1 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:15,183 HERE'S YOUR COFFEE, SIR. AH. THANK YOU, MARGARET. 2 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,585 HEY, MARGE, CAN YOU GET ME A LATTE WHILE YOU'RE UP? 3 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,220 PLEASE AND THANKS. OF COURSE. 4 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,989 NOW, I THINK YOU ALL KNOW THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 5 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,824 IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THIS TEAM. 6 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,059 WHICH IS WHY THIS LAST ANNOUNCEMENT 7 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,360 IS FOR EVERYBODY HERE. 8 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:29,830 CHANNEL 6 IS LOOKING FOR A FRESH, EDGY NEWS SEGMENT, 9 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,832 SOMETHING WITH "WOW" FACTOR, 10 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,235 SOMETHING THAT SCREAMS WEEKLY. 11 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:37,071 NOW, AS I SAID, THIS AUDITION IS OPEN TO EVERYONE. 12 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:39,840 JUST, UH, GIVE US YOUR FOOTAGE IN THE NEXT THREE DAYS, 13 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,610 AND THE PERSON WE CHOOSE GETS THEIR OWN WEEKLY SEGMENT! 14 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,412 HERE'S YOUR LATTE. 15 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,547 OH, LIFE-SAVER. 16 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,082 WELL, FRANK, CHOPPER 6 HAS BEEN FUN, 17 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:50,017 BUT IT MIGHT BE JACKIE'S TIME TO SHINE. 18 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,952 I AM GUNNING FOR THAT WEEKLY NEWS SEGMENT. 19 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:54,054 I MEAN I'M CERTAINLY DESERVING OF IT, 20 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,090 SEEING HOW I HAVE NEVER MISSED A DAY OF WORK, 21 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:58,058 NOT TO MENTION THE TRAFFIC-Y AWARD I WON. 22 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:00,361 WELL, I THINK MARGARET WOULD HAVE A SHOT 23 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,762 IF SHE TRIED OUT. WHAT?! 24 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,864 NO, I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE THAT LONG. 25 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,633 I MEAN, IT WOULD BE AMAZING. 26 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,268 BUT THERE'S NO WAY I'M READY. 27 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,770 YOU THINK I WAS READY WHEN I STEPPED ON CHOPPER 6 28 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,105 FOR THE FIRST TIME? 29 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,807 I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY PILOT'S LICENSE, 30 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,409 OR MY CONTACT LENSES, 31 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,211 BUT I FLEW HER ANYWAY. 32 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:20,481 DON'T STOP YOURSELF FROM PURSUING YOUR DREAMS. 33 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,783 WELL, I REALLY WOULD LIKE THAT SEGMENT. 34 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,618 WHAT'S THE HARM IN TRYING? 35 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,320 THAT'S MY GIRL! 36 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:29,990 BUT YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE NOW, RIGHT? LET'S GO HOME. 37 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,126 WELL, THERE COULD BE PLENTY HARM IN TRYING. 38 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,994 FRANK, FRANK? 39 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,464 OKAY, SO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING 40 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,831 WITH A "WOW" FACTOR. 41 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,969 YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEAS THAT ARE, LIKE, "WOW!"? 42 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,805 MAYBE GO CEREBRAL, LIKE WITH A THINK PIECE. 43 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,475 MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE, "HMM," YOU KNOW? 44 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,076 'KAY. 45 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,479 WHAT ELSE MAKES YOU GUYS WANT TO WATCH THE NEWS? 46 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,113 THE CAR CHASES! YEAH. 47 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,982 AND, THEN, WHEN THE COPS ARE ALL LIKE... 48 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,584 Both: "OUT OF THE CAR, DIRTBAG!" 49 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,487 YEAH, DIRTBAGS -- THAT'S IT! 50 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,821 I'LL GO UNDERCOVER 51 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,790 TO CATCH ALL OF THE DIRTBAGS AROUND THE CITY. 52 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,792 Smith: UNDERCOVER REPORTER? 53 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,127 YEAH, LIKE WITH DISGUISES AND HIDDEN CAMERAS. 54 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:09,830 I WANT MY SEGMENT TO REALLY HELP PEOPLE, YOU KNOW? 55 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:14,835 I'LL CALL IT "MARGARET ALWAYS MAR-GETS THE BAD GUY." 56 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,170 I'M NOT LOVING THE NAME, 57 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,772 BUT I LOVE SEEING THAT FIRE IN YOU, ANGEL. 58 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,674 SAY, FRANK, LAST TIME I CHECKED, 59 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,544 THE MORTALITY RATES FOR UNDERCOVER REPORTERS WAS, UH, PRETTY HIGH. 60 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:26,547 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEND YOUR LITTLE ANGEL OUT INTO THAT MESS? 61 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,850 IT MAY BE A LITTLE DANGEROUS, BUT I BELIEVE IN MARGARET. 62 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:32,953 YOU KNOW, THE STATION HAS AN ANONYMOUS-TIP HOTLINE. 63 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,989 I THINK THAT WILL GIVE YOU A LEG UP ON YOUR STORY. 64 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,125 YEAH, THAT HOTLINE GAVE ME A GOOD TIP 65 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,694 ON STEROID USE IN THAT CURLING CHAMPIONSHIP. 66 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:43,597 IT GETS THE DEL SEAL OF APPROVAL. 