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[ Soft music plays ]

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[ Blows ]

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[ Laughing ]

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Mmm!Mmm!

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[ Chirping ]

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Hey, what's going on?

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We're done.
Dr. Langer gave us the order

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to pack up our stuff
and move out.

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Well,
if you're all done,

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then that means Pam and I aren't
working together anymore.

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I could ask her out
on a date!

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I got to find Pam!

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Mordecai: Come on.
Oh, man, come on!

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Aah!
No, no, no!

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[ Gasps, coughing ]

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I win! Whoa!

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Whatever!

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I don't even care,
'cause I'm graduating tomorrow!

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And we gonna par-tay!

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You ready for
my grad party, dude?!

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Of course.
I'm on the planning committee.

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Cool man!
What a year!

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I've been learning and growing
and doing so much --

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all while holding onto
a steady girlfriend!

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I'm really amazing,
you know!

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Man, the rate I'm going, I'll
probably get my college degree

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before you get yours!
[Laughs]

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Ha ha, yeah...

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Well, in my past year, I got
really good at this video game!

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[ Cell phone rings ]
Hold that thought, dude.

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Principal Dean?

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Hello?
Come to school now?

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Deadly serious?

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I'll talk to you later.

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Oh, no!
Graduation's cancelled!

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No graduation for Rigby!
Ha ha.

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Ha -- uh...

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Come on, Principal Dean!
You can't fail me!

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Who said anything
about failing you?

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On the phone!

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You said it was
"deadly serious."

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Okay, I can see how that
could sound ominous,

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but this is good news!

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Are you familiar with
the television program

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"Inspire America"?

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You mean that cheesy show
with inspirational stories,

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then everybody cries, then
everybody dances at the end?

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That's the one!

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See, Rigby, apparently you're
an inspiration to this country.

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Most kids who drop out
don't come back, but you did.

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So you, Rigby,

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are gonna give this year's
graduation speech on TV!

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But graduation's tomorrow!

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Better get moving!

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Oh, and, Rigby, If you
screw this up for me,

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I'm gonna eat your diploma.

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Ha!
I'm just pulling your chain.

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Actually, no.
Yeah, I will eat it.

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[ Moans ]

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Man: And now back to
"Inspire America!"

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And you've been baking cookies
for lawyers

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for how many years now?

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37.

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An eternity!

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And it never
occurred to you

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that lawyers probably
make enough money

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to buy cookies
if they want them?

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Never.
Not once.

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Amazing.

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But more than amazing --
inspiring.

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Say it with me folks --
inspire America!

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[ Upbeat music plays ]

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[ Laughter ]

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That was so
inspirational!

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[ Whimpering ]
Don't worry, Rigby!

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It's so cool you're gonna be
on that show.

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I'm bummed I can't be there
for your graduation

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because I'm graduating
from college.

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No problem! We'll hang out
at my party after.

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If I've learned anything from my
extended high school education,

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it's that we have to seek beauty
and truth in the ordinary.

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The greatest mistake
a man can make

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is to search for flowers
among the weeds,

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overlooking the fact that,
oftentimes,

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the very weeds
are flowers.

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Wow.
That's great.

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Is that the beginning
of your speech?

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Pff, no!
But, actually,

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you want
to hear what I got so far?

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Sure, I guess.
Of course!

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Totally!
Okay, one sec.

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[ Dramatic music plays ]
Teachers!

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[ Fake echoing ]
Teachers, teachers...

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Students!

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[ Fake echoing ]
Students, students...

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Other attendees!

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[ Fake echoing ]
Dees, dees, dees...

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Put your hands together for...

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The Rig-bone!

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[ Dance music playing ]

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How's everyone do--

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Oof! [Groans]

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[ Gasps ]

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Y'all ready to be inspired
up in this piece?!

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Whoo, yeah!
Whoo, yeah!

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I said, are you ready
to be inspired?!

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Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah! Whoo!

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That's all I got so far.

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I don't know, Rigby.

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It just needs a lot more...

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Just a lot more.

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Just speaking as someone with
a lot of on-camera experience,

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I don't know if
this will work...on camera.

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Not good, man.

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Okay, okay, good notes.

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Well, could you guys check out
my outro, maybe?

