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IN THE BATTLEGROUND
OF THE FUTURE, YOU'LL NEED...

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LASER-SHARP VISION,
LASER-FAST REFLEXES.

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[ PANTING ]

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HAH! UHH!

5
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AND MOST OF ALL,

6
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YOU'LL NEED TO KNOW
HOW FIRE A LASER!

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PEW, PEW,
PEW, PEW, PEW!

8
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[ Robotically ] CRITICAL DAMAGE!
CRITICAL DAMAGE!

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BEEP, BEEP!

10
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[ IMITATES
POWERING DOWN ]

11
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[ LAUGHTER ]

12
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AW, YEAH-AH!

13
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WHO'S READY
FOR LASER-POCALYPSE?

14
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THAT'S SO COOL
YOU GOT A FOUR-FOR-ONE PASS.

15
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YEAH, LASER-POCALYPSE
GAVE THEM TO US

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AFTER I DID
THAT INVESTIGATIVE PIECE --

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"LASER TAG --
FUN GAME OR FUNNEST GAME?"

18
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THIS IS GONNA BE
SO FUN!

19
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IT'S BEEN SO LONG
SINCE WE ALL HUNG OUT.

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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
YEAH?

21
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LET ME GUESS --
YOU FORGOT.
FORGOT WHAT?

22
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YOUR BROTHER'S
FIFTH-DEGREE JUDO CEREMONY!

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TAE KWON DO, SHERM.

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WHATEVER!

25
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OH, IS THAT TONIGHT?

26
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DON'T YOU USE

27
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THE "WAS THAT TONIGHT?"
EXCUSE ON ME.

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I TAUGHT YOU THAT!

29
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NOW, LOOK! IF I GOT TO BE HERE,
YOU GOT TO BE HERE!

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

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YOUR DAD?
TELL HIM I SAID HI.

32
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EILEEN SAYS HI.

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HI, EILEEN!

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HI, EILEEN!

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HI, EILEEN!HI, EILEEN!
HI, EILEEN!HI, EILEEN!

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
UGH!

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I GOT TO GO TO DON'S
TAE KWON DUMB THING TONIGHT

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FOR HIS STUPID
BLACK BELT.

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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

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I EMBROIDERED THIS CELEBRATORY
HEADBAND FOR HIM.

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[ ASIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]

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I STILL THINK
IT COULD USE MORE DRAGONS.

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COME ON, RIGBY. DON'T WANT
TO KEEP SHERM WAITING.

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UGGGGH!

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RIGBY, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SEC?

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Dude! What the heck?

47
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You can't leave me alone
with Margaret.

48
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It's fine. You're just
hanging out as friends.

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Yeah, but I don't know if
she's gonna be cool with that.

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ARE YOU OKAY
BEING ALONE WITH MORDECAI?

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I THINK SO.

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WE HAVEN'T HUNG OUT BY OURSELVES
IN A WHILE, SO...

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SO...?

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HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENS,
HAPPENS.

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WELL, EITHER WAY...

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BE STRONG.BE STRONG.

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THIS IS FAMILIAR,
RIGHT?

58
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YEAH, LAST TIME
WE WERE AT THE MOVIES TOGETHER,

59
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WE WERE...

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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

61
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BUT TONIGHT, WE'RE FRIENDS
ON A FUN NIGHT OUT.

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[ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT.

63
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MARGARET SMITH REPORTING LIVE
ON LOCATION OF A FUN NIGHT OUT.

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UH...NO CAMERAS.

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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[ BOTH SIGH ]

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OKAY, LET'S SEE
WHAT WE GOT HERE.

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HMM.

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HMM.

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OOH! I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS
ABOUT "LOVEY SHOVEY."

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EUHHHHHH.

72
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HOW ABOUT...THAT ONE?

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"CARTER AND BRIGGS.

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HEAVILY ARMED:
THE VIOLENCETOWN FILES"?

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ALL RIGHT.

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YO!
GOT SOME POPCORN.

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NICE!

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[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]

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IT'S STARTING.

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CARTER...BRIGGS...7!

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HEAVILY ARMED!

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[ GUN COCKS, GUNFIRE ]

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[ ACTION MUSIC PLAYS ]

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WHOO!
YES!

