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[ Beatboxing ]

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* Classic grilled cheese,
add bacon if you please *

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* If you want it,
come and get it *

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* 'Cause we'll eat it
in a breeze! *

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* Got bread
* Times two

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* Got cheese
* Por vous

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Both: * Got that bacon in
the grease that'll make you go *

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All: * Oooooh!

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Both: * Bacon!
Ba-ba-ba-bacon! *

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* Ba-ba-ba-bacon!
Ba-ba-ba-bacon! *

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-Are you all done, sir?
-Yeah we're done.

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[ Sighs ]
I guess we should head back.

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Not to be rude, but, uh --
hmm, how do I say this...

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Your hands are really gross,
bro.

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What?

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Well, if you're gonna shove it
down my throat, Fives...

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Sorry.
I'd want someone to tell me.

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I'll just use
one of these moist towelettes,

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and everything will be fine.

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Aaah!
Huh?

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I'm sorry, but these are for
V.I.P. members only.

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V.I.P. member?

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'Scuse me.
V.I.P. coming through.

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Thanks, Rick.

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Here's your complimentary V.I.P.
merchandise.

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Later, normies.

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All: Whoa.

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And that sweet merch
and moist towelettes

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aren't the only thing you get
from being a V.I.P.

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You get table reservations
in the V.I.P. room...

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[ Classical music playing ]

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Ooh!

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...Complimentary
tater tots...

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Ahhh!

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...50% off anything
in the Cheezers gift shop...

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[ Elevator music playing ]

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-Cool! Look at that stuff!
-Is that a Cheezers umbrella?

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But the best perk is,

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if you present
your V.I.P. card,

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you get access to
our exclusive new sandwich,

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the "Pork Picnic"!
[ Pig oinks ]

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Cowboy: Slow-cooked baked beans,
hearty coleslaw,

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and 3 different types of
barbecued pulled pork...

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[ Squelches ]

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Mmm-mmm!

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Now,
that's lip-lickin' good.

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It's available for only
one week, for V.I.P.s only,

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and will never be released
to the public!

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Bros! Huddle.

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I don't want to
assume anything,

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but we're totally gonna
become V.I.P.s

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and eat that sandwich,
right?

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-Definitely.
-No question.

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So,
how do we become V.I.P.s?

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There are two ways
you can become a V.I.P.

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Be an astronaut, or you've
got to prove you're worthy.

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Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
but are y'all astronauts?

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Well, no.

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That's what I thought.
Normie scum.

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Hey!
Listen lady, we can be V.I.P.s

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just like a lousy astronaut,
okay?

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Man, I'm sick of
these astronauts

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coasting through life, getting
free handouts all the time!

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So, I guess you'll just need to
just get to a computer,

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go online,
and fill out the form

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to begin the grueling
application process, scum!

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Dude, what the heck?
Maybe it isn't worth it.

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[ Chomps ]

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Mmm!

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Aw, man, it sure tastes good
to be a V.I.P.

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[ All moaning ]

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We got to get to a computer!

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[ All panting ]

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Pops: Hmm...Hmm, hmm.

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"H," "U," "M,"

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"M" again, "I," "N"...

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Look, Pops! We need the computer
to fill out a form!

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Oh! I won't be long.

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Lets see...
Lost my train of thought.

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"H"...

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[ All groan ]

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U-M-M-I-N-G B-I-R-D!
Done!

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Thank you, Mitch.

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[ Clicking ]

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All done.
The computer is yours.

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Thanks, Pops.

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Okay.

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It took six hours, but
we finally finished the form.

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Okay.

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So,
we've got applications for

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Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man,
and Hi Five Ghost.

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All right.

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You boys are officially
V.I.P.s...

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-All right!
-Yeah, we are!

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-Whoo-hoo!
-Pork picnic, here we come!

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...as soon as you put all these
fliers on the cars outside

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-under the hot, blisterin' sun.
-What?!

