HERE YOU GO -- TWO BREAKFASTS TO GO.
I PUT EXTRA SYRUP IN YOUR SAUSAGE SCRAMBLER WRAP, RIGBY --
JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
SWEET MEAT! AW, YEAH!
SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE PLANNED FOR YOUR DAY OFF?
HM-HM! TWO WORDS, SIX SYLLABLES.
Together: SNOW TU-TU-TU-TUBING!
SNOW TUBING IS SO AWESOME.
YOU GO DOWN THE MOUNTAIN,
AND YOU HIT ALL THESE SWEET JUMPS.
YEAH, LAST YEAR, I HIT THIS SNOW BANK SO HARD,
I ALMOST FLIPPED OVER A BOULDER.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, EILEEN?
GOT ANY CRAZY TUBING STORIES?
UH, I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER BEEN SNOW TUBING.
WHAT?! YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SNOW TUBING?!
BUT YOU LOVE THE SNOW, AND YOU GO TUBING ALL THE TIME.
POOL TUBING IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT BEAST.
SAME THING -- JUST MORE THRILLS, CHILLS, AND SPILLS.
BUT MOSTLY SPILLS.
WE USUALLY GO UP TO CANYON RUN MOUNTAIN.
YOU SHOULD COME WITH US -- YOU'D LOVE IT.
OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT, BUT UH... I HAVE TO WORK.
THE COFFEE GRINDER'S BEEN ACTING UP
AND THE REPAIR GUY WON'T BE HERE FOR QUITE A WHILE,
SO THERE'S PROBABLY ZERO PERCENT CHANCE I'LL BE ABLE TO GO TODAY.
BUT YOU GUYS HAVE FUN.
OH, OKAY. WELL, DON'T WORK TOO HARD.
-SEE YA. -LATER, EILEEN.
BYE.
PHEW.
HUH?
Together: SURPRISE!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING? YEAH.
WE SWITCHED OUR DAY OFF
SO WE COULD GO SNOW TUBING TODAY INSTEAD.
NOW WE CAN ALL GO TOGETHER.
SNOW TUBING? WHOA!
I HAVEN'T GONE SINCE I WAS LITTLE.
THRILLS, CHILLS -- -AND DON'T FORGET THE SPILLS.
UH, THANKS, BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT I CAN MAKE IT.
I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD CLEAN OUT MY FRIDGE TODAY.
WHAT? THAT CAN WAIT.
BUT MY MILK IS GONNA EXPIRE SOON.
THE FUN IS GONNA EXPIRE IF YOU DON'T COME WITH US.
YEAH, EILEEN, I CAN HELP YOU
WITH THE FRIDGE WHEN WE GET BACK.
LET'S GO -- IT'LL BE REALLY COOL.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
Together: YEAH!
SNOW TUBING, SNOW TUBING.
CAN WE GET SOME SAUSAGE SCRAMBLER WRAPS FIRST?
SO, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE, RIGHT?
TONS OF TIMES.
IT'S FAR, BUT IT'S WORTH THE TRIP.
CANNON RUN MOUNTAIN HAS THE SICKEST SLOPES.
IT SNOWED YESTERDAY, TOO.
I BET THERE'S SOME FRESH POWDER ON THE MOUNTAIN.
AW, YEAH!
GOT TO GET ME SOME FRESH POW-POW!
SPEAKING OF POWDER,
DOES ANYONE NEED TO USE THE POWDER ROOM?
Together: NO. YOU SURE?
I WANT TO HEAR YOU INDIVIDUALLY.
-NO. -NO.
NO.
WAIT, A POWDER ROOM IS A BATHROOM RIGHT?
-YEAH. -NO!
WE'VE HIT EVERY BATHROOM SINCE WE'VE LEFT.
OH, OKAY.
WELL, I GOT TO GO.
MAN, THESE THINGS GO RIGHT THROUGH ME.
HOPEFULLY, I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN.
WE USUALLY HIT A TON OF TRAFFIC UP HERE,
BUT I KNOW A SHORT CUT.
JUST TAKE A RIGHT UP HERE AT THE FORK.
-A LEFT? -NO, A RIGHT.
-LEFT, GOT IT. -NO, RIGHT -- RIGHT!
UGH. -OH, SORRY, I HEARD "LEFT."
WELL, IT'S STILL PRETTY EARLY.
WE'LL PROBABLY BEAT THE TRAFFIC?
ALL RIGHT, UNLOCK THE DOORS -- I'M WALKING.
UGH, FINALLY.
IF WE HURRY, WE CAN GET 10 RUNS IN BEFORE IT GETS DARK.
