1 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,482 YES, YES! 2 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,816 THANK YOU. 3 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,318 AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL PARKIE AWARDS. 4 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:19,987 NOW, WE HAVE A TRULY STAGGERING -- 5 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,222 EVEN GRUELING -- 6 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,990 NUMBER OF AWARDS TO HAND OUT TONIGHT. 7 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:27,195 SO LET'S JUMP RIGHT INTO THE FUN, HUH?! 8 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,530 OUR FIRST AWARD IS FOR BEST RANKING. 9 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:32,032 THE AWARD FOR CLEANEST POND GOES TO... 10 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:35,103 THE PARK WITH THE MOST WELL-BEHAVED CHILDREN IS... 11 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:38,506 OKAY, HALFWAY DONE, FOLKS. AND FOR MOST UNIFORM LAWN... 12 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,907 BEST BIRTHDAY SPOTS... 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,042 ...FOR HEALTHIEST TREES. 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,346 LET'S GIVE IT UP TO HARRISON LAKE PARK 15 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,515 FOR MOST FERTILE LAND! 16 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,350 HOW DO THEY DO IT? 17 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:53,921 WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR FOUR HOURS! 18 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:55,356 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 19 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,458 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN! 20 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,427 I'M UP FOR PARK MANAGER OF THE YEAR. 21 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:00,861 THIS IS THE BIG LEAGUES. 22 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,763 GENE USUALLY SWEEPS THE AWARDS, 23 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,766 BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I HAVE A CHANCE THIS YEAR. 24 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,936 I MEAN, AFTER THAT EMBARRASSING FERTILIZER FIASCO 25 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:10,271 EAST PINES HAD? 26 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,873 IT'S IN THE BAG. 27 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,443 WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY 28 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,245 THAT WE REMEMBER THE FALLEN. 29 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,912 OUR PARK-MANAGER BRETHREN, 30 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:21,949 NONE OF WHOM HAD WON AN AWARD BUT WILL STILL BE MISSED, 31 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:25,253 DESPITE THEIR LACK OF EXCELLENCE. 32 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:39,300 AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE. 33 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,403 I'D LIKE TO THANK WING KINGDOM FOR SPONSORING THIS EVENT! 34 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,806 BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ANGEL WINGS, COME BY AND GET SOME SPICY ONES. 35 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,777 AND NOW THE AWARD WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... 36 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,246 THE PARK MANAGER OF THE YEAR AWARD! 37 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,747 THE NOMINEES ARE... 38 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,317 Announcer: KIMMY GEHBERT FROM MICRO PARK. 39 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:59,987 SLICER ERICSON FROM ALLEY WAY PARK. 40 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,323 GENE FROM EAST PINES PARK. 41 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:05,259 AND BENSON FROM PARK. 42 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,928 WHAT?! THAT'S NOT THE PICTURE I TOLD YOU TO SEND! 43 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,597 BUT DON'T YOU WANT THEM TO KNOW THE REAL YOU, BENSON? 44 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,831 YEAH, IT'S HONEST. 45 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,500 AND THE PARKIE GOES TO... 46 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:13,801 SHH -- THIS IS IT! 47 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,003 BEN... 48 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,439 ...JAMIN SMITH! HE'S ANOTHER GUY WHO DIED. 49 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,773 THAT'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT. 50 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,842 ANYWAY, GET UP HERE, GENE! YOU WON! 51 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:26,780 THIS IS GENE'S NINTH NOMINATION AND NINTH WIN IN THIS CATEGORY. 52 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,949 IT'S HIS 18th WIN TONIGHT. 53 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:32,853 HEY, I NEEDED ANOTHER BACK SCRATCHER, AM I RIGHT?! 54 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,057 I'M RUNNIN' OUT OF ROOM FOR THESE THINGS! 55 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,726 WELL, THANKS, I GUESS. 56 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,561 HERE'S TO ANOTHER 18 WINS! 57 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,732 THE BEST OF THE BEST CERTAINLY WON TONIGHT, HUH, FOLKS? 58 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,867 ANOTHER BIG THANKS TO WING KINGDOM, 59 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:50,704 AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR AT THE ANNUAL PARKIE AWARDS! 60 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,241 OKAY, SO I DIDN'T WIN. 61 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,509 IT'S AN HONOR TO EVEN BE NOMINATED. 62 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,316 18 IN A ROW! I LOVED ALL THE DRESSES. 63 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,752 JUDGED BY A JURY OF MY PEERS. 64 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:08,021 WITH PEERS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?! 