>> AND VOILà.
OH, THIS CAKE LOOKS SO YUMMY!
AND NOW I'M GONNA EAT THE WHOLE
THING ALL BY MYSELF.
MMM!
>> Rigby: CA-A-A-A-A-KE.
>> Mordecai: WANT CAKE.
>> Both: NEED CAKE.
>> C.J.: WHY DON'T WE JUST GO
GET SOME CAKE?
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU KIDDING?
DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THE CAKE
PRICES ARE IN THIS TOWN?
>> Eileen: EVER SINCE THAT
BAKERY CARTEL MOVED IN, THEY'VE
KEPT THE PRICES UP AND THE
SUPPLY DOWN.
>> Rigby: DARN BAKERS!
>> FELLOW AMERICANS, DOES THIS
EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?
>> IT'S SUSAN'S BIRTHDAY,
EVERYONE.
COME ON, LET'S SING.
* HAP--
>> AAAAAAAAH!
>> ARE YOU SICK TO DEATH OF THIS
TRIED OLD BIRTHDAY SONG?
>> YES, I AM!
>> WELL, BOY, HOWDY, SO AM I!
HI, IT'S ME -- FARMER JIMMY,
PART-TIME TURKEY FARMER AND
SOCIAL ADVOCATE, BUT YOU ALREADY
KNEW THAT.
BUT WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS
THAT OLD BIRTHDAY SONG OFFENDS
MY MUSICAL SENSIBILITIES SO
DEEPLY, I BARELY HAVE WORDS TO
DESCRIBE IT.
THAT'S WHY I'M HOLDING A CONTEST
TO WRITE A NEW BIRTHDAY SONG.
NOT ONLY WILL THE WINNER CREATE
HISTORY BY FINALLY OVERTHROWING
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY," BUT YOU ALSO
GET A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF OUR
FARM-FRESH BIRTHDAY CAKES!
>> BIRTHDAY CAKES ARE NOT
ACTUALLY FARM FRESH.
>> I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FARM --
NOT SINGING THAT SONG, BUT YOUR
NEW ONE!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, A YEAR'S
SUPPLY OF CAKE?
WE GOT TO WRITE THE NEXT
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" SONG.
CAN WE GET THE NEXT THREE DAYS
OFF FROM WORK?
>> Benson: UM, NO.
>> Rigby: BUT, BENSON, WE HAVE
TO GO COMPETE IN A BIRTHDAY SONG
CONTEST.
IF WE DON'T WRITE A SONG TO
REPLACE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" --
>> Benson: WAIT, THE SONG THAT
WINS THIS CONTEST WILL REPLACE
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"?
YOU CAN GO TO THE CONTEST.
>> Both: NICE!
>> Benson: I'M COUNTING ON YOU
GUYS TO PUT THAT
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" SONG IN ITS
GRAVE.
I CAN'T -- I JUST...
>> Mordecai: HEY, MUSCLE MAN.
>> Muscle Man:
THREE.
>> Mordecai: WILL YOU LISTEN TO
OUR NEW BIRTHDAY SONG AND TELL
US WHAT YOU THINK?
>> Muscle Man: POR SUPUESTO,
BRO.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, SO, THIS IS
THE FIRST THING WE CAME UP WITH,
SO IT MAY BE A LITTLE ROUGH
STILL.
>> Muscle Man: UNNECESSARY
INFORMATION NOTED.
>> Mordecai: READY?
>> Both:
>> Muscle Man:
OKAY, ONE -- THAT SOUND WAS MY
NEW LEATHER WORKOUT BOOTS --
STILL BREAKIN' 'EM IN.
AND, TWO -- THAT SONG --
I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE
BEAUTIFUL.
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
NAILED THE NEW SONG ON THE FIRST
TRY.
>> Rigby: I CAN BELIEVE IT.
WE'VE BEEN TOTALLY NAILING LIFE
RECENTLY.
>> Eileen: SO, HOW FAR AWAY IS
THIS FARM EXACTLY?
>> Mordecai: LOOKS LIKE IT'S
GONNA TAKE US ALL NIGHT.
>> Rigby: I'M GETTING HUNGRY!
>> C.J.: THERE SHOULD BE A DINER
COMING UP.
WE COULD STOP THERE.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
>> Rigby: PIE. PIE.
CA-A-A-A-A-KE!
50 BUCKS A SLICE?!
>> QUIT YOUR GASPIN'.
IT'S A FAIR PRICE.
