[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> Mordecai: RIGBY.
>> Rigby: AAH! DON'T DO THAT!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU GOT TO
STOP SLEEPING WITH YOUR EYES
OPEN.
IT'S CREEPY.
>> Rigby: WHATEVER.
IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL.
OH, WHAT?!
A TONARE 3500 CONSOLE!
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
>> Mordecai: I FOUND IT IN MY
PARENTS' HOUSE.
AND LOOK WHAT ELSE I FOUND.
>> Rigby: WHAT?
"TIM AND MARK'S GOLDEN BADGE
SECRET ADVENTURE"!
WE NEVER GOT PAST LEVEL 65
BECAUSE WE WERE DUMB KIDS WHO
DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY VIDEO
GAMES.
>> Mordecai: OH, I BET WE CAN
GET PAST LEVEL 65 NOW.
>> Rigby: OH, I BET WE CAN BEAT
THE WHOLE GAME RIGHT NOW.
>> Mordecai: PLUS, IT'S
SATURDAY, SO WE WON'T EVEN GET
INTO TROUBLE.
>> TONARE!
>> Both: SO MANY MEMORIES.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Rigby: HM-HM.
THIS IS ONLY GONNA TAKE
20 MINUTES TOPS.
>> Rigby: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S THE
FINAL BOSS.
WE'RE GONNA BEAT IT.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
>> Both: WHOA!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH!
>> Mordecai: HUH?
[ GASPS ]
IT'S LEGENDARY GAME DESIGNER
MAURY MOTO.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU ARE A SUPER PLAYER.
CLAIM YOUR GOLDEN GAME BADGE
HERE.
>> Rigby: WHOA, WAIT!
THEY'RE REAL?
GOLDEN GAME BADGES ARE REAL?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, TAKE A
PICTURE.
WE GOT TO SAVE THE MAP.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
>> Rigby: OH, MAN!
THE PIXELS MAKE IT LOOK ALL
WEIRD.
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO?
>> Rigby: SKIPS!
>> Skips: YEAH?
>> Rigby: DO YOU KNOW SOME KIND
OF MAGICAL RITUAL THING WE CAN
USE TO BRING THE TV WITH US AND
KEEP IT ON?
>> Skips: YOU GOT A CAR BATTERY?
>> Both: WHOA.
>> Rigby: SKIPS, DO YOU HAVE ANY
OTHER MAGIC TRICKS THAT CAN TAKE
US TO THIS ADDRESS?
>> Skips: YOU GOT ANY GAS MONEY?
>> Mordecai: GOOD TO GO.
THANKS, SKIPS.
>> Skips: HEY, I HAD SOME FREE
TIME.
IT'S A SATURDAY.
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Both: HM-HM.
>> Mordecai: OKAY.
SO, THE MAP STARTS HERE.
IT SAYS WE NEED TO LOOK FOR A
LIGHTHOUSE.
>> Rigby: I DON'T SEE A
LIGHTHOUSE.
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT THAT HOT-DOG STAND?
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
IT TOTALLY MATCHES.
>> Mordecai: AWESOME.
>> Rigby: THEN THAT MEANS WE
HAVE TO GO TO...
THIS BLOB HERE.
BLOB, BLOB, BLOB, BLOB, BLOB,
BLOB, BLOB, BLOB.
BLOB!
>> Both: THE MALL!
>> Mordecai: HM.
IT'S TIME TO GO SHOPPING.
>> Benson: TWO CENTIMETERS
SHORT.
LOOKS LIKE I JUST BOOKED A
TICKET TO THE HARDWARE STORE.
[ CLICKS ]
[ SIGHS ]
LET'S JUST SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM
IS AND GO FROM THERE.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
[ Echoing ] RIGBY!
>> Mordecai: ACTUALLY, THIS IS
KIND OF DARK.
>> HEY, DO YOU WANT TO SIGN THIS
PETITION TO HELP FUND
STRONGER --
>> Rigby: UH, NO!
WELL, NOW WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO GO?
