1 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,981 Rigby: YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN BLARGH.AVI YET? 2 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,583 WE'RE WATCHING IT. 3 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,318 GO! 4 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,486 BLARGH! 5 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,656 NAILED YA! 6 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,525 WE WERE USING THE COMPUTER FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES. 7 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:28,829 YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ABOUT FUNNY VIDEO FRIDAYS, BUT I KNOW. 8 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,932 OH-HO, YOU'RE GONNA GET SUCH A WRITE-UP. 9 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,734 QUICK, PUT SOMETHING ON BENSON WILL LIKE. 10 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,737 WHA? 11 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,839 IT'S A CAT VIDEO, BENSON. 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,041 CAT...VIDEO? 13 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,576 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 14 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,844 ROWR. 15 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,180 WHOA. 16 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:49,583 WHEN DID THEY START MAKING THESE? 17 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:51,085 A LONG TIME AGO, BENSON. 18 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,520 THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM. 19 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,389 PEOPLE JUST PUT UP VIDEOS OF THEIR CATS 20 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,690 ON THE INTERNET? 21 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,025 THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. 22 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,694 SO JUST SIT DOWN FOR AN HOUR OR TWO AND CATCH UP. 23 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,197 I LOVE CATS. 24 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:06,100 SO, ALL I DO IS CLICK ON THESE CATS? 25 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:09,770 YEP. FOCUS ON THE CATS AND NOT ON THE WRITE-UPS. 26 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,305 WRITE-- WHA? 27 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,740 EXACTLY. 28 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:21,815 SORRY, SORRY. I KNOW I'M LATE TO THE MORNING MEETING. 29 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,117 DON'T SWEAT IT. 30 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,052 BENSON ISN'T EVEN HERE YET. 31 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,086 THAT'S WEIRD. 32 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,888 YEAH, HE'S NEVER LATE. 33 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:34,495 DID YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING CAT VIDEOS? 34 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,130 SURE DID. 35 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:39,333 DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE INTERNET CAT CELEBRITIES? 36 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,902 THERE'S FAT CAT, RATA TAT CAT, 37 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,406 AND MARI, THE JAPANESE CAT THAT LIKES BOXES. 38 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,576 BUT MY PERSON FAVE IS CURMUDGEON CAT. 39 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,480 UGH. PIECE OF JUNK. 40 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,648 I'VE GOT TO GET A NEW PHONE. 41 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:55,849 UHHHH... 42 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:59,086 UH, BENSON, WE NEED OUR ASSIGNMENTS. 43 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,822 OH, RIGHT. POPS, YOU'RE IN CHARGE FOR THE DAY. 44 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:06,594 I'M ASSIGNING YOU ALL OLD-TIMEY DANCES. 45 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,597 THIS IS BAD. 46 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,099 AND MORDECAI AND RIGBY ARE RESPONSIBLE. 47 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,267 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 48 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,269 YOU GOT BENSON INTO CAT VIDEOS. 49 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,771 YOU GET HIM OUT. THOSE ARE THE RULES. 50 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,173 HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. 51 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:21,709 LET'S JUST WAIT UNTIL BENSON SNAPS OUT OF IT. 52 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:25,045 MY LEGS FEEL LIKE WET NOODLES. 53 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,614 WE BETTER GO CHECK UP ON HIM. 54 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:31,519 Man: COME ON, CURMUDGEON CAT, EAT YOUR FOOD. 55 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,888 HEY, THAT'S MY FOOD! 56 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,126 McFLUFFIN, 57 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,296 I'M TRYING TO WATCH A VIDEO ABOUT CATS. 58 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,731 HEY. 59 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,633 I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT. 60 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,009 NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 61 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,348 AWW, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE. 62 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,584 HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED OF MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT? 63 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,186 HI, I'M CAT MASTERSON, AUTEUR DIRECTOR 64 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,856 AND VISIONARY BEHIND SUCH CLASSIC CAT VIDEOS 65 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,324 AS "I HATE WEEKDAYS," 66 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:13,261 "CURMUDGEON CAPERS," AND "KITTY KITTY BANG BANG." 67 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:17,831 WELL, IF YOU "FELINE" MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT IN PERSON, 68 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:21,034 THEN COME ON DOWN TO MASTERSON STUDIOS 69 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:24,938 TO ATTEND A LIVE TAPING OF HIS NEXT VIDEO. 