Announcer: EVERYTHING SEEMED PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR OUR HEROES.
JUST ANOTHER ORDINARY DAY AT THE PARK UNTIL...
YAHHH!
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL... PLAYING WITH FIRE.
OH...
Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS.
CARTER AND BRIGGS LOVE TO SPIN DOUGHNUTS IN THEIR CAR.
AND WE LIKE TO SPIN CIRCLES AROUND THE COMPETITION
WITH OUR TOYS.
HI. WE'RE PLAYCO INDUSTRIES.
IF YOU KNOW US, YOU KNOW OUR NAME IS SYNONYMOUS
WITH QUALITY, INNOVATION,
AND JUST THE BEST DARN TOY PRODUCTS ON THE MARKET.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CARTER AND BRIGGS?
YEP, WE SURE LIKE YOUR TOYS.
OUR CONTRACT SAYS WE HAVE TO.
WHOA!
CARTER AND BRIGGS ARE DOING COMMERCIALS NOW?!
MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD OUT LIKE THIS.
THOSE GUYS!
AND NOW A SPECIAL LOOK
AT OUR NEW LINE OF CARTER AND BRIGGS FIGURES.
SAY IT.
UH...
Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
Man: CARTER FOLLOWS BRIGGS INTO A TIME PORTAL TO BECOME...
CARTER AND BRIGGS 3099.
ALIEN CRIME LORD ATTACKS.
GIMME ALL YOUR CREDITS!
CARTER SWOOPS IN WITH HIS HOVER SUIT.
BRIGGS HITS THE BAD GUY WITH NON-LETHAL FRACTAL KICK.
HI-YA! AH! OOH!
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN DEAD.
Both: TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, TOUGH ON CRIME.
Man: CARTER AND BRIGGS TOYS SOLD SEPARATELY -- FROM PLAYCO.
PLAYCO!
Mordecai: THIS PIECE OF JUNK COST $14?
IT LOOKS HORRIBLE. NO KIDDING.
MINE'S EYEBALL LOOKS LIKE IT'S LEAKING INTO HIS FACE.
THEY CAN'T EVEN STAND UP ON THEIR OWN.
I KNOW. YOU HAVE TO LEAN THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER.
AND CARTER'S SHIRT -- THEY PAINTED IT SKIN COLOR
SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S JUST SHIRTLESS.
I HOPE SOMEBODY GOT FIRED FOR THAT ONE.
HOW ABOUT THE FRACTAL KICK? DOES THAT WORK?
FRACTAL...
YOU RUINED MY TOMATO BISQUE WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS TOYS!
THEY'RE NOT TOYS. THEY'RE COLLECTIBLES.
AT LEAST, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.
YEAH, THESE ARE PRETTY MUCH GARBAGE.
PLAYCO -- MORE LIKE PLAY-NO.
POPS, WHAT'S WRONG?
I WAS ATTACKED BY A PREHISTORIC BEAST!
WHAT? YOU MEAN, LIKE, A DINOSAUR?
A DINOSAUR!
HAVE WE -- HAVE WE SEEN ONE OF THOSE BEFORE?
HUH. WELL, I GUESS TODAY'S THE DAY.
IT'S NOT A DINOSAUR.
COME ON, LET'S SCOPE IT OUT.
AW, MAN.
WHAT? THAT'S NOT A DINOSAUR AT ALL.
IT A DOUBLE-WATTLED CASSOWARY --
AN EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE GLADIATORIAL BIRD.
ITS CLAWS CAN TEAR THROUGH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.
WOW. THIS LOOKS LIKE A PERFECT JOB FOR MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE OR YOU'RE FIRED.
I STRONGLY RECOMMEND WEARING PROTECTION.
OH! AAH!
Both: AAAAAH!
I'M SCARED, DUDE! I'M SCARED!
IF I DON'T SURVIVE THIS, DON'T TOUCH ANY OF MY STUFF.