65 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,257 HEY, UH... 66 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,892 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET SOME FRESH AIR? 67 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,727 I'M GONNA GET SOME FRESH AIR! 68 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:17,197 JOKERS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD PARK FROM A HOLE IN THE PARK. 69 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,032 BENSON TOOK THAT PRETTY HARD. 70 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,269 YIKES. I'M EMBARRASSED FOR HIM. 71 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:24,438 MAN, BENSON'S 10 TIMES THE PARK MANAGER GENE IS. 72 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,107 LOOK, HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE THAT HE WON. 73 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,509 HAH! 74 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,378 THEY GIVE AWARDS FOR ANYTHING THESE DAYS. 75 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:33,247 I FLOSS TWICE A DAY -- NOMINATE ME FOR THAT! 76 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:35,283 HOT WINGS, SIR? 77 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,117 DEFINITELY! 78 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,887 THERE'S JUST NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD. 79 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,790 LET'S GRAB BENSON AND GET OUT OF HERE. 80 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:50,264 HEY, BENSON, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A GUYS' NIGHT OUT? 81 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,599 HOW'S THAT SOUND? 82 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,100 YEAH, WE COULD DO IT UP! 83 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:54,735 WE'D JUST NEED SOME WINGS, 84 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,571 SOME SLO-MO EXPLOSIONS, A SWEET RIDE. 85 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:00,708 THAT STUFF'S FOR WINNERS -- WINNERS LIKE GENE. 86 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,811 HE'S PROBABLY OUT HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE. 87 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,279 WE'LL SEE HOW GOOD A TIME HE HAS 88 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:07,781 WHEN HE FIGURES OUT THIS IS MISSING! 89 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,283 HUH?WHAT THE? OH, MY! 90 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,218 RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! 91 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,554 WHAT BETTER WAY TO FEEL LIKE A WINNER THAN WITH A REAL AWARD?! 92 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,922 BESIDES, HE DIDN'T EVEN MISS IT. 93 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,724 IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING! 94 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,392 WHAT, IS IT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT? 95 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,627 HERE, I'LL FIX IT! 96 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,094 NO! WE HAVE TO CALL GENE NOW! 97 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,763 WE'LL TELL HIM WE HAVE HIS AWARD 98 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,865 AND IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING. 99 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,469 GENE, IT'S BENSON. 100 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,405 CALL ME BACK. IT'S IMPORTANT. 101 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,140 I GOT THE MACHINE. 102 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:34,608 WELL... 103 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,510 WHILE WE'RE WAITING TO HEAR BACK, 104 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,145 WE COULD HAVE A LITTLE FUN! 105 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:41,148 OOH!OOH! OOH!OOH! 106 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,790 MAN, GUYS, WHAT A NIGHT! 107 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,659 I REALLY JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 108 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:28,896 WELL, I KNOW WHAT I WOULD'VE SAID IF I'D WON. 109 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,831 IT WAS A SHOW-STOPPER SPEECH. 110 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,200 I HAD TO EDIT IT DOWN THREE PARAGRAPHS 111 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,002 I'D WRITTEN ABOUT THIS GUY. 112 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,505 AND YOU WERE IN IT, AND YOU WERE IN IT -- 113 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,373 AND EVEN YOU GUYS ARE IN IT. 114 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:41,141 WHO-O-A!WHO-O-A! 115 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,176 WELL, NOT IN THE ORIGINAL, 116 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,647 BUT I EDITED YOU IN AFTER HOW MUCH FUN WE JUST HAD. 117 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,651 TOO BAD I'LL NEVER GET TO SAY IT. 118 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,020 MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE, BRO. 119 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:56,356 MEGA-COOL OF YOU TO LET US IN LIKE THIS, MAN. 120 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,825 EH, NO PROBLEM. 121 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,260 THE SET'S GETTING TRASHED TOMORROW ANYWAY. 122 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,837 All: SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH! 123 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,204 WOW! 124 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:14,007 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY UP HERE. 125 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,109 SORRY, SORRY. I'LL START. 126 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,379 FIVES? 127 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,715 IT'S NOT ME! I JUST TURNED ON THE LIGHTS! 128 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,558 HUH? WHAT THE? 129 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,469 HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, MATE?! 130 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:42,870 I'M GIVING MY SPEECH? 