1 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:14,782 >> Mordecai: RIGBY. 2 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:15,816 >> Rigby: AAH! DON'T DO THAT! 3 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:16,817 >> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU GOT TO 4 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:17,785 STOP SLEEPING WITH YOUR EYES 5 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:18,152 OPEN. 6 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:18,852 IT'S CREEPY. 7 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:19,920 >> Rigby: WHATEVER. 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,021 IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL. 9 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:21,655 OH, WHAT?! 10 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,691 A TONARE 3500 CONSOLE! 11 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:24,825 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 12 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:26,194 >> Mordecai: I FOUND IT IN MY 13 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:26,994 PARENTS' HOUSE. 14 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:28,296 AND LOOK WHAT ELSE I FOUND. 15 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,697 >> Rigby: WHAT? 16 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,199 "TIM AND MARK'S GOLDEN BADGE 17 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,133 SECRET ADVENTURE"! 18 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,167 WE NEVER GOT PAST LEVEL 65 19 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,335 BECAUSE WE WERE DUMB KIDS WHO 20 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:35,503 DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY VIDEO 21 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:36,370 GAMES. 22 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,638 >> Mordecai: OH, I BET WE CAN 23 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:38,639 GET PAST LEVEL 65 NOW. 24 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:39,973 >> Rigby: OH, I BET WE CAN BEAT 25 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,109 THE WHOLE GAME RIGHT NOW. 26 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,009 >> Mordecai: PLUS, IT'S 27 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:43,144 SATURDAY, SO WE WON'T EVEN GET 28 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,078 INTO TROUBLE. 29 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,885 >> TONARE! 30 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,122 >> Both: SO MANY MEMORIES. 31 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:56,390 >> Rigby: HM-HM. 32 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,358 THIS IS ONLY GONNA TAKE 33 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:58,592 20 MINUTES TOPS. 34 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,728 >> Rigby: WHAT'S THAT? 35 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,962 >> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S THE 36 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:02,530 FINAL BOSS. 37 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,498 WE'RE GONNA BEAT IT. 38 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,167 ONE... 39 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,835 TWO... 40 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:11,004 THREE! 41 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,141 >> Both: WHOA! 42 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:14,742 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 43 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,543 YEAH, YEAH! 44 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:16,744 >> Mordecai: HUH? 45 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:18,846 IT'S LEGENDARY GAME DESIGNER 46 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,814 MAURY MOTO. 47 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,015 >> CONGRATULATIONS. 48 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,651 YOU ARE A SUPER PLAYER. 49 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,553 CLAIM YOUR GOLDEN GAME BADGE 50 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:26,387 HERE. 51 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,255 >> Rigby: WHOA, WAIT! 52 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:27,855 THEY'RE REAL? 53 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:28,922 GOLDEN GAME BADGES ARE REAL? 54 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:29,923 >> Mordecai: DUDE, TAKE A 55 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:30,391 PICTURE. 56 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:31,325 WE GOT TO SAVE THE MAP. 57 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:33,994 >> Rigby: OH, MAN! 58 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,163 THE PIXELS MAKE IT LOOK ALL 59 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:35,563 WEIRD. 60 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:36,564 >> Mordecai: WHAT ARE WE GONNA 61 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:37,030 DO? 62 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:37,765 >> Rigby: SKIPS! 63 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:38,499 >> Skips: YEAH? 64 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,933 >> Rigby: DO YOU KNOW SOME KIND 65 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,335 OF MAGICAL RITUAL THING WE CAN 66 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:42,770 USE TO BRING THE TV WITH US AND 67 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:43,404 KEEP IT ON? 68 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,005 >> Skips: YOU GOT A CAR BATTERY? 69 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,011 >> Both: WHOA. 70 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,346 >> Rigby: SKIPS, DO YOU HAVE ANY 71 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,681 OTHER MAGIC TRICKS THAT CAN TAKE 72 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:54,548 US TO THIS ADDRESS? 73 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:55,983 >> Skips: YOU GOT ANY GAS MONEY? 74 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,557 >> Mordecai: GOOD TO GO. 75 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,258 THANKS, SKIPS. 76 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,593 >> Skips: HEY, I HAD SOME FREE 77 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:05,959 TIME. 78 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:06,794 IT'S A SATURDAY. 79 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,029 >> Both: HM-HM. 80 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:09,730 >> Mordecai: OKAY. 81 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,631 SO, THE MAP STARTS HERE. 82 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,699 IT SAYS WE NEED TO LOOK FOR A 83 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:14,935 LIGHTHOUSE. 84 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:15,969 >> Rigby: I DON'T SEE A 85 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:16,570 LIGHTHOUSE. 86 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:17,405 >> Mordecai: WAIT. 87 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:20,874 WHAT ABOUT THAT HOT-DOG STAND? 88 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:21,709 >> Rigby: 89 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:22,576 IT TOTALLY MATCHES. 90 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,477 >> Mordecai: AWESOME. 91 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,645 >> Rigby: THEN THAT MEANS WE 92 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,046 HAVE TO GO TO... 93 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,281 THIS BLOB HERE. 94 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,383 BLOB, BLOB, BLOB, BLOB, BLOB, 95 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,718 BLOB, BLOB, BLOB. 96 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:31,485 BLOB! 97 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,353 >> Both: THE MALL! 98 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:34,888 >> Mordecai: HM. 99 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,924 IT'S TIME TO GO SHOPPING. 