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But I thought the application
was the last thing we had to do!

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Oh, honey, I would never say
something like that.

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I'm not sure if this is a good
return on our investment, guys.

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Well, that's fine,

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if you really don't want
the Pork Picnic sandwich,

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available to V.I.P.s only,

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with our patented
three types of dipping sauce.

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The real chance
of a lifetime.

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-Okay, okay, we'll do it!
-We'll do whatever it takes!

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I can practically taste that
hearty coleslaw right now.

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* And I've been
takin' care of business *

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* Every day

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* Takin' care of business

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* Every way

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* I been takin' care
of business *

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* It's all mine

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* Takin' care of business

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* And workin' overtime

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* Work it out

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**

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Oh, my stars!

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You boys have done so much work
around here!

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It looks like
a whole new Cheezers!

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Together:
[ Tiredly ] Thanks.

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So, how much more stuff do we
have to do to be V.I.P.s?

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Oh,
just 65 little ol' things!

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-Ugh! Come on!
-Are you serious?!

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It kind of just feels like we're
doing all your chores for you.

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There's got to be a shortcut
to being V.I.P.

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Together: [ Chanting ]
Shortcut! Shortcut! Shortcut!

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Boys, I know this is hard,

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but you got to
keep your eyes on the prize.

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Now do you or do you not

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want that succulent
Pork Pic-nic sandwich?

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[ Sadly ] Yes.

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Where are your manners?

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Yes, ma'am.

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There they are!

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Now, there's an overflowing
grease trap that's lardin' up.

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Y'all better
get on that.

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And don't forget
to lock up!

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Good luck!

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[ Door opens, closes ]

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[ Tires screech ]
Whoo-hoo!

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I really don't like her.

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This sandwich
better be worth it.

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[ Russian accent ]
Oh, but it's totally worth it.

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-[ Gasps ]
-I heard you.

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You are all
on verge of giving up.

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And why not?

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These chores
will go forever.

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What?

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The hostess is
playing you for fools.

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Giving you run around.

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You're normies.

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No reserved table for you.

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No tater tots.

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No limited-edition
sandwiches.

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Not astronaut.

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Human garbage.

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That's a little hurtful.

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She is your enemy.

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If you want to be a V.I.P.,

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there is another way that will
challenge you to your core.

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Or you could just give up.

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We've come this far.

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We're not giving up.

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What do we have to do?

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I cannot say.
I can only show you.

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Will you meet me here
at 2:00 a.m.?

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Good.
Heh, heh, heh...

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[ Chuckling evilly ]

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Hi Five:
Are we sure about this?

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Yeah, this seems like

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some sort of shady astronaut
underbelly of some sort.

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You guys want to become V.I.P.s

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and eat that sandwich,
don't you?

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Ah, good. You came.

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This way.

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**

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-So, what is it?
-Munster.

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[ Chanting ] Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!

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So, do we have to eat that,
or...?

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Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!

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Fine, we'll eat it.
[ Chomps ]

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Wait, this isn't even Muenster!
It's cheddar.

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That is munster's food.

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-What's that?!
-Uhh...

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[ Grunts ]

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[ All yell ]

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[ Thuds ]

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[ All groaning ]

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Together: Huh?

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What the heck, man?!

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I thought you were gonna show us
how to be V.I.P.?!

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If you want to be V.I.P.s,
you have to defeat the munster!

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What are you
talking about?

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[ Growling, snarling ]

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-[ Snarls ]
-Aah!

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Ohhh!

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"Monster," not Muenster!
I get it now.

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-Aaaah!
-[ Roars ]

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[ All breathing heavily ]

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Aah!

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Yeaaagh!

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[ Monster roars ]

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[ Gurgling, snarling ]

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[ Chain rattling ]

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He's at the end
of his line!

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[ Snarling continues ]

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Over there!

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All: Ohhhh!

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Huh? Whoa!

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Eat this! Hwah!

