1 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,214 Mordecai: 2 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,548 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 3 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:17,085 YO, RIGBY, WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF? 4 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:19,253 WHAT? 5 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:20,821 YOUR 7th-GRADE SCIENCE PROJECT 6 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,157 ON WHICH PIZZA BOX MAKES THE BEST PILLOW. 7 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,758 WHAT? 8 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:26,594 DUDE, I MADE GROUNDBREAKING DISCOVERIES WITH THAT PROJECT. 9 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:27,828 COME ON, RIGBY. 10 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,064 WE'VE ALL DONE EMBARRASSING STUFF. 11 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,732 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID, 12 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:35,403 I USED TO PEEL THE PEPPERONI OFF OF PIZZA AND EAT IT SEPARATELY. 13 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,004 GEEZ. 14 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,572 HMM. OKAY. 15 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,408 THAT'S NOT REALLY THAT EMBARRASSING, MARGARET. 16 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,543 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT EMBARRASSING, 17 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,346 THERE'S THIS MANIFESTO I WROTE IN 6th GRADE. 18 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,648 WAIT, I THINK I STILL HAVE IT. 19 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,252 HERE IT IS! 20 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,953 "THE EILEEN PLAN." 21 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,622 OH, WOW. 22 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:57,425 "I, EILEEN ROBERTS, DO HEREBY SWEAR 23 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,059 TO ACCOMPLISH THE FOLLOWING 24 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:02,263 BY THE END OF MY FIRST QUARTER CENTURY ON PLANET EARTH." 25 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,533 "ONE -- LOWER AGE OF PRESIDENTIAL ELIGIBILITY TO 25. 26 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,201 TWO -- ACHIEVE PRESIDENCY." 27 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,404 TELL ME, HOW'S IT COMING WITH THOSE? 28 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,039 HEY, I'VE STILL GOT TIME. 29 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,908 YEAH, YOU CAN TOTALLY DO THAT STUFF BY THE TIME YOU'RE 44. 30 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:17,378 WHAT? NO, A QUARTER CENTURY IS 25 YEARS. 31 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,213 YEAH, I KNEW THAT. 32 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,483 "NUMBER THREE -- MARRY SOMEONE BRILLIANT, 33 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,153 PREFERABLY WITH SEVERAL PANTS UNDER HIS BELT"? 34 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,387 "PATENTS." 35 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,555 OH, "PATENTS." 36 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,391 "BUT JUST SUPER SMART IS OKAY, TOO"? 37 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,293 OH, MAN! 38 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,428 I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT, 39 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,397 MUCH LESS AM I MARRIED TO HIM. 40 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,299 YEAH, PRETTY FUNNY. 41 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:42,470 "NUMBER FOUR -- ELIMINATE ALLERGIC RESPONSES TO PEANUTS." 42 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,473 HEY, MORDECAI? 43 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,444 HEY, MORDECAI? 44 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:51,745 HEY, MORDECAI. AH, WHAT? 45 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,114 DO YOU THINK I'M DUMB? YES. 46 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:56,617 OKAY, YEAH. I THOUGHT SO. I WAS JUST CHECKING. 47 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,788 NO, YOU'RE NOT DUMB. 48 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,490 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 49 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,057 YOU'RE...SMART? 50 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,794 IN YOUR OWN WAY? 51 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,128 DUDE, WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM? 52 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,930 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN COOL WITH BEING DUMB. 53 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,599 IT'S JUST... 54 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,966 THE EILEEN PLAN. 55 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,868 EVEN IF I WAS SMART IN MY OWN WAY, 56 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,471 WHICH I'M NOT, I'M STILL NOT BRILLIANT. 57 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,440 I HAVE ZERO PATENTS OR PANTS. 58 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,808 YOU'RE OVERREACTING, MAN. 59 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,510 EILEEN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THAT STUFF ANYMORE. 60 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,845 BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW I DIDN'T GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 61 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,947 IF I'M EVER GONNA BE THE BRILLIANT GUY OF HER DREAMS, 62 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,283 THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 63 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,851 Principal Dean: SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- 64 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,321 YOU, AN ADULT, WANT TO ENROLL AT THIS SCHOOL 65 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,788 SO YOU CAN GET YOUR DIPLOMA 66 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,724 BECAUSE YOU'RE CURRENTLY TOO DUMB. 67 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,125 PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 68 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,627 NOT A CHANCE, RIGBY. 