THIS MALL'S HUGE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I'M SURPRISED
THERE'S ENOUGH FOOT TRAFFIC TO
SUSTAIN IT OUT HERE IN THE
BOONIES LIKE THIS.
LET ME ASK THE GAME.
>> IF YOU FOUND THE VILLAGE
STORE, FOLLOW YOUR HEART FOR
100 PACES TO REVEAL THE NEXT
STEP IN YOUR JOURNEY.
>> Both: HMM...
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
>> Mordecai: FOLLOW YOUR HEART
FOR 100 PACES!
BUT THAT'S THROUGH THE FOOD
COURT.
>> Rigby: I HAVE AN OLD TRICK
FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.
'SCUSE ME! SORRY!
>> Mordecai: NEED TO GO IN A
STRAIGHT LINE.
SORRY.
>> Rigby: WHOOPS! LOOK OUT!
>> Mordecai: SORRY.
>> Both: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: DEAD END?
THIS MACHINE DOESN'T EVEN WORK.
HOW MANY PACES HAVE YOU GONE?
>> Rigby: HOW MANY WHATS?
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Benson: EXCUSE ME.
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
HELLO!
I'M LOOKING FOR TWO GUYS WHO
CAME THROUGH HERE -- A TALL ONE
AND A SHORT ONE.
>> SURE.
THOSE GUYS COME HERE EVERY DAY.
>> [ High-pitched voice ] OH,
NO, I BET HE MEANS THOSE GUYS
WITH THE TV.
>> [ Deep voice ] WE SAW THEM
HEADED TOWARD THE MALL.
>> Skips: YOU KNOW, I HAVE EXTRA
CAR BATTERIES.
I COULD JUST GIVE YOU ONE.
>> Benson: NO, SKIPS.
THIS IS BETWEEN THEM AND I.
ME AND THEM?
WHICH ONE IS IT?
>> Skips: THEM AND ME.
I'M GOING TO A MOVIE.
HAVE FUN DOING YOUR THING.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
THREE, TWO, ONE.
>> Both: HOLOGRAM WALL!
WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
[ GROANING ]
[ SPLASHES ]
>> Rigby: WELL, THAT WAS MY LAST
IDEA.
THIS IS HOPELESS.
>> Mordecai: WAIT. SHH.
LISTEN.
[ DRIPPING ]
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Rigby: DO YOU THINK?
>> Mordecai: IT'S MAURY MOTO'S
SECRET PASSAGE!
>> Benson: HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN
TWO GUYS WITH A TV?
>> SURE.
THEY WERE HEADED TOWARD THE FOOD
COURT.
YOU WANT TO SIGN THIS PETITION
TO HELP FUND STRONGER
CLIPBOARDS?
>> Benson: OF COURSE.
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
GO, GO, GO, GO!
[ CREAKS ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WARN ME IF
YOU'RE GONNA RIP ONE.
>> Rigby: I ALWAYS WARN YOU.
THOSE ARE THE RULES.
[ CREAKING ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
[ BOTH GROANING ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Both: HUH?
WHOA!
>> Mordecai: THIS MALL MUST BE
LIKE 15 YEARS OLD.
>> Rigby: MAN, SMELLS LIKE A
NEWT CAGE IN HERE.
>> Mordecai: YOU'VE BEEN
SMELLING A LOT OF STUFF LATELY.
>> Rigby: YEAH, I JUST GOT OVER
A COLD, SO EVERYTHING'S REALLY
JUMPING OUT AT ME.
[ CLICKS ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Mordecai: RUN!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP!
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ DARTS WHISTLING ]
AAH!
DUDE, STOP STEPPING ON BOOBY
TRAPS.
[ MACHINERY CLUNKS ]
[ BOTH SHOUT ]
[ GASPS ]
OH, WHOA.
IT'S A GAME STORE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, EXCEPT THEY ONLY
HAVE LOUSY GAMES LEFT.
BLECH.
>> WEARY TRAVELERS.
[ MORDECAI AND RIGBY GASP ]
THOU SEEKETH THE GOLDEN
RICHES OF ONDOR?