131 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,138 I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE MY MOMENT. 132 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,740 YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF MOMENTS! 133 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,643 YEAH! ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?! 134 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,645 I NEVER GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH! 135 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:54,081 I NEVER GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH, EITHER! 136 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,249 JARED, THE ADULTS ARE TALKING HERE. 137 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,586 HEY, I DIED THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE! 138 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,721 YOU JUST FORGOT TO CHEW YOUR FOOD! 139 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,256 WELL, VICTORIA JUST FELL OFF A LOG! 140 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:06,226 WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET KILLED BY DIRT, 141 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,762 LIKE OLD QUICKSAND OVER HERE! HUH?! 142 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,564 GIVE ME THAT MIKE! 143 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,065 HEY! 144 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,801 OOF! 145 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,470 THAT'S IT! 146 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,975 YOU GOT TO LEARN FROM YOUR ELDERS! 147 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,413 HUH? OOF! 148 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,148 CHILD COMING THROUGH! 149 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,719 Jared: MY CHOCOLATE! 150 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,624 HEY! 151 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:41,529 LOOK AT YOURSELVES! WHAT ARE WE DOING?! 152 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,964 WE ALL JUST WANT THE SAME THING -- 153 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,999 TO BE APPRECIATED. 154 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,768 SO WHY ARE WE FIGHTING?! 155 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,337 WE'VE ALL GIVEN SPEECHES TO OURSELVES -- 156 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,172 IN THE SHOWER, IN THE CAR, 157 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,976 SO LET'S GIVE THEM TO EACH OTHER, RIGHT HERE, 158 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,478 RIGHT NOW -- TOGETHER. 159 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,183 UH, OH, WOW, GEEZ! 160 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,885 THIS THING'S HEAVY. 161 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:08,789 I ACTUALLY -- I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PREPARED. 162 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,291 AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT! AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT! 163 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,961 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, COACH GUNDERSON! 164 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,329 AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT! OH, AND YOU CAN -- 165 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:20,568 AND I SAID, "MOM, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IN ME, 166 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:23,503 BUT BELIEVE IN MY PARK!" 167 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,340 AND ME AND MY MATES WERE IN THE OUTBACK, 168 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,909 DOWN BY THE OPERA HOUSE, 169 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,244 WHEN THIS CROCODILE COMES FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE! 170 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,246 WELL, I GOT THAT CROC IN A HEADLOCK 171 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,182 AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE STOMACH! 172 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,618 THAT'S THE END OF MY STORY. 173 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,355 THANK YOU! BOOMERANG! 174 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,161 LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, BENSON! 175 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:52,199 All: BENSON, BENSON, BENSON, BENSON! 176 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,034 THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 177 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,736 IT'S A GREAT HONOR TO HAVE RECEIVED THIS AWARD -- 178 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,005 UH, UH... 179 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,007 THEY SAY THE THIRD TIME'S A CHARM! 180 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,542 I SAY IT'S THE SEVENTH! 181 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,045 UH, I'D LIKE TO THANK POPS, SKIPS, MORDECAI, 182 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,080 MUSCLE MAN, HI FIVE GHOST! 183 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,582 HUH? 184 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,250 WHO'S DOING THAT?! CUT IT OUT! 185 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:16,857 AND THE AWARD FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING GOES TO BENSON! 186 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,193 TOO BAD THERE'S NO TROPHY FOR IT. 187 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,428 GOT YOUR MESSAGE! 188 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,430 THOUGHT I'D FIND YOU HERE. 189 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,266 OH, RIGHT. 190 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,068 THIS BELONGS TO YOU. 191 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,569 SORRY TO WORRY YOU. 192 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,274 SORRY. 193 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,810 I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MISSING. 194 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,446 AIN'T LIFE FUNNY? ANYWAY, THANKS! 