1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,582 [ WOLF HOWLS ] Billy: HELLO? ANYONE THERE? 2 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,717 I DON'T LIKE IT, BILLY. 3 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,887 I WAS EXCITED WHEN YOU WON THOSE ALL-ACCESS PASSES 4 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,523 TO THIS DONUT FACTORY, BUT NOW THAT WE'RE HERE, 5 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,326 SEEMS TO BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED. 6 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,995 SHH. YOU'RE RIGHT. SOMETHING'S FISHY. 7 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,098 THERE'S NOT A DONUT IN THIS PLACE. 8 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:34,268 UH, IF THERE ARE NO DONUTS, THEN WHY DO I SMELL... 9 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,903 [ Shakily ] FROSTING? 10 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,438 AAH!! AAH!! 11 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:38,772 [ SHING! ] 12 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,374 [ WOLF HOWLS ] 13 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,842 [ ALL CHEERING ] 14 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,678 "DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY"! 15 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:47,448 [ DOOR OPENS ] BEST WORST MOVIE EVER! 16 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,283 [ SIGHS ] AGAIN? 17 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:52,286 WHY DO YOU GUYS MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS MOVIE? 18 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,055 YOU'VE SEEN IT 1,000 TIMES. IT'S TERRIBLE. 19 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,125 DUDE, WE KNOW. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY. 20 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,093 YEAH, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THAT SOLO ALBUM 21 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,262 YOU RECORDED LAST YEAR IF PEOPLE HAD LIKED IT. 22 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:05,633 "...AND BENSON FOR ALL" WAS CRIMINALLY MISUNDERSTOOD! 23 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,301 ** 24 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:11,272 BILLY, ARE YOU SURE THE SEWER'S THE ONLY WAY OUT? 25 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:14,308 IF YOU CAN THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO ESCAPE AN EVIL DONUT, 26 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:15,543 I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT. 27 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,312 WAIT! LOOK OUT! SEWER GATOR! 28 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,448 [ BIRD CHIRPING ] 29 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,982 [ STIFLED LAUGH ] 30 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:26,254 [ SCREAMING ] 31 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,555 OH, NOW? 32 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,089 [ ROARS ] 33 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,892 [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,461 MR. PRESIDENT, SIR! 35 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,296 PROTOTYPE 58 HAS ESCAPED. 36 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,797 GREAT SCOTT! 37 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:40,268 THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR PLAYING... 38 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:42,102 UH...LINE? 39 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:44,004 [ AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE ] [ ROARS ] 40 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,173 [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:48,776 WHY DOES HE GET HUGE FOR THAT ONE SCENE? 42 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,845 SHH! HERE COMES THE BEST PART. 43 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:56,484 All: REDUCE. REUSE. RE-EST IN PEACE! 44 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:57,518 [ ELECTRONICS WHIRRING ] 45 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,220 WHAT? NO! 46 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:07,795 I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT IT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME! 47 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,097 I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THE GUY IN THE DONUT SUIT 48 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,266 IS THE DIRECTOR BECAUSE HE RAN OUT OF MONEY 49 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,367 TO PAY THE ACTORS. 50 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,536 I HEARD THE CROCODILES IN THE SWAMP SCENE 51 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,971 WERE FOUR IGUANAS TAPED TOGETHER. 52 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:19,473 WASN'T THAT JUST A GUY IN A SUIT? 53 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:22,310 UH, YOU'RE THINKING OF THE ALLIGATOR SCENE. 54 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,545 YOU GOT TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR TAXONOMY, BRO. 55 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,381 WELL, WE CAN FIND OUT FOR SURE NEXT TIME WE RENT IT. 56 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,049 WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE RENTAL STORE, THOUGH. 57 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,684 THERE'S PROBABLY PEOPLE WAITING FOR IT. 58 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,286 UGH! THAT STUPID WAIT LIST. 59 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,688 I MISS WHEN WE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS. 60 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,790 IT'S DUE BACK AT THE VIDEO STORE BY 5:00. 61 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,292 THAT GIVES US HALF AN HOUR. 62 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,327 PLENTY OF TIME. 63 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,061 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS EJECT THIS PUPPY, 64 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:44,064 [ VCR WHIRRING ] HOP IN THE CART, CRUISE ON OVER TO THE... 65 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,235 I SAID EJECT THIS PUPPY. 66 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,070 GUYS, THE TAPE'S STUCK. 67 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,241 NO, IT ISN'T. LET ME TRY. 68 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,608 [ GRUNTING ] 69 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,910 YEAH, IT'S STUCK. 