-SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH! -AHEM.
THANKS FOR COMING, GUYS.
AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS A BIG DAY FOR ME.
I'VE BEEN HERE AT THE PARK FOR A LONG TIME NOW.
I'VE SPENT A GOOD CHUNK OF MY LIFE UP IN THAT ROOM,
BUT IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE.
YOU DON'T GROW BY STANDING STILL.
I'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE...
TO TRAMPY -- THE TRAMPOLINE THAT I SLEEP ON. [ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
I JUST HAD TO SAY, "RIGBY, YOU'RE A MAN NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE."
ALSO, I WON A SWEET NEW BED
IN THE 82nd ANNUAL "HOTDOG HORF" THIS WEEKEND.
WHAT WILL BECOME OF OLD TRAMPY?
I'M GONNA SEND HER OFF IN STYLE.
DOES ANYONE WANT TO SAY A FEW WORDS?
CAN WE WRAP THIS UP?
THERE'S LOT OF PIPES IN THE PARK THAT NEED SNAKING.
RIGHT. SURE.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
[ GRUNTING ]
WHOA.
[ SIGHS ]
IN STYLE!
[ MURMURING ]
DID YOU -- DID HE --
[ APPLAUSE ]
YOU READY? -AS I'LL EVER BE.
FAREWELL, OLD FRIEND.
AHH.
NEW BEGINNINGS, RIGHT, MORDECAI?
SORRY THE BED'S SO BIG. -IT'S COOL.
AT LEAST IT SMELLS BETTER THAN TRAMPY. NIGHT, DUDE.
GOOOOOD NIGHT.
[ YAWNS ]
MM.
HMM.
DIDN'T REALLY TAKE.
[ YAWNS ]
HUH.
NO.
[ GROANS ]
[ GROANING ]
[ MUFFLED GROANING ]
CAN'T...GET...COMFORTABLE.
DON'T PANIC, RIGBY. IT'S JUST A NEW EXPERIENCE.
YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
[ Voice breaking ] TRAMPY. I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
[ GARBAGE TRUCK BEEPING ] [ SCREAMS ]
WAIT! STOP!
[ PANTING ]
STOP!
NO SECOND CHANCES.
[ CRIES ] TRAMPY.
NO!
[ GROANS ]
DUDE, THE GARBAGE MAN PROBABLY JUST DIDN'T SEE YOU.
HE SAW ME. I SAW HIM SEE ME.
MORDECAI, YOU GOT TO HELP ME GET IT BACK.
NO WAY.
-OH, PLEASE. -NO.
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
UGH. FINE. I'LL GO GET THE KART.
HI, SIR. WE NEED TO GO IN THERE SO I CAN GET MY TRAMPOLINE BACK.
WELL, WELL. THREW AWAY SOMETHING DEAR TO YOU
WITHOUT THINKING IT THROUGH, DID YOU?
YEAH. SO CAN WE GO IN, OR...
YOU'LL FIND YOUR TRAMPOLINE
AT THE VERY TIP OF GARBAGE MOUNTAIN IN ZIGGY'S SHACK.
BUT BEWARE! THERE ARE MANY PITFALLS ALONG THE WAY,
AND ZIGGY DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO VISITORS.
FIND YOUR ITEM AND ESCAPE BEFORE SUNDOWN,
OR FACE GRAVE CONSEQUENCES.
WHY SUNDOWN?
LIABILITY. IT'S A UNION THING.
FINE. JUST LET US IN. CAN WE JUST COME IN?
OH, THAT'S NOT UP TO ME. THAT'S A JOB FOR THE GATEKEEPER.
[ BOTH GROAN ]
THROUGH THIS GATE YOU TWO CAN GO,
IF THE ANSWER TO THIS RIDDLE YOU KNOW.
DUDE, LOOK. LET'S JUST GO THROUGH THAT HOLE IN THE FENCE.
H-HEY, HEY! DON'T YOU DO THAT!
Y-YOU'RE LUCKY I'M TRAPPED IN THIS GATE!