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Yeah, let's see it!

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High school goes by like
a puff of smoke!

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Peace out!

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[ All screaming, coughing ]

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Sorry I'm late, guys.

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Where've you been, bro?

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We could've used
some help gathering

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all of Rigby's favorite things
for this party.

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I mean, the trampoline's
not heavy,

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but it's a very awkward shape
to carry alone.

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No, not his
favorite belongings!

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His favorite things!

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Like hummus, mini toasts.

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Food and beverages!

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Well, how am I supposed
to surprise Rigby

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with his favorite foods
at his party

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if I don't even know
what they are?

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Mordecai,
you're his best friend.

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What does he like?

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I guess there's this fancy
coffee soda

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he's really into --
Coffini.

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Perfect, take my van.

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But it's seasonal!
I'd have to drive

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all the way out to the
Coffini Outlet to get it now.

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Then he'll be extra touched
that you took the time!

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Is all this really necessary?

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I mean, graduating
from high school

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is like the least a person
can accomplish.

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But it's a big deal
for Rigby!

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I can't believe I have
to explain this to him.

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He's your best
friend, dude.

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[ Scoffs ] Fine.

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I'll be back
in a really long time!

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Man, what's with him?

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Okay, so we got Mordecai
on the soda,

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Eileen's got dessert.

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Hmm, anyone seen Benson?

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Pam? Pam!

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Pam!

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[ Sighs ]
This is hopeless.

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I've checked everywhere!

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[ Gasps ] Pam!

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Not Pam.

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[ Gasps ]
There she is!

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[ Hisses ]

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[ Grumbles ]

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Ugh! What the...

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Gah!

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What the --

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Ugh!

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Pam?

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Are you kidding me!

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Pam! Pam! Pam?!

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[ "Pam" echoing ]

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Cell phone rings ]
Hello?

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Mordecai, I'm freaking out.

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I've been writing speeches all
day, and they're all junk!

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I'm running out of time.

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I don't know what to do, and all
my favorite stuff is gone?

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Where are you, dude!
I really need you over here!

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[ Sighs ] Look, I really
can't do this right now.

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I'm busy.

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What? But...

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What do I do?

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I don't know.
You're so smart now,

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why don't you go listen to
a sad song and figure it out.

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Whoa, what?
Dude!

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I got to go.

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[ Dial tone ]

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* Where a person can work up

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* A mean, mean thirst

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* After a hard day of nothing
much at all *

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* The summer's past

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* It's too late

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* To cut the grass

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* There ain't much
to make anyway in the fall *

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* And sometimes I

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* Just stay in the mood

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* And take my place in back

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* It's a lot of miles

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* You're like a picture
on a fridge *

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* That's never stocked
with food *

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* Used to live at home

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* Now I stay at your house

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* And everybody wants

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* To be special here

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* They call your name out
loud and clear *

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* Here comes the regular

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[ Sighs ]

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Time to rebuild the wall
around my heart.

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"The great wall of Benson."

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[ Fax machine handshake ]

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Oh, great,
more pointless orders.

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"Look behind you."

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[ Gasps ]

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Pam!
You're here!

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Yep, I'm here.
Hello!

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Hello!

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Wow. Phew.

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What a relief.

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I thought you were
leaving forever.

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Sounds like quite
the misunderstanding!

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[ Chuckles ] I guess so.

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Oh, by the way, I --
I got you something.

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Wow!

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The Clip Master 5000.

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"Will you go out with me?"

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[ Gasps ]
You're asking me out?

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Yep.
[ Laughs ]

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Yes.
I say yes.

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Great.
You free tomorrow?

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Yes! No!

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It's Rigby's
graduation party.

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You...want to come?

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I'd love to!
Great!

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See you tomorrow, Benson.

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See you tomorrow.

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You're all about to hear a very
powerful speech from someone

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who has shown immense growth
over the last semester.

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Please welcome Rigby
to the stage!

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[ Cheering ]

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[ Screams ]

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[ Crowd screaming ]

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Why?! Why?!

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[ Stammers ]

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[ Distorted ] Well?

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Inspire us, Banana-man.

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Oh, no!
I -- uh...