70 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,413 BROS, I CAN'T AFFORD A LATE FEE! 71 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,881 OKAY, OKAY, WE GOT THIS. 72 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,083 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND SOME WAY TO PULL THAT TAPE OUT, 73 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,586 AND AS LONG AS WE DO IT WITHIN THE NEXT... 74 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,054 28 MINUTES. 75 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,690 ...WE CAN RETURN IT TO THE STORE, AND BAM, NO LATE FEE. 76 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:10,858 THAT'LL WORK. OKAY, LET'S DO THAT. 77 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,393 PHEW. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS OKAY. 78 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,896 I GOT MY TOOLS. WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 79 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,131 "DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY'S" STUCK IN THE VCR. 80 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,736 NOW WHAT?! LET ME TRY SOMETHING. 81 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,910 IT'S NEVER GONNA COME OUT. 82 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,413 I COULD TRY MY FAMILY'S TECHNIQUE. 83 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,915 YOU'RE GREAT. 84 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,285 MORDECAI'S RIGHT! THE TAPE'S A GONER! 85 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:38,619 I GOT THIS. 86 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,020 WHOO! 87 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:40,788 WHOO! 88 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,222 WHOOOOOO! 89 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:44,124 STOP! YOU'LL BREAK THE TAPE! 90 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,294 THE VIDEO GUY SAID IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE. 91 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,962 NOBODY'S EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT MY TECHNIQUES BEFORE. 92 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,265 UH, GUYS, WE GOT LIKE 20 MINUTES 93 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,766 TO GET THE TAPE BACK TO THE STORE. 94 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,801 LET ME HIT IT SOME MORE. 95 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,469 LET'S JUST SMASH IT. 96 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,737 I, UH, I COULD -- 97 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,272 GUYS, GUYS, CALM DOWN. 98 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,641 I'LL JUST REACH IN, GRAB THE TAPE, AND PULL IT OUT. 99 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,110 JUST LIKE HOW I GET PRIZES OUT OF THE CEREAL BOX. 100 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,214 COME ON, BABY. 101 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,549 [ GRUNTS ] 102 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,883 [ CLACKS ] I GOT IT! 103 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:10,984 GUYS, I GOT IT! 104 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,185 AND NOW TO PULL IT OUT. 105 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,723 [ CHUCKLES ] MY ARM'S NOT COMING OUT. 106 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,425 MY ARM'S NOT COMING OUT! 107 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,158 I GOT THIS! 108 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,427 AAH! 109 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,861 [ GRUNTS ] 110 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,764 WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, BROS. 111 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,899 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 112 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,068 VHS, THE HOME OF VERY HAPPY SERVICE. 113 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,403 HOW MAY I HELP YOU. 114 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,438 OH, YEAH, HI. 115 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,306 IS THERE A GRACE PERIOD FOR RETURNING 116 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:36,176 "DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY" LATE DUE TO, UH... 117 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:38,979 ...UNAVOIDABLE VCR MISHAPS? 118 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,280 YOU NEED TO HAVE IT HERE ON TIME, 119 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,915 OR YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY THE FEE. 120 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,351 WHICH IS? 121 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,152 SAME AS THE BUDGET OF THE MOVIE -- 122 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:48,188 TWO...HUNDRED... DOLLARS. 123 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,190 WHAT?! NOBODY CAN AFFORD THAT! 124 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,192 THIS DUDE SAYS THE FINE IS 200 BUCKS. 125 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,461 OH, AND THERE'S SOMEONE HERE 126 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,095 WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO RETURN IT. 127 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,597 DONUTS ARE FOREVER! 128 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,333 [ SIGHS ] YOU HAVE 17 MINUTES TO GET IT BACK HERE. 129 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,869 WE'VE GOT TO GET THAT TAPE BACK NOW. 130 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:05,973 [ GROANING ] 131 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,141 WE SHOULD ALSO GET RIGBY SOME SERIOUS HELP. 132 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,545 WHOA, YOU'RE GETTING BIG THERE, TAMARA. 133 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,013 All: EILEEN! EILEEN! 134 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,615 GUYS? WHAT'S GOING ON? 135 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,983 RIGBY NEEDS YOUR HELP! 136 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,117 NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! 137 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,251 IS HE HURT? WHAT HAP-- 138 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,188 OH. STEFFAN! YES, MA'AM! 139 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,357 WARM UP A TUB OF BUTTER FROM THE PANTRY STAT! 140 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,559 ON IT! LAY HIM DOWN ON THE TABLE. 