>> Mordecai: UH, NO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING AT
THAT OTHER PLACE.
>> THE EGGSCELENT DINER IS NO
MORE.
THERE IS MUCH TURNOVER IN THE
RELIC-GUARDING BUSINESS.
SO WHAT IS IT YOU SEEK, MORDECAI
OF THE OMELET?
>> Mordecai: MAURY MOTO'S GOLDEN
GAME BADGE.
>> AH, OF COURSE.
IF THOU SEEKETH THE GOLDEN GAME
BADGE, YOU MUST TRAVEL THE HIGH
ROAD.
>> Rigby: OKAY, COOL.
>> BUT HEED OUR POLICY!
ONE MUST NOT BE GREEDY.
ONLY ONE RELIC PER CUSTOMER.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, GOT IT.
>> Rigby: THANKS, MAN.
UH, SO WHO IS THAT GUY?
>> THE FALLEN HEROES OF OLD
AWAIT YOU, DOOMED ADVENTURERS.
[ RAT SQUEAKING ]
>> Benson: STILL COLD.
JUST LIKE MY ONLINE-DATING
PROFILE.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Both: THEY WERE REAL.
>> Benson: [ SCREAMS ]
[ THUDS ]
OH, DARN IT!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, HURRY!
BENSON'S GONNA CATCH US!
>> Rigby: BUT I DON'T SEE
ANYTHING!
THIS DOOR DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A
HANDLE.
THIS DOOR BLOWS.
>> Mordecai: MAYBE IT'S SOME
KIND OF LIGHT THING.
AAH!
OKAY, MAYBE NOT.
>> Rigby: MORDECAI, LOOK!
>> Mordecai: IT'S A CARTRIDGE
SLOT.
>> Rigby: BUT THAT MEANS WE'D
HAVE TO SHUT OFF THE GAME!
[ BEEPS ]
>> MY GUIDANCE ENDS HERE.
YOUR INSTINCTS HAVE SERVED YOU
THUS FAR.
TRUST IN THEM AND YOUR DESTINY
AWAITS.
[ BEEPS ]
>> Mordecai: HMM.
[ MACHINERY CLICKS ]
OKAY, WAIT.
>> Rigby: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Rigby: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A
PLACE AS COOL AS THIS.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, LOOK.
IT'S HIM.
MAURY MOTO.
>> Rigby: DUDE, I THINK WE
SHOULD SAY SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: UH...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
MAURY MOTO, YOUR GAMES...
[ SNIFFLES ]
THEN THAT PART WHERE YOU JUMP
UP.
>> Rigby: INVISIBLE BLOCK,
POWER-UP COMES OUT.
>> Mordecai: LIKE, MY WORLD WAS
CHANGED.
THANKS, MAN.
>> Rigby: THANKS.
OH. HUH.
>> Mordecai: NICE.
WHAT? NO!
>> Rigby: BUT WE ONLY TOOK ONE
PER CUSTOMER.
>> Benson: HA!
REALLY OUGHT TO RE-INSULATE
THAT.
YOU TWO!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY CAR
BATTERY FOR A COUPLE STUPID
FABRIC PATCHES!
>> Mordecai: UH, FIRST OFF,
THESE ARE BADGES.
>> Rigby: YEAH, RARE GOLDEN
GAME BADGES.
THEY'RE LIKE PRICELESS.
>> Benson: OH, WELL, IF THEY'RE
SO VALUABLE, I GUESS I COULD
JUST BUY A NEW BATTERY WITH --
>> Mordecai and Rigby: NO!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT DO WE DO?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW!
>> Mordecai: INTO THE LIGHT!
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SEAGULL SQUAWKS ]
>> Benson: THIS HAS BEEN THE
LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
FIRST THE SPRINKLERS WERE TOO
SHORT.
THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M
CLIMBING INTO SOME ABANDONED
MALL.
