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YES, YES!

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THANK YOU.

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AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL
PARKIE AWARDS.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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NOW, WE HAVE
A TRULY STAGGERING --

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EVEN GRUELING --

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NUMBER OF AWARDS
TO HAND OUT TONIGHT.

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[ BOTH GROAN ]

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SO LET'S JUMP
RIGHT INTO THE FUN, HUH?!

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OUR FIRST AWARD
IS FOR BEST RANKING.

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THE AWARD FOR CLEANEST POND
GOES TO...

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THE PARK WITH THE MOST
WELL-BEHAVED CHILDREN IS...

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OKAY, HALFWAY DONE, FOLKS.
AND FOR MOST UNIFORM LAWN...

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BEST BIRTHDAY SPOTS...

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...FOR HEALTHIEST TREES.

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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LET'S GIVE IT UP
TO HARRISON LAKE PARK

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FOR MOST FERTILE LAND!

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HOW DO THEY DO IT?

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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[ GROANS ]

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WE'VE BEEN HERE
FOR FOUR HOURS!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE CHILDREN!

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I'M UP FOR PARK MANAGER
OF THE YEAR.

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THIS IS
THE BIG LEAGUES.

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GENE USUALLY
SWEEPS THE AWARDS,

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BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT
THAT I HAVE A CHANCE THIS YEAR.

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I MEAN, AFTER THAT EMBARRASSING
FERTILIZER FIASCO

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EAST PINES HAD?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S IN THE BAG.

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WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE
AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY

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THAT WE REMEMBER
THE FALLEN.

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OUR PARK-MANAGER BRETHREN,

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NONE OF WHOM HAD WON AN AWARD
BUT WILL STILL BE MISSED,

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DESPITE THEIR LACK
OF EXCELLENCE.

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[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ]

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[ CROWD SIGHS, APPLAUDS ]

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AND NOW
A MOMENT OF SILENCE.

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I'D LIKE TO THANK WING KINGDOM
FOR SPONSORING THIS EVENT!

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BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ANGEL WINGS,
COME BY AND GET SOME SPICY ONES.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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AND NOW THE AWARD
WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...

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THE PARK MANAGER
OF THE YEAR AWARD!

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THE NOMINEES ARE...

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Announcer:
KIMMY GEHBERT FROM MICRO PARK.

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SLICER ERICSON
FROM ALLEY WAY PARK.

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GENE FROM EAST PINES PARK.

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AND BENSON FROM PARK.

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WHAT?! THAT'S NOT
THE PICTURE I TOLD YOU TO SEND!

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BUT DON'T YOU WANT THEM
TO KNOW THE REAL YOU, BENSON?

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YEAH,
IT'S HONEST.

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AND THE PARKIE
GOES TO...

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SHH --
THIS IS IT!

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BEN...
[ GASPS ]

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...JAMIN SMITH!
HE'S ANOTHER GUY WHO DIED.

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THAT'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

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ANYWAY, GET UP HERE, GENE!
YOU WON!

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THIS IS GENE'S NINTH NOMINATION
AND NINTH WIN IN THIS CATEGORY.

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IT'S HIS 18th WIN TONIGHT.

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HEY, I NEEDED ANOTHER
BACK SCRATCHER, AM I RIGHT?!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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I'M RUNNIN' OUT OF ROOM
FOR THESE THINGS!

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WELL, THANKS,
I GUESS.

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HERE'S TO
ANOTHER 18 WINS!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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THE BEST OF THE BEST CERTAINLY
WON TONIGHT, HUH, FOLKS?

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ANOTHER BIG THANKS
TO WING KINGDOM,

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AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
AT THE ANNUAL PARKIE AWARDS!

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OKAY,
SO I DIDN'T WIN.

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IT'S AN HONOR TO EVEN
BE NOMINATED.

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[ CHOMPING ]

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

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18 IN A ROW!
I LOVED
ALL THE DRESSES.

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JUDGED BY A JURY
OF MY PEERS.

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WITH PEERS LIKE THESE,
WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?!

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HEY, UH...

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WHY DON'T YOU
GO GET SOME FRESH AIR?

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I'M GONNA GET
SOME FRESH AIR!

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JOKERS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD PARK
FROM A HOLE IN THE PARK.

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BENSON TOOK THAT
PRETTY HARD.

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YIKES.
I'M EMBARRASSED FOR HIM.

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MAN, BENSON'S 10 TIMES
THE PARK MANAGER GENE IS.