>> Eileen: NO DESSERT?
>> Rigby: NO THANKS TO
THE CAKE CARTEL.
>> Eileen: I CAN'T DECIDE
BETWEEN "SHERBET" OR "SHERBERT."
>> * IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
BIRTHDAY *
* HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>> AAAH! MAKE IT STOP!
>> BUT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
SWEETIE.
>> I DON'T WANT IT TO BE MY
BIRTHDAY IF THEY'RE GONNA SING
THAT SONG.
AAAH!
>> CAN'T SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING?
>> * HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>> C.J.: THAT POOR KID.
>> Eileen: OHH!
ARE ALL BIRTHDAY SONGS TERRIBLE?
>> Mordecai: DUDE.
>> * BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY
* HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
BIRTHDAY *
>> Mordecai: HOLSTER THEM HAND
CLAPS, BRO.
>> Both:
>> THAT SONG WAS SO COOL.
DID YOU GUYS WRITE THAT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE'RE
ENTERING IT IN THIS BIRTHDAY
SONG CONTEST THING.
>> YES?
WHAT?! A CONTEST?!
NO, NO, NO.
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW.
>> All:
>> Mordecai: HUH?
WE MADE IT!
>> WELL, THIS IS QUITE A
TURNOUT.
WELCOME ALL TO THE FIRST --
AND LAST -- FARMER JIMMY
BIRTHDAY SONG COMPETITION!
ARE YOU FOLKS READY FOR A NEW
BIRTHDAY SONG...
...A SONG TO REPLACE THE MOST
OVERUSED SONG OF ALL TIME, ONE
THAT TAKES A BEAUTIFUL DAY OF
CELEBRATION AND TURNS IT INTO
THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE?!
>> OHH.
>> YEAH.
>> GOOD, THEN!
EACH OF OUR CONTESTANTS WILL
PERFORM A NEW BIRTHDAY SONG, AND
OUR JUDGES WILL RATE THEM
1 THROUGH 10, WITH A HIGHEST
POSSIBLE TOTAL OF 30 LIT
CANDLES -- TO CLARIFY...
30 CANDLES -- GOOD.
ZERO CANDLES -- BAD.
AND THERE ARE NO TRICK CANDLES.
I'VE CHECKED.
IN CONCLUSION, THE CONTESTANT
WITH THE BEST SCORE WILL RECEIVE
A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF FARM FRESH
CAKES.
MAY THE BEST NEW BIRTHDAY SONG
WIN!
>> * IT'S NICE TO ENJOY
THE PRESENCE OF YOUR FRIENDS *
* NICE TO ENJOY SWEET TREATS
>> * BAKED A REAL FINE CAKE
* IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU SHAKE
* BAKED A REAL...
>> * AS WE MELT AWAY
BY CANDLELIGHT *
>> * AND HAVE A
HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-PPY... *
>> * SO I CAN SING YOU
A LITTLE SONG *
* 'BOUT THE DAY
YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR MOM *
>> MOM, GET OFF THE STAGE!
>> * PRESENTS ARE COMIN'
* B-B-B-B-B-BETTER ROLL UP
YOUR SLEEVES, SLEEVES, SLEEVES *
* S-S-S-S--
>> * HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-PPY
B-I-I-IRTHDAY *
* OOOH-OOH-OOH-OOH
* AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE
SAFE *
* IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN *
>> Both: AW.
>> * AND AGAIN
* PARTY HARD
>> All:
>> 28 -- NOW, THAT WAS A GOOD
BIRTHDAY.
MM, MM, MM, MM, MM!
THAT'S A TOUGH NUMBER TO BEAT,
AND ONLY ONE SONG LEFT IN OUR
COMPETITION.
PLEASE WELCOME LAST YEAR'S
THANKSGIVING SONG WINNERS,
MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
>> C.J.: WHOO!
>> Mordecai: WELL, THIS IS JUST
OUR LITTLE VERSION OF
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
>> Both:
>> OH, NO! NO, NO!
>> OH, I'M SORRY.
DID SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME?
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIMSELF.
>> THE GUEST OF HONOR IS HERE!
OH, QUITE THE PARTY.
I'VE HAD BETTER.
>> HEY, STOP THAT!
>> STOP WHAT?
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU
SCOUNDREL, YOU'RE RUINING THE
CONTEST!
GET OFF OF MY STAGE!
>> OR WHAT -- YOU'RE NOT GONNA
INVITE ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY
PARTY?
