[ WOLF HOWLS ] Billy: HELLO? ANYONE THERE?
I DON'T LIKE IT, BILLY.
I WAS EXCITED WHEN YOU WON THOSE ALL-ACCESS PASSES
TO THIS DONUT FACTORY, BUT NOW THAT WE'RE HERE,
SEEMS TO BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED.
SHH. YOU'RE RIGHT. SOMETHING'S FISHY.
THERE'S NOT A DONUT IN THIS PLACE.
UH, IF THERE ARE NO DONUTS, THEN WHY DO I SMELL...
[ Shakily ] FROSTING?
AAH!! AAH!!
[ SHING! ]
[ WOLF HOWLS ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
"DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY"!
[ DOOR OPENS ] BEST WORST MOVIE EVER!
[ SIGHS ] AGAIN?
WHY DO YOU GUYS MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS MOVIE?
YOU'VE SEEN IT 1,000 TIMES. IT'S TERRIBLE.
DUDE, WE KNOW. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.
YEAH, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THAT SOLO ALBUM
YOU RECORDED LAST YEAR IF PEOPLE HAD LIKED IT.
"...AND BENSON FOR ALL" WAS CRIMINALLY MISUNDERSTOOD!
**
BILLY, ARE YOU SURE THE SEWER'S THE ONLY WAY OUT?
IF YOU CAN THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO ESCAPE AN EVIL DONUT,
I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.
WAIT! LOOK OUT! SEWER GATOR!
[ BIRD CHIRPING ]
[ STIFLED LAUGH ]
[ SCREAMING ]
OH, NOW?
[ ROARS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
MR. PRESIDENT, SIR!
PROTOTYPE 58 HAS ESCAPED.
GREAT SCOTT!
THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR PLAYING...
UH...LINE?
[ AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE ] [ ROARS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHY DOES HE GET HUGE FOR THAT ONE SCENE?
SHH! HERE COMES THE BEST PART.
All: REDUCE. REUSE. RE-EST IN PEACE!
[ ELECTRONICS WHIRRING ]
WHAT? NO!
I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT IT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME!
I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THE GUY IN THE DONUT SUIT
IS THE DIRECTOR BECAUSE HE RAN OUT OF MONEY
TO PAY THE ACTORS.
I HEARD THE CROCODILES IN THE SWAMP SCENE
WERE FOUR IGUANAS TAPED TOGETHER.
WASN'T THAT JUST A GUY IN A SUIT?
UH, YOU'RE THINKING OF THE ALLIGATOR SCENE.
YOU GOT TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR TAXONOMY, BRO.
WELL, WE CAN FIND OUT FOR SURE NEXT TIME WE RENT IT.
WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE RENTAL STORE, THOUGH.
THERE'S PROBABLY PEOPLE WAITING FOR IT.
UGH! THAT STUPID WAIT LIST.
I MISS WHEN WE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS.
IT'S DUE BACK AT THE VIDEO STORE BY 5:00.
THAT GIVES US HALF AN HOUR.
PLENTY OF TIME.
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS EJECT THIS PUPPY,
[ VCR WHIRRING ] HOP IN THE CART, CRUISE ON OVER TO THE...
I SAID EJECT THIS PUPPY.
GUYS, THE TAPE'S STUCK.
NO, IT ISN'T. LET ME TRY.
[ GRUNTING ]
YEAH, IT'S STUCK.
BROS, I CAN'T AFFORD A LATE FEE!
OKAY, OKAY, WE GOT THIS.
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND SOME WAY TO PULL THAT TAPE OUT,
AND AS LONG AS WE DO IT WITHIN THE NEXT...
28 MINUTES.
...WE CAN RETURN IT TO THE STORE, AND BAM, NO LATE FEE.
THAT'LL WORK. OKAY, LET'S DO THAT.
PHEW. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS OKAY.
I GOT MY TOOLS. WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
"DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY'S" STUCK IN THE VCR.
NOW WHAT?! LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
IT'S NEVER GONNA COME OUT.
I COULD TRY MY FAMILY'S TECHNIQUE.