141 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,294 [ GROANS ] 142 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,563 HEY, BUDDY. HOW YOU HOLDING UP? 143 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:31,499 [ COUGHS ] 144 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,566 [ Weakly ] EILEEN. 145 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,502 IT'S PRETTY MUCH OVER FOR ME. 146 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:39,139 I'M SO GLAD I GOT TO SEE YOU... BEFORE...THE END. 147 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,741 RIGBY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT -- 148 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,410 I'M GONNA MISS YOUR FACE, 149 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:45,546 YOUR GLASSES, YOUR LITTLE SIDE PONY. 150 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:49,583 FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE KNOWN AS "OLD MAN VHS HAND." 151 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,751 THAT'S CREEPY. 152 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:51,852 HERE'S YOUR BUTTER, MA'AM! 153 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:52,986 DON'T WORRY, RIGBY. 154 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,388 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 155 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,391 WELL? CAN YOU GET THE TAPE OUT? 156 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,726 [ GRUNTS ] NO. 157 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,928 NOW IT'S STUCK AND IT'S MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD. 158 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,496 THERE'S NO TIME, BRO. 159 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,864 WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS. 160 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,599 WE'VE GOT TO GO NUCLEAR. 161 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,267 [ WHIMPERS ] EILEEN? 162 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:07,935 I DON'T KNOW. 163 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,302 IT COULD WORK. 164 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:12,005 [ GRUNTS ] AAH!! 165 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,007 WAIT! HUH? 166 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,375 DON'T SMASH IT. 167 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,944 I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO RESORT TO THIS, 168 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,112 BUT...WE HAVE TO GO TO THE VCR REPAIR SHOP. 169 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,549 WHOA, DUDE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME. 170 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,451 IT MIGHT BE EASIER TO JUST BREAK MY ARM. 171 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:24,618 [ SIGHS ] NO. 172 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:25,786 LET'S JUST DO IT. 173 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,588 MAYBE HE WON'T BE CREEPY THIS TIME. 174 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,623 [ GROANING ] 175 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:32,460 HAVE YOU JUST TRIED LETTING GO OF THE TAPE, OR... 176 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,094 [ DOOR BELLS JINGLE ] 177 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,464 MEN. AM I RIGHT, TAMARA? 178 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,498 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 179 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,702 LAZY DAVE! MORDECAI. 180 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,970 YOUR MOM COME WITH YOU? 181 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,772 NO, MAN. JUST MY BUDDIES. 182 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,039 AW, DANG. 183 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,708 WE GOT A TAPE STUCK IN THIS VCR. 184 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,876 I'M ALSO STUCK IN THE VCR, 185 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,143 BUT I'M STARTING TO GET USED TO IT. 186 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,879 ALL RIGHT, THEN LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 187 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,814 SO, MORD, HOW'S YOUR MOM BEEN? 188 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,583 INCREDIBLY MARRIED. 189 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:56,984 STILL? [ SCOFFS ] 190 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,319 DID YOU KNOW MORDECAI'S MOM AND I USED TO DATE? 191 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:03,090 UNTIL THAT FATEFUL NIGHT THE RAIN STARTED TO FALL WHEN -- 192 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,793 UH-OH. A REWIND KING X-2. 193 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,094 THIS THING'S UNBREAKABLE! 194 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,395 WELL, CAN YOU JUST TRY? 195 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,797 ONLY IF YOU PUT IN A GOOD WORD 196 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,164 WITH YOUR MOM FOR ME, MORDECAI. 197 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,266 DUDE, NO. [ SCOFFS ] FINE. 198 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:18,038 WE'LL START BY POPPING THE FACE OFF THE VCR. 199 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,776 YOU SURE YOUR MOM'S STILL MARRIED? 200 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:23,677 UGH! 201 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:24,678 THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME. 202 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,649 UH, WE'VE GOT LIKE SEVEN MINUTES LEFT. 203 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:29,850 I GOT IT. 204 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,352 WHAT IF WE DON'T HAVE TO GET THE TAPE OUT? 205 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:35,889 I KNOW HOW WE CAN GET THE VIDEO STORE ON A TECHNICALITY. 206 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,593 HERE YOU ARE. ONE TAPE, AS AGREED UPON. 207 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,596 AND I BELIEVE NOWHERE IN THE CONTRACT DOES IT STATE 208 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,832 THAT THE TAPE HAS TO BE WATCHABLE. 209 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,567 IT'S THE FIRST LINE! 210 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:51,371 AND YOU CAN'T RETURN A TAPE STUCK INSIDE A VCR 211 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,440 THAT ALSO HAS A DUDE'S ARM STUCK IN IT! 212 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,108 ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG, 213 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,877 I DON'T MIND IF THERE'S AN ARM STUCK TO IT. 214 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,846 THE CUSTOMER GETS WHAT THE CUSTOMER WANTS. 