100 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:43,831 >> Benson: TWO CENTIMETERS 101 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:44,398 SHORT. 102 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,733 LOOKS LIKE I JUST BOOKED A 103 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,802 TICKET TO THE HARDWARE STORE. 104 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,675 LET'S JUST SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM 105 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:58,512 IS AND GO FROM THERE. 106 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,649 MORDECAI AND RIGBY! 107 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:06,487 RIGBY! 108 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,821 >> Mordecai: ACTUALLY, THIS IS 109 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:08,489 KIND OF DARK. 110 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,857 >> HEY, DO YOU WANT TO SIGN THIS 111 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:10,858 PETITION TO HELP FUND 112 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:11,459 STRONGER -- 113 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,192 >> Rigby: UH, NO! 114 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,461 WELL, NOW WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED 115 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:13,827 TO GO? 116 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:14,595 THIS MALL'S HUGE. 117 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:15,829 >> Mordecai: YEAH, I'M SURPRISED 118 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,030 THERE'S ENOUGH FOOT TRAFFIC TO 119 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,098 SUSTAIN IT OUT HERE IN THE 120 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:18,866 BOONIES LIKE THIS. 121 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:22,202 LET ME ASK THE GAME. 122 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,437 >> IF YOU FOUND THE VILLAGE 123 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,273 STORE, FOLLOW YOUR HEART FOR 124 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,107 100 PACES TO REVEAL THE NEXT 125 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,542 STEP IN YOUR JOURNEY. 126 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,577 >> Both: HMM... 127 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:34,648 >> Rigby: 128 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,949 >> Mordecai: FOLLOW YOUR HEART 129 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:36,650 FOR 100 PACES! 130 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,118 BUT THAT'S THROUGH THE FOOD 131 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:38,619 COURT. 132 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:39,820 >> Rigby: I HAVE AN OLD TRICK 133 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:40,854 FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS. 134 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:41,622 'SCUSE ME! SORRY! 135 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:42,790 >> Mordecai: NEED TO GO IN A 136 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:43,391 STRAIGHT LINE. 137 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:43,824 SORRY. 138 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:44,892 >> Rigby: WHOOPS! LOOK OUT! 139 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:45,726 >> Mordecai: SORRY. 140 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,660 >> Both: WHAT? 141 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,962 >> Mordecai: DEAD END? 142 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,464 THIS MACHINE DOESN'T EVEN WORK. 143 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,665 HOW MANY PACES HAVE YOU GONE? 144 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:52,733 >> Rigby: HOW MANY WHATS? 145 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,201 >> Mordecai: 146 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,469 >> Benson: EXCUSE ME. 147 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,870 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 148 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:57,405 HELLO! 149 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,006 I'M LOOKING FOR TWO GUYS WHO 150 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,741 CAME THROUGH HERE -- A TALL ONE 151 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:01,809 AND A SHORT ONE. 152 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:02,676 >> SURE. 153 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,412 THOSE GUYS COME HERE EVERY DAY. 154 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,546 >> OH, 155 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:06,980 NO, I BET HE MEANS THOSE GUYS 156 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:07,681 WITH THE TV. 157 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,049 >> WE SAW THEM 158 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,183 HEADED TOWARD THE MALL. 159 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,919 >> Skips: YOU KNOW, I HAVE EXTRA 160 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:12,820 CAR BATTERIES. 161 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,355 I COULD JUST GIVE YOU ONE. 162 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,656 >> Benson: NO, SKIPS. 163 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:19,192 THIS IS BETWEEN THEM AND I. 164 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,193 ME AND THEM? 165 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,161 WHICH ONE IS IT? 166 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,396 >> Skips: THEM AND ME. 167 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,365 I'M GOING TO A MOVIE. 168 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,667 HAVE FUN DOING YOUR THING. 169 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,568 >> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DUDE. 170 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,603 THREE, TWO, ONE. 171 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,104 >> Both: HOLOGRAM WALL! 172 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,406 WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH! 173 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,511 >> Rigby: WELL, THAT WAS MY LAST 174 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:37,878 IDEA. 175 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:38,746 THIS IS HOPELESS. 176 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:39,747 >> Mordecai: WAIT. SHH. 177 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:40,180 LISTEN. 178 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:45,018 DO YOU HEAR THAT? 179 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,119 >> Rigby: DO YOU THINK? 180 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,521 >> Mordecai: IT'S MAURY MOTO'S 181 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,023 SECRET PASSAGE! 182 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,425 >> Benson: HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN 183 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,460 TWO GUYS WITH A TV? 184 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,026 >> SURE. 185 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,362 THEY WERE HEADED TOWARD THE FOOD 186 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:54,762 COURT. 187 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,096 YOU WANT TO SIGN THIS PETITION 188 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,064 TO HELP FUND STRONGER 189 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:57,698 CLIPBOARDS? 190 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,733 >> Benson: OF COURSE. 