69 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,796 YOU PUT ME THROUGH ENOUGH GRIEF THE FIRST TIME YOU WENT HERE. 70 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,164 OH, COME ON, PRINCIPAL DEAN! 71 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,999 I KNOW I SCREWED UP IN HIGH SCHOOL, 72 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,501 BUT I SWEAR I'VE CHANGED. 73 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:48,802 FINE. 74 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,171 I SHOULDN'T DO THIS, BUT... 75 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,306 HMM... 76 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,708 YOU STILL NEED THREE CLASSES TO GRADUATE -- 77 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,245 A SCIENCE, A PHYS ED, AND A LANGUAGE. 78 00:02:57,278 --> 00:03:00,147 CHOOSE ONE TO START, AND I SUGGEST YOU BE REALISTIC. 79 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,650 I WILL. THANKS, PRINCIPAL DEAN. 80 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:06,854 YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. 81 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,823 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 82 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,525 HMM... OH, DUDE, PERFECT. 83 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,327 INTRO TO GEOLOGY. REMEMBER? 84 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,562 NOT REALLY. 85 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,364 "ROCKS FOR JOCKS." "NO ONE EVER FAILS." 86 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,931 OH, YEAH. 87 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,401 ALL THE ATHLETES TOOK IT 'CAUSE IT WAS BASICALLY A FREE PASS. 88 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,935 PIECE OF CAKE. I'LL DO IT. 89 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,904 YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT HANGING OUT WITH JOCKS ALL SEMESTER? 90 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,707 NAH, I'M GONNA RULE THAT PLACE LIKE A KING. 91 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:30,711 SETTLE DOWN, CLASS. 92 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,046 WE'VE GOT A RETURNING STUDENT WITH US TODAY. 93 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,616 RIGBY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO THE FRONT 94 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,150 AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF? 95 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,592 HEY, DUDES, LET ME RAP TO YOU ABOUT -- 96 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,029 'SUP? 97 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:53,233 I'M RIGBY, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME RIGBONE. 98 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,569 YOU GUYS HAVE ACTUALLY PROBABLY HEARD OF ME. 99 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,070 I USED TO GO TO THIS SCHOOL. 100 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,306 OH, YEAH. 101 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,574 MY OLDER BROTHER STEPPED ON YOUR NECK IN GYM CLASS. 102 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:01,975 DIDN'T YOU FLUNK OUT? 103 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,377 N-NO. 104 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:04,778 YEAH, RIGHT. 105 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,146 WHATEVER! I ONLY CAME BACK HERE 106 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,316 TO PROVE SOMETHING TO MY GIRLFRIEND, ANYWAY. 107 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,550 OH, COOL. 108 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,419 IS SHE A 100-YEAR-OLD DROPOUT, TOO? 109 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,620 NO. 110 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,755 SHE'S SUPER COOL AND, LIKE, A GENIUS. 111 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,757 YOU'RE OLD. 112 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,392 AIDEN, BRAEDEN, JAYDEN! 113 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:21,329 BEHAVE YOURSELF, OR YOU WON'T PASS THIS CLASS. 114 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,432 MRS. KESSLER, NOBODY'S EVER FAILED YOUR CLASS. 115 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:25,933 THAT'S TRUE. OKAY. 116 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:29,303 SO, FROM LAST WEEK, WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS IS CALLED? 117 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:32,840 AND REMEMBER, WE RULED OUT ROCK HOLE. 118 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,074 OHH! 119 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,779 WOW. 120 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,113 YOU NEVER STUDIED THIS HARD 121 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,782 WHEN YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN HIGH SCHOOL. 122 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,250 FAILURE'S NOT AN OPTION, DUDE. 123 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,018 IF EILEEN WANTS SOMEONE BRILLIANT, 124 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:47,120 SHE'S GONNA GET SOMEONE BRILLIANT. 125 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,527 HEY, EILEEN. 126 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,329 OHH, THAT WAS TONIGHT? 127 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:58,866 AAH. SORRY, I CAN'T. 128 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,301 UH...BECAUSE... 129 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,671 MORDECAI GOT DUMPED AGAIN. THAT GUY, RIGHT? 130 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,005 DUDE, WHAT THE...? 131 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,375 Shh. YEAH, IT'S REAL TOUCH-AND-GO RIGHT NOW. 132 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,609 HE NEEDS MY SUPPORT. 133 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,210 WE'RE STILL ON FOR FRIDAY, THOUGH! 134 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,513 THE BIG DANCE THING WE PLANNED FOR MONTHS! 135 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:13,714 GOT TO GO. SEE YA! 136 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,385 THAT'S THE THIRD THING I'VE HAD TO TURN DOWN THIS WEEK. 137 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,986 DUDE, JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH. 138 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,621 NOT UNTIL I'M BRILLIANT. 