>> OHH!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE WERE JUST
ABOUT TO SING OUR SONG.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WHAT YOU JUST
DID WAS NOT COOL.
>> OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S
NOT COOL?
WRITING A NEW BIRTHDAY SONG IS
WHAT'S NOT COOL.
AMERICA LOVES "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
YOU LOVE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY,"
MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" IS A TRIED, OLD
SONG, AND THE PEOPLE WANT
SOMETHING NEW.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, AMERICA?
>> YEAH!
>> SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE, AMERICA!
YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE BIRTHDAY
SONG CONTEST WHEN YOU'RE UP
AGAINST HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
* HA-A-A-P...PY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU *
>> NO! NO!
>> * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
DEAR EVERYONE! *
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
>> Rigby: SO, WHAT DOES THAT --
>> AH!
>> Crowd: * HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU *
>> YES!
>> Crowd: * HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
>> YEAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>> Crowd: * ...TO YOU
>> TO YOU!
>> All: * HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
DEAR... *
>> * BOB
>> * AUSTIN
>> THAT'S RIGHT -- SAY THEIR
NAMES!
>> All: * HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU *
YOU'LL NEVER OVERTHROW MY SONG!
THERE'LL BE NO BIRTHDAYS WITHOUT
IT!
>> THEN ALL IS LOST.
I GUESS YOU CAN'T SOLVE EVERY
PROBLEM WITH AN OVERLY
COMPLICATED FARM-THEMED SONG
CONTEST.
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO THROW AWAY
THAT YEAR'S SUPPLY OF CAKE, BUT
YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
>> Both: WAIT! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
>> Mordecai: GIVE US THE CHANCE
TO SING OUR SONG.
>> GOODBYE! THANKS FOR COMING!
>> Both:
* TODAY'S GONNA BE A-OKAY
* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'
YOUR BIRTHDAY *
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, C.J.
* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Both: * TODAY'S GONNA BE
A-OKAY *
* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'
YOUR BIRTHDAY *
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>> * RANDALL
>> Both: * CELEBRATIN'
YOUR BIRTHDAY *
>> THAT SOUNDS SIMPLE AND FRESH.
>> HEY, THAT'S PRETTY CATCHY.
>> Both: * TODAY'S GONNA BE
A-OKAY *
* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'...
>> NO, STOP IT!
>> All: * ...YOUR BIRTHDAY
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE
* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY
* TODAY'S GONNA BE A-OKAY
>> All: * 'CAUSE WE'RE
CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY *
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE *
>> * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
COME ON!
>> All: * CELEBRATIN' YOUR
BIRTHDAY *
>> AAH!
>> * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO --
>> GET OFF OF MY STAGE!
>> All: * WE'RE CELEBRATIN'
YOUR BIRTHDAY *
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE
* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY
* TODAY'S GONNA BE A-OKAY
* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'
YOUR BIRTHDAY *
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE
* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY
* TODAY'S GONNA BE A-OKAY
* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'
YOUR BIRTHDAY *
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE
* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY
>> 30 CANDLES -- A PERFECT
SCORE!
MORDECAI AND RIGBY ARE THE
WINNERS!
>> FINE. WHO NEEDS YOU, ANYWAYS?
YOU SEE HOW YOU LIKE THE
LIMELIGHT, THE COLLECTING OF ALL
THOSE ROYALTIES.
AND JUST WAIT UNTIL PEOPLE START
GETTING SICK OF YOUR SONG --
THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS!
AND THEN YOU'LL ALL COME
CRAWLING BACK, BACK TO
GOOD 'OL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
LATER, LOSERS!
>> Eileen: WOW! GREAT JOB, GUYS!
>> C.J.: YEAH, YOU WIPED THE
FLOOR WITH THAT CREEPY CAKE.
>> Mordecai: IT WAS NOTHING.
>> Rigby: NO BIGGIE.
>> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, BOYS.
YOU CERTAINLY EARNED THAT YEAR'S
SUPPLY OF CAKES.
>> Both: YE-E-AH!
>> YOU'LL HAVE TO GO OVER SOME
DETAILS WITH MY LAWYER, BUT YOU
ALREADY KNEW THAT.
>> JUST SIGN HERE TO CLAIM YOUR
CAKE AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR
SONG WILL PROBABLY NEVER REPLACE
THE ORIGINAL "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
SONG.
BRING IN THE LUMP SUM!
