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Rigby: YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN
BLARGH.AVI YET?

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WE'RE WATCHING IT.

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GO!

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BLARGH!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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NAILED YA!
[ ALL GASP ]

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WE WERE USING THE COMPUTER
FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES.

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YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ABOUT
FUNNY VIDEO FRIDAYS, BUT I KNOW.

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OH-HO, YOU'RE GONNA GET
SUCH A WRITE-UP.

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QUICK, PUT SOMETHING ON
BENSON WILL LIKE.

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[ MEOWS ]
WHA?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S A CAT VIDEO, BENSON.

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CAT...VIDEO?

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HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

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ROWR.

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[ BELL JINGLES ]

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WHOA.

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WHEN DID THEY START
MAKING THESE?

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A LONG TIME AGO, BENSON.

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THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM.

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PEOPLE JUST PUT UP VIDEOS
OF THEIR CATS

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ON THE INTERNET?

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THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.

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SO JUST SIT DOWN FOR AN HOUR
OR TWO AND CATCH UP.

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I LOVE CATS.

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SO, ALL I DO
IS CLICK ON THESE CATS?

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YEP. FOCUS ON THE CATS
AND NOT ON THE WRITE-UPS.

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WRITE-- WHA?

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EXACTLY.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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[ LAUGHS HEARTILY ]

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SORRY, SORRY. I KNOW I'M LATE
TO THE MORNING MEETING.

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DON'T SWEAT IT.

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BENSON
ISN'T EVEN HERE YET.

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THAT'S WEIRD.

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YEAH, HE'S NEVER LATE.

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[ YAWNS ]

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[ SMACKS LIPS ]

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DID YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT
WATCHING CAT VIDEOS?

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SURE DID. [ CHUCKLES ]

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DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE
INTERNET CAT CELEBRITIES?

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THERE'S FAT CAT,
RATA TAT CAT,

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AND MARI, THE JAPANESE CAT
THAT LIKES BOXES.

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BUT MY PERSON FAVE
IS CURMUDGEON CAT.

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[ MEOWS ]

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UGH.
PIECE OF JUNK.

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[ GASPS ]
I'VE GOT TO GET A NEW PHONE.

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UHHHH...

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UH, BENSON,
WE NEED OUR ASSIGNMENTS.

50
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OH, RIGHT. POPS,
YOU'RE IN CHARGE FOR THE DAY.

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I'M ASSIGNING YOU ALL
OLD-TIMEY DANCES.

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[ HUMMING ]

53
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THIS IS BAD.

54
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AND MORDECAI AND RIGBY
ARE RESPONSIBLE.

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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

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YOU GOT BENSON
INTO CAT VIDEOS.

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YOU GET HIM OUT.
THOSE ARE THE RULES.

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HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

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LET'S JUST WAIT
UNTIL BENSON SNAPS OUT OF IT.

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MY LEGS FEEL LIKE WET NOODLES.

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WE BETTER GO
CHECK UP ON HIM.

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Man: COME ON, CURMUDGEON CAT,
EAT YOUR FOOD.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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HEY, THAT'S MY FOOD!

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[ HISSES ]

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[ MEOWS ]

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McFLUFFIN,

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I'M TRYING TO WATCH A VIDEO
ABOUT CATS.

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HEY.

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I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ GROANS ]

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[ GULPING ]

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NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

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[ MEOWING ]

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AWW, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE.

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HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED
OF MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT?

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HI, I'M CAT MASTERSON,
AUTEUR DIRECTOR

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AND VISIONARY BEHIND
SUCH CLASSIC CAT VIDEOS

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AS "I HATE WEEKDAYS,"

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"CURMUDGEON CAPERS,"
AND "KITTY KITTY BANG BANG."

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WELL, IF YOU "FELINE" MEETING
CURMUDGEON CAT IN PERSON,

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THEN COME ON DOWN
TO MASTERSON STUDIOS

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TO ATTEND A LIVE TAPING
OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.

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YOU HERE
FOR THE LIVE TAPING?

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YES, I AM, MR. MASTERSON.

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I'M A BIG FAN.

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BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG,
REALLY BIG FAN.

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[ CHUCKLES ] I LIKE YOUR MANIC,
SWEATY ENERGY.

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RIGHT THIS WAY.