191 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:00,434 >> Rigby: 192 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,335 GO, GO, GO, GO! 193 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:10,578 >> Mordecai: DUDE, WARN ME IF 194 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:11,278 YOU'RE GONNA RIP ONE. 195 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:12,446 >> Rigby: I ALWAYS WARN YOU. 196 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:13,313 THOSE ARE THE RULES. 197 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,989 >> Both: HUH? 198 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,558 WHOA! 199 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:34,902 >> Mordecai: THIS MALL MUST BE 200 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:38,506 LIKE 15 YEARS OLD. 201 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,973 >> Rigby: MAN, SMELLS LIKE A 202 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:40,974 NEWT CAGE IN HERE. 203 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:41,842 >> Mordecai: YOU'VE BEEN 204 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,976 SMELLING A LOT OF STUFF LATELY. 205 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,177 >> Rigby: YEAH, I JUST GOT OVER 206 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,345 A COLD, SO EVERYTHING'S REALLY 207 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,113 JUMPING OUT AT ME. 208 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:48,649 >> Mordecai: RUN! 209 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:53,020 UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP! 210 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:02,362 AAH! 211 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,964 DUDE, STOP STEPPING ON BOOBY 212 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:04,498 TRAPS. 213 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,238 OH, WHOA. 214 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:15,976 IT'S A GAME STORE. 215 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,678 >> Rigby: YEAH, EXCEPT THEY ONLY 216 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,880 HAVE LOUSY GAMES LEFT. 217 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,948 BLECH. 218 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,015 >> WEARY TRAVELERS. 219 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,619 THOU SEEKETH THE GOLDEN 220 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:26,954 RICHES OF ONDOR? 221 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,522 >> Mordecai: UH, NO. 222 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,490 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 223 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,624 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING AT 224 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:31,892 THAT OTHER PLACE. 225 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,894 >> THE EGGSCELENT DINER IS NO 226 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:34,562 MORE. 227 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,830 THERE IS MUCH TURNOVER IN THE 228 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,699 RELIC-GUARDING BUSINESS. 229 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:41,134 SO WHAT IS IT YOU SEEK, MORDECAI 230 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:41,802 OF THE OMELET? 231 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,070 >> Mordecai: MAURY MOTO'S GOLDEN 232 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:43,671 GAME BADGE. 233 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,573 >> AH, OF COURSE. 234 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,708 IF THOU SEEKETH THE GOLDEN GAME 235 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,343 BADGE, YOU MUST TRAVEL THE HIGH 236 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,079 ROAD. 237 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,313 >> Rigby: OKAY, COOL. 238 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,082 >> BUT HEED OUR POLICY! 239 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,850 ONE MUST NOT BE GREEDY. 240 00:06:56,850 --> 00:07:00,588 ONLY ONE RELIC PER CUSTOMER. 241 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,089 >> Mordecai: OKAY, GOT IT. 242 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,423 >> Rigby: THANKS, MAN. 243 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,825 UH, SO WHO IS THAT GUY? 244 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,727 >> THE FALLEN HEROES OF OLD 245 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:10,531 AWAIT YOU, DOOMED ADVENTURERS. 246 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,580 >> Benson: STILL COLD. 247 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,582 JUST LIKE MY ONLINE-DATING 248 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:32,452 PROFILE. 249 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,925 >> Both: THEY WERE REAL. 250 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,192 >> Benson: 251 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:40,628 OH, DARN IT! 252 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:41,629 >> Mordecai: DUDE, HURRY! 253 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:42,596 BENSON'S GONNA CATCH US! 254 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,564 >> Rigby: BUT I DON'T SEE 255 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:44,064 ANYTHING! 256 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,132 THIS DOOR DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A 257 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:45,566 HANDLE. 258 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,534 THIS DOOR BLOWS. 259 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,035 >> Mordecai: MAYBE IT'S SOME 260 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,202 KIND OF LIGHT THING. 261 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:49,970 AAH! 262 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,573 OKAY, MAYBE NOT. 263 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,641 >> Rigby: MORDECAI, LOOK! 264 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,875 >> Mordecai: IT'S A CARTRIDGE 265 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:55,242 SLOT. 266 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,443 >> Rigby: BUT THAT MEANS WE'D 267 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,646 HAVE TO SHUT OFF THE GAME! 268 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,982 >> MY GUIDANCE ENDS HERE. 269 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,617 YOUR INSTINCTS HAVE SERVED YOU 270 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,251 THUS FAR. 271 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,153 TRUST IN THEM AND YOUR DESTINY 272 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,420 AWAITS. 273 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,491 >> Mordecai: HMM. 274 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:21,134 OKAY, WAIT. 275 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,402 >> Rigby: 276 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,689 >> Rigby: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A 277 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,356 PLACE AS COOL AS THIS. 278 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,125 >> Mordecai: DUDE, LOOK. 279 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,661 IT'S HIM. 280 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:51,498 MAURY MOTO. 281 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,866 >> Rigby: DUDE, I THINK WE 282 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,001 SHOULD SAY SOMETHING. 283 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,168 >> Mordecai: UH... 284 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,971 MAURY MOTO, YOUR GAMES... 285 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,841 THEN THAT PART WHERE YOU JUMP 286 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:01,174 UP. 287 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,542 >> Rigby: INVISIBLE BLOCK, 288 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,644 POWER-UP COMES OUT. 289 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,212 >> Mordecai: LIKE, MY WORLD WAS 290 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:05,879 CHANGED. 