67 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:46,934 OH, DEL, YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN. 68 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,539 COME ON, RING. 69 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,074 "ANY TIPS YET?" 70 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,880 WHOA! 71 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,682 HELLO? 72 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,016 I've got a lead for you. 73 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,084 Meet me at the parking lot 74 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,386 on the corner of Elm and Highland. 75 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,687 I'LL BE THERE. 76 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,763 UH, ARE YOU -- 77 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,931 YOU EVER HEARD OF CHEEZER'S? UH, YEAH. 78 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,734 THIS IS A CORPORATE E-MAIL STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP. 79 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:22,936 YOU EVER HEARD OF A VEGETARIAN SANDWICH 80 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,572 WITH MEAT IN IT? WHAT?! 81 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:27,074 THE CHEESE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. 82 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:31,845 Man: CAN I HELP WHO'S NEXT? 83 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,213 Margaret: OH, HELLO, 84 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,248 YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER. 85 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,917 I HOPE YOU TAKE SENIOR DISCOUNTS HERE, 86 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,387 SEEING AS I AM ONE. OH, WE DO, MA'AM. 87 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,790 I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT ONE OF THOSE VEGETARIAN SANDWICHES. 88 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,726 SAY, YOU HAVEN'T STARTED PUTTING MEAT IN THOSE, 89 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,761 HAVE YOU? OH, UH, NO, MA'AM. 90 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,096 HAT'S FUNNY, 91 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:51,265 'CAUSE THIS SAYS DIFFERENTLY. 92 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:54,935 MARGARET ALWAYS MAR-GETS THE BAD GUY. 93 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:57,871 DO YOU WANT TO ADD SOME JALAPEÑO ZINGERS 94 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,308 AND MAKE IT A MEAL? WHAT?! NO! 95 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,775 THIS IS THE NEWS! 96 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,745 I GOT YOU! YOU GOT GOT! 97 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,213 HEY, LET ME SEE THIS. 98 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,081 OH, YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR SOURCES, LADY. 99 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:09,617 THIS IS A PRETTY OLD CAMPAIGN. 100 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:10,784 SEE? 101 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,786 "CHEEZER'S USES GRADE-A MEAT... 102 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,988 LESS PRODUCTS!" 103 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,624 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT! 104 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,359 NEXT. 105 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,295 THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. 106 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:24,231 I'LL HAVE TO GO TO THAT CHEEZER'S ACROSS TOWN NOW. 107 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,766 HELLO? 108 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,234 It's me. YOU! 109 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,402 THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 110 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,804 YOUR LAST TIP WAS A BUST. CHEEZER'S WAS CLEAN. 111 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,673 That's what they want you to think. 112 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,107 Anyway, forget about Cheezer's. 113 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,476 I've got something better. 114 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:38,612 Tomorrow at 10:00. You know where to find me. 115 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,514 HELLO? WHERE ARE YOU? 116 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,616 OVER HERE. IN THIS DUMPSTER? 117 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,585 NO. THE OTHER DUMPSTER. 118 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,654 AH. EVER HEARD OF, UH, GAMBLING? 119 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,756 YES. WELL, WORD ON THE STREET IS 120 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,524 IS THAT THE LOCAL PARK MANAGER 121 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:51,825 IS USING TAXPAYER MONEY 122 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,662 TO RUN A GAMBLING RING INSIDE THE PARK. 123 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,497 OKAY, NOW YOU'RE DEFINITELY WRONG. 124 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,498 I KNOW THOSE GUYS, 125 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:58,699 AND THERE'S NO WAY 126 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,267 THEY'RE RUNNING A GAMBLING RING. 127 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,168 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 128 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,203 WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL BELIEVE THIS. 129 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,475 FOLLOW THE MONEY. 130 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,178 YEAH, THIS ONE IS THE BEST GAMBLER IN TOWN. 131 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:13,714 Skips: NICE. HOW MUCH DID HE RUN YA. 132 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:14,848 COUPLE HUNDRED, 133 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,316 BUT I GOT SOMETHING OUT OF IT. 134 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:17,317 READ 'EM AND WEEP. 135 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:21,154 HO, HO, HO! DOES HE COUNT CARDS? 136 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,357 DOES A FULL HOUSE BEAT A STRAIGHT? 137 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:27,361 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SWINDLERS! 