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NOW, FIRST WE GOT TO GET YOU
SUITED UP IN, UH --

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IN YOUR VIEWING SUIT.

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WHAT'S THIS?

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STANDARD
INDUSTRY PRACTICE.

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OKAY.

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[ STRAINING ]

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OOH, THAT'S GOOD.
NICE, SNUG FIT.

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NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.

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YOU KNOW, I GOT TO ASK --

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IN "BALL OF YARN" AT 2:38,
CURMU-- WAIT.

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WHY IS IT ALL DARK
IN THERE?

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STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE.

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WHA--
WHERE'S CURMUDGEON CAT?

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HUH?

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GO AHEAD, LIL BENNY.
PLAY WITH YOUR TOY.

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I -- I DON'T THINK
I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.

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UGH. DO WE HAVE A DIVA
ON OUR HANDS HERE?

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I THINK WE HAVE A DIVA.

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-UNH.
-BAT THE MOUSE!

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-UNH.
-BAT THE MOUSE!!

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[ BELL JINGLES ]

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YES, YES.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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BENSON?

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HEY, MAN, WE GOT WINGS.

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THIS ISN'T GOOD.

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...THEN COME ON DOWN
TO MASTERSON STUDIOS

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TO ATTEND A LIVE TAPING
OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.

119
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LET'S GO.

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HEY, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR OUR FRIEND, BENSON.

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SWEATY GUY, LOOKS LIKE
HE HASN'T SLEPT IN A FEW DAYS.

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ONE MOMENT.

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SECURITY!

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Both: AAH!

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[ BOTH GROANING ]

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Cat: WAKEY, WAKEY.

127
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HUH?
WHERE ARE WE?

128
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DUDE, ARE WE
IN PING PONG FACTORY?

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WELCOME TO MY STUDIO.

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WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH BENSON?

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BENSON?
I MADE HIM A STAR.

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YOU SEE, FOR YEARS, I TRIED
USING REAL CATS IN MY VIDEOS,

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BUT THEY ALWAYS FELL SHORT
OF MY VISION.

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I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
TO DIRECT A CAT?

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IT ALMOST MADE ME LOSE MY MIND!

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SO INSTEAD
I BUILT THIS HIGHLY ADVANCED

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VISUAL EFFECTS STUDIO THAT
ALLOWS ACTORS TO PLAY THE CATS.

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SO CURMUDGEON CAT'S
SOME GUY IN A SUIT?

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PRECISELY.

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HERE'S THE REAL CURMUDGEON CAT,

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A.K.A. RANDALL TATE.

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Both: EW.

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UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED

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WHILE FILMING HIS LATEST VIDEO,

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"TRAPEZE KITTY."

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THEY SAY CATS
ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET.

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BUT OVERWEIGHT MIDDLE-AGE MEN,
NOT SO MUCH.

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SO NOW I NEED TO FIND
SOME NEW STARS,

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AND, UH, I LIKE YOUR LOOK.

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NO WAY, MASTERSON.

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WE'RE NOT GONNA BE
MOTION-CAPTURE PUPPETS.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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THIS ISN'T MO-CAP.

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THIS IS MO-CAT!

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DALE.

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Both: WHA?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I INTRODUCE YOU

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TO THE NEWEST
INTERNET CAT SENSATIONS --

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STRETCH AND, UH, RUNTY.

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HEY!

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AND ROLL CAMERA.

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Dale: "STRETCH AND RUNTY,"
TAKE ONE.

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AND ACTION.

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WE'RE NOT GONNA ACT
LIKE CATS.

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AW! NOT EVEN A LITTLE?

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SHOW US WHERE BENSON IS.

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FINE.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
ACT LIKE CATS,

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THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO ADORABLE?

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STOP PLAYING GAMES,
MASTERSON.

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BUT THIS IS
SUCH GREAT FOOTAGE.

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OH, LOOK AT THAT!

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OOH, WHO LET THESE DRAPES
IN HERE?

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I GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO CLIMB THEM.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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SERIOUSLY?

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HMM, YOU KITTIES GETTING
SWEATY?

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[ CHUCKLES ]

180
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S BATH TIME.

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]

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[ GASPS ]

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QUICK, THE DOOR!

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WHY ARE YOU RESISTING?

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LISTEN, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST
PLAY WITH SOME YARN FOR A WHILE.