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[ "Yankee Doodle" plays ]

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-Yeah!
-Whoo! America!

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Mordecai: Rigby!

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What's that?

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We found a jetpack
in the pile!

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We're gonna use it
to fly out of here!

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You really think that thing's
gonna carry us all?

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I mean, we've got to
try something.

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Everyone get on!

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Whooshes ]

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Whoa!
[ Jetpack sputters ]

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[ Whooshing ]

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[ Growling ]

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[ Thuds ]

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[ Creaks ]

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[ Chain clinking ]

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All: Aaaah!

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[ Monster snarling ]

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What're we gonna do?!

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[ Snarling ]

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We've got to
get it under there.

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Grab that American flag gun.

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[ Monster roars ]

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You guys, lure it over there!

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On it!

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-Yoo-hoo!
-Over here!

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-You want some of this?
-Come on!

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Hwah!

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Glk! [ Coughs ]

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Bleh!

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[ Roars ]

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Aaah!

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Okay, aim at the grate!

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Bros!
Mission accomplished!

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[ Roaring ]

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[ Grate creaking ]

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Rigby!
Shoot now!

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Choke on democracy!

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[ Thuds ]

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[ Clangs ]

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[ Screeches ]

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[ Thuds ]

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[ "Yankee Doodle" plays ]

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[ Chanting ]
V.I.P.! V.I.P.! V.I.P.!

257
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,991
-Huh?
-What the...?

258
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:54,127
[ All cheering ]

259
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,763
You did it, buddy!

260
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:56,964
You did it.

261
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,799
You are now...

262
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,567
V.I.P.s!

263
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,302
What?!
Becca?!
Oh, my gosh.

264
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,471
You completed
the final task.

265
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,306
Congratulations!

266
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,908
You were the astronaut?

267
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:08,776
Not just that.

268
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,143
[ Monster snarls ]
Aaah!

269
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,479
[ Hisses ]

270
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,182
I was the monster, too!

271
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,017
Wha-- bu--

272
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,485
How did you...?

273
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,822
You see, that's what being
V.I.P.s is all about.

274
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,491
It's not just about
being an astronaut.

275
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,660
It's about workin' hard
to earn your place

276
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,461
among the cream of the crop.

277
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:32,265
And you boys are definitely
the cream of the crop.

278
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,702
-We did it!
-We're V.I.P.!

279
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,036
All right!

280
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,839
Its over!
It's finally over!

281
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,874
-Yeah! You did it, buddy!
-Whoo!

282
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,109
[ All cheering ]

283
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,378
[ Triumphant music plays ]

284
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,022
Mmm-mmm.

285
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,657
And it was the best day
of our lives.

286
00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,327
That's a really
roundabout way

287
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,862
to tell me
you want to go to Cheezers.

288
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,989
[ Beatboxing ]

289
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,092
[ Rapping ]
* Yo, my name is Rigby.
I got pizza galore *

290
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,762
* You may have a lot of pizza,
but I got much more *

291
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,430
* Had to borrow Benson's car
'cause it's a crisis *

292
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,333
* Downtown they're selling
slices at half prices *

293
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,569
* I knew he'd say no,
so I didn't say "please" *

294
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:46,339
* I snuck into his office
and made off with deez keys *

295
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,607
* Deez keys, deez keys

296
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,877
* Made off with deez keys

297
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,644
Whoops!

298
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,217
Dude! What the --
Hey, it's Benson's fault!

299
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,552
He's got, like,
a million keys on that ring!

300
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,228
Dude, we got to get
those keys back.

301
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,529
But, how?

302
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,698
Let's go ask those scientists
over there.

303
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,267
And that's why
he only has one ear.

304
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,536
[ Laughter ]

305
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,038
Ahem.

306
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,372
Hey, there, guys

307
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,141
So, we accidentally threw
our bosses car keys

308
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,542
through that window
up there.