195 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,883 OH, AND I HOPE YOU DIDN'T TAKE YOUR PICTURE WITH IT. 196 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,053 'CAUSE THEY SAY YOU'LL NEVER WIN AN AWARD IF YOU DO. 197 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,454 WHAT? 198 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,590 THAT'S PROBABLY JUST AN OLD PARKIES URBAN LEGEND. 199 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,459 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 200 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,968 WHOA, THERE. 201 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,671 SEE YOU AT THE NEXT LODGE MEETING! 202 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:16,616 LET'S JUST GO HOME. 203 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,491 Mordecai: AND THE PARKIE GOES TO...BENSON! 204 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:25,826 FROM PARK. 205 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,328 COME TO THE STAGE AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE! 206 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,331 All: SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH! 207 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,967 HERE YOU GO, BENSON. 208 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,636 YOU DESERVE IT. 209 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,977 THIS IS REALLY THE BEST AWARD I COULD WIN. 210 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,613 I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS. 211 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,116 NOT JUST FOR BEING THE BEST STAFF I'VE WORKED WITH, 212 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,119 BUT ALSO BEING THE BEST FRIENDS I COULD ASK FOR. 213 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,955 BECAUSE OF YOU, EVERY DAY I COME INTO WORK, 214 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,124 I FEEL LIKE A TRUE WINNER. 215 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,391 THANK YOU. 216 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,392 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL LIQUID ASSETS. 217 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,863 MAELLARD, OLD BOY, 218 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,831 YOUR BRUNCH IS THE EVENT OF THE SEASON. 219 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,768 EH, IT'S OKAY, BUT NO BRUNCH WOULD BE COMPLETE 220 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,703 WITHOUT A LITTLE DESSERT -- 221 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:47,775 THE MOST EXPENSIVE SHEET CAKE IN THE WORLD! 222 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,410 OOH! 223 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,946 WHOO-HOO! 224 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,049 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS, 225 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,051 TAKE A LOOK AT THE FROSTING. 226 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,293 RIGBY! 227 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,930 AAH! AAH! 228 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,904 ARRH! 229 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,806 WHAT? I'LL BUY YOU A NEW CAKE. 230 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,108 YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THIS TIME! 231 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,143 HOLD ON, NOW, BENSON. 232 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,112 YOU SHARE AS MUCH BLAME FOR THIS AS HE DOES. 233 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,880 YOU ARE HIS MANAGER. 234 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,316 IT'S TRUE, BENSON. I TOLD YOU I NEEDED A NAP. 235 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,284 YOU WERE TIRED BECAUSE YOU WERE 236 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,653 UP ALL NIGHT, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES! 237 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,155 ENOUGH! 238 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,589 RIGBY'S A SCREW-UP, BUT, 239 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,292 DISCIPLINE STARTS AT THE TOP. 240 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,162 SO HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN -- 241 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,497 ONE OF YOU IS GONNA WRITE 242 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:48,902 A LETTER OF RESIGNATION BY 5:00. 243 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:52,072 NO ONE LEAVES THIS OFFICE UNTIL IT'S DONE 244 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,441 AND IF YOU CAN'T WORK IT OUT, YOU'RE BOTH FIRED! 245 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,912 THIS IS THE LAST THING I NEEDED TODAY. 246 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,682 FIRST, MY CAR BREAKS DOWN AND I HAVE TO GET A RIDE FROM MY DAD. 247 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,617 AND NOW THIS. 248 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,087 ALL RIGHT, RIGBY, STOP PLAYING AROUND AND WRITE THAT LETTER. 249 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,422 WHY SHOULD I WRITE IT? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? 250 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,858 MAELLARD SAID IT WAS YOUR FAULT, 251 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,460 'CAUSE YOU MISMANAGED ME. 252 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,196 COME ON, RIGBY. WE BOTH KNOW THIS IS YOUR FAULT. 253 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,165 NOT NOW, BENSON. I'M READING UP 254 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,432 ON MY MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUES. 255 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,800 THERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF IN HERE. 256 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,870 HEY! I WAS READING THAT! 257 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,472 WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY? 258 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,374 WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT?! 259 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,708 AAH! AAH! 260 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,343 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?! -RIGBY, SIR -- 261 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,711 BENSON'S BEING A -- -GIVE ME THAT! 262 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,847 THIS ISN'T PARTY TIME. 263 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,949 THIS IS WRITE-A-LETTER- TO-QUIT TIME 264 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:40,320 AND, IF I HAVE TO COME BACK IN HERE, I'M BUSTING HEADS. 