139 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,823 YOU HEAR THAT? 140 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,193 I HEARD IT, MRS. K. 141 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:29,463 I'M SURE EVERYONE DID, BUT THANKS FOR RESPONDING, RIGBY. 142 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,131 WELL, ANYWAY, THE HOLLOW SOUND 143 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,901 IS HOW YOU CAN TELL IF A ROCK IS A GEODE. 144 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,670 LOOK AT THAT. GORGEOUS. 145 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:40,140 WE'LL SEE PLENTY OF THESE ON OUR FIELD TRIP FRIDAY NIGHT. 146 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,642 UM... 147 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,043 EXCUSE ME. WHAT FIELD TRIP? 148 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,845 THE SPELUNKING FIELD TRIP -- 149 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,481 THE SECOND REQUIREMENT FOR THIS CLASS. 150 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:49,082 UM, WHAT'S THE FIRST? 151 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:51,051 THE BIG TEST THAT EVERYONE PASSES. 152 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,687 SO BASICALLY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP FOR THE FIELD TRIP, 153 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,222 AND YOU'LL PASS. 154 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,257 BUT I HAVE A BIG DATE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND THAT NIGHT. 155 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,560 I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU WANT TO PASS, 156 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,261 YOU GOT TO SHOW UP TO THE CAVE. 157 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,330 HELLO. 158 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,566 HEY, RIGBY! YOU READY FOR OUR DATE TONIGHT? 159 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,034 THE MODERN DANCE U.S.A. TROUPE 160 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,902 ONLY COMES THROUGH TOWN ONCE A YEAR, 161 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:12,440 AND THIS YEAR, THEY'RE LETTING THE AUDIENCE PARTICIPATE. 162 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:13,907 Aah! This is so special! 163 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,744 Like, unprecedented, and will never be repeated. 164 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,880 ARE YOU OKAY? 165 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,749 I'M NOT FEELING SO HOT, EILEEN. 166 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,417 I CAN BRING YOU SOME LOZENGES. 167 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,118 NO, I DON'T EAT SHELLFISH. I'M SORRY. 168 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,720 I THINK I BETTER STAY IN TONIGHT, 169 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,021 TAKE CARE OF THE OLD RIG-BOD. 170 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,356 CAN WE RESCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW? 171 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,225 W-WELL, THE DANCE TROUPE IS ONLY HERE ONE NIGHT. 172 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,430 BUT YEAH, OF COURSE. 173 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:37,798 GET SOME REST. 174 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,366 THANKS. I WILL. 175 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,035 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 176 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:47,040 YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS, OLD MAN RIGBY? 177 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,309 YEAH, IT'S PRETTY DARK IN THERE. 178 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,978 OOOOH! 179 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,245 I'LL BE FINE. 180 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,114 I'M FRIENDS WITH A CAVEMAN -- GREG. 181 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,884 OH, OKAY. GREG THE CAVEMAN. 182 00:06:58,285 --> 00:06:59,252 LEAVE RIGBY ALONE. 183 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:01,321 HE'S JUST TRYING TO GET AN EDUCATION. 184 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,156 LET'S TRY TO STAY FOCUSED, HUH? 185 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,926 IT'S EASY TO FALL DOWN A CAVE HOLE BUT HARDER TO COME OUT. 186 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,294 GETTING STUCK IN THE CAVE 187 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:09,296 WOULDN'T PREVENT YOU FROM PASSING THE CLASS 188 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,465 BUT COULD PREVENT YOU FROM BEING ALIVE. 189 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,834 ANYWAY, FOLLOW ME. 190 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,637 OH, HEY, EILEEN. 191 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,972 RIGBY'S NOT BACK FROM HIS FIELD TRIP TO THE CAVE YET. 192 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,141 HE'S...NOT HOME SICK? 193 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,777 NO, I THINK THE CLASS...UH... 194 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,245 THE CLASS OF... 195 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:29,216 ILLNESS HE HAS INVOLVES AN ADDICTION TO CAVES? 196 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,319 SO HE'S AT A CAVE NOW. HEH. 197 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,521 I SEE. 198 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:36,156 YOU'RE NOT BUYING THIS, ARE YOU? NO. 199 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,291 THEN CAN I HAVE THE SOUP? 200 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:39,760 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 201 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:44,532 THAT WAS 150,000 YEARS OLD! 202 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:45,766 COOL. 203 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,768 All: SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! 204 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,772 GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOUR STALACTITES, YOU DUMB JOCKS. 