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[ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT?

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FINE. GO THROUGH THAT DOOR.

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YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE
WHAT YOU FIND.

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DUDE, WHERE ARE WE?

190
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I THINK
IT'S A LAUNDRY ROOM.

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Both: AAH!

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CUTENESS.
CUTENESS HAS A FACE.

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BENSON?

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BUT YOU MUST MAKE A FRIEND
OF CUTENESS.

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CUTENESS AND HORROR
ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

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[ MUNCHES ]

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HE'S GONE CRAZY.

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BENSON.

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MY NAME IS
LIL BENNY NOW.

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STOP IT!

201
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WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

202
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DUDE, HE'S OUT OF IT.

203
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Cat: [ LAUGHS ]

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STRETCH AND RUNTY,
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN LIL BENNY?

205
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YOU'LL GET FULL VETERINARY
AND DENTAL.

206
00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,114
DUDE, YOU'RE SICK.

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00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,451
LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE,
BENSON.

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00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,353
WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU,
MASTERSON.

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00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,655
THEY'RE HEADED
FOR THE CONTROL ROOM.

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SHOULD WE CUT?

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00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,457
NO. NO, NO, NO.
KEEP ROLLING.

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00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,125
CUE THE POINTER.

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00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,394
CUEING POINTER.

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[ LASER CHARGING ]

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00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,798
OOH, IT'S THE LASER POINTER!

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00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,800
HEY! WHERE ARE WE GOING?

217
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,903
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY
WITH THE LASER.

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IS MR. MASTERSON TRYING
TO HURT US WITH THE LASER?

219
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,809
YES, BENSON.
YES, HE IS.

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**

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I REMEMBER.

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MY NAME IS BENSON.

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AND YOU GUYS
ARE MORDECAI AND RIGBY.

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YOU GUYS LOOK ADORABLE.

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HOW DO WE GET
OUT OF HERE?

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LOOK, THE CONTROL ROOM.

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CUE ACT 3 ANTAGONISTS.

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CUEING ANTAGONISTS.

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I'D LIKE TO
INTRODUCE YOU KITTIES

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TO SOME
OF MY FAVORITE SCENARIOS.

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STUART 2.0 -- A TODDLER WITH NO
BOUNDARIES AND STICKY FINGERS.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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Cat: LUCY -- A SHIBA THAT'S
ALWAYS GETTING "INU" TROUBLE.

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[ Laughing ]
WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.

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00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,344
Cat: AND THE VACUUM CLEANER

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[ LAUGHS MECHANICALLY ]

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00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,347
[ WHIRS ]

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00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,850
AND ACTION!

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00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,951
[ LAUGHS ]

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00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,419
[ BARKING ]

241
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[ LAUGHS ]

242
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All: AAAH!

243
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:18,726
I'M THE FELINE FELLINI, BABY!

244
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,227
SCATTER!

245
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,862
[ LAUGHS ]

246
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,031
I'M THE TABBY TARANTINO!

247
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,867
COME ON!

248
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,868
ON THE COUNT OF THREE.

249
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,802
ONE...

250
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:29,870
I AM, UH...

251
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:30,904
...TWO...

252
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,873
-UH, C.M.?
-NOT NOW.

253
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,041
I'M THE, UH...

254
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,944
...THREE.

255
00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:40,080
I AM THE KITTY KUBRICK!

256
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,715
AAH!
OH, THIS IS GREAT!

257
00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,250
YOU GOT TO
GET THIS ON TAPE.

258
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,887
THE CLIMAX
OF MY MAGNUM OPUS!

259
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,389
I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WANT TO
BEAT YOU UP, C.M.

260
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,390
NO, SEE?

261
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,424
THAT'S REAL.

262
00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,293
I WANT YOU TO CAPTURE IT.

263
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,228
OKAY, YOU, GET OVER THERE.

264
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,563
G-G-GET THE WIDES.

265
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,331
AND I'LL GET THE P.O.V.

266
00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,233
OKAY.
OKAY, TRUCK IN.

267
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,335
AND ACTION!

268
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,337
AH!
PILE UP ON ME.

269
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,906
[ LAUGHS ] ADORABLE.

270
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,140
AWW.

271
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,777
I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING
HURT BUT...AWW.

272
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:14,181
DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS
AND -- AH!

