HEY, FOLKS, JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT WE'RE 20 MINUTES OUT FROM OUR DESTINATION,
AND IT LOOKS LIKE SMOOTH SAILIN'.
SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.
WOW, HE'S A GREAT PILOT. OH, WOW.
MR. MORDECAI, SIR?
I JUST NEED YOUR APPROVAL ON THESE NEW LOGO DESIGNS.
I LOVE THEM. I PAINTED THEM.
THANK YOU, SIR. GREAT WORK, SIR.
Woman: ON BEHALF OF THE CREW,
WE'D JUST LIKE TO THANK OUR PILOT
AND CEO OF MORDECAI INTERNATIONAL AIRLINES --
MORDECAI,
FOR MAKING THE SKIES THAT MUCH SAFER
BY BEING SO RESPONSIBLE AND DEDICATED TO HIS JOB.
LET'S GIVE THREE CHEERS FOR MORDECAI!
All: MORDECAI!
MORDECAI!
Benson: MORDECAI!
MORDECAI!?
HELLO? HUH? WHAT?
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I JUST ASSIGNED YOU TO DO?
UH...
[ SCOFFS ] THE GUTTERS -- CLEAN THEM!
PAY ATTENTION NEXT TIME.
ANYWAY, THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP. [ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO?
YES, MR. MAELLARD!
UH, UH-HUH.
IMPORTANT PACKAGE?
TODAY?
BE THERE FROM 10:00 TO 12:00.
YES. A BIG RESPONSIBILITY. OF COURSE.
YES, WE'LL GET IT DONE, SIR.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] OKAY, CHANGE OF PLANS.
WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE TO SIGN
FOR AN IMPORTANT PACKAGE AT MR. MAELLARD'S MANSION.
YOU'LL HAVE TO BE THERE FROM 10:00 TO 12:00.
ANY TAKERS?
IMPORTANT? MANSION?
OH! OH! WE'LL DO IT!
ANYONE? ANY TAKERS?
MUSCLE MAN? HI FIVES?
SORRY, BUT WE'VE GOT A BRUNCH DATE WITH STARLA
AND MY INFREQUENTLY-SEEN GIRLFRIEND CELIA.
HER GLOBETROTTING LIFESTYLE
MAKES HER DIFFICULT TO GET AHOLD OF.
WE'LL GO! RIGHT HERE!
UH, SKIPS?
NO CAN DO.
GOT AN APPOINTMENT AT THE DMV.
BUT I STILL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE.
WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?
HELLO? WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE DMV.
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO IT.
OH, YOU CAN'T.
WE HAVE A SCHEDULED APPOINTMENT
TO PICK UP MY GRANDFATHER CLOCK FROM THE REPAIR STORE.
HEY BENSON, WE'LL DO IT. WE'LL DO IT, BENSON.
OH, FINE! YOU'RE ALL A DISAPPOINTMENT.
SORRY, WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. BUT I GOT TO BE IN LINE AT THE DMV!
MORDECAI AND RIGBY CAN PICK UP THE PACKAGE.
HERE'S THE KEY FOR THE DOOR,
AND HERE'S THE SECURITY CODE FOR THE FRONT GATE,
BUT YOU BETTER BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS JOB.
IT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY!
YOU'VE GOT TO STAY FOCUSED!
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY? HE SAID TO STAY F-O-C-U-S-E-D!
[ Rapping ] * "FOCUS" IS OUR MIDDLE NAME YOU BETTA' BELIEVE! *
[ Rapping ] * OUR BRAINS ARE WORKING OVERTIME TO GET WHAT WE NEED! *
* WE GOT PSYCHIC POWERS WITH OUR TELEKINESIS *
* YOU KNOW WE WILL BEAT THIS *
* WHEN THE ROBOT REVOLUTION COMES *
* YOU KNOW WE...
YOU CAN'T EVEN STAY FOCUSED
FOR YOUR OWN SONG!
JUST PICK UP THE PACKAGE!
5-0-0-2. [ KEYPAD BEEPING ]
WHOA! WHOA!
**
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
I ALWAYS FORGET HOW HUGE THIS PLACE IS.
WHOA! WHOA!
[ WHIP CRACKS ]
EH. EH.