205 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,442 YOU, LIKE, REMIND ME OF MY DAD. HE'S FUNNY AND OLD. 206 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,978 OH, YEAH, HE'S SO OLD, AND HE'S SO FUNNY. 207 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,379 EILEEN?! 208 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,480 RIGBY! 209 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,616 HOW DID THE OLD MAN LAND SUCH A MEGA BABE? 210 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,117 WELL...NO! 211 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,954 YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE BEING LIED TO BY MY BOYFRIEND! 212 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,122 I MISSED THE DANCE SHOW TO BRING YOU SOUP! 213 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,058 EILEEN! 214 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,693 WAIT! 215 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,161 NOT SO FAST, RIGBY. 216 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,529 BUT I HAVE TO GET MY GIRLFRIEND! 217 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:18,165 JUST SAYING, IF YOU WANT TO PASS THIS CLASS -- 218 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,367 PASSING DOESN'T MATTER IF I DON'T HAVE EILEEN. 219 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:26,239 HOLD UP! 220 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,843 EILEEN? COME OUT AND TALK TO ME! 221 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,178 Eileen: GO AWAY, RIGBY! 222 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,746 LYING TO ME FOR WEEKS 223 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:35,315 SO YOU CAN SIT AROUND IN A CAVE WITH HIGH-SCHOOL KIDS? 224 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,984 YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO -- 225 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,352 EILEEN! 226 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,754 EILEEN, ARE YOU OKAY?! 227 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,222 DID YOU FALL DOWN THE ROCK HOLE? 228 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,357 I'M OKAY, BUT IT'S PITCH-BLACK DOWN HERE. 229 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,059 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT. 230 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,494 I'M COMING DOWN. 231 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,730 ACTUALLY, IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU WENT TO GET HELP. 232 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,364 OHH. 233 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,900 EILEEN, I CAN EXPLAIN. 234 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,735 I WAS GOING TO THE HOSPITAL, BUT I GOT LOST. 235 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:58,572 RIGBY, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SICK! JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH. 236 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,007 OKAY. 237 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,443 I'M NOT JUST HANGING OUT IN A CAVE WITH TEENS FOR FUN. 238 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,511 I... 239 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,280 I NEVER GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 240 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:08,415 REALLY? 241 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,517 THIS WHOLE CAVE THING IS JUST FOR SCHOOL CREDIT 242 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,219 SO I CAN GRADUATE AND GET MY DIPLOMA. 243 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,121 I NEVER CARED UNTIL I SAW THE EILEEN PLAN, 244 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,455 BUT NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT 245 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,224 IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE THE PRESIDENT, 246 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,359 AND I'M JUST GONNA BE SOME JERK YOU USED TO DATE. 247 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,361 BUT I DON'T NEED A GENIUS. 248 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,864 I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 249 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,298 YEAH? YEAH. 250 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,566 OHH!OHH! 251 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,035 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 252 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,303 IT'S WAY TOO DARK TO FIND A WAY OUT. 253 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,240 HMM... I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 254 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,376 NO. 255 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,945 RIGBY, ARE YOU DIGGING? 256 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,546 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DIGGING. 257 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,315 YOU KNOW CAVES ARE ALREADY UNDERGROUND, RIGHT? 258 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,450 AHA! 259 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,053 HERE! IT'S POINTY. WHAT IS IT? 260 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,320 IT'S QUARTZ. 261 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,456 NOW I JUST NEED... OHH! 262 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,491 PENTLANDITE! 263 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,795 HA! IT WORKED! 264 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:58,431 STILL NOT ENOUGH LIGHT. 265 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,735 WHAT NOW? Shh. 266 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,303 LISTEN. 267 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,173 IT'S HOLLOW. UH-HUH. AND CHECK THIS OUT. 268 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:11,178 OOH! PURPLE GEODE WITH JASPER BANDING. 269 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,913 CLASSY. THANKS. 270 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,181 NOW, IF I... 271 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,316 UH, HERE WE GO. 272 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,688 WOW! IT'S... 273 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:21,922 GORGEOUS. 