1 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:55,189 Announcer: EVERYTHING SEEMED PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR OUR HEROES. 2 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:58,859 JUST ANOTHER ORDINARY DAY AT THE PARK UNTIL... 3 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,061 YAHHH! 4 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:05,133 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL... PLAYING WITH FIRE. 5 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,700 OH... 6 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,203 Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 7 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,539 AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS. 8 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:15,476 CARTER AND BRIGGS LOVE TO SPIN DOUGHNUTS IN THEIR CAR. 9 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:19,213 AND WE LIKE TO SPIN CIRCLES AROUND THE COMPETITION 10 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,381 WITH OUR TOYS. 11 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,716 HI. WE'RE PLAYCO INDUSTRIES. 12 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:26,387 IF YOU KNOW US, YOU KNOW OUR NAME IS SYNONYMOUS 13 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,955 WITH QUALITY, INNOVATION, 14 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:31,492 AND JUST THE BEST DARN TOY PRODUCTS ON THE MARKET. 15 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:34,562 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CARTER AND BRIGGS? 16 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,131 YEP, WE SURE LIKE YOUR TOYS. 17 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:39,733 OUR CONTRACT SAYS WE HAVE TO. 18 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:40,834 WHOA! 19 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,736 CARTER AND BRIGGS ARE DOING COMMERCIALS NOW?! 20 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,473 MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD OUT LIKE THIS. 21 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:50,077 [ LAUGHS ] THOSE GUYS! 22 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,445 AND NOW A SPECIAL LOOK 23 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,447 AT OUR NEW LINE OF CARTER AND BRIGGS FIGURES. 24 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:54,782 SAY IT. 25 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,417 UH... 26 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,819 Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 27 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:03,123 Man: CARTER FOLLOWS BRIGGS INTO A TIME PORTAL TO BECOME... 28 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,925 CARTER AND BRIGGS 3099. 29 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,860 ALIEN CRIME LORD ATTACKS. 30 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,462 GIMME ALL YOUR CREDITS! 31 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,030 CARTER SWOOPS IN WITH HIS HOVER SUIT. 32 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:13,434 BRIGGS HITS THE BAD GUY WITH NON-LETHAL FRACTAL KICK. 33 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,102 HI-YA! AH! OOH! 34 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,271 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN DEAD. 35 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,006 Both: TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, TOUGH ON CRIME. 36 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:21,842 Man: CARTER AND BRIGGS TOYS SOLD SEPARATELY -- FROM PLAYCO. 37 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,110 PLAYCO! 38 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,945 Mordecai: THIS PIECE OF JUNK COST $14? 39 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,780 IT LOOKS HORRIBLE. NO KIDDING. 40 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,517 MINE'S EYEBALL LOOKS LIKE IT'S LEAKING INTO HIS FACE. 41 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,352 THEY CAN'T EVEN STAND UP ON THEIR OWN. 42 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,854 I KNOW. YOU HAVE TO LEAN THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER. 43 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,190 AND CARTER'S SHIRT -- THEY PAINTED IT SKIN COLOR 44 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,158 SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S JUST SHIRTLESS. 45 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,960 I HOPE SOMEBODY GOT FIRED FOR THAT ONE. 46 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,962 HOW ABOUT THE FRACTAL KICK? DOES THAT WORK? 47 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,397 FRACTAL... 48 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,400 [ GROANS ] 49 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:49,803 YOU RUINED MY TOMATO BISQUE WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS TOYS! 50 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,139 THEY'RE NOT TOYS. THEY'RE COLLECTIBLES. 51 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,807 AT LEAST, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE. 52 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,843 YEAH, THESE ARE PRETTY MUCH GARBAGE. 53 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:58,746 PLAYCO -- MORE LIKE PLAY-NO. [ GRUNTS ] 54 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,514 [ CRYING ] 55 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,322 POPS, WHAT'S WRONG? 56 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:12,226 I WAS ATTACKED BY A PREHISTORIC BEAST! 57 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,861 WHAT? YOU MEAN, LIKE, A DINOSAUR? 58 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:16,163 A DINOSAUR! 59 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,099 HAVE WE -- HAVE WE SEEN ONE OF THOSE BEFORE? 60 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,502 HUH. WELL, I GUESS TODAY'S THE DAY. 61 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,671 IT'S NOT A DINOSAUR. [ GROANS ] 62 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,606 COME ON, LET'S SCOPE IT OUT. 63 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,774 AW, MAN. 64 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,779 [ SNARLS ] 65 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,382 WHAT? THAT'S NOT A DINOSAUR AT ALL. 66 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,584 IT A DOUBLE-WATTLED CASSOWARY -- 67 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:39,453 AN EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE GLADIATORIAL BIRD. 68 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,922 ITS CLAWS CAN TEAR THROUGH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. 