WHOO-HOO!
MAN, BENSON, YOU REALLY WENT ALL OUT FOR THIS PARTY.
THAT CATAPULT -- UHH, UHH!
THAT CATAPULT!
YEAH, YOU NORMALLY GET SOME CHEAP STREAMERS
AND JUST CALL IT A DAY.
HA!
I HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWN YOU GUYS THE BEST PART.
I PRESENT...
RACKI THE WISHMAKER.
THANKS FOR SHARING, BENSON.
I'M GOING BACK TO THE PARTY.
COOL, I GUESS. WAIT!
YOU GUYS GOT TO AT LEAST TRY IT.
YOU MAKE A WISH, AND IT SHOWS YOU
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF IT CAME TRUE, BUT REALLY SCARY.
MEH. I DON'T KNOW.
LISTEN, I DIDN'T PUT DOWN A $500 SECURITY DEPOSIT FOR NOTHING.
JUST WATCH.
I WISH...
I WISH I COULD MOTIVATE MORDECAI AND RIGBY AT WORK.
A HARD WORKER IS ALL YOU DESIRE,
SO TO THEIR BACKSIDE, LET US ADD SOME FIRE.
Man: YOU TIRED OF TRYING TO FIT A WHOLE HEAD OF LETTUCE
IN YOUR MOUTH?
DID YOU TRY OUR NEW SALAD GUILLOTINE?
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD... OF LETTUCE.
SALAD GUILLOTINE. MAKE A SALAD FIT IN YOUR MOUTH.
SO COOL. SO COOL.
HEY, DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO MOW THE LAWN?
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING TV?
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST FEELING KIND OF "BLAH" TODAY, YOU KNOW?
YEAH, KIND OF GOT A CASE OF THE AFTERNOON SLEEPS.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE FIRED!
DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE MOTIVATING YOUR EMPLOYEES?
WHY, YES, I DO.
I'M PUPPET KING FROM PUPPET DEPOT.
BUY MY PUPPET, MR. BOSSMAN.
YELLS AT YOUR WORKERS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
BEST PART IS IT'S NOT YOU DOING IT.
IT'S THE PUPPET.
MURRAY, CAN I GET A GLASS OF WATER OVER HERE, PLEASE?
PUPPET DEPO-- WAIT. MR. BOSSMAN.
SHOW THE NUMBER.
CALL NOW, OR YOU'RE FIRED!
AW, MAN.
HEY. HEY, GET BACK TO WORK!
GET BACK TO WORK RIGHT NOW!
BENS-- OH.
WHAT IS THE -- THIS IS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
HEY, IT'S NOT ME MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.
IT'S MR. BOSSMAN.
GET BACK TO WORK!
UH...OKAY.
I GUESS WE'LL GO.
WOW.
THEY'RE SO MOTIVATED.
NO! GOT YOU NOW --
Benson: HEY!
HEY, YOU TWO, QUIT MESSING AROUND!
DON'T GET GERMS ON THE CUPS!
DO WHAT I SAY OR YOU'LL BE OUT ON THE STREET!
SORRY, BENSON. SORRY, BENSON.
NOT BENSON. MR. BOSSMAN.
HEY! SCRUB FASTER!
TIME IS MONEY!
YOU GOT A REAL LOOSE GRIP, MORDECAI.
EXPLAINS WHY YOU CAN'T HOLD ON TO A RELATIONSHIP.
WAIT, WHA?
HEY, YOU -- YOU -- YOU --
"YOU -- YOU -- YOU."
LESS STUTTERING, MORE SCRUBBERING!
I'M A GOOD BOSS.
Mr. Bossman: HEY, KEEP SLEEPING.
YEAH, YEAH.
ROLL OVER ON YOUR SIDE.
YEAH.
WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU SHOULD PACK UP YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE.
NEVER, NEVER COME BACK!
HUH?
THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW!
AAH! OH!
YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS JOB.
I'M THE ONE MOTIVATING THE WORKERS.
I GOT TO SUPPORT MY FAMILY.
AAH!
BENSON, YOU'RE CRACKING ME UP.
DUDE, THIS SALAD GUILLOTINE IS AWESOME.
WANT TO USE SOME OF THIS LETTUCE TO MAKE A SALAD?