274 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,356 RIGBY, LOOK. 275 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,627 RIGBY, THAT WAS PRETTY AMAZING. 276 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,663 YEAH. I LIKE THIS FEELING. 277 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:32,032 YOU KNOW, EVEN IF I MIGHT NEVER BE BRILLIANT, 278 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,834 I STILL WANT TO GET MY DIPLOMA... 279 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,602 FOR YOU AND FOR ME. 280 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,037 I RESPECT THAT. 281 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,840 UM, HEY, EILEEN? YEAH? 282 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,975 CAN I TRY SOMETHING WHEN WE'RE WALKING OUT? 283 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,176 OKAY. 284 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,778 WELL, THEY'RE DEAD FOR SURE. 285 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,714 OH, THE PRINCIPAL'S GONNA HAVE MY HEAD FOR THIS. 286 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,015 LOOK! 287 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,350 YEAH! 288 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:58,625 I KNOW EVERYONE PASSES THIS CLASS, BUT RIGBY JUST ACED IT. 289 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,560 I GET TO CARRY YOU NEXT TIME. 290 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,229 DEAL. 291 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,654 DID YOU ENJOY YOUR MEAL, SIR? 292 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,856 YOU BET! 293 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,824 KUNG PAO CHICKEN AND WHITE RICE -- 294 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,893 MY FAVORITE MEAL THREE YEARS RUNNING. 295 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,261 AH, THANK YOU. 296 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,764 FORTUNE COOKIE. 297 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,031 WOULDN'T WANT TO FORGET THAT. 298 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,767 IT'S THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY NIGHT. 299 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,204 HUH. 300 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:49,542 "ADVENTURE COMES TO THOSE WHO SEEK IT." 301 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,583 HMM. 302 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,886 HM-HM! 303 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,121 TIME TO ACE A FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASS! 304 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,189 BUENOS DAY-OS! 305 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,223 BONE JUICE! 306 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,524 GRUNTON TOG! 307 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,226 Principal Dean: WELL, RIGBY, YOU DID IT. 308 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,429 YOU FAILED ALL YOUR FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASSES. 309 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,532 MAKES ME SO SAD SEEING YOU WALKING THROUGH THE HALLS, 310 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,402 A GROWN MAN FLOATING AROUND LIKE A GHOST. 311 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:18,205 WHY DO I EVEN NEED A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, ANYWAY? 312 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,273 IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL EVER USE IT IN REAL LIFE. 313 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,109 I CAN GET BY ON MY STREET SMARTS -- 314 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,411 JUST WALKIN' AROUND, TALKIN' TO PEOPLE, 315 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,280 TALKIN' ON THE STREET, LIKE, "HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?" 316 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:31,084 JUST PASS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE SOMEHOW AND GRADUATE ALREADY! 317 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,286 I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! 318 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,255 AND THEN WE JUST SAT THERE CRYING FOR 10 MINUTES. 319 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,556 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, DUDE? 320 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,791 Benson: HELLO, EVERYONE. 321 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,592 I HAVE A VERY SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT. 322 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,762 I'M GONNA GO TO CHINA AND TEACH ENGLISH FOR A MONTH. 323 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:43,831 All: WHOA! 324 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:44,965 THAT'S AWESOME! I KNOW! 325 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,266 THEY EVEN COVER MY PLANE TICKET. 326 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,802 BENSON, DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANY CHINESE? 327 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,438 UH, NO. BUT I'M TEACHING ENGLISH, SO... 328 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,808 WELL, EVERYBODY, HAVE A GOOD MONTH, 329 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,244 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS SAY, 330 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,647 "ADVENTURE COMES TO THOSE WHO SEEK IT." 331 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,651 CLOSE THE WINDOW. 332 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,356 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT YOUR FOREIGN LANGUAGE, RIGBY? 333 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,824 RIGBY?! 334 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,292 RIGBY?! 335 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,771 DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE SCHOOL IS?! 336 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,606 UH, XUE XIAO? 337 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,807 XUE XIAO? 338 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,310 OH, BENSON! 339 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,980 WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE FOREIGN ENGLISH TEACHER. 340 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,015 THANKS SO MUCH, PRINCIPAL ZANG. 341 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,850 ZHANG? ZHANG! 