1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,582 Billy: HELLO? ANYONE THERE? 2 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,717 I DON'T LIKE IT, BILLY. 3 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,887 I WAS EXCITED WHEN YOU WON THOSE ALL-ACCESS PASSES 4 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,523 TO THIS DONUT FACTORY, BUT NOW THAT WE'RE HERE, 5 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,326 SEEMS TO BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED. 6 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,995 SHH. YOU'RE RIGHT. SOMETHING'S FISHY. 7 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,098 THERE'S NOT A DONUT IN THIS PLACE. 8 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:34,268 UH, IF THERE ARE NO DONUTS, THEN WHY DO I SMELL... 9 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,903 FROSTING? 10 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,438 AAH!! AAH!! 11 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,678 "DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY"! 12 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:47,448 BEST WORST MOVIE EVER! 13 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,283 AGAIN? 14 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:52,286 WHY DO YOU GUYS MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS MOVIE? 15 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,055 YOU'VE SEEN IT 1,000 TIMES. IT'S TERRIBLE. 16 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,125 DUDE, WE KNOW. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY. 17 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,093 YEAH, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THAT SOLO ALBUM 18 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,262 YOU RECORDED LAST YEAR IF PEOPLE HAD LIKED IT. 19 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:05,633 "...AND BENSON FOR ALL" WAS CRIMINALLY MISUNDERSTOOD! 20 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:11,272 BILLY, ARE YOU SURE THE SEWER'S THE ONLY WAY OUT? 21 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:14,308 IF YOU CAN THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO ESCAPE AN EVIL DONUT, 22 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:15,543 I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT. 23 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,312 WAIT! LOOK OUT! SEWER GATOR! 24 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,555 OH, NOW? 25 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,461 MR. PRESIDENT, SIR! 26 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,296 PROTOTYPE 58 HAS ESCAPED. 27 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,797 GREAT SCOTT! 28 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:40,268 THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR PLAYING... 29 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:42,102 UH...LINE? 30 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:48,776 WHY DOES HE GET HUGE FOR THAT ONE SCENE? 31 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,845 SHH! HERE COMES THE BEST PART. 32 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:56,484 All: REDUCE. REUSE. RE-EST IN PEACE! 33 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,220 WHAT? NO! 34 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:07,795 I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT IT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME! 35 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,097 I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THE GUY IN THE DONUT SUIT 36 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,266 IS THE DIRECTOR BECAUSE HE RAN OUT OF MONEY 37 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,367 TO PAY THE ACTORS. 38 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,536 I HEARD THE CROCODILES IN THE SWAMP SCENE 39 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,971 WERE FOUR IGUANAS TAPED TOGETHER. 40 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:19,473 WASN'T THAT JUST A GUY IN A SUIT? 41 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:22,310 UH, YOU'RE THINKING OF THE ALLIGATOR SCENE. 42 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,545 YOU GOT TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR TAXONOMY, BRO. 43 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,381 WELL, WE CAN FIND OUT FOR SURE NEXT TIME WE RENT IT. 44 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,049 WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE RENTAL STORE, THOUGH. 45 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,684 THERE'S PROBABLY PEOPLE WAITING FOR IT. 46 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,286 UGH! THAT STUPID WAIT LIST. 47 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,688 I MISS WHEN WE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS. 48 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,790 IT'S DUE BACK AT THE VIDEO STORE BY 5:00. 49 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,292 THAT GIVES US HALF AN HOUR. 50 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,327 PLENTY OF TIME. 51 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,061 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS EJECT THIS PUPPY, 52 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:44,064 HOP IN THE CART, CRUISE ON OVER TO THE... 53 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,235 I SAID EJECT THIS PUPPY. 54 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,070 GUYS, THE TAPE'S STUCK. 55 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,241 NO, IT ISN'T. LET ME TRY. 56 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,910 YEAH, IT'S STUCK. 57 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,413 BROS, I CAN'T AFFORD A LATE FEE! 58 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,881 OKAY, OKAY, WE GOT THIS. 59 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,083 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND SOME WAY TO PULL THAT TAPE OUT, 60 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,586 AND AS LONG AS WE DO IT WITHIN THE NEXT... 61 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,054 28 MINUTES. 