273
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,583
MUSIC SWELLS HIGHER.

274
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,986
UP SHOT, PROTAGONISTS IN.

275
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,455
SPECIAL LIGHTING ILLUMINATES
THEIR PERPLEXED FACES.

276
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,524
TWIST ENDING.

277
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,127
CUT TO BLACK.

278
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,762
THAT'S A WRAP, PEOPLE.

279
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,597
AH, THAT TWIST
CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.

280
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,265
HE DIDN'T SET THAT UP
AT ALL.

281
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,467
I'LL CALL
ANIMAL CONTROL.

282
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,037
THERE HE IS.

283
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,706
Cat: OKAY, CANCEL MY 5:00.

284
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,440
SEE IF I CAN GET THE EQUIPMENT
IN THE SLAMMER.

285
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,876
BENSON. BUBULAH. CALL ME.

286
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,144
LOOK, BENSON,

287
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,614
SORRY FOR, LIKE, GETTING
YOU ADDICTED TO CAT VIDEOS.

288
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,149
WE'RE COOL NOW, RIGHT?

289
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,383
AH! GAH!

290
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,852
YOU TWO ARE LUCKY
I DIDN'T SUFFER

291
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,021
ANY PERMANENT
PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE.

292
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,288
LET'S GO.

293
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,990
SHOTGUN!

294
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,859
DON'T RUN.

295
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,128
[ SLURPING ]

296
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,595
HOLD UP, GUYS.

297
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,170
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

298
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,383
Skips:
THE SCORE IS 28-28.

299
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,418
NEXT TOUCHDOWN WINS.

300
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,054
BUT WHO'S GONNA
TAKE IT HOME --

301
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,856
THE TAME GAMERS...

302
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,590
OR THE DISASTER BOYS?

303
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,993
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

304
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,929
OH, GOODNESS!
IT'S STORMING!

305
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,498
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT.
LET'S GO INSIDE.

306
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,600
OH, SO I GUESS
YOU FORFEIT?

307
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,236
AND RISK
BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING?

308
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,872
YES, WE FORFEIT.

309
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,273
OH, COME ON!

310
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,441
PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY
GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

311
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,210
THAT'S JUST
AN OLD WIVES' TALE.

312
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,945
YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.

313
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,914
WE GOT A BUNCH OF OLD WIVES
OVER HERE. [ CHUCKLES ]

314
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,248
OH, IT'S ON.

315
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,419
HUT, HUT! HIKE!

316
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,520
HUNH!

317
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,688
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

318
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,957
[ GRUNTS, CHUCKLES ]

319
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:04,624
[ ALL GASP ]

320
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,625
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

321
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,726
YES!

322
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,361
HUNH!

323
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,030
WHOO! WHOO!

324
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,199
Both:
YES! WHOO WHOO!

325
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,101
HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO!

326
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,903
WHOO!

327
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,039
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES
TO MESS AROUND IN THE RAIN?

328
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,373
MY MOM!

329
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,374
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

330
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,943
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

331
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,313
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
Doctor: LOOKS LIKE
THEY'RE COMING OUT OF IT.

332
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,415
WHERE...AM I?

333
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,450
DON'T WORRY.
YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL.

334
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,651
YOU'RE
PERFECTLY SAFE --

335
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,420
ASSUMING
YOU HAVE INSURANCE.

336
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,488
NOW, YOU'VE SUFFERED
A SERIOUS SHOCK,

337
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,058
SO WE NEED TO ASK
A FEW QUESTIONS.

338
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,659
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

339
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,161
MITCH SORENSTEIN.

340
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,963
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

341
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,631
IN A TRAILER
WITH MY WIFE, STARLA.

342
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,632
GOOD.

343
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,234
AND YOUR OCCUPATION?

344
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,336
I WORK AT THE PARK.
I'M A GROUNDSKEEPER.

345
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,571
MM. LOOKS LIKE
EVERYTHING'S NORMAL.

346
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,241
I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION
FOR YOU, DOC.

347
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,508
WHO'S THIS GUY?

348
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,509
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

349
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,577
[ ALL GASP ]

350
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,146
HI.
I'M HI FIVE GHOST.

351
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,447
I ACTUALLY
WORK AT THE PARK, TOO.

352
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,249
I'M SURPRISED WE NEVER
RAN INTO EACH OTHER.