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YEAH! ALL RIGHT!

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[ CLUNK, PROJECTOR SLOWS ]

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WHA-UH?

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

89
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SORRY, EVERYBODY.

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OUR PRINT
OF "CARTER AND BRIGGS 7"

91
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HAS JUST SPONTANEOUSLY
COMBUSTED.

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[ AUDIENCE BOOS ]

93
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SO, IN ITS PLACE,
WE WILL SCREEN

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"CARTER AND BRIGGS 6:
THE HEART SHAPED BADGE."

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ENJOY!

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[ PROJECTOR WHIRRING ]

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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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OOH! I'VE NEVER SEEN
THIS ONE.

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[ CARIBBEAN MUSIC PLAYS ]

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AH. VACATION.

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NO CRIME, NO GUNS.

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BRIGGS, THERE GOES
THAT CUTE WAITRESS AGAIN.

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OHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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DON'T WORRY, CARTER.

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OVER THE NEXT 3 1/2 HOURS,
I'LL HELP YOU GET WITH HER.

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SHE DEFINITELY
STILL LIKES YOU.

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ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS GIVE HER A SIGN.

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[ GASPS ]

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YOU KNOW,
I THINK I'VE SEEN THIS ONE.

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LET'S GO.

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O...KAY.

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[ ENGINES BUZZING ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

114
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MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
NOTHING ROMANTIC HERE.

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BUNCH OF DUDES DRIVING FAST,
GAS FUMES, NOISY ENGINES.

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[ HORNS HONK ]
WHAT'S THAT?

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EXACTLY.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IF I COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION.

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TONIGHT AIN'T JUST ANY NIGHT
HERE AT KARTIN' SAFARI,

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'CAUSE TONIGHT'S
MY 15-YEAR ANNIVERSARY

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TO MY BEAUTIFUL MARY-LEE.

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AIN'T NOBODY MAKE MY ENGINE REV
LIKE YOU, DARLIN'.

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I LOVE YOU, BABY!

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I LOVE YOU, WAYNE!

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IN HONOR
OF THIS BLESSED OCCASION,

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FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT,
IT'LL BE LAPS FER LOVERS.

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SO STRAP IN AND SNUGGLE UP.

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UH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT LOOKS PRETTY TIGHT.

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I CALL DRIVER'S SEAT!

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YOUR TURN, STRINGBEAN.

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COME ON, MORDECAI.
LET'S HIT THE TRACK.

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OH!
NOW, DON'T BE SHY.

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SHE WON'T BITE!
AAH!

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GO AHEAD, NOW.
SCOOCH TOGETHER.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ SIGHS ] MAYBE TRY
PUTTING YOUR ARM AROUND HIM?

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LIKE THIS?

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NOW PULL HIS LEG IN.

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UH...I NEED TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.

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[ ASIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
YEAH! TAKE HIM DOWN!

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NOW, THERE'S A SON
I CAN BE PROUD OF!

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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
YEAH?

145
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DUDE, THIS WHOLE "FRIENDS" THING
IS NOT WORKING OUT.

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WHAT? WHY?
I'M TRYING TO DO FRIEND STUFF,
AND IT KEEPS TURNING ROMANTIC.

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AWESOME!

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NO, NOT AWESOME.

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MARGARET'S STILL
TOTALLY INTO ME.

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SURE, SURE.
I NEED A BREAK
FROM ALL THE DRAMA.

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YEAH, YEAH,
YOU DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.

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OH! HERE COMES
THE BEST PART!

153
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HEY, MAN,
I GOT TO GO,

154
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BUT HAVE FUN
WITH MARGARET TONIGHT.

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[ CROWD CHEERING ]

156
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All:
DON! DON! DON! DON!

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[ RADIO TUNING ]

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* ROLLIN' HARD WITH MY BOYS,
YOU KNOW HOW WE DO *

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* TEAR IT UP AT THE CLUB,
OUT TILL 1 OR MAYBE 2 *

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* EXCEPT THAT IT'S TUESDAY

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* MY DAY TO STAY AT HOME
WITH MY LADY *

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
* PLAYIN' BOARD GAMES
AND CUDDLIN' BY THE FIRE *

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
WHOA! WHOA, MORDECAI!

