1 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,622 * YO, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY 2 00:00:12,655 --> 00:00:13,856 * I GOT YOU A PRESENT 3 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:15,258 * YO, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY 4 00:00:15,292 --> 00:00:16,626 * I GIVE THE BEST PRESENTS 5 00:00:16,659 --> 00:00:18,395 DUDE, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 6 00:00:18,428 --> 00:00:19,896 YOU CAN'T RHYME "PRESENT" WITH "PRESENTS." 7 00:00:19,929 --> 00:00:23,700 YEAH. THAT'S JUST CARELESS RAPPING. 8 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:24,967 PSSH! WHATEVER, MAN. 9 00:00:25,001 --> 00:00:27,270 YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT IS SO GREAT! 10 00:00:27,304 --> 00:00:28,705 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! 11 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,139 YEAH. 12 00:00:30,172 --> 00:00:31,608 I'M SURE, MAN. THANKS. 13 00:00:31,641 --> 00:00:33,042 DON'T THANK ME YET. 14 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:35,111 THANK ME LATER TONIGHT WHEN YOU OPEN IT AND LOVE IT, 15 00:00:35,144 --> 00:00:36,145 WHICH I KNOW YOU WILL. 16 00:00:36,178 --> 00:00:37,246 I GOT TO USE IT. 17 00:00:40,317 --> 00:00:41,618 OH, YEAH! 18 00:00:41,651 --> 00:00:44,287 PERFECT HIDING PLACE FOR A PERFECT GIFT! 19 00:00:44,321 --> 00:00:45,488 MORDECAI'S GONNA LOVE IT. 20 00:00:45,522 --> 00:00:47,123 I GIVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFTS. 21 00:00:47,156 --> 00:00:48,891 Mordecai: MAN, I HATE TO SAY IT, 22 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:50,793 BUT RIGBY GIVES THE WORST BIRTHDAY GIFTS. 23 00:00:50,827 --> 00:00:51,928 HUH? 24 00:00:51,961 --> 00:00:54,297 REALLY? IT SOUNDED LIKE HE GOT YOU SOMETHING 25 00:00:54,331 --> 00:00:55,632 REALLY GOOD THIS TIME. 26 00:00:55,665 --> 00:00:57,334 NAH. HE NEVER PUTS ANY THOUGHT INTO THEM. 27 00:00:57,367 --> 00:01:00,002 AND IF HE DOES, THEY'RE USUALLY JUST GIFTS HE GETS FOR HIMSELF. 28 00:01:00,036 --> 00:01:02,138 IT'S COOL, THOUGH. I'VE GOTTEN USED TO IT. 29 00:01:02,171 --> 00:01:03,640 * YO, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY 30 00:01:03,673 --> 00:01:04,974 * I GOT YOU A PRESENT 31 00:01:05,007 --> 00:01:06,309 * YO, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY 32 00:01:06,343 --> 00:01:07,410 * I GIVE THE BEST PRESENTS 33 00:01:07,444 --> 00:01:08,578 * YO, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY 34 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:09,646 * I GOT YOU A PRESENT 35 00:01:09,679 --> 00:01:10,747 * YO, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY 36 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,782 * I GIVE THE BEST PRESENTS 37 00:01:12,815 --> 00:01:15,017 MY PRESENTS AREN'T THAT BAD, ARE THEY? 38 00:01:16,185 --> 00:01:19,656 OH, NO. I GOT TO GET HIM SOMETHING BETTER. 39 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:22,825 WHAT TO GET MORDECAI? 40 00:01:22,859 --> 00:01:24,327 MORDECAI. 41 00:01:24,361 --> 00:01:27,597 MOR...DE...CAI... 42 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,165 GIFT FOR MORDECAI. 43 00:01:29,198 --> 00:01:31,167 MORDECAI FOR GIFT. 44 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,201 HMM. 45 00:01:32,234 --> 00:01:34,337 HMMMMM. 46 00:01:34,371 --> 00:01:36,606 UGH. 47 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:41,844 UGGGGHHH! 48 00:01:41,878 --> 00:01:44,447 THAT'S IT! MORDECAI LIKES THINGS I LIKE. 49 00:01:44,481 --> 00:01:45,648 I LIKE VIDEO GAMES. 50 00:01:45,682 --> 00:01:47,517 AND MORDECAI LIKES VIDEO GAMES. 51 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:49,352 I'LL GET MORDECAI A VIDEO GAME. 52 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,121 WHOA! "VIOLENT FIST 2: FIST FIRST!" 53 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,357 THE NEW GAME FROM TENDINDO! SOLD! 54 00:01:54,391 --> 00:01:56,258 WHAT?! 60 BUCKS?! 55 00:01:57,226 --> 00:01:58,795 HEY, DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING CHEAPER? 