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>> AND VOILà.

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OH, THIS CAKE LOOKS SO YUMMY!

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AND NOW I'M GONNA EAT THE WHOLE

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THING ALL BY MYSELF.

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MMM!

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>> Rigby: CA-A-A-A-A-KE.

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>> Mordecai: WANT CAKE.

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>> Both: NEED CAKE.

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>> C.J.: WHY DON'T WE JUST GO

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GET SOME CAKE?

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>> Mordecai: ARE YOU KIDDING?

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DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THE CAKE

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PRICES ARE IN THIS TOWN?

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>> Eileen: EVER SINCE THAT

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BAKERY CARTEL MOVED IN, THEY'VE

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KEPT THE PRICES UP AND THE

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SUPPLY DOWN.

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>> Rigby: DARN BAKERS!

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>> FELLOW AMERICANS, DOES THIS

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EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?

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>> IT'S SUSAN'S BIRTHDAY,

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EVERYONE.

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COME ON, LET'S SING.

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* HAP--

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>> AAAAAAAAH!

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>> ARE YOU SICK TO DEATH OF THIS

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TRIED OLD BIRTHDAY SONG?

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>> YES, I AM!

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>> WELL, BOY, HOWDY, SO AM I!

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HI, IT'S ME -- FARMER JIMMY,

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PART-TIME TURKEY FARMER AND

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SOCIAL ADVOCATE, BUT YOU ALREADY

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KNEW THAT.

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BUT WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS

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THAT OLD BIRTHDAY SONG OFFENDS

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MY MUSICAL SENSIBILITIES SO

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DEEPLY, I BARELY HAVE WORDS TO

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DESCRIBE IT.

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THAT'S WHY I'M HOLDING A CONTEST

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TO WRITE A NEW BIRTHDAY SONG.

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NOT ONLY WILL THE WINNER CREATE

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HISTORY BY FINALLY OVERTHROWING

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY," BUT YOU ALSO

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GET A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF OUR

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FARM-FRESH BIRTHDAY CAKES!

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>> BIRTHDAY CAKES ARE NOT

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ACTUALLY FARM FRESH.

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>> I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FARM --

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NOT SINGING THAT SONG, BUT YOUR

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NEW ONE!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, A YEAR'S

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SUPPLY OF CAKE?

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WE GOT TO WRITE THE NEXT

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" SONG.

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CAN WE GET THE NEXT THREE DAYS

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OFF FROM WORK?

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>> Benson: UM, NO.

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>> Rigby: BUT, BENSON, WE HAVE

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TO GO COMPETE IN A BIRTHDAY SONG

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CONTEST.

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IF WE DON'T WRITE A SONG TO

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REPLACE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" --

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>> Benson: WAIT, THE SONG THAT

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WINS THIS CONTEST WILL REPLACE

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"?

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YOU CAN GO TO THE CONTEST.

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>> Both: NICE!

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>> Benson: I'M COUNTING ON YOU

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GUYS TO PUT THAT

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" SONG IN ITS

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GRAVE.

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I CAN'T -- I JUST...

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>> Mordecai: HEY, MUSCLE MAN.

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>> Muscle Man:

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THREE.

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>> Mordecai: WILL YOU LISTEN TO

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OUR NEW BIRTHDAY SONG AND TELL

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US WHAT YOU THINK?

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>> Muscle Man: POR SUPUESTO,

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BRO.

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, SO, THIS IS

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THE FIRST THING WE CAME UP WITH,

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SO IT MAY BE A LITTLE ROUGH

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STILL.

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>> Muscle Man: UNNECESSARY

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INFORMATION NOTED.

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>> Mordecai: READY?

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>> Muscle Man:

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OKAY, ONE -- THAT SOUND WAS MY

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NEW LEATHER WORKOUT BOOTS --

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STILL BREAKIN' 'EM IN.

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AND, TWO -- THAT SONG --

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I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE

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BEAUTIFUL.

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>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE

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NAILED THE NEW SONG ON THE FIRST

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TRY.

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>> Rigby: I CAN BELIEVE IT.

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WE'VE BEEN TOTALLY NAILING LIFE

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RECENTLY.

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>> Eileen: SO, HOW FAR AWAY IS

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THIS FARM EXACTLY?

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>> Mordecai: LOOKS LIKE IT'S

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GONNA TAKE US ALL NIGHT.

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>> Rigby: I'M GETTING HUNGRY!

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>> C.J.: THERE SHOULD BE A DINER

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COMING UP.

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WE COULD STOP THERE.

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>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.

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>> Rigby: PIE. PIE.

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CA-A-A-A-A-KE!

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50 BUCKS A SLICE?!

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>> QUIT YOUR GASPIN'.

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IT'S A FAIR PRICE.

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>> Eileen: NO DESSERT?

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>> Rigby: NO THANKS TO

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THE CAKE CARTEL.

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>> Eileen: I CAN'T DECIDE

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BETWEEN "SHERBET" OR "SHERBERT."

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>> * IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,

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BIRTHDAY *

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* HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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>> AAAH! MAKE IT STOP!

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>> BUT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,

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SWEETIE.

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>> I DON'T WANT IT TO BE MY

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BIRTHDAY IF THEY'RE GONNA SING

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THAT SONG.

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AAAH!

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>> CAN'T SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING?

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>> * HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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>> C.J.: THAT POOR KID.

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>> Eileen: OHH!