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LOOK, HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE
THAT HE WON.

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HAH!

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THEY GIVE AWARDS FOR ANYTHING
THESE DAYS.

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I FLOSS TWICE A DAY --
NOMINATE ME FOR THAT!

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[ LAUGHTER ]
HOT WINGS, SIR?

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DEFINITELY!

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THERE'S JUST NO JUSTICE
IN THE WORLD.

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LET'S GRAB BENSON
AND GET OUT OF HERE.

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HEY, BENSON, HOW ABOUT
WE HAVE A GUYS' NIGHT OUT?

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HOW'S THAT SOUND?

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YEAH,
WE COULD DO IT UP!

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WE'D JUST NEED
SOME WINGS,

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SOME SLO-MO EXPLOSIONS,
A SWEET RIDE.

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THAT STUFF'S FOR WINNERS --
WINNERS LIKE GENE.

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HE'S PROBABLY OUT
HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.

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WE'LL SEE
HOW GOOD A TIME HE HAS

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WHEN HE FIGURES OUT
THIS IS MISSING!

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HUH?WHAT THE?
OH, MY!

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RIGBY,
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!

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WHAT BETTER WAY TO FEEL LIKE A
WINNER THAN WITH A REAL AWARD?!

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BESIDES,
HE DIDN'T EVEN MISS IT.

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IT'S THE PRINCIPLE
OF THE THING!

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WHAT, IS IT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T
HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT?

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HERE,
I'LL FIX IT!

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NO! WE HAVE TO
CALL GENE NOW!

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WE'LL TELL HIM
WE HAVE HIS AWARD

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AND IT'S ALL
A MISUNDERSTANDING.
[ Dialing ]

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GENE,
IT'S BENSON.

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CALL ME BACK.
IT'S IMPORTANT.

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I GOT THE MACHINE.

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WELL...

115
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WHILE WE'RE WAITING
TO HEAR BACK,

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WE COULD HAVE
A LITTLE FUN!

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OOH!OOH!
OOH!OOH!

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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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MAN, GUYS,
WHAT A NIGHT!

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I REALLY JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.

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WELL, [CHUCKLES] I KNOW WHAT
I WOULD'VE SAID IF I'D WON.

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IT WAS
A SHOW-STOPPER SPEECH.

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I HAD TO EDIT IT DOWN
THREE PARAGRAPHS

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I'D WRITTEN
ABOUT THIS GUY.

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AND YOU WERE IN IT,
AND YOU WERE IN IT --

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AND EVEN YOU GUYS
ARE IN IT.

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WHO-O-A!WHO-O-A!

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WELL,
NOT IN THE ORIGINAL,

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BUT I EDITED YOU IN AFTER
HOW MUCH FUN WE JUST HAD.

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[ BOTH CHUCKLING ]

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[ SIGHS ]

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TOO BAD I'LL NEVER
GET TO SAY IT.

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MAYBE IT'S NOT
TOO LATE, BRO.

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MEGA-COOL OF YOU TO LET US IN
LIKE THIS, MAN.

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EH,
NO PROBLEM.

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THE SET'S GETTING TRASHED
TOMORROW ANYWAY.

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[ DOOR CREAKS ]

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All: [ Chanting ]
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!

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[ CHUCKLES ] WOW!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M FINALLY UP HERE.

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SORRY, SORRY.
I'LL START.

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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FIVES?

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IT'S NOT ME!
I JUST TURNED ON THE LIGHTS!

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[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ]

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HUH?
WHAT THE?

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[ SCREAMS ]

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[ ALL SCREAM ]

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[ Australian accent ]
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING, MATE?!

156
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I'M GIVING MY SPEECH?

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I'M JUST TRYING
TO HAVE MY MOMENT.

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YOU'VE GOT
PLENTY OF MOMENTS!

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YEAH! ISN'T IT ENOUGH
THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!

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I NEVER
GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH!

161
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I NEVER GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH,
EITHER!

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JARED, THE ADULTS
ARE TALKING HERE.

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HEY, I DIED
THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE!

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YOU JUST FORGOT
TO CHEW YOUR FOOD!

165
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WELL, VICTORIA
JUST FELL OFF A LOG!

166
00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:06,226
WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T
GET KILLED BY DIRT,

167
00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,762
LIKE OLD QUICKSAND
OVER HERE! HUH?!

168
00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,564
GIVE ME
THAT MIKE!