I SAY WE GET SOME FOOD FIRST.
CAN'T GO SNOW TUBING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
YEAH, I AM PRETTY HUNGRY.
-I COULD EAT. -BUT I WANT THE POW-POW NOW-NOW!
AH, STUPID BODY.
OKAY, LET'S GET SOME FOOD.
YEAH, AFTER THE FIRST FEW RUNS, IT'S NOT SO BAD.
YOU'LL GO DOWN THE MOUNTAIN
AND BE LIKE, "DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH-DUH.
WHAT? YOU CALL THOSE BUMPS? I DIDN'T FEEL A THING."
AND IF YOU GO FAST ENOUGH, YOU'LL FEEL THE WIND
ON YOUR FACE, AND EVERYTHING IS LIKE, "SHEEW, SHEEW."
AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE!"
OH, MAN, REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN WE TALKED THOMAS
INTO GOING DOWN THAT DOUBLE BLACK...
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU PICKED
THIS OLD, BEAT-UP GRANDPA TUBE.
'CAUSE IT'S GOT THE MOST CHARACTER.
YEAH, AND A BUNCH OF HOLES.
AW, MAN.
WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET ANOTHER TUBE?
I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE AGAIN.
WELL... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS UP THERE.
YEAH, DON'T TAKE TOO LONG.
OH, LOOK, THERE'S A SINGLE-PERSON TUBE!
HEY, RIGBY, JUST TAKE THAT AND I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.
NO WAY -- I'M NOT GOING WITHOUT YOU.
DON'T BE SILLY. I DON'T MIND. HONEST.
BUT I MOVED THIS WHOLE TRIP SO WE COULD GO TUBING TOGETHER.
COME ON, IT'S GETTING DARK.
IF WE HURRY, WE CAN GET IN TWO SOLID RUNS.
KEEP IT MOVING. KEEP IT MOVING.
OH, WAIT. I FORGOT MY -- AGH!
GREAT VIEW UP HERE, HUH?
OH, LOOK -- HERE COME SOME PEOPLE TUBING.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
JUST BREATHING IN THE FRESH MOUNTAIN AIR.
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
KEEP IT MOVING. KEEP IT MOVING.
WHOA!
I'VE MADE A MISTAKE!
WHOA, DID YOU SEE THAT?
THAT GUY MUST HAVE BEEN GOING 50, MAYBE 60 MILES AN HOUR!
WITH TWO PEOPLE, OUR TUBE IS GONNA GO WAY FASTER THAN THAT.
KEEP IT MOVING.
CAN'T BACK DOWN NOW, SO KEEP IT MOVING.
HERE WE GO. WANT THE FRONT OR BACK?
BACK -- DEFINITELY BACK.
OKAY, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
WHAT?! AM I REALLY GONNA KNOCK MYSELF OUT?
WELL, YOU'RE IN THE BACK, SO MAYBE?
OH, SHOOT, I LEFT MY SCARF ON THE CHAIR LIFT.
I CAN'T LOSE IT. IT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOOM.
YOU MEAN THE SCARF THAT I BOUGHT YOU
THAT YOU'RE WEARING RIGHT NOW? UH...
WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-OKAY, READY? -YEP.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S HAVING FUN. WHOO, YEAH!
SO, YEAH, I JUST KEEP IT MOVING ALL DAY.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DO YOU KEEP IT MOVING AROUND HERE OFTEN?
PHEW!
DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND?! WAIT, NO!
STOP! TURN THIS THING AROUND!
I WANT TO GO DOWN! -EILEEN!
EILEEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I TOLD YOU -- I'M GETTING MY SCARF!
STOP LYING. JUST TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG.
THE THRILLS, THE CHILLS, THE SPILLS --
SNOW TUBING IS NOT FOR ME.
HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU'VE NEVER TRIED IT.
I DID TRY IT.
WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WENT SNOW TUBING WITH MY DAD.
WE TRIED TO HIT A JUMP...
BUT THE INERTIA WORKED AGAINST US.
THE COLD AIR FELT LIKE DEATH ON MY FACE.
AND THEN...
THAT'S WHEN I GOT THIS!
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT EXACTLY?
A SCAR -- A BAD ONE!
OH.
YEAH, EVER SINCE THEN, I'VE BEEN AFRAID OF SNOW TUBING.
I WAS JUST TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL YOU.
I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN THE TRIP.
I KNEW HOW MUCH IT MEANT TO YOU.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE EMBARRASSED.
I FREAK OUT OVER SMALL SPACES ALL THE TIME.