353
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,417
WHOA! YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T
REMEMBER EACH OTHER?

354
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,487
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MORDECAI? WHY SHOULD WE?

355
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,157
YEAH. I MEAN, HOW CAN I REMEMBER
SOMEONE I JUST MET?

356
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,658
HOW BAD IS IT,
DOCTOR?

357
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:15,095
THEY'RE SUFFERING FROM A VERY
SPECIFIC FORM OF AMNESIA --

358
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,431
ONE THAT ONLY TARGETS THE
MEMORIES OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

359
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,599
WE'RE FRIENDS?

360
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,700
HUH.
HUH.

361
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,269
IS IT TREATABLE?

362
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,304
IT'S MY MEDICAL OPINION
THAT YOU SHOULD GO HOME

363
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,639
AND TRY YOUR BEST
TO HELP JOG THEIR MEMORIES.

364
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,342
Hi Five:
SO, YOU'RE SAYING WE'VE BEEN
FRIENDS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?

365
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,444
YEAH, EVER SINCE YOU ALMOST DIED
IN THE CRASH PIT.

366
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,346
HUH. I DON'T KNOW
IF I SEE IT.

367
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,381
NO OFFENSE.

368
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,615
NONE TAKEN.

369
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,717
I FEEL LIKE
I REMEMBER CRASHING CARS

370
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,286
IN THE CRASH PIT...

371
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,553
BUT NOT THIS GUY.

372
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,022
HMM. SAME.

373
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,523
YOU GUYS
REALLY DON'T FEEL ANYTHING?

374
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,691
ANY CONNECTION AT ALL?

375
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,493
HMMMMM.
HMMMMM.

376
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,128
NOPE.
OH, COME ON.

377
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,363
YOU KNOW HOW RIGBY AND I
HAVE ALL OUR THINGS LIKE...

378
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,464
Both: WHOAAA!

379
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,699
HMM. HMM. HMM. HMM.

380
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,334
HUMMUS!

381
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,802
HUNH!

382
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,338
AND YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR THINGS,
LIKE TAKING OFF YOUR...

383
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,740
SHOES?
TAKE OFF MY SHOES?

384
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,509
I WOULDN'T ADVISE THAT,
BRO.

385
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,244
HOW ABOUT DOING HIGH...

386
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,182
EATING CHICKEN WI...?

387
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,717
HMMMMM.
HMMMMM.

388
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,519
NOT REALLY
RINGING A BELL. SORRY.

389
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,187
OKAY, FINE.
WE'LL SHOW YOU.

390
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,356
OKAY! YOU GUYS
ARE DOING GREAT!

391
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,490
NOW SPIN YOUR SHIRT!

392
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,691
[ GRUNTS NERVOUSLY ]

393
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,194
NO! LIKE TAKE IT OFF,
OVER YOUR HEAD!

394
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,197
WHOO! WHOO!

395
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,334
WHOOO! WHOOOO! WHOOOO!

396
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,036
ARE YOU GUYS
SURE THIS IS OKAY?

397
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,204
WE'RE REALLY DOING SOME DAMAGE
TO THE LAWN OUT HERE.

398
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,506
[ MUSCLE MAN CHEWING ]

399
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,108
OH, YEAH.

400
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,576
YEAH, THIS IS GREAT.

401
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,711
NICE. HOW 'BOUT YOU, FIVES?
YOU FEELING IT?

402
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,780
I GUESS IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME.
NO OFFENSE.

403
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,082
NONE TAKEN.

404
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,183
[ CHOMPS ] MMM.

405
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,352
HMMMM.
HMMMM.

406
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,054
MAN,
WHAT AN AWESOME DAY.

407
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,555
THIS GUY MUST BE
THE GREATEST FRIEND.

408
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,457
HOW 'BOUT WE TRY
SOME OF YOUR STUFF, FIVES --

409
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,724
SOME OF
WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO?

410
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,293
OKAY, COOL.

411
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,462
YOU MEAN, LIKE,
GOING TO THE RECORD STORE

412
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,629
OR HANGING WITH CELIA

413
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,298
OR TAKING
MY ESPERANTO CLASS?

414
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,233
UHH...
WELL, ACTUALLY...

415
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,536
YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT
WITH MUSCLE MAN, SO...