YOU'RE GREAT.
MORDECAI'S RIGHT! THE TAPE'S A GONER!
I GOT THIS.
WHOO!
WHOOOOOO!
STOP! YOU'LL BREAK THE TAPE!
THE VIDEO GUY SAID IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE.
NOBODY'S EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT MY TECHNIQUES BEFORE.
UH, GUYS, WE GOT LIKE 20 MINUTES
TO GET THE TAPE BACK TO THE STORE.
LET ME HIT IT SOME MORE.
LET'S JUST SMASH IT.
I, UH, I COULD --
GUYS, GUYS, CALM DOWN.
I'LL JUST REACH IN, GRAB THE TAPE, AND PULL IT OUT.
JUST LIKE HOW I GET PRIZES OUT OF THE CEREAL BOX.
COME ON, BABY.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CLACKS ] I GOT IT!
GUYS, I GOT IT!
AND NOW TO PULL IT OUT.
[ CHUCKLES ] MY ARM'S NOT COMING OUT.
MY ARM'S NOT COMING OUT!
I GOT THIS!
AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, BROS.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
VHS, THE HOME OF VERY HAPPY SERVICE.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU.
OH, YEAH, HI.
IS THERE A GRACE PERIOD FOR RETURNING
"DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY" LATE DUE TO, UH...
...UNAVOIDABLE VCR MISHAPS?
YOU NEED TO HAVE IT HERE ON TIME,
OR YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY THE FEE.
WHICH IS?
SAME AS THE BUDGET OF THE MOVIE --
TWO...HUNDRED... DOLLARS.
WHAT?! NOBODY CAN AFFORD THAT!
THIS DUDE SAYS THE FINE IS 200 BUCKS.
OH, AND THERE'S SOMEONE HERE
WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO RETURN IT.
DONUTS ARE FOREVER!
[ SIGHS ] YOU HAVE 17 MINUTES TO GET IT BACK HERE.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THAT TAPE BACK NOW.
[ GROANING ]
WE SHOULD ALSO GET RIGBY SOME SERIOUS HELP.
WHOA, YOU'RE GETTING BIG THERE, TAMARA.
All: EILEEN! EILEEN!
GUYS? WHAT'S GOING ON?
RIGBY NEEDS YOUR HELP!
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
IS HE HURT? WHAT HAP--
OH. STEFFAN! YES, MA'AM!
WARM UP A TUB OF BUTTER FROM THE PANTRY STAT!
ON IT! LAY HIM DOWN ON THE TABLE.
[ GROANS ]
HEY, BUDDY. HOW YOU HOLDING UP?
[ COUGHS ]
[ Weakly ] EILEEN.
IT'S PRETTY MUCH OVER FOR ME.
I'M SO GLAD I GOT TO SEE YOU... BEFORE...THE END.
RIGBY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT --
I'M GONNA MISS YOUR FACE,
YOUR GLASSES, YOUR LITTLE SIDE PONY.
FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE KNOWN AS "OLD MAN VHS HAND."
THAT'S CREEPY.
HERE'S YOUR BUTTER, MA'AM!
DON'T WORRY, RIGBY.
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
WELL? CAN YOU GET THE TAPE OUT?
[ GRUNTS ] NO.
NOW IT'S STUCK AND IT'S MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD.
THERE'S NO TIME, BRO.
WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS.
WE'VE GOT TO GO NUCLEAR.
[ WHIMPERS ] EILEEN?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT COULD WORK.
[ GRUNTS ] AAH!!
WAIT! HUH?
DON'T SMASH IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO RESORT TO THIS,
BUT...WE HAVE TO GO TO THE VCR REPAIR SHOP.
WHOA, DUDE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME.
IT MIGHT BE EASIER TO JUST BREAK MY ARM.
[ SIGHS ] NO.
LET'S JUST DO IT.
MAYBE HE WON'T BE CREEPY THIS TIME.
[ GROANING ]
HAVE YOU JUST TRIED LETTING GO OF THE TAPE, OR...