70 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,776 YOU HERE FOR THE LIVE TAPING? 71 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,010 YES, I AM, MR. MASTERSON. 72 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,345 I'M A BIG FAN. 73 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:32,780 BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG, REALLY BIG FAN. 74 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,848 I LIKE YOUR MANIC, SWEATY ENERGY. 75 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,250 RIGHT THIS WAY. 76 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:38,552 NOW, FIRST WE GOT TO GET YOU SUITED UP IN, UH -- 77 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:39,687 IN YOUR VIEWING SUIT. 78 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,788 WHAT'S THIS? 79 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,690 STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE. 80 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,692 OKAY. 81 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,028 OOH, THAT'S GOOD. NICE, SNUG FIT. 82 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,697 NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 83 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,031 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO ASK -- 84 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,067 IN "BALL OF YARN" AT 2:38, CURMU-- WAIT. 85 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,069 WHY IS IT ALL DARK IN THERE? 86 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,105 STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE. 87 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:03,544 WHA-- WHERE'S CURMUDGEON CAT? 88 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,612 HUH? 89 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,780 GO AHEAD, LIL BENNY. PLAY WITH YOUR TOY. 90 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:10,217 I -- I DON'T THINK I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THIS. 91 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,086 UGH. DO WE HAVE A DIVA ON OUR HANDS HERE? 92 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,755 I THINK WE HAVE A DIVA. 93 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,890 -UNH. -BAT THE MOUSE! 94 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,593 -UNH. -BAT THE MOUSE!! 95 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,897 YES, YES. 96 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,637 BENSON? 97 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,271 HEY, MAN, WE GOT WINGS. 98 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,577 THIS ISN'T GOOD. 99 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,447 ...THEN COME ON DOWN TO MASTERSON STUDIOS 100 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,083 TO ATTEND A LIVE TAPING OF HIS NEXT VIDEO. 101 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,618 LET'S GO. 102 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,755 HEY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR FRIEND, BENSON. 103 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,624 SWEATY GUY, LOOKS LIKE HE HASN'T SLEPT IN A FEW DAYS. 104 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:51,759 ONE MOMENT. 105 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,561 SECURITY! 106 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,096 Both: AAH! 107 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,000 Cat: WAKEY, WAKEY. 108 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,003 HUH? WHERE ARE WE? 109 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,108 DUDE, ARE WE IN PING PONG FACTORY? 110 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,379 WELCOME TO MY STUDIO. 111 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:12,946 WHAT'D YOU DO WITH BENSON? 112 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,349 BENSON? I MADE HIM A STAR. 113 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:18,352 YOU SEE, FOR YEARS, I TRIED USING REAL CATS IN MY VIDEOS, 114 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,521 BUT THEY ALWAYS FELL SHORT OF MY VISION. 115 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,956 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DIRECT A CAT? 116 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,392 IT ALMOST MADE ME LOSE MY MIND! 117 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,361 SO INSTEAD I BUILT THIS HIGHLY ADVANCED 118 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:31,465 VISUAL EFFECTS STUDIO THAT ALLOWS ACTORS TO PLAY THE CATS. 119 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,167 SO CURMUDGEON CAT'S SOME GUY IN A SUIT? 120 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,235 PRECISELY. 121 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,237 HERE'S THE REAL CURMUDGEON CAT, 122 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,073 A.K.A. RANDALL TATE. 123 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,074 Both: EW. 124 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,309 UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED 125 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,711 WHILE FILMING HIS LATEST VIDEO, 126 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:44,845 "TRAPEZE KITTY." 127 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,815 THEY SAY CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET. 128 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,784 BUT OVERWEIGHT MIDDLE-AGE MEN, NOT SO MUCH. 129 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,921 SO NOW I NEED TO FIND SOME NEW STARS, 130 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,255 AND, UH, I LIKE YOUR LOOK. 131 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,557 NO WAY, MASTERSON. 132 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,592 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MOTION-CAPTURE PUPPETS. 133 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,228 THIS ISN'T MO-CAP. 134 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,497 THIS IS MO-CAT! 135 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,098 DALE. 136 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,336 Both: WHA? 137 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,272 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I INTRODUCE YOU 138 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:15,375 TO THE NEWEST INTERNET CAT SENSATIONS -- 139 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:19,547 STRETCH AND, UH, RUNTY. 