AND THEN THERE WERE THOSE
GIBBONS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I HAD TO TALK TO SOME CRAZY OLD
KNIGHT AND PUNCH THROUGH A WALL,
AND -- MAN, THAT WAS REALLY
SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IF YOU WANTED
TO HANG OUT WITH US SO BAD, YOU
COULD HAVE JUST ASKED.
[ GUM BALLS RATTLE ]
>> Benson: GIVE ME THOSE STUPID
PATCHES.
>> Mordecai: AW, COME ON.
>> Skips: HOLY -- HEY, LOOK!
>> THANK YOU, MORDECAI AND
RIGBY, FOR SETTING ME FREE WITH
YOUR KINDS WORDS.
>> Both: AWESOME.
>> NOW YOU'VE UNLOCKED THE MAP
TO FIND THE CRYSTAL TRACKBALL OF
INFINITY.
[ ENERGY CHIMES ]
>> Both: WHAT?
>> Benson: SKIPS, DRIVE AWAY
RIGHT NOW!
>> Mordecai: AW, MAN.
>> MM.
[ DOGS SNARLING ]
AAAAAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ DOGS BARKING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ CAT SNARLS ]
UHH!
HUA!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Benson: BILL...BILL...
OOH! BED-TOPIA COUPON.
PAPA NEEDS A NEW COMFORTER.
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
YOU GUYS GOT A COUPLE
THINGS, TOO.
>> Rigby: MAN, BENSON.
DO THAT WITH A LITTLE LESS DRAMA
NEXT TIME.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE
MAIL GUYS ON TV?
>> Benson: BECAUSE --
[ SIGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Mordecai: WHOA, DUDE, CHECK
IT OUT -- A SQUARE ENVELOPE.
>> Eileen: HAND-CALLIGRAPHED
ADDRESSES?
HOO!
THINGS JUST GOT FANCY IN HERE!
>> Mordecai: "TRAFFIC'S AT A
STANDSTILL DUE TO A MASSIVE
BACKUP AT THE SMITH RESIDENCE."
>> Rigby: "SOME MINOR CONGESTION
IS EXPECTED AT THE INTERSECTION
OF CAKE, FANCY SODAS, AND A GOOD
TIME AS WE CELEBRATE THE
THOUSANDTH FLIGHT OF CHOPPER 6."
>> Mordecai: "WE'RE NOT SEEING
ANY DELAYS IN AN RSVP FOR YOU
AND ONE GUEST."
>> Rigby: OH!
IT'S A PARTY FOR MARGARET'S
DAD'S THOUSANDTH RIDE ON
CHOPPER 6!
>> Eileen: AND C.J. AND I CAN
GO, TOO, RIGHT, GUYS?
>> Mordecai: UHH...
>> C.J.: OH.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I PROMISED SOME FRIENDS I'D
VOLUNTEER AT THIS RIVER CLEANUP
THING THAT DAY.
>> Mordecai: OH...WELL...
>> C.J.: JUST GO WITHOUT ME.
IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'LL BE REALLY
FUN.
>> Rigby: OH, PHEW!
'CAUSE IF YOU WERE THERE AND
MARGARET WAS THERE --
[ SHUDDERS ]
PROBABLY A LOT LESS AWKWARD THIS
WA--
OW!
DUDE!
I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING WE DON'T
ALL KNOW!
>> C.J.: RIGBY'S RIGHT.
GO. HAVE FUN.
>> Mordecai: REALLY?
>> C.J.: I TRUST YOU.
>> Mordecai: OHH!
I'LL BRING YOU A PIECE OF CAKE
FROM THE PARTY FOR BEING THE
COOLEST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
>> PSH, PSH.
>> NEEEOWWW!
>> CHOPPER 6 DOWN!
CHOPPER 6 DOWN!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY, KIDS.
>> Mordecai: HI!
>> OH, HEY, GUYS.
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
MARGARET'S STILL AT WORK.
SHE MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE
IT AT ALL!
>> Mordecai: OH! BUMMER!
>> YOU'RE SMILING.
>> Mordecai: SORRY. CHEEK CRAMP.
WHOA!
>> DARRELL, COME ON!