215 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,281 WAIT HERE WHILE I GET OUR ARM REMOVAL SHEARS. 216 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,415 WHAT?! 217 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,519 WHERE'D THE SHEARS GO? 218 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,154 DUDE, RIGBY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 219 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,388 OH, HERE THEY ARE. 220 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,322 WHAT? 221 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,059 WE'VE GOT RUNNERS! 222 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:17,731 THE CUSTOMER'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL LOST OR DAMAGED TAPES. 223 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:21,969 [ ENGINE REVS ] 224 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,671 YAY, TAPE HUNTER! 225 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,273 WE ARE NEVER GOING BACK TO THAT STORE. 226 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,275 [ ALL GASP ] 227 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,078 I'M COMING FOR THAT TAPE. 228 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,145 [ GUN COCKS ] 229 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,681 STEP ON IT, BROS! 230 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,982 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 231 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,250 THE VIDEO STORE HAS ITS OWN BOUNTY HUNTER? 232 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,687 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 233 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,189 GIVE ME THE TAPE AND NO ONE GETS HURT! 234 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,824 DUDE, WE WANT TO GIVE YOU THE TAPE! 235 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:44,725 [ GASPS ] 236 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:45,859 [ ZAP! ] 237 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,094 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 238 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,699 [ ELECTRIC ENGINE REVS ] 239 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,767 [ ENGINE REVS ] 240 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,235 [ ELECTRIC ENGINE REVS ] 241 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,204 [ ENGINE REVS ] 242 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,239 WHAT NOW? STEP ON IT. 243 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,709 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 244 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,210 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 245 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,747 WHAT'S THE PLAN, RIGBY? 246 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,081 STAY ON TARGET. 247 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,416 GRAAH! 248 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,151 [ GUN COCKS, WHIRS ] RIGBY! 249 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,054 ** 250 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,961 GRAAH! A REWIND KING X-2! 251 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,163 TRY BLOCKING THIS! 252 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,167 AAH!! 253 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,202 OW! 254 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,005 [ BACK-UP ALARM BEEPING ] 255 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,577 REDUCE, REUSE, 256 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:38,812 RE-- TREE! 257 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,147 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 258 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,182 [ SLOW-MOTION GRUNTING ] 259 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,455 [ GROANS ] 260 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,958 THERE'S NO WAY THE TAPE SURVIVED THAT. 261 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,292 SORRY, GUYS. 262 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,994 MAYBE THEY'LL LET US PAY THE REPLACEMENT FEE 263 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,395 ON A PLAN OR SOMETHING. 264 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,496 UGH! 265 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,932 I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT MY ARM IN THE VCR! 266 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,668 STUPID! STUPID! 267 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,335 BRO! THE TAPE! 268 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:02,836 HUH? 269 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,137 [ LAUGHS ] 270 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,105 [ SMOOCHES ] 271 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,940 MMM, BUTTERY. 272 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,508 FIVES, HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE? 273 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,644 AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A WATCH OR... 274 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,080 [ SIGHS ] WE CAN STILL MAKE IT IF WE HURRY. 275 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,114 LET'S GO, BROS! 276 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,248 DOUBLE TIME! 277 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,417 [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] 278 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,687 UM, WE SHOULD PROBABLY CALL A CAB. 279 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,689 Man: WELL, GUYS, YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME. 280 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,191 ON ONE HAND, YOU BLEW UP OUR STAFF BOUNTY HUNTER, 281 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:27,194 BUT YOU DID RETURN "DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY" ON TIME. 282 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,328 LET'S CALL IT SQUARE. 283 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,629 SO, THERE'S NO FEE? 284 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,464 WELL, NORMALLY, I'D HAVE TO CHARGE YOU 285 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:34,501 A TAPE-WASHING FEE BECAUSE THE THING IS COVERED IN BUTTER, 286 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,203 BUT THOSE GUYS SAID THEY DIDN'T MIND, 287 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,337 SO YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK. 288 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,638 WE'RE HAPPIER THIS WAY. 289 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,573 ACTUALLY, WE'RE HUGE BUTTER FANS. 290 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,443 [ CHUCKLES ] COOL. 291 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,645 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M READY TO GO. 292 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,579 WAIT! 293 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,383 All: MOVIE NIGHT! 