291 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:06,814 THANKS, MAN. 292 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:11,284 >> Rigby: THANKS. 293 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,620 OH. HUH. 294 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,361 >> Mordecai: NICE. 295 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,296 WHAT? NO! 296 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,698 >> Rigby: BUT WE ONLY TOOK ONE 297 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,967 PER CUSTOMER. 298 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:27,835 >> Benson: HA! 299 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,737 REALLY OUGHT TO RE-INSULATE 300 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,337 THAT. 301 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,138 YOU TWO! 302 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,073 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY CAR 303 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,808 BATTERY FOR A COUPLE STUPID 304 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:35,709 FABRIC PATCHES! 305 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,210 >> Mordecai: UH, FIRST OFF, 306 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,245 THESE ARE BADGES. 307 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,813 >> Rigby: YEAH, RARE GOLDEN 308 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:40,413 GAME BADGES. 309 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,514 THEY'RE LIKE PRICELESS. 310 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,850 >> Benson: OH, WELL, IF THEY'RE 311 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,084 SO VALUABLE, I GUESS I COULD 312 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,418 JUST BUY A NEW BATTERY WITH -- 313 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,320 >> Mordecai and Rigby: NO! 314 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,923 >> Mordecai: WHAT DO WE DO? 315 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,826 >> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW! 316 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:57,665 >> Mordecai: INTO THE LIGHT! 317 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,913 >> Benson: THIS HAS BEEN THE 318 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,081 LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 319 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,415 FIRST THE SPRINKLERS WERE TOO 320 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:15,883 SHORT. 321 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,084 THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M 322 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,418 CLIMBING INTO SOME ABANDONED 323 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:18,786 MALL. 324 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:19,687 AND THEN THERE WERE THOSE 325 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:20,520 GIBBONS. 326 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,290 I HAD TO TALK TO SOME CRAZY OLD 327 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,092 KNIGHT AND PUNCH THROUGH A WALL, 328 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,126 AND -- MAN, THAT WAS REALLY 329 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:26,626 SOMETHING. 330 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,895 >> Mordecai: DUDE, IF YOU WANTED 331 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,062 TO HANG OUT WITH US SO BAD, YOU 332 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,530 COULD HAVE JUST ASKED. 333 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,632 >> Benson: GIVE ME THOSE STUPID 334 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,400 PATCHES. 335 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,068 >> Mordecai: AW, COME ON. 336 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,838 >> Skips: HOLY -- HEY, LOOK! 337 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,745 >> THANK YOU, MORDECAI AND 338 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,413 RIGBY, FOR SETTING ME FREE WITH 339 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,414 YOUR KINDS WORDS. 340 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,950 >> Both: AWESOME. 341 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,484 >> NOW YOU'VE UNLOCKED THE MAP 342 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,153 TO FIND THE CRYSTAL TRACKBALL OF 343 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:53,954 INFINITY. 344 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,990 >> Both: WHAT? 345 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,591 >> Benson: SKIPS, DRIVE AWAY 346 00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,292 RIGHT NOW! 347 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,561 >> Mordecai: AW, MAN. 348 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,280 >> MM. 349 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:24,584 AAAAAH! 350 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,200 UHH! 351 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,503 HUA! 352 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,841 >> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA! 353 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,943 >> Benson: BILL...BILL... 354 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,880 OOH! BED-TOPIA COUPON. 355 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,714 PAPA NEEDS A NEW COMFORTER. 356 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,483 YOU GUYS GOT A COUPLE 357 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,150 THINGS, TOO. 358 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,218 >> Rigby: MAN, BENSON. 359 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,686 DO THAT WITH A LITTLE LESS DRAMA 360 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:00,387 NEXT TIME. 361 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,221 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 362 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,455 WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE 363 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:03,190 MAIL GUYS ON TV? 364 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,624 >> Benson: BECAUSE -- 365 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,226 I DON'T KNOW. 366 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,828 >> Mordecai: WHOA, DUDE, CHECK 367 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,330 IT OUT -- A SQUARE ENVELOPE. 368 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,899 >> Eileen: HAND-CALLIGRAPHED 369 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:12,665 ADDRESSES? 370 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,166 HOO! 371 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,168 THINGS JUST GOT FANCY IN HERE! 372 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,336 >> Mordecai: "TRAFFIC'S AT A 373 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,504 STANDSTILL DUE TO A MASSIVE 374 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,806 BACKUP AT THE SMITH RESIDENCE." 375 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,140 >> Rigby: "SOME MINOR CONGESTION 376 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,408 IS EXPECTED AT THE INTERSECTION 377 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,376 OF CAKE, FANCY SODAS, AND A GOOD 378 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,878 TIME AS WE CELEBRATE THE 379 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,847 THOUSANDTH FLIGHT OF CHOPPER 6." 380 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,148 >> Mordecai: "WE'RE NOT SEEING 381 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,382 ANY DELAYS IN AN RSVP FOR YOU 382 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,417 AND ONE GUEST." 