[ GRUNTS ] IT SMELLS LIKE MUSCLE MAN'S COUCH CUSHIONS.
Both: WHOOOOA!
THIS IS THE HUGEST DUMP I'VE EVER SEEN.
EH, I'VE SEEN BIGGER.
SO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
[ SIGHS ] WE START WALKING.
SHEESH, DID OUR TOWN MAKE ALL OF THIS?
AW, COME ON!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
[ GROANS ] WE'RE WALKING IN CIRCLES.
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
WE'VE PASSED THIS STUPID OLD CAN OF CORN FIVE TIMES.
WHO YOU CALLING OLD, YOU JERK?
[ GASPS ]
DUDE. THAT CAN JUST TALKED.
YOU'RE DARN RIGHT, I DID!
AND I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING KICKED AROUND LIKE GARBAGE.
I MEAN, I LITERALLY AM GARBAGE, BUT I STILL DON'T APPRECIATE IT.
GEEZ, SORRY, MAN.
WE'RE JUST HERE TO GET MY TRAMPOLINE BACK.
I THREW IT OUT BY ACCIDENT. -GET IT BACK?!
I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS REALIZE HOW THIS PLACE WORKS.
ZIGGY AIN'T GONNA ALLOW THAT.
HUH? WHO'S THIS ZIGGY GUY? THE KING OF THE DUMP?
YEAH, AND HE'LL MESS YOU UP.
I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU GUYS. THIS PLACE SUCKS.
YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR LOSSES AND GO HOME.
NO WAY! NOT WITHOUT TRAMPY.
WAIT. YOU LIVE HERE, RIGHT?
COULDN'T YOU JUST TAKE US TO ZIGGY?
ME? W-W-WHOA, THERE.
I GOT, UH -- I GOT TO GO.
GOOD LUCK!
[ BIRD CAWING ] -FINE!
THE ONLY CAN WE NEED IS OUR CAN-DO ATTITUDE.
COME ON, MAN. WE'RE GONNA FIND TRAMPY WITH OR WITHOUT HIM.
HE LOOKS MAD. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF HE GETS HERE?
-QUIET! -WHOA!
THEY'LL NEVER MAKE IT PAST THE FROZEN CAVES.
MAN, WHAT KIND OF DUMP HAS CAVES?
Both: WHOOOOA!
LOOK AT ALL THESE BROKEN TVs.
-BROKEN? -WE'RE PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL, THANK YOU.
-YEAH! PERFECTLY! -BLAME OUR OWNERS.
THEY LEFT US ON TOO LONG AND BURNED THESE IMAGES INTO US.
THEY THEY DISCARDED US.
-SORRY. -WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DISTURB YOU.
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO ZIGGY'S SHACK.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO GET THERE? WE'RE LOST.
OF COURSE WE KNOW THE WAY.
YEAH, BUT ZIGGY'D BE REAL MAD IF WE TOLD YOU.
UNLESS YOU CAN ANSWER THESE THREE QUESTIONS.
UGH. ANOTHER RIDDLE? FINE.
QUESTION 1 -- WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL --
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
WHOO! DO NOT GO IN THERE, EVERYBODY.
[ LAUGHS ] OH, HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO ZIGGY'S SHACK.
OH, SURE. YOU JUST SCOOT THROUGH THE SECRET TUNNEL IN THE BACK OF THE CAVE.
THEN IT'S A HOP, SKIP, AND A JUMP UP GARBAGE MOUNTAIN ROAD. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.
UGH. YOU BLEW IT, GARY! COME ON!
WE'VE REHEARSED THIS RIDDLE A MILLION TIMES!
GEEZ, GROW UP, YOU GUYS!
**
GRR! UGH!
DUDE, THE SUN'S ALMOST DOWN.
AH, WE'RE SO CLOSE!
THE SHACK'S RIGHT PAST THAT GATE!
UGH! OLD SPAGHETTI?
Both: AAH!
OOF!
[ GROWLS ]
AAAAAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
HUH? WHERE ARE WE?
Both: CORNY!
DUDE, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. CAN YOU HELP?