294 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,820 [ ALL CHANTING "DFH" ] 295 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,361 OH, YEAH. WE SMASHED THE VCR. 296 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,248 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 297 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,250 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE... 298 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,652 FOREIGN LANGUAGE -- CHECK. 299 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,087 GEOLOGY -- CHECK. 300 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,989 ALL THAT'S LEFT IS... 301 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,391 BAM! GYM CLASS! 302 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,061 ONCE I PASS THIS, I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO GRADUATE. 303 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,495 BESIDES, ANY BOZO CAN PASS GYM. 304 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,397 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PASS THE FIRST TIME? 305 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,399 I DON'T KNOW. HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 306 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,734 [ BELL RINGS ] 307 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,403 ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE LOAFERS, LISTEN UP! 308 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,506 COACH McCRACKLE WILL NO LONGER BE TEACHING HERE. 309 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,241 [ MURMURING ] WHAT? MY GOSH. THAT'S -- 310 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:51,544 HE REQUESTED THAT I READ THIS LETTER OF RESIGNATION 311 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,846 TO YOU ALL. 312 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,347 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 313 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,350 "DEAR CLASS, THINGS ARE FINALLY LOOKING UP FOR ME. 314 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,786 I HAVE WON THE LOTTERY. 315 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:02,355 NOW THAT I'M A RICH MAN, I WILL NEVER HAVE TO SPEND 316 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,692 ANOTHER SECOND IN THAT DISGUSTING GYM 317 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,595 WITH YOUR PIMPLY, GREASY FACES EVER AGAIN." 318 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,298 IT, UH... GOES ON LIKE THIS FOR A WHILE. 319 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,633 BUT ANYWAY, WE FOUND A NEW SUBSTITUTE 320 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,236 FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. 321 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,571 A SUBSTITUTE? THIS WILL BE EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. 322 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,108 HELLO, HIGH-SCHOOL DEGREE! 323 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,310 SO, PLEASE WELCOME FORMER STUDENT 324 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,712 AND FIVE-TIME VOLLEYBALL CHAMPION 325 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,816 COACH FRANCIS JABLONSKI. 326 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,418 [ THUD! THUD! THUD!] 327 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,619 ** 328 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,954 [ GASPS ] 329 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,722 BODY CHECK! 330 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,224 JABLONSKI, NO -- AAH! 331 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,793 SET ME UP! [ GRUNTS ] 332 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,228 OW! JABLONSKI! 333 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,563 [ ENGINE REVS ] 334 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,764 JABLONSKI! 335 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,900 [ LAUGHS ] 336 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,969 JABLONSKI. 337 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,471 WELL, JABLONSKI, I'LL LEAVE YA TO IT. 338 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,306 LISTEN UP, YOU CLOWNS. 339 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,674 NOW THAT I'M RUNNING THIS SHOW, 340 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,509 THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE. 341 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,645 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] EVERYBODY, 20 LAPS! 342 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,114 LET'S GO! EXCEPT MY LITTLE BRO, AIDEN, 343 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,516 WHO HAS ALREADY ACHIEVED PEAK PHYSICAL FITNESS. 344 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,287 [ CHUCKLES ] LOOK AT THIS. 345 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,957 I DIDN'T KNOW THE SCHOOL HAD A 10-YEAR PROGRAM. 346 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,359 LISTEN, JABLONSKI, HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 347 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,161 WE'VE BOTH MATURED A LOT SINCE THEN. 348 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,328 LET'S BURY THE HATCHET. 349 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,796 HA! AS IF! 350 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,499 YOU WANT TO FAIL MY CLASS LIKE YOU FAILED AT LIFE? 351 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,135 NO, SIR. THEN GET MOVING!! 352 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:25,939 [ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY ] 353 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,141 58, 59, 60... 354 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,943 LET'S GO! 355 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,179 MORE JUMPS, LESS JACKS. 356 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:35,048 [ GRUNTS ] 357 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,816 AAH! [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 358 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,718 GET BACK ON THE ROPE, BUTTERFINGERS! 