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As many before me have said --
I mean, as they say

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when they're talking about stuff
such as things.

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[ Booing ]

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[ Screams ]

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[ Panting ]

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Aah! Ew!
Night sweat!

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Ringing ]

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What?

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Mordecai, what's going on!

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How are you still not here?!

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[ Sighs ] Rigby, I just have
stuff to do, okay?

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You already said
you have stuff to do.

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Aren't you done
doing your stuff?

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No, I'm not done!

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What could you be doing that's
more important than this?

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Come on, dude.
You got to do this for yourself.

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I can't do
everything for you.

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What -- bah!

265
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,314
I've been doing stuff
for myself all spring!

266
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,016
I haven't needed your help
all spring!

267
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,450
Now the one time I do,

268
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,119
and you're not doing anything
for me at all!

269
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,355
Yeah, that's right.
I'm not doing anything for you.

270
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,497
I mean, can you guys believe it?

271
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:05,699
She's smart, she's funny,

272
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,535
she's into P-mail,
and she actually likes me!

273
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,070
It's like a crazy dream!

274
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:13,974
Yes, we're all delighted
on your behalf, Benson.

275
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,177
Yeah, you've been alone
a long time.

276
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,880
I don't understand why I had
to put on a suit for this!

277
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,314
Hush, Sherm!

278
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,416
Oh! Oh, I think
its almost starting!

279
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,553
Ooh, thanks!
Got my mini TV ready!

280
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,888
Bye!

281
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:31,624
Class Valedictorian,
Eileen Roberts!

282
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:37,765
We're gonna wring every drop
of sentiment from this kid!

283
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,066
[ Laughs maniacally ]

284
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:42,369
In five,
four three, two...

285
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,037
We're live.

286
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:47,140
[ Upbeat music plays ]

287
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,544
We're here live at
West Anderson High,

288
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:54,547
where one special student
is about to give

289
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,016
the speech of his life.

290
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,851
Oh, and here comes
the principal.

291
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,452
[ Cheering ]

292
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,955
Ladies and gentlemen, I've been
principal a long time now.

293
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:05,125
I'll be honest, I thought most
kids today were empty vessels

294
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,294
staring into the void
of their cell phones

295
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,896
every second of every day.

296
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:13,066
But that all changed when I met
one kid -- uh, one man --

297
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:17,604
one kid-sized man, who's been
a great inspiration this year.

298
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:21,074
Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce Rigby!

299
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,743
Uh, what on...

300
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:24,978
[ Screaming ]

301
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:28,048
Whoa, look!

302
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,083
It's Rigby!

303
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,652
West Anderson High
volleyball rules!

304
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,622
Thanks for
the lift, Frank!

305
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,826
Anything for my daughter's
ex-boyfriend's best friend.

306
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,561
Prepare to get
Rigby'd, America!

307
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,430
Whoa!
Ugh!

308
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,498
[ All gasp ]

309
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,800
Ta-da!

310
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,102
[ Cheering ]

311
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,004
Uh, okay.

312
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,006
Rigby, everyone.

313
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,843
Okay, uh...oh.

314
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,177
[ Clears throat ]

315
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,611
Hello, class.

316
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,614
[ "Class" echoing ]

317
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,016
[ Gulps ]

318
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,953
Lot of...
A lot of people here.

319
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,421
[ Sighs ]
Okay, uh...

320
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,624
you may have noticed, I like
to make a big entrance.

321
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,793
"Ask Mordecai for funny punch
line."

322
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,262
[ Groans ]

323
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,932
Oh, I guess I never got
around to, uh...

324
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:23,336
[ Whimpering ]

325
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,272
[ Gasps ]

326
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,875
[ Clears throat ] I...
Let me just, uh...

327
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,276
Okay, hi.

328
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,211
Let me -- Let's do over.

329
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,213
Let me do this over.

330
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,814
Well, that's it, Rigby.

331
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,350
You lost them, and there's
no one to bail you out now.

332
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,619
Wait. Did I say that
into the mic?

333
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,989
[ Sighs ]
This was all a prank!

334
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,124
Uh...

335
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,127
Be right back, everyone!

336
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,561
[ Murmuring ]

337
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,330
[ Chuckles ]

338
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,866
Okay, ha-ha.
Well, that was unexpected!