UH -- I -- I WANT TO,
BUT ZIGGY ALWAYS SAYS, "NO SECOND CHANCES."
PLEASE. TRAMPY WAS LIKE FAMILY TO ME.
I JUST REALIZED IT TOO LATE. CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
**
FAMILY. [ SNIFFLES ]
I KNOW A SHORTCUT. LET'S GO.
WHOOOOA! LOOK AT ALL THESE TRAMPOLINES.
I GUESS THEY REALLY WERE A FAD.
NO. NO. NO! WHERE IS IT?
Ziggy: LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?
TRAMPY! GIVE IT BACK, ZIGGY. IT'S MINE!
WAS YOURS!
All: NO SECONDS CHANCES!
SIR. PLEASE, HEAR HIM OUT!
SILENCE, TRASH!
AAH!
CORNY!
YOU MONSTER!
YOU'RE THE TRASH, ZIGGY!
YOU WOULDN'T BE SO TOUGH WITHOUT YOUR MINIONS.
YOU REALLY WANT TRAMPY SO BADLY.
IF YOU WANT THE THING FOR WHICH YOU CAME,
YOU MUST DEFEAT ME IN A GAME.
[ FINGERS SNAP ]
RIGBY!
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
IN ORDER TO RECLAIM YOUR TRASH, NO MISSTEPS, OR YOU'LL BE ASH.
IT'S AN EASY GAME, RIGBY.
IF YOU CROSS THE FINISH LINE FIRST, YOU CAN KEEP TRAMPY.
IF YOU FALL, YOU'LL RELINQUISH IT TO ME.
ALSO, YOU'LL BE INCINERATED.
YOU'RE ON.
[ POP! ]
**
FALL!
AAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
WHAT? BURN!
WHOA.
NO! AAAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
TRAMPY!
I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN, NO MATTER HOW BAD MY BACK GETS.
RIGBY! DUDE, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
[ GROANS ] -ZIGGY?!
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, RIGBY. NO SECOND CHANCES.
DUDE, I JUST WATCHED YOU FALL TO YOUR DEATH!
YOU'RE LITERALLY TAKING A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE RIGHT HERE.
THAT DOESN'T COUNT. DID I GET A SECOND CHANCE
WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY THREW MY PORTABLE CASSETTE PLAYER AWAY
20 YEARS AGO? NO!
AND DID I GET A SECOND CHANCE WHEN I BROKE INTO THE DUMP
AND THEY CAUGHT ME
AND THE JUDGE MADE ME LIVE IN THE DUMP AS PUNISHMENT?
NO!
WAIT, THEY MADE YOU LIVE AT THE DUMP?
FOR 20 YEARS?
WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT WAS JUST FOR ONE NIGHT,
LIKE A "SCARED STRAIGHT!" THING.
BUT I GOT USED TO IT.
NOW, HAND OVER TRAMPY BEFORE I MAKE YOUR FRIEND
ANOTHER TRAMPOLINE-SAFETY STATISTIC.
[ GROANING ] RIGBY!
GIVE ME YOUR BELOVED BED, OR I WILL CRUSH YOUR BEST FRIEND.
HEY, ZIGGY. CAN IT!
CORNY!
I'VE WANTED TO DO THAT FOR 20 YEARS.
[ WHISTLES ]
Both: OH!
OW, OOH, OH! OUCH. OOH!
[ GARBAGE TRUCK BEEPING ]
DUDE, CORNY, YOU SAVED US.
IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO REPAY YOU?
ONE WORD -- RECYCLE.
[ SNORING ]
Benson: ALL RIGHT, MORDECAI AND RIGBY, RAKE THE LEAVES.
MUSCLE MAN, THE MAN WITH THE MUSCLE,
I'VE GOT THE USUAL FOR YOU.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
FIRST I NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE...
IN THE ENTIRE PARK.
NEXT I NEED YOU TO REPAVE THE SIDEWALK.
MAKE SURE NOT TO GET ANY CEMENT ON YOU.
I HEAR IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET OFF.