416
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,804
OHH.

417
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,639
HEY, WE MADE SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT HELP.

418
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,874
A FILM!

419
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,742
A FIL--
WELL, A VIDEO.

420
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,145
WE MADE A VIDEO
OF YOU GUYS TOGETHER.

421
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,613
WE WENT
INTO THE ARCHIVES

422
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,216
AND PUT TOGETHER THIS FILM
AS BEST WE COULD.

423
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,617
VIDEO. IT'S REALLY
MORE OF A --

424
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,219
[ STATIC ]
OH. IT'S STARTING.

425
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,488
AS MY BEST MAN,
IT'S YOUR JOB

426
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,091
TO FEED ME FRIED FOOD
TILL I PASS OUT!

427
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,425
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU GOT IT!

428
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,426
[ GULPING ]

429
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,395
HEH HEH. NICE.

430
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,596
HMM.

431
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,331
AHH -- AHH --

432
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,565
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

433
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,901
AW, YEAH.
NOW, THAT IS FUNNY.

434
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,469
HMM.

435
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,138
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH.

436
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,173
FIVES, I PUT ON
TOO MUCH TANNING OIL,

437
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,741
AND NOW I CAN'T GET UP!

438
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,143
DON'T WORRY!
I'LL HELP!

439
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,178
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

440
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,246
UGH!
[ SPLAT! ]

441
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,680
OOOOOF!
UGHHHH!

442
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,249
WOW!

443
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,684
WHAT WONDERFUL MEMORIES!

444
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,653
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

445
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,855
I, UH...I THINK
I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT,

446
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,324
IF THAT'S OKAY.

447
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,458
THANKS.

448
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,760
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

449
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,761
[ SIGHS ]

450
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,863
MAN, AFTER WATCHING THAT,

451
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,798
I WOULDN'T
EVEN BE FRIENDS WITH ME.

452
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,168
I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT
TO ME STRAIGHT, BROS.

453
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,369
AM I NOT COOL?

454
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,470
WELL...

455
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,139
IT NEVER
REALLY MATTERED.

456
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,607
HI FIVE WAS THERE, SO YOU WERE
ALWAYS COOL TO SOMEONE.

457
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,775
BRUTAL.

458
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,445
[ SIGHS ]

459
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,779
[ WHIMPERS, CLEARS THROAT ]

460
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,215
WITHOUT HIM,
I'M JUST A LOSER.

461
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,717
I GOT TO START
TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.

462
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,786
I CAN'T LET THIS
SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS.

463
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,388
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

464
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,656
HMM.

465
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,659
[ KEYBOARD PLAYS ]

466
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,494
* ANIMAL OL--

467
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,895
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

468
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,798
* ANIMAL OLIVES
WERE PACKED IN A JAR *

469
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,899
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

470
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,901
HEY, BRO. COOL SONG.

471
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,570
MUSCLE MAN'S
AT THE DOOR.

472
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,671
[ SIGHS ]

473
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,574
YES?

474
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,477
BRO, I KNOW
I DON'T SEEM VERY COOL,

475
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,979
BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON
WE WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS,

476
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,647
AND I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE THAT.

477
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,217
THERE'S ONE THING
TO SAVE OUR FRIENDSHIP

478
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,751
WE HAVEN'T TRIED YET.

479
00:16:58,785 --> 00:16:59,986
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

480
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,821
LISTEN,
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,

481
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,690
AND I REALLY NEED
TO RECHARGE RIGHT NOW.

482
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,725
PLEASE.
THIS IS THE LAST THING.

483
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,727
JUST SLAP ME
SOME SKIN.

484
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,363
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

485
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,498
MM.

486
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,532
COME ON!

487
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,401
DON'T LEAVE ME
HANGING, BRO!

488
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,502
[ SIGHS ]

489
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,903
IF IT'S THE LAST THING.

490
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,606
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

491
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,607
HUNH!
HUNH!

492
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,874
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

493
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,444
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

494
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,778
HOSPITAL AGAIN!

495
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,781
SO, TELL ME, DO YOU GUYS
REMEMBER EACH OTHER YET?

496
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,617
NO.
NO.

497
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,352
BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP.

498
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,421
WE GOT TO DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES.

499
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,422
I DON'T KNOW, MITCH.