NAH. I'M NOT REALLY INTO SALAD.
MR. BOSSMAN! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
WHAT?! WHAT?!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
GET THIS DUMMY OFF OF ME!
AAH!
Mordecai: BENSON, THE SALAD GUILLOTINE! THE WHAT?
AAH!
YOU DON'T HAVE THE CHIMICHANGAS.
MR. BOSSMAN, OFF WITH YOUR HEAD...
OF LETTUCE.
I'LL TAKE YOUR PLACE.
I'LL DO IT.
I JUST NEED TO EAT MY WAY OUT OF THIS SALAD BOWL.
GOOD QUICK THINKING, GUYS.
YOU GUYS ARE SO SMART.
SMART.
I'D NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
WHAT HAPPENED? BENSON, ARE YOU OKAY?
THERE WAS A DOLL AND A -- THE WISH JUST FELT TOO REAL.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP USING --
OH, I'M NEXT, YOU SLOW POKES.
POPS, WAIT!
I WISH I COULD TRAVEL MORE.
GOING ON A TRIP IS NO EASY FEAT.
WITH A HEAD LIKE THAT, YOU'LL NEED AN EXTRA SEAT.
WOW, WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF ALL OF US
GETTING JURY DUTY ON HALLOWEEN?
COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
UP NEXT, THE STATE vs. JOHN WOLFHARD.
Both: WHOA, COOL. HE'S A WEREWOLF.
MR. WOLFHARD, YOU STAND ACCUSED OF MURDER.
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
MY CLIENT PLEADS NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR.
YEAH! I NEVER ATE NOBODY.
AND IF I DID, THERE'D BE NO EVIDENCE,
'CAUSE I ALWAYS EAT THE BONES.
MR. WOLFHARD, WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF THE LAST FULL MOON?
IF YOU MUST KNOW,
I WAS BOTTLE-FEEDING AN ORPHANED BABY DEER.
INTERESTING.
SO YOU WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE THIS PATCH OF WEREWOLF HAIR
WE FOUND AT THE CRIME SCENE, WOULD YOU?
UH, THAT COULD BELONG TO ANY WEREWOLF WITH MY DNA.
THEN THERE'S THIS ENTRY FROM YOUR DIARY FROM THAT SAME NIGHT.
"DEAR DIARY, ATE A GUY TODAY.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. TILL NEXT TIME, SIGNED JOHN."
Rigby: YEAH, HE'S TOTALLY GUILTY. Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY.
WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
OOH! OOH!
YOUR HONOR, MAY I USE THE BATHROOM, PLEASE?
OKAY, SIR, BUT MAKE IT QUICK.
GOOD SHOW.
UH, IF HE'S ALLOWED TO GO, I AM, TOO, RIGHT?
WHO AM I TO JUDGE?
SHOULD HE BE IN THERE WITHOUT SUPERVISION?
OH, THAT FRAIL OLD MAN WILL KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
Wolfhard: AH, FOR -- HEY!
YES?
DO ME A SOLID. I'M ALL OUT.
OH, UM, OF COURSE.
THANKS.
NOW I JUST NEED ONE MORE FAVOR.
YES?
AAH! HOLD STILL!
AAH!
HEY! DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE.
SORRY, OLD TIMER.
IT'S YOU OR ME.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M GOING SOMEPLACE
WHERE THEY TREAT WEREWOLVES WITH RESPECT --
LONDON.
WAIT!
GOODNESS.
AAH!
THAT'S IT! FREEZE!
OH, DEAR. I CAN EXPLAIN.
COME QUIETLY, SON.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BLOW THIS DOG WHISTLE.
LET'S JUST TALK THIS OVER.
AAH!
SO, WHEN YOU INEVITABLY FIND MR. WOLFHARD GUILTY,
YOU CAN ADD DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY,
EATING A JUROR, AND ATTEMPTED ESCAPE
TO HIS LIST OF CRIMES.
WOLFHARD?
OH, NO!
JURY, HAVE WE REACHED A VERDICT YET?
YOUR HONOR, WE FIND THE DEFENDANT --
OBJECTION!
I MEAN, WAIT!
YOU'RE MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!
I'VE BEEN FRAMED. IT'S ME, POPS!