309
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,211
Could you just run in there
and grab them for us?

310
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,745
Yeah, sorry, pal.

311
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:29,449
We're not allowed to interact
with the "test subjects."

312
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,452
Anyway, looks like they landed
in Langer's penthouse,

313
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,955
which is a top security area.

314
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,223
No one goes in there.

315
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,925
There's got to be
something you can do?

316
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,894
Maybe, but, ya know...

317
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:41,895
No, thanks.

318
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:42,930
Aw, what?!
Hey!

319
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,331
Now, if you'll excuse us,

320
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,466
we're on our lunch break.

321
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,401
[ Grunts ]
[ Teeth grind ]

322
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,769
Mmm!
[ Laughs ]

323
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,971
So good.

324
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,639
[ Grunts ]

325
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,241
[ Gulps ]

326
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,508
Hm-hm-hm!
Hm-hm-hm!

327
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,444
Too bad Langer
only lets you eat

328
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,479
those gross,
compressed food bars.

329
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,814
Maybe if you help us out,

330
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,016
we could sneak you
some real food?

331
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:06,653
Maybe something like
thi-i-i-is?

332
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:07,454
[ All gasp ]

333
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,788
No! It doesn't matter!

334
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,090
You could never get past

335
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,791
Langer's security systems
anyways.

336
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,427
Uh, well, they might be able
to if we helped them?

337
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,830
Shut up, Tobias!
They don't need to know that!

338
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:20,533
Well, I'm not gonna risk
losing my job over some food!

339
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,601
[ Chomp! ]

340
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,870
Blaaaah.

341
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,104
Yeah, we should do it.

342
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,806
Fine. We'll vote on it.
Huddle up.

343
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,011
Dude,
pizza fixes everything.

344
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,846
Yeah, it does!

345
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,681
Okay, we'll help you
get the keys.

346
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,050
We're gonna need four
extra-large pepperoni pizzas?

347
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,120
Get the pizzas, and we'll meet
you at your room in an hour.

348
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,321
-Okay!
-Okay!

349
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,756
This never happened.

350
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,728
Ugh!

351
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,798
Why is the pizza place
have to be so far away?

352
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,434
Yeah, but it'll be worth it
when we get those keys.

353
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,139
You got the stuff?
Yeah, dude.

354
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,540
Trent.

355
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,715
Trent: Pepperoni.

356
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,184
It checks out.
All right.

357
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,990
What the?!
What did you do to our room?!

358
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,359
Just give us the keys.
Where are they?

359
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,427
In Langer's penthouse.

360
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,661
-What?!
-What?!

361
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,896
Oh, come on!

362
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,265
Do you really think we'd
really risk our jobs

363
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,866
and break into
Langer's room?

364
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,601
[ Chuckles ]
You're gonna do that.

365
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,203
But you said
you'd help us!

366
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,671
And, we are.

367
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,673
We've rigged up your room
as a command station.

368
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,675
Langer's gotten crazy
about security.

369
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,546
Infrared lasers, booby traps,
cameras all over the place.

370
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,348
[ Chuckles ]
But lucky for you,

371
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,350
our top minds
will guide you through it.

372
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,617
[ Chuckles moronically ]

373
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:45,518
Pizza.

374
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,354
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.

375
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,855
So you've got about
an hour

376
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,857
to get in and out
and grab the keys

377
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,460
while Langer is busy
at his afternoon workout.

378
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,062
[ Grunting ]

379
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,863
Ugh!
Fine, we'll do it.

380
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,932
All right,
let's suit these two up!

381
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,203
We're in position.

382
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,804
Trent: Okay, stay put.

383
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,407
Rachel's gonna use a dome-drone
to distract the guards.

384
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,243
Oh, hey there H-2953,
what's going --

385
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,911
Oh!
Easy now!

386
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,313
Let's all just...

387
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,282
[ Screaming ]

388
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,816
Why?!

389
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,985
Yeesh!