140 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,548 HEY! 141 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:23,016 AND ROLL CAMERA. 142 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,019 Dale: "STRETCH AND RUNTY," TAKE ONE. 143 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,021 AND ACTION. 144 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,757 WE'RE NOT GONNA ACT LIKE CATS. 145 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,092 AW! NOT EVEN A LITTLE? 146 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,894 SHOW US WHERE BENSON IS. 147 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,096 FINE. 148 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,138 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ACT LIKE CATS, 149 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,708 THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING SO ADORABLE? 150 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,610 STOP PLAYING GAMES, MASTERSON. 151 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,912 BUT THIS IS SUCH GREAT FOOTAGE. 152 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,482 OH, LOOK AT THAT! 153 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,784 OOH, WHO LET THESE DRAPES IN HERE? 154 00:06:56,817 --> 00:07:00,053 I GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO CLIMB THEM. 155 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,255 SERIOUSLY? 156 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:05,325 HMM, YOU KITTIES GETTING SWEATY? 157 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,395 LOOKS LIKE IT'S BATH TIME. 158 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,434 QUICK, THE DOOR! 159 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,069 WHY ARE YOU RESISTING? 160 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,907 LISTEN, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST PLAY WITH SOME YARN FOR A WHILE. 161 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,575 YOU KNOW WHAT? 162 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,577 FINE. GO THROUGH THAT DOOR. 163 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:26,246 YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND. 164 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,915 DUDE, WHERE ARE WE? 165 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,583 I THINK IT'S A LAUNDRY ROOM. 166 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:30,450 Both: AAH! 167 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:34,755 CUTENESS. CUTENESS HAS A FACE. 168 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,756 BENSON? 169 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,358 BUT YOU MUST MAKE A FRIEND OF CUTENESS. 170 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,928 CUTENESS AND HORROR ARE YOUR FRIENDS. 171 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:44,765 HE'S GONE CRAZY. 172 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,633 BENSON. 173 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,968 MY NAME IS LIL BENNY NOW. 174 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,169 STOP IT! 175 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,871 WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU. 176 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,172 DUDE, HE'S OUT OF IT. 177 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,341 Cat: 178 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,877 STRETCH AND RUNTY, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN LIL BENNY? 179 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,279 YOU'LL GET FULL VETERINARY AND DENTAL. 180 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,114 DUDE, YOU'RE SICK. 181 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,451 LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE, BENSON. 182 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,353 WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, MASTERSON. 183 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,655 THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE CONTROL ROOM. 184 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:08,556 SHOULD WE CUT? 185 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,457 NO. NO, NO, NO. KEEP ROLLING. 186 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,125 CUE THE POINTER. 187 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,394 CUEING POINTER. 188 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,798 OOH, IT'S THE LASER POINTER! 189 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,800 HEY! WHERE ARE WE GOING? 190 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,903 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH THE LASER. 191 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:26,473 IS MR. MASTERSON TRYING TO HURT US WITH THE LASER? 192 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,809 YES, BENSON. YES, HE IS. 193 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,513 I REMEMBER. 194 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,315 MY NAME IS BENSON. 195 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,318 AND YOU GUYS ARE MORDECAI AND RIGBY. 196 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,153 YOU GUYS LOOK ADORABLE. 197 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,488 HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE? 198 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,823 LOOK, THE CONTROL ROOM. 199 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,257 CUE ACT 3 ANTAGONISTS. 200 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,859 CUEING ANTAGONISTS. 201 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,697 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU KITTIES 202 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,398 TO SOME OF MY FAVORITE SCENARIOS. 203 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:55,268 STUART 2.0 -- A TODDLER WITH NO BOUNDARIES AND STICKY FINGERS. 204 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,840 Cat: LUCY -- A SHIBA THAT'S ALWAYS GETTING "INU" TROUBLE. 205 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,075 WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF. 206 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,344 Cat: AND THE VACUUM CLEANER 207 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,850 AND ACTION! 208 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:14,755 All: AAAH! 209 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:18,726 I'M THE FELINE FELLINI, BABY! 210 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,227 SCATTER! 211 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,031 I'M THE TABBY TARANTINO! 