[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Rigby: HMM.
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
[ SLURPS ]
SO, HOW ARE THINGS WITH C.J. NOW
THAT MARGARET'S ADMITTED SHE HAS
FEELINGS FOR YOU?
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW -- PRETTY WEIRD.
>> Rigby: MM!
MM-HMM. [ SLURPS ]
>> Mordecai: I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T
EVEN SEEN HER VERY MUCH.
SHE'S HAD SOME FRIENDS VISITING
FROM OUT OF TOWN, SO WE HAVEN'T
REALLY HAD THE CHANCE TO TALK
ABOUT STUFF.
IT'S AWKWARD.
>> * A RINGTONE
* PICK UP YOUR PHONE
>> Rigby: DON'T BE AFRAID OF
YOUR FEELINGS, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: THANKS.
>> Rigby: HEY!
>> Mordecai: HEY!
>> C.J.: HEY.
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S UP?
>> C.J.: MM, NOT MUCH.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> Mordecai: GOOD.
GOOD.
>> Rigby: UGH!
>> C.J.: DO YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT
TO DO TODAY?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, MUSCLE MAN'S
WEDDING'S TONIGHT, SO WE'RE
GONNA BE PRETTY BUSY.
WHAT TIME ARE YOU GETTING HERE?
>> C.J.: PROBABLY RIGHT BEFORE
THE CEREMONY.
>> Mordecai: COOL.
COOL.
WELL, COOL.
I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU LATER THEN.
>> C.J.: DEFINITELY.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
[ BEEP ]
>> Mordecai: SEE, IT'S AWKWARD.
>> Rigby: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S FINE.
>> Rigby: DUDE!
>> Mordecai: I'M FINE! WHAT?
>> Rigby: OKAY, YOU'RE FINE.
>> Benson: OKAY, MUSCLE BRO'S ON
HIS WAY WITH THE TUXES.
SKIPS, YOU'VE GOT THE ICE
SCULPTURE COVERED.
>> Muscle Man: [ GASPS ]
OUR HORN OF PLENTY!
>> Benson: LET'S SEE. WHAT ELSE?
>> Muscle Man: CAN I JUST TAKE A
MINUTE TO TELL YOU GUYS
SOMETHING?
IF YOU WERE TO ASK ME TO
ASSEMBLE A TEAM OF THE BEST
WEDDING PLANNERS I COULD FIND, A
TEAM MORE POTENT THAN THE SUM
OF ITS PARTS, EACH WHEEL TURNING
INDEPENDENTLY YET TOGETHER
[CRYING]
[ SHOUTS ]
>> All: WHOA, MUSCLE MAN!
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO!
OH, NO! I'M SORRY!
I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE THIS
EMOTIONAL, BUT IT'S BEEN A WILD
RIDE SINCE ABOUT 4:00 IN THE
MORNING.
>> Skips: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
MUSCLE MAN.
WE EXPECTED THIS.
>> Muscle Man: [ SNIFFLES ]
YOU GUYS...
[ SHOUTS ]
I MEANT WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE...
[ CRIES, SHOUTS ]
>> Benson: [ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS GUY
MARRIED, PEOPLE!
>> Mordecai: 57!
58!
58?
DUDE!
>> Rigby: PEW, PEW!
PEW-PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW!
[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: MAN, COME ON!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?!
>> * A RINGTONE
* PICK UP YOUR PHONE
>> Mordecai: AH! [ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: OH, MAN.
>> * PING, PING, PING
* BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BOOP
* A RINGTONE
>> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET.
>> Rigby: MARGARET?!
IS SH COMING TO THE WEDDING,
TOO??
>> Mordecai: GO AWAY!
>> Margaret: [ LAUGHS ]
I AM COMING TO THE WEDDING.
>> Mordecai: SORRY.
RIGBY WAS JUST NOT SETTING UP
CHAIRS.
>> Margaret: THAT ACTUALLY
SOUNDS A LOT BETTER THAN WHAT
I'M DOING.
STARLA'S TURNING OUT TO BE A
PRETTY HIGH-MAINTENANCE BRIDE.