62 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,690 ...WE CAN RETURN IT TO THE STORE, AND BAM, NO LATE FEE. 63 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:10,858 THAT'LL WORK. OKAY, LET'S DO THAT. 64 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,393 PHEW. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS OKAY. 65 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,896 I GOT MY TOOLS. WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 66 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,131 "DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY'S" STUCK IN THE VCR. 67 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,736 NOW WHAT?! LET ME TRY SOMETHING. 68 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,910 IT'S NEVER GONNA COME OUT. 69 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,413 I COULD TRY MY FAMILY'S TECHNIQUE. 70 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,915 YOU'RE GREAT. 71 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,285 MORDECAI'S RIGHT! THE TAPE'S A GONER! 72 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:38,619 I GOT THIS. 73 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,020 WHOO! 74 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:40,788 WHOO! 75 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,222 WHOOOOOO! 76 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:44,124 STOP! YOU'LL BREAK THE TAPE! 77 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,294 THE VIDEO GUY SAID IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE. 78 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,962 NOBODY'S EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT MY TECHNIQUES BEFORE. 79 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,265 UH, GUYS, WE GOT LIKE 20 MINUTES 80 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,766 TO GET THE TAPE BACK TO THE STORE. 81 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,801 LET ME HIT IT SOME MORE. 82 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,469 LET'S JUST SMASH IT. 83 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,737 I, UH, I COULD -- 84 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,272 GUYS, GUYS, CALM DOWN. 85 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,641 I'LL JUST REACH IN, GRAB THE TAPE, AND PULL IT OUT. 86 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,110 JUST LIKE HOW I GET PRIZES OUT OF THE CEREAL BOX. 87 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,214 COME ON, BABY. 88 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,883 I GOT IT! 89 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:10,984 GUYS, I GOT IT! 90 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,185 AND NOW TO PULL IT OUT. 91 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,723 MY ARM'S NOT COMING OUT. 92 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,425 MY ARM'S NOT COMING OUT! 93 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,158 I GOT THIS! 94 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,427 AAH! 95 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,764 WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, BROS. 96 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,068 VHS, THE HOME OF VERY HAPPY SERVICE. 97 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,403 HOW MAY I HELP YOU. 98 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,438 OH, YEAH, HI. 99 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,306 IS THERE A GRACE PERIOD FOR RETURNING 100 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:36,176 "DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY" LATE DUE TO, UH... 101 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:38,979 ...UNAVOIDABLE VCR MISHAPS? 102 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,280 YOU NEED TO HAVE IT HERE ON TIME, 103 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,915 OR YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY THE FEE. 104 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,351 WHICH IS? 105 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,152 SAME AS THE BUDGET OF THE MOVIE -- 106 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:48,188 TWO...HUNDRED... DOLLARS. 107 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,190 WHAT?! NOBODY CAN AFFORD THAT! 108 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,192 THIS DUDE SAYS THE FINE IS 200 BUCKS. 109 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,461 OH, AND THERE'S SOMEONE HERE 110 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,095 WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO RETURN IT. 111 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,597 DONUTS ARE FOREVER! 112 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,333 YOU HAVE 17 MINUTES TO GET IT BACK HERE. 113 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,869 WE'VE GOT TO GET THAT TAPE BACK NOW. 114 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,141 WE SHOULD ALSO GET RIGBY SOME SERIOUS HELP. 115 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,545 WHOA, YOU'RE GETTING BIG THERE, TAMARA. 116 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,013 All: EILEEN! EILEEN! 117 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,615 GUYS? WHAT'S GOING ON? 118 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,983 RIGBY NEEDS YOUR HELP! 119 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,117 NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! 120 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,251 IS HE HURT? WHAT HAP-- 121 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,188 OH. STEFFAN! YES, MA'AM! 122 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,357 WARM UP A TUB OF BUTTER FROM THE PANTRY STAT! 123 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,559 ON IT! LAY HIM DOWN ON THE TABLE. 124 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,563 HEY, BUDDY. HOW YOU HOLDING UP? 125 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,566 EILEEN. 126 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,502 IT'S PRETTY MUCH OVER FOR ME. 127 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:39,139 I'M SO GLAD I GOT TO SEE YOU... BEFORE...THE END. 128 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,741 RIGBY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT -- 129 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,410 I'M GONNA MISS YOUR FACE, 130 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:45,546 YOUR GLASSES, YOUR LITTLE SIDE PONY. 131 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:49,583 FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE KNOWN AS "OLD MAN VHS HAND." 132 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,751 THAT'S CREEPY. 