[ DOOR BELLS JINGLE ]
MEN. AM I RIGHT, TAMARA?
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
LAZY DAVE! MORDECAI.
YOUR MOM COME WITH YOU?
NO, MAN. JUST MY BUDDIES.
AW, DANG.
WE GOT A TAPE STUCK IN THIS VCR.
I'M ALSO STUCK IN THE VCR,
BUT I'M STARTING TO GET USED TO IT.
ALL RIGHT, THEN LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
SO, MORD, HOW'S YOUR MOM BEEN?
INCREDIBLY MARRIED.
STILL? [ SCOFFS ]
DID YOU KNOW MORDECAI'S MOM AND I USED TO DATE?
UNTIL THAT FATEFUL NIGHT THE RAIN STARTED TO FALL WHEN --
UH-OH. A REWIND KING X-2.
THIS THING'S UNBREAKABLE!
WELL, CAN YOU JUST TRY?
ONLY IF YOU PUT IN A GOOD WORD
WITH YOUR MOM FOR ME, MORDECAI.
DUDE, NO. [ SCOFFS ] FINE.
WE'LL START BY POPPING THE FACE OFF THE VCR.
YOU SURE YOUR MOM'S STILL MARRIED?
UGH!
THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME.
UH, WE'VE GOT LIKE SEVEN MINUTES LEFT.
I GOT IT.
WHAT IF WE DON'T HAVE TO GET THE TAPE OUT?
I KNOW HOW WE CAN GET THE VIDEO STORE ON A TECHNICALITY.
HERE YOU ARE. ONE TAPE, AS AGREED UPON.
AND I BELIEVE NOWHERE IN THE CONTRACT DOES IT STATE
THAT THE TAPE HAS TO BE WATCHABLE.
IT'S THE FIRST LINE!
AND YOU CAN'T RETURN A TAPE STUCK INSIDE A VCR
THAT ALSO HAS A DUDE'S ARM STUCK IN IT!
ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG,
I DON'T MIND IF THERE'S AN ARM STUCK TO IT.
THE CUSTOMER GETS WHAT THE CUSTOMER WANTS.
WAIT HERE WHILE I GET OUR ARM REMOVAL SHEARS.
WHAT?!
WHERE'D THE SHEARS GO?
DUDE, RIGBY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
OH, HERE THEY ARE.
WHAT?
WE'VE GOT RUNNERS!
THE CUSTOMER'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL LOST OR DAMAGED TAPES.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
YAY, TAPE HUNTER!
WE ARE NEVER GOING BACK TO THAT STORE.
[ ALL GASP ]
I'M COMING FOR THAT TAPE.
[ GUN COCKS ]
STEP ON IT, BROS!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
THE VIDEO STORE HAS ITS OWN BOUNTY HUNTER?
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
GIVE ME THE TAPE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
DUDE, WE WANT TO GIVE YOU THE TAPE!
[ GASPS ]
[ ZAP! ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ ELECTRIC ENGINE REVS ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ ELECTRIC ENGINE REVS ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
WHAT NOW? STEP ON IT.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
WHAT'S THE PLAN, RIGBY?
STAY ON TARGET.
GRAAH!
[ GUN COCKS, WHIRS ] RIGBY!
**
GRAAH! A REWIND KING X-2!
TRY BLOCKING THIS!
AAH!!
OW!
[ BACK-UP ALARM BEEPING ]
REDUCE, REUSE,
RE-- TREE!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ SLOW-MOTION GRUNTING ]
[ GROANS ]
THERE'S NO WAY THE TAPE SURVIVED THAT.
SORRY, GUYS.
MAYBE THEY'LL LET US PAY THE REPLACEMENT FEE
ON A PLAN OR SOMETHING.
UGH!
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT MY ARM IN THE VCR!
STUPID! STUPID!
BRO! THE TAPE!
HUH?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SMOOCHES ]
MMM, BUTTERY.
FIVES, HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A WATCH OR...
[ SIGHS ] WE CAN STILL MAKE IT IF WE HURRY.
LET'S GO, BROS!
DOUBLE TIME!