265 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,721 I'M NOT WRITIN' THAT LETTER. 266 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,166 RIGBY, DON'T YOU MAKE ME COME OUT THERE! 267 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,869 UGH! 268 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,737 RIGBY! 269 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,672 IF MAELLARD CATCHES US OUT OF THE ROOM, WE'RE DEAD. 270 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,574 WELL, THEN, GO BACK, SO YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT. 271 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,243 THAT'S IT, RIGBY. YOU MARCH RIGHT BACK -- 272 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,980 -OH, SHOOT. 273 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,848 RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 274 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,550 YOU CAN COME OUT NOW, BENSON. 275 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,385 OH, HEY, BENSON. -HMM. 276 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,054 I THOUGHT MAELLARD WAS GONNA FIRE YOU. 277 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,923 PSSH! MAELLARD'S JUST BLUFFING. 278 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,726 BUT, PAPá, YOU CAN'T FIRE BOTH OF THEM! 279 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:20,994 AAH! Shh! 280 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,562 We got to get outta here. 281 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,433 WHICH WAY IS YOUR OFFICE? 282 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,735 UH...DOWN THERE! 283 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,740 AH! SO ANGRY AT THOSE TWO. 284 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,076 I THINK I'LL JUST STARE AT MY BELOVED PARK 285 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:40,180 FOR A FEW LONG MINUTES. 286 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,415 NAH, ON SECOND THOUGHT, I BETTER CHECK IN ON THEM. 287 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,620 OH, YEAH! 288 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,956 AH! AAH! 289 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,523 RIGBY, GIVE ME A HAND. 290 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,226 RIGBY! AH. 291 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,900 RIGBY! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? 292 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,902 UH, THE DOOR WAS STUCK. I WAS TRYING TO HELP. 293 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,537 YOU KNOW, OLD HOUSE. 294 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,805 BENSON? 295 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,776 UH, YEAH, IT DOES THAT SOMETIMES. 296 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:13,280 THE DOOR...STICKS. 297 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,982 WHAT AM I FEELING RIGHT NOW?! 298 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,449 WHAT IS THIS CALLED?! 299 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,985 IT'S CALLED BEING ALIVE. 300 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,588 OH. WELL, THANKS FOR HELPING ME. 301 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:22,922 NO PROBLEM. 302 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,728 OHH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 303 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,297 THIS JOB IS MY LIFE. 304 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,333 OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT -- IF YOU WRITE THE LETTER, 305 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,169 I'LL WRITE YOU A STELLAR LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION 306 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,637 FOR YOUR NEXT JOB. 307 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,339 YEAH, BENSON, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, 308 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,008 BUT I CAN'T THINK ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. 309 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,010 YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT THOSE WINGS COLD, ARE YOU? 310 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,577 GEEZ, BENSON, YOU'RE EVEN UPTIGHT 311 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,246 ABOUT HOW TO EAT HOT WINGS. 312 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,814 YOU'LL DO A LOT BETTER AT YOUR NEXT JOB, 313 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,184 IF YOU JUST LOOSEN UP A BIT. 314 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,619 GIVE ME THAT! 315 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,254 HEY! 316 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,823 BENSON, WAIT! 317 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,491 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 318 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,127 THE KITCHEN, RIGBY. 319 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,628 WE'RE GONNA COOK THESE WINGS. 320 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,630 BUT I'M FINE WITH EATING THEM COLD. 321 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,132 WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT. 322 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,666 I'M NOT. 323 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,969 Looks like the coast is clear. 324 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,538 OOF! 325 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,340 WE'RE JUST GONNA REHEAT 'EM AND THEN GO, RIGHT? 326 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,042 YEAH. I'LL LOOK OUT FOR MAELLARD. 327 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,210 NOW, WHERE'S THE PAPRIKA? 