383 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,084 >> Rigby: OH! 384 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,352 IT'S A PARTY FOR MARGARET'S 385 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,420 DAD'S THOUSANDTH RIDE ON 386 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,021 CHOPPER 6! 387 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,322 >> Eileen: AND C.J. AND I CAN 388 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,356 GO, TOO, RIGHT, GUYS? 389 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,157 >> Mordecai: UHH... 390 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:37,724 >> C.J.: OH. 391 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,592 I PROMISED SOME FRIENDS I'D 392 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,828 VOLUNTEER AT THIS RIVER CLEANUP 393 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:41,561 THING THAT DAY. 394 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,197 >> Mordecai: OH...WELL... 395 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,565 >> C.J.: JUST GO WITHOUT ME. 396 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,900 IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'LL BE REALLY 397 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,267 FUN. 398 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,201 >> Rigby: OH, PHEW! 399 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,402 'CAUSE IF YOU WERE THERE AND 400 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,337 MARGARET WAS THERE -- 401 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,272 PROBABLY A LOT LESS AWKWARD THIS 402 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:52,605 WA-- 403 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:52,940 OW! 404 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:53,340 DUDE! 405 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,674 I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING WE DON'T 406 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:55,175 ALL KNOW! 407 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,076 >> C.J.: RIGBY'S RIGHT. 408 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,344 GO. HAVE FUN. 409 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,111 >> Mordecai: REALLY? 410 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:58,946 >> C.J.: I TRUST YOU. 411 00:12:58,946 --> 00:12:59,913 >> Mordecai: OHH! 412 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:00,914 I'LL BRING YOU A PIECE OF CAKE 413 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:01,849 FROM THE PARTY FOR BEING THE 414 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,817 COOLEST GIRLFRIEND EVER. 415 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,386 >> PSH, PSH. 416 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,420 >> NEEEOWWW! 417 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,455 >> CHOPPER 6 DOWN! 418 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,356 CHOPPER 6 DOWN! 419 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,558 >> THAT'S NOT FUNNY, KIDS. 420 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:12,392 >> Mordecai: HI! 421 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,260 >> OH, HEY, GUYS. 422 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,394 GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 423 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,562 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 424 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,130 MARGARET'S STILL AT WORK. 425 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,265 SHE MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE 426 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:18,866 IT AT ALL! 427 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,100 >> Mordecai: OH! BUMMER! 428 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,201 >> YOU'RE SMILING. 429 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,236 >> Mordecai: SORRY. CHEEK CRAMP. 430 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:23,971 WHOA! 431 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,372 >> DARRELL, COME ON! 432 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,539 YOU ALMOST RUINED OUR 433 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,774 SPECIAL-ORDER CAKE HERE! 434 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,776 >> Rigby: THAT'S A CAKE? 435 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,111 >> Mordecai: C.J.'s GOT TO SEE 436 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:31,644 THIS. 437 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,612 >> MORDECAI! 438 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:33,881 >> Mordecai: HUH? 439 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,082 MR. SMITH! 440 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:35,883 >> MMMM! 441 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:36,950 >> Mordecai: 442 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,786 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY LONGTIME 443 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,288 PARTNER IN THE SKIES -- 444 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,555 JACKIE CARMICHAEL. 445 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,456 >> WHAT A DAY, HUH? 446 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,757 I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHO'S 447 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,926 GONNA GET THAT COVETED EXTRA 448 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,227 SEAT IN THE THOUSANDTH CHOPPER 449 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:47,627 FLIGHT. 450 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,561 >> Eileen: EXTRA SEAT? 451 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,063 >> THERE'S ONE FOR MY WIFE, 452 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,399 ONE FOR MY DAUGHTER, AND ONE 453 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,733 WILD CARD. 454 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,268 >> SURE WOULD MEAN A LOT. 455 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,636 EVEN MORE THAN THE AWARD I WON 456 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,837 FOR BEING THE TOP TRAFFIC 457 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,906 REPORTER IN THE CITY. 458 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,173 >> FRANK HAS A LOT OF IMPORTANT 459 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,674 PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE, JACKIE. 460 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,742 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FRANK? 461 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:03,977 >> THAT'S TRUE, HON. 462 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,645 HAVEN'T MADE UP MY MIND YET 463 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,080 ABOUT THAT EXTRA SEAT. 464 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,148 >> Rigby: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED 465 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,316 YOUR DAUGHTER'S EX-BOYFRIEND'S 466 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:09,849 BEST FRIEND? 467 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,151 >> Mordecai: HE'S NOT GONNA TAKE 468 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:11,684 YOU, RIGBY. 469 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,352 SORRY. 470 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,154 HEY, DO YOU MIND IF I GET A 471 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,255 PIECE OF CAKE FOR C.J.? 472 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,123 >> C.J.? 473 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,290 >> Rigby: SHE'S MORDECAI'S NEW 474 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,025 GIRLFRIEND. 475 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,260 NOT TOTALLY NEW, BUT NEWER THAN 476 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:20,760 MARGARET. 477 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,328 >> HUH. 478 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,629 >> Margaret: HERE WE ARE NOW AT 479 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,464 THE CELEBRATION OF FRANK SMITH'S 480 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,633 1,000th CHOPPER RIDE. 481 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,168 LOOKS LIKE QUITE A TURNOUT. 