POPS?! POPS?! POPS?! POPS?!
SO, WAIT.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE SAYING THE REAL KILLER ATTACKED YOU IN THE BATHROOM,
TURNED YOU INTO A WEREWOLF, TORE A HOLE IN THE WALL,
AND THEN ESCAPED, LEAVING YOU BEHIND TO TAKE THE RAP?
UH-HUH. UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
THAT ACTUALLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.
BUT MY GUT'S TELLING ME TO HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE.
LET'S STICK WITH GUILTY AND SEE HOW IT PANS OUT.
MR. WOLFHARD, YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.
THIS CAN'T BE!
LET'S GO, YOU ANIMAL.
NO!
STOP HIM!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
STOP HIM!
EAT IT, WOLFHARD!
HUH?
AAH!
Man: LAST CALL FOR FLIGHT 194 TO LONDON.
ONE TICKET TO LONDON, PLEASE.
SURE, GO ON UP. GOOD SHOW.
SORRY, ALL FULL.
OH, HEY, OLD TIMER.
YOU MADE IT.
SORRY ABOUT MAULING YOU EARLIER.
NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT?
WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE, MY GOOD SIR.
GREAT.
SAY, ME AND THE BOYS ARE GONNA GET TEA
AT THE ROYAL PALACE WHEN WE LAND IN LONDON.
MAYBE EAT THE QUEEN. YOU IN?
OH, TEA. GOOD SHOW.
Woman: FLIGHT 194 TO LONDON, ENGLAND, IS READY FOR TAKEOFF.
FELLAS, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
* A-HOOO
* WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
* A-HOOO
* WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
* SOMETHING, SOMETHING *
* WEREWOLVES FROM LONDON *
OKAY, SO I'M CONFUSED.
IS RACKI SCARY OR JUST LAME?
OH, NO, I'M NOT LAME. I'M DEFINITELY SCARY.
BOO! SEE?
WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
UMWH, OOIF-H T'!S OKAY, I GUESS I'LL GIVE RACKI THE WISHMAKER
ONE MORE SHOT TO SEE IF HE'S ACTUALLY SCARY.
OKAY.
UH, ARE YOU SURE? SOMEONE ELSE CAN GO FIRST.
UH, I CAN WAIT.
NO, YOU GO. WELL, OKAY.
JUST LET ME KNOW IF I GO TOO LONG.
CELIA'S IN PRAGUE DOING A GUEST LECTURE AND I REALLY MISS HER,
SO I WISH, UM -- WELL, I GUESS I WISH I COULD VISIT HER.
DOES, UH, THAT SOUND GOOD?
YOU WISH TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR LADY?
THEN YOU WILL -- WILL, UH --
UH, WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT RHYMES WITH LADY,
SO I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND START.
OH, THIS SEEMS LIKE A NICE PLACE.
36th FLOOR? THAT'S QUITE THE HIKE.
MAYBE I'LL TREAT MYSELF AND USE THE ELEVATOR.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT, UH, IS THIS ELEVATOR WORKING?
I NEED TO SEE MY GIRLFRIEND ON THE 36th FLOOR.
GIRLFRIEND, HUH?
WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK.
I JUST GOT THIS BABY FIXED UP.
OH, WHAT A RELIEF. THANK YOU, SIR.
YOU TWO LOVE BIRDS HAVE FUN NOW.
YEAH, WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA GET SOME CHINESE FOO--
AHH. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE CELIA.
HUH? WHAT THE -- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
OH, I SURE HOPE I'M NOT STUCK.
ALL RIGHT, FIVES, KEEP CALM.
SURVEY THE AREA.
WHEN YOU ARE LOST IN TIMES OF STRIFE,
TO LOOK AROUND MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE.
EUREKA! AN INTERCOM BUTTON.
MAYBE I CAN CALL FOR HELP.
MAN: Yeah? What's the problem?
IS THIS THE REPAIR GUY?
I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR.
WE TALKED EARLIER. I HAD THE FLOWERS.
Oh, of course. We'll have it running in no time.
How about some music while you wait?
THAT SOUNDS GREAT. THANK YOU.
UH, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING A LITTLE LESS OMINOUS?
Oh, sure.
YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHAT? I CHANGED MY MIND.
COULD YOU TURN OFF THE MUSIC, PLEASE?
UH, HELLO?
OH, NO.
I DON'T WANT TO BE TRAPPED IN HERE. NOT LIKE THIS!
I NEVER PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOANS!
I DON'T WANT TO BURDEN MY FAMILY!
AAH!
Oh, sorry, buddy.
I-I couldn't hear you over the smooth jazz.
Hey, looks like I got the elevator working.
OH, NO! OH, NO!
AAH!
CELIA'S FLOWERS!
NO!
Sorry about that, kid.
Pressed the wrong button.
You have a good night.
THANK YOU, SIR. FIVES!
CELIA!
I GOT YOU SOME FLOWER STEMS. THEY USED TO BE FLOWERS.
THANKS. BUT WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
OH, I WAS JUST TALKING TO THE ELEVATOR REPAIRMAN.
HE'S REALLY NICE. I SHOULD GET HIS E-MAIL.
FIVES, THE ELEVATOR'S BROKEN.
THE REPAIRMAN DIED 40 YEARS AGO.
WHAT?! YEAH, I'VE BEEN TAKING THE STAIRS.
36 FLOORS IS QUITE THE HIKE.
YEAH. THAT'S WHY I USED THE ELEVA...TOR.
WAIT.
AAH! I NEED HELP WITH SOME REPAIRS.
GIVE ME A HAND! FIVES!
AAH! CELIA!
AAH! AAH! CELIA!
CELIA! SNAP OUT OF IT, BRO.
OH, MAN, IT WAS SO REAL. IT WAS SO REAL.
ALL RIGHT, I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH
OF RACKI THE WISHMAKER FOR ONE EVENING.
NO, WAIT, MAN. I'M STILL DOING MINE.
I'VE WANTED THIS ONE MY WHOLE LIFE.
DEAR RACKI, I WISH I WAS POPULAR AS A KID.
THIS SEEMS TO ME A WISH THAT ALL SHOULD SEE.
HUH?
Racki: YOUR WISH IS TO BE MR. POPULAR.
WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING MR. POPULAR.
HEY, YOU CAN'T RHYME "POPULAR" WITH POPUL--AAH!
HEY, IT'S RGB2. AWESOME!
DUDE, YOUR COSTUME'S, LIKE, THE BEST ONE OUT TONIGHT.
THANKS. IT FEELS GOOD TO BE AT THE TOP.
MM-HMM. LOOKING GOOD, KIM.
WHY, THANK YOU, MARIO.
HMM! AHH. THAT WAS COOL.
THANKS, RACKI.
UM, IF YOU COULD JUST WAIT TILL THE END.
NAH, I'M GOO--AAH!
HEY, LOOK, THAT KID'S DRESSED AS A BOX OF FART MEDICINE.
OH, NO WAY! WHERE?
OH, NO, DUDE. YOU DIDN'T PAINT THE BACK?
IT LOOKED DONE IN THE MIRROR.
GUESS THE SWEAT PANTS BANDIT
GOT A TUMMY ACHE FROM TOO MUCH CANDY.
THAT'S YOU!
YOU'RE THE SWEAT PANTS BANDIT.
BUT I'M SUPER MORDECAI.
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HIS MOM MADE HIM WEAR LAYERS!
IT'S GONNA GET REALLY CHILLY OUT TONIGHT.
DON'T YOU MEAN WINDY?
PBHT!
MAN.
WE CAN'T EVEN BE COOL ON HALLOWEEN.
HEY, YOU WANT TO BE COOL?
GO TAKE A PIECE OF CANDY FROM THAT HOUSE OVER THERE.
I'M OKAY WITH US NOT DOING THIS, RIGBY.
I LIKE WHO I AM AND I DON'T NEED TO PROVE --
DON'T EMBARRASS ME.
FINE, WE'LL TAKE SOME CANDY.
MOVE YOUR FEET, MORDECAI. THEY'RE WATCHING.
I CAN'T DO IT. SOMETHING MIGHT POP OUT.
COME ON, WHAT'S GONNA POP OUT?
THERE'S NOT EVEN A SCARECROW UP THERE.
IT'S JUST A BOWL. OF CANDY.