[ SQUEALS, GROANS ]
NEXT I WANT YOU TO PLOW THE FIELD
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA INSTALL THE NEW SPRINKLER SYSTEM.
I RENTED YOU A TRENCHER. IT SHOULD BE EASY TO USE.
CONNECT ALL THE GALVANIZED STEEL PIPES.
THEY SHOULD BE PRETTY LIGHT FOR YOU.
PUT THEM INTO PLACE, BURY THEM,
AND THAT SHOULD BE IT.
FOR THE FIRST HALF OF THE DAY, THAT IS.
[ SQUEALS, GROANS ]
OHH, SO MUCH RAKING.
YEAH, TWO WHOLE BAGS OF LEAVES!
I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY ARMS.
[ GROANS ]
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, ANOTHER BUSY DAY AHEAD OF US.
MUSCLE MAN, YOU KNOW THAT SPRINKLER SYSTEM YOU INSTALLED?
[ GASPS ] IT WORKS GREAT.
[ SIGHS ] IN FACT,
I NEED YOU TO INSTALL THREE MORE.
THAT SHOULD BE EASY FOR YOU. RIGHT, BIG GUY?
[ SCREAMS ] IT'S NOT FAIR!
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH THE HARD JOBS?
WELL, YOU ARE THE STRONG ONE.
I MEAN YOU ARE CALLED "MUSCLE MAN."
IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU? JUST A MUSCLE MAN?
WHY DOESN'T SKIPS DO THE HARD JOBS?
HE'S STRONG.
SURE HE IS, BUT HE'S ALSO SMART.
BY THE WAY, SKIPS,
I NEED YOU TO HELP ME WITH MY TAXES TODAY.
OH, SO HE GETS A CUSHY DESK JOB
WHILE I GET STUCK WITH MANUAL LABOR?
HEY, I'M GOOD WITH NUMBERS.
WELL, GUESS WHAT? I'M SICK OF THIS JOB,
AND I'M SICK OF EVERYONE JUST USING ME FOR MY BODY.
I'M GONNA PROVE TO YOU ALL
THAT I'M JUST AS SMART AS I AM STRONG.
I'M GONNA LEAVE THE PARK AND GET AN OFFICE JOB.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YEAH.
WORKING IN AN OFFICE DOESN'T PROVE THAT YOU'RE SMART.
IT WILL PROVE IT.
I'LL PROVE IT RIGHT NOW.
[ GRUNTS ] MUSCLE MAN OUT.
MUSCLE MAN, NO!
I THINK YOU'RE STRONG AND SMART.
DON'T LEAVE.
I GIVE HIM THREE DAYS.
I GIVE HIM, LET'S SEE, CARRY THE NINE...
2.57.
**
CAN I HELP YOU? I HEARD YOU GUYS HAD SOME JOBS.
[ SCOFFS ] NOT FOR YOU.
[ GRUNTING ]
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
[ GRUNTS ]
HERE YOU GO. WHOA.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO OPEN THAT ALL MORNING.
[ CHOMPING ]
MAYBE WE DO HAVE A JOB FOR YOU.
FOLLOW ME. [ GASPS ]
HERE AT OMNITECH, WE PROVIDE OUR CLIENTS
WITH BUSINESS INTELLIGENCE AND SMART E-SOLUTIONS.
YEAH, INTELLIGENT AND SMART -- THAT'S ME.
[ LAUGHS ] GOOD.
WE'RE ONLY AS SMART AS OUR EMPLOYEES.
"OMNITECH: POWERED BY PEOPLE."
YOU'LL BE IN RON'S OLD OFFICE.
WHERE'S RON? HE GOT PROMOTED TO CORPORATE.
I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT.
**
AW, YEAH!
THIS'LL PROVE THAT I'M SMART.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GROANS ]
BORING!
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO I TOLD HER,
"HEY, IF YOU WANT TO SCAN MY SERVER,
YOU GOT TO ASK ME OUT ON A DATA FIRST."
[ BOTH LAUGHING ] Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT WAS A REALLY FUNNY JOKE. I TOTALLY GOT THAT.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SCANS HER SERVER?
MY MOM!