YOU ALMOST RUINED OUR
SPECIAL-ORDER CAKE HERE!
>> Rigby: THAT'S A CAKE?
>> Mordecai: C.J.'s GOT TO SEE
THIS.
>> MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: HUH?
MR. SMITH!
>> MMMM!
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I WANT YOU TO MEET MY LONGTIME
PARTNER IN THE SKIES --
JACKIE CARMICHAEL.
>> WHAT A DAY, HUH?
I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHO'S
GONNA GET THAT COVETED EXTRA
SEAT IN THE THOUSANDTH CHOPPER
FLIGHT.
>> Eileen: EXTRA SEAT?
>> THERE'S ONE FOR MY WIFE,
ONE FOR MY DAUGHTER, AND ONE
WILD CARD.
>> SURE WOULD MEAN A LOT.
EVEN MORE THAN THE AWARD I WON
FOR BEING THE TOP TRAFFIC
REPORTER IN THE CITY.
>> FRANK HAS A LOT OF IMPORTANT
PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE, JACKIE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FRANK?
>> THAT'S TRUE, HON.
HAVEN'T MADE UP MY MIND YET
ABOUT THAT EXTRA SEAT.
>> Rigby: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED
YOUR DAUGHTER'S EX-BOYFRIEND'S
BEST FRIEND?
>> Mordecai: HE'S NOT GONNA TAKE
YOU, RIGBY.
SORRY.
HEY, DO YOU MIND IF I GET A
PIECE OF CAKE FOR C.J.?
>> C.J.?
>> Rigby: SHE'S MORDECAI'S NEW
GIRLFRIEND.
NOT TOTALLY NEW, BUT NEWER THAN
MARGARET.
>> HUH.
>> Margaret: HERE WE ARE NOW AT
THE CELEBRATION OF FRANK SMITH'S
1,000th CHOPPER RIDE.
LOOKS LIKE QUITE A TURNOUT.
>> HUG BUG! YOU CAME!
>> Margaret: OF COURSE I DID!
>> MMM!
>> Mordecai: HI, MARGARET.
>> Margaret: HI.
>> YOUR FRIEND MORDECAI HERE
WAS JUST SAYING HE HAS A NEW
GIRLFRIEND NAMED C.J.
>> Margaret: [ SCOFFS ] DAD!
>> Mordecai: I, UH, HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
>> Rigby: OH, NO.
DUDE! WAIT UP!
>> GOT ANY NEW HOBBIES, EILEEN?
>> Eileen: YEAH, I DO.
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
GROSS.
[ BANGING ON DOOR ]
>> Rigby: YOU'RE BEING WEIRD,
MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: THAT'S FINE.
>> Rigby: COME ON!
YOU HAVE TO COME OUT OF THE
BATHROOM.
>> Mordecai: NO, I DON'T.
MARGARET'S OUT THERE, SO IF I
STAY IN HERE, THEN I WON'T MESS
THINGS UP.
THIS IS THE CHOICE OF MATURITY.
>> Rigby: WHAT ABOUT THE CAKE?
>> Mordecai: AHH! THE CAKE.
[ SIGHS ]
I'LL COME OUT WHEN THEY CUT THE
CAKE, AND THEN I'LL LEAVE.
>> Rigby: THAT'S DUMB, DUDE.
C.J. TOLD YOU TO HAVE FUN.
JUST COME OUT HERE, AND I'LL
STICK BY YOU SO NOTHING HAPPENS
WITH MARGARET.
THEN YOU CAN GRAB THE CAKE AND,
BETTER YET, YOUR DIGNITY.
>> Mordecai: YOU'LL STAY WITH ME
THE WHOLE TIME?
>> Rigby: OR UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>> Mordecai: THANKS, RIGBY.
UHH!
OW!
>> Rigby: THAT'S PAYBACK FOR
PUNCHING ME ON THE COUCH.
LET'S GO.
>> Mordecai: THAT WAS
A REALLY LONG TIME AGO.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS
BEFORE WE CUT THE CAKE.
>> Mordecai: CA-A-A-KE.