69 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:47,861 WOW. THIS LOOKS LIKE A PERFECT JOB FOR MORDECAI AND RIGBY. 70 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:51,399 GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE OR YOU'RE FIRED. 71 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:54,568 I STRONGLY RECOMMEND WEARING PROTECTION. 72 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,410 [ POTS BANGING TOGETHER ] 73 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,581 OH! AAH! 74 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,966 Both: AAAAAH! 75 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,669 I'M SCARED, DUDE! I'M SCARED! 76 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,405 IF I DON'T SURVIVE THIS, DON'T TOUCH ANY OF MY STUFF. 77 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,806 TURN IT INTO A RIGBY MUSEUM. 78 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,408 Both: AAAAH! [ TIRES SCREECH ] 79 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,710 [ HORN HONKS ] 80 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,647 DUDE, IT'S WORKING! 81 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,688 [ BOTH GASP ] 82 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:51,258 Both: AAAAH! 83 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,561 [ COUGHS ] OHHH. 84 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,029 Both: AAAH! 85 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,466 DUDE, CALL HIM! CALL HIM! [ STUTTERS ] 86 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,287 BABY DUCKS. All: HEY, DUDES. 87 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,891 TIME TO SEND THIS CASSOWARY BACK TO THE CEMETERY LOT. 88 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,664 All: HUH? DID YOU GUYS ORDER A LIMO? 89 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,299 IT'S NOT OUR BIRTHDAY YET. 90 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,635 BABY DUCKS. PLAYCO. 91 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,137 YOU FELL RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP. 92 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,806 NOW SIGN THE TOY CONTRACT. 93 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,242 OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO USE MORE EXTREME MEASURES. 94 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,544 Both: TOY CONTRACT? 95 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,813 THEY'VE BEEN BUGGING US ABOUT THIS FOR MONTHS. 96 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:46,980 WE'LL NEVER SIGN. 97 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,217 MORDECAI AND RIGBY, WE NEED YOU TO SIGN, TOO. 98 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:54,054 WHAT? THAT DUCK WARRIOR YOU AND THE BABY DUCKS TURNED INTO -- 99 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,490 IT WOULD MAKE AN AMAZING TOY. 100 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,858 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 101 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,927 SIGN OVER YOUR LIKENESSES? 102 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,930 OH. NO WAY. YOUR TOYS SUCK. EW. 103 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,766 YEAH, PLAYCO. MORE LIKE LAME-CO. 104 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,836 WAIT, WAIT. MORE LIKE PLAY-BLOWS. 105 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,838 All: OHHHHHH! 106 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,172 HMM. 107 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,543 WELL, DOES THIS PLAY-BLOW? 108 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,111 YOU THINK A MONTH'S PAY IS GONNA CHANGE OUR MINDS? 109 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,413 FAIR ENOUGH. 110 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,982 BUT MAYBE A LOOK AT OUR PROTOTYPES WILL. 111 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,418 CAREFUL, DUDES. 112 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,586 Both: HEY! 113 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,521 Mordecai: THESE ARE HORRIBLE. 114 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,690 THEY ONLY HAVE, LIKE, THREE POINTS OF ARTICULATION. 115 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,692 YEAH, AND THEY DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE US. 116 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,594 MAYBE IF YOU AT LEAST GOT THE COLORS RIGHT. 117 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,597 HEY! WHO HERE RUNS A BILLION-DOLLAR TOY COMPANY?! 118 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,532 COOL IT, NEAL. [ LAUGHS ] 119 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,634 LOOK, GUYS, IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE 120 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,936 TO CHANGE THE MOLDS AT THIS STAGE. 121 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:45,473 COME ON. KIDS WON'T NOTICE ANYWAYS. 122 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,476 YOU SCREWED UP THE CARTER AND BRIGGS TOYS. 123 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,243 AND THE US TOYS ARE EVEN WORSE. 124 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:51,545 NO DEAL! 125 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,781 WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT. 126 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:57,585 SO WE INVITED SOME FRIENDS TO HELP CONVINCE YOU. 127 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,555 RRRAAGGGHHHH! GEESE! 128 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:04,257 [ SCOFFS ] THEY SIGNED MONTHS AGO. 129 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:05,726 JOIN US. 130 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:09,463 BECOME IMMORTALIZED IN PLASTIC AND CHEAP PAINT. 131 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:12,099 NEVER! I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. 132 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:15,435 HOW'D YOU HEAR? YOU'VE BEEN YELLING THIS WHOLE TIME. 133 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,804 JUST SIGN THE CONTRACT 134 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,239 AND GET THAT CASSOWARY THING OUT OF HERE. 135 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,340 YOU TOO, BENSON? 136 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,742 LISTEN, BE SENSIBLE. 137 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,111 SELLING OUT CAN BE VERY LUCRATIVE. 138 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,180 THOSE TOY ROYALTIES COULD REALLY BEEF UP YOUR RETIREMENT FUND. 139 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,783 NO. YOU CAN CALL US A LOT OF THINGS -- 140 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,418 LAZY, SLACKER, IRRESPONSIBLE. 