1 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,417 LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, AH! 2 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,692 AAH! 3 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:27,428 WHAT IN THE DICKENS?! 4 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,031 AAH! 5 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:33,567 WHERE DID THE HOUSE GO?! 6 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:36,504 I'VE GONE BACK IN TIME. 7 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:40,108 WATCH WHERE THOU DOTH WALKETH! 8 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,710 OH, MY! 9 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,112 YOU LIKE TOMATOES? 10 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,713 HOW ABOUT THESE TOMATOES?! 11 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:46,914 ENHH! AAH! 12 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,782 HOW ABOUT ANOTHER? AND ANOTHER? 13 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,784 OH, OH, OH! 14 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:51,919 AAH! 15 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:53,053 OOH! 16 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,788 AHH. OOH! 17 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,023 EEH! 18 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:01,162 BAD SHOW! 19 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:04,932 Benson: ALL RIGHT, NOW, I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY 20 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,100 WITH THE DOME AND EVERYTHING, 21 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,468 BUT THANKS FOR GETTING UP EARLY 22 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,470 AND SETTING UP FOR THE RENAISSANCE FAIR. 23 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,972 THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG MONEY-MAKER FOR US. 24 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,275 ONE LAST THING -- AS OF THIS MOMENT, 25 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,644 YOUR MODERN SELVES ARE NO MORE. 26 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,146 MORDECAI AND RIGBY, 27 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,148 YOU'LL BE MORDICUS AND RIGNATIUS, 28 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,615 LOWLY STREET VENDORS. 29 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,917 SKIPS, YOU'LL BE BARNABY THE RIPPED, 30 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,119 GUARD TO THE KING. 31 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,420 FIVES AND MUSCLE MAN, 32 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:29,157 YOU'LL BE PALOM AND POROM, GATEKEEPERS. 33 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,591 I'M NOT WEARING THIS, BRO. 34 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,560 THIS CUT ISN'T FLATTERING TO MY BUTT. 35 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:37,298 AND OF COURSE, I WILL PLAY KING EDMUND OF PARKLANDIA! 36 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:40,000 WHERE'S MY WIZARD? WHERE'S MARVOLO? 37 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,103 IF YOU MEAN POPS, NOBODY'S SEEN HIM ALL MORNING. 38 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,438 WHAT?! 39 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,308 HE'S THE STAR OF OUR BIG CLOSING CEREMONY, 40 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,277 "MARVOLO VS. THE DRAGON"! 41 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,045 WE HAVE A DRAGON? YES! 42 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,149 WITHOUT A BIG CLOSER, 43 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:57,117 THE COMMONERS WILL DEMAND REFUNDS. 44 00:01:57,151 --> 00:02:00,188 FIND MARVOLO, AND DON'T BREAKETH THY CHARACTER, 45 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,456 OR I'LL SMITE THEE WITH UNEMPLOYMENT! 46 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,858 EHH, THE THINGS I DO FOR A PAYCHECK. I'M NOT GONNA WEAR THIS. 47 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,527 I HOPE THE POWER DOESN'T GO TO HIS HEAD. 48 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,436 UH, EXCUSE ME? HELP? 49 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,105 I'M TRYING TO GET TO MY OWN TIME. 50 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,141 WHAT'S THE MATTER, LOVE? YOU LOST? 51 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,746 FREAK! 52 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:31,219 OH, ANOTHER FINE MESS I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF INTO. 53 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:34,388 HOW WILL I EVER GET HOME? Rigby: 54 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:35,989 THIS COSTUME IS MAKING MY BUTT ITCH. 55 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:39,327 RIGNATIUS, STAY IN CHARACTER, OR WE'RE GONNA GET FIRED. 56 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,230 OH, SORRY. MINE BUTTETH ITCHETH. 57 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,898 NO, WAIT -- MINE BOTTOMETH? ME CHEEKS? 58 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,033 YEAH, THAT WORKETH. 59 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:49,270 ME CHEEKS ITCHETH! 60 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:53,006 MORDECAI AND RIGBY! 61 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,576 I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! 62 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:59,380 OH, DUDE, POPS -- UH, I MEAN MARVOLO. 