339
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:57,871
Guess I'll have to pidge-in
while Rigby collects himself.

340
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,239
[ Nervous laugh ]

341
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,374
Sure could use
a cockatiel right now.

342
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,878
Warren, can you get
some birds up here?

343
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,314
[ Murmuring ]

344
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,884
[ Whimpering ]

345
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,920
[ Can opens ]

346
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,687
Whoa!
Is that a Coffini?

347
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,823
But those are out
of season!

348
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,060
Yep. I went all the way to
the outlet, just for you, bro!

349
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,328
[ Chuckles ]

350
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,363
Hmm.
Seems a bit dusty...and dented.

351
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:27,834
Heh. Well, look, I guess
I was mad at you.

352
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,669
Ah!

353
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,703
I noticed.

354
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,372
The thing I don't get
though is why?

355
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,706
I don't know, man.

356
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,242
It's been a rough
couple of days for me.

357
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,244
For you?
Yeah.

358
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,180
Look, I know how messed up
this sounds,

359
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,083
but it's hard to see you
doing so great.

360
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,617
I guess I always
kind of liked that

361
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,386
I was doing better
than you before.

362
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,121
That does sound
really messed up.

363
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,556
I know.

364
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,391
But when I heard you
embarrassing yourself out there,

365
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,960
I realized how
unfair I was being.

366
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,795
I think it's awesome that you've
worked so hard to get here.

367
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,198
You're graduating from
high school today, man!

368
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,766
You did it!
I did it.

369
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:03,203
And if you can do this,
then that means...

370
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,472
Wait, don't say it.
Let me.

371
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,808
And this scar I got when
I had a mole biopsied!

372
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,744
The Rig-bone finally has
something to say!

373
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,080
Oh, thank goodness!

374
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,615
[ Cheering ]

375
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,617
Sorry I left earlier, everyone.

376
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,552
I'm not good
at this kind of thing.

377
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,154
I'm not good at a lot of things.

378
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,056
I wasn't even good
at high school.

379
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,257
But that didn't matter.

380
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,159
I just wanted
to accomplish something.

381
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,560
And, yeah, maybe at first

382
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,562
I was just trying to impress
my girlfriend.

383
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,265
She's smart and cool and loves
rocks and modern dance.

384
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,633
-Hi, Eileen.
-Hey, Rigby.

385
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,468
But I wouldn't be
standing up here

386
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,270
if that was all there was
to it.

387
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,906
You see, it's pretty easy not
to graduate from high school.

388
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,675
I did it by playing video games
and straight-up chilling.

389
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,644
Then when I set out
to get my diploma,

390
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,613
I figured life was gonna get
a lot harder.

391
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,348
I took what I was told were
the easiest classes,

392
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:52,352
and I still had to do stuff,
like scale the wall of a cave.

393
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,087
I had to go to China,
which is very far away,

394
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,023
for those of you that
didn't go to high school.

395
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,826
I even had to beat a guy
in a takeout food race.

396
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,661
Sounds pretty hard, right?

397
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,096
Well, warning --

398
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,366
what I'm about to tell you
will blow your mind.

399
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,168
Are you ready, America?

400
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,669
Yeah!Yeah!
Yeah!Yeah!

401
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:14,974
Once you do the hard stuff,
it becomes not that hard.

402
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,777
I may not be the man
I used to be,

403
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,113
the one who didn't graduate
from high school,

404
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,648
but, unexpectedly, awesomely,

405
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,816
I can still do
the fun stuff he did.

406
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,653
In fact, my "Alley Fight Dudes
4" score has never been better.

407
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,656
I've come a long, long way,
and in the end,

408
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,192
I still get to be me,
but better.

409
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,462
Now, you're probably saying to
yourselves, "How'd he do it?"

410
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,996
And "For why?"

411
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:41,201
The answer is, I did these
things for myself.

412
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,835
Not to impress anyone,

413
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:46,573
but because I'm surrounded
by impressive people,

414
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,008
people who lifted me up
and showed me that

415
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,478
it's possible to do great,
hard things.

416
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,513
Eileen, of course,

417
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,348
my best friend, Mordecai,

418
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:59,186
my parents, and even Don,
in his own way, I guess.