[ SLURPS ]
HI, I'M MUSCLE MAN, BY THE WAY.
RANDY. ANDY.
GIL. WE'RE THE CUBE BROS.
WE'RE NOT YOUR TYPICAL OFFICE DRONES.
All: OHHHHH! KAY!
WELL, I GUESS I'M REPLACING RON.
OH, WAIT. ARE YOU THE GUY WHO OPENED THE PICKLE JAR?
YEAH. [ SCOFFS ]
IT'LL TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT TO REPLACE RON.
ANY SACK OF MEAT CAN OPEN A PICKLE JAR.
YEAH, A PICKLE JAR IS NOT THAT HARD TO OPEN.
LOOK IT'S NOT JUST 'CAUSE I OPENED THAT JAR.
I'M SMART TOO, OKAY?
[ PAGERS BEEPING ] OH, LOOK, 12:00.
TIME FOR OUR CORPORATELY MANDATED LUNCH.
HEY, MIND IF I COME?
OH, SORRY, ROOKIE. CUBE BROS ONLY.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
**
HEY, MITCH...
DID YOU GET THAT TH-29 FORM TO LEGAL YET?
ACTUALLY, IT'S MITCHELL,
AND NICE TRY, BUT THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION.
THE TH-29 WOULD NEVER GO TO LEGAL
BECAUSE IT IS IN FACT ILLEGAL.
WHOA, GOOD CATCH.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S BEEN STUDYING UP
ON "DATA ETHICS: VOLUME 6."
VOLUME 6?
[ GRUNTS ]
I READ THE WHOLE SERIES.
IT ACTUALLY WASN'T THAT HARD.
WHOA, THOSE BOOKS ARE MASSIVE.
[ GASPS ] HOW ARE YOU HOLDING ALL OF THOSE?
DO YOU LIFT?
WELL, I USED TO BACK AT MY OLD JOB,
BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.
NOW I'M MORE INTERESTED IN BREAKING A MENTAL SWEAT
WELL, SURE, BUT YOU'RE LIKE, REALLY STRONG.
AND SMART.
OH, YEAH, SURE.
SURE, NOW THAT YOU'VE READ ALL THOSE BOOKS,
YOU'RE UP TO PROTOCOL.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS UP TO PROTOCOL?
MY MO...NITOR.
[ ALL LAUGH ]
**
All: CUBE BROS FOR LIFE.
COME ON, GUYS,
THOSE CINDER BLOCKS AREN'T GONNA MOVE THEMSELVES.
[ ALL GROAN ]
DUDE, I MISS THE DAYS
WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO MOVE CINDERBLOCKS.
I MISS THE DAYS WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO MUSCLE MAN'S WORK.
AND I MISS THE WAY MUSCLE MAN WOULD MAKE ME SMILE
WITH HIS COOL SENSE OF HUMOR AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK.
DUDE, WE GOT TO GO BEG HIM TO COME BACK.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
UH, MITCHELL, YOU HAVE VISITORS.
HEY, MUSCLE MA-- UNH-UNH. ONE SECOND...
Computer voice: MEMO SENT.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
DUDE, MUSCLE MAN, YOU GOT TO COME BACK. WE REALLY NEED YOU BACK.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS, MITCHELL?
RANDY, ANDY, GIL, MEET MY OLD COWORKERS
MORDECAI, RIGBY, AND FIVES.
PARK BROS, CUBE BROS.
PARK BROS?
MORE LIKE COLLEGE DROPOUT BROS, AM I RIGHT?
[ ALL LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
BUT SERIOUSLY, GUYS, THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH.
WELL, MITCHELL, WE CAME TO ANNOUNCE THE GOOD NEWS.
AS OF TODAY, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY BEING PROMOTED TO CORPORATE.
WHOA, REALLY?
WELL, WE THINK YOU'RE READY.
YEAH, YOU WERE, LIKE, BORN FOR THIS JOB.
WHOO-HOO!
I DON'T KNOW, MUSCLE MAN.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE STUCK IN A BOX ALL DAY?
