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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> Rigby: HMM.

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[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]

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[ SLURPS ]

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SO, HOW ARE THINGS WITH C.J. NOW

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THAT MARGARET'S ADMITTED SHE HAS

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FEELINGS FOR YOU?

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>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]

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I DON'T KNOW -- PRETTY WEIRD.

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>> Rigby: MM!

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MM-HMM. [ SLURPS ]

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>> Mordecai: I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T

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EVEN SEEN HER VERY MUCH.

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SHE'S HAD SOME FRIENDS VISITING

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FROM OUT OF TOWN, SO WE HAVEN'T

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REALLY HAD THE CHANCE TO TALK

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ABOUT STUFF.

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IT'S AWKWARD.

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>> * A RINGTONE

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* PICK UP YOUR PHONE

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>> Rigby: DON'T BE AFRAID OF

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YOUR FEELINGS, MORDECAI.

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>> Mordecai: THANKS.

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>> Rigby: HEY!

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>> Mordecai: HEY!

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>> C.J.: HEY.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT'S UP?

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>> C.J.: MM, NOT MUCH.

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HOW ARE YOU?

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>> Mordecai: GOOD.

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GOOD.

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>> Rigby: UGH!

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>> C.J.: DO YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT

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TO DO TODAY?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, MUSCLE MAN'S

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WEDDING'S TONIGHT, SO WE'RE

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GONNA BE PRETTY BUSY.

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WHAT TIME ARE YOU GETTING HERE?

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>> C.J.: PROBABLY RIGHT BEFORE

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THE CEREMONY.

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>> Mordecai: COOL.

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COOL.

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WELL, COOL.

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I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU LATER THEN.

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>> C.J.: DEFINITELY.

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I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

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[ BEEP ]

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>> Mordecai: SEE, IT'S AWKWARD.

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>> Rigby: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU

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GONNA DO?

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>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.

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IT'S FINE.

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>> Rigby: DUDE!

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>> Mordecai: I'M FINE! WHAT?

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>> Rigby: OKAY, YOU'RE FINE.

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>> Benson: OKAY, MUSCLE BRO'S ON

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HIS WAY WITH THE TUXES.

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SKIPS, YOU'VE GOT THE ICE

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SCULPTURE COVERED.

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>> Muscle Man: [ GASPS ]

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OUR HORN OF PLENTY!

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>> Benson: LET'S SEE. WHAT ELSE?

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>> Muscle Man: CAN I JUST TAKE A

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MINUTE TO TELL YOU GUYS

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SOMETHING?

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IF YOU WERE TO ASK ME TO

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ASSEMBLE A TEAM OF THE BEST

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WEDDING PLANNERS I COULD FIND, A

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TEAM MORE POTENT THAN THE SUM

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OF ITS PARTS, EACH WHEEL TURNING

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INDEPENDENTLY YET TOGETHER

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[CRYING]

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[ SHOUTS ]

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>> All: WHOA, MUSCLE MAN!

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>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO!

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OH, NO! I'M SORRY!

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I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE THIS

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EMOTIONAL, BUT IT'S BEEN A WILD

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RIDE SINCE ABOUT 4:00 IN THE

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MORNING.

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>> Skips: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,

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MUSCLE MAN.

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WE EXPECTED THIS.

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>> Muscle Man: [ SNIFFLES ]

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YOU GUYS...

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[ SHOUTS ]

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I MEANT WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE...

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[ CRIES, SHOUTS ]

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>> Benson: [ LAUGHS ]

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS GUY

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MARRIED, PEOPLE!

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>> Mordecai: 57!

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58!

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58?

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DUDE!

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>> Rigby: PEW, PEW!

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PEW-PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW!

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[ SIGHS ]

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[ LAUGHS ]

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>> Mordecai: MAN, COME ON!

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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?!

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>> * A RINGTONE

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* PICK UP YOUR PHONE

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>> Mordecai: AH! [ GRUNTS ]

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>> Rigby: OH, MAN.

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>> * PING, PING, PING

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* BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BOOP

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* A RINGTONE

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>> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET.

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>> Rigby: MARGARET?!

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IS SH COMING TO THE WEDDING,

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TOO??

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>> Mordecai: GO AWAY!

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>> Margaret: [ LAUGHS ]

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I AM COMING TO THE WEDDING.

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>> Mordecai: SORRY.

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RIGBY WAS JUST NOT SETTING UP

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CHAIRS.

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>> Margaret: THAT ACTUALLY

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SOUNDS A LOT BETTER THAN WHAT

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I'M DOING.

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STARLA'S TURNING OUT TO BE A

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PRETTY HIGH-MAINTENANCE BRIDE.