[ TIGER ROARS ]
WHOA!! WHOA!!
THIS PLACE IS INSANE!
LOOK AT THIS FUTURISTIC PIANO!
[ "THE ENTERTAINER" PLAYS ]
HEY, RIGBY, CHECK OUT MY MEDIEVAL MOVES,
SIR RIGBY!
I THINK YOU MEAN, CAPTAIN RIGBY.
IT'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.
I GOT TO SAIL THIS MINI YACHT!
ARE YOU READY, CAPTAIN MORDECAI? CAPTAIN MORDECAI?
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
WE SHOULD GO WAIT OUTSIDE SO WE DON'T MISS THE PACKAGE.
GOT TO BE RESPONSIBLE. [ GROANS ] FINE.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
YEP. DON'T WANT TO MESS THIS UP.
DON'T WANT TO... DON'T WANT TO...
...MESS...THIS... ...MESS...THIS...
...UP... ...UP...
[ SNIFFING ] SOMETHING SMELLS AMAZING.
YEAH. I THINK IT'S COMING FROM THE GATE.
[ AIR HORN BLOWS ]
IT'S THE BUDDY BANH MI TRUCK,
OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
WHAT'S BANH MI? WHAT'S BANH MI?
IT'S A REALLY DELICIOUS VIETNAMESE SANDWICH!
COME ON DOWN!
AH, MAN, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
BUT THE DELIVERY TRUCK'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
DUDE, THERE'S NOBODY IN LINE!
WE'LL MAKE IT IN AND OUT -- TWO MINUTES, TOPS.
I MEAN IT IS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.
TRUST ME.
MM.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
TWO BANH MIs, PLEASE.
AH, CUSTOMERS. FINALLY! COMING RIGHT UP!
HEY, GUYS, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS SANDWICH!
I'LL BET YOU'RE NEVER SEEN A SANDWICH MADE LIKE THIS, HUH?
BUT THAT'S OUR THING HERE!
THE PATENTED "BUDDY BANH MI SYSTEM."
TWO PEOPLE TO ONE SANDWICH!
UP! CHOP! CHOP!
Why are they making the sandwich like that?
I don't know.
Let's never come back here ever again.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
DUDE! IT'S THE TRUCK! WE'RE GONNA MISS IT!
AAH! I HATE YOU, BUDDY SYSTEM!
UH, IT'S THE BUDDY BANH MI SYSTEM!
[ BOTH PANTING, GRUNTING ]
GIVE ME THE CODE!
I CAN'T FIND IT! SERIOUSLY?!
[ GROANS ]
[ KEYPAD BEEPING ]
[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
LET'S HOP THE FENCE! HERE, I'LL BOOST YOU!
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTS ]
[ PANTING ] OKAY, LET'S --
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HEY! WAIT! NO! STOP!
YOU MISSED IT?!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SIT THERE!
YOU DO THAT ALL-DAY ANYHOW,
SO WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT WHEN I TELL YOU TO?!
WE'RE SORRY, BENSON! WE --
JUST RESCHEDULE THE DELIVERY AND FIX THIS
OR YOU'RE FIRED!!
[ Phone slams ] I'D SAY THAT WAS ONLY ABOUT A 5 OUT OF 10
ON THE CHEWED-OUT SCALE.
NOT BAD.
LET'S LOOK UP THE NUMBER FOR THE DELIVERY COMPANY.
[ GRUNTS ]
OKAY. RESCHEDULE...
HERE WE GO.
[ CELLPHONE DIALING ]
CUSTOMER SERVICE.
HELLO. I NEED TO RESCHEDULE A DELIVERY
FOR 6932 RICHMONEY WAY.
WE ONLY JUST MISSED THE TRUCK,
SO COULDN'T HE TURN AROUND REAL QUICK?
IF YOU WERE SO CLOSE, HOW DID YOU MISS IT?
WE WERE WAITING IN LINE FOR BANH MI.
WHAT'S THAT? IT'S LIKE A VIETNAMESE SANDWICH!
[ SCOFFS ]
CAN YOU TURN DOWN THAT HOLD MUSIC?
THIS IS MY PERSONAL MUSIC.
It will arrive today between 2:00 and 4:00.
If you miss this one, it's going back to the sender.