>> Mordecai: LUMP SUM?
>> C.J.: WELL, YOU GUYS WANTED
CAKE.
>> Eileen:
>> Both: FREE CAKE!
>> BLEH!
SHOPKEEP!
>> OH! UH, MR. RICH STEVE,
YOU'RE EARLY.
I THOUGHT WE'D AGREED THAT --
>> IS IT READY?
>> UH, YES, SIR.
I PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON
IT JUST THIS MORNING.
BEHOLD!
BEFORE YOU STANDS THE GREATEST
TAILORING IN ALL OF HUMAN
HISTORY.
NOTE THE UNDERSTATED
PINSTRIPING,
BRAZILIAN WANDERING SPIDER
SILK LINING, AN UNPRECEDENTED
TWO INTERIOR POCKETS AND, OF
COURSE, EMBEDDED MILITARY-GRADE
WEAPONRY, WHICH ALLOWS THE
WEARER TO ANNIHILATE ANYTHING
THAT STANDS IN HIS WAY.
I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THIS
SUIT IS CERTAIN TO GRANT YOU THE
UNCONDITIONAL RESPECT OF YOUR
PEERS.
>> YOU'VE DONE WELL, MY FRIEND,
AND I TREAT MY FRIENDS RIGHT.
>> UM, SIR, THIS IS NOT THE
PRICE WE AGREED UPON.
>> LISTEN, PAL, I DIDN'T GET
STUPID RICH BY PAYING PEOPLE
WHAT I OWED THEM.
>> THIS SUIT REPRESENTS THE APEX
OF HUMAN INGENUITY!
IF YOU WON'T PAY WHAT IT'S
WORTH, I HAVE MANY BUYERS WHO
WILL!
>> OH, BIG MISTAKE.
GUARDS!
>> AAH! YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF MY
CREATION!
>> AIN'T NOBODY GONNA WEAR THIS
SUIT BUT ME.
HOLD THIS.
AND THIS.
WHEN MY NEW SUIT AND I ARE A
SAFE DISTANCE AWAY, BLOW THIS
GUY TO SMITHEREENS.
>> UH, DO WE HAVE TO STAY IN
HERE?
COULDN'T WE, LIKE --
>> SHUT IT!
I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO NOT BLOW
YOURSELVES UP!
>> FATHER! NOOO!
COME BACK HERE.
COME BACK HERE!
GUARDS, STOP HIM!
OH, RIGHT.
YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, SUIT!
I PAID $10 FOR YOU!
I OWN YOU!
YOU...YOU...YOU!
>> Benson: ONE MOUNTED FISH.
>> Skips: GOT IT.
>> Mordecai:
LET'S GO BORROW BENSON'S CAR AND
GO TO THE MALL.
>> Rigby: YEAH, HE WON'T CARE IF
WE'RE GONE ALL DAY.
>> Benson:
>> Skips: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED LOGGING THE
LOST & FOUND ITEMS.
>> Benson: NO, I DO.
IT'S JUST...I FEEL LIKE I'VE
TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET PEOPLE
TO RESPECT ME.
I'VE TRIED SCREAMING, YELLING,
FURIOUSLY POINTING -- NOTHING
WORKS.
SOME LIFE FOR A MANAGER.
HUH? WHAT'S THIS?
WOW.
WHO LOST THIS -- THE PRESIDENT?
MAN, I BET A GUY COULD GET SOME
REAL RESPECT IN A SUIT LIKE
THIS.
>> Skips: IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR
SIZE.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT ON.
>> Benson: HUH.
NOT BAD, RIGHT?
>> Skips: LOOKIN' SHARP.
>> Benson: MAKES MY BUTT LOOK A
BIT FLAT, THOUGH.
NICE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOBODY EVER COMES BACK FOR THIS
STUFF, ANYWAY.
I'M GONNA KEEP IT.
MORNING, EVERYONE.
>> Muscle Man: DANG!
SICK DUDS, BRO.
>> Pops: INDEED.
>> Benson:
UH, THANKS.
ANYWAY, I, UH --
>> Mordecai: AW, MAN, WE'RE
LATE.
I TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO GET TACOS.
>> Rigby: NAH, WE'RE FINE.
HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.
WAIT. WHO'S THE NEW GUY?
DID BENSON GET REPLACED BY A
MILLIONAIRE OR SOMETHING?
>> Benson: VERY FUNNY, GUYS.
TRY TO BE ON TIME, OKAY?