>> OH, I FEEL LIKE A STUFFED
SAUSAGE!
WHERE'S EILEEN WITH MY
GAS-BEGONE?
>> Eileen: BUT YOU ASKED ME TO
GO GET YOU AN ICED COFFEE!
[ SIGHS ]
>> Margaret: I SHOULD RUN, BUT I
JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY FOR
WHAT HAPPENED ON OUR DOUBLE
DATE.
I APOLOGIZED TO C.J., TOO.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THINGS
WEIRD.
IT'S JUST --
>> Mordecai: YEAH, YEAH, IT'S
COOL.
>> Margaret: WELL, I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE WEDDING.
[ CHAIR SCRAPING ]
>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH.
OKAY, BYE. RIGBY!
>> Rigby: YES.
>> Mordecai: THIS IS THE
COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF SETTING UP
CHAIRS!
>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT NOW WHO
DROPPED OUT OF ART SCHOOL?
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> Mordecai: MARGARET! HEY!
>> Margaret: HEY.
>> Mordecai: I REALLY LIKE
YOUR -- SHOES!
UH, W-WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THOSE?
DRESS SHOES?
>> Margaret: YOU LOOK REALLY
NICE.
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY ]
THESE OLD RAGS?
>> Margaret: ARE YOU AN USHER?
HOW ABOUT USHING ME TO MY SEAT?
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Mordecai: UH, YOU CAN JUST
SIT WHEREVER OR WHATEVER.
>> Margaret: OKAY.
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]
>> Mordecai: HEY, IT'S GOOD TO
SEE YOU.
WOW, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
>> C.J.: THANK YOU.
>> Mordecai: HEH, THIS IS GONNA
BE FUN.
IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A SEPARATE
DEEP-FRYER FOR EACH TABLE.
>> C.J.: WHAT?!
THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
I'M GONNA NEED MY OWN!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> C.J.: SORRY ABOUT THIS WEEK.
I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF
THINKING, AND --
>> Benson: Mordecai!
Mordecai, come in!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
>> Benson: Things are really
bad.
We need backup now!
>> Muscle Man: [ SHOUTING ]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT'S GOING
ON?!
>> Muscle Man: IT'S MY WEDDING
DAY, AND I DON'T HAVE A LETTER!
>> Rigby: A LETTER?
>> Benson: FROM MUSCLE DAD.
>> Muscle Man: THERE'S NO WAY HE
WOULD'VE FORGOTTEN TO LEAVE ME A
LETTER FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT
DAY OF MY LIFE!
>> Rigby: DID YOU LOOK IN YOUR
TRAILER?
>> Muscle Man: ARE YOU KIDDING
ME RIGHT NOW, RIGBY?!
[ SHOUTS ]
>> Benson: MARRIED AND BROKE
WON'T COVER DAMAGES, MUSCLE MAN!
>> Hi Five: MUSCLE MAN, WHY
DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?
I'LL GET YOU SOME ELECTROLYTES,
OKAY?
MORDECAI AND RIGBY WILL GO FIND
YOUR LETTER FOR YOU.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, OKAY.
>> Hi Five: WRITE IT YOURSELVES
IF YOU HAVE TO, BUT DO NOT COME
BACK HERE WITHOUT THAT LETTER!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Mordecai: NOTHIN'.
[ BAT SCREECHING ]
>> Rigby: AAH!
OF COURSE HE COULDN'T FIND THAT
LETTER!
THIS PLACE IS A STY!
>> Mordecai: WELL, HE WON'T GET
MARRIED WITHOUT IT, SO JUST KEEP
LOOKING!
UGH!
I JUST WANT TO GET THIS DUMB DAY
OVER WITH!
I'M GONNA LOOK OVER HERE.
>> Rigby: HMM.
YOU OKAY, DUDE?
YOU SEEM A LITTLE ON EDGE.
YOU AND C.J.?
>> Mordecai: WHAT ABOUT US?
>> Rigby: WELL, YOU DECIDE WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA DO YET?
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S TO DECIDE?
I'M WITH C.J. WE'RE HAPPY.
IT'S GOOD.
>> Rigby: UH-HUH.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
I SAID IT'S FINE! JUST LEAVE IT!