328 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,179 ARE YOU -- PAPRIKA? ARE YOU KIDDING? 329 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,114 I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST GONNA REHEAT 'EM AND GO! 330 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,882 Uh, that's what I'm doing! 331 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,385 The Benson way. 332 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,657 * MICROWAVE WINGS 333 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,292 * MICROWAVE WINGS! 334 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,528 * THIS IS BENSON'S RECIPE FOR MICROWAVE WINGS * 335 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,297 * DASH OF PEPPER 336 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,865 * BLAST OF CURRY 337 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,367 * MIXING 'EM SLOW-OW 338 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,868 * NOT GONNA HURRY 339 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,236 WHAT ARE YOU SINGING? 340 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,738 "MICROWAVE WINGS," OFF OF "COURNOTOPIA," 341 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,208 HAIR TO THE THRONE'S RECIPE CONCEPT ALBUM. 342 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,377 IT WAS A HUGE HIT ON THE ADULT CONTEMPORARY, 343 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,179 PROG-ROCK, SOFT-METAL CHARTS. 344 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,546 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 345 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,881 * MICROWAVE WINGS 346 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,649 * MICROWAVE WINGS 347 00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:00,019 * WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO AFTER THE SHOW? * 348 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:03,056 * BENSON'S ON HIS OWN AGAIN, DON'T YA KNOW? * 349 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,858 * BENSON EATS ALONE 350 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,228 * BENSON EATS ALONE 351 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,163 MAN, GOOD TUNE. 352 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,398 WEIRD BRIDGE, THOUGH. 353 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,699 THEY'RE COMING! 354 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,101 BUT THE SONG SAYS IT'S GOT TO COOK 355 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,669 FOR 90 SECONDS, AND NOT ONE SECOND LESS! 356 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,238 I'M BAILING! 357 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,173 OUTTA MY WAY! OOF! YICH! 358 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,342 COME ON. COME ON. 359 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,610 BENSON, DON'T BE STUPID. 360 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,944 MY SHIRT'S STILL GOT STAINS ON IT. 361 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,380 DUHUR! 362 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,915 AHH... 363 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,950 CLUB SODA WILL GET THAT RIGHT OUT. 364 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,553 NOW, WHERE DID I PUT IT? 365 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,422 HMM... 366 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,758 AH, IT'S PROBABLY IN THE PANTRY. 367 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:43,029 POPS, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME THIS KITCHEN WAS REMODELED? 368 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,197 AAH-AH-AH! 369 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,465 HUH? 370 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,136 I MEAN, AAH, AAH, AAH-HT SEVEN. 371 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,203 '07. 372 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,438 AHF! 373 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,573 NO WONDER I LIKE IT SO MUCH. 374 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,142 CLAS-SIC! 375 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,609 NOW, LET'S SEE. 376 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,045 CLUB SODA, CLUB SODA. 377 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,048 CLUB SODA, CLUB SODA. 378 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,650 CLUB SODA. ALLEY-OOP! 379 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,285 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 380 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,619 OH, A-HA HA HA! 381 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,222 JUST DOING CALISTHENICS, FATHER. 382 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,258 AHA! GETTING STRONG, EH? 383 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,826 THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON YOUR OLD MAN? 384 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,395 PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! 385 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,964 NO-O-O-O! 386 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,065 GOOD. 387 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:24,671 NEVER CHALLENGE ME AGAIN. 388 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,475 DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME! 389 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,611 WELL...? 390 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,313 YOU'RE RIGHT. 391 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,781 THESE ARE WAY BETTER! 392 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,782 TOLD YA. 393 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,850 * LUNCH CLUB 394 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,458 BENSON, WHAT ARE YOU ANXIOUS ABOUT? 395 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,792 HO-HO. 396 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,395 AWKWARD SILENCES, AIRPLANE TOILETS, 397 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,498 SILVERFISH, DO I HAVE ANY LIBRARY BOOKS OUT? 398 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,400 WHAT IF THEY STOP MAKING THAT GUM I LIKE? 399 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,035 THIS RECURRING NIGHTMARE 400 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,671 WHERE I'M FLAILING IN A FUTURELESS VOID. 401 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,139 MY FATHER'S THERE. 