>> Mordecai: THAT IS BENSON.
>> Rigby:
SWEET THREADS!
DIG UP A RICH OLD UNCLE?
>> Benson: I DIDN'T DIG ANYBODY
UP, BUT THANKS.
I FEEL...GOOD.
>> Mordecai: WELL, WE'RE SORRY
FOR BEING LATE.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, SIR.
>> Benson: WAIT. WHO?
ME, SIR?
>> Mordecai: YEAH YOU, SIR.
YOU'RE THE BOSS, RIGHT?
>> Benson: YEAH, I AM THE BOSS.
LET'S GET THIS DAY STARTED.
>> HE-Y-Y!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Benson: HEY, JOE.
THE USUAL, PLEASE.
>> LOOKING CLASSY, BENSON.
ON THE HOUSE.
>> Benson: WELL, DON'T MIND IF
I --
>> AAAH!
>> Benson:
HUH?
AAH! MY LEGS!
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
AAAH!
>> OHH!
>> Benson: WHOA.
>> NICE WORK, SON.
LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD SHOW US
BOYS IN BLUE A THING OR TWO.
SHAME ABOUT THE SUIT, THOUGH.
>> Benson: AAH!
EASY. JUST A DAB.
HUH. THAT WAS EASY.
NO, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
NOOOO!
SUIT, YOU WERE THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
YOU MADE ME FEEL
ALIVE, FULL OF POWER, FULL OF
STRONG...NESS.
TO YOU, SUIT!
MAY WE MEET AGAIN IN THE NEXT
LIFE!
MM. GOOD MORNING.
HUH? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
THIS IS EITHER A MIRACLE, OR
I'VE GONE INSANE.
BUT WHO CARES?
I LOOK GOOD.
>> YOU SURE DO, BENSON.
>> Benson: THANKS.
WHA-- WHO SAID THAT?
>> IT'S ME, BENSON -- THE SUIT.
>> Benson: YOU CAN TALK?
>> I CAN DO MANY THINGS.
>> Benson: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
ANYTHING BEFORE NOW?
>> I WANTED TO BE CERTAIN THAT
YOU WERE WORTHY.
INCOMPETENCE ASIDE, YOU SHOWED
ME THAT YOU CARED ABOUT ME WHEN
YOU TRIED TO CLEAN THAT STAIN.
I WAS CREATED FOR A DARK
PURPOSE, BENSON -- TO BE A
STATUS SYMBOL FOR EVIL MEN --
EVIL, MYSTERIOUS, POWERFUL,
HANDSOME, WEALTHY MEN.
BUT AFTER THESE LAST FEW DAYS,
I'VE REALIZED THAT I WOULD
RATHER BE WORN BY SOMEONE WITH
ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THOSE
QUALITIES.
I WANT TO LIVE A SIMPLE LIFE AS
THE SUIT OF A SIMPLE MAN.
YOU ARE THAT MAN, BENSON.
>> Benson: COOL.
>> I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU, BENSON.
ALSO, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, I
HAVE A FEW IDEAS FOR KEEPING
MORDECAI AND RIGBY IN LINE.
>> Benson: LET'S GO MANAGE A
PARK.
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID IT, BRO, BUT WEARING
THAT SUIT TWO DAYS IN A ROW MADE
IT LOOK EVEN BETTER.
>> Mordecai: YEAH. IT'S AWESOME.
>> LOOKS GREAT.
>> Muscle Man: RIGHT?
>> Benson:
GET USED TO IT.
I'M GONNA BE WEARING THIS THING
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
>> UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THAT
AIN'T GONNA THAT BE LONG.
>> Benson: HUH?
WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF
THAT FANCY LITTLE THREE-PIECE
YOU'RE WEARING.
AND I'M GIVING YOU UNTIL THE
COUNT OF 10 TO HAND IT OVER
BEFORE MY GOONS FLATTEN THIS
PARK LIKE A WELL-IRONED SHIRT.
>> Benson: SUIT, IS THAT TRUE?
WHO IS THIS GUY?
>> IT'S TRUE.
HIS NAME IS RICH STEVE --
STEVE FOR SHORT -- AND HE KILLED
MY FATHER.
HE MUST'VE TRACKED ME DOWN FROM
MY BUILT-IN GPS SIGNAL.
>> Benson: THAT'S HORRIBLE!
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE HECK IS
GOING ON?
>> Rigby: AND IS BENSON TALKING
TO HIS SUIT?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, BUT
THAT DUDE LOOKS PRETTY EVIL.