169
00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,065
HEY!
[ GRUNTS ]

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00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,801
[ FEEDBACK ]
OOF!

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00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,470
THAT'S IT!

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00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,306
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GASPS ]

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YOU GOT TO LEARN
FROM YOUR ELDERS!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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HUH? OOF!

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CHILD COMING THROUGH!

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Jared: MY CHOCOLATE!
[ BOTH PANTING ]

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[ ALL GRUNTING ]

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[ FEEDBACK ]
HEY!

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[ GRUNTING ]

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LOOK AT YOURSELVES!
WHAT ARE WE DOING?!

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WE ALL JUST WANT
THE SAME THING --

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TO BE APPRECIATED.

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SO WHY
ARE WE FIGHTING?!

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WE'VE ALL GIVEN SPEECHES
TO OURSELVES --

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IN THE SHOWER,
IN THE CAR,

187
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SO LET'S GIVE THEM
TO EACH OTHER, RIGHT HERE,

188
00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,478
RIGHT NOW --
TOGETHER.

189
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[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

190
00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,183
UH, OH, WOW, GEEZ!

191
00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,885
THIS THING'S HEAVY.

192
00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:08,789
I ACTUALLY --
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PREPARED.

193
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,291
AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT!
AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT!

194
00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,961
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT,
COACH GUNDERSON!

195
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,329
AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT!
OH, AND YOU CAN --

196
00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:20,568
AND I SAID,
"MOM, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IN ME,

197
00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:23,503
BUT BELIEVE IN MY PARK!"

198
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[ SOBBING ]

199
00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,340
AND ME AND MY MATES
WERE IN THE OUTBACK,

200
00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,909
DOWN BY THE OPERA HOUSE,

201
00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,244
WHEN THIS CROCODILE
COMES FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE!

202
00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,246
WELL, I GOT THAT CROC
IN A HEADLOCK

203
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,182
AND PUNCHED HIM
IN THE STOMACH!

204
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,618
THAT'S THE END OF MY STORY.

205
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,355
THANK YOU!
BOOMERANG!

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00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,424
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

207
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,161
LAST,
BUT NOT LEAST, BENSON!

208
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:52,199
All: [ Chanting ] BENSON,
BENSON, BENSON, BENSON!

209
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,034
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

210
00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,736
IT'S A GREAT HONOR
TO HAVE RECEIVED THIS AWARD --

211
00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,005
[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
UH, UH...

212
00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,007
THEY SAY
THE THIRD TIME'S A CHARM!

213
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,542
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
I SAY IT'S THE SEVENTH!

214
00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,045
UH, I'D LIKE TO THANK POPS,
SKIPS, MORDECAI,

215
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,080
MUSCLE MAN,
HI FIVE GHOST!

216
00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,582
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
HUH?

217
00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,250
WHO'S DOING THAT?!
CUT IT OUT!

218
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:16,857
AND THE AWARD FOR BREAKING
AND ENTERING GOES TO BENSON!

219
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,193
TOO BAD THERE'S NO TROPHY
FOR IT.

220
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,428
GOT YOUR MESSAGE!

221
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,430
THOUGHT I'D
FIND YOU HERE.

222
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,266
OH, RIGHT.

223
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,068
THIS BELONGS
TO YOU.

224
00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,569
SORRY TO WORRY YOU.

225
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,639
[ LAUGHS ]

226
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,274
SORRY.

227
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,810
I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS MISSING.

228
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,446
AIN'T LIFE FUNNY?
ANYWAY, THANKS!

229
00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,883
OH, AND I HOPE YOU DIDN'T
TAKE YOUR PICTURE WITH IT.

230
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,053
'CAUSE THEY SAY YOU'LL NEVER
WIN AN AWARD IF YOU DO.

231
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,454
WHAT?

232
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,590
THAT'S PROBABLY JUST
AN OLD PARKIES URBAN LEGEND.

233
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,459
I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.

234
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:53,994
[ CHUCKLES ]

235
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,968
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOA, THERE.

236
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,671
SEE YOU
AT THE NEXT LODGE MEETING!

237
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:07,440
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

238
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,944
**

239
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,813
[ SIGHS ]

240
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:16,616
LET'S JUST
GO HOME.

241
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,951
**

242
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,491
Mordecai: AND THE PARKIE
GOES TO...BENSON!

243
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:25,826
FROM PARK.