I'M NOT ASHAMED OF MY MUCASTAPHOBIA.
CLAUSTROPHOBIA. AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY I WASN'T HONEST WITH YOU FROM THE START. ITS OKAY.
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU DO SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO.
READY TO GO BACK? HOT CHOCOLATE'S ON ME.
YEAH, LET'S GO.
OOH, CLOSING TIME.
SO, YOU'VE, UH, SEEN HOW I KEEP THINGS MOVING.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I SLOW THINGS DOWN.
-UH-OH. -NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO! HEY, WE'RE UP HERE!
HELLO, ANYBODY?!
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
EPIC SPILLS.
HELLO! SOMEBODY, HELP!
DON'T WORRY. I'LL JUST CALL MORDECAI.
NO SERVICE?
WAIT, I GOT A BAR.
OOP!
WHOOPS.
WELL, I NEEDED A NEW PHONE ANYWAY.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
HM-HM! THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT OF THIS --
SNOW TU-TU-TU-TUBING.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
A DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND IN THE DARK?
THAT'S A DEATH SENTENCE.
LOOK, EILEEN, I KNOW WE CAN DO THIS.
I WON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.
YOU JUST GOT TO TRUST ME.
THIS IS IT. GET READY FOR THRILLS AND CHILLS.
AND SPILLS?
NOT THIS TIME.
HM-HM!
OKAY, ON THREE.
ONE, TWO...
NO, NO, NO!
KEEP IT MOVING.
TREES!
ROCKS!
GRIZZLY BEAR!!
OH, NO!
THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN BACK BY NOW.
DO YOU THINK THEY'RE OKAY?
YEAH, I'M SURE THEY'RE FINE.
RIGBY KNOWS THIS MOUNTAIN LIKE THE BACK OF HIS HAND.
WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S, LIKE, THIS PART RIGHT HERE. NO, THAT!
THAT... WAS AWESOME!
I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
WE WERE GOING SO FAST AND RAMPED UP A BEAR
AND FLEW OVER THIS CREVASSE AND...
WOW, EILEEN, NO WONDER
YOU WERE SO AFRAID TO GO TUBING.
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT, EXACTLY? OH!
I'M SORRY I WAS ACTING SO WEIRD YESTERDAY.
HOPEFULLY, THIS EXTRA DAY WILL MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME.
'CAUSE I NEED ME SOME OF THAT FRESH POW-POW!
WHOO! WE'RE GONNA HIT EVERY SLOPE!
UH...
I CALL FRONT THIS TIME.
BRING ON THE THRILLS, CHILLS, AND SPILLS.
YEAH!
THAT'S IT?!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN.
THE ANNUAL PARK MANAGER'S LODGE $50 CHILI COOK OFF
WILL BE THIS WEEKEND, AND AS ALWAYS,
THE COST OF YOUR INGREDIENTS CANNOT BE MORE THAN $50.
DAY ONE WILL BE AN ELIMINATION ROUND.
AND DAY TWO, FINALISTS WILL COMPETE
IN A NO-HOLDS-BARRED ARENA MATCH.
CELEBRITY CHEF SEAN BEN PIMENTO WILL JUDGE.
THE WINNER WILL GET THE UNDIVIDED RESPECT
OF THE ENTIRE LODGE!
RESPECT?
I WANT TO ENTER!
BENSON, NO!
GENE WINS EVERY YEAR.
EH, LET THE APPRENTICE ENTER.
NOT LIKE HE'S GONNA BEAT ME.
Man: LET'S HAVE A PREEMPTIVE CELEBRATION
IN GENE'S HONOR.
-WHOO! -YEAH, ALL RIGHT!
I GOT TO WIN THIS CHILI COOK OFF.
SO, I SAW MY FIFTH GRADE TEACHER
AT THE GROCERY STORE YESTERDAY.
WHAAAT? HEY, GUYS.
HOPE YOU SAVED SOME ROOM FOR CHILI.
OH, RIGHT -- FOR THE COMPETITION.
IT WAS TOUGH STAYING UNDER 50 BUCKS, BUT I DID IT.
DIG IN.
SO? IT'S GOOD.
YEAH, IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD.
OKAY. IT'S GOOD. YEAH, IT'S NOT BAD.
YOU SAID "GOOD" BEFORE.
YEAH, IT'S FINE, BENSON.
YOU SAID "NOT BAD" BEFORE.
IT'S CAFETERIA-LEVEL AT BEST.
UGH! IF I ONLY COULD USE A JADE PHANTOM PEPPER.
I USED TO COME ACROSS THEM WHEN I STUDIED ABROAD IN VENEZUELA.