212 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,867 COME ON! 213 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,868 ON THE COUNT OF THREE. 214 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,802 ONE... 215 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:29,870 I AM, UH... 216 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:30,904 ...TWO... 217 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,873 -UH, C.M.? -NOT NOW. 218 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,041 I'M THE, UH... 219 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,944 ...THREE. 220 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:40,080 I AM THE KITTY KUBRICK! 221 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,715 AAH! OH, THIS IS GREAT! 222 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,250 YOU GOT TO GET THIS ON TAPE. 223 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,887 THE CLIMAX OF MY MAGNUM OPUS! 224 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,389 I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WANT TO BEAT YOU UP, C.M. 225 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,390 NO, SEE? 226 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,424 THAT'S REAL. 227 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,293 I WANT YOU TO CAPTURE IT. 228 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,228 OKAY, YOU, GET OVER THERE. 229 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,563 G-G-GET THE WIDES. 230 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,331 AND I'LL GET THE P.O.V. 231 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,233 OKAY. OKAY, TRUCK IN. 232 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,335 AND ACTION! 233 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,337 AH! PILE UP ON ME. 234 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,906 ADORABLE. 235 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,140 AWW. 236 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,777 I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING HURT BUT...AWW. 237 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:14,181 DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS AND -- AH! 238 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,583 MUSIC SWELLS HIGHER. 239 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,986 UP SHOT, PROTAGONISTS IN. 240 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,455 SPECIAL LIGHTING ILLUMINATES THEIR PERPLEXED FACES. 241 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,524 TWIST ENDING. 242 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,127 CUT TO BLACK. 243 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,762 THAT'S A WRAP, PEOPLE. 244 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,597 AH, THAT TWIST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 245 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,265 HE DIDN'T SET THAT UP AT ALL. 246 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,467 I'LL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL. 247 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,037 THERE HE IS. 248 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,706 Cat: OKAY, CANCEL MY 5:00. 249 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,440 SEE IF I CAN GET THE EQUIPMENT IN THE SLAMMER. 250 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,876 BENSON. BUBULAH. CALL ME. 251 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,144 LOOK, BENSON, 252 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,614 SORRY FOR, LIKE, GETTING YOU ADDICTED TO CAT VIDEOS. 253 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,149 WE'RE COOL NOW, RIGHT? 254 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,383 AH! GAH! 255 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,852 YOU TWO ARE LUCKY I DIDN'T SUFFER 256 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,021 ANY PERMANENT PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE. 257 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,288 LET'S GO. 258 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,990 SHOTGUN! 259 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,859 DON'T RUN. 260 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,595 HOLD UP, GUYS. 261 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,383 Skips: THE SCORE IS 28-28. 262 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,418 NEXT TOUCHDOWN WINS. 263 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,054 BUT WHO'S GONNA TAKE IT HOME -- 264 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,856 THE TAME GAMERS... 265 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,590 OR THE DISASTER BOYS? 266 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,929 OH, GOODNESS! IT'S STORMING! 267 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,498 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT. LET'S GO INSIDE. 268 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,600 OH, SO I GUESS YOU FORFEIT? 269 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,236 AND RISK BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING? 270 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,872 YES, WE FORFEIT. 271 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,273 OH, COME ON! 272 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,441 PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. 273 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,210 THAT'S JUST AN OLD WIVES' TALE. 274 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,945 YEAH. YEAH. 275 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,914 WE GOT A BUNCH OF OLD WIVES OVER HERE. 276 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,248 OH, IT'S ON. 277 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,419 HUT, HUT! HIKE! 278 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,520 HUNH! 279 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,688 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 280 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,625 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 281 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,726 YES! 282 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,361 HUNH! 283 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,030 WHOO! WHOO! 284 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,199 Both: YES! WHOO WHOO! 285 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,101 HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! 