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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] SO...
SEE ANY PLACE YOU WANT TO EAT?

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OH, HEY!
THERE'S STEAK ME AMADEUS.

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I DON'T KNOW. THE LAST TIME
DIDN'T GO SO WELL.

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RIGHT.

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OR...MR. YAKIHANA-SAMA.

169
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THAT JAPANESE PLACE WHERE THEY
GRILL THE FOOD IN FRONT OF YOU?

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ISN'T IT REALLY SMOKY
IN THERE?

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YOU CAN BARELY SEE
THE PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU.

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[ GASPS ]
WORKS FOR ME.

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[ BRAKES SQUEAK ]

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[ ASIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]

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SO,
WHERE SHOULD WE SIT?

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HOW ABOUT...THERE?

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UH, THE ONE
WITH THE SUPER-OLD CHEF

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IN UNFLATTERINGLY HARSH
LIGHTING?

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YEAH -- THE ONE
RIGHT BY THE BATHROOM.

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LET'S GO.

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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

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[ SNORING ]

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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HAI!

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I AM DAISUKE.
PLEASED TO SERVE YOU TONIGHT.

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EH? EH?

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[ CLATTER ]

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SO, LET ME GUESS.

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ANNIVERSARY?

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WHAT? NO!

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AHA.

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FIRST DATE.

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OH, N-N-N-N-N-N-NO.

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WHAT IS THIS?

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I SEE
ONE BOY AND ONE GIRL.

196
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WE ARE
A BOY AND A GIRL,

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BUT WE'RE
BOY AND GIRL FRIENDS.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
I MEAN --

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SOUND LIKE
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

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TELL YOU WHAT --

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I WILL DO THE ROMANTIC SHOW
FOR YOU FREE OF CHARGE.

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AND WHATEVER HAPPENS,
HAPPENS.

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NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO --

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[ SHING! ]
[ GULPS ]

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HEY, WHAT THE --
I SAID NO --

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[ SHING! ]
[ COUGHS ]

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I COULD SILENCE YOU WITH SHRIMP
ALL NIGHT.

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IT'S JUST DINNER,
MORDECAI.

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YES, KEEP UP ROMANTIC FARCE
JUST FOR DESSERT.

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[ SIGHS ] FINE.
BUT ONLY 'CAUSE I'M --

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[ SHING! ]
[ GULPS ]

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HUNGRY.

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**

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THAT'S IT!

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00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,616
WHY DOES THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
WANT US TO GET TOGETHER?

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00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:03,984
YOU NOTICED IT, TOO?

217
00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,286
I'VE BEEN KEEPING TRACK
OF ALL THE WEIRD STUFF TONIGHT.

218
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,521
I'M A REPORTER.

219
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WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

220
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I LIKE LISTS.
SORRY.

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[ SIGHS ]
WHAT IS GOING ON, MARGARET?

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WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO BE GOING ON, MORDECAI?

223
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WOW. YOU TWO
ARE PRETTY MESSED UP.

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I ONLY KNOW YOU
FOR ONE HOUR,

225
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AND ALREADY, I'M TIRED

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OF THE "WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY"
TENSION.

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SORRY.SORRY.

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WHAT IF THERE WAS A WAY

229
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TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF YOU GOT TOGETHER?

230
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WOULDN'T YOUR CHOICE
BE CLEAR THEN? EH?

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[ SHING! SHING! SHING! ]

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AN ONION?

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IT'S NOT THE ONION
THAT IS CLEVER.

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IT IS THE SAUCE.

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LOOK AT THE HAPPY COUPLE.

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WHOA. IT'S US.

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[ LAUGHS ]

238
00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,907
MARGARET,
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

239
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,675
YES!

240
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,645
SWEET --
OUR VERY OWN HOUSEBOAT!

241
00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,248
All: WHOOOOOOOOOA!

242
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,686
WE HAVE TO BE
FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE.

243
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,254
[ KA-CHING! ]

244
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,625
MALLORY!
DON'T FORGET YOUR LUNCH.

245
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,526
ARE YOU CARPOOLING
TODAY?