133 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:51,852 HERE'S YOUR BUTTER, MA'AM! 134 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:52,986 DON'T WORRY, RIGBY. 135 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,388 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 136 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,391 WELL? CAN YOU GET THE TAPE OUT? 137 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,726 NO. 138 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,928 NOW IT'S STUCK AND IT'S MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD. 139 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,496 THERE'S NO TIME, BRO. 140 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,864 WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS. 141 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,599 WE'VE GOT TO GO NUCLEAR. 142 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,267 EILEEN? 143 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:07,935 I DON'T KNOW. 144 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,302 IT COULD WORK. 145 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:12,005 AAH!! 146 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,007 WAIT! HUH? 147 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,375 DON'T SMASH IT. 148 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,944 I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO RESORT TO THIS, 149 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,112 BUT...WE HAVE TO GO TO THE VCR REPAIR SHOP. 150 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,549 WHOA, DUDE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME. 151 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,451 IT MIGHT BE EASIER TO JUST BREAK MY ARM. 152 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:24,618 NO. 153 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:25,786 LET'S JUST DO IT. 154 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,588 MAYBE HE WON'T BE CREEPY THIS TIME. 155 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:32,460 HAVE YOU JUST TRIED LETTING GO OF THE TAPE, OR... 156 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,464 MEN. AM I RIGHT, TAMARA? 157 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,702 LAZY DAVE! MORDECAI. 158 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,970 YOUR MOM COME WITH YOU? 159 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,772 NO, MAN. JUST MY BUDDIES. 160 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,039 AW, DANG. 161 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,708 WE GOT A TAPE STUCK IN THIS VCR. 162 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,876 I'M ALSO STUCK IN THE VCR, 163 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,143 BUT I'M STARTING TO GET USED TO IT. 164 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,879 ALL RIGHT, THEN LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 165 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,814 SO, MORD, HOW'S YOUR MOM BEEN? 166 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,583 INCREDIBLY MARRIED. 167 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:56,984 STILL? 168 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,319 DID YOU KNOW MORDECAI'S MOM AND I USED TO DATE? 169 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:03,090 UNTIL THAT FATEFUL NIGHT THE RAIN STARTED TO FALL WHEN -- 170 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,793 UH-OH. A REWIND KING X-2. 171 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,094 THIS THING'S UNBREAKABLE! 172 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,395 WELL, CAN YOU JUST TRY? 173 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,797 ONLY IF YOU PUT IN A GOOD WORD 174 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,164 WITH YOUR MOM FOR ME, MORDECAI. 175 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,266 DUDE, NO. FINE. 176 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:18,038 WE'LL START BY POPPING THE FACE OFF THE VCR. 177 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,776 YOU SURE YOUR MOM'S STILL MARRIED? 178 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:23,677 UGH! 179 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:24,678 THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME. 180 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,649 UH, WE'VE GOT LIKE SEVEN MINUTES LEFT. 181 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:29,850 I GOT IT. 182 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,352 WHAT IF WE DON'T HAVE TO GET THE TAPE OUT? 183 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:35,889 I KNOW HOW WE CAN GET THE VIDEO STORE ON A TECHNICALITY. 184 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,593 HERE YOU ARE. ONE TAPE, AS AGREED UPON. 185 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,596 AND I BELIEVE NOWHERE IN THE CONTRACT DOES IT STATE 186 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,832 THAT THE TAPE HAS TO BE WATCHABLE. 187 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,567 IT'S THE FIRST LINE! 188 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:51,371 AND YOU CAN'T RETURN A TAPE STUCK INSIDE A VCR 189 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,440 THAT ALSO HAS A DUDE'S ARM STUCK IN IT! 190 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,108 ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG, 191 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,877 I DON'T MIND IF THERE'S AN ARM STUCK TO IT. 192 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,846 THE CUSTOMER GETS WHAT THE CUSTOMER WANTS. 193 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,281 WAIT HERE WHILE I GET OUR ARM REMOVAL SHEARS. 194 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,415 WHAT?! 195 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,519 WHERE'D THE SHEARS GO? 196 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,154 DUDE, RIGBY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 197 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,388 OH, HERE THEY ARE. 198 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,322 WHAT? 199 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,059 WE'VE GOT RUNNERS! 