286 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,903 WHOO! 287 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,039 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO MESS AROUND IN THE RAIN? 288 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,373 MY MOM! 289 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,313 Doctor: LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE COMING OUT OF IT. 290 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,415 WHERE...AM I? 291 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,450 DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL. 292 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,651 YOU'RE PERFECTLY SAFE -- 293 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,420 ASSUMING YOU HAVE INSURANCE. 294 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,488 NOW, YOU'VE SUFFERED A SERIOUS SHOCK, 295 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,058 SO WE NEED TO ASK A FEW QUESTIONS. 296 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,659 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 297 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,161 MITCH SORENSTEIN. 298 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,963 WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 299 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,631 IN A TRAILER WITH MY WIFE, STARLA. 300 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,632 GOOD. 301 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,234 AND YOUR OCCUPATION? 302 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,336 I WORK AT THE PARK. I'M A GROUNDSKEEPER. 303 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,571 MM. LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S NORMAL. 304 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,241 I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, DOC. 305 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,508 WHO'S THIS GUY? 306 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,146 HI. I'M HI FIVE GHOST. 307 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,447 I ACTUALLY WORK AT THE PARK, TOO. 308 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,249 I'M SURPRISED WE NEVER RAN INTO EACH OTHER. 309 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,417 WHOA! YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T REMEMBER EACH OTHER? 310 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,487 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MORDECAI? WHY SHOULD WE? 311 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,157 YEAH. I MEAN, HOW CAN I REMEMBER SOMEONE I JUST MET? 312 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,658 HOW BAD IS IT, DOCTOR? 313 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:15,095 THEY'RE SUFFERING FROM A VERY SPECIFIC FORM OF AMNESIA -- 314 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,431 ONE THAT ONLY TARGETS THE MEMORIES OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. 315 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,599 WE'RE FRIENDS? 316 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,700 HUH. HUH. 317 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,269 IS IT TREATABLE? 318 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,304 IT'S MY MEDICAL OPINION THAT YOU SHOULD GO HOME 319 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,639 AND TRY YOUR BEST TO HELP JOG THEIR MEMORIES. 320 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,342 Hi Five: SO, YOU'RE SAYING WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL? 321 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,444 YEAH, EVER SINCE YOU ALMOST DIED IN THE CRASH PIT. 322 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,346 HUH. I DON'T KNOW IF I SEE IT. 323 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,381 NO OFFENSE. 324 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,615 NONE TAKEN. 325 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,717 I FEEL LIKE I REMEMBER CRASHING CARS 326 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,286 IN THE CRASH PIT... 327 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,553 BUT NOT THIS GUY. 328 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,022 HMM. SAME. 329 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,523 YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T FEEL ANYTHING? 330 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,691 ANY CONNECTION AT ALL? 331 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,493 HMMMMM. HMMMMM. 332 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,128 NOPE. OH, COME ON. 333 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,363 YOU KNOW HOW RIGBY AND I HAVE ALL OUR THINGS LIKE... 334 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,464 Both: WHOAAA! 335 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,699 HMM. HMM. HMM. HMM. 336 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,334 HUMMUS! 337 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,802 HUNH! 338 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,338 AND YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR THINGS, LIKE TAKING OFF YOUR... 339 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,740 SHOES? TAKE OFF MY SHOES? 340 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,509 I WOULDN'T ADVISE THAT, BRO. 341 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,244 HOW ABOUT DOING HIGH... 342 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,182 EATING CHICKEN WI...? 343 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,717 HMMMMM. HMMMMM. 344 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,519 NOT REALLY RINGING A BELL. SORRY. 345 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,187 OKAY, FINE. WE'LL SHOW YOU. 346 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,356 OKAY! YOU GUYS ARE DOING GREAT! 347 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,490 NOW SPIN YOUR SHIRT! 348 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,194 NO! LIKE TAKE IT OFF, OVER YOUR HEAD! 349 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,197 WHOO! WHOO! 350 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,334 WHOOO! WHOOOO! WHOOOO! 351 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,036 ARE YOU GUYS SURE THIS IS OKAY? 352 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,204 WE'RE REALLY DOING SOME DAMAGE TO THE LAWN OUT HERE. 353 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,108 OH, YEAH. 354 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,576 YEAH, THIS IS GREAT. 355 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,711 NICE. HOW 'BOUT YOU, FIVES? YOU FEELING IT? 356 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,780 I GUESS IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME. NO OFFENSE. 