be apart again.
Look, I know you guys just went on a roller coaster of emotions,
but is someone gonna pay us?
Yeah, we're trying to buy some hover boots.
Sure. I'll transfer the creds right now.
But, oh, be careful!
I heard those things are really dangerous!
Pfft. Dangerous?
These aren't dangerous.
Both: Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm!
Oh! Oh!