IT'S SPICY AND SWEET WITH HINTS OF LAVENDER.
IT MADE ANY CHILI GO FROM "REGULáR" TO MUY BONITO.
BENSON, YOU KNOW THE JADE PHANTOM PEPPER
IS "MUY EXPENSIVO" IN THE STATES.
IT COSTS 20 GRAND.
YOU GOT TO WORK WITH WHAT YOU GOT.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS CONTEST.
YOU'RE RIGHT. IF GENE CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT.
GUYS! YOU GUYS! AAH!
DUDE, WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE.
I KNOW, I KNOW. JUST TRY MY CHILI.
OH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
PRETTY GOOD, YEAH.
AWARD WINNING GOOD?
MMMMAYBE?
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
YOU GUYS! AAH! HUH?
BENSON! WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!
JUST TRY THIS ONE LAST BITE.
UGH!
OH. OH, WOW.
BENSON, THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST CHILI I'VE EVER HAD.
REALLY?
GREAT. THAT'S PERFECT.
NOW TO GET SOME SLEEP BEFORE THE COMPETITION.
OH, WOW. THERE HE IS.
THERE WHO IS?
CELEBRITY JUDGE SEAN BEN PIMENTO.
HMPH!
HE'S COMING THIS WAY. SCATTER!
HELLO, MR. BEN PIMENTO. IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.
HE'S SAVING HIS VOCAL CHORDS FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
OH SAY NO MORE.
HMM.
HMPH!
SO, HOW'D IT GO?
I...I THINK HE LIKED IT.
THAT'S AWESOME, 'CAUSE I THINK HE LIKES GENE'S, TOO.
HMM.
I NEED YOU GUYS TO DO ME A FAVOR.
CAN YOU STEAL ME A CUP OF GENE'S CHILI?
ON IT.
BUT YOU GET WHERE I'M COMING FROM?
-HEY! -AAH!
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.
UH...WHAT'S THAT?
YOU'RE HERE TO TRY SOME OF MY WORLD-FAMOUS CHILI!
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERYONE.
THANKS. SEE YA, GENE.
SO?
SPICY AND SWEET.
WITH HINTS OF LAVENDER.
WHAT? GIVE ME THAT.
JADE PHANTOM PEPPER.
AND NOW JUDGE SEAN BEN PIMENTO TO PRESENT OUR COMPETITORS
FOR TOMORROW'S FINAL ROUND.
GENE.
AND ANDREW AARONSON.
YAY! WHOO!
ALL RIGHT! YES!
YES, YES, ME, ANDREW AARONSON!
UH, WAIT, WAIT.
WE JUST GOT A RANDOM PRICE TEST BACK FROM OUR LABS,
AND IT LOOKS LIKE ANDREW AARONSON'S CHILI
IS OVER BUDGET AT $51.20!
HE IS DISQUALIFIED.
YOU DISGUST ME. TAKE HIM AWAY!
BUT I -- WHAT?
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO GO WITH OUR NEXT RUNNER UP.
UH, M-M-MR. BEN PIMENTO?
IF I HAD TO CHOOSE A THIRD OPTION,
I SUPPOSE I WOULD BEGRUDGINGLY SELECT...
HIM.
UGH.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
BUT WHILE I APPRECIATE THIS HONOR,
WE HAVE A CHEATER AMONG US!
YOUR CHILI COST MORE THAN $50, GENE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?
I... I DON'T HAVE ANY.
YOU GOT HERE ON A TECHNICALITY, APPRENTICE.
JUST SMILE AND BRING YOUR MEDIOCRE CHILI TOMORROW.
MEDIOCRE?
YOU DID NOT MAKE A $50 CHILI,
AND I'LL PROVE IT!!
THOSE PEPPERS HAVE GOT TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
HUH?
OH, MY.
I BET THERE'S A RECEIPT FOR THOSE PEPPERS IN HERE.
COME ON, COME ON.
WHERE'S THE RECEIPT?
"PARK MANAGER'S LODGE"
$2 TRILLION?
THAT'S HOW HE CAN AFFORD ALL THOSE PEPPERS.
WHA--
THE STEMS.
BENSON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE?
I'M ON TO YOU, GENE. I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
I SEE. YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT, THEN.
YES, I DO.
YOU'VE BEEN USING THE JADE PHANTOM
AND I'VE GOT THE STEMS TO PROVE IT!
WHA--
CHEATING IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, GENE.
THIS IS A $20,000 PEPPER.
FOR YOU, MAYBE.
YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN GROWING THESE BABIES MYSELF,
SO TECHNICALLY THEY'RE FREE.