357 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,082 NONE TAKEN. 358 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,183 MMM. 359 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,352 HMMMM. HMMMM. 360 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,054 MAN, WHAT AN AWESOME DAY. 361 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,555 THIS GUY MUST BE THE GREATEST FRIEND. 362 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,457 HOW 'BOUT WE TRY SOME OF YOUR STUFF, FIVES -- 363 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,724 SOME OF WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO? 364 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,293 OKAY, COOL. 365 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,462 YOU MEAN, LIKE, GOING TO THE RECORD STORE 366 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,629 OR HANGING WITH CELIA 367 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,298 OR TAKING MY ESPERANTO CLASS? 368 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,233 UHH... WELL, ACTUALLY... 369 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,536 YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT WITH MUSCLE MAN, SO... 370 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,804 OHH. 371 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,639 HEY, WE MADE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP. 372 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,874 A FILM! 373 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,742 A FIL-- WELL, A VIDEO. 374 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,145 WE MADE A VIDEO OF YOU GUYS TOGETHER. 375 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,613 WE WENT INTO THE ARCHIVES 376 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,216 AND PUT TOGETHER THIS FILM AS BEST WE COULD. 377 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,617 VIDEO. IT'S REALLY MORE OF A -- 378 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,219 OH. IT'S STARTING. 379 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,488 AS MY BEST MAN, IT'S YOUR JOB 380 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,091 TO FEED ME FRIED FOOD TILL I PASS OUT! 381 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,425 YOU GOT IT! 382 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,395 HEH HEH. NICE. 383 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,596 HMM. 384 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,331 AHH -- AHH -- 385 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,901 AW, YEAH. NOW, THAT IS FUNNY. 386 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,469 HMM. 387 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,138 OH. 388 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,173 FIVES, I PUT ON TOO MUCH TANNING OIL, 389 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,741 AND NOW I CAN'T GET UP! 390 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,143 DON'T WORRY! I'LL HELP! 391 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,246 UGH! 392 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,680 OOOOOF! UGHHHH! 393 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,249 WOW! 394 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,684 WHAT WONDERFUL MEMORIES! 395 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,855 I, UH...I THINK I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT, 396 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,324 IF THAT'S OKAY. 397 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,458 THANKS. 398 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,863 MAN, AFTER WATCHING THAT, 399 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,798 I WOULDN'T EVEN BE FRIENDS WITH ME. 400 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,168 I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, BROS. 401 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,369 AM I NOT COOL? 402 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,470 WELL... 403 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,139 IT NEVER REALLY MATTERED. 404 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,607 HI FIVE WAS THERE, SO YOU WERE ALWAYS COOL TO SOMEONE. 405 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,775 BRUTAL. 406 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,215 WITHOUT HIM, I'M JUST A LOSER. 407 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,717 I GOT TO START TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY. 408 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,786 I CAN'T LET THIS SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS. 409 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,656 HMM. 410 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,494 * ANIMAL OL-- 411 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,798 * ANIMAL OLIVES WERE PACKED IN A JAR * 412 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,901 HEY, BRO. COOL SONG. 413 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,570 MUSCLE MAN'S AT THE DOOR. 414 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,574 YES? 415 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,477 BRO, I KNOW I DON'T SEEM VERY COOL, 416 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,979 BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON WE WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS, 417 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,647 AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THAT. 418 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,217 THERE'S ONE THING TO SAVE OUR FRIENDSHIP 419 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,751 WE HAVEN'T TRIED YET. 420 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,821 LISTEN, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, 421 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,690 AND I REALLY NEED TO RECHARGE RIGHT NOW. 422 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,725 PLEASE. THIS IS THE LAST THING. 423 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,727 JUST SLAP ME SOME SKIN. 424 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,498 MM. 425 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,532 COME ON! 426 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,401 DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, BRO! 427 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,903 IF IT'S THE LAST THING. 428 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,607 HUNH! HUNH! 429 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,778 HOSPITAL AGAIN! 