244
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,328
COME TO THE STAGE
AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

245
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,331
All: [ Chanting ] SPEECH,
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!

246
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,967
HERE YOU GO,
BENSON.

247
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,636
YOU DESERVE IT.

248
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,977
THIS IS REALLY
THE BEST AWARD I COULD WIN.

249
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,613
I'D LIKE TO THANK
ALL OF YOU GUYS.

250
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,116
NOT JUST FOR BEING
THE BEST STAFF I'VE WORKED WITH,

251
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,119
BUT ALSO BEING THE BEST FRIENDS
I COULD ASK FOR.

252
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,955
BECAUSE OF YOU,
EVERY DAY I COME INTO WORK,

253
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,124
I FEEL LIKE
A TRUE WINNER.

254
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,391
THANK YOU.

255
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,392
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
LIQUID ASSETS.

256
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,394
[ LAUGHS ]

257
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,863
MAELLARD, OLD BOY,

258
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,831
YOUR BRUNCH IS THE
EVENT OF THE SEASON.

259
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,768
EH, IT'S OKAY, BUT NO
BRUNCH WOULD BE COMPLETE

260
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,703
WITHOUT A LITTLE DESSERT --

261
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:47,775
THE MOST EXPENSIVE
SHEET CAKE IN THE WORLD!

262
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,410
OOH!
-[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

263
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,946
WHOO-HOO!

264
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,049
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW
HOW MUCH IT COSTS,

265
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,051
TAKE A LOOK
AT THE FROSTING.

266
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,854
[ GUESTS GUFFAW ]

267
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,255
[ ENGINE PUTTERS ]

268
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,623
[ GASP ]
-[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

269
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,958
[ SNORING ]

270
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,293
RIGBY!

271
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,195
[ GASPING ]

272
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,930
AAH! AAH!

273
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,904
ARRH!

274
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,806
WHAT? I'LL BUY YOU
A NEW CAKE.

275
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,108
YOU REALLY
SCREWED UP THIS TIME!

276
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,143
HOLD ON, NOW, BENSON.

277
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,112
YOU SHARE AS MUCH BLAME
FOR THIS AS HE DOES.

278
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,880
YOU ARE HIS MANAGER.

279
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,316
IT'S TRUE, BENSON.
I TOLD YOU I NEEDED A NAP.

280
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,284
YOU WERE TIRED
BECAUSE YOU WERE

281
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,653
UP ALL NIGHT,
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!

282
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,155
ENOUGH!

283
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,589
RIGBY'S A SCREW-UP, BUT,

284
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,292
DISCIPLINE STARTS
AT THE TOP.

285
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,162
SO HERE'S WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN --

286
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,497
ONE OF YOU
IS GONNA WRITE

287
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:48,902
A LETTER OF
RESIGNATION BY 5:00.

288
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:52,072
NO ONE LEAVES THIS
OFFICE UNTIL IT'S DONE

289
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,441
AND IF YOU CAN'T WORK IT
OUT, YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!

290
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,977
[ SLAM ]

291
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,912
THIS IS THE LAST THING
I NEEDED TODAY.

292
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,682
FIRST, MY CAR BREAKS DOWN AND I
HAVE TO GET A RIDE FROM MY DAD.

293
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,617
AND NOW THIS.

294
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,087
ALL RIGHT, RIGBY, STOP PLAYING
AROUND AND WRITE THAT LETTER.

295
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,422
WHY SHOULD I WRITE IT?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?

296
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,858
MAELLARD SAID
IT WAS YOUR FAULT,

297
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,460
'CAUSE YOU
MISMANAGED ME.

298
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,196
COME ON, RIGBY. WE BOTH
KNOW THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

299
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,165
NOT NOW, BENSON.
I'M READING UP

300
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,432
ON MY MANAGEMENT
TECHNIQUES.

301
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,800
THERE'S SOME
GOOD STUFF IN HERE.

302
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,870
HEY!
I WAS READING THAT!

303
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,472
WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE
ANYTHING SERIOUSLY?

304
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,374
WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT?!

305
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,708
AAH!
AAH!

306
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,343
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!
-RIGBY, SIR --

307
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,711
BENSON'S BEING A --
-GIVE ME THAT!

308
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,847
THIS ISN'T PARTY TIME.

309
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,949
THIS IS WRITE-A-LETTER-
TO-QUIT TIME

310
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:40,320
AND, IF I HAVE TO COME BACK
IN HERE, I'M BUSTING HEADS.