342 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,986 OH, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT MY OUTFIT. 343 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,487 THE AIRLINE LOST MY LUGGAGE. 344 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,324 UH, NO, IT'S A GOOD SHIRT. 345 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,527 SO, DO I GET REIMBURSED FOR MY TICKET NOW, OR...? 346 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:51,531 OH, YOU ONLY GET PLANE TICKET IF YOUR KIDS IMPRESS 347 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,834 AT THE BIG ENGLISH PERFORMANCE AT END OF SEMESTER. 348 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,905 HUGE ASSEMBLY -- WHOLE SCHOOL WATCHING! 349 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,672 SERIOUSLY? 350 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:04,211 YES. VERY FUNNY. BUT IT'S VERY SERIOUS. 351 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,713 WELL -- STICK TO THE BOOK AND YOU'LL BE FINE. 352 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,681 UH... 353 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,652 UH...HELLO? 354 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,853 All: HI! 355 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,723 HEH HEH. ALL RIGHT. 356 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,091 WELL, UH... 357 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:22,195 MY NAME IS BENSON DUNWOODY. 358 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:25,432 YOU CAN CALL ME BENSON OR MR. BENSON. 359 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,402 I WAS TOLD YOU ALREADY HAVE ENGLISH NAMES, 360 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,171 SO WE'LL START WITH THE CLASS LIST. 361 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,040 KOBE? PRESENT. 362 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,008 LeBRON? PRESENT. 363 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,443 APPLE? PRESENT. 364 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,377 RIGBY? 365 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,878 YEAH-UH! 366 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,915 RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 367 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,750 I NEED A FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASS. 368 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,053 YOU'RE TEACHING A FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASS. 369 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,088 IT'S REALLY THE MOST CONVENIENT OPTION. 370 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,589 HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?! 371 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,629 I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THIS STUFF IF YOU TAKE ME TO... 372 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:57,697 THIS SCHOOL! 373 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,932 OKAY! 374 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,800 RIGBY, GO HOME NOW. 375 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,470 COME ON, BENSON. ALL I NEED IS A PASSING GRADE. 376 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,573 I'LL PASS YOU IF YOU EARN IT. 377 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,575 NICE! UP TOP! 378 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,579 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. 379 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,482 IN THIS CLASS, WE'LL BE LEARNING HOW TO WRITE A FORMAL LETTER. 380 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:20,053 SO, NATURALLY, WE'LL START WITH KEEPING CONCISE SYNTAX. 381 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,621 LO SHI! UH, WHAT? 382 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,091 WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME? 383 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,292 All: TEACHER! 384 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,493 TEACHER! 385 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,762 UH, TEACHER BENSON -- TEACHER! 386 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,099 YES, UH, APPLE? 387 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,102 WHAT DOES EGG-SKELLENT MEAN? 388 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,369 EXCUSE ME? 389 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,139 EH? 390 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,675 WELL, "EGGSCELLENT" IS MORE LIKE SLANG, 391 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,945 SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT REALLY APPLICABLE TO THIS LESSON. 392 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:49,416 IT KIND OF MEANS LIKE "REALLY COOL," BUT WITH EGGS. 393 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,417 All: AH! 394 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,684 SHENME, SHENME, SHENME. 395 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,587 UH... 396 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,590 WELL, UH, MAYBE IF WE HAVE TIME AT THE END OF CLASS. 397 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,093 RIGBY, DO YOU HAVE GIRLFRIEND? 398 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,461 WHY, YES, I DO, KOBE. 399 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,363 All: WOW! 400 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,465 WHAT ABOUT YOU, MR. BENSON? 401 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,600 UH, WELL, I'M... 402 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:11,104 NOT REALLY OFFICIALLY SEEING ANYONE RIGHT NOW. 403 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,839 All: WHA?! 404 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:13,940 DO YOU WANT ONE? 405 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,142 I DON'T... 406 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,277 UH, NO. 407 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,112 IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT REALLY RELEVANT. 408 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,814 RIGBY, HOW MANY HOT DOGS CAN YOU EAT? 409 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,151 FIVE -- THREE WITH BUNS! 410 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,019 WOW! ME TOO! 411 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,820 YOU'RE PRETTY EGGSCELLENT, RIGBY. 