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ARE ALL BIRTHDAY SONGS TERRIBLE?

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>> Mordecai: DUDE.

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>> * BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY

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* HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

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BIRTHDAY *

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>> Mordecai: HOLSTER THEM HAND

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CLAPS, BRO.

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>> Both:

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>> THAT SONG WAS SO COOL.

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DID YOU GUYS WRITE THAT?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE'RE

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ENTERING IT IN THIS BIRTHDAY

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SONG CONTEST THING.

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>> YES?

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WHAT?! A CONTEST?!

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NO, NO, NO.

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THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW.

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>> All:

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>> Mordecai: HUH?

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WE MADE IT!

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>> WELL, THIS IS QUITE A

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TURNOUT.

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WELCOME ALL TO THE FIRST --

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AND LAST -- FARMER JIMMY

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BIRTHDAY SONG COMPETITION!

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ARE YOU FOLKS READY FOR A NEW

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BIRTHDAY SONG...

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...A SONG TO REPLACE THE MOST

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OVERUSED SONG OF ALL TIME, ONE

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THAT TAKES A BEAUTIFUL DAY OF

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CELEBRATION AND TURNS IT INTO

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THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE?!

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>> OHH.

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>> YEAH.

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>> GOOD, THEN!

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EACH OF OUR CONTESTANTS WILL

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PERFORM A NEW BIRTHDAY SONG, AND

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OUR JUDGES WILL RATE THEM

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1 THROUGH 10, WITH A HIGHEST

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POSSIBLE TOTAL OF 30 LIT

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CANDLES -- TO CLARIFY...

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30 CANDLES -- GOOD.

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ZERO CANDLES -- BAD.

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AND THERE ARE NO TRICK CANDLES.

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I'VE CHECKED.

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IN CONCLUSION, THE CONTESTANT

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WITH THE BEST SCORE WILL RECEIVE

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A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF FARM FRESH

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CAKES.

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MAY THE BEST NEW BIRTHDAY SONG

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WIN!

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>> * IT'S NICE TO ENJOY

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THE PRESENCE OF YOUR FRIENDS *

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* NICE TO ENJOY SWEET TREATS

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>> * BAKED A REAL FINE CAKE

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* IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU SHAKE

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* BAKED A REAL...

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>> * AS WE MELT AWAY

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BY CANDLELIGHT *

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>> * AND HAVE A

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HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-PPY... *

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>> * SO I CAN SING YOU

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A LITTLE SONG *

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* 'BOUT THE DAY

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YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR MOM *

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>> MOM, GET OFF THE STAGE!

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>> * PRESENTS ARE COMIN'

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* B-B-B-B-B-BETTER ROLL UP

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YOUR SLEEVES, SLEEVES, SLEEVES *

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* S-S-S-S--

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>> * HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-PPY

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B-I-I-IRTHDAY *

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* OOOH-OOH-OOH-OOH

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* AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE

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SAFE *

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* IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN

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AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN *

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>> Both: AW.

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>> * AND AGAIN

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* PARTY HARD

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>> All:

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>> 28 -- NOW, THAT WAS A GOOD

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BIRTHDAY.

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MM, MM, MM, MM, MM!

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THAT'S A TOUGH NUMBER TO BEAT,

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AND ONLY ONE SONG LEFT IN OUR

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COMPETITION.

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PLEASE WELCOME LAST YEAR'S

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THANKSGIVING SONG WINNERS,

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MORDECAI AND RIGBY!

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>> C.J.: WHOO!

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>> Mordecai: WELL, THIS IS JUST

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OUR LITTLE VERSION OF

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

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>> Both:

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>> OH, NO! NO, NO!

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>> OH, I'M SORRY.

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DID SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME?

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>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIMSELF.

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>> THE GUEST OF HONOR IS HERE!

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OH, QUITE THE PARTY.

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I'VE HAD BETTER.

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>> HEY, STOP THAT!

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>> STOP WHAT?

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>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU

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SCOUNDREL, YOU'RE RUINING THE

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CONTEST!

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GET OFF OF MY STAGE!

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>> OR WHAT -- YOU'RE NOT GONNA

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INVITE ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY

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PARTY?

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>> OHH!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE WERE JUST

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ABOUT TO SING OUR SONG.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, WHAT YOU JUST

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DID WAS NOT COOL.

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>> OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S

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NOT COOL?

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WRITING A NEW BIRTHDAY SONG IS

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WHAT'S NOT COOL.

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AMERICA LOVES "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

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YOU LOVE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY,"

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MORDECAI AND RIGBY.

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>> Mordecai: THAT'S NOT TRUE!

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" IS A TRIED, OLD

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SONG, AND THE PEOPLE WANT

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SOMETHING NEW.

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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, AMERICA?

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>> YEAH!

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>> SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE, AMERICA!

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YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE BIRTHDAY

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SONG CONTEST WHEN YOU'RE UP

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AGAINST HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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* HA-A-A-P...PY BIRTHDAY

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TO YOU *

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>> NO! NO!

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>> * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

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DEAR EVERYONE! *

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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

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>> Rigby: SO, WHAT DOES THAT --

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>> AH!

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>> Crowd: * HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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TO YOU *

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>> YES!

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>> Crowd: * HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

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>> YEAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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>> Crowd: * ...TO YOU

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>> TO YOU!

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>> All: * HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

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DEAR... *

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>> * BOB

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>