390
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,520
The guards are distracted --
begin phase 1.

391
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,658
We're at the security panel.
How do we get in?

392
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,727
Rigby, look in the backpack
we gave you

393
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,529
for a re-sealable plastic bag.

394
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,332
Aw, sick!

395
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,334
[ Grunts ]
What is -- ugh!

396
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,568
[ Panting ]

397
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,237
They're not real teeth!

398
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,540
They're just molds of Steffen's
teeth for the dental lock.

399
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,111
Not it!
Not -- aw, dude!

400
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,278
That's -- ugh!
[ Chuckles ]

401
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,846
Fine!

402
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,349
[ Snickering ]

403
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,251
Stop talking!

404
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,920
I wonder how many people have
had that thing in their mouths?

405
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,288
[ Grumbles ]

406
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,789
[ Ding ]

407
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,194
Okay, we're in.
Now what?

408
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:04,097
Okay, now take the elevator
at the end of the hall

409
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,465
up to the second floor.

410
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,800
Hm-hm-hm.
Hm-hm.

411
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,472
[ Elevator dings ]

412
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,644
Aah!
Dude, gross!

413
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,446
Why do you still have
those teeth in your mouth?

414
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,713
Uh...
[ Slurps ]

415
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,149
They're kind of
growing on me.

416
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,683
Ugh!
They're freaking me out.

417
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,518
Well, get used to it, pal.

418
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,786
This is how I look now.

419
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,655
[ Slurps ]
I look cool.

420
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,557
[ Teeth clicking ]
[ Scoffs ] Nuh-uh.

421
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,492
[ Elevator dings ]

422
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,394
Now keep walking down
this hallway

423
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,330
and take your first right
to hallway "L."

424
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,833
Okay, now take the black box

425
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:44,037
out of the backpack
and turn it on.

426
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,308
A fog machine?

427
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,876
Whoa!

428
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,814
Hey, guys, Steffen here to guide
you through the laser hallway.

429
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,749
Don't worry,
you won't trigger the alarm

430
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,486
as long as you do exactly
as I say.

431
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,154
We got to get
those keys, dude.

432
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,155
Ptwah!

433
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,156
Ready?

434
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,191
Ready.
Ready.

435
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,059
Okay...run!

436
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,260
Duck!

437
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,361
Jump!

438
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,929
Roll like a log!

439
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,165
Limbo, mon!

440
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,367
Crab walk!

441
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,503
Now dive!

442
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,171
[ Groaning ]

443
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:21,174
Trent: Langer's room is
just across this corridor.

444
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,575
Sweet!
Sweet!

445
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,011
Stop! That room is filled
with motion detectors.

446
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,679
The only way to stop them
from triggering

447
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,048
is to move through very slowly.

448
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,583
Go!

449
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,185
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!

450
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,721
Slow down!

451
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:38,191
No, no -- much slower.

452
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,260
There's also facial-recognition
scanners,

453
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,029
but if you constantly change
your facial expression,

454
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,099
it shouldn't be able to see you,
okay?

455
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,400
Change!

456
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,535
Change!

457
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,969
Change!

458
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,138
Change!

459
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,239
Change!

460
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,873
Change!
Change!

461
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,642
Take a screen-shot!
[ Shutters clicking ]

462
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,477
[ Laughter ]
Wait, wait, wait

463
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,312
Dude, they're just
messing with us.

464
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,214
That is a classic!

465
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,449
Aw, man!
Aw, man!

466
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,483
Rachel: Hey, guys.

467
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,884
This is a conundrum keypad --

468
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,420
the hardest keypad known to man.

469
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,156
We're not gonna be able
to crack it,

470
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,423
we need to go in another way.

471
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,125
Reach into your backpack.

472
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,294
There should be
a suction-cup shaped tool.

473
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,595
Do you have it?
Yeah.

474
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,963
Stick it to the door.

475
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,269
It fell off.
Okay.