200 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:17,731 THE CUSTOMER'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL LOST OR DAMAGED TAPES. 201 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,671 YAY, TAPE HUNTER! 202 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,273 WE ARE NEVER GOING BACK TO THAT STORE. 203 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,078 I'M COMING FOR THAT TAPE. 204 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,681 STEP ON IT, BROS! 205 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,250 THE VIDEO STORE HAS ITS OWN BOUNTY HUNTER? 206 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,189 GIVE ME THE TAPE AND NO ONE GETS HURT! 207 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,824 DUDE, WE WANT TO GIVE YOU THE TAPE! 208 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,239 WHAT NOW? STEP ON IT. 209 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,747 WHAT'S THE PLAN, RIGBY? 210 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,081 STAY ON TARGET. 211 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,416 GRAAH! 212 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,151 RIGBY! 213 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,961 GRAAH! A REWIND KING X-2! 214 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,163 TRY BLOCKING THIS! 215 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,167 AAH!! 216 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,202 OW! 217 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,577 REDUCE, REUSE, 218 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:38,812 RE-- TREE! 219 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,958 THERE'S NO WAY THE TAPE SURVIVED THAT. 220 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,292 SORRY, GUYS. 221 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,994 MAYBE THEY'LL LET US PAY THE REPLACEMENT FEE 222 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,395 ON A PLAN OR SOMETHING. 223 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,496 UGH! 224 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,932 I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT MY ARM IN THE VCR! 225 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,668 STUPID! STUPID! 226 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,335 BRO! THE TAPE! 227 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:02,836 HUH? 228 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,940 MMM, BUTTERY. 229 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,508 FIVES, HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE? 230 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,644 AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A WATCH OR... 231 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,080 WE CAN STILL MAKE IT IF WE HURRY. 232 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,114 LET'S GO, BROS! 233 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,248 DOUBLE TIME! 234 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,687 UM, WE SHOULD PROBABLY CALL A CAB. 235 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,689 Man: WELL, GUYS, YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME. 236 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,191 ON ONE HAND, YOU BLEW UP OUR STAFF BOUNTY HUNTER, 237 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:27,194 BUT YOU DID RETURN "DONUT FACTORY HOLIDAY" ON TIME. 238 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,328 LET'S CALL IT SQUARE. 239 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,629 SO, THERE'S NO FEE? 240 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,464 WELL, NORMALLY, I'D HAVE TO CHARGE YOU 241 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:34,501 A TAPE-WASHING FEE BECAUSE THE THING IS COVERED IN BUTTER, 242 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,203 BUT THOSE GUYS SAID THEY DIDN'T MIND, 243 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,337 SO YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK. 244 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,638 WE'RE HAPPIER THIS WAY. 245 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,573 ACTUALLY, WE'RE HUGE BUTTER FANS. 246 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,443 COOL. 247 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,645 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M READY TO GO. 248 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,579 WAIT! 249 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,383 All: MOVIE NIGHT! 250 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,361 OH, YEAH. WE SMASHED THE VCR. 251 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,250 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE... 252 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,652 FOREIGN LANGUAGE -- CHECK. 253 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,087 GEOLOGY -- CHECK. 254 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,989 ALL THAT'S LEFT IS... 255 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,391 BAM! GYM CLASS! 256 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,061 ONCE I PASS THIS, I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO GRADUATE. 257 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,495 BESIDES, ANY BOZO CAN PASS GYM. 258 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,397 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PASS THE FIRST TIME? 259 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,399 I DON'T KNOW. HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 260 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,403 ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE LOAFERS, LISTEN UP! 261 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,506 COACH McCRACKLE WILL NO LONGER BE TEACHING HERE. 262 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,241 WHAT? MY GOSH. THAT'S -- 263 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:51,544 HE REQUESTED THAT I READ THIS LETTER OF RESIGNATION 264 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,846 TO YOU ALL. 265 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,350 "DEAR CLASS, THINGS ARE FINALLY LOOKING UP FOR ME. 266 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,786 I HAVE WON THE LOTTERY. 