246
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,263
YOUR CHILDREN WILL BECOME
A PRO VIDEO GAME TEAM

247
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,800
AND SUPPORT YOU
WELL INTO OLD AGE.

248
00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,235
AND FINALLY,

249
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,038
AFTER 50 WONDERFUL YEARS
TOGETHER,

250
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,106
YOU DIE PEACEFULLY.

251
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,574
UH...UH...

252
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,209
YOU...DON'T LIKE?

253
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,278
IT'S JUST A LOT
TO TAKE IN.

254
00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,947
MARGARET,
YOU'RE REALLY COOL,

255
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,315
AND OUR FUTURE LOOKS LIKE
IT COULD BE COOL, TOO.

256
00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:45,385
BUT AFTER SEEING ALL THAT,
I'M SURE OF WHAT I WANT NOW.

257
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,922
I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST
IF WE WERE JUST FRIENDS.

258
00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,090
[ SIGHS ]

259
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,626
I AM SO RELIEVED
TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

260
00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,394
I THOUGHT I KNEW
WHAT I WANTED,

261
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,396
BUT WE'RE STILL YOUNG,
MORDECAI.

262
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,232
AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT READY
FOR ALL THAT.

263
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,567
I MEAN,
I HAVE A CAREER.

264
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,135
I THINK
I JUST WANT TO...

265
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,570
Both: LIVE IN THE MOMENT.

266
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,472
Both: TAKE IT EASY
ON RELATIONSHIPS RIGHT NOW.

267
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,974
Both: IT'S THE BEST THING
FOR THE BOTH OF US.

268
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,141
[ DAISUKE CLEARS THROAT ]

269
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,811
THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME.

270
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:15,015
AM I GOING TO HAVE TO THROW
THIS COUPLES SUNDAE IN TRASH?

271
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,016
LAST CHANCE.

272
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,686
COUPLE? JUST FRIENDS?

273
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,753
COUPLE?

274
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:20,754
JUST FRIENDS?

275
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,355
JUST FRIENDS.JUST FRIENDS.

276
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,762
I AM OKAY WITH THAT.

277
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:33,600
NOW, TAKE THE SOFT-SERVE CONES
OF FRIENDSHIP.

278
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,636
WOULD YOU LIKE
THE SPRINKLES OF FRIENDSHIP?

279
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,271
YES!YEAH!

280
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,472
HUP!
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]

281
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,775
THIS HAS BEEN
A GREAT FRIENDS' NIGHT OUT.

282
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:42,676
AGREED.

283
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:46,213
SEPARATE CHECKS,
WHEN YOU READY.

284
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,115
MORDO.
WHAT IS IT, MARGIE?

285
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,683
THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS!

286
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:53,286
DO YOU THINK THEY CAN REALLY BE
JUST FRIENDS FOREVER?

287
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,622
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

288
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,125
LET'S GET BACK
TO OUR RETIREMENT.

289
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,559
Both: MWAH!

290
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,419
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

291
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,322
I'VE GOT A LOT OF MEETINGS TODAY
WITH THE CITY PARK COUNCIL,

292
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,690
SO I NEED YOU --
[HORN HONKS]

293
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,159
I GOT A DELIVERY
FOR BENSON.

294
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,494
[gasp]
HE'S HERE!

295
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,363
HA HA! HE'S HERE!

296
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,430
"HE"?

297
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,332
EEE!

298
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,567
HA HA HA!

299
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,169
OH, HELLO THERE.

300
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,671
I'M BENSON.

301
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,206
CAN YOU SAY "BENSON"?

302
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,374
[ OINK ]

303
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:51,678
OH-HO-HO.
GUYS, MEET APPLESAUCE!

304
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,882
I ADOPTED HIM THROUGH
THE OINK FOUNDATION.

305
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,517
IT COST A FORTUNE TO OVERNIGHT
HIM TO THE PARK.

306
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,787
WHO'S AN EXPENSIVE
LITTLE GUY?

307
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,054
A PIG?

308
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,522
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MORE OF
A CAT PERSON, BENSON.

309
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,424
NO, I'M DONE WITH CATS.

310
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,926
I'M A PIG PERSON NOW.