138 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,296 HUH?! HUH?! 139 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,332 MARGARET ALWAYS MAR-GETS THE BAD GUY. 140 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:33,333 MARGARET? 141 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,803 IS THAT SOME SORT OF BAD CATCHPHRASE 142 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,070 I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH? 143 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,406 I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, 144 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,374 BUT YOU TWO ARE RUNNING AN ILLEGAL GAMBLING RING 145 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,409 ON TAXPAYER MONEY. 146 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,877 THIS MONEY IS JUST THE REBATE I GOT 147 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:47,214 FROM BUYING "THE GAMBLER," OUR BRAND NEW LAWNMOWER. 148 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,050 BUT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COUNTING CARDS. 149 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,152 YEAH, EMPLOYEE I.D. CARDS. 150 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,687 Man: ONE. 151 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,355 NO KEYS. 152 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,258 WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTING AROUND THIS ONE. 153 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,493 EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE. 154 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,396 OH, THAT'S FROM OUR COMMUNITY CASINO NIGHT. 155 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,665 WHY'D WE STOP DOING THAT AGAIN? 156 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,767 FINE! YOU'RE NOT GAMBLERS. 157 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,602 I WAS WRONG AGAIN! 158 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,772 Mordecai: WE COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THE PARK DOESN'T HAVE A GAMBLING RING. 159 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,241 I KNOW. I JUST WANTED THE SEGMENT SO BADLY, 160 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,544 I TALKED MYSELF INTO BELIEVING THAT TIP. 161 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,778 NOW WHAT DO I DO? 162 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,613 MAYBE YOU COULD DO A SIMPLER SEGMENT, 163 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,748 LIKE A COOKING SHOW. 164 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:21,915 YOU MAKE A MEAN POUND CAKE. 165 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:23,884 HE SAID THEY WANTED "WOW" FACTOR, 166 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,053 NOT "HMM" FACTOR. 167 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,855 IT'S THE TIPSTER. 168 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,458 THIS IS WEIRD. HE'S NEVER TEXTED ME BEFORE. 169 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,864 GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 170 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:37,765 I GOT A REAL GOOD ONE THIS TIME. 171 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,032 EVER HEARD OF COFFEE? 172 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,101 YES. I'VE HEARD OF COFFEE. 173 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,804 WELL, THEN, MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF THIS COFFEE SHOP. 174 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,973 THEY'RE NOT SERVING REAL COFFEE. 175 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,608 ALL THEY BREW ARE LIES. 176 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,810 WOW. THAT'S YOUR HOP TIP? 177 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,212 IF YOU GO IN THERE AND ORDER A LATTE, 178 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,314 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND -- A LATTE? 179 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:57,651 I'VE WORKED THERE BEFORE, AND NOBODY ORDERS LATTES. 180 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:58,952 WHAT'S YOUR GAME? 181 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:01,121 IF YOU DON'T WANT MY TIP, THAT'S FINE. 182 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,223 I'VE GOT A LOT MORE PEOPLE TO TIP OFF. 183 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,325 I'M JUST A REGULAR, ANONYMOUS... 184 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,594 TIPSTER. 185 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,128 WAIT! SAY THAT AGAIN. 186 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,498 UH, NO, I WON'T. SCRAM! 187 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,133 JACKIE CARMICHAEL! 188 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,102 THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU WALTZ RIGHT IN 189 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,304 AND TAKE THAT WEEKLY SEGMENT OUT FROM UNDER ME? 190 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,438 I WON AN AWARD ONCE. 191 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,474 I'M NOT LOSING OUT TO FRANK'S LITTLE GIRL. 192 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,143 I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WEIRD ABOUT YOU, 193 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,614 WHICH IS WHY I RECORDED EVERYTHING ON HIDDEN CAMERA. 194 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,149 ONCE I UPLOAD THIS FOOTAGE 195 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,984 TO THE NEWS STATION'S HARD DRIVE, 196 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,319 IT'S GAME OVER FOR YOU. 197 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,957 FLOOR IT! 198 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,627 I'LL SHOW YOU WHO DRINKS LATTES! 199 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,333 THIS IS BAD! JACKIE'S NOT GONNA LET US GET TO THE STATION ALIVE. 200 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:49,503 WE JUST GOT TO GIVE THIS FOOTAGE TO THE STATION. 201 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:50,671 IT'S UPLOADING NOW. 202 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:54,007 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH! 203 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,676 I EARNED THAT SEGMENT! 