359 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:39,953 THIS AIN'T NAP TIME. 360 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,454 [ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY ] 361 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,591 COME ON, LET'S HUSTLE. ONLY THREE MILES LEFT. 362 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,727 THAT'S RIGHT. PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT. 363 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,730 I WANT THE JABLONSKI MOBILE SPOTLESS BEFORE LUNCHTIME. 364 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,632 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GYM CLASS? 365 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,534 EVERYTHING! NOW KEEP SCRUBBING. 366 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,304 [ GROANS ] LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- 367 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,172 YOU WANT ME TO FIRE JABLONSKI? 368 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,707 YES, PRINCIPAL DEAN. 369 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,042 [ SIGHS ] 370 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:05,178 I CAN'T FIRE HIM, BUT I CAN TALK TO HIM ON YOUR BEHALF 371 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,980 ABOUT THE CAR THING. 372 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,381 WHAT? NO, DON'T MENTION ME. 373 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,317 HE'LL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE IF HE KNOWS I TOLD YOU. 374 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,386 IT'LL BE TOTALLY ANONYMOUS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 375 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,555 YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME. 376 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,856 [ BELL RINGS ] 377 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,158 ALL RIGHT, BEFORE WE BEGIN, 378 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,559 I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 379 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,562 PRINCIPAL DEAN JUST TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE HERE 380 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,898 HAS A PROBLEM WITH MY TEACHING. 381 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,100 TOTALLY ANONYMOUS. [ GULPS ] 382 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,435 WELL, GUESS WHAT. 383 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,338 THAT SOMEONE JUST EARNED YOU ALL EXTRA LAPS. 384 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,572 [ ALL GROANING ] 385 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,242 AWW, MAN. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE SNITCHED. 386 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,210 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] LET'S GO! GET TO IT! 387 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,412 [ WHISTLES ] HOLD IT, RIGBY. 388 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:42,549 I GOT A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. AIDEN! 389 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,885 YOU GET TO WASH MY DISHES. 390 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,454 YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 391 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,289 YOU'RE JUST A SUBSTITUTE. 392 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,623 I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. 393 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,425 I KNOW YOU RATTED ME OUT, RIGBY. 394 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,961 GOOD LUCK PASSING MY CLASS NOW. 395 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,863 MIGHT WANT TO PUT SOME ELBOW GREASE INTO IT. 396 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,866 SOME OF THAT FOOD IS REALLY CAKED ON THERE. 397 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,201 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 398 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,802 [ GROANS ] 399 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,771 [ Mockingly ] MIGHT WANT TO PUT SOME ELBOW GREASE INTO IT. 400 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,939 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 401 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,308 [ GROANS ] DUDE, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 402 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,410 CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS? 403 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,811 WORSE. IT'S JABLONSKI. 404 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,414 HE'S THE NEW SUBSTITUTE FOR MY GYM CLASS. 405 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,648 WHOA. HE'S A SUB NOW? 406 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,650 I THOUGHT HE'D BE IN JAIL OR SOMETHING. 407 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,119 [ SIGHS ] IT'S NOT FAIR. 408 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,787 I'VE DONE EVERYTHING TO GET MY DIPLOMA. 409 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,223 I FELL DOWN A CAVE HOLE, WENT ALL THE WAY TO CHINA, 410 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,325 JUST SO SOME MEATHEAD CAN FAIL ME AT GYM CLASS. 411 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,926 IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING! NO, IT'S NOT. 412 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,761 YOU JUST HAVE TO BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME. 413 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,463 BUT I'M TERRIBLE AT VOLLEYBALL. 414 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,066 WHAT WAS THAT OTHER THING HE WAS INTO? 415 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,334 FOOD...RUN? 416 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:38,271 [ GASPS ] YEAH. 417 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,308 AAH! UGH! 418 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,410 [ GRUNTING ] 419 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,844 THESE TIMES ARE PATHETIC. 420 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,079 [ SIGHS ] 421 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,447 [ SCREAMING ] 422 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,948 [ TOWEL SNAPS ] 423 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,751 A-PLUS WORK, AIDEN. MAN, I'M STARVING. 424 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,853 DO THEY STILL DO TACO TUESDAY AT THE CAFETERIA? 