56 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:00,363 I GUESS YOU'RE NOT INTO QUALITY. 57 00:02:00,397 --> 00:02:03,332 FEEL FREE TO RIFLE THROUGH THE DISCOUNT BIN LIKE A PEASANT. 58 00:02:05,568 --> 00:02:07,069 UGH! 59 00:02:09,739 --> 00:02:11,541 THESE GAMES ARE LAME! 60 00:02:11,574 --> 00:02:13,543 DOG-CART RACING FOR $49?! 61 00:02:13,576 --> 00:02:15,878 I CAN'T AFFORD ANY OF THESE. 62 00:02:15,912 --> 00:02:18,280 WELL, I GUESS OUR INTERACTION IS DONE THEN. 63 00:02:22,452 --> 00:02:24,721 HEY, RIGBY. WHAT'S GOT YOU DOWN? 64 00:02:24,754 --> 00:02:26,989 I WAS TRYING TO FIND MORDECAI A NEW BIRTHDAY GIFT, 65 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:29,358 BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO GIVE HIM THIS ONE. 66 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,562 YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T GIVE HIM THAT, RIGHT? 67 00:02:32,595 --> 00:02:33,730 UGH! 68 00:02:33,763 --> 00:02:35,197 I REALLY WANT TO GET HIM A VIDEO GAME, 69 00:02:35,231 --> 00:02:36,599 BUT THEY'RE JUST TOO EXPENSIVE! 70 00:02:36,633 --> 00:02:40,737 THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE A VIDEO GAME? 71 00:02:40,770 --> 00:02:43,840 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 72 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:45,742 I AM ZAX-- OOP. 73 00:02:45,775 --> 00:02:47,276 UH, I AM ZAXON! 74 00:02:47,309 --> 00:02:50,079 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU CAN MAKE YOUR VERY OWN 75 00:02:50,112 --> 00:02:53,950 INTERACTIVE WORLD WITH YOUR MIND? 76 00:02:53,983 --> 00:02:55,317 OBSERVE! 77 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:11,100 ZAXO-O-O-O-N! 78 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:12,435 OH, HELLO. 79 00:03:12,469 --> 00:03:13,736 I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 80 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,905 But I felt your presence. 81 00:03:15,938 --> 00:03:18,307 I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU AN EXCITING NEW PROGRAM 82 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:19,442 THAT I HAVE DEVELOPED. 83 00:03:19,476 --> 00:03:21,778 IT'S CALLED ZIPGIDZ! 84 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,649 ZIPGIDZ -- 85 00:03:26,683 --> 00:03:29,418 ZAXON'S INTELLIGENT PLAYER TO GAME 86 00:03:29,452 --> 00:03:31,588 INTERFACE DESIGN BY ZAXON. 87 00:03:31,621 --> 00:03:35,458 I FIRST DEVELOPED THE PROGRAM WHILE WORKING AT TENDINDO GAMES, 88 00:03:35,492 --> 00:03:38,928 THE TOP COMPANY LEADING THE WAY IN A VIDEO-GAME RENAISSANCE. 89 00:03:38,961 --> 00:03:40,897 YOU GUYS, I GOT A GREAT IDEA! 90 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,799 WHAT IF THERE WAS A PROGRAM 91 00:03:42,832 --> 00:03:45,267 WHERE YOU COULD MAKE YOUR OWN VIDEO GAME? 92 00:03:45,301 --> 00:03:47,003 WHAT?! YOU'RE JUST A JANITOR. 93 00:03:47,036 --> 00:03:48,571 YOU CAN'T MAKE VIDEO GAMES. 94 00:03:49,972 --> 00:03:52,241 ANYBODY CAN MAKE A VIDEO GAME! 95 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:57,313 I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU! 96 00:03:57,346 --> 00:03:59,081 AND I DID SHOW THEM. 97 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:03,620 SURE, ANY HOTSHOT "PROGRAMMER" CAN MAKE A VIDEO GAME, 98 00:04:03,653 --> 00:04:06,422 BUT WITH MY EASY-TO-USE SOFTWARE, 99 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,692 ANY SO-AND-SO WITH A FREE AFTERNOON 100 00:04:09,726 --> 00:04:13,095 CAN MAKE ONE OF THEIR OWN, EVEN YOU! 101 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:13,863 EVEN ME? 102 00:04:13,896 --> 00:04:15,865 YES, YOU! YES, YOU! 103 00:04:15,898 --> 00:04:19,035 WITH MY HIGH-TECH, FUTURISTIC EQUIPMENT, 104 00:04:19,068 --> 00:04:22,972 THE ELECTRODES IN YOUR CEREBRAL IMAGINATION CORTEX 105 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:25,975 CAN FORMULATE YOUR OWN VIRTUAL WORLD. 106 00:04:26,008 --> 00:04:28,778 SO, SIT BACK AND LET YOUR MIND DO THE WORK. 107 00:04:32,549 --> 00:04:35,151 THAT VIDEO WAS UNINFORMATIVE AND POORLY PRODUCED. 