THIS ISN'T YOU. YEAH, FORGET THIS PLACE
AND COME BACK TO THE PARK ALREADY.
AND LIFT HEAVY PIPES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?
FORGET THAT.
FOR ONCE, I'VE FOUND A PLACE
THAT APPRECIATES ME FOR MORE THAN JUST MY BODY.
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.
BUT, MUSCLE MAN, WE MISS YOU. I MISS YOU.
PLEASE COME BACK.
HE'S MADE HIS DECISION.
WELL, CONGRATS ON BECOMING CORPORATE.
WE'LL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR NEW FRIENDS THEN.
WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE DITCHED THOSE LOSERS,
WE GOT TO SHOW YOU TO YOUR NEW OFFICE.
Muscle Man: WHOA!
THAT'S RON?
THIS DUDE DEFINITELY DIDN'T SKIP LEG DAY.
RON! WHAT IS THIS?
THE GIANT HAMSTER WHEEL GENERATOR THAT POWERS OMNITECH.
OUR OFFICE DRONE BODIES ARE WEAK.
YOUR BRUTISH STRENGTH WILL KEEP THE WHEEL MOVING
TO RUN OMNITECH'S POWER GENERATOR.
SO, YOU JUST WANTED ME FOR MY BODY ALL ALONG?
YEAH, MITCH...
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
OH, YEAH.
NOW GET ON THE WHEEL AND START RU-U-U-U-U-NNING
YEAH, OR ELSE WE WON'T
WORK -- WORK -- WORK -- WORK -- WORK.
WHAT'S THE DEAL GUYS?
YOU SOUND LIKE...
...ROBOTS!
PARK BROS, HELP!
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ] MUSCLE MAN.
WE GOT TO SAVE HIM.
TIME TO SIGN OUT. [ ALL SCREAM ]
OFFICE DRONES, ATTACK.
[ BUZZING ]
All: INTRUDER ALERT. INTRUDER ALERT.
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
[ ZAPPING ]
All: [ Robotic voice ] OMNITECH! POWERED BY PEOPLE.
OOF. [ SQUEALS ]
GIVE US BACK OUR FRIEND.
NO. WE NEED HIM FOR HIS BODY!
[ ALL SCREAMING, GRUNTING ]
[ CLANGING, BEEPING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
HUH?
THE MAINFRAME.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO USE MY SMARTS TO HACK INTO IT.
I'VE GOT THIS.
HAMBONING! WHAT'S HAMBONING?
[ BEEPING ] [ GROANS ]
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
ALMOST GOT IT...
HAH. [ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
WHAT? CONGRATS ON "HACKING" COMPUTER SOLITAIRE, GENIUS.
GET BACK ON THAT HAMSTER WHEEL AND RUN, YOU SACK OF MEAT.
YOU'LL NEVER BE SMART.
[ GRUNTS ]
SMART THIS!
[ GRUNTING ]
OH, NO, CAN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH WITH MY WEAK ROBOT LEGS!
AAH!
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
THIS PLACE IS GONNA BLOW.
[ MANIACAL LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
[ COMPUTER BEEPING RAPIDLY ]
[ ALL PANTING ]
[ ALL GRUNT ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
WHOA. CORPORATE CARNAGE.
THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT, YOU GUYS.
THAT ESCALATED REALLY QUICKLY
YEAH, YOU REALLY DODGED A BULLET ON THAT ONE.
I STILL WISH I COULD PROVE
THAT I'M MORE THAN JUST A MUSCLE MAN.
MAYBE I'M NOT AS SMART AS I THOUGHT.
OH, YOU'RE SMART,
JUST A DIFFERENT KIND OF SMART.
YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN WAY OF SHOWING IT.
I THINK I GOT ONE MORE IDEA
THAT WILL PROVE THAT I'M SMART.
Muscle Man: BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS,
I CHECKED HIS COMPUTER, RIGHT?
AND I TOLD HIM, HE HAS A PRETTY BAD VIRUS.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A PRETTY BAD VIRUS?
MY MOTHERBOARD.
WELL, AT LEAST HE'S STRONG.
**