141 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,788 BUT THERE'S ONE THING WE'RE NOT AND THAT'S SELLOUTS. 142 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,057 WE'RE DRAWING A LINE IN THE SAND. 143 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,327 I RESPECT THAT. 144 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,762 NICE, BROS. 145 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,797 THEY DON'T GET IT. 146 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:48,769 HMM, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FORCE YOUR HAND... 147 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:49,970 TO SIGN! 148 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,978 NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. 149 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,785 [ YELLS ] [ ALL GASP ] 150 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,388 MORDECAI AND RIGBY, REMEMBER WHAT TO DO WITH THESE? 151 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,690 YES, WE DO. 152 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,692 NO, NO, WAIT A SECOND. EVERYBODY JUST -- 153 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,227 HYPERDUCK EXTREME. 154 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,797 FUSION MODE -- READY TO FIGHT. 155 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,333 [ HONKING ] HYPERDUCK EXTREME? 156 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,771 REALLY? THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? 157 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:28,976 MOTO-GOOSOWARY X! 158 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,010 All: WHOA! 159 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,580 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME HELP. 160 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,582 YOU GUYS... All: HUH? 161 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,983 PUMP YOUR FISTS AND HELP US 162 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,652 TAKE A STAND AGAINST POOR AVIARY MERCHANDISE. 163 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,520 All: RIGHT! [ GRUNTS ] 164 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:45,025 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 165 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,529 [ GRUNTS ] 166 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,601 THIS IS PRETTY WILD. 167 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,203 [ LAUGHS ] 168 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,580 [ LAUGHS ] 169 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,855 [ SIGHS ] 170 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,757 IF IT'LL GET RID OF THE BIRD... 171 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,696 [ SCREAMS ] 172 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,098 HUH? WHAT THE...? 173 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,267 [ SCREAMING ] 174 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,610 HUH? WHAT? 175 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,646 [ GROANS ] 176 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,816 OH. 177 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,086 [ PANTING ] 178 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,420 HUH? 179 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,989 [ COUGHING, GAGGING ] 180 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,091 MAKE IT STOP! [ COUGHS ] 181 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,493 ALL RIGHT! HYPERDUCK EXTREME. 182 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:58,131 PARK VARIANT. READY FOR BATTLE. 183 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,370 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 184 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,649 [ SNARLS ] 185 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,699 LA-LA-LA...LASERS. 186 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:32,800 [ GROANS ] 187 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,101 IN YOUR FACE! 188 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,669 [ SNARLS ] 189 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:37,871 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 190 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:48,048 HMM, LOOKS LIKE WE'LL NEED SOME EXTRA INSURANCE. 191 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,168 [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] 192 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,536 [ ALL GASP ] 193 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,477 [ SATELLITE BEEPS ] 194 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,580 BARRY, DID YOU EAT ALL THE ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM? 195 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,983 WE ONLY HAD FIVE LEFT! WE'RE GONNA STARVE! 196 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,684 WHAT THE... 197 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,332 NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. 198 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,869 PARTY MODE ACTIVATE. 199 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,403 [ ALARM SOUNDS ] 200 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,744 THIS CONTRACT IS NOT NEGOTIABLE. 201 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,624 [ PEN CLICKS ] 202 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,794 Both: TIME TO CLOSE THIS DEAL. 203 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,066 Both: AAAAAH! 204 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,468 BENSON, USE THE MEDUSA REFLECTION TECHNIQUE. 205 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,904 THE WHAT? HOW? 206 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,539 JUST BUTTON MASH. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BUTTON. 207 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,174 AAAH! AAAAH! 208 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,987 SIGN THE CONTRACT! 209 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,128 Both: NEVER! 210 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,169 [ DISTORTED GUITAR CHORD PLAYS ] 211 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,172 [ GUN COCKS ] 212 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,116 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 213 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,819 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 214 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,500 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 215 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:28,641 LUNAR GOOSOWARY X -- OMEGA WARRIOR. 