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
UM, WE SHOULD PROBABLY CALL A CAB.
Man: WELL, GUYS, YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME.
ON ONE HAND, YOU BLEW UP OUR STAFF BOUNTY HUNTER,
BUT YOU DID RETURN "DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY" ON TIME.
LET'S CALL IT SQUARE.
SO, THERE'S NO FEE?
WELL, NORMALLY, I'D HAVE TO CHARGE YOU
A TAPE-WASHING FEE BECAUSE THE THING IS COVERED IN BUTTER,
BUT THOSE GUYS SAID THEY DIDN'T MIND,
SO YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.
WE'RE HAPPIER THIS WAY.
ACTUALLY, WE'RE HUGE BUTTER FANS.
[ CHUCKLES ] COOL.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M READY TO GO.
WAIT!
All: MOVIE NIGHT!
[ ALL CHANTING "DFH" ]
OH, YEAH. WE SMASHED THE VCR.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE...
FOREIGN LANGUAGE -- CHECK.
GEOLOGY -- CHECK.
ALL THAT'S LEFT IS...
BAM! GYM CLASS!
ONCE I PASS THIS, I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO GRADUATE.
BESIDES, ANY BOZO CAN PASS GYM.
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PASS THE FIRST TIME?
I DON'T KNOW. HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
[ BELL RINGS ]
ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE LOAFERS, LISTEN UP!
COACH McCRACKLE WILL NO LONGER BE TEACHING HERE.
[ MURMURING ] WHAT? MY GOSH. THAT'S --
HE REQUESTED THAT I READ THIS LETTER OF RESIGNATION
TO YOU ALL.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
"DEAR CLASS, THINGS ARE FINALLY LOOKING UP FOR ME.
I HAVE WON THE LOTTERY.
NOW THAT I'M A RICH MAN, I WILL NEVER HAVE TO SPEND
ANOTHER SECOND IN THAT DISGUSTING GYM
WITH YOUR PIMPLY, GREASY FACES EVER AGAIN."
IT, UH... GOES ON LIKE THIS FOR A WHILE.
BUT ANYWAY, WE FOUND A NEW SUBSTITUTE
FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE SCHOOL YEAR.
A SUBSTITUTE? THIS WILL BE EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
HELLO, HIGH-SCHOOL DEGREE!
SO, PLEASE WELCOME FORMER STUDENT
AND FIVE-TIME VOLLEYBALL CHAMPION
COACH FRANCIS JABLONSKI.
[ THUD! THUD! THUD!]
**
[ GASPS ]
BODY CHECK!
JABLONSKI, NO -- AAH!
SET ME UP! [ GRUNTS ]
OW! JABLONSKI!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
JABLONSKI!
[ LAUGHS ]
JABLONSKI.
WELL, JABLONSKI, I'LL LEAVE YA TO IT.
LISTEN UP, YOU CLOWNS.
NOW THAT I'M RUNNING THIS SHOW,
THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ] EVERYBODY, 20 LAPS!
LET'S GO! EXCEPT MY LITTLE BRO, AIDEN,
WHO HAS ALREADY ACHIEVED PEAK PHYSICAL FITNESS.
[ CHUCKLES ] LOOK AT THIS.
I DIDN'T KNOW THE SCHOOL HAD A 10-YEAR PROGRAM.
LISTEN, JABLONSKI, HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
WE'VE BOTH MATURED A LOT SINCE THEN.
LET'S BURY THE HATCHET.
HA! AS IF!
YOU WANT TO FAIL MY CLASS LIKE YOU FAILED AT LIFE?
NO, SIR. THEN GET MOVING!!
[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY ]
58, 59, 60...
LET'S GO!
MORE JUMPS, LESS JACKS.
[ GRUNTS ]
AAH! [ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
GET BACK ON THE ROPE, BUTTERFINGERS!
THIS AIN'T NAP TIME.
[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY ]
COME ON, LET'S HUSTLE. ONLY THREE MILES LEFT.
THAT'S RIGHT. PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT.
I WANT THE JABLONSKI MOBILE SPOTLESS BEFORE LUNCHTIME.