311
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,195
IT'LL BE GREAT TO HAVE SOME
COMPANY AROUND THE HOUSE.

312
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,363
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, LITTLE GUY?

313
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,033
OH, WHAT AN AMIABLE
LITTLE SWINE.

314
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,468
OH, HA HA. APPLESAUCE IS
MY FAVORITE FOOD.

315
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,937
I CAN SEE WHY
YOU NAMED HIM THAT.

316
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:17,971
AND, LOOK!

317
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,207
HE EVEN HAS A LITTLE
APPLE ON HIS ARM.

318
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,474
THAT'S JUST A BIRTHMARK.

319
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,710
MORDECAI AND RIGBY,
CHANGE OF PLANS.

320
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,445
I'M STUCK HERE
WITH MEETINGS UNTIL NOON,

321
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,746
SO I WANT YOU
TO TAKE APPLESAUCE BACK

322
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,548
TO MY APARTMENT
AND WATCH HIM.

323
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,983
HIS PEN IS ALREADY SET UP.

324
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,786
JUST MAKE SURE HE STAYS
OUT OF TROUBLE.

325
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,554
WHOA!
ALL WE GOTTA DO IS

326
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,556
WATCH A PIG
FOR THREE HOURS?

327
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,891
HECK, YEAH,
WE CAN DO THAT!

328
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,660
I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE
WHILE, APPLESAUCE!

329
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,395
SAY "BYE-BYE!"

330
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,264
BYE-BYE, BENSON.

331
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,565
BYE-BYE!

332
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,134
BYE BYE BYE!

333
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,569
AGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE HAVE TO SIT AROUND

334
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,071
IN BENSON'S APARTMENT
ALL MORNING.

335
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,906
IT SMELLS LIKE
A HOSPITAL IN THERE.

336
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,007
DU...DE,

337
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:58,078
WE DON'T HAVE TO BE
THERE FOR THREE HOU-RS.

338
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,079
WHOA-OA!

339
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,814
FREE PASS!

340
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,515
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
APPLESAUCE?

341
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,817
YOU WANT TO HANG OUT
WITH US FOR THREE HOURS,

342
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,085
UNTIL YOU HAVE TO SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

343
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,420
WITH BENSON?
I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES."

344
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,589
HANGIN' WITH APPLESAUCE!

345
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,125
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

346
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,942
WHOO!WHOO!

347
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,643
DUDE, WE'RE LIKE
COOL UNCLES.

348
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,946
YOU WANT TO GET SOMETHING
TO EAT, APPLESAUCE?

349
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,047
[ OINKS ]

350
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,682
AW, NICE! THEY HAVE
BACON-WRAPPED HOT DOGS!

351
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,484
DUDE, YOU CAN'T GIVE
THAT TO APPLESAUCE.

352
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,818
THAT'S HIS PEOPLE.

353
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,653
OH, YEAH.
I'M A TERRIBLE UNCLE.

354
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:41,955
VEGGIE DOG, THEN,
APPLESAUCE?

355
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,790
APPLESAUCE?
WHERE'D HE GO?

356
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,625
I DON'T KNOW.
HE WAS HERE A SECOND AGO.

357
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,726
APPLESAUCE?
APPLESAUCE!

358
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,328
[RING]
HUH?

359
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,364
HEY-EY, BENSON.
WHAT'S UP?

360
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,967
HEY, I'M GONNA BE HERE
A LITTLE LONGER THAN I THOUGHT,

361
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,304
BUT I SHOULD BE HOME
BY 12:30, AT THE LATEST.

362
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,806
MAY I SPEAK TO APPLESAUCE?

363
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,074
UH...

364
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,309
JUST A SEC.

365
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,476
AH!

366
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,644
[ SNORTING ]

367
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,380
OH, HO HO.
HELLO, APPLESAUCE.

368
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,515
HELLO!

369
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,317
I HAVE A PIG NOW.

370
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,584
[ SNORTING ]

371
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,186
ALL RIGHT, APPLESAUCE,
THAT'S ENOUGH.

372
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,488
I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW
HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME

373
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,158
THAT YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF
MY LITTLE APPLESAUCE.