482 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,802 >> HUG BUG! YOU CAME! 483 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,138 >> Margaret: OF COURSE I DID! 484 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:31,771 >> MMM! 485 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,772 >> Mordecai: HI, MARGARET. 486 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,440 >> Margaret: HI. 487 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,175 >> YOUR FRIEND MORDECAI HERE 488 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,676 WAS JUST SAYING HE HAS A NEW 489 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,445 GIRLFRIEND NAMED C.J. 490 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,047 >> Margaret: DAD! 491 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,148 >> Mordecai: I, UH, HAVE TO GO 492 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:41,814 TO THE BATHROOM. 493 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,515 >> Rigby: OH, NO. 494 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,017 DUDE! WAIT UP! 495 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,352 >> GOT ANY NEW HOBBIES, EILEEN? 496 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,786 >> Eileen: YEAH, I DO. 497 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,295 >> Mordecai: 498 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,196 GROSS. 499 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,131 >> Rigby: YOU'RE BEING WEIRD, 500 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:58,565 MORDECAI! 501 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,632 >> Mordecai: THAT'S FINE. 502 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,367 >> Rigby: COME ON! 503 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,234 YOU HAVE TO COME OUT OF THE 504 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:01,969 BATHROOM. 505 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:02,902 >> Mordecai: NO, I DON'T. 506 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,004 MARGARET'S OUT THERE, SO IF I 507 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,172 STAY IN HERE, THEN I WON'T MESS 508 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:05,638 THINGS UP. 509 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,806 THIS IS THE CHOICE OF MATURITY. 510 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,075 >> Rigby: WHAT ABOUT THE CAKE? 511 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,242 >> Mordecai: AHH! THE CAKE. 512 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,877 I'LL COME OUT WHEN THEY CUT THE 513 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:11,844 CAKE, AND THEN I'LL LEAVE. 514 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:12,879 >> Rigby: THAT'S DUMB, DUDE. 515 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,181 C.J. TOLD YOU TO HAVE FUN. 516 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,548 JUST COME OUT HERE, AND I'LL 517 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,050 STICK BY YOU SO NOTHING HAPPENS 518 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:17,850 WITH MARGARET. 519 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,519 THEN YOU CAN GRAB THE CAKE AND, 520 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,488 BETTER YET, YOUR DIGNITY. 521 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,922 >> Mordecai: YOU'LL STAY WITH ME 522 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:23,756 THE WHOLE TIME? 523 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,824 >> Rigby: OR UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY 524 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:25,725 HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 525 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,659 >> Mordecai: THANKS, RIGBY. 526 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,360 UHH! 527 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,028 OW! 528 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,229 >> Rigby: THAT'S PAYBACK FOR 529 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,363 PUNCHING ME ON THE COUCH. 530 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:30,863 LET'S GO. 531 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:31,831 >> Mordecai: THAT WAS 532 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:32,865 A REALLY LONG TIME AGO. 533 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,609 I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS 534 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,977 BEFORE WE CUT THE CAKE. 535 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,379 >> Mordecai: CA-A-A-KE. 536 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,281 >> CHOPPER 6, CHOPPER 6, 537 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,415 CHOPPER 6. 538 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,384 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID THOSE 539 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:24,917 WORDS? 540 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,653 WELL, AT LEAST 999, PLUS THE 541 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,055 THREE JUST NOW. 542 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,422 IT'S BEEN SUCH AN HONOR TO 543 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,058 PATROL THE SKIES SO THAT PEOPLE 544 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,592 KNOW WHICH HIGHWAYS HAVE LESS 545 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,894 TRAFFIC AND MORE CAR CHASES, BUT 546 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,064 I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT ALONE. 547 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,232 I'D LIKE TO THANK MY BABY GIRL, 548 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,101 MARGARET, AND MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, 549 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,902 DENISE, FOR EMOTIONALLY ALWAYS 550 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,837 BEING NEXT TO ME IN THE CHOPPER. 551 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,506 TODAY I'D LIKE FOR THEM TO 552 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,341 LITERALLY BE NEXT TO ME IN THE 553 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,076 CHOPPER. 554 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,610 EVERYONE ELSE, PLEASE GRAB A 555 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,345 SLICE OF CAKE AND JOIN US IN THE 556 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,746 FRONT YARD WHILE WE MAKE 557 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:57,016 HISTORY! 558 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,485 >> FRANK! FRANK! 559 00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,952 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 560 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,488 >> OH, RIGHT -- THE EXTRA SEAT. 561 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,356 HOW COULD I FORGET? 562 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,691 >> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 563 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,759 >> I RESERVED THIS SEAT FOR A 564 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,428 VERY SPECIAL PERSON. 565 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,596 >> Mordecai: HMM. OOH! 566 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,963 >> MORDECAI! 567 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,332 >> MORDECAI? 568 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,800 >> Mordecai: I, UH... 569 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,035 NEVER MIND THAT I WON AN AWARD, 570 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,337 AND I STILL DON'T GET RESPECT 571 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,004 AROUND HERE. 572 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,038 GUESS AWARDS DON'T COUNT FOR 573 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,340 A SINGLE THING. 