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>> OH, I FEEL LIKE A STUFFED

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SAUSAGE!

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WHERE'S EILEEN WITH MY

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GAS-BEGONE?

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>> Eileen: BUT YOU ASKED ME TO

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GO GET YOU AN ICED COFFEE!

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[ SIGHS ]

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>> Margaret: I SHOULD RUN, BUT I

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JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY FOR

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WHAT HAPPENED ON OUR DOUBLE

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DATE.

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I APOLOGIZED TO C.J., TOO.

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THINGS

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WEIRD.

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IT'S JUST --

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, YEAH, IT'S

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COOL.

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>> Margaret: WELL, I'LL SEE YOU

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AT THE WEDDING.

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[ CHAIR SCRAPING ]

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>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH.

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OKAY, BYE. RIGBY!

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>> Rigby: YES.

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>> Mordecai: THIS IS THE

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COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF SETTING UP

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CHAIRS!

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>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT NOW WHO

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DROPPED OUT OF ART SCHOOL?

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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

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>> Mordecai: MARGARET! HEY!

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>> Margaret: HEY.

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>> Mordecai: I REALLY LIKE

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YOUR -- SHOES!

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UH, W-WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THOSE?

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DRESS SHOES?

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>> Margaret: YOU LOOK REALLY

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NICE.

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>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES

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NERVOUSLY ]

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THESE OLD RAGS?

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>> Margaret: ARE YOU AN USHER?

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HOW ABOUT USHING ME TO MY SEAT?

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> Mordecai: UH, YOU CAN JUST

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SIT WHEREVER OR WHATEVER.

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>> Margaret: OKAY.

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>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]

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>> Mordecai: HEY, IT'S GOOD TO

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SEE YOU.

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WOW, YOU LOOK AMAZING.

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>> C.J.: THANK YOU.

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>> Mordecai: HEH, THIS IS GONNA

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BE FUN.

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IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.

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YOU KNOW, THERE'S A SEPARATE

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DEEP-FRYER FOR EACH TABLE.

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>> C.J.: WHAT?!

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THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.

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I'M GONNA NEED MY OWN!

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> C.J.: SORRY ABOUT THIS WEEK.

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I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF

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THINKING, AND --

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>> Benson: Mordecai!

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Mordecai, come in!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WHAT'S UP?

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>> Benson: Things are really

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bad.

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We need backup now!

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>> Muscle Man: [ SHOUTING ]

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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT'S GOING

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ON?!

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>> Muscle Man: IT'S MY WEDDING

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DAY, AND I DON'T HAVE A LETTER!

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>> Rigby: A LETTER?

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>> Benson: FROM MUSCLE DAD.

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>> Muscle Man: THERE'S NO WAY HE

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WOULD'VE FORGOTTEN TO LEAVE ME A

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LETTER FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT

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DAY OF MY LIFE!

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>> Rigby: DID YOU LOOK IN YOUR

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TRAILER?

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>> Muscle Man: ARE YOU KIDDING

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ME RIGHT NOW, RIGBY?!

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[ SHOUTS ]

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>> Benson: MARRIED AND BROKE

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WON'T COVER DAMAGES, MUSCLE MAN!

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>> Hi Five: MUSCLE MAN, WHY

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DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

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I'LL GET YOU SOME ELECTROLYTES,

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OKAY?

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MORDECAI AND RIGBY WILL GO FIND

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YOUR LETTER FOR YOU.

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH, OKAY.

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>> Hi Five: WRITE IT YOURSELVES

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IF YOU HAVE TO, BUT DO NOT COME

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BACK HERE WITHOUT THAT LETTER!

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> Mordecai: NOTHIN'.

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[ BAT SCREECHING ]

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>> Rigby: AAH!

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OF COURSE HE COULDN'T FIND THAT

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LETTER!

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THIS PLACE IS A STY!

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>> Mordecai: WELL, HE WON'T GET

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MARRIED WITHOUT IT, SO JUST KEEP

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LOOKING!

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UGH!

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I JUST WANT TO GET THIS DUMB DAY

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OVER WITH!

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I'M GONNA LOOK OVER HERE.

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>> Rigby: HMM.

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YOU OKAY, DUDE?

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YOU SEEM A LITTLE ON EDGE.

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YOU AND C.J.?

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>> Mordecai: WHAT ABOUT US?

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>> Rigby: WELL, YOU DECIDE WHAT

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YOU'RE GONNA DO YET?

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>> Mordecai: WHAT'S TO DECIDE?

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I'M WITH C.J. WE'RE HAPPY.