108 00:04:35,184 --> 00:04:37,520 THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE WOULD FALL FOR THAT. 109 00:04:42,592 --> 00:04:44,727 EXCEPT MY BOYFRIEND. 110 00:04:47,229 --> 00:04:48,464 WHOA! 111 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,533 YOU MADE ALL OF THESE? 112 00:04:50,567 --> 00:04:51,668 ARE YOU A WIZARD? 113 00:04:51,701 --> 00:04:52,869 OF SORTS. 114 00:04:52,902 --> 00:04:55,237 BUT I KNOW NO TRICKS, ONLY TRUTH. 115 00:04:55,271 --> 00:04:57,840 AND THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS YOU PROMISED 116 00:04:57,874 --> 00:04:59,041 YOU'D GIVE YOUR FRIEND 117 00:04:59,075 --> 00:05:00,810 AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY GIFT TONIGHT, 118 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,144 SO LET'S GET TO IT! 119 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:04,647 ALL RIGHT. SO, I JUST THINK UP A GAME AND THAT'S IT? 120 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:07,049 YES, BUT FIRST WE MUST RUN 121 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:10,553 VERY INTENSE PHYSICAL AND MENTAL TESTS. 122 00:05:10,587 --> 00:05:11,888 AW, WHAT?! 123 00:05:11,921 --> 00:05:15,524 LET THE INTENSE TRAINING MONTAGE BEGIN! 124 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,084 THE RESULTS ARE IN. 125 00:06:15,117 --> 00:06:18,387 THE PHYSICAL PORTION OF YOUR TEST WAS MOST IMPRESSIVE. 126 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,657 IN FACT, IT WAS OFF THE CHARTS. 127 00:06:20,690 --> 00:06:21,958 YES! 128 00:06:21,991 --> 00:06:24,661 THE I.Q. PORTION IS OFF THE CHARTS AS WELL, 129 00:06:24,694 --> 00:06:25,762 BUT IN A BAD WAY. 130 00:06:25,795 --> 00:06:27,129 LIKE, LITERALLY IT'S SO LOW 131 00:06:27,163 --> 00:06:28,898 THAT IT'S NOT EVEN ON THE CHARTS. 132 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:30,132 I THINK I'VE EATEN WALNUTS 133 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:31,634 WITH A HIGHER INTELLECT THAN YOURS. 134 00:06:31,668 --> 00:06:33,803 WHAT?! DOES THAT MEAN I CAN'T MAKE A VIDEO GAME? 135 00:06:33,836 --> 00:06:36,773 NO. DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY PROMOTIONAL VHS? 136 00:06:36,806 --> 00:06:38,775 ANYBODY CAN MAKE A VIDEO GAME. 137 00:06:38,808 --> 00:06:43,245 TIME TO PUT ON A REALLY COOL HELMET THAT I INVENTED MYSELF! 138 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:46,582 THESE HELMETS WILL VIRTUALLY TRANSPORT US INTO YOUR HEAD. 139 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,919 ONCE WE'RE IN, YOU CAN MAKE THE GAME WITH YOUR MIND. 140 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,121 HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF YOUR LOW I.Q., 141 00:06:52,154 --> 00:06:54,256 THERE WILL BE BUGS IN THE SYSTEM. 142 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:55,858 -BUGS? -BUT FEAR NOT. 143 00:06:55,892 --> 00:06:58,995 WHEN THE TIME COMES, I WILL HELP YOU FACE THEM. 144 00:07:00,029 --> 00:07:01,530 BY THE WAY, THESE HELMETS COULD KILL US. 145 00:07:01,563 --> 00:07:02,531 WAIT, WHAT? 146 00:07:02,564 --> 00:07:04,533 UGH, UH, AAAAH! 147 00:07:07,169 --> 00:07:08,104 WHOA! 148 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,272 SO THIS IS WHAT MY MIND LOOKS LIKE. 149 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:13,175 YES, BUT THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT THE GAME TO BE. 150 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:15,778 UH...I WANT IT TO BE AT THE PARK, I GUESS. 151 00:07:19,682 --> 00:07:21,017 WHOA! 152 00:07:21,050 --> 00:07:23,886 NOW I WANT MORDECAI AND SKIPS TO BE IN IT. 153 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,855 AND THEY'VE GOT A BIRTHDAY CAKE! 154 00:07:25,888 --> 00:07:27,690 HEY, DUDE! 155 00:07:27,724 --> 00:07:31,660 COME UP AND EAT SOME BIRTHDAY CAAAAKE! 156 00:07:31,694 --> 00:07:33,896 NOW ADD SOME OBSTACLES. 157 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:37,867 OH, YOU MEAN LIKE JUMPS AND HOLES AND STUFF? 158 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,035 AAH! 159 00:07:39,068 --> 00:07:40,536 NO, NO, NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! 