YEAH.
YOU GO FIRST.
FINE.
I'LL GO FIRST.
AAH! AAH!
GOTCHA!
OH, DON'T DO THAT.
OKAY, WE DID IT. SEE?
THESE KIDS ARE COOLER THAN I THOUGHT.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE SO COOL, WE'RE TAKING THE WHOLE BOWL.
SHOULD'VE BROUGHT ANOTHER PUMPKIN.
HUH? HUH?
AAH! AAH! AAH!
HUH? HUH?
AAH! AAH!
SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE
MORE THAN ONE PIECE OF CANDY, EH?
NO! I MEAN, YES!
USUALLY THERE'S A "TAKE ONE" SIGN, SO...
WELL, THEN, HAVE SOME MORE.
AAH! AAH!
HUH? HUH?
WHOA! IT'S ALL CHOCOLATE.
REALLY? WE CAN EAT THIS?
LIKE A ZOMBIE EATS HIS BROTHER.
OKAY. INTERESTING WAY TO SAY, "YES."
MMM.
WE THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU WERE A SCARY WITCH
WHO WAS GONNA CHOP US UP.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE JUST A HARMLESS, OLD HAG.
LET MY FACE BE A LESSON TO ALWAYS WEAR SUNSCREEN.
OH, I KNOW. MY MOM'S SUPER GOOD ABOUT REAPPLYING, TOO.
HEY, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
YEAH.
I MEAN, KIND OF GOING BACK TO THE ZOMBIE THING EARLIER,
IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD HOW IT'S SHAPED LIKE BODY PARTS,
BUT IT TASTES SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT I'M USED TO.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S HOMEMADE.
WHOA! SO COOL.
I GUESS YOU PROBABLY GET INTO A LOT OF HOBBIES
WHEN YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT EVERYONE'S SCARED
TO TALK...TO...
UM...
MORDECAI!
I CAN'T FEEL MY -- I CAN'T FEEL MY...CHOCOLATE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
"OH, SUGAR!
I 'NOUGAT' SOMETHING LIKE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN."
NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS THINKING.
AAH!
NO! MORDECAI!
SUPER MORDECAI!
Witch: NOW WITH NUTS.
PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW, ISN'T IT?
NO! IT ISN'T!
HEY, LOOK AT ME!
I HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM FOR DESSERT!
STOP TALKING!
GR
OOH. OOH. OOH.
CHOCOLATE.
WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THIS?
HEY, RIGBY'S CHOCOLATE.
YEAH. HE'S SO RICH AND SMOOTH.
MMM. HE'S STRAIGHT-UP DELICIOUS.
MMM. OH, YEAH.
WHOA.
DID THAT KID REALLY TURN INTO CHOCOLATE?
THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
RIGBY'S THE BEST.
I WANT ANOTHER PIECE OF HIM.
WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HOPED FOR.
I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE
THAT RACKI THE WISHMAKER IS TERRIFYING.
WAIT, WHAT THE...?
WHERE'S RACKI?
HEY! THAT'S MY WALLET!
AND OUR TV!
COME ON! GET IN THE TRUCK, MON!
STOP! DON'T DO IT! NOT WITH ALL OUR STUFF!
AND THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL SEE THEM
IS AT THE PAWN SHOP FOR A HEFTY MARKUP.
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
OH, NO! STEP ON IT, RHOMBUS!
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S WISHES FOR RICHES
HAS HIT A FEW HITCHES.
DUDE, THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE
SOMETHING RACKI WOULD SAY.
WAIT, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
BECAUSE NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK.
NO!
HOW'D YOUR WISH FOR THROWING THE BEST EVER HALLOWEEN PARTY GO?
TERRIBLE.
I'M NOT RENTING THIS THING IF I CAN'T GET MY DEPOSIT BACK.
I'M TAKING MY BUSINESS TO THE TRUSTY STREAMER STORE,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
COME ON, RACKI!
WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO RENT YOU OUT
IF YOU KEEP SCARING OFF ALL THE CUSTOMERS.
IF RENTALS AREN'T ARRIVING AS DESIRED,
THEN PERHAPS YOUR BOSS SHOULD HAVE YOU FIRE--
DUMB RAPPING ROBOT.