374
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,228
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM.

375
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,931
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

376
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:29,036
[MUZAK PLAYS]
WHY, HELLO, THERE, LITTLE PIG.

377
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,737
YOU WANT A BITE?

378
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,173
AAH! RABID PIG!

379
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,707
RABID PI-I-I-G!

380
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,710
[APPLESAUCE SQUEALING]
-AAAAAAAAAAH!

381
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,546
[ SNARLING ]

382
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,681
GOTCHA!

383
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,083
WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?

384
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,385
UH, WE GOTTA GO.
SEE YOU LATER, BENSON.

385
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,020
COME ON.
[panting]

386
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,623
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
WAIT! STOP!

387
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,026
AW, MAN!

388
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,795
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

389
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,199
YEAH, THEY JUST BROUGHT IN
A PIG A FEW MINUTES AGO.

390
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,733
I HEAR HE ATTACKED
AN ELDERLY WOMAN

391
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,369
AND TRASHED UP
A DOUGHNUT SHOP.

392
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,938
AW, COME ON! HE'S JUST A PIG.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER!

393
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,873
LOOK, WE GOTTA GET HIM
BACK TO BENSON'S APARTMENT

394
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,241
BY 12:30, OR HE'S
GOING TO FIRE US!

395
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,710
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.

396
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,779
THAT PLACE HAD THE BEST
JELLY DOUGHNUTS IN TOWN.

397
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,747
THAT'S THE KIND OF THING
COPS TAKE PERSONALLY.

398
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,216
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]

399
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,818
ALL RIGHT, A LOT
OF INNOCENT DOUGHNUTS

400
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,553
WENT TO WASTE TODAY, PIG.

401
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,122
WHY'D YOU DO IT?!

402
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:26,059
THIS LITTLE PIGGY'S GOIN'
"WEE WEE WEE!"

403
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,462
ALL THE WAY TO JAIL,
IF HE DOESN'T START TALKING!

404
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,497
WHAT DO WE GOT, BOYS?

405
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,565
IT'S NO USE, LOW FIVES.

406
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,833
THIS PIGGY
AIN'T SQUEALIN'.

407
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,502
WELL, HE'S JUST A PIG.

408
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,070
THEY CAN'T TALK.
RIGHT?

409
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,406
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY
WANT YOU TO THINK, THEN, BAM!

410
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,574
THEY SLIP RIGHT
THROUGH YOUR FINGERS.

411
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,076
YOU'LL HAVE TO
EXCUSE MERV HERE.

412
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,811
HE'S...
A LITTLE FIRED UP.

413
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,146
GIVE US A COUPLE
MORE HOURS

414
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,480
AND WE'LL GET YOU
SOME ANSWERS.

415
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,681
YEAH.

416
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,251
UNTIL THEN,
HE AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERES!

417
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,652
[ OINKS ]

418
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,161
[ BUZZ ]

419
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,929
[ OINKS ]
DUDE, THERE HE IS!

420
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:03,963
LOOKS LIKE LOW FIVES
GOT HIM OUT.

421
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,165
COME ON, APPLESAUCE,

422
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,799
WE GOTTA HURRY UP
AND GET YOU HOME.

423
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,702
WELL, I THINK THAT WAS
ENOUGH FUN FOR ONE DAY.

424
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,771
YEAH, YOU GAVE US A RUN
FOR OUR MONEY, LITTLE GUY.

425
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,606
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE
SOME CRAZED CRIMINAL,

426
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,641
FOR A SECOND THERE.

427
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,309
[ LAUGHING ]

428
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,611
[ ALARM BLARES ]

429
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,847
UH, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, APPLESAUCE?

430
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,450
UH, MORDECAI?

431
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,951
[ PANTING ]

432
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,287
HUAH-AH!
FLOOR IT, LEROY!

433
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,321
LEROY?

434
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,622
[ OINK-OINK ]

435
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,657
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

436
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,625
AAAH!

437
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,162
ALL UNITS -- WE HAVE
TWO ESCAPED CONVICTS

438
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,030
HEADING EAST
IN A GOLF CART.

439
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,832
I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK
FOR ME, LEROY.

440
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,234
TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH.