311
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,721
I'M NOT WRITIN'
THAT LETTER.

312
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,391
**

313
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,226
[ CREAK ]

314
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,166
RIGBY, DON'T YOU MAKE ME
COME OUT THERE!

315
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,869
UGH!

316
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,737
RIGBY!

317
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,672
IF MAELLARD CATCHES US
OUT OF THE ROOM, WE'RE DEAD.

318
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,574
WELL, THEN, GO BACK,
SO YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT.

319
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,243
THAT'S IT, RIGBY.
YOU MARCH RIGHT BACK --

320
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,980
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
-OH, SHOOT.

321
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,848
RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?

322
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,550
YOU CAN COME OUT
NOW, BENSON.

323
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,385
OH, HEY, BENSON.
-HMM.

324
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,054
I THOUGHT MAELLARD
WAS GONNA FIRE YOU.

325
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,923
PSSH! MAELLARD'S
JUST BLUFFING.

326
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,726
BUT, PAPá, YOU CAN'T
FIRE BOTH OF THEM!

327
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:20,994
AAH!
Shh!

328
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,562
We got to get outta here.

329
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,433
WHICH WAY
IS YOUR OFFICE?

330
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,735
UH...DOWN THERE!

331
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,740
AH! SO ANGRY
AT THOSE TWO.

332
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,076
I THINK I'LL JUST STARE
AT MY BELOVED PARK

333
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:40,180
FOR A FEW LONG MINUTES.

334
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,415
NAH, ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I BETTER CHECK IN ON THEM.

335
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,517
[ GASP, PANTING ]

336
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,620
OH, YEAH!

337
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,956
AH! AAH!

338
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,523
RIGBY, GIVE ME A HAND.

339
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,791
[ CREAK ]

340
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,226
RIGBY!
AH.

341
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,865
[ GRUNTING ]
-[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

342
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,900
RIGBY! WHAT'S THE
MEANING OF THIS?

343
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,902
UH, THE DOOR WAS STUCK.
I WAS TRYING TO HELP.

344
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,537
YOU KNOW, OLD HOUSE.

345
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,805
BENSON?

346
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,776
UH, YEAH, IT DOES
THAT SOMETIMES.

347
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:13,280
THE DOOR...STICKS.

348
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,982
WHAT AM I FEELING
RIGHT NOW?!

349
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,449
WHAT IS THIS CALLED?!

350
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,985
IT'S CALLED BEING ALIVE.

351
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,588
OH. WELL, THANKS
FOR HELPING ME.

352
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:22,922
NO PROBLEM.

353
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,925
[ TICKING ]

354
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,728
OHH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

355
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,297
THIS JOB IS MY LIFE.

356
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,333
OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT --
IF YOU WRITE THE LETTER,

357
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,169
I'LL WRITE YOU A STELLAR
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

358
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,637
FOR YOUR NEXT JOB.

359
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,339
YEAH, BENSON,
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT,

360
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,008
BUT I CAN'T THINK
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

361
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,010
YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT
THOSE WINGS COLD, ARE YOU?

362
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,577
GEEZ, BENSON,
YOU'RE EVEN UPTIGHT

363
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,246
ABOUT HOW TO EAT HOT WINGS.

364
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,814
YOU'LL DO A LOT BETTER
AT YOUR NEXT JOB,

365
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,184
IF YOU JUST
LOOSEN UP A BIT.

366
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,619
GIVE ME THAT!

367
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,254
HEY!

368
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,823
BENSON, WAIT!

369
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,491
WHERE ARE WE GOING?

370
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,127
THE KITCHEN, RIGBY.

371
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,628
WE'RE GONNA COOK
THESE WINGS.

372
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,630
BUT I'M FINE
WITH EATING THEM COLD.

373
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,132
WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT.

374
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,666
I'M NOT.

375
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,969
Looks like
the coast is clear.

376
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,538
OOF!

377
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,340
WE'RE JUST GONNA REHEAT
'EM AND THEN GO, RIGHT?

378
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,042
YEAH.
I'LL LOOK OUT FOR MAELLARD.

379
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,210
NOW, WHERE'S THE PAPRIKA?

380
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,179
ARE YOU -- PAPRIKA?
ARE YOU KIDDING?

381
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,114
I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST
GONNA REHEAT 'EM AND GO!

382
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,882
Uh, that's what I'm doing!