TURN IT INTO A RIGBY MUSEUM.
Both: AAAAH!
DUDE, IT'S WORKING!
Both: AAAAH!
OHHH.
Both: AAAH!
DUDE, CALL HIM! CALL HIM!
BABY DUCKS. All: HEY, DUDES.
TIME TO SEND THIS CASSOWARY BACK TO THE CEMETERY LOT.
All: HUH? DID YOU GUYS ORDER A LIMO?
IT'S NOT OUR BIRTHDAY YET.
BABY DUCKS. PLAYCO.
YOU FELL RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP.
NOW SIGN THE TOY CONTRACT.
OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO USE MORE EXTREME MEASURES.
Both: TOY CONTRACT?
THEY'VE BEEN BUGGING US ABOUT THIS FOR MONTHS.
WE'LL NEVER SIGN.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, WE NEED YOU TO SIGN, TOO.
WHAT? THAT DUCK WARRIOR YOU AND THE BABY DUCKS TURNED INTO --
IT WOULD MAKE AN AMAZING TOY.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
SIGN OVER YOUR LIKENESSES?
OH. NO WAY. YOUR TOYS SUCK. EW.
YEAH, PLAYCO. MORE LIKE LAME-CO.
WAIT, WAIT. MORE LIKE PLAY-BLOWS.
All: OHHHHHH!
HMM.
WELL, DOES THIS PLAY-BLOW?
YOU THINK A MONTH'S PAY IS GONNA CHANGE OUR MINDS?
FAIR ENOUGH.
BUT MAYBE A LOOK AT OUR PROTOTYPES WILL.
CAREFUL, DUDES.
Both: HEY!
Mordecai: THESE ARE HORRIBLE.
THEY ONLY HAVE, LIKE, THREE POINTS OF ARTICULATION.
YEAH, AND THEY DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE US.
MAYBE IF YOU AT LEAST GOT THE COLORS RIGHT.
HEY! WHO HERE RUNS A BILLION-DOLLAR TOY COMPANY?!
COOL IT, NEAL.
LOOK, GUYS, IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE
TO CHANGE THE MOLDS AT THIS STAGE.
COME ON. KIDS WON'T NOTICE ANYWAYS.
YOU SCREWED UP THE CARTER AND BRIGGS TOYS.
AND THE US TOYS ARE EVEN WORSE.
NO DEAL!
WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
SO WE INVITED SOME FRIENDS TO HELP CONVINCE YOU.
RRRAAGGGHHHH! GEESE!
THEY SIGNED MONTHS AGO.
JOIN US.
BECOME IMMORTALIZED IN PLASTIC AND CHEAP PAINT.
NEVER! I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
HOW'D YOU HEAR? YOU'VE BEEN YELLING THIS WHOLE TIME.
JUST SIGN THE CONTRACT
AND GET THAT CASSOWARY THING OUT OF HERE.
YOU TOO, BENSON?
LISTEN, BE SENSIBLE.
SELLING OUT CAN BE VERY LUCRATIVE.
THOSE TOY ROYALTIES COULD REALLY BEEF UP YOUR RETIREMENT FUND.
NO. YOU CAN CALL US A LOT OF THINGS --
LAZY, SLACKER, IRRESPONSIBLE.
BUT THERE'S ONE THING WE'RE NOT AND THAT'S SELLOUTS.
WE'RE DRAWING A LINE IN THE SAND.
I RESPECT THAT.
NICE, BROS.
THEY DON'T GET IT.
HMM, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FORCE YOUR HAND...
TO SIGN!
NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, REMEMBER WHAT TO DO WITH THESE?
YES, WE DO.
NO, NO, WAIT A SECOND. EVERYBODY JUST --
HYPERDUCK EXTREME.
FUSION MODE -- READY TO FIGHT.
HYPERDUCK EXTREME?
REALLY? THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
MOTO-GOOSOWARY X!