BESIDES, NO OFFENSE, DUDE, BUT
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT
RELATIONSHIPS ANYWAY?
>> Rigby: WELL, ACTUALLY, SMART
GUY, I -- EH...
>> Mordecai: ACTUALLY WHAT?
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Mordecai: SPILL IT!
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
EILEEN AND I ARE DATING!
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
[ BAT SCREECHING ]
>> Rigby: FOR LIKE A COUPLE OF
MONTHS NOW!
WE HAVE MATCHING BRACELETS!
AH, DUDE, THAT'S CRAZY!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME UNTIL
NOW?!
>> Rigby: WE DIDN'T WANT TO
SHOVE OUR HAPPINESS DOWN YOUR
THROAT TOO MUCH.
WELL, I MEAN, I WANTED TO SHOVE
OUR HAPPINESS DOWN YOUR THROAT,
BUT EILEEN TOLD ME NOT TO.
>> Mordecai: AH, DUDE, I'M
HAPPY, TOO, I SWEAR.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
>> Rigby: WELL, OKAY, BUT IT'S
JUST, YOU KNOW, THE LAST FEW
MONTHS, I'VE BEEN REALLY HAPPY,
AND I THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE
HAPPY, TOO, MAN.
I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TO
DO, BUT, I WILL SAY, I KNOW YOU,
AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GO WITH
YOUR GUT FOR ONCE.
LOOK AT ME.
I NEVER THINK THINGS THROUGH,
AND MY LIFE RULES!
AH, SWEET -- CHOCOLATE MILK
SHAKE!
[ SLURPS ]
>> Mordecai: THANKS, MAN, BUT
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
BESIDES, RELATIONSHIPS ARE
ALWAYS COMPLICATED.
>> Rigby: DUDE, EILEEN AND I
HAVE BEEN DATING FOR MONTHS, AND
YOU NEVER EVEN NOTICED.
IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE THAT
COMPLICATED.
>> * A RINGTONE
* PICK UP YOUR PHONE
>> Rigby: DUDE YOU REALLY NEED
TO CHANGE THAT
WE DID THAT LIKE THREE YEARS
AGO.
>> Mordecai: HEY, FIVES.
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?
>> Hi Five: UH...
>> I DO!
[ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]
>> Pops: AND DO YOU?
>> Hi Five: NOT MUCH.
>> Rigby: AGH!
WITH ALL THIS JUNK EVERYWHERE,
IT COULD TAKE US YEARS TO FIND
THIS STUPID LETTER!
[ GRUNTS ] AAH!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
UGH! HUH?
[ GASPS ] MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: THAT'S IT!
LET'S GO!
>> Pops: ...AS LONG AS YOU BOTH
SHALL LIVE?
>> Muscle Man: UH, I...
I CAN'T!
[ ALL GASP ]
[ ALL MURMURING ]
>> MITCH?!
>> Muscle Man: I'M SORRY, BABE,
BUT THIS IS THE BIGGEST MOMENT
OF MY LIFE, AND I JUST CAN'T GO
THROUGH WITH IT UNTIL I TALK TO
MY DAD!
>> Mordecai: WE GOT IT!
WE GOT IT!
>> Rigby: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Muscle Man: I KNEW I COULD
COUNT ON YOU, BROS!
[ CLEARS THROAT, SIGHS ]
"TO MUSCLE SON ON HIS W-- HIS
W--"
[ CRYING ]
I FEEL TOO MUCH!
YOU GOT TO READ IT FOR ME!
>> Mordecai: ME?!
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
>> Muscle Man: [ CRYING ]
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
"TO MUSCLE SON ON HIS WEDDING
DAY."
>> SON, IF YOU'RE READING THIS
LETTER, YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED
SOMETHING VERY TOUGH.
YOU FOUND YOURSELF A CO-PILOT TO
HELP NAVIGATE THE HIGHWAY OF
LIFE.
YOU DO YOUR OLD MUSCLE DAD
PROUD.
KNOWING YOU HITCHED THE RIGHT
TRAILER TO THE RIGHT RIG IS NO
EASY FEAT.