63 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:03,584 MARVOLO? NO, IT'S ME, POPS. 64 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:09,257 NO, NO, YOU ARE MARVOLO, HUH, THE WIZARD, YEAH? 65 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,891 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE? 66 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:14,528 LISTEN, MARVOLO, YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOB TO DO. 67 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,096 YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT THE DRAGON, 68 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,931 OR EVERYONE WILL DEMANDETH A REFUND. 69 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,267 DRAGON? 70 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:22,069 I WON'T FIGHT A DRAGON, MORDECAI AND RIGBY! 71 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,238 MARVOLO, DO YOU WANT TO BE SACKED? 72 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:26,006 CALL US MORDICUS AND RIGNATIUS. 73 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:29,777 YEAH, THE MORDECAI AND RIGBY YOU KNOW HAVEN'T BEEN BORN YET. 74 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,714 COMETH WITH US, AND WE SHALL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 75 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,016 YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE KING EDMUND MAD, DO YOU? 76 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,951 MAD KING? 77 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,922 THE KING'S NOT GONNA LIKE THIS. 78 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,691 Benson: 79 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,994 WHAT DOTH THOUST MEAN YOU LOST HIM? 80 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,263 HE GOT FRIGHTENED AND FLED. 81 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,964 HE SEEMS REALLY CONFUSED, MY LIEGE. 82 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:54,067 IMPOSSIBLE. THIS DOTH BE UNACCEPTABLE! 83 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,303 HEY, MAN, DON'T YELL AT US! 84 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:56,570 POPS IS THE ONE FLIPPING OUT. 85 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,572 "FLIPPING OUT"? 86 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:02,242 MINE EARS ACHE FROM PERIOD-INAPPROPRIATE PROSE. 87 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,978 MAYHAPS A REFUND IS IN ORDER, AUNTIE. 88 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,980 PAY NO HEED! 89 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:09,817 THE KING WISHES GOOD TIDINGS ON THEE ALL! 90 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,886 Both: HUZZAH! HUZZAH! 91 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,055 NOW GO FORTH AND ENCOURAGE OTHERS 92 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,325 TO SPEND COIN OF THEIR OWN. 93 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:20,661 WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BREAKING THINE CHARACTER? 94 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,230 Both: FORGIVENESS! FORGIVENESS! 95 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,498 NO MATTER. 96 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:28,502 IT APPEARS I MUST FETCH MARVOLO MINE-SELF. 97 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,838 THIS IS BOGUS -- 98 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:34,007 LIKE, SUPER-LAME-O-DELUXE. 99 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,009 YEAH, TOTALLY WACK, GUYS. 100 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,479 BY ORDER OF MAD KING EDMUND, 101 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,114 THESE TWO SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR THE CRIME 102 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,684 OF NOT STAYING IN CHARACTER! 103 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,853 YOU MAKETH ME SICK! 104 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:54,261 FINE. I'LL WEAR THE COSTUME. 105 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,865 OH, MUSCLE MAN, HI FIVE GHOST! 106 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,601 YOU ARE STUCK IN THIS DREADFUL PLACE, AS WELL? 107 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,537 OUR NAMES ARE PALOM AND POROM, SIR. 108 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,340 THE MAD KING'S REIGN OF TERROR MUST END, MARVOLO. 109 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,509 I'M NOT MARVOLO! 110 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,278 WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP CALLING ME THAT? 111 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,213 I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. 112 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,383 ONLY YOU CAN END THIS. 113 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,050 END THIS, MARVOLO. 114 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,519 YEAH, END THIS. 115 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:21,889 HEY, SEIZE MARVOLO BY THE ORDER OF MAD KING EDMUND! 116 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,824 HE'S, LIKE, REALLY, REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS. 117 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:24,958 SEIZE HIM! 118 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,228 -AAH! -GO, BRO! 119 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,897 QUIET, OAF! 120 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,235 AAH! 121 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,438 AAH! 122 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:42,075 NO-O-O-O-O-O! 123 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,343 HUH? 124 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:49,349 MARVOLO THE WIZARD, A POWERFUL DRAGON HATH 125 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:53,053 DESCENDED UPON US, AND ONLY YE CAN STOP IT! 126 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:56,590 OH, YOU MUST BE THE MAD KING. 127 00:05:56,624 --> 00:06:01,094 LOOK, MARVOLO, IF YOU DON'T SLAY THE DRAGON RIGHT NOW, 128 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,163 THE COMMONERS WILL DEMAND REFUNDS, 129 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,865 AND MY KINGDOME SHALL CRUMBLE! 