All: WHOA!
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME HELP.
YOU GUYS... All: HUH?
PUMP YOUR FISTS AND HELP US
TAKE A STAND AGAINST POOR AVIARY MERCHANDISE.
All: RIGHT!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
THIS IS PRETTY WILD.
IF IT'LL GET RID OF THE BIRD...
HUH? WHAT THE...?
HUH? WHAT?
OH.
HUH?
MAKE IT STOP!
ALL RIGHT! HYPERDUCK EXTREME.
PARK VARIANT. READY FOR BATTLE.
LA-LA-LA...LASERS.
IN YOUR FACE!
HMM, LOOKS LIKE WE'LL NEED SOME EXTRA INSURANCE.
BARRY, DID YOU EAT ALL THE ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM?
WE ONLY HAD FIVE LEFT! WE'RE GONNA STARVE!
WHAT THE...
NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.
PARTY MODE ACTIVATE.
THIS CONTRACT IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.
Both: TIME TO CLOSE THIS DEAL.
Both: AAAAAH!
BENSON, USE THE MEDUSA REFLECTION TECHNIQUE.
THE WHAT? HOW?
JUST BUTTON MASH. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BUTTON.
AAAH! AAAAH!
SIGN THE CONTRACT!
Both: NEVER!
LUNAR GOOSOWARY X -- OMEGA WARRIOR.
THE MOON? OH, WE CAN'T FIGHT THE MOON!
IT'S BEEN AN HONOR KICKING ROBOT GOOSE BUTT WITH YOU, BROS.
Duckman: HOLD ON, DUDES.
THE BOOSTERS AREN'T CATCHING.
Briggs: LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED SOME EXTRA HORSEPOWER.
Both: CARTER AND BRIGGS!
THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE LETTING ANYONE ELSE
GET STUCK WITH THAT AWFUL CONTRACT.
Both: HYPERDUCK EXTREME, CRUISER MOD MAXIMUM!
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
Andy: HEY, GUYS, DON'T GO CHICKEN ON ME NOW.
WHO'S THAT?
IT'S OUR LONG-LOST TEENAGE BROTHER...
All: ...ANDY!
I'VE BEEN STUDYING ABROAD, FINDING MYSELF.
NOW I FIND MYSELF READY TO KICK SOME BUTT.
HYPERDUCK ULTIMATE!
FURY GIGAWING!
SO, KIDS, LIKE WHAT YOU'RE SEEING?
SAMANTHA, I NOTICED YOUR FUN-O-METER
IS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE. WHY IS THAT?
WELL, THE ROBOTS ARE COOL, BUT WHY AREN'T THERE ANY GIRLS?
WHY COULDN'T THE LONG-LOST BROTHER
HAVE BEEN A LONG-LOST SISTER?
AND HOW ARE ALL THEIR DISPARATE TECHNOLOGIES
ABLE TO EVEN CONNECT TO EACH OTHER?
DOESN'T LIKE BOYS. DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ROBOTS.
THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
SIGN THE CONTRACT OR BE DESTROYED, HYPERDUCK.
THEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL HAVE TO DESTROY US.
'CAUSE WE'D RATHER DIE
THAN HAVE OUR LIKENESSES TURNED INTO POORLY MADE TOYS.
WHAT? NO!
SO BE IT.
SCRAMBLE MISSILES!
CRISIS SPREAD!
Both: QUAD CANNON! MELEE MODE!
WHOO! YEAH!
OH, NO, NO, NO. NO!
MAX ENERGY. ON IT.
LOUD AND CLEAR.
CEREBRAL SCREAM.
AAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAH!
WHOO-HOO!
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
LAUNCH THE MEGA-MISSILE!
AAH! I LOST MY LINK, DUDES.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
FACE IT.
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SIGN THE CONTRACT.
NO. THOSE TOYS ARE SO LAME!