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GYM CLASS?
EVERYTHING! NOW KEEP SCRUBBING.
[ GROANS ] LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --
YOU WANT ME TO FIRE JABLONSKI?
YES, PRINCIPAL DEAN.
[ SIGHS ]
I CAN'T FIRE HIM, BUT I CAN TALK TO HIM ON YOUR BEHALF
ABOUT THE CAR THING.
WHAT? NO, DON'T MENTION ME.
HE'LL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE IF HE KNOWS I TOLD YOU.
IT'LL BE TOTALLY ANONYMOUS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME.
[ BELL RINGS ]
ALL RIGHT, BEFORE WE BEGIN,
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
PRINCIPAL DEAN JUST TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE HERE
HAS A PROBLEM WITH MY TEACHING.
TOTALLY ANONYMOUS. [ GULPS ]
WELL, GUESS WHAT.
THAT SOMEONE JUST EARNED YOU ALL EXTRA LAPS.
[ ALL GROANING ]
AWW, MAN. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE SNITCHED.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ] LET'S GO! GET TO IT!
[ WHISTLES ] HOLD IT, RIGBY.
I GOT A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. AIDEN!
YOU GET TO WASH MY DISHES.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
YOU'RE JUST A SUBSTITUTE.
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.
I KNOW YOU RATTED ME OUT, RIGBY.
GOOD LUCK PASSING MY CLASS NOW.
MIGHT WANT TO PUT SOME ELBOW GREASE INTO IT.
SOME OF THAT FOOD IS REALLY CAKED ON THERE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ GROANS ]
[ Mockingly ] MIGHT WANT TO PUT SOME ELBOW GREASE INTO IT.
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ GROANS ] DUDE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS?
WORSE. IT'S JABLONSKI.
HE'S THE NEW SUBSTITUTE FOR MY GYM CLASS.
WHOA. HE'S A SUB NOW?
I THOUGHT HE'D BE IN JAIL OR SOMETHING.
[ SIGHS ] IT'S NOT FAIR.
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING TO GET MY DIPLOMA.
I FELL DOWN A CAVE HOLE, WENT ALL THE WAY TO CHINA,
JUST SO SOME MEATHEAD CAN FAIL ME AT GYM CLASS.
IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING! NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU JUST HAVE TO BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME.
BUT I'M TERRIBLE AT VOLLEYBALL.
WHAT WAS THAT OTHER THING HE WAS INTO?
FOOD...RUN?
[ GASPS ] YEAH.
AAH! UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
THESE TIMES ARE PATHETIC.
[ SIGHS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
[ TOWEL SNAPS ]
A-PLUS WORK, AIDEN. MAN, I'M STARVING.
DO THEY STILL DO TACO TUESDAY AT THE CAFETERIA?
YOU COULD DO TACO TUESDAY, OR YOU COULD GO ON A...
FOOD RUN.
FOOD RUN?
I HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
THE GLORY DAYS.
W-WHAT'S FOOD RUN?
DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING, MILTON?
FOOD RUN IS A GAME WHERE TWO TEAMS
ORDER TAKEOUT FROM THE SAME PLACE.
THEY RACE TO THE RESTAURANT,
AND THE FIRST TEAM BACK WITH THE FOOD WINS.
I'VE NEVER LOST IN MY LIFE.
JABLONSKI, I CHALLENGE YOU TO FOOD RUN.
IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A PASS IN PHYS. ED.
HMM! HMM! [ ALL GASPING ]
RIGBY, NO!
ALL RIGHT, BUT IF I WIN, YOU FAIL
AND YOU GOT TO WASH ME AND AIDEN'S DIRTY JOCK STRAPS
FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER.
[ GASPS ] Y-YOU'RE ON!
TOMORROW NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT.
WE'LL RUN TO THE CHEEZERS ON THE BAD SIDE OF TOWN.
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE, RIGBY.
ONCE A LOSER, ALWAYS A LOSER!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, RIGBY?
I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP.
[ MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
I KNEW HE WOULDN'T SHOW.