I suggest you not wait for any sandwiches
during that time, sir. THANKS. BYE.
SO THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE TO GET THE PACKAGE?
OH...
IF WE MISS IT,
THAT'LL DEFINITELY BE A 10-OUT-OF-10 CHEW OUT.
WORSE THAN THAT -- WE'LL GET FIRED.
SO WE'VE GOT TO BE SERIOUS
AND WAIT AT THE DOOR FOR THE PACKAGE.
YEAH. SERIOUS.
WHEN IS THE DELIVERY WINDOW? TWO HOURS FROM NOW?
YEAH...? SO WE'LL BE SERIOUS IN TWO HOURS.
LET'S GO CHECK OUT MORE OF THE HOUSE!
WHAT? NO! WE'VE GOT TO BE RESPONSIBLE.
COME ON, WE'VE GOT ALL THAT TIME
TO GET THE IRRESPONSIBILITY OUT OF OUR SYSTEM!
THEN WHEN 2:00 HITS -- BOOM! ALL BUSINESS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY? OKAY.
BUT AS SOON AS IT'S 2:00... ...ALL BUSINESS.
**
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
**
[ THUD ]
[ TIGER ROARS ]
[ WHIRS ]
[ SPLAT ]
AHH! AHH!
RIGBY, WHAT'RE WE DOING?
WE'RE HANGING OUT ON A MANSION, WEARING SUITS OF ARMOR,
DRINKING SODAS -- THE USUAL.
NO, I MEAN WITH OUR LIVES MAN.
THIS? THIS IS REALLY DUMB.
I THOUGHT WE COULD HANDLE MORE RESPONSIBILITY,
BUT WE JUST ENDED UP GOOFING OFF THE FIRST CHANCE WE GOT.
RELAX! WE'LL GET IT TOGETHER!
REMEMBER OUR SONG FROM EARLIER?
* YOU GOT TO FOCUS
* YOU GOT TO FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FOCUS *
THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW IT WENT! IT WAS A RAP!
[ GROANS ] IF WE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS,
HOW ARE WE EVER GONNA OWN OUR OWN AIRLINE?
WAIT, WHAT? [ SIGHS ] NEVER MIND.
WHAT ABOUT YOU? DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR AFTER YOU GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL?
I DON'T KNOW. I NEVER THINK THAT FAR AHEAD.
BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT THE FUTURE.
YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO FIGURE IT OUT.
IT'S NOT LIKE THE PARK'S GOING ANYWHERE.
BUT MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
I MEAN, WE'VE HAD THIS JOB FOR...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG.
I JUST WONDER... IS THIS IT?
IS THIS THE BEST WE CAN DO?
MM...NO?
[ SLURPS ] [ SIGHS ]
[ SPARKLES ]
IT'S 1:50.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO WAIT BY THE DOOR.
THE PACKAGE WILL BE HERE SOON.
WHOA! 10 O'CLOCK!
UH, I JUST SAID IT'S 1:50.
NO, DUDE! THE PACKAGE! 10 O'CLOCK!
**
DUDE, WE CAN'T MISS THIS AGAIN.
WE GOT TO GET DOWN THERE.
[ GRUNTS ] AW, MAN!
WE'RE LOCKED OUT, DUDE! WHOA, CHILL!
I GOT A PLAN.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
UGH, FORGET IT! WE GOT TO GO!
[ SIREN CONTINUES ]
Woman: BREACH DETECTED.
RELEASING GUARD DOGS.
[ SIREN CONTINUES ]
[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
[ DOGS SNARL ]
[ BOTH PANTING ]
WHY ARE WE STILL WEARING THESE?
[ DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
Mordecai: KEEP GOING!
WHOA!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
AAH!
RIGBY! ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH. THEY'RE JUST SORT OF LICKING MY FACE
BUT IT'S STILL REALLY SCARY.
THE TRUCK!
I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
AAH!
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
LOOK OUT! [ GASPS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH, DOGS BARK ]
PARACHUTES?
ALL RIGHT, DUDE, ON THE COUNT OF THREE,
WE HIT THE BUTTON. READY?
LET'S DO IT.
Both: WHOA!
ONE! TWO!
[ CRASHES ]
[ BOTH GROAN ]
[ WHOOSHES ]
**
[ BOTH PANTING ]
STOP! WAIT! WE'RE HERE!