574 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,175 >> SORRY I GOT HEATED BEFORE. 575 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,376 IT'S HARD FOR ME TO ACCEPT THAT 576 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,677 YOU AND MARGARET AREN'T 577 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,612 TOGETHER. 578 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,713 >> Mordecai: THAT'S OKAY. 579 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,014 >> NO, IT'S NOT OKAY. 580 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,649 YOU'RE FAMILY, MORDECAI. 581 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,718 AT LEAST, I CONSIDER YOU FAMILY. 582 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,486 AND I ALWAYS WILL, WHETHER OR 583 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,954 NOT YOU AND MARGARET ARE A 584 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:35,522 COUPLE. 585 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,623 >> Mordecai: UM... 586 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,192 WELL...THANK YOU...FOR THAT. 587 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:39,692 UGH! 588 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,394 >> NOW GO GRAB A PIECE OF CAKE 589 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,696 FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND J.C. BEFORE 590 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,665 IT DISAPPEARS, 'CAUSE THE FLIGHT 591 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,467 OF A LIFETIME'S ABOUT TO TAKE 592 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,701 OFF. 593 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:49,902 >> Mordecai: HEY, RIGBY. 594 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,970 CAN I TRUST YOU TO HOLD THIS 595 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,038 PIECE OF CAKE FOR ME WITHOUT 596 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:52,505 EATING IT? 597 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,573 >> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S CAKE. 598 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,541 >> Mordecai: 599 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,775 NEVER MIND. 600 00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,412 WHOOA! 601 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,913 WH-O-O-O-OA! 602 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,581 UHH! 603 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,749 >> Margaret: SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT 604 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,483 A NAPKIN TOO, HUH? 605 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,017 >> Mordecai: 606 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,186 >> Margaret: HOW ARE THINGS AT 607 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:06,653 THE PARK? 608 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,354 >> Mordecai: UHHH! 609 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,755 OH! 610 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,157 >> Margaret: DUDE! 611 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,424 >> Mordecai: 612 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,759 >> Margaret: WHY ARE YOU BEING 613 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,326 SO WEIRD? 614 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,661 I KNOW A LOT'S HAPPENED, BUT I 615 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,762 THOUGHT WE WERE COOL NOW. 616 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,029 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 617 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,398 NO. IT'S STILL WEIRD. 618 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,766 >> Margaret: WELL, WHAT'S IT 619 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,400 GONNA TAKE?! 620 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,268 THIS IS A PARTY! 621 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,170 WE'RE ON CHOPPER 6's THOUSANDTH 622 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:23,703 RIDE! 623 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,505 CAN'T WE JUST TRY TO HAVE FUN, 624 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,573 LIKE WE USED TO? 625 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,574 >> Mordecai: YEAH, I GUESS 626 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,175 YOU'RE RIGHT. 627 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,041 "CK, CK. 628 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,510 WE HAD A SIX-CAR PILEUP AROUND 629 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,544 CHRISTMAS, BUT NOW WE'RE NOT 630 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,612 SEEING ANY DELAYS, AS WE MAKE 631 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,846 OUR WAY NORTH THROUGH THE 632 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,347 CLOUDS." 633 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,016 >> THAT'S SOME SOLID TRAFFIC 634 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:37,950 REPORTING, SON. 635 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,419 WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT? 636 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,553 >> OH, FRANK! 637 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,222 HE THINKS IT TAKES SKILL TO DO 638 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,022 WHAT HE DOES. 639 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,427 >> Eileen: HOW LONG ARE WE 640 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,461 SUPPOSED TO WATCH IT? 641 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,796 >> C.J.: GUESS I MISSED THE 642 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,297 LAUNCH. 643 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:50,930 >> Rigby: C.J.! 644 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:51,764 >> Eileen: OH, COOL. 645 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,299 YOU MADE IT. 646 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,300 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RIVER 647 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:53,733 CLEANUP? 648 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,134 >> C.J.: THEY SENT US HOME AFTER 649 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,536 SOMEONE GOT CHEMICAL BURNS FROM 650 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,103 THE WATER. 651 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,871 WHERE'S MORDECAI? 652 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,376 >> C.J.: MORDECAI? 653 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,446 >> Mordecai: HMM. 654 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,415 HUH?! 655 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,049 UH, I CAN'T BE HERE. 656 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,551 I-I GOT TO HANG WITH C.J. 657 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,486 C.J.! HI! 658 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,053 UHH! 659 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,588 >> C.J.: OH, COME ON! 660 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,390 DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T FIND 661 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:17,890 OUT?! 662 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,626 THAT YOU COULD JUST MAKE A FOOL 663 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,993 OF ME FOREVER?! 664 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,563 THIS IS THE LAST TIME! 665 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,065 >> ARE YOU GETTING THIS, GLEN? 666 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:29,035 >> C.J.: 667 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,739 >> Mordecai: C.J.! 668 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:33,940 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! 