PROBABLY PAST THAT LITTLE CHICKEN'S BEDTIME.
[ LAUGHS ]
HE'S PROBABLY ALL NESTLED IN HIS CHICKEN COOP.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
CHICKEN.CHICKEN.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ POP! ]
**
EVENING, JAB-LOSERS.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
TWO DWEEBS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT RIDE, TWERP?
BORROWED IT FROM MY LITTLE BRO,
WHO'S WAY COOLER THAN YOUR LITTLE BRO.
[ GROANS ] LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
[ ENGINES REV ]
ALL RIGHT, THE FIRST TEAM TO PICK UP THEIR FOOD
AND MAKE IT BACK TO THE FRONT STEPS WINS!
**
[ GIGGLES ] GENTLEMEN!
GET READY TO PLACE YOUR ORDERS!
**
ON YOUR MARK...
GET SET...GO!
[ Dialing ]
[ Busy signal ]
UGH, IT'S BUSY?
[ Ringing ] [ CHUCKLES ] SPEED DIAL.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
CHEEZERS. YEP...UH-HUH.
EXTRA CHEESE. GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU SOON.
WE GOT A FOOD RUN!
OKAY, LET'S GO! [ TIRES SQUEALING ]
**
NO! FORGET IT!
I'M JUST ORDERING AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HEY, IT'S NOT SO BAD HERE.
GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
AAH!AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH ]
AAH! NO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, GRANDMA!
[ GRUNTS ]
OW! JABLONSKI!
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ]
**
[ BEEPING ]
JABLONSKI'S ALMOST THERE.
**
UGH! HE'S PULLING THE DRIVE-THROUGH MOVE.
THAT'S SO MUCH QUICKER.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ PANTING ]
**
PICK UP FOR TEAM RIGBY!
UH, IT'S ALMOST READY.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
**
SORRY. IT'S MY FIRST DAY.
[ GRUNTS ]
AWW, COME ON! [ PANTING ]
U-UM...
JUST GIVE ME MY FOOD!
IT'S MY -- IT'S MY FIRST DAY.
[ PANTING, GRUNTS ] HOLD THIS.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
FINALLY. LET'S GO.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ] Rigby: WHAT'S THE MAP SAY?
GO UP HERE. THERE'S A SHORTCUT.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
LOOK OUT! [ ALL GROANING ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
AAH!
AAAH!AAAH!
[ GROANS ] SAUCE ME, BRO.
[ GROANS ]
AH! [ CATS MEOWING ]
SHOO! GO AWAY! [ GRUNTS ]
I SAID, "GET OFF MY PROPERTY!"
AAH!
**
OH, YEAH. WE'RE GONNA WIN.
Both: JABLONSKI! JABLONSKI! JABLONSKI!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ SCREAMING ]
UGH...
UGH.
**
GO BEAT JABLONSKI, DUDE.
**
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
**
[ Distorted ] BEAT HIM, RIGBY!
BEAT HIM SO YOU CAN FINALLY GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL!
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ Distorted ] NO!
[ GROANS ]
TEAM RIGBY WINS!
[ CHEERING ]
YEAH!
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
YOU DID IT, DUDE!
[ CRYING, SNIFFLING ] IT'S NOT FAIR.
I USED TO BE THE KING OF THIS SCHOOL.
NOW I'M JUST A LAME-O SUBSTITUTE TEACHER
WHO CAN'T EVEN WIN AT FOOD RUN!
[ SOBS ]
COME ON, MAN.
HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
YOU GOT TO GET PAST THE GLORY DAYS AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
FOCUS ON THE NOW.
[ SNIFFLES ] YOU'RE RIGHT.
I GOT TO SAY, I GOT MAD RESPECT FOR THAT RESPONSE AND FOR YOU.
SO MUCH RESPECT THAT I'M GONNA EMBROIDER YOUR FACE
ONTO MY LETTERMAN'S JACKET!
OH, NO, THAT'S COOL.
UH, YOU CAN JUST PASS ME IN GYM CLASS.
YOU GOT IT, BRO.
YEAH!YEAH! YEAH!YEAH!