216 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:32,679 THE MOON? OH, WE CAN'T FIGHT THE MOON! 217 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:41,321 IT'S BEEN AN HONOR KICKING ROBOT GOOSE BUTT WITH YOU, BROS. 218 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,689 Duckman: HOLD ON, DUDES. 219 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,160 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 220 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,197 THE BOOSTERS AREN'T CATCHING. 221 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,832 Briggs: LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED SOME EXTRA HORSEPOWER. 222 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,202 Both: CARTER AND BRIGGS! 223 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,137 THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE LETTING ANYONE ELSE 224 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,172 GET STUCK WITH THAT AWFUL CONTRACT. 225 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,111 [ SIRENS WAIL ] 226 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:13,686 Both: HYPERDUCK EXTREME, CRUISER MOD MAXIMUM! 227 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,088 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 228 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:17,690 Andy: HEY, GUYS, DON'T GO CHICKEN ON ME NOW. 229 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:18,992 WHO'S THAT? 230 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,761 IT'S OUR LONG-LOST TEENAGE BROTHER... 231 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,096 All: ...ANDY! 232 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,067 I'VE BEEN STUDYING ABROAD, FINDING MYSELF. 233 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,736 NOW I FIND MYSELF READY TO KICK SOME BUTT. 234 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,844 HYPERDUCK ULTIMATE! 235 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,915 [ Echoing ] FURY GIGAWING! 236 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,051 SO, KIDS, LIKE WHAT YOU'RE SEEING? 237 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,553 SAMANTHA, I NOTICED YOUR FUN-O-METER 238 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,922 IS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE. WHY IS THAT? 239 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,258 WELL, THE ROBOTS ARE COOL, BUT WHY AREN'T THERE ANY GIRLS? 240 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,725 WHY COULDN'T THE LONG-LOST BROTHER 241 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,094 HAVE BEEN A LONG-LOST SISTER? 242 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,096 AND HOW ARE ALL THEIR DISPARATE TECHNOLOGIES 243 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,864 ABLE TO EVEN CONNECT TO EACH OTHER? 244 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,634 DOESN'T LIKE BOYS. DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ROBOTS. 245 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,370 THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. 246 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:08,908 SIGN THE CONTRACT OR BE DESTROYED, HYPERDUCK. 247 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,910 THEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL HAVE TO DESTROY US. 248 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,412 'CAUSE WE'D RATHER DIE 249 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,148 THAN HAVE OUR LIKENESSES TURNED INTO POORLY MADE TOYS. 250 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,749 WHAT? NO! 251 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,418 SO BE IT. 252 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,087 SCRAMBLE MISSILES! 253 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,022 CRISIS SPREAD! 254 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:36,103 Both: QUAD CANNON! MELEE MODE! 255 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:41,041 WHOO! [ LAUGHS ] YEAH! 256 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,345 OH, NO, NO, NO. NO! 257 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,647 MAX ENERGY. ON IT. 258 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,419 LOUD AND CLEAR. 259 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,121 CEREBRAL SCREAM. 260 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,888 AAAAAH! 261 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,773 AAAAAAAAAH! 262 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,476 [ LAUGHS ] 263 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,012 WHOO-HOO! [ LAUGHS ] 264 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,616 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 265 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,686 LAUNCH THE MEGA-MISSILE! [ GROWLS ] 266 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,729 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 267 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,400 AAH! I LOST MY LINK, DUDES. 268 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,868 WHAT'S GOING ON? 269 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,547 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 270 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,982 FACE IT. 271 00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:00,187 YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SIGN THE CONTRACT. 272 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,154 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 273 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:04,191 NO. THOSE TOYS ARE SO LAME! 274 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:08,228 OOH, WELL, I GUESS IMMORTALITY HAD TO END SOMETIME. 275 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,196 JUST ACCEPT IT. 276 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,864 WE'RE A MULTINATIONAL CONGLOMERATE. 277 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,934 WE CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HOUNDING YOU FOREVER. 278 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,904 CAN YOU AFFORD NEW FRIENDS? 279 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,842 OH, OH, TOO HOT! 280 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,512 BAD SHOW. [ GASPS ] 281 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,047 I DON'T WANT TO ALMOST DIE ON THE MOON AGAIN. 