383
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,385
The Benson way.

384
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:29,022
[ SCAT SINGING GUITAR ]

385
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,657
* MICROWAVE WINGS

386
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,292
* MICROWAVE WINGS!

387
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,528
* THIS IS BENSON'S RECIPE
FOR MICROWAVE WINGS *

388
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,297
* DASH OF PEPPER

389
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,865
* BLAST OF CURRY

390
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,367
* MIXING 'EM SLOW-OW

391
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,868
* NOT GONNA HURRY

392
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,236
WHAT ARE YOU SINGING?

393
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,738
"MICROWAVE WINGS,"
OFF OF "COURNOTOPIA,"

394
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,208
HAIR TO THE THRONE'S
RECIPE CONCEPT ALBUM.

395
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,377
IT WAS A HUGE HIT
ON THE ADULT CONTEMPORARY,

396
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,179
PROG-ROCK,
SOFT-METAL CHARTS.

397
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,546
NEVER HEARD OF IT.

398
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,881
* MICROWAVE WINGS

399
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,649
* MICROWAVE WINGS

400
00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:00,019
* WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO
AFTER THE SHOW? *

401
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:03,056
* BENSON'S ON HIS OWN AGAIN,
DON'T YA KNOW? *

402
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,858
* BENSON EATS ALONE

403
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,228
* BENSON EATS ALONE

404
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,163
MAN, GOOD TUNE.

405
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,398
WEIRD BRIDGE, THOUGH.

406
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,699
THEY'RE COMING!

407
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,101
BUT THE SONG SAYS
IT'S GOT TO COOK

408
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,669
FOR 90 SECONDS,
AND NOT ONE SECOND LESS!

409
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,238
I'M BAILING!

410
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,173
OUTTA MY WAY!
OOF! YICH!

411
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,342
COME ON. COME ON.

412
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,610
BENSON, DON'T BE STUPID.

413
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,944
MY SHIRT'S STILL
GOT STAINS ON IT.

414
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,380
DUHUR!

415
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,915
AHH...

416
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,950
CLUB SODA WILL GET THAT
RIGHT OUT.

417
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,553
NOW, WHERE DID I PUT IT?

418
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,422
HMM...

419
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,758
AH, IT'S PROBABLY
IN THE PANTRY.

420
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:43,029
POPS, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
THIS KITCHEN WAS REMODELED?

421
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,197
AAH-AH-AH!

422
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,465
HUH?

423
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,136
I MEAN, AAH, AAH,
AAH-HT SEVEN.

424
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,203
'07.

425
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,438
AHF!

426
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,573
NO WONDER
I LIKE IT SO MUCH.

427
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,142
CLAS-SIC!

428
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,609
NOW, LET'S SEE.

429
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,045
CLUB SODA, CLUB SODA.

430
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,048
CLUB SODA, CLUB SODA.

431
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,650
CLUB SODA.
ALLEY-OOP!

432
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,285
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

433
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,619
OH, A-HA HA HA!

434
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,222
JUST DOING
CALISTHENICS, FATHER.

435
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,258
AHA!
GETTING STRONG, EH?

436
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,826
THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON
YOUR OLD MAN?

437
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,395
PFFT!
PFFT! PFFT! PFFT!

438
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,964
[sobbing]
NO-O-O-O!

439
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,065
GOOD.

440
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:24,671
NEVER CHALLENGE ME
AGAIN.

441
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,639
[ LAUGHTER ]

442
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,475
DUDE,
THAT WAS AWESOME!

443
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,611
WELL...?

444
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,313
YOU'RE RIGHT.

445
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,781
THESE ARE WAY BETTER!

446
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,782
TOLD YA.

447
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,850
* LUNCH CLUB

448
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,653
[ UP-TEMPO
ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

449
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,556
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

450
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,458
BENSON, WHAT ARE YOU
ANXIOUS ABOUT?

451
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,792
[chuckling] HO-HO.

452
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,395
AWKWARD SILENCES,
AIRPLANE TOILETS,

453
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,498
SILVERFISH, DO I HAVE
ANY LIBRARY BOOKS OUT?

454
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,400
WHAT IF THEY STOP MAKING
THAT GUM I LIKE?

455
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,035
THIS RECURRING NIGHTMARE

456
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,671
WHERE I'M FLAILING
IN A FUTURELESS VOID.

457
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,139
MY FATHER'S THERE.

458
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,707
HE'S LAUGHING AT ME.