IN ANY RELATIONSHIP, IT'S NORMAL
TO HAVE DOUBTS, BUT WHEN YOU
FIND YOURSELF WONDERING IF YOU
MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE, REMEMBER
THE OLD SORENSTEIN RULE.
>> Mordecai: "TRUST YOUR GUT."
[ GASPS ]
"IT WAS YOUR GUT THAT TOLD YOU
YOU WANTED TO SPEND THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE WITH THIS WOMAN, AND
IT'S THE SAME GUT THAT STILL
FILLS UP WITH BUTTERFLIES WHEN
YOU MAKE HER SMILE."
>> THE SORENSTEINS HAVE BIG GUTS
FOR A REASON, SON.
THAT AIN'T FAT IN THERE.
IT'S WISDOM.
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY,
MUSCLE SON.
YOUR DAD, MUSCLE DAD."
>> Muscle Man: [ SNIFFLES ]
THANKS, DAD.
POPS, LET'S DO THIS!
>> Pops: DO YOU, MUSCLE --
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE DAD IS
RIGHT!
FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON IS
HARD.
YOU KNOW, FOR A WHILE, I'VE
BEEN TELLING MYSELF THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS SOUL MATES, BUT
NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.
LOOK AT MUSCLEMAN AND STARLA.
IT'S LIKE THEY WERE DESIGNED FOR
EACH OTHER.
SO, WHERE'S MY SOUL MATE?
ARE THEY IN THIS ROOM?
IT COULD BE ANYONE.
MAYBE IT'S YOU.
MAYBE IT'S THAT REALLY OLD LADY.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Benson: WHY ARE YOU
TALKING?!
>> Mordecai: OH, UH, RIGHT.
MY POINT IS, I...
UH, UH, I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S
ONE PERFECT PERSON OUT THERE
FOR ME, BUT I KNOW THAT FOR A
LONG TIME, I'VE BEEN IGNORING MY
GUT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO
HURT ANYONE, BUT INSTEAD OF
SAVING THEIR FEELINGS, IT'S
JUST MADE EVERYONE AROUND ME
MISERABLE.
FOR THE FIRST TIME, I'M GONNA
TAKE RIGBY'S ADVICE.
C.J., I NEED TO TELL YOU --
>> C.J.: MORDECAI, JUST STOP!
I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
SAY, SO SAVE IT.
>> Mordecai: I --
>> C.J.: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR
SOUL MATE IS?
[ SIGHS ] HERE.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN POINT IN MY
DIRECTION.
[ CRYING ]
>> Mordecai: C.J.!
>> Muscle Man: YO, MORDO, IF
YOU'RE FINISHED HIJACKING MY
WEDDING, IS IT OKAY IF WE GET
MARRIED NOW?
>> THE SOONER WE FINISH THIS,
THE SOONER WE CAN START UP THESE
FRYERS!
>> Mordecai: OH, UH, SORRY.
>> Muscle Man: I DO.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> Benson: [ CHEERS ]
[ SIZZLING ]
[ Crying ] NOOO!
>> Rigby: HEY, MAN. HOW'D IT GO?
>> Mordecai: C.J. AND I ARE
GONNA TAKE A BREAK FOR A WHILE.
>> Rigby: SORRY, MAN.
SO, WHEN I SAID "GO WITH YOUR
GUT," DID YOU HEAR "COMPLETELY
LOSE YOUR MIND AND TRY TO DUMP
YOUR GIRLFRIEND AT A WEDDING"?
'CAUSE THAT SEEMED TO BE THE
OPTION YOU WENT WITH.
>> Mordecai: I TOLD YOU, I'M NO
GOOD AT THIS STUFF.
>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU'RE THE
WORST.
>> Mordecai: MAYBE I'M JUST NOT
CUT OUT FOR THIS ROMANCE JUNK.
>> Rigby: DEFINITELY NOT.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, I GET IT.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND I
DON'T.
QUIT RUBBING IT IN.
>> Rigby: WELL, IT'LL BE ALL
RIGHT, MAN.
COME ON, LET'S GET YOU SOME
FRIED FOODS.