267 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:02,355 NOW THAT I'M A RICH MAN, I WILL NEVER HAVE TO SPEND 268 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,692 ANOTHER SECOND IN THAT DISGUSTING GYM 269 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,595 WITH YOUR PIMPLY, GREASY FACES EVER AGAIN." 270 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,298 IT, UH... GOES ON LIKE THIS FOR A WHILE. 271 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,633 BUT ANYWAY, WE FOUND A NEW SUBSTITUTE 272 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,236 FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. 273 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,571 A SUBSTITUTE? THIS WILL BE EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. 274 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,108 HELLO, HIGH-SCHOOL DEGREE! 275 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,310 SO, PLEASE WELCOME FORMER STUDENT 276 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,712 AND FIVE-TIME VOLLEYBALL CHAMPION 277 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,816 COACH FRANCIS JABLONSKI. 278 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,722 BODY CHECK! 279 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,224 JABLONSKI, NO -- AAH! 280 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,793 SET ME UP! 281 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,228 OW! JABLONSKI! 282 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,764 JABLONSKI! 283 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,969 JABLONSKI. 284 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,471 WELL, JABLONSKI, I'LL LEAVE YA TO IT. 285 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,306 LISTEN UP, YOU CLOWNS. 286 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,674 NOW THAT I'M RUNNING THIS SHOW, 287 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,509 THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE. 288 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,645 EVERYBODY, 20 LAPS! 289 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,114 LET'S GO! EXCEPT MY LITTLE BRO, AIDEN, 290 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,516 WHO HAS ALREADY ACHIEVED PEAK PHYSICAL FITNESS. 291 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,287 LOOK AT THIS. 292 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,957 I DIDN'T KNOW THE SCHOOL HAD A 10-YEAR PROGRAM. 293 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,359 LISTEN, JABLONSKI, HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 294 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,161 WE'VE BOTH MATURED A LOT SINCE THEN. 295 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,328 LET'S BURY THE HATCHET. 296 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,796 HA! AS IF! 297 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,499 YOU WANT TO FAIL MY CLASS LIKE YOU FAILED AT LIFE? 298 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,135 NO, SIR. THEN GET MOVING!! 299 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,141 58, 59, 60... 300 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,943 LET'S GO! 301 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,179 MORE JUMPS, LESS JACKS. 302 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,816 AAH! 303 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,718 GET BACK ON THE ROPE, BUTTERFINGERS! 304 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:39,953 THIS AIN'T NAP TIME. 305 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,591 COME ON, LET'S HUSTLE. ONLY THREE MILES LEFT. 306 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,727 THAT'S RIGHT. PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT. 307 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,730 I WANT THE JABLONSKI MOBILE SPOTLESS BEFORE LUNCHTIME. 308 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,632 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GYM CLASS? 309 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,534 EVERYTHING! NOW KEEP SCRUBBING. 310 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,304 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- 311 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,172 YOU WANT ME TO FIRE JABLONSKI? 312 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,707 YES, PRINCIPAL DEAN. 313 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:05,178 I CAN'T FIRE HIM, BUT I CAN TALK TO HIM ON YOUR BEHALF 314 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,980 ABOUT THE CAR THING. 315 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,381 WHAT? NO, DON'T MENTION ME. 316 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,317 HE'LL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE IF HE KNOWS I TOLD YOU. 317 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,386 IT'LL BE TOTALLY ANONYMOUS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 318 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,555 YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME. 319 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,158 ALL RIGHT, BEFORE WE BEGIN, 320 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,559 I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 321 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,562 PRINCIPAL DEAN JUST TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE HERE 322 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,898 HAS A PROBLEM WITH MY TEACHING. 323 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,100 TOTALLY ANONYMOUS. 324 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,435 WELL, GUESS WHAT. 325 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,338 THAT SOMEONE JUST EARNED YOU ALL EXTRA LAPS. 326 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,242 AWW, MAN. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE SNITCHED. 327 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,210 LET'S GO! GET TO IT! 328 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,412 HOLD IT, RIGBY. 