130 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:09,837 FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP CALLING ME MARVOLO! 131 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:17,110 Pops: SKIPS, AM I BACK HOME? 132 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,279 I KNOW NOT OF THIS SKIPS. 133 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,449 I AM BARNABY THE RIPPED. 134 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,751 KING EDMUND HATH SENT ME TO PREPARE YE 135 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,219 FOR BATTLE AGAINST THE DRAGON, MARVOLO. 136 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,621 WHAT? 137 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,724 OH, NO. 138 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:31,959 TAKE THIS. 139 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,462 FOR THE CLOSING CEREMONY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS 140 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,696 POINT IT AT THE DRAGON 141 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,898 AND PRESS YE BUTTON TO DEFEAT IT. 142 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:40,601 YOU CAN END ALL OF THIS, AND WE CAN GO HOME. 143 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:44,404 THE KINGDOME OF PARKLANDIA AWAITS THEE. 144 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:50,811 EVERYBODY'S TELLING ME I'M MARVOLO. 145 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,647 MAYBE I AM MARVOLO. 146 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,048 WHO AM I? 147 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,451 YOU ARE MARVOLO. 148 00:06:57,485 --> 00:07:00,053 NO. IT CAN'T BE. 149 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,489 IT IS SO. 150 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:05,493 I AM YOU, AND YOU ARE ME. 151 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,127 THEN IT DOTH BE TRUE. 152 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,328 OH! 153 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:12,265 YES. YOU ARE READY. 154 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:15,803 IT IS TIME TO FACE YOUR DESTINY. 155 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,171 END THIS. 156 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:21,341 I AM MARVOLO. 157 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:28,448 PRESENTING KING EDMOND OF PARKLANDIA! 158 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,118 MY LOYAL SUBJECTS, 159 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:35,188 THANK YE FOR JOINING ME ON THIS GLORIOUS DAY. 160 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,824 I TRUST YOUR EXPERIENCES 161 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:41,028 IN MY KINGDOME HATH BEEN MOST PLEASURABLE. 162 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,696 MAY WE REJOICE IN HOPES 163 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:45,465 THAT NOTHING BAD SHOULD EVER HAPPEN. 164 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,703 I SAID, "MAY WE REJOICE IN HOPES 165 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,272 THAT NOTHING BAD SHOULD EVER HAPPEN"! 166 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,174 YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD YOU. 167 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,862 FIRE -- THE FIRE! 168 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,901 OH, NO! 169 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,704 THIS IS TRULY THE GREATEST CALAMITY 170 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,473 IN THE HISTORY OF PARKLANDIA! 171 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,543 THERE IS ONLY ONE WIZARD WHO CAN PUT ON END 172 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,511 TO THIS REIGN OF TERROR! 173 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:36,617 PRESENTING MARVOLO THE WIZARD! 174 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,229 UH, OOH! OH! 175 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,735 MAN, THIS IS LAME. 176 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,169 WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE REN FAIR 177 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,537 OVER AT EAST PINES INSTEAD. 178 00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:00,608 Both: YE OLDE REFUND! YE OLDE REFUND! 179 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,181 FIGHT, MARVOLO! FIGHT TO THE DEATH! 180 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,319 OOHHHHH! 181 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:15,956 OOH! 182 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,124 HERE! GIVE ME THAT! 183 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,358 LETETH GO, MAN! 184 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,906 SERVANT, SAVE YE KING! 185 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:38,011 MARVOLO, GET THINE WAND, AND PRESS THE BUTTON! 186 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:42,850 HM! 187 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,894 ALL RIGHT, YOU BIG BRUTE. 188 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,929 THIS ENDS NOW! 189 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,803 I DID IT? GOOD SHOW! 190 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,004 AAH! 191 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,138 Both: POPS! 192 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,680 BEST REN FAIRE EVER! 193 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,523 I DID IT! 194 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,625 I DEFEATED THE DRAGON! 