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IT'S GOOD.

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>> Rigby: UH-HUH.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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I SAID IT'S FINE! JUST LEAVE IT!

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BESIDES, NO OFFENSE, DUDE, BUT

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WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT

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RELATIONSHIPS ANYWAY?

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>> Rigby: WELL, ACTUALLY, SMART

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GUY, I -- EH...

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>> Mordecai: ACTUALLY WHAT?

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]

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>> Mordecai: SPILL IT!

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]

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EILEEN AND I ARE DATING!

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>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]

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[ BAT SCREECHING ]

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>> Rigby: FOR LIKE A COUPLE OF

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MONTHS NOW!

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WE HAVE MATCHING BRACELETS!

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AH, DUDE, THAT'S CRAZY!

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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME UNTIL

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NOW?!

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>> Rigby: WE DIDN'T WANT TO

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SHOVE OUR HAPPINESS DOWN YOUR

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THROAT TOO MUCH.

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WELL, I MEAN, I WANTED TO SHOVE

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OUR HAPPINESS DOWN YOUR THROAT,

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BUT EILEEN TOLD ME NOT TO.

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>> Mordecai: AH, DUDE, I'M

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HAPPY, TOO, I SWEAR.

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EVERYTHING'S FINE.

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>> Rigby: WELL, OKAY, BUT IT'S

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JUST, YOU KNOW, THE LAST FEW

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MONTHS, I'VE BEEN REALLY HAPPY,

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AND I THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE

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HAPPY, TOO, MAN.

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I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TO

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DO, BUT, I WILL SAY, I KNOW YOU,

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AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GO WITH

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YOUR GUT FOR ONCE.

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LOOK AT ME.

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I NEVER THINK THINGS THROUGH,

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AND MY LIFE RULES!

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AH, SWEET -- CHOCOLATE MILK

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SHAKE!

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[ SLURPS ]

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>> Mordecai: THANKS, MAN, BUT

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IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

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BESIDES, RELATIONSHIPS ARE

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ALWAYS COMPLICATED.

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>> Rigby: DUDE, EILEEN AND I

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HAVE BEEN DATING FOR MONTHS, AND

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YOU NEVER EVEN NOTICED.

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IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE THAT

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COMPLICATED.

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>> * A RINGTONE

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* PICK UP YOUR PHONE

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>> Rigby: DUDE YOU REALLY NEED

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TO CHANGE THAT

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WE DID THAT LIKE THREE YEARS

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AGO.

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>> Mordecai: HEY, FIVES.

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HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?

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>> Hi Five: UH...

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>> I DO!

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[ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]

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>> Pops: AND DO YOU?

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>> Hi Five: NOT MUCH.

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>> Rigby: AGH!

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WITH ALL THIS JUNK EVERYWHERE,

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IT COULD TAKE US YEARS TO FIND

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THIS STUPID LETTER!

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[ GRUNTS ] AAH!

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>> Mordecai: RIGBY!

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>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]

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[ SIGHS ]

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[ FLIES BUZZING ]

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UGH! HUH?

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[ GASPS ] MORDECAI!

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>> Mordecai: THAT'S IT!

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LET'S GO!

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>> Pops: ...AS LONG AS YOU BOTH

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SHALL LIVE?

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>> Muscle Man: UH, I...

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I CAN'T!

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[ ALL GASP ]

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[ ALL MURMURING ]

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>> MITCH?!

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>> Muscle Man: I'M SORRY, BABE,

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BUT THIS IS THE BIGGEST MOMENT

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OF MY LIFE, AND I JUST CAN'T GO

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THROUGH WITH IT UNTIL I TALK TO

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MY DAD!

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>> Mordecai: WE GOT IT!

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WE GOT IT!

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>> Rigby: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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>> Muscle Man: I KNEW I COULD

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COUNT ON YOU, BROS!

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[ CLEARS THROAT, SIGHS ]

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"TO MUSCLE SON ON HIS W-- HIS

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W--"

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[ CRYING ]

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I FEEL TOO MUCH!

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YOU GOT TO READ IT FOR ME!

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>> Mordecai: ME?!

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UH, I DON'T KNOW.

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>> Muscle Man: [ CRYING ]

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY.

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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"TO MUSCLE SON ON HIS WEDDING

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DAY."

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>> SON, IF YOU'RE READING THIS

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LETTER, YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED

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SOMETHING VERY TOUGH.

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YOU FOUND YOURSELF A CO-PILOT TO

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HELP NAVIGATE THE HIGHWAY OF

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LIFE.

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YOU DO YOUR OLD MUSCLE DAD

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PROUD.