PACKAGE FOR MR. MAELLARD.
YES! YES!
YES!! YES!!
YES. I GUESS.
Mr. Maellard: HELLO? ANYONE HERE?
UH, YEAH, WE'RE HERE, MR. MAELLARD.
WE GOT YOUR PACKAGE! OH, GOOD, GOOD!
I SIMPLY COULDN'T WAIT ANOTHER DAY.
A BANH MI -- FRESH FROM VIETNAM! Both: WHAT?
YOU SEE...A BANH MI IS A TYPE OF SANDWICH.
Both: WE KNOW!
WELL, YOU BOYS DID A BANG UP JOB
GETTING THIS FOR ME.
YOU'RE REALLY GOING PLACES...
LIKE HOME.
GO HOME.
**
[ BELL RINGS ] -I CANNOT WAIT FOR FROM.
OH, I KNOW. I HOPE ALVY ASKS ME.
EW! ALVY SCIMMELPHENING?
WHAT? I THINK HE'S CUTE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, RIGBY?
DID YOU ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO PROM? -YEAH.
WAS IT ROMANTIC?
IT WAS TOTALLY ROMANTIC.
**
HEY, YOU WANNA GO WITH ME TO PROM?
LIKE, AS A CHAPERONE?
-NO, AS MY DATE. -OH, TOTALLY.
I NEVER GOT TO GO SINCE NO ONE EVER ASKED ME.
NICE.
All: AWW!
SO, WHAT KIND OF RIDE WE TALKING HERE?
LIMO? HOG? HOT ROD? WHAT?
OH, UH, WE'RE JUST GONNA TAKE THE BUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
GOOD ONE, BRO.
IF SOMEBODY ACTUALLY SHOWED UP IN A BUS,
THEY'D LOOK LIKE SUCH A LOSER.
MAN, RIGBY'S JOKES ARE SO GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY ] YEP. JUST ANOTHER ONE OF MY JOKES.
HEY, SKIPS. CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR FOR PROM?
IT'S A VAN. AND NO.
HMM...LET ME THINK. NO!
-NO. -RIGBY, YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE A CAR.
SURE, ANYTHING FOR MY BIG BRO.
GIVE ME SOME SUGAR FIRST!
[ SIGHS ]
MM. THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEMO.
YOU TOTALED MY CAR LAST WEEK.
AAH! YOU MEAN I JUST GAVE YOU SUGAR FOR NOTHING?
YEAH. I'VE BEEN RIDING THE OLD "RECUMBO" TO WORK EVERY DAY.
I GOT TO SAY, IT'S WORKING MIRACLES ON MY CALVES.
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, GREAT. YOU WERE MY LAST SHOT.
THERE GOES PROM. THANKS FOR NOTHING.
HEY, HEY. HEY, HOLD UP.
THERE'S STILL SOMEONE YOU COULD ASK.
NO.
-BRO... -NO!
No! -BRO --
WOULD YOU TWO PIPE DOWN?!
I'M TRYING TO POLISH MY PICTURE OF MY PRIZED CAR!
WHAT A SURPRISE FOR YOU BOYS TO DROP IN.
"DROP IN." HA!
YOU REALLY THINK RIGBY WOULD JUST COME TO DINNER?
I KNOW YOU JUST NEED SOMETHING.
OH, HUSH, SHERM. SO, HOW ARE THINGS AT WORK?
GREAT! WE JUST PICKED UP CHEEZERS AS A NEW CLIENT.
THAT'S OUR DONNY!
I ATE AT CHEEZERS YESTERDAY.
THAT WAS A GOOD UPDATE, DON.
[ MUNCHING ]
YEAH, SO, ANYWAY...
I JUST GOT ALL MY CREDITS FOR HIGH SCHOOL.
YEP. GETTING READY TO GRADUATE.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
MOVING UP. ACCOMPLISHING STUFF.
[ GRUNTS ] IN FACT, I'M, UH, ACTUALLY GOING TO PROM...
WITH EILEEN. YOU KNOW EILEEN.
YEAH, AND?
THAT'S IT. [ GRUNTS ]
AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD BORROW YOUR CAR.
[ Laughs ] OH!