COME ON!
>> BENSON, I DON'T WANT TO BE
WORN BY THIS -- THIS MONSTER.
WILL YOU HELP ME?
>> Benson: WE'RE FAMILY NOW,
SUIT.
OF COURSE I WILL.
THE SUIT BELONGS WITH ME, STEVE.
BESIDES, YOU AND YOUR GOONS ARE
OUTNUMBERED.
YOU SHOULD LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL
CAN.
>> I SEE HOW IT IS.
WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE
THESE NUMBERS.
YOUR MOVE, BENSON -- THE SUIT
OR YOUR LIFE.
>> Rigby: UH, MAYBE JUST GIVE
HIM THE SUIT.
>> Benson: THIS GUY'S HIRED AN
ENTIRE ARMY!
THE SIX OF US CAN'T FIGHT AN
ARMY!
>> NO. NOT THE SIX OF US --
JUST YOU AND ME.
>> Benson: WHAT?
AAH! SUIT, NO!
>> Mordecai: BENSON, WAIT!
>> Benson: AAAH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
THIS IS CRAZY!
>> JUST TRUST ME.
>> Benson: I'M GONNA DIE!
AAH!
WHOA.
>> BENSON, WORK WITH ME.
IF WE FIGHT AS ONE, WE CAN'T
FAIL.
>> Benson: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT FIGHTING.
>> JUST LET LOOSE.
CHANNEL YOUR ANGER.
>> Benson:
OW!
ANGER, HUH?
WELL, I'VE GOT PLENTY OF THAT.
>> AAH!
>> Benson: HEY, STEVE!
THINK FAST!
>> HUMAN SHIELD NUMBER 1, GET
INTO POSITION!
>> YES, SIR!
OHH!
>> HUMAN SHIELD NUMBER 2, YOU
ARE NOW HUMAN SHIELD NUMBER 1.
>> YES, SIR!
DEBRA?
GUESS WHO JUST GOT THAT
PROMOTION!
OHH!
>> ARTILLERY, ATTACK!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Mordecai: DID YOU GUYS KNOW
BENSON COULD FIGHT LIKE THIS?
>> Rigby: I WASN'T EVEN SURE
BENSON HAD A PULSE.
>> AIR ATTACK!
>> Benson: HYAH!
AAH!
>> Rigby: BENSON, YOU RULE!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BENSON!
>> LET'S SEE YOU DODGE THIS!
>> Benson:
>> AAH!
>> RETREAT!
>> GET BACK HERE!
YOUR CONTRACTS STIPULATE THAT
YOU FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
>> Benson: IS THAT ALL OF THEM?
>> NOT ALL. WHERE'S STEVE?
>> Benson:
IF I CAN'T HAVE THAT SUIT, NO
ONE CAN!
>> All:
>> YES!
>> Benson: THAT ALL YOU GOT?
>> RAAAAGHH!
>> Benson: AAH!
>> Together: BENSON!
EAT THAT!
WHAT THE...
NO.
STAY DEAD!
>> Benson: "TANKS," BUT...
>> WAIT.
>> Benson: ...NO "TANKS."
>> AAAAAH!
>> Benson:
WE DID IT. WE'RE...ALIVE!
>> Together: BENSON!
>> Benson: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
THIS?
>> YES. AS LONG AS I EXIST,
THERE WILL BE POWER-HUNGRY MEN
WILLING TO KILL TO WEAR ME.
>> Benson:
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.
>> Benson: I'LL MISS YOU, SUIT.
I'LL NEVER BE RESPECTED THE WAY
I WAS WHEN WE WERE A TEAM.
>> YOU DIDN'T NEED ME TO EARN
RESPECT, BENSON -- ALL YOU
NEEDED TO LEARN WAS TO TAKE
CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND RESPECT
YOURSELF.
>> Benson: SO, IT REALLY WAS ME
DOING ALL THE FIGHTING?
>> NO, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH ALL
ME.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL MORDECAI
AND RIGBY, THOUGH.
>> Benson: I WON'T.
SO, WHAT NOW?
>> YOU'LL HAVE TO LOWER ME SINCE
I CAN'T DEACTIVATE MYSELF.
BUT, ALSO, I CAN'T REALLY REACH
THE ROPE.
>> Benson:
>> TIME TO GET REALLY CLEAN.
>> Benson: GOODBYE, SUIT.
>> GOODBYE, BENSON.