412 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,489 HM-HM-HM! 413 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:31,958 LOOK, IF WE COULD JUST -- 414 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,992 HUH? 415 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,828 OH, IT'S THE BELL. 416 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:39,032 UH, REMEMBER TO READ YOUR BOOKS FOR TOMORROW, EVERYBODY. 417 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,701 HMM. 418 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,765 AND SO, LIKE THE BOOK SAYS, 419 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,269 SIMILAR TO ESSAY FORM, WE SUMMARIZE IN PARAGRAPH THR-- 420 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:20,173 LeBRON, I TOLD YOU TO PUT THAT PHONE AWAY! 421 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,741 All: OHHHHHHHHHHH! 422 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,211 STOP TALKING! HM-HM-HM! HM-HM! 423 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,045 HM-HM-HM-HM-HM! 424 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,781 THIS IS NOT ENGLISH! 425 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,218 THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING! 426 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,220 BUT WHY NOT? IT SEEM VERY USEFUL. 427 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,054 YEAH, WE WANT STREET SMARTS. 428 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,356 'CAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE BOOK! 429 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,225 IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF JUNK RIGBY SAYS, 430 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,227 AND HE'S FAILING THE CLASS! 431 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,762 NOW, QUIT MESSING AROUND, OR YOU'RE EXPELLED! 432 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:43,596 All: OHHHHHHHHHHH! 433 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,065 Apple: 434 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,635 AAH! 435 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,438 BENSON. BIG PERFORMANCE TOMORROW. 436 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,574 IT'S VERY GREAT. YOU GREAT TEACHER. 437 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,412 YOU REALLY EARN THAT PLANE TICKET, EH? 438 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,814 I HOPE SO. 439 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,384 OTHERWISE I'LL BE TRAPPED IN CHINA FOREVER. 440 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,086 VERY FUNNY. 441 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,256 BUT VERY SERIOUS. 442 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:15,995 HELLO. 443 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,232 YES, I'LL HAVE, UM... 444 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,634 WELL, YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY PICTURES, 445 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,003 SO I GUESS I'LL HAVE THIS ONE. 446 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:29,108 MM. THAT IS LIKE BLOOD CURD AND STOMACH. 447 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,277 MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE IT. 448 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,479 OH, JUST GIVE IT TO ME. 449 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,014 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING AN ADVENTURE IN CHINA, RIGHT? 450 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,550 OKAY, OKAY. 451 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,120 BENSON! HI! 452 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,455 I CAN SEE YOU! 453 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,957 YES, YES, I SEE YOU. 454 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,194 I'M GONNA COME INSIDE, OKAY? 455 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,462 NO. DON'T COME INSIDE. 456 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,199 HEY, BENSON. TEACHER BENSON. 457 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,966 S'UP, DUDE? WHAT FOOD DID YOU ORDER? 458 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,204 I GOT THE TRADITIONAL MOW SHOOEY WANG. 459 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,772 SHéN ME? 460 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,374 THAT'S WHAT MY GRANDPARENTS EAT. 461 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,710 SHOULDN'T YOU TWO BE STUDYING? 462 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,845 I'D REALLY LIKE TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW. 463 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,816 OH, MY BAD. I'LL CATCH YOU OUTSIDE, RIGBY. 464 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,319 SO, BENSON, YOU SEEMED STRESSED. 465 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,188 THE SCHOOL ASSEMBLY IS TOMORROW, 466 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,656 AND IF YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING, 467 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,325 WE WON'T GET THE PLANE TICKET HOME. 468 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,659 BENSON, COME ON. 469 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,061 YOU GOT TO RELAX. LIFE TENDS TO WORK OUT. 470 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,896 YOU JUST GOT TO LEARN HOW TO COAST. 471 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,165 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, AND I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME! 472 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,501 NO! RIGBY, DON'T YOU SEE?! 473 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,503 IF YOU DON'T STUDY, YOU'RE GONNA FAIL, 474 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,505 AND YOU'LL NEVER TURN INTO SOMEONE BETTER! 475 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,041 YOU'RE STILL MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES AS BACK HOME. 476 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:38,010 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE FLOWN HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD 477 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,413 ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE THE SAME 478 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,848 NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO?! 479 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,589 OKAY. WELL, UH, I'M GONNA LET YOU EAT YOUR FOOD. 480 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,891 I'LL SEE YOU AT THE PERFORMANCE TOMORROW. 