441
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,137
NOW, WE CAN GET BACK
TO THE WAY THINGS WERE.

442
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:44,971
WHAT?

443
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,839
DIDN'T HE TELL YA?

444
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,841
ME AND HIM WERE THE BEST
BANK ROBBERS IN THE COUNTRY.

445
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,144
[ BANJO PLAYS ]

446
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,047
EVERYBODY,
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

447
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,150
SEE, I WAS THE BRAWN
AND LEROY WAS THE BRAINS.

448
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,052
WE WERE A TEAM, ME AND HIM,

449
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,754
AND, LIKE MOST TEAMS,
WE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES.

450
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,824
LOOSE CANNON?
I AIN'T NO LOOSE CANNON!

451
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,025
[ SQUEALING ]

452
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,161
FINE! YOU WANNA BAIL,
THEN BAIL!

453
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,563
I DON'T NEED YOU!
I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!

454
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,166
I CAN DO THIS MYSELF!

455
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,202
UNFORTUNATELY, I COULD NOT.

456
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,370
[ GRUNTING ]

457
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,605
HUH? OH!

458
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,773
I HAD NO ONE ELSE TO TURN TO,

459
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:24,043
SO I USED MY ONE
PHONE CALL ON LEROY.

460
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,012
I KNEW HE'D COME UP
WITH SOME CRAFTY SCHEME

461
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,447
TO BUST ME OUT OF JAIL

462
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:32,018
'CAUSE NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT
A CUTE LITTLE PIG.

463
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,621
SO APPLESAUCE SMASHED UP
THAT DOUGHNUT SHOP

464
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,189
SO HE COULD GET ARRESTED
ON PURPOSE?

465
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:40,393
YEP, HE GOT INTO JAIL
SO HE COULD GET ME OUT.

466
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,528
NOW, I'M A FREE MAN.

467
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,396
WHOO! HA!

468
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,764
WHOA, WHOA!
CHILL, DUDE.

469
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,099
WE DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE.

470
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,467
WE JUST WANT TO GET
THE PIG BACK

471
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,536
TO OUR BOSS' APARTMENT
BEFORE HE GETS BACK.

472
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,771
YOUR BOSS' APARTMENT?

473
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,240
[ SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE ]

474
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,808
[ GROANING ]

475
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,544
[ RING ]

476
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,979
HEY-EY, BENSON.

477
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,648
YEAH, WE'RE
AT THE APARTMENT.

478
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,082
APPLESAUCE IS FINE.

479
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,084
GOOD. I'LL BE THERE
IN 15 MINUTES.

480
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,953
DID APPLESAUCE GET
INTO ANY TROUBLE?

481
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,156
NO. NO TROUBLE.

482
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,391
GOOD.
DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!

483
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,492
DUDE, BENSON'S COMING.

484
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,494
AND HE TOLD US NOT
TO BREAK ANYTHING.

485
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,895
BREAKING NEWS.

486
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,930
BANK ROBBER HARRY ROUGHAUSER

487
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,599
HAS JUST ESCAPED
FROM JAIL.

488
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,168
WHILE THE SUSPECT
HAS NEVER BEEN CONVICTED

489
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,602
OF ANY VIOLENT CRIMES,

490
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:26,673
HE SEEMS TO BREAK
EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH.

491
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,108
DUDE, BENSON'S
GOING TO BE HERE SOON.

492
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,743
WE GOTTA GET THIS GUY
OUTTA HERE BEFORE

493
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,312
HE BREAKS EVERYTHING.
GO TALK TO HIM.

494
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,581
WHAT?! AND GET MY FACE
SMASHED IN?

495
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,317
UGH! FINE,
I'LL DO IT.

496
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,253
HEY, MAN, I DON'T WANT
TO BE PUSHY, OR ANYTHING,

497
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,422
BUT OUR BOSS IS GONNA
BE HERE PRETTY SOON.

498
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,291
COULD YOU, LIKE, LEAVE?

499
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,959
I SEE HOW IT IS.

500
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,196
COME ON, LEROY,
LET'S GO.

501
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,699
LEROY?

502
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,833
[ SNORT ]

503
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,768
HUH?
YOU WANT TO STAY HERE?