425 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:59,126 YOU COULD DO TACO TUESDAY, OR YOU COULD GO ON A... 426 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,327 FOOD RUN. 427 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,661 FOOD RUN? 428 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,430 I HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 429 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,831 THE GLORY DAYS. 430 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,333 W-WHAT'S FOOD RUN? 431 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,201 DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING, MILTON? 432 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,270 FOOD RUN IS A GAME WHERE TWO TEAMS 433 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,272 ORDER TAKEOUT FROM THE SAME PLACE. 434 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,840 THEY RACE TO THE RESTAURANT, 435 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,376 AND THE FIRST TEAM BACK WITH THE FOOD WINS. 436 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,977 I'VE NEVER LOST IN MY LIFE. 437 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:21,148 JABLONSKI, I CHALLENGE YOU TO FOOD RUN. 438 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:25,285 IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A PASS IN PHYS. ED. 439 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,686 HMM! HMM! [ ALL GASPING ] 440 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,687 RIGBY, NO! 441 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,858 ALL RIGHT, BUT IF I WIN, YOU FAIL 442 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,527 AND YOU GOT TO WASH ME AND AIDEN'S DIRTY JOCK STRAPS 443 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,196 FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER. 444 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,698 [ GASPS ] Y-YOU'RE ON! 445 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,533 TOMORROW NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT. 446 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,370 WE'LL RUN TO THE CHEEZERS ON THE BAD SIDE OF TOWN. 447 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,538 YOU'RE GONNA LOSE, RIGBY. 448 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,108 ONCE A LOSER, ALWAYS A LOSER! 449 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,543 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, RIGBY? 450 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,212 I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. 451 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:56,683 [ MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 452 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,899 I KNEW HE WOULDN'T SHOW. 453 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,936 PROBABLY PAST THAT LITTLE CHICKEN'S BEDTIME. 454 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,104 [ LAUGHS ] 455 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,773 HE'S PROBABLY ALL NESTLED IN HIS CHICKEN COOP. 456 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:54,974 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 457 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,376 CHICKEN.CHICKEN. 458 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,577 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 459 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,246 [ ENGINE REVS ] 460 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,414 [ POP! ] 461 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,082 ** 462 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,084 EVENING, JAB-LOSERS. 463 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,619 WELL, WELL, WELL. 464 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,455 TWO DWEEBS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. 465 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,423 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT RIDE, TWERP? 466 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,958 BORROWED IT FROM MY LITTLE BRO, 467 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,893 WHO'S WAY COOLER THAN YOUR LITTLE BRO. 468 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,895 [ GROANS ] LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. 469 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,897 [ ENGINES REV ] 470 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,301 ALL RIGHT, THE FIRST TEAM TO PICK UP THEIR FOOD 471 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,304 AND MAKE IT BACK TO THE FRONT STEPS WINS! 472 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,139 ** 473 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,475 [ GIGGLES ] GENTLEMEN! 474 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,844 GET READY TO PLACE YOUR ORDERS! 475 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,846 ** 476 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,982 ON YOUR MARK... 477 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,850 GET SET...GO! 478 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,085 [ Dialing ] 479 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,420 [ Busy signal ] 480 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,988 UGH, IT'S BUSY? 481 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,090 [ Ringing ] [ CHUCKLES ] SPEED DIAL. 482 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,325 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 483 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,261 CHEEZERS. YEP...UH-HUH. 484 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,830 EXTRA CHEESE. GOT IT. 485 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,532 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU SOON. 486 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,833 WE GOT A FOOD RUN! 487 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,035 OKAY, LET'S GO! [ TIRES SQUEALING ] 488 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,770 ** 489 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,105 NO! FORGET IT! 490 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,341 I'M JUST ORDERING AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH. 491 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:05,178 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 492 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,513 HEY, IT'S NOT SO BAD HERE. 493 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,182 GET OFF MY PROPERTY! 494 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,450 AAH!AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH ] 495 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,884 AAH! NO! 496 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,520 [ LAUGHTER ] 497 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,222 KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, GRANDMA! 