195 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:28,461 NOW I GET TO GO HOME. 196 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,532 HE'S WAKING UP. 197 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:38,205 KING EDMUND, BARNABY, RIGNATIUS, AND MORDICUS? 198 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:41,709 NO, POPS, IT'S US. EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL. 199 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,643 THE PARK BROKE EVEN, AND ALL IS WELL. 200 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,113 BUT I WAS IN MEDIEVAL TIMES. 201 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,647 IT WAS SO REAL. 202 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:50,183 YOU WERE A MAD KING, 203 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,786 AND YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU, AND YOU, 204 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:56,123 AND I WAS -- 205 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,759 Shhhhhhhhhh. 206 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,885 MM? 207 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,221 OOH. 208 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,557 LOVELY. 209 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:35,395 PAPA, I JUST SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLANET IN THE SKY. 210 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,165 CALM DOWN. IT'S JUST A PLANET. 211 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,267 AND DON'T TOUCH THAT TELESCOPE. 212 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,835 IT'S FAMILY HEIRLOOM. 213 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,271 WE'RE GONNA SELL IT SOON. 214 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,780 YES, PAPA. 215 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:59,787 THAT PLANET SHOULD BE VISIBLE ANY MINUTE NOW. 216 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,122 THERE YOU ARE, JACK. 217 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,523 IT'S POPS. 218 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,925 I NEED YOU TO COME DOWN TO THE TIKIHUT WITH ME. 219 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,294 I GOT TO CONVINCE SOME INVESTORS THAT I'M A FAMILY MAN. 220 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,962 HOP IN. 221 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,397 MM. 222 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,267 OH. 223 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,038 YES, DADDY-O. 224 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,976 ALL RIGHT, PLANET, THIS TIME IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 225 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,879 THE TELESCOPE'S READY, THE DOOR IS LOCKED, 226 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:29,282 AND PAPA IS AT A BUSINESS RETREAT IN BORA BORA. 227 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,618 NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. 228 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,486 WHOA! 229 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,455 SORRY, SON. DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THERE. 230 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,990 WHAT ABOUT BORA BORA? 231 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,759 BORA BORING IS MORE LIKE IT! 232 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,062 BESIDES, I WANTED TO GET SOME WORK DONE AROUND THE HOUSE. 233 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,463 HYAH! 234 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,136 OH. 235 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,671 MAYBE NEXT TIME. 236 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,174 OKAY, SO THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR ASSIGNMENTS. 237 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,743 SO HOW ABOUT SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS, HUH? 238 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,179 SO -- WAIT. WHERE'S MUSCLE MAN? 239 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,313 I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE THAT -- 240 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,615 IS THAT FROM THE DOME GUYS? 241 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,917 WHAT DO THEY WANT THIS TIME? 242 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:08,255 EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN. LET ME CHECK IT. 243 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,290 "BE AT THE MEETING SOON. 244 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,493 GOT HELD UP IN MY OWN MORNING MEETING, 245 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,495 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 246 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,531 SINCERELY, MUSCLE MAN." 247 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,600 HEY, BENSON, DID YOU GET MY FAX? 248 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,169 DID YOU GET WHAT I MEANT? 249 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,339 THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TELL EVERYONE. 250 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,008 IT'S NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT, 251 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,309 BUT THE HOUSE IS INFESTED 252 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,178 WITH AN AGGRESSIVE STRAIN OF TERMITES... 253 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,445 UH... 254 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,481 ...THAT ARE JUST A LITTLE BIT POISONOUS. 255 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,018 ANYWAY, BECAUSE OF SECURITY REASONS, 256 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,287 THE DOME GUYS HAVE ARRANGED FOR THE EXTERMINATORS. 