204 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:59,212 JUST KEEP THE VAN STEADY. I'M GOING LIVE. 205 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,815 MR. SAMUELSON, PLEASE, DON'T CUT ME OFF. 206 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,216 WHAT THE -- I KNOW THIS IS WEIRD, 207 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,952 BUT TRUST ME, THERE'S A STORY HERE. 208 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,854 SHOULD I CUT HER FEED? NO, UH, WAIT. 209 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,288 SEE WHERE SHE'S GOING WITH THIS. 210 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,723 Margaret: WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST 211 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,191 FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS. 212 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,561 CHANNEL 6 NEWS REPORTER JACKIE CARMICHAEL 213 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:16,830 IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN A HIGH-SPEED CHASE WITH ME. 214 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,500 WHAT?! I AM BEING PURSUED BY MS. CARMICHAEL 215 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,703 BECAUSE I AM IN POSSESSION OF EVIDENCE 216 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,805 THAT WOULD NO DOUBT RUIN HER CAREER. 217 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,140 I'VE ALWAYS DREAMT OF BECOMING A REPORTER 218 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,508 BECAUSE THE NEWS INFORMED PEOPLE. 219 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,710 IT HELPED PEOPLE. 220 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:32,212 A REPORTER'S DUTY IS TO DELIVER THE TRUTH, 221 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,314 NOT TWIST IT FOR THEIR PERSONAL GAIN. 222 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,083 THAT'S WHY I'M RISKING EVERYTHING 223 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,517 TO SHOW PEOPLE THE TRUTH. 224 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:38,919 HANG ON, SWEETIE. 225 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,590 WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE 226 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,658 IS ACTUAL VIDEO FOOTAGE OF JACKIE CARMICHAEL 227 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,160 GIVING FALSE EVIDENCE AND TWISTING THE TRUTH, 228 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,529 ALL TO GET HER OWN WEEKLY NEWS SEGMENT. 229 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,068 SHE'S ON THE ROOF! AAH! 230 00:08:55,869 --> 00:09:00,574 I AM CURRENTLY BEING TOSSED BACK AND FORTH! 231 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:03,176 LET'S CHECK IN WITH THE DRIVER TO SEE HOW THINGS ARE GOING. 232 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,412 IT'S OKAY. I THINK WE SHOOK HER. 233 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,680 OH! AAH! 234 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,415 OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH! 235 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,452 OH, MAN! 236 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:17,324 HEY, JACKIE, REPORT THIS! 237 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,867 IF MARGARET SURVIVES THIS, 238 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,136 SHE IS GETTING HER OWN SEGMENT! 239 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:31,772 YOU, YOU'RE -- 240 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,608 AN AWARD-WINNING REPORTER AND ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE. 241 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,876 YES. YES, I AM. 242 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,446 I WAS SENT HERE TO INFILTRATE AND DESTROY LOCAL NEWS! 243 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,915 IN MY TIME, IT IS THE ONE BLEMISH 244 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,217 ON OUR UTOPIAN SOCIETY. A BLEMISH? 245 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,119 THE LOCAL NEWS PROVIDES AN IMPORTANT SERVICE 246 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,454 TO THE CITIZENS OF EVERY CITY. 247 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,657 OH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT TRIPE, DO YOU? 248 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,926 THE NEWS IS MOSTLY JUST PEOPLE READING THE INTERNET ALOUD. 249 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,494 IT IS HOLDING HUMANITY BACK. 250 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,563 IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME THE FOOTAGE, 251 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,565 IT'LL BE LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED. 252 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,734 HELP ME COMPLETE MY MISSION, MARGARET. 253 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:04,471 HELP ME DESTROY LOCAL NEWS AND ENTER AN AGE OF PROSPERITY. 254 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,277 HERE. TAKE IT. 255 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,980 YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING, MARGARET. 256 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,181 MARGARET? 257 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,415 YOU KNOW, JACKIE, 258 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,618 MARGARET ALWAYS MAR-GETS THE BAD GUY. 259 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,688 I'M STILL NOT LOVING THAT NAME. 260 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,656 HUH? NO! 261 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:27,761 Both: DIRTBAGS! DIRTBAGS! DIRTBAGS! 262 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,296 GO, MARGARET! WHOO! 263 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,665 -THUMBS-UP, MARGARET. -WE GOT A SEGMENT! 264 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,166 WE USED TO DATE. 265 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,937 I DIDN'T KNOW CHOPPER 6 HAD MISSILES. 266 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,471 WELL, WE ONLY HAD THE ONE, 267 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:41,174 JUST IN CASE SOMETHING LIKE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN. 268 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,710 ANYWAY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. 269 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,945 ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT JACKIE WAS A ROBOT? 270 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,180 I DIDN'T. I REALLY DID NOT. 271 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,849 WELL, YOU DID GREAT. 272 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,117 SURE, THAT CAMERAMAN DIED 273 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,052 AND THERE WAS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF DAMAGE 274 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,453 DONE TO THE HIGHWAY, 275 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:57,190 BUT YOU PROVED THAT LOCAL NEWS IS PRETTY NEAT.