OOH, WELL, I GUESS IMMORTALITY HAD TO END SOMETIME.
JUST ACCEPT IT.
WE'RE A MULTINATIONAL CONGLOMERATE.
WE CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HOUNDING YOU FOREVER.
CAN YOU AFFORD NEW FRIENDS?
OH, OH, TOO HOT!
BAD SHOW.
I DON'T WANT TO ALMOST DIE ON THE MOON AGAIN.
I THINK -- I THINK WE JUST HAVE TO SIGN IT, DUDE.
UH...NO. Both: HUH?
YOU GUYS TAUGHT ME SOMETHING TODAY
BY PUTTING ME BEHIND THOSE QUAD CANONS --
AND IT'S TO ALWAYS STICK TO YOUR GUNS.
DON'T SIGN THAT CONTRACT.
Both: HMM.
YOU'RE RIGHT, BENSON.
AT LEAST THIS WAY, WE'LL GO OUT AS THE GOOD GUYS.
GOOD GUYS?
YOU'RE THE BAD GUYS.
THE CONTRACT EVEN SAYS SO.
"...BABY DUCKS ARE THE GOOD GUYS..."
NO, IT LOOKS LIKE THE CONTRACT SAYS YOU'RE THE BAD GUYS.
OH, DANG.
YOU GOT TO GET YOUR EYES CHECKED, DOG.
WHAT?!
WE NEVER WOULD HAVE SAID YES
IF WE KNEW WE WERE GONNA BE THE BAD GUYS.
YOU LIED TO US.
YOUR ROBOT'S BLACK AND GRAY.
OF COURSE YOU'RE THE BAD GUYS.
IF WE CAN'T BE THE GOOD GUYS, THEN NO DEAL.
NO. WAIT.
All: HYPERDUCK!
KING BREAKER!
WHITE LIGHTNING!
NOW, HOLD ON.
WE CAN NEGOTIATE -- FAST-FOOD DEALS, MOVIES,
APPS WHERE YOU RECORD YOUR VOICE
AND IT COMES OUT HIGH-PITCHED.
IT'S FUNNY. IT'S SYNERGY.
SYNERGIZE THIS.
Announcer: MORDECAI, RIGBY, AND THEIR FRIENDS
SUMMON THE GALAXY BLADE FROM A DISTANT MOON.
STEP OFF.
Both: NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
Announcer: THE GALAXY BLADE CAN ONLY BE WIELDED
BY THOSE CAN WHO SHOW TRUE FRIENDSHIP AND COURAGE
IN THE FACE OF OVERWHELMING ODDS.
IS THIS THE END FOR OUR INTREPID HEROES?
WAIT. LOOK.
IN THAT CRATER.
COULD IT BE? COULD IT BE?
THAT...WAS...AMAZING!
I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT THE PARK WAS DESTROYED.
YOU GUYS FEEL LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME?
YEAH. PRETTY MUCH.
HEY, THANKS FOR GETTING US OUT OF THAT CONTRACT.
YEAH, NOW I CAN FINALLY SLEEP SOUNDLY
IN MY $8 MILLION MANSION.
I'M JUST GLAD WE'RE ALL SAFE.
WAIT. WHERE'S ANDY?
GOT TO JET, DUDES. I'VE GOT A HOT DATE ON EUROPA.
IT'S BEEN REAL.
OH, WHAT A NICE FELLOW.
THANKS FOR HELPING US, DUCKS.
WE ARE MORTAL ENEMIES.
BUT JUST THIS ONCE, WE WERE COMRADES.
AND THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.
OHHHHH!
BUT REALLY, THANKS. THAT WAS COOL.
YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS GREAT.
OKAY. F-FINE.
NO TOYS. THAT'S COOL.
BUT HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED VIDEO GAMES?
SURE. WHY NOT?
OH, YEAH. TOTALLY. DEFINITELY.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BAD VIDEO GAME.
All: YEAH!