257 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,521 THEY'RE COMING TODAY, 258 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,323 AND THE HOUSE WILL BE TENTED TONIGHT. 259 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,358 SO, POPS, I'M SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, 260 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,527 BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP HERE TONIGHT. 261 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,896 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 262 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,965 BUT WE'VE GOT A RESERVATION FOR YOU AT SLEEP LODGE. 263 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,401 THEY'VE GOT A POOL, ON-CALL MASSEUSE, 264 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,702 24-HOUR BREAKFAST BAR. 265 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,171 FRANKLY, I WISH I WAS STAYING THERE. 266 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,206 WHAT ABOUT US? 267 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,874 WHERE ARE WE GONNA SLEEP? 268 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:01,909 YEAH, YOU GOT TO LEAVE. 269 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,476 AW, COME ON, BENSON! 270 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,878 YEAH, THAT'S NOT FAIR! 271 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:08,916 EXCUSE ME, BUT POPS AND I WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION! 272 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,417 BENSON, I CAN'T. 273 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:14,087 TONIGHT, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT THE PARK WITH AN OLD FRIEND. 274 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,355 REALLY? WHO? 275 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,557 WELL, I DON'T KNOW HER NAME EXACTLY, 276 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:22,395 BUT SHE'S VISIBLE VIA TELESCOPE ONCE EVERY 25 YEARS. 277 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,897 SHE'S PINK AND MADE OF ROCK 278 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,566 AND IS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILES WIDE. 279 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,601 WHO IS THIS GIANT, MAGIC WOMAN?! 280 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,570 A PLANET. HE'S TALKING ABOUT A PLANET. 281 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,072 MY FAVORITE PLANET. 282 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,775 I FELT A STRANGE CONNECTION TO HER MY ENTIRE LIFE. 283 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,612 IF I MISS HER TONIGHT, I MIGHT NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. 284 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,181 CAN'T WE "RESHEDULE"? 285 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:46,086 SORRY, POPS, THERE'S NO WAY TO RESHE-- RESKE-- DANG. 286 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,254 RESCHEDULE. 287 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,588 THERE'S NO WAY TO RESCHEDULE. 288 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,423 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVEN'T DONE IN A WHILE? 289 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,525 TRY TO MAKE TRIPLE-FRIED CORN DOGS? 290 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,427 NO, DUDE. CAMPING. 291 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,728 HOW FUN WOULD IT BE 292 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:56,964 IF THE THREE OF US CAMPED OUT TONIGHT 293 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,398 AND LOOKED AT THAT PLANET WITH POPS? 294 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,101 THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ENCHANTING IDEA. 295 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,871 SO...YOU DON'T WANT YOUR HOTEL ROOM ANYMORE? 296 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:05,705 NO. 297 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,074 OKAY. I'LL TAKE IT THEN. 298 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:10,143 ROUGHING IT WILL SUIT US JUST FINE, THANK YOU. 299 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,611 NOW, IF YOU ALL DON'T MIND, 300 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,814 I'VE GOT A DATE WITH THAT 24-HOUR BREAKFAST BAR. 301 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,584 * STARS * YEAH 302 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,286 * WE'RE LOOKING AT STARS * YEAH 303 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,487 * SO MANY STARS 304 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,122 * HOW MANY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE? * 305 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,957 MILLIONS? 306 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,425 BILLIONS? 307 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,893 * PROBABLY TRILLIONS 308 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,962 * BUT I'M BETTIN' IT'S ZILLIONS * 309 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,630 * FLOATING IN THE MILKY WAY 310 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,432 * MILLIONS OF LIGHT-YEARS AWAY 311 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,900 * WHAT IS A STAR, ANYWAY? 312 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,169 * THEY'RE BIG BALLS OF GASSSS * 313 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,906 GAS BALLS. 314 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,410 YES, STARS ARE GREAT. 315 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,145 BUT NOW BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING 316 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,948 BEFORE YOU INTERRUPTED ME WITH THAT REALLY LONG SONG. 317 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:53,786 THE UNIVERSE IS FILLED WITH BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF STARS. 