WHAT? IT TAKES 10 YEARS
TO RAISE EACH ONE,
AND I'VE BEEN GROWING THEM MY WHOLE LIFE.
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY COST SO MUCH?
OH. WELL, WAIT.
THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH $2 TRILLION IN LODGE MONEY?
HIGH-LEVEL LODGE BUSINESS.
NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, BENSON.
SO HE'S STILL GONNA USE THAT PEPPER
AND I'M ALWAYS GONNA LOSE TO GENE.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT GENE DOESN'T?
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT WHATEVER IT IS,
IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE SOMETHING
THAT NOBODY'S PUT INTO CHILI BEFORE.
OF COURSE!
CHILI! WHOO-WHOO!
A CHILI CONTEST WINNER
SHOWS A MASTERY OF TOMATO, BEAN, AND SPICE.
THE DEFENDING CHAMPION...
...THE GOOBER WHO EMBARRASSED HIMSELF...
...AND ME, SEAN BEN PIMENTO!
WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF CHILI!
PUT 60 MINUTES ON THE CLOCK!
READY...SET...
MAKE CHILI NOW!
WHOO! BENSON!
Mr. Sengly: BENSON GETTING HIS START LOOKING A LITTLE FRAZZLED.
GENE GOING FOR HIS PATENTED JADE PHANTOM PEPPERS.
AND I, OF COURSE, I MEAN THAT LITERALLY.
HE LITERALLY HAS THE PATENT.
Pimento: OH, WHAT'S BENSON DOING?
GENE, OF COURSE, BREAKING NO SWEAT.
Mr. Sengly: BENSON, FEELING THE PRESSURE.
GENE, NOT CONCERNED AT ALL.
I JUST LOVED YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD.
OH THE WIFE THOUGHT THE ANTLERS WOULD BE FUNNY.
FOR BENSON, WITH MERE MINUTES REMAINING,
ANY DISTRACTION COULD MEAN DISASTER.
BENSON. AAH!
SO WHAT IS THIS YOU'RE MAKING?
LET ME LOOK AT IT IN THE LIGHT.
UH, I GOT IT. OH, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS THING THAT I'M TOUCHING WITH MY UNWASHED FINGER?
WHAT IS THAT? IT'S --
OH, GEEZ.
SOMEBODY GET HIM A NEW KNIFE.
UGH!
Mr. Sengly: FIVE MINUTES.
GENE IS JUST RUNNING DOWN THE CLOCK
AT THIS POINT.
I NEED MORE WINGS!
Pimento: 30 SECONDS.
REMEMBER, IF THE CHILI ISN'T PLATED,
THE CONTESTANT IS DISQUALIFIED.
Mr. Sengly: THAT'S IT -- GENE'S DONE.
10 SECONDS LEFT.
Mr. Sengly: 10, 9, 8, 7... UGH!
...6, 5...
2, 1, ZERO!
I-I SUPPOSE HE TECHNICALLY PLATED IT.
TIME IS UP!
AND NOW I WILL BEGIN THE TASTING.
EXCELLENT AROMA.
MMM. MMM.
GENE, YOU HAVE PRESENTED THIS WONDERFUL CHILI FOR 10 YEARS,
AND STILL I AM SURPRISED AND REFRESHED.
THANK YOU, CHEF.
CHEF BENSON. INTERESTING PRESENTATION.
HMM. HMM.
THIS IS...
INCREDIBLE!
PHEW!
WHAT IS THIS FLAVOR I'M TASTING?
THIS TANG?
UH, CHICKEN WINGS, MR. BEN PIMENTO.
HOW NOVEL. I MUST HAVE A SECOND BITE.
OH, GO AHEAD. PLEASE.
MMM.
WHAT IS THIS?
UH, IT'S A CHICKEN BONE.
I RAN OUT OF TIME, SO...
HMM...YOU HAVE GIVEN ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT.
AND NOW TIME FOR THE FINAL JUDGING!
GENE, YOU GAVE ME A REINVENTION OF AN ALL-TIME CLASSIC,
BURSTING WITH EXOTIC AROMATIC HERBS.
BENSON, YOUR CHILI PROVIDED A RED-HOT TANG
ALTOGETHER NEW TO ME,
BUT IT CONTAINED INEDIBLE ELEMENTS.
SO I'M SORRY TO SAY, GENE,
YOU HAVE WON...
YES!
AW.
...MANY YEARS IN THE PAST,
BUT NOT THIS YEAR.
BENSON WINS!
YEAH!
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, DUNWOODY.
YEAH!