>> CHOPPER 6, CHOPPER 6,
CHOPPER 6.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID THOSE
WORDS?
WELL, AT LEAST 999, PLUS THE
THREE JUST NOW.
IT'S BEEN SUCH AN HONOR TO
PATROL THE SKIES SO THAT PEOPLE
KNOW WHICH HIGHWAYS HAVE LESS
TRAFFIC AND MORE CAR CHASES, BUT
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT ALONE.
I'D LIKE TO THANK MY BABY GIRL,
MARGARET, AND MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE,
DENISE, FOR EMOTIONALLY ALWAYS
BEING NEXT TO ME IN THE CHOPPER.
TODAY I'D LIKE FOR THEM TO
LITERALLY BE NEXT TO ME IN THE
CHOPPER.
EVERYONE ELSE, PLEASE GRAB A
SLICE OF CAKE AND JOIN US IN THE
FRONT YARD WHILE WE MAKE
HISTORY!
>> FRANK! FRANK!
AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
>> OH, RIGHT -- THE EXTRA SEAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HOW COULD I FORGET?
>> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> I RESERVED THIS SEAT FOR A
VERY SPECIAL PERSON.
>> Mordecai: HMM. OOH!
>> MORDECAI!
>> MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: I, UH...
>> [ SCOFFS ]
NEVER MIND THAT I WON AN AWARD,
AND I STILL DON'T GET RESPECT
AROUND HERE.
GUESS AWARDS DON'T COUNT FOR
A SINGLE THING.
>> SORRY I GOT HEATED BEFORE.
IT'S HARD FOR ME TO ACCEPT THAT
YOU AND MARGARET AREN'T
TOGETHER.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S OKAY.
>> NO, IT'S NOT OKAY.
YOU'RE FAMILY, MORDECAI.
AT LEAST, I CONSIDER YOU FAMILY.
AND I ALWAYS WILL, WHETHER OR
NOT YOU AND MARGARET ARE A
COUPLE.
>> Mordecai: UM...
WELL...THANK YOU...FOR THAT.
UGH!
>> NOW GO GRAB A PIECE OF CAKE
FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND J.C. BEFORE
IT DISAPPEARS, 'CAUSE THE FLIGHT
OF A LIFETIME'S ABOUT TO TAKE
OFF.
>> Mordecai: HEY, RIGBY.
CAN I TRUST YOU TO HOLD THIS
PIECE OF CAKE FOR ME WITHOUT
EATING IT?
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S CAKE.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
NEVER MIND.
WHOOA!
WH-O-O-O-OA!
UHH!
>> Margaret: SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
A NAPKIN TOO, HUH?
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Margaret: HOW ARE THINGS AT
THE PARK?
>> Mordecai: UHHH!
OH!
>> Margaret: DUDE!
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Margaret: WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO WEIRD?
I KNOW A LOT'S HAPPENED, BUT I
THOUGHT WE WERE COOL NOW.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
NO. IT'S STILL WEIRD.
>> Margaret: WELL, WHAT'S IT
GONNA TAKE?!
THIS IS A PARTY!
WE'RE ON CHOPPER 6's THOUSANDTH
RIDE!
CAN'T WE JUST TRY TO HAVE FUN,
LIKE WE USED TO?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT.
"CK, CK.
WE HAD A SIX-CAR PILEUP AROUND
CHRISTMAS, BUT NOW WE'RE NOT
SEEING ANY DELAYS, AS WE MAKE
OUR WAY NORTH THROUGH THE
CLOUDS."
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> THAT'S SOME SOLID TRAFFIC
REPORTING, SON.
WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT?
>> OH, FRANK!
HE THINKS IT TAKES SKILL TO DO
WHAT HE DOES.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Eileen: HOW LONG ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO WATCH IT?
>> C.J.: GUESS I MISSED THE
LAUNCH.
>> Rigby: C.J.!
>> Eileen: OH, COOL.
YOU MADE IT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RIVER
CLEANUP?