481 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,163 WHAT'S WRONG WITH TEACHER? 482 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,199 APPLE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT "PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER" IS? 483 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,235 LET'S GO! 484 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,905 Man: UP NEXT, WE HAVE CLASS SEVEN. 485 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,910 UH, BENSON, UH, WHERE IS YOUR CLASS? 486 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,714 UH, LOOK, MR. ZHANG, I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT -- 487 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:19,085 Rigby: YO, WE ABOUT TO SHOWCASE ENGLISH UP IN THIS JOINT! 488 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,724 * DEAR BENSON, HERE'S A LETTER, WE BEGIN WITH "MY BAD" * 489 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,526 * MY BAD * WE'D LIKE TO KEEP IT FORMAL 490 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,894 * BUT LIVING IN THE MODERN WORLD * 491 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,262 * HAS FRESHENED UP THE NORMAL WAY * 492 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,397 * OF SAYIN' WHAT WE WANNA SAY 493 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,631 * IN TEXT, E-MAIL, AND CHAT 494 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,065 * AND WE SHOULD KEEP IT CONCISE * 495 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,401 * THAT'S THE PRICE TO WRITE A LETTER * 496 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,735 * BUT WHATEVER, S'ALL GOOD * 497 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,069 * 'CAUSE SLANG CAN DO IT BETTER * 498 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,237 YO, WHAT'S UP, APPLE? 499 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,739 YOU READY TO BREAK THIS THING DOWN?! 500 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,374 * DR-DR-DROP THE BEAT! 501 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,877 * OUR HISTORY, YOU SEE, IS STUDY ONLY FOR A TEST * 502 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,280 * NO BIGGIE, BUT LIKE A MUSIC NOTE, WE NEED A REST * 503 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,048 * AHH, SLANG IS A'IGHT 504 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,417 * MY STRAIGHT-UP CHILLIN' SWAGGER'S KILLIN' * 505 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,751 * STREET TALK, AND IT'S TIGHT 506 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,386 * SO, DEAR BENSON, HERE'S A LETTER * 507 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,454 * WHERE WITHIN WE BUST OUT 508 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,588 * BUST OUT 509 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:56,723 * INFORMAL LANGUAGE LIVIN' 510 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,890 LAO SHI, LAO-CHIC! 511 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,225 * YO, DON'T BE STRESSIN' TIX! 512 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,493 * WE'LL HELP YOU GET A BOO 513 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,928 * 'CAUSE WE KNOW SOME ADULT CHICKS * 514 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,263 * PARAGRAPH THREE, IT'S THE SUMMARIZATION * 515 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,965 * FORMAL HAS A PLACE, BUT IT'LL FACE STAGNATION * 516 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,600 Boy #1: * SLANG'S GOT A BANG 517 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,135 Boy #2: * IT'S A LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN * 518 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:10,770 * SO, SINCERELY, CATCH YOU LATER, AND PEACE OUT * 519 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:14,140 * WE'RE CLASS SEVEN 520 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:20,012 AH, BENSON, I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AMAZING DISPLAY. 521 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,280 OH! 522 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:24,651 AND THE VULGAR SLANG THAT MOST AMERICANS USE! 523 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,653 UH... MR. BENSON WORK VERY HARD 524 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,456 TO TEACH US ALL FACETS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. 525 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,624 THIS PERFORMANCE IS DEDICATED TO MR. BENSON, 526 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,292 TO WHOM WE OWE ALL THE CREDIT. 527 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,794 PLEASE RETURN NEXT YEAR 528 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:39,366 AND SHARE MORE OF YOUR VULGAR RAPS WITH OUR STUDENTS. 529 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:43,803 I'D LOVE TO. RIGBY, YOU PASS. 530 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,037 YOU ALL PASS. 531 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,675 WELL, RIGBY, NORMALLY LEAVING SCHOOL FOR A MONTH 532 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,142 WOULD BE GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION, 533 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,644 BUT I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE, 534 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:54,213 AND YOU TECHNICALLY DID PASS A FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASS. 535 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,482 SO, WHATEVER. 536 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,949 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CREDITS. YOU PASS. 537 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,150 TAI HAO LE! 538 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:01,153 ONLY ONE MORE CREDIT, AND YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. 539 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,791 YOU KNOW, I ADMIT TO BEING A BIT TOUCHED BY YOUR RESOLVE. 540 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,960 IN FACT, YOU KIND OF REMIND ME OF A YOUNG ME. 541 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,896 I PAAAAAASSED! 542 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,933 RIGBYYYYY!