459
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,409
WOW, YOU'RE
PRETTY MESSED UP.

460
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,578
MY DAD,
HE WAS ALWAYS LIKE,

461
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,880
"YOUR BROTHER DON
IS SO AMAZING.

462
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,015
JUST GO BACK TO BEING
A SCREW-UP, RIGBY."

463
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,751
I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
HALF THE REASONS

464
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,185
I DO THE THINGS I DO.

465
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,555
I'M EXPECTED TO BE A CLOWN,
SO I'M A CLOWN.

466
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,590
BUT CLOWNS CRY, TOO, MAN.

467
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,559
CLOWNS CRY, TOO.

468
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,927
MY OLD MAN CRITICIZED ME
FOR BEING IN THAT BAND.

469
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,329
"WAKE UP!

470
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,997
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TALENT!

471
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,432
GET A REAL JOB!"

472
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,100
"DRUMMING'S MY LIFE, DAD!

473
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,503
HAIR TO THE THRONE
FOREVAH!"

474
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,204
AFTER SIX MONTHS,

475
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,073
THEY REPLACED ME
WITH A DRUM MACHINE.

476
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,541
HE WAS RIGHT.

477
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,209
THEN I STARTED
WORKING HERE,

478
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,346
WHERE I'LL PROBABLY BE
UNTIL I DIE.

479
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,583
"HERE LIES SOME UPTIGHT
PARK MANAGER."

480
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,084
DON'T SAY THAT.

481
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,619
YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT!

482
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,388
[chuckle]
THANKS, MAN.

483
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,622
AND YOU'RE MORE
THAN JUST

484
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,791
A GOOF THAT
MESSES THINGS UP.

485
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,626
IT'S ALMOST 5:00.

486
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,227
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

487
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,562
I'LL DO IT.
FOR ONCE,

488
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,398
I'LL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR MY ACTIONS.

489
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,032
NO, I'LL BE FIRED.

490
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,135
FOR ONCE, I'LL HAVE A SPINE
AND CHANGE MY LIFE.

491
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:42,642
[ TICKING ]

492
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:47,447
WHERE ARE THEY?!

493
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,750
Benson: "DEAR MR. MAELLARD,
WE ACCEPT THAT WE MESSED UP.

494
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,419
BUT YOU'RE CRAZY
TO MAKE ONE OF US

495
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,986
WRITE A RESIGNATION LETTER.

496
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,955
YOU SEE US
AS YOU WANT TO SEE US.

497
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,290
IN THE SIMPLEST TERMS,

498
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,592
YOU SEE US AS AN ANGRY,
UPTIGHT BOSS..."

499
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,927
-"AN IRRESPONSIBLE SLACKER."

500
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,762
"A GUY WHO HAS NO FUN."

501
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,064
-"A GUY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FUN."

502
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,399
[ HONK-HONK ]

503
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,435
"A GUY WHO'S ESTRANGED
FROM HIS FATHER."

504
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,970
DAD, WE NEVER TALK.

505
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,840
"SO, IF ONE OF US RESIGNS
FROM YOUR PRECIOUS PARK,

506
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,442
WE BOTH RESIGN.

507
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,810
DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?

508
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:21,147
SINCERELY, THE LUNCH CLUB.

509
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:25,752
P.S. SHOVE IT,
YOU DECREPIT OLD FART."

510
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,287
AH, IT'S NO USE.

511
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,822
I CAN'T READ THIS
AT ALL.

512
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,624
POPS!
READ THIS FOR ME.

513
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,627
I CAN'T FIND
MY GLASSES.

514
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,930
UM, IT SAYS,

515
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,600
"WE LOVE THE PARK AND
DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED.

516
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,002
WE'RE SORRY.
LOVE, BENSON AND RIGBY.

517
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:46,539
P.S." AH-HUVVV!

518
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,107
NICE THINGS!

519
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,309
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

520
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,945
WELL,
WHAT A LOVELY LETTER!

521
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:56,115
ESPECIALLY THE NICE THINGS
THEY SAID AT THE END.

522
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,550
I FORGIVE THEM.

523
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,051
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.

524
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,454
THOSE TWO ROUND OUT
THE WHOLE DYNAMIC HERE.

525
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,957
WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT
A BENSON OR A RIGBY?

526
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,794
HEH HEH. WHERE, INDEED?
HEH HEH.

527
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:08,861
HA!

528
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:14,200
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