419
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,522
Yes, America,
today I may inspire you,

420
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,158
but I'm just part of a larger
chain reaction!

421
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,660
Let my success today lift you up

422
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,663
so that you, too, can do great,
hard things!

423
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,032
And after you, more people!

424
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,034
I am gonna eat my crusts.

425
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,537
I'm gonna eat
my leafy greens.

426
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,706
And look!
Roy's walking!

427
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,442
And after those people,
even more people!

428
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,676
[ Cheering ]

429
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,245
Millions of people,

430
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,746
all over the world,

431
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:30,117
overcoming obstacles,
inspiring other people!

432
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,453
[ Sobbing ]

433
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,455
[ Upbeat music playing ]

434
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,058
[ Cheering and sobbing ]

435
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:44,231
So, graduating class,
go out and do great things!

436
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,566
[ Cheering ]

437
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,068
[ Laughing ]
Good show!

438
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,871
Yeah!
Even I feel inspired.

439
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,206
[ Beeping ]

440
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,607
Oh!
Our dome pagers.

441
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,476
These have never
gone off before.

442
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,912
You know who else
has never gone off, my --

443
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,448
[ Beeping ]

444
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,985
Back to the park?

445
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,255
The scientists
already packed up and left.

446
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,756
What could they need us for?

447
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,259
I don't know,
but we'd better check it out

448
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,726
in case Pam came back.

449
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,597
I mean, in case
the scientists, uh...

450
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,166
Nah.
I mean Pam.

451
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,067
Back to the park,
everyone!

452
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,435
[ Cheering ]

453
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,970
[ Beeping ]

454
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,805
Rigby!
Rigby!

455
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,241
Here's your diploma,
safe and sound.

456
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,442
Whoa!

457
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,178
Attaboy, Rigby!

458
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,580
Make your old man proud!

459
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,948
Thanks for not eating my
diploma, Principal Dean!

460
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,350
Party at the dome!

461
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,818
[ Cheers ]

462
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,487
Put 'er there!

463
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,357
Okay.
Say "student loans!"

464
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,992
Debt!Debt!

465
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,261
**

466
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,962
Go, go, go!

467
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,832
[ Tires squealing ]

468
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:59,005
Mr. Maellard, we're here!

469
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,840
Dr. Langer?

470
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:10,317
There's nobody here!

471
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,784
That's it, I'm done!

472
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,953
I'm tired of being made a fool.

473
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,855
Nothing good has come
from this experiment.

474
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,390
I'm taking this stupid thing --

475
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,625
[ Ringing ]

476
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,993
[ Fax handshake ]

477
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,995
What's it say?

478
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,397
-What?
-Tell us!

479
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,732
Yeah, what is it?

480
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,635
"To end the experiment...

481
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,637
push the button."

482
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,940
Whoa!Whoa!
Whoa!Whoa!

483
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:43,015
All:
Party, party, party, party!

484
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,652
So this is gonna take
the dome off the park?

485
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,088
[ Sighs ]
Only one way to find out.

486
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:52,425
**

487
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,899
Let's end this.

488
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,670
[ Rumbling ]
Whoa!

489
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,204
[ Siren wailing ]
What's happening?!

490
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,474
Get to the exit!

491
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,045
Tuck and roll!

492
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,085
[ Growling ]

493
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,501
[ All gasp ]

494
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,771
[ Screaming ]

495
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,913
Starla!

496
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,448
Mitch!

497
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,749
Mordecai!

498
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:53,320
Hey, has anyone seen Bens--
[Gasps]

499
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,121
Pam?

500
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,896
Don't worry.
He'll be safe.

501
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,465
**

502
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:13,105
[ Explosion ]

503
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,316
[ Grunting ]

504
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:26,052
[ Screaming ]

505
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,157
Huh?

506
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,038
But...

507
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,474
I had a date...

508
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,041
[ Door opens ]

509
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,710
Surprise, Rigby!

510
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,647
I made your favorite dessert,
banana souffle...

511
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,390
Guys...

512
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:07,093
what's going on?

513
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:13,232
[ Upbeat music plays ]

514
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:36,222
[ Laughing ]