669 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:34,941 THERE WAS AN EXTRA SEAT! 670 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,476 >> IS EVERYONE OKAY BACK THERE? 671 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,077 >> WE'RE FI-- 672 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:38,578 UGH! 673 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,178 >> Margaret: MOM! 674 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,146 >> Mordecai: WHOA! 675 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,181 ARE YOU OKAY?! 676 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,483 >> WHAT'S WITH YOUR NEW 677 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,751 GIRLFRIEND, MORDECAI?! 678 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,652 >> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW. 679 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,753 I GUESS WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER 680 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,687 MISUNDERSTANDING. 681 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,188 >> NO SON OF MINE WOULD BRING 682 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,257 THIS TO MY 1,000th 683 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,358 CHOPPER-FLIGHT PARTY! 684 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,525 >> Mordecai: BUT I'M NOT YOUR 685 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,192 SON! 686 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,029 >> Margaret: MOM! DAD! 687 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,765 >> YOU'RE RIGHT TO BE CONCERNED, 688 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,099 MARGARET, BUT IT'S GONNA 689 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:00,667 BE OKAY. 690 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,134 I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 691 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,370 GRAB YOUR KNEES, HON. 692 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:07,340 >> Both: MANNON BALL! 693 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,141 >> IT REALLY DOES TAKE SKILL TO 694 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,377 DO WHAT YOU DO. 695 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,278 >> Margaret: 696 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,178 >> Mordecai: IT'S OKAY. 697 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:12,779 THEY MADE IT. 698 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,381 >> Margaret: YEAH, BUT WHAT 699 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,181 ABOUT US? 700 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,016 >> C.J.: 701 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,320 >> Mordecai: C.J.! PLEASE! 702 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,153 >> Margaret: UHH! 703 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,989 >> C.J.: 704 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,159 >> Margaret: 705 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,495 AAAAH! 706 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:29,228 >> Mordecai: MARGARET! 707 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,698 NO! 708 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,800 >> C.J.: 709 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,134 >> Mordecai: C.J., LISTEN TO ME! 710 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,369 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! 711 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,404 REALLY! 712 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,638 >> Margaret: MORDECAI'S TELLING 713 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,706 YOU THE TRUTH! 714 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,641 HE'S TOLD YOU THE TRUTH, LIKE, A 715 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,310 HUNDRED TIMES! 716 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,378 WE'RE JUST FRIENDS! 717 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,680 >> C.J.: WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU? 718 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,815 >> Margaret: BECAUSE... 719 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,417 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! 720 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,351 >> Mordecai: YOU HAVE A 721 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:51,851 BOYFRIEND? 722 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,753 >> YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?! 723 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,922 >> C.J.: YOU...HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 724 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:56,656 >> Margaret: LOOK! 725 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,491 HE JUST SHOWED UP! 726 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,026 >> YOWZA! 727 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,093 SHOULD HAVE GRABBED MY 728 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,495 WINDBREAKER OFF THE SAILBOAT. 729 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,530 >> Rigby: WEEKEND SPORTS ANCHOR 730 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,597 DEL HANLON? 731 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,698 >> HEY, EILEEN. 732 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,399 >> Eileen: HEY. 733 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,701 >> HEY, MARGARET! 734 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,069 >> Mordecai: 735 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,270 >> Margaret: THERE'S NOTHING TO 736 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,939 BE UPSET ABOUT HERE! 737 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,341 >> C.J.: BUT YOU -- 738 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,142 SO YOU DON'T -- 739 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,313 OH, NO. 740 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:26,753 >> Margaret: HEY, DEL! 741 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,587 >> MARGARET. 742 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:28,521 >> Margaret: MM. 743 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,222 ALL THE CAKE'S GONE, BUT WE 744 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,223 STILL HAVE SOME SNACKS. 745 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:31,858 >> THAT'S OKAY. 746 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:32,925 I DON'T POLLUTE MY BODY WITH 747 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,561 REFINED SUGAR ANYWAY. 748 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,765 >> Mordecai: 749 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,768 >> C.J.: 750 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:42,869 >> Mordecai: C.J.? 751 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,070 >> C.J.: I'M NOT REALLY IN THE 752 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,805 MOOD FOR CAKE RIGHT NOW. 753 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,706 >> Mordecai: I'M SORRY. 754 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,741 I MEAN, I DID WHAT YOU ASKED ME 755 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,377 TO DO, SO -- BUT THEN -- 756 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:50,943 >> C.J.: DON'T. 757 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,779 THIS TIME, IT WAS MY FAULT. 758 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,280 MARGARET'S PARENTS ALMOST DIED 759 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,247 BECAUSE I FREAKED OUT ABOUT 760 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,048 NOTHING. 761 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,249 >> Mordecai: YEAH, THAT DID 762 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:57,717 HAPPEN. 763 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,951 >> C.J.: I HAVE TO GO. 764 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,790 >> Rigby: DUDE, IS IT COOL IF I 765 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,592 EAT THE REST OF THAT?