476
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,672
You're going to have to lick the
suction cup to get it to stick.

477
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,939
Okay.
Dude, lick it.

478
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,641
I'm not gonna lick it --
you lick it!

479
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:29,742
Dude, just lick it.

480
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,843
I put the teeth
in my mouth.

481
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,680
You lick it!
Ugh -- fine!

482
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,183
Ow!
[ Whimpers ]

483
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,618
Hm-hm!

484
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,690
Sick. Tastes like
a CPR practice dummy.

485
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,764
Whoa!
Whoa!

486
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,933
Fancy.
There they are!

487
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,702
Trent: Okay,
this is Langer's penthouse.

488
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,036
Home stretch.

489
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,305
[ Both panting ]

490
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,706
Finally!

491
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,341
Now, I know we're excited,

492
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,809
but this is very important.

493
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:06,679
Do not -- repeat --
do not pick up the keys

494
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,781
from the pedestal
without further --

495
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,650
Yeah, boyee!
Yeah, boyee!

496
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,986
Well, now you guys
have gone and done it.

497
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,491
[ Screaming ]

498
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:21,594
[ Alarm blares ]

499
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,897
[ Alarms continue ]

500
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,501
Guys, a little help!

501
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:31,538
Don't worry. Now, just keep
running straight ahead.

502
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,409
All right,
now close the blast door.

503
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,010
Nothing's getting through that.

504
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,581
I thought you said
nothing could get through!

505
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,049
Whoops.

506
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,584
[ Screaming ]

507
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,821
Get to the other side
of the room.

508
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,258
There's a doorway that'll take
you to the main entrance.

509
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,829
What even is this room?

510
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,299
Oh, a giant marble maze room.

511
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,934
Oof! The keys!

512
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,871
Come on!

513
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,445
Now...jump for it!

514
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,081
Aagh!

515
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,283
[ Grunting ]

516
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,417
Rigby, watch out!

517
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,252
Whoa!

518
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,853
Aw, yea-uh!

519
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,855
[ Buzzer blaring ]

520
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,392
The emergency lockdown sequence
has been activated!

521
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,794
Get out of there!

522
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,230
We're not gonna make it!

523
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,232
Yes, we are!

524
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,769
Ready?
Yeah.

525
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,406
Now it's just a straight shot
to the door.

526
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,540
Go!

527
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,908
[ Screaming ]

528
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,213
Hey, Mordecai, what's that?

529
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,082
Robotic guard dogs?!
Rigby, go left!

530
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,089
Dude, they can fly!

531
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,698
There's the exit!

532
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,770
[ Screaming ]

533
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,573
[ Groaning ]

534
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,107
We got the keys.

535
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,076
All: Whoo!

536
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,345
U.S.A.!

537
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,812
U.S.A.!

538
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,280
Do you think Langer
knows we helped?

539
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,649
[ Scoffs ]
No way!

540
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,451
He's still on biceps.

541
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,118
U.S.A.!

542
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,253
[ Chuckles ]

543
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,123
[ Laughs maniacally ]
[ Grunts ]

544
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:34,093
-Benson! Benson!
-Benson! Benson!

545
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,261
[ Panting ]

546
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,597
We're really sorry,
but we...

547
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,499
borrowed your car
without asking.

548
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,434
But here's your keys back.

549
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,003
What?!
You borrowed my car?!

550
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:47,607
But don't worry,
it's fine.

551
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,009
Oh, it...looks fine.

552
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,112
Yeah, we just needed
to go for a lunch run.

553
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,281
Well, why don't you
just hold onto the keys

554
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,383
till the end of the day,

555
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,351
in case you need
to run any other errands.

556
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:01,688
[ Whistling ]

557
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,790
You thinking what I'm thinking?

558
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,359
Pizza run!
Whoops!

559
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,030
Ugh!
Really, dude?

560
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,835
**

561
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,412
[ Chuckling ]