329 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:42,549 I GOT A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. AIDEN! 330 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,885 YOU GET TO WASH MY DISHES. 331 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,454 YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 332 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,289 YOU'RE JUST A SUBSTITUTE. 333 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,623 I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. 334 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,425 I KNOW YOU RATTED ME OUT, RIGBY. 335 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,961 GOOD LUCK PASSING MY CLASS NOW. 336 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,863 MIGHT WANT TO PUT SOME ELBOW GREASE INTO IT. 337 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,866 SOME OF THAT FOOD IS REALLY CAKED ON THERE. 338 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,771 MIGHT WANT TO PUT SOME ELBOW GREASE INTO IT. 339 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,308 DUDE, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 340 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,410 CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS? 341 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,811 WORSE. IT'S JABLONSKI. 342 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,414 HE'S THE NEW SUBSTITUTE FOR MY GYM CLASS. 343 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,648 WHOA. HE'S A SUB NOW? 344 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,650 I THOUGHT HE'D BE IN JAIL OR SOMETHING. 345 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,119 IT'S NOT FAIR. 346 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,787 I'VE DONE EVERYTHING TO GET MY DIPLOMA. 347 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,223 I FELL DOWN A CAVE HOLE, WENT ALL THE WAY TO CHINA, 348 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,325 JUST SO SOME MEATHEAD CAN FAIL ME AT GYM CLASS. 349 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,926 IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING! NO, IT'S NOT. 350 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,761 YOU JUST HAVE TO BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME. 351 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,463 BUT I'M TERRIBLE AT VOLLEYBALL. 352 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,066 WHAT WAS THAT OTHER THING HE WAS INTO? 353 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,334 FOOD...RUN? 354 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:38,271 YEAH. 355 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,308 AAH! UGH! 356 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,844 THESE TIMES ARE PATHETIC. 357 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,751 A-PLUS WORK, AIDEN. MAN, I'M STARVING. 358 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,853 DO THEY STILL DO TACO TUESDAY AT THE CAFETERIA? 359 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:59,126 YOU COULD DO TACO TUESDAY, OR YOU COULD GO ON A... 360 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,327 FOOD RUN. 361 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,661 FOOD RUN? 362 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,430 I HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 363 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,831 THE GLORY DAYS. 364 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,333 W-WHAT'S FOOD RUN? 365 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,201 DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING, MILTON? 366 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,270 FOOD RUN IS A GAME WHERE TWO TEAMS 367 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,272 ORDER TAKEOUT FROM THE SAME PLACE. 368 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,840 THEY RACE TO THE RESTAURANT, 369 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,376 AND THE FIRST TEAM BACK WITH THE FOOD WINS. 370 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,977 I'VE NEVER LOST IN MY LIFE. 371 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:21,148 JABLONSKI, I CHALLENGE YOU TO FOOD RUN. 372 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:25,285 IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A PASS IN PHYS. ED. 373 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,686 HMM! HMM! 374 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,687 RIGBY, NO! 375 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,858 ALL RIGHT, BUT IF I WIN, YOU FAIL 376 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,527 AND YOU GOT TO WASH ME AND AIDEN'S DIRTY JOCK STRAPS 377 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,196 FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER. 378 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,698 Y-YOU'RE ON! 379 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,533 TOMORROW NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT. 380 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,370 WE'LL RUN TO THE CHEEZERS ON THE BAD SIDE OF TOWN. 381 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,538 YOU'RE GONNA LOSE, RIGBY. 382 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,108 ONCE A LOSER, ALWAYS A LOSER! 383 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,543 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, RIGBY? 384 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,212 I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. 385 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,899 I KNEW HE WOULDN'T SHOW. 386 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,936 PROBABLY PAST THAT LITTLE CHICKEN'S BEDTIME. 387 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,773 HE'S PROBABLY ALL NESTLED IN HIS CHICKEN COOP. 388 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,376 CHICKEN.CHICKEN. 389 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,084 EVENING, JAB-LOSERS. 390 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,619 WELL, WELL, WELL. 391 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,455 TWO DWEEBS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. 392 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,423 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT RIDE, TWERP? 