318 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:57,824 MANKIND HAS BEEN LOOKING TO THE SKIES FOR GENERATIONS 319 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:02,029 AND NOTICING BEAUTIFUL PICTURES KNOWN AS CONSTELLATIONS, 320 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:09,469 LIKE URSA MAJOR, URSA MINOR, AND ORION'S BREAKFAST. 321 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,038 Both: WHOA! 322 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,505 NORMALLY I HATE LEARNING ABOUT STUFF, 323 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,174 BUT THIS IS PRETTY ALL RIGHT, POPS. 324 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:18,545 WELL, BOYS, I'D SAY IT'S ABOUT TIME WE SET UP THE TELESCOPE. 325 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,615 WHOA. THAT'S AWESOME. 326 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,184 THIS IS LIKE A REAL TELESCOPE. 327 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,287 YEAH. WE HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO INTO ASTRONOMY. 328 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,489 YES, I REALLY DO LOVE IT. 329 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,691 YOU KNOW, IT'S QUITE AMAZING. 330 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,528 WITH THIS SIMPLE DEVICE, YOU CAN SEE PLANETS AND STARS 331 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,365 TOO FAR AWAY TO REACH ON YOUR OWN. 332 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,866 AND THAT VIEWING EXPERIENCE 333 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,469 CAN HELP YOU PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE. 334 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,970 TOTALLY. 335 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,873 I'VE HAD A FASCINATION WITH THIS PARTICULAR PLANET 336 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,309 SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT. 337 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,645 IT SHOULD APPEAR RIGHT THERE. 338 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,215 I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW HER TO YOU. 339 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,918 AND NOW FOR THE FINAL AND ARGUABLY MOST IMPORTANT 340 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,588 PIECE OF THE VIEWING EXPERIENCE. 341 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,889 OH, DEAR! 342 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:03,890 WHAT'S WRONG? 343 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,993 IT SEEMS I'VE MISPLACED THE EYEPIECE. 344 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,196 IT MUST BE IN MY ROOM, WHERE I WAS CLEANING IT 345 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,431 IN PREPARATION FOR TONIGHT'S VIEWING. 346 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:15,368 I'M AFRAID WITHOUT THE EYEPIECE, THE TELESCOPE IS USELESS. 347 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,769 Both: AW, MAN! 348 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:20,073 WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FLUTTER ON IN 349 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:23,843 LIKE A MURDER OF CRAFTY CROWS AND BRING IT BACK TO OUR NEST. 350 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,945 SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO YOUR ROOM TO GET THE EYEPIECE? 351 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,247 PRECISELY! 352 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:31,218 HMM. MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK WITH BENSON, SEE IF IT'S OKAY. 353 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,756 WAITRESS, MORE BUTTER. 354 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,759 HE DIDN'T ANSWER, SO I GUESS IT'S FINE. 355 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:48,635 WHOA. THOSE MUST BE SOME CRAZY TERMITES. 356 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,976 YEAH. I DON'T THINK WE'RE GETTING IN THERE. 357 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,116 I GUESS THE DOME GUYS ARE FIXING THE PORCH? 358 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,318 HEY, POPS, IS THAT THE PLANET? 359 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,953 YES, IT IS. 360 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:12,159 WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR BEFORE SHE FADES AWAY FOR ANOTHER 25 YEARS. 361 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,226 Both: WHAT?! 362 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,761 I DIDN'T KNOW WE ONLY HAD AN HOUR. 363 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,995 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 364 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:16,996 HMM. 365 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,300 PERHAPS SKIPS WILL HAVE AN IDEA. 366 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,669 DOESN'T SEEM LIKELY, BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 367 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,805 AH, HERE WE GO. 368 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,575 THANK YOU, SKIPS. I KNEW YOU WOULD -- 369 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,842 OH, WAIT. 370 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,678 THIS IS JUST AN ELECTRIC NOSE-HAIR TRIMMER. 371 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,481 OH, BOTHER. 372 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,748 SORRY, POPS. 373 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,517 I THOUGHT I HAD AN OLD EYEPIECE IN HERE, 374 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,918 BUT I CAN'T FIND IT. 375 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,321 GREAT. HOW ARE WE GONNA SEE POPS' PLANET NOW? 376 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,490 I GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 25 YEARS? 