498 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,456 [ GRUNTS ] 499 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,658 OW! JABLONSKI! 500 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,059 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ] 501 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,894 ** 502 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,696 [ BEEPING ] 503 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,798 JABLONSKI'S ALMOST THERE. 504 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,869 ** 505 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,138 UGH! HE'S PULLING THE DRIVE-THROUGH MOVE. 506 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,340 THAT'S SO MUCH QUICKER. 507 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,908 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 508 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,844 [ PANTING ] 509 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:38,878 ** 510 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,380 PICK UP FOR TEAM RIGBY! 511 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,015 UH, IT'S ALMOST READY. 512 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,517 [ ENGINE REVS ] 513 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,553 ** 514 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,187 SORRY. IT'S MY FIRST DAY. 515 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,389 [ GRUNTS ] 516 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,358 AWW, COME ON! [ PANTING ] 517 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,592 U-UM... 518 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,826 JUST GIVE ME MY FOOD! 519 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,562 IT'S MY -- IT'S MY FIRST DAY. 520 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,064 [ PANTING, GRUNTS ] HOLD THIS. 521 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,333 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 522 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,834 FINALLY. LET'S GO. 523 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,836 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] Rigby: WHAT'S THE MAP SAY? 524 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,372 GO UP HERE. THERE'S A SHORTCUT. 525 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,407 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 526 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,608 LOOK OUT! [ ALL GROANING ] 527 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,611 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 528 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,447 [ SCREAMING ] 529 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,215 AAH! 530 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,385 AAAH!AAAH! 531 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,920 [ GROANS ] SAUCE ME, BRO. 532 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,590 [ GROANS ] 533 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,758 AH! [ CATS MEOWING ] 534 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,760 SHOO! GO AWAY! [ GRUNTS ] 535 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,929 I SAID, "GET OFF MY PROPERTY!" 536 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,198 AAH! 537 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,967 ** 538 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,103 OH, YEAH. WE'RE GONNA WIN. 539 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,273 Both: JABLONSKI! JABLONSKI! JABLONSKI! 540 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,808 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 541 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,148 [ SCREAMING ] 542 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,950 UGH... 543 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,385 UGH. 544 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:56,289 ** 545 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,126 GO BEAT JABLONSKI, DUDE. 546 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,894 ** 547 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,298 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 548 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,466 ** 549 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,968 [ Distorted ] BEAT HIM, RIGBY! 550 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:13,105 BEAT HIM SO YOU CAN FINALLY GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL! 551 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,576 [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ] 552 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,411 [ Distorted ] NO! 553 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,079 [ GROANS ] 554 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,248 TEAM RIGBY WINS! 555 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,250 [ CHEERING ] 556 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,652 YEAH! 557 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:29,656 [ CHEERING CONTINUES ] 558 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,157 YOU DID IT, DUDE! 559 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:33,660 [ CRYING, SNIFFLING ] IT'S NOT FAIR. 560 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,095 I USED TO BE THE KING OF THIS SCHOOL. 561 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,831 NOW I'M JUST A LAME-O SUBSTITUTE TEACHER 562 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,167 WHO CAN'T EVEN WIN AT FOOD RUN! 563 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,335 [ SOBS ] 564 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,536 COME ON, MAN. 565 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,171 HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 566 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,206 YOU GOT TO GET PAST THE GLORY DAYS AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. 567 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,441 FOCUS ON THE NOW. 568 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,510 [ SNIFFLES ] YOU'RE RIGHT. 569 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:55,281 I GOT TO SAY, I GOT MAD RESPECT FOR THAT RESPONSE AND FOR YOU. 570 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:59,386 SO MUCH RESPECT THAT I'M GONNA EMBROIDER YOUR FACE 571 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,688 ONTO MY LETTERMAN'S JACKET! 572 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:02,889 OH, NO, THAT'S COOL. 573 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,857 UH, YOU CAN JUST PASS ME IN GYM CLASS. 574 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:07,694 YOU GOT IT, BRO. 575 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,730 YEAH!YEAH! YEAH!YEAH!