>> C.J.: THEY SENT US HOME AFTER
SOMEONE GOT CHEMICAL BURNS FROM
THE WATER.
WHERE'S MORDECAI?
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> C.J.: MORDECAI?
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Mordecai: HMM.
HUH?!
UH, I CAN'T BE HERE.
I-I GOT TO HANG WITH C.J.
C.J.! HI!
UHH!
>> C.J.: OH, COME ON!
DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T FIND
OUT?!
THAT YOU COULD JUST MAKE A FOOL
OF ME FOREVER?!
THIS IS THE LAST TIME!
>> ARE YOU GETTING THIS, GLEN?
>> C.J.: [ ROARING ]
>> Mordecai: C.J.!
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
THERE WAS AN EXTRA SEAT!
>> IS EVERYONE OKAY BACK THERE?
>> WE'RE FI--
UGH!
>> Margaret: MOM!
>> Mordecai: WHOA!
ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> WHAT'S WITH YOUR NEW
GIRLFRIEND, MORDECAI?!
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER
MISUNDERSTANDING.
>> NO SON OF MINE WOULD BRING
THIS TO MY 1,000th
CHOPPER-FLIGHT PARTY!
>> Mordecai: BUT I'M NOT YOUR
SON!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Margaret: MOM! DAD!
>> YOU'RE RIGHT TO BE CONCERNED,
MARGARET, BUT IT'S GONNA
BE OKAY.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
GRAB YOUR KNEES, HON.
>> Both: MANNON BALL!
>> IT REALLY DOES TAKE SKILL TO
DO WHAT YOU DO.
>> Margaret: [ SIGHS ]
>> Mordecai: IT'S OKAY.
THEY MADE IT.
>> Margaret: YEAH, BUT WHAT
ABOUT US?
>> C.J.: [ ROARS ]
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: C.J.! PLEASE!
>> Margaret: UHH!
>> C.J.: [ ROARS ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Margaret: [ GRUNTS ]
AAAAH!
>> Mordecai: MARGARET!
NO!
>> C.J.: [ ROARS ]
>> Mordecai: C.J., LISTEN TO ME!
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
REALLY!
>> Margaret: MORDECAI'S TELLING
YOU THE TRUTH!
HE'S TOLD YOU THE TRUTH, LIKE, A
HUNDRED TIMES!
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!
>> C.J.: WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU?
>> Margaret: BECAUSE...
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
>> Mordecai: YOU HAVE A
BOYFRIEND?
>> YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!
>> C.J.: YOU...HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
>> Margaret: LOOK!
HE JUST SHOWED UP!
[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
>> YOWZA!
SHOULD HAVE GRABBED MY
WINDBREAKER OFF THE SAILBOAT.
>> Rigby: WEEKEND SPORTS ANCHOR
DEL HANLON?
>> HEY, EILEEN.
>> Eileen: HEY.
>> HEY, MARGARET!
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Margaret: THERE'S NOTHING TO
BE UPSET ABOUT HERE!
>> C.J.: BUT YOU --
SO YOU DON'T --
OH, NO.
[ BEEP ]
>> Margaret: HEY, DEL!
>> MARGARET.
>> Margaret: MM.
ALL THE CAKE'S GONE, BUT WE
STILL HAVE SOME SNACKS.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
I DON'T POLLUTE MY BODY WITH
REFINED SUGAR ANYWAY.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
>> C.J.: [ SNIFFLING ]
>> Mordecai: C.J.?
>> C.J.: I'M NOT REALLY IN THE
MOOD FOR CAKE RIGHT NOW.
>> Mordecai: I'M SORRY.
I MEAN, I DID WHAT YOU ASKED ME
TO DO, SO -- BUT THEN --
>> C.J.: DON'T.
THIS TIME, IT WAS MY FAULT.
MARGARET'S PARENTS ALMOST DIED
BECAUSE I FREAKED OUT ABOUT
NOTHING.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THAT DID
HAPPEN.
>> C.J.: I HAVE TO GO.
[ SNIFFLES ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, IS IT COOL IF I
EAT THE REST OF THAT?