THERE IT IS. NOW IT COMES OUT.
SEE, BARBARA? OF COURS HE NEEDS SOMETHING.
NO! YOU CANNOT BORROW MY PRIZED 1964 LUXURY SEDAN!
AAH! THIS IS SO TYPICAL!
YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT DUMB CAR THAN YOU CARE ABOUT ME!
THAT'S IT! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
FINE!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
SO, DON, YOU READY FOR SOME DESSERT?
[ SIGHS ]
RIGBY, YOU KNOW THIS IS A WALK-IN CLOSET NOW.
I KNOW.
I BROUGHT SOME TISSUES.
I'M NOT CRYING.
OH, GOOD.
[ SIGHS ]
WHY DOES DAD STILL HAVE TO BE SUCH A JERK ALL THE TIME?
IT'S JUST, NEITHER ME OR EILEEN WENT TO PROM,
AND I WANT TO MAKE IT SPECIAL.
HMM... ALL RIGHT.
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. -[ GASPS ]
NO SCRATCHES, AND I'M NOT INVOLVED.
THANKS, MOM.
YOU SHOW THAT GIRL A GOOD TIME.
I WILL, MOM.
**
WOW! HYDRANGEA MACROPHYLLA -- MY FAVORITE.
WHOA. WHO LENT YOU THAT THING?
MY DAD. PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?
WOW. THAT WAS NICE OF HIM.
LET'S GO CRAZY LIKE TEENS!
[ CHUCKLES ] BUT NOT TOO CRAZY, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE OF MY DAD'S CAR.
HMM?
NOW, BE CAREFUL.
COME ON. LET'S HAVE FUN!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
-HEY, RIGBONE. -YEAH, JABLONSKI?
A BUNCH OF US ARE GONNA GO HANG OUT AT LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN.
SEE YOU THERE.
COOL.
OOH, LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN.
THAT SOUNDS FUN, HUH? HMM?
LET'S GO GET THE CAR!
THE CAR...
OH, RIGHT.
ARGH! DARN TINY TV!
CAN'T FIX IT!
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER, THE BIG TV DOWNSTAIRS?
SHERM, I CAN'T HELP BUT HEAR SOME METAPHORS
IN YOUR INSANE RANTING.
BARB, YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH THIS PSYCHOBABBLE.
I'M GONNA GO GET MY 318.
RIGBY!
ARE YOU OKAY? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STEWING.
RIGBY, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE STEWING ABOUT.
MY DAD DIDN'T LOAN ME THE CAR.
WHAT? YOU DIDN'T... STEAL IT, DID YOU?
NO, MY MOM GAVE ME THE KEYS.
BUT IT'S MY DAD, YOU KNOW?
HE DOESN'T TRUST ME WITH ANYTHING.
I WAS HOPING HE'D FINALLY BE READY TO SEE ME AS A REAL PERSON.
IT'S ALWAYS DON, CAR, EVERYTHING ELSE, ME.
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. MY MOM CAN GET PUSHY, TOO.
BUT SHE STILL CARES. I'M SURE YOUR DAD CARES, TOO.
THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT TO HIM THAN YOUR HAPPINESS.
[ ALL GASP ] -WHERE'S MY CAR?!
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME!
[ PANTING ] WHERE'S RIGBY?!
[ PANTING ] YOU SEEN RIGBY?!
I'M HIS FATHER!
HE'S THE GROWN ADULT WHO GOES TO SCHOOL!
USELESS!
WHERE'S RIGBY?! -WHO LET A HOMELESS GUY IN HERE?
I'M HIS FATHER!
Woman: HE'S NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...
I'M HIS FATHER!
WHERE'S RIGBY?
RIGBY WAS HERE?
UGH, I GIVE HIM ALL HIS CREDITS
AND I STILL CAN'T GET RID OF HIM?!
Both: I CAN'T STAND HIM!
AAAAAH!
SO, DO YOU LIKE PROM?
WHERE'S RIGBY?! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
OH, PLEASE BE CAREFUL. THIS IS MY DAD'S SUIT.
HE CHERISHES IT, BUT HE LET ME BORROW IT JUST FOR TONIGHT
BECAUSE HE REALLY, REALLY LOVES ME.
YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE! WHERE'S MY SON?!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I THINK HE AND THE GUYS WENT TO LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN.
[ Growling ] TAKE ME THERE.
[ THUD! ]
-YES, THIS NEVER GETS OLD!
[ GRUNTS ]
DO YOU EVER LOOK OUT AT THE NIGHT SKY
AND THINK ABOUT HOW EACH ONE OF THOSE STARS
REPRESENTS THE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES OF OUR LIVES?
WHY, YES, TONY, I DO.
SHOVE IT, TONY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YO, RIGBY, SWEET WHEELS. THEY YOURS, BRO?
-UH... [ ENGINE REVS ]
NO, THEY'RE MY WHEELS! [ GROWLS ]
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
I'M TAKING BACK MY STOLEN CAR FROM MY NO-GOOD SON!
WHY IS RIGBY'S DAD IN HIS UNDERWEAR?
YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY CAR.
YOU TWO, GET IN. PROM IS OVER!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] -AAH!
BYE, RIGBY.
UH, GOOD LUCK, MAN.
[ TIRES SQUEAL, ENGINE REVS ]
RIGBY...
[ Laughing menacingly ] OH, RIGBY.
EILEEN, CLOSE YOUR EARS.
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A LIAR AND LOSER,
BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D BE A THIEF.
I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.
SEEMS LIKE EVERY DAY YOU FIND SOME NEW WAY TO MESS UP OUR LIVES.
AND NOW YOU'VE FOUND SOMEONE NEW TO MESS UP THEIR LIFE, TOO!
WHAT?
YOU HEARD ME!
LOOK OUT!
[ TIRES SCREECH ] -AAAAH!
[ BOTH STAMMERING ]
[ CRASH! ]
OH, NO! OH, NO!
NO! AAH!
I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND TAKE THESE OFF NOW.
RIGBY!
OH, NO. THIS IS REALLY HIGH.
DAD, GIVE ME THE WHEEL!
RIGBY, NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO -- AAH! RIGBY!
AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE WINDSHIELD.
DAD, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
DAD, I DO STUFF LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. JUST LET ME HELP.
OF COURSE YOU DO STUFF LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
[ GASPING ] IT'S, UH...UH...
IT'S YOUR FAULT WE'RE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
[ STAMMERS ]
DAD, STOP! IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF I EVER GET A BIG JOB OR MY G.E.D.
YOU'RE STILL NEVER GONNA TRUST ME, AND THAT'S ON YOU!
YOU'RE SO FOCUSED ON YOUR CAR, YOU NEVER NOTICED ME GROWING UP.
ALSO, IT'S TOTALLY YOUR FAULT 'CAUSE YOU WERE THE ONE DRIVING
AND YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE ROAD!
NOW, GIVE ME THE WHEEL!
NO, IT'S MY CAR! YOU'LL CRASH IT!
[ GRUNTS ] GIVE IT!
[ GRUNTS ]
EILEEN, YOU, TOO?
I'M DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SIR.
[ GRUNTS ] -NO!
-THANKS, EILEEN. -[ GASPING ]
I PROMISE I WON'T MESS THIS UP.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
AAH! GO LEFT! GO LEFT!
AAH! NOT RIGHT! AAH!
All: WHOA!
[ THUD! ]
[ CHEERING ]
AAH!
HUH?
UH... [ LAUGHS ]
GO, GO, GO!
[ SCRAPE! ]
[ RUMBLING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ THUDDING ]
[ GROANS ]
RIGBY...
[ GASPS ] THE CAR!
FORGET ABOUT THE CAR. ARE YOU OKAY?
UM, YEAH.
EILEEN, YOU OKAY?
YEAH.
EILEEN, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME?
OH, RIGBY!
THAT WAS THE BEST AND ONLY PROM I'VE EVER BEEN TO!
WHAT YOU DID BACK THERE WAS REALLY IMPRESSIVE, RIGBY.
I MEAN, IT SHOWED INITIATIVE.
MAYBE YOU HAVE CHANGED.
SO, UH...I GUESS YOU CAN BORROW THE CAR WHENEVER YOU WANT.
THANKS, DAD.
THOUGH, I PROBABLY SHOULD GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE FIRST.
[ CRASH! ]