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KNOWING YOU HITCHED THE RIGHT

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TRAILER TO THE RIGHT RIG IS NO

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EASY FEAT.

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IN ANY RELATIONSHIP, IT'S NORMAL

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TO HAVE DOUBTS, BUT WHEN YOU

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FIND YOURSELF WONDERING IF YOU

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MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE, REMEMBER

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THE OLD SORENSTEIN RULE.

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>> Mordecai: "TRUST YOUR GUT."

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[ GASPS ]

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"IT WAS YOUR GUT THAT TOLD YOU

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YOU WANTED TO SPEND THE REST OF

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YOUR LIFE WITH THIS WOMAN, AND

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IT'S THE SAME GUT THAT STILL

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FILLS UP WITH BUTTERFLIES WHEN

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YOU MAKE HER SMILE."

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>> THE SORENSTEINS HAVE BIG GUTS

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FOR A REASON, SON.

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THAT AIN'T FAT IN THERE.

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IT'S WISDOM.

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GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY,

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MUSCLE SON.

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YOUR DAD, MUSCLE DAD."

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>> Muscle Man: [ SNIFFLES ]

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THANKS, DAD.

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POPS, LET'S DO THIS!

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>> Pops: DO YOU, MUSCLE --

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>> Mordecai: MUSCLE DAD IS

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RIGHT!

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FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON IS

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HARD.

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YOU KNOW, FOR A WHILE, I'VE

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BEEN TELLING MYSELF THERE'S NO

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SUCH THING AS SOUL MATES, BUT

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NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.

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LOOK AT MUSCLEMAN AND STARLA.

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IT'S LIKE THEY WERE DESIGNED FOR

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EACH OTHER.

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SO, WHERE'S MY SOUL MATE?

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ARE THEY IN THIS ROOM?

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IT COULD BE ANYONE.

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MAYBE IT'S YOU.

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MAYBE IT'S THAT REALLY OLD LADY.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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>> Benson: WHY ARE YOU

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TALKING?!

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>> Mordecai: OH, UH, RIGHT.

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MY POINT IS, I...

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UH, UH, I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S

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ONE PERFECT PERSON OUT THERE

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FOR ME, BUT I KNOW THAT FOR A

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LONG TIME, I'VE BEEN IGNORING MY

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GUT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO

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HURT ANYONE, BUT INSTEAD OF

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SAVING THEIR FEELINGS, IT'S

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JUST MADE EVERYONE AROUND ME

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MISERABLE.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME, I'M GONNA

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TAKE RIGBY'S ADVICE.

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C.J., I NEED TO TELL YOU --

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>> C.J.: MORDECAI, JUST STOP!

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I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA

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SAY, SO SAVE IT.

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>> Mordecai: I --

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>> C.J.: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR

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SOUL MATE IS?

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[ SIGHS ] HERE.

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YOU DIDN'T EVEN POINT IN MY

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DIRECTION.

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[ CRYING ]

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>> Mordecai: C.J.!

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>> Muscle Man: YO, MORDO, IF

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YOU'RE FINISHED HIJACKING MY

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WEDDING, IS IT OKAY IF WE GET

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MARRIED NOW?

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>> THE SOONER WE FINISH THIS,

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THE SOONER WE CAN START UP THESE

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FRYERS!

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>> Mordecai: OH, UH, SORRY.

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>> Muscle Man: I DO.

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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

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[ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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>> Benson: [ CHEERS ]

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[ SIZZLING ]

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[ Crying ] NOOO!

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>> Rigby: HEY, MAN. HOW'D IT GO?

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>> Mordecai: C.J. AND I ARE

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GONNA TAKE A BREAK FOR A WHILE.

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>> Rigby: SORRY, MAN.

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SO, WHEN I SAID "GO WITH YOUR

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GUT," DID YOU HEAR "COMPLETELY

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LOSE YOUR MIND AND TRY TO DUMP

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YOUR GIRLFRIEND AT A WEDDING"?

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'CAUSE THAT SEEMED TO BE THE

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OPTION YOU WENT WITH.

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>> Mordecai: I TOLD YOU, I'M NO

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GOOD AT THIS STUFF.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU'RE THE

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WORST.

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>> Mordecai: MAYBE I'M JUST NOT

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CUT OUT FOR THIS ROMANCE JUNK.

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>> Rigby: DEFINITELY NOT.

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, I GET IT.

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YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND I

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DON'T.

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QUIT RUBBING IT IN.

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>> Rigby: WELL, IT'LL BE ALL

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RIGHT, MAN.

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COME ON, LET'S GET YOU SOME

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FRIED FOODS.