430 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,781 SO, TELL ME, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER EACH OTHER YET? 431 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,617 NO. NO. 432 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,352 BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP. 433 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,421 WE GOT TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. 434 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,422 I DON'T KNOW, MITCH. 435 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,723 MAYBE THIS IS ALL A SIGN 436 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,525 THAT OUR FRIENDSHIP ISN'T MEANT TO BE. 437 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,293 DON'T SAY THAT, BRO! 438 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,295 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 439 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,696 YOU CAN'T LEAVE! 440 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,466 ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING ON A ROAD TRIP. 441 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,600 I HAVE A LOT TO THINK ABOUT -- 442 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,802 LIKE, WHAT IS A FRIEND, REALLY? 443 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,471 WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN? 444 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,574 ARE WE ALL ALONE ON THIS BIG, BLUE PEBBLE? 445 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,775 WAIT! 446 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,009 PLEASE -- WAIT. 447 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,747 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A LOT TO THINK ABOUT? 448 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,614 WHO? 449 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,049 MY MOM! 450 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,817 HMM. 451 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,353 I DON'T REALLY GET IT. 452 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:12,892 MITCH? 453 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,796 MITCH! 454 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,565 FUN BUN? 455 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,571 WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO BE MY FRIEND? 456 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,677 STARLA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAPE OUR SHOWS TONIGHT, 457 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,480 'CAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND. 458 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,614 MWAH! 459 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,465 YOU JUST MISSED HIM. 460 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,666 HE WENT TO THE BUS STATION. 461 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,807 IF YOU CAME TO CHANGE MY MIND, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. 462 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,144 NO, BRO. I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A RIDE TO THE BUS STATION. 463 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,646 REALLY? REALLY. 464 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,047 IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO. 465 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,815 WELL... 466 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,484 OKAY. YEAH. THANK YOU. 467 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,723 UH, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE MUSIC, 468 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,559 YOU CAN CHANGE IT, OR WHATEVER. 469 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,593 OH, NO. IT'S OKAY. 470 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,464 WELL, LOOKS LIKE MY STOP'S COMING UP. 471 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,902 OH. UH, I THINK YOU JUST PASSED THE BUS STATION. 472 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,571 WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 473 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,606 I'M SURE WE CAN MAKE A LEGAL U-TURN AT THE NEXT LIGHT. 474 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,011 HEY! I'M JAYWALKING HERE! 475 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,413 OH, NO. 476 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,047 OH, NO! WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE BUS STOP?! 477 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,383 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?! 478 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,884 I FIGURED IT OUT, BRO. 479 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,687 IT ALL CAME TOGETHER IN HERE. 480 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,589 THEY TOLD US ABOUT THE CRASH PIT. 481 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,691 THEY SAID THAT'S WHERE IT ALL STARTED. 482 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,727 AND NOW THAT'S WHERE THIS ENDS. 483 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,529 YOU'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS, MAN! 484 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,399 YOU'LL SEE. 485 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,735 AAH! 486 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,872 DO YOU TRUST ME, BRO? 487 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,474 NO! NO, I DON'T! 488 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,743 LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING! THIS IS CRAZY! 489 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,445 PLEASE STOP! 490 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,714 AAAAAAAAH! 491 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,806 Both: I REMEMBER EVERYTHING! 492 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,107 TOO BAD WE'RE GONNA DIE. 493 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,709 NOT ON MY WATCH. 494 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,913 WHOA! WHOA! 495 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,119 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 496 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,623 WHOA. THANKS FOR NOT GIVING UP ON OUR FRIENDSHIP, MUSCLE MAN. 497 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,793 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOESN'T GIVE UP ON FRIENDSHIP? 498 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,127 MY MOM!