160 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,546 AW, MAN! 161 00:07:50,579 --> 00:07:52,348 "AW, MAN" IS RIGHT! 162 00:07:52,381 --> 00:07:55,384 NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET TO THE CAKE AT THE END 163 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:57,419 AND THE VIDEO GAME WILL BE MADE. 164 00:07:57,453 --> 00:07:59,321 JUST REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING. 165 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:01,623 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. 166 00:08:06,228 --> 00:08:07,930 AAAH! THE BUGS! RUN! 167 00:08:07,964 --> 00:08:09,732 AAAH! 168 00:08:09,766 --> 00:08:11,200 WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?! 169 00:08:11,233 --> 00:08:14,003 ACTUALLY, BASED ON YOUR LOW I.Q., I WAS EXPECTING MORE. 170 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,104 QUICK! UP HERE! 171 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:32,121 WE'RE ALMOST THERE! 172 00:08:37,994 --> 00:08:39,862 GO. I'LL HOLD THEM OFF. 173 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:41,630 NO! I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU. 174 00:08:41,663 --> 00:08:44,801 YOUR FRIEND ONLY HAS A BIRTHDAY ONCE A YEAR. 175 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:48,905 FINISH THE GAME SO YOU CAN GIVE HIM THE BEST GIFT EVER! 176 00:08:48,938 --> 00:08:51,440 HAH! AAH! 177 00:08:51,473 --> 00:08:54,243 OH, AND RIGBY, PROVE TO THEM 178 00:08:54,276 --> 00:08:58,781 THAT ANYONE CAN MAKE A VIDEO GAME, EVEN YOU! 179 00:08:58,815 --> 00:09:00,616 ZAXON! 180 00:09:00,649 --> 00:09:02,418 AAH! 181 00:09:13,963 --> 00:09:15,331 RIGBY IS MY FRIEND! 182 00:09:15,364 --> 00:09:19,802 I AM SKIPS, AND I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS! 183 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,605 AAH! 184 00:09:23,639 --> 00:09:25,808 NO! 185 00:09:29,812 --> 00:09:31,780 REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING. 186 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:37,119 NOT THIS YEAR. 187 00:09:54,236 --> 00:09:55,271 Man: YOU WIN! 188 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,139 HAVE SOME CAKE, BEST FRIEND! 189 00:09:57,173 --> 00:10:01,477 OH, YEAH! PIECE OF CAKE! 190 00:10:03,545 --> 00:10:04,847 AW, MAN. 191 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:07,016 ZAXON! 192 00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:09,218 YOU FOUGHT WELL, OLD FRIEND. 193 00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:15,024 I'M NOT REALLY DEAD, JUST "VIDEO GAME" DEAD. 194 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:18,160 GAME COMPLETE. 195 00:10:18,194 --> 00:10:20,863 MAN, I GIVE THE BEST GIFTS. 196 00:10:22,564 --> 00:10:23,332 MORDECAI! 197 00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:24,733 DUDE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 198 00:10:24,766 --> 00:10:26,702 YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM YESTERDAY AND NEVER CAME BACK. 199 00:10:26,735 --> 00:10:28,037 YOU MISSED MY BIRTHDAY! 200 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:30,539 LOOK, MORDECAI, I KNOW MY GIFTS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LAME, 201 00:10:30,572 --> 00:10:32,041 BUT I REALLY TRIED THIS TIME. 202 00:10:32,074 --> 00:10:33,542 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN 203 00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:35,544 A VIDEO GAME? 204 00:10:35,577 --> 00:10:36,913 MADE BY YOURS TRULY! 205 00:10:36,946 --> 00:10:38,047 WHAT?! 206 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,882 NO WAY. YOU DIDN'T MAKE THIS. 207 00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:42,551 NO, BUT MY MIND DID. 208 00:10:44,887 --> 00:10:46,055 CAKE QUEST! 209 00:10:53,762 --> 00:10:54,897 WHOA! 210 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:55,998 THAT WAS AWFUL! 211 00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:58,334 YOU REALLY DID MAKE THIS, HUH? 212 00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,568 YEP. 213 00:10:59,601 --> 00:11:01,470 THIS IS THE BEST GIFT YOU'VE EVER GIVEN ME.