504
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,003
BUT WE'RE A TEAM!

505
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,105
[ OINK OINK ]
A NORMAL LIFE?

506
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,841
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SPLIT
US UP, IN THE FIRST PLACE.

507
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,312
HERE I AM, THINKIN' WE GOT
ANOTHER SHOT, BUT NO,

508
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,714
LEROY WANTS
A NORMAL LIFE.

509
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,849
WELL, HOW'S THIS
FOR NORMAL? AGH!

510
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:10,983
AAAAH! UHH!

511
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,352
[ OINK-OINK ]

512
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,786
BUSTIN' ME OUT OF
JAIL ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!

513
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,887
I WANT TO ROB SOME BANKS
SOME MORE!

514
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:15,888
ARRGGHH!

515
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,457
[ GASPS ]

516
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,125
[ OINKS ]

517
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,793
I'M PERFECTLY CALM!

518
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,295
WHY DON'T YOU CALM DOWN?!

519
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,463
ARRR!

520
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,731
WAAH!

521
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:28,335
[ ROARING ]

522
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,802
AAH! AAH!

523
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,306
[ GROWLING ]

524
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,375
DUDE, APPLESAUCE
MADE HIS DECISION.

525
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,643
JUST LET HIM GO!

526
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,412
[ QUIETS ]

527
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,980
YOU'RE RIGHT.

528
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,249
URRR! RRHH!

529
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,317
I WOULDN'T BE MUCH
OF A PARTNER

530
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,986
IF I DIDN'T RESPECT
LEROY'S WISHES.

531
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,556
YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT
YOU WANT, OLD FRIEND?

532
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,890
[ OINK ]

533
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,726
FINE.
I UNDERSTAND.

534
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,994
MY LOVE
OF BREAKIN' THINGS

535
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,096
HAS CLEARLY BROKEN
THIS TEAM APART.

536
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,332
SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE.

537
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,700
I'LL BE
ON MY WAY NOW.

538
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,202
DUDE,
WE PULLED IT OFF.

539
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,572
APPLESAUCE IS HERE
AND NOTHING GOT BROKEN.

540
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,074
YE-YEAH!
Both: HUAH!

541
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:11,110
UHH, THERE'S A BUNCH
OF COPS OUTSIDE.

542
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,012
[ SIRENS WAILING ]

543
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,982
[WHIRRING]
WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

544
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,687
EVERYBODY, GET DOWN!

545
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,788
HUAH!HUAH!

546
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,390
AAAAH! AAH!

547
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,784
THIS IS IT, ROUGHAUSER!

548
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,920
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

549
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,055
NEVER! I'M NOT GOIN' DOWN
WITHOUT A FIGHT!

550
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,558
THEN YOU LEAVE US NO CHOICE!

551
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,226
ALL UNITS!

552
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,129
[menacingly]
BRING IN MORE BEAN BAGS.

553
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,938
[ GASPS ]AH!

554
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,741
HUH? UH-OH.

555
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,209
[ SLOW-MOTION GRUNTING ]

556
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,382
[ OINKING ]

557
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,085
ARRH!

558
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,187
[ PANTING ]

559
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,256
[ OINKING SADLY ]

560
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,025
NO, LEROY.
JUST LET ME GO.

561
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,994
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.

562
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,364
THOSE NONLETHAL BEAN BAGS
REALLY HURT.

563
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,098
IF ANYBODY DESERVES
A LIFE OF LUXURY

564
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,968
IN THIS BEAUTIFUL
ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT,

565
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:42,969
IT'S YOU.

566
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,771
[ OINK ]

567
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,539
[sadly]
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.

568
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,941
GOODBYE, PARTNER.

569
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:54,481
[ MELANCHOLY TUNE PLAYS ]

570
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,051
[ GRUNTING ]

571
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,820
SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.

572
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,722
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GO.

573
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:09,295
[ WHISTLING ]

574
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,699
HEY-HEY,
WHERE'S MY LITTLE GU-Y?

575
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,568
BENSON, WE GOTTA TALK
TO YOU ABOUT APPLESAUCE.

576
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:21,374
[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]

577
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:35,588
[ LAUGHING ]