500
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,723
MAYBE
THIS IS ALL A SIGN

501
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,525
THAT OUR FRIENDSHIP
ISN'T MEANT TO BE.

502
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,293
DON'T SAY THAT, BRO!

503
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,295
HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

504
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,696
YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

505
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,466
ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GOING ON A ROAD TRIP.

506
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,600
I HAVE A LOT
TO THINK ABOUT --

507
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,802
LIKE, WHAT IS A FRIEND,
REALLY?

508
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,471
WHAT DOES
ANY OF THIS MEAN?

509
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,574
ARE WE ALL ALONE
ON THIS BIG, BLUE PEBBLE?

510
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,775
WAIT!

511
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,009
PLEASE -- WAIT.

512
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,747
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
HAS A LOT TO THINK ABOUT?

513
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,614
WHO?

514
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,049
MY MOM!

515
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,817
HMM.

516
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,353
I DON'T REALLY GET IT.

517
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,490
[ CRYING ]

518
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:12,892
MITCH?

519
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:13,926
[ DOOR SLAMS ]

520
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,395
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

521
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,796
MITCH!

522
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,565
FUN BUN?

523
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,699
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

524
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,571
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
FOR YOU TO BE MY FRIEND?

525
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,506
[ CRYING ]

526
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,974
[ GASPS ]

527
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,677
STARLA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TAPE OUR SHOWS TONIGHT,

528
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,480
'CAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK
WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND.

529
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,614
MWAH!

530
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,317
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

531
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,762
[ DOORBELL BUZZES ]

532
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,465
YOU JUST MISSED HIM.

533
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,666
HE WENT
TO THE BUS STATION.

534
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,807
IF YOU CAME TO CHANGE MY MIND,
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

535
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,144
NO, BRO. I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU
A RIDE TO THE BUS STATION.

536
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,646
REALLY?
REALLY.

537
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,047
IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO.

538
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,815
WELL...

539
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,484
OKAY. YEAH.
THANK YOU.

540
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,053
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

541
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,888
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

542
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,723
UH, IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THE MUSIC,

543
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,559
YOU CAN CHANGE IT,
OR WHATEVER.

544
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,593
OH, NO. IT'S OKAY.

545
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,464
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
MY STOP'S COMING UP.

546
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,902
OH. UH, I THINK
YOU JUST PASSED THE BUS STATION.

547
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,571
WELL, THAT'S OKAY.

548
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,606
I'M SURE WE CAN MAKE A LEGAL
U-TURN AT THE NEXT LIGHT.

549
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,443
[ ENGINE REVS ]

550
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,011
HEY!
I'M JAYWALKING HERE!

551
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,413
OH, NO.

552
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,047
OH, NO! WE'RE NOT GOING
TO THE BUS STOP?!

553
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,383
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!

554
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,884
I FIGURED IT OUT, BRO.

555
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,687
IT ALL CAME TOGETHER
IN HERE.

556
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,589
THEY TOLD US
ABOUT THE CRASH PIT.

557
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,691
THEY SAID THAT'S WHERE
IT ALL STARTED.

558
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,727
AND NOW
THAT'S WHERE THIS ENDS.

559
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,529
YOU'RE GOING
OFF THE RAILS, MAN!

560
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,030
[ GASPING ]

561
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,399
YOU'LL SEE.

562
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,065
[ GRUNTS ]

563
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,735
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
AAH!

564
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,872
DO YOU TRUST ME,
BRO?

565
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,474
NO! NO, I DON'T!

566
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,743
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
THIS IS CRAZY!

567
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,445
PLEASE STOP!

568
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,714
AAAAAAAAH!

569
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,916
[ BACH'S "JESU,
JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING" PLAYS ]

570
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,147
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

571
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,733
[ SLOW, DISTORTED LAUGHTER ]

572
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,806
Both:
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!

573
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,107
TOO BAD
WE'RE GONNA DIE.

574
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,709
NOT ON MY WATCH.

575
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,913
WHOA!
WHOA!

576
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,117
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

577
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,119
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
[ LAUGHS ]

578
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,623
WHOA. THANKS FOR NOT GIVING UP
ON OUR FRIENDSHIP, MUSCLE MAN.

579
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,793
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
DOESN'T GIVE UP ON FRIENDSHIP?

580
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,127
MY MOM!

581
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,663
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]