282 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:31,050 I THINK -- I THINK WE JUST HAVE TO SIGN IT, DUDE. 283 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,888 UH...NO. Both: HUH? 284 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,424 YOU GUYS TAUGHT ME SOMETHING TODAY 285 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,392 BY PUTTING ME BEHIND THOSE QUAD CANONS -- 286 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,728 AND IT'S TO ALWAYS STICK TO YOUR GUNS. 287 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,264 DON'T SIGN THAT CONTRACT. 288 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,399 Both: HMM. 289 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,600 YOU'RE RIGHT, BENSON. 290 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,936 AT LEAST THIS WAY, WE'LL GO OUT AS THE GOOD GUYS. 291 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,106 GOOD GUYS? [ LAUGH EVILLY ] 292 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,040 [ HONK! ] 293 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,642 YOU'RE THE BAD GUYS. 294 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,944 THE CONTRACT EVEN SAYS SO. 295 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,713 "...BABY DUCKS ARE THE GOOD GUYS..." 296 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,384 NO, IT LOOKS LIKE THE CONTRACT SAYS YOU'RE THE BAD GUYS. 297 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,418 OH, DANG. 298 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,487 YOU GOT TO GET YOUR EYES CHECKED, DOG. 299 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,122 WHAT?! 300 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,424 WE NEVER WOULD HAVE SAID YES 301 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,761 IF WE KNEW WE WERE GONNA BE THE BAD GUYS. 302 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,928 YOU LIED TO US. 303 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,597 YOUR ROBOT'S BLACK AND GRAY. 304 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,232 OF COURSE YOU'RE THE BAD GUYS. 305 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:23,170 IF WE CAN'T BE THE GOOD GUYS, THEN NO DEAL. 306 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,937 NO. WAIT. 307 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,814 [ BOTH YELL ] 308 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,794 All: HYPERDUCK! 309 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,462 KING BREAKER! 310 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,631 WHITE LIGHTNING! 311 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,200 [ STAMMERING ] NOW, HOLD ON. 312 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,768 WE CAN NEGOTIATE -- FAST-FOOD DEALS, MOVIES, 313 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,637 APPS WHERE YOU RECORD YOUR VOICE 314 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,272 AND IT COMES OUT HIGH-PITCHED. 315 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,641 [ LAUGHS ] IT'S FUNNY. IT'S SYNERGY. 316 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,643 SYNERGIZE THIS. 317 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,512 [ GUITAR RIFFS PLAY ] 318 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,483 Announcer: MORDECAI, RIGBY, AND THEIR FRIENDS 319 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,152 SUMMON THE GALAXY BLADE FROM A DISTANT MOON. 320 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:37,710 STEP OFF. 321 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:41,214 Both: NO-O-O-O-O-O-O! 322 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,844 Announcer: THE GALAXY BLADE CAN ONLY BE WIELDED 323 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,881 BY THOSE CAN WHO SHOW TRUE FRIENDSHIP AND COURAGE 324 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,284 IN THE FACE OF OVERWHELMING ODDS. 325 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:21,354 IS THIS THE END FOR OUR INTREPID HEROES? 326 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,122 WAIT. LOOK. 327 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,691 IN THAT CRATER. 328 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,260 COULD IT BE? COULD IT BE? 329 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:34,033 THAT...WAS...AMAZING! 330 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,402 I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE! 331 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,237 I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT THE PARK WAS DESTROYED. 332 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,740 YOU GUYS FEEL LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME? 333 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,108 YEAH. PRETTY MUCH. 334 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,277 HEY, THANKS FOR GETTING US OUT OF THAT CONTRACT. 335 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,913 YEAH, NOW I CAN FINALLY SLEEP SOUNDLY 336 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,781 IN MY $8 MILLION MANSION. 337 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:52,118 I'M JUST GLAD WE'RE ALL SAFE. 338 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,253 WAIT. WHERE'S ANDY? 339 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:57,957 GOT TO JET, DUDES. I'VE GOT A HOT DATE ON EUROPA. 340 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,661 IT'S BEEN REAL. 341 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,463 OH, WHAT A NICE FELLOW. 342 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,932 THANKS FOR HELPING US, DUCKS. 343 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,600 WE ARE MORTAL ENEMIES. 344 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:11,237 BUT JUST THIS ONCE, WE WERE COMRADES. 345 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,506 AND THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. 346 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,009 OHHHHH! 347 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,579 BUT REALLY, THANKS. THAT WAS COOL. 348 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,514 YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT. 349 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:22,949 THAT WAS GREAT. 350 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,117 [ GRUNTS ] 351 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,787 OKAY. F-FINE. 352 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,357 NO TOYS. THAT'S COOL. 353 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:34,961 BUT HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED VIDEO GAMES? 354 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,195 SURE. WHY NOT? 355 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,965 OH, YEAH. TOTALLY. DEFINITELY. 356 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,633 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BAD VIDEO GAME. 357 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,402 All: YEAH!