377 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,525 HMM. I SHOULD BE FREE. 378 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,327 THANK YOU FOR LOOKING, SKIPS, 379 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,129 BUT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ELSE WE CAN DO. 380 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:55,001 WELL, THERE'S THAT ABANDONED OBSERVATORY DEEP IN THE PARK. 381 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,337 IT'S BEEN OUT OF COMMISSION FOR QUITE A WHILE, 382 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,872 BUT THERE'S NO REASON WE COULDN'T MAKE IT WORK. 383 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,141 I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW THE WAY THERE. 384 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,276 SMASHING! 385 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,546 WE'LL BE MODERN-DAY ASTRONOMERS IN NO TIME. 386 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,947 AND I REALLY MEAN NO TIME, 387 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,782 BECAUSE THE PLANET WILL BE OUT OF VIEW SOON -- 388 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,718 VERY, VERY SOON. 389 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,557 MAN, THAT DUDE DOES NOT BREAK. 390 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,625 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 391 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,892 HE'S ALWAYS SUPER POSITIVE. 392 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,128 DO YOU KNOW ANYONE MORE POSITIVE THAN POPS? 393 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,196 BENSON? 394 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,868 BUT SERIOUSLY, THINK OF ALL THE STUFF 395 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,204 THAT SHOULD'VE SET POPS OFF, BUT HE TOTALLY KEPT HIS COOL. 396 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,405 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 397 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,207 LIKE, IF BENSON KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE, 398 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,375 I WOULD'VE BEEN FURIOUS. 399 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,376 HE DI KICK YOU OUT. 400 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,810 AND I WAS FURIOUS. 401 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,512 BUT POPS HAS BEEN A TROOPER THIS WHOLE TIME. 402 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,848 AS A GUY WITH A LOT OF RAGE JUST BELOW THE SURFACE, 403 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,182 I'M REALLY IMPRESSED. 404 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,217 HOW DOES HE DO IT? 405 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,386 I DON'T KNOW. JUST A POPS THING, I GUESS. 406 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,754 WE'RE HERE. 407 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,903 OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL TELESCOPE. 408 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,506 QUICKLY, SKIPS, LET'S SET IT UP. 409 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,575 Both: WHOA! 410 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,179 QUIT MESSING AROUND! 411 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,947 Both: SORRY. 412 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,919 I'VE GOT IT! 413 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,255 THE TELESCOPE'S READY! 414 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,222 AW, YEAH! 415 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,858 TIME TO LOOK AT THE PLANETS TIME! 416 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,963 OH, NO! 417 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,199 WHA...? 418 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,200 AAAH! 419 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,902 AAAAH! 420 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,207 I CAN'T MOVE. 421 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,475 WHAT IS THIS? 422 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:46,646 WE GOT TO BREAK THAT MECHANISM SOMEHOW. 423 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,750 MAYBE WE CAN CALL FOR HELP. 424 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,753 BUT THAT WILL TAKE TOO LONG. 425 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,555 SHE'S ALMOST OUT OF SIGHT. 426 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,426 SORRY, POPS, BUT AS LONG AS THAT GLOBE IS STILL ON, 427 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,261 WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA MISS SEEING YOUR PLANET. 428 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,933 IT'S NOT FAIR. 429 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,802 UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 430 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,304 WE'RE REALLY SORRY? 431 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:14,240 I'M NOT GOING TO WAIT ANOTHER MOMENT. 432 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,843 WE'RE GOING TO SEE MY PLANET. 433 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,413 DUDE, POPS, IT'S JUST A PLANET. 434 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,823 HUH? WHAT THE...? 435 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,985 HELLO AGAIN, OLD FRIEND. 436 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,987 I'VE MISSED YOU. 437 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,790 FELLOWS, COME HAVE A LOOK. 438 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,492 IT'S GLORIOUS. 439 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,660 WHAT...JUST HAPPENED? 440 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,863 I...HAVE NO IDEA.