393 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,958 BORROWED IT FROM MY LITTLE BRO, 394 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,893 WHO'S WAY COOLER THAN YOUR LITTLE BRO. 395 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,895 LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. 396 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,301 ALL RIGHT, THE FIRST TEAM TO PICK UP THEIR FOOD 397 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,304 AND MAKE IT BACK TO THE FRONT STEPS WINS! 398 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,475 GENTLEMEN! 399 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,844 GET READY TO PLACE YOUR ORDERS! 400 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,982 ON YOUR MARK... 401 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,850 GET SET...GO! 402 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,988 UGH, IT'S BUSY? 403 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,090 SPEED DIAL. 404 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,261 CHEEZERS. YEP...UH-HUH. 405 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,830 EXTRA CHEESE. GOT IT. 406 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,532 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU SOON. 407 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,833 WE GOT A FOOD RUN! 408 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,035 OKAY, LET'S GO! 409 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,105 NO! FORGET IT! 410 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,341 I'M JUST ORDERING AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH. 411 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,513 HEY, IT'S NOT SO BAD HERE. 412 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,182 GET OFF MY PROPERTY! 413 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,450 AAH!AAH! 414 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,884 AAH! NO! 415 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,222 KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, GRANDMA! 416 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,658 OW! JABLONSKI! 417 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,798 JABLONSKI'S ALMOST THERE. 418 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,138 UGH! HE'S PULLING THE DRIVE-THROUGH MOVE. 419 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,340 THAT'S SO MUCH QUICKER. 420 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,380 PICK UP FOR TEAM RIGBY! 421 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,015 UH, IT'S ALMOST READY. 422 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,187 SORRY. IT'S MY FIRST DAY. 423 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,358 AWW, COME ON! 424 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,592 U-UM... 425 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,826 JUST GIVE ME MY FOOD! 426 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,562 IT'S MY -- IT'S MY FIRST DAY. 427 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,064 HOLD THIS. 428 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,834 FINALLY. LET'S GO. 429 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,836 Rigby: WHAT'S THE MAP SAY? 430 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,372 GO UP HERE. THERE'S A SHORTCUT. 431 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,608 LOOK OUT! 432 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,215 AAH! 433 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,385 AAAH!AAAH! 434 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,920 SAUCE ME, BRO. 435 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,758 AH! 436 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,760 SHOO! GO AWAY! 437 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,929 I SAID, "GET OFF MY PROPERTY!" 438 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,198 AAH! 439 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,103 OH, YEAH. WE'RE GONNA WIN. 440 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,273 Both: JABLONSKI! JABLONSKI! JABLONSKI! 441 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,950 UGH... 442 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,385 UGH. 443 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,126 GO BEAT JABLONSKI, DUDE. 444 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,968 BEAT HIM, RIGBY! 445 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:13,105 BEAT HIM SO YOU CAN FINALLY GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL! 446 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,411 NO! 447 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,248 TEAM RIGBY WINS! 448 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,652 YEAH! 449 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,157 YOU DID IT, DUDE! 450 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:33,660 IT'S NOT FAIR. 451 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,095 I USED TO BE THE KING OF THIS SCHOOL. 452 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,831 NOW I'M JUST A LAME-O SUBSTITUTE TEACHER 453 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,167 WHO CAN'T EVEN WIN AT FOOD RUN! 454 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,536 COME ON, MAN. 455 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,171 HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 456 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,206 YOU GOT TO GET PAST THE GLORY DAYS AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. 457 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,441 FOCUS ON THE NOW. 458 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,510 YOU'RE RIGHT. 459 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:55,281 I GOT TO SAY, I GOT MAD RESPECT FOR THAT RESPONSE AND FOR YOU. 460 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:59,386 SO MUCH RESPECT THAT I'M GONNA EMBROIDER YOUR FACE 461 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,688 ONTO MY LETTERMAN'S JACKET! 462 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:02,889 OH, NO, THAT'S COOL. 463 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,857 UH, YOU CAN JUST PASS ME IN GYM CLASS. 464 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:07,694 YOU GOT IT, BRO. 465 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,730 YEAH!YEAH! YEAH!YEAH!