402 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,707 HE'S LAUGHING AT ME. 403 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,409 WOW, YOU'RE PRETTY MESSED UP. 404 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,578 MY DAD, HE WAS ALWAYS LIKE, 405 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,880 "YOUR BROTHER DON IS SO AMAZING. 406 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,015 JUST GO BACK TO BEING A SCREW-UP, RIGBY." 407 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,751 I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HALF THE REASONS 408 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,185 I DO THE THINGS I DO. 409 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,555 I'M EXPECTED TO BE A CLOWN, SO I'M A CLOWN. 410 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,590 BUT CLOWNS CRY, TOO, MAN. 411 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,559 CLOWNS CRY, TOO. 412 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,927 MY OLD MAN CRITICIZED ME FOR BEING IN THAT BAND. 413 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,329 "WAKE UP! 414 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,997 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TALENT! 415 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,432 GET A REAL JOB!" 416 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,100 "DRUMMING'S MY LIFE, DAD! 417 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,503 HAIR TO THE THRONE FOREVAH!" 418 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,204 AFTER SIX MONTHS, 419 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,073 THEY REPLACED ME WITH A DRUM MACHINE. 420 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,541 HE WAS RIGHT. 421 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,209 THEN I STARTED WORKING HERE, 422 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,346 WHERE I'LL PROBABLY BE UNTIL I DIE. 423 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,583 "HERE LIES SOME UPTIGHT PARK MANAGER." 424 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,084 DON'T SAY THAT. 425 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,619 YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT! 426 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,388 THANKS, MAN. 427 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,622 AND YOU'RE MORE THAN JUST 428 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,791 A GOOF THAT MESSES THINGS UP. 429 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,626 IT'S ALMOST 5:00. 430 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,227 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 431 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,562 I'LL DO IT. FOR ONCE, 432 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,398 I'LL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY ACTIONS. 433 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,032 NO, I'LL BE FIRED. 434 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,135 FOR ONCE, I'LL HAVE A SPINE AND CHANGE MY LIFE. 435 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:47,447 WHERE ARE THEY?! 436 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,750 Benson: "DEAR MR. MAELLARD, WE ACCEPT THAT WE MESSED UP. 437 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,419 BUT YOU'RE CRAZY TO MAKE ONE OF US 438 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,986 WRITE A RESIGNATION LETTER. 439 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,955 YOU SEE US AS YOU WANT TO SEE US. 440 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,290 IN THE SIMPLEST TERMS, 441 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,592 YOU SEE US AS AN ANGRY, UPTIGHT BOSS..." 442 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,927 -"AN IRRESPONSIBLE SLACKER." 443 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,762 "A GUY WHO HAS NO FUN." 444 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,064 -"A GUY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FUN." 445 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,435 "A GUY WHO'S ESTRANGED FROM HIS FATHER." 446 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,970 DAD, WE NEVER TALK. 447 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,840 "SO, IF ONE OF US RESIGNS FROM YOUR PRECIOUS PARK, 448 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,442 WE BOTH RESIGN. 449 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,810 DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? 450 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:21,147 SINCERELY, THE LUNCH CLUB. 451 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:25,752 P.S. SHOVE IT, YOU DECREPIT OLD FART." 452 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,287 AH, IT'S NO USE. 453 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,822 I CAN'T READ THIS AT ALL. 454 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,624 POPS! READ THIS FOR ME. 455 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,627 I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES. 456 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,930 UM, IT SAYS, 457 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,600 "WE LOVE THE PARK AND DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED. 458 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,002 WE'RE SORRY. LOVE, BENSON AND RIGBY. 459 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:46,539 P.S." AH-HUVVV! 460 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,107 NICE THINGS! 461 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,945 WELL, WHAT A LOVELY LETTER! 462 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:56,115 ESPECIALLY THE NICE THINGS THEY SAID AT THE END. 463 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,550 I FORGIVE THEM. 464 00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,051 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 465 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,454 THOSE TWO ROUND OUT THE WHOLE DYNAMIC HERE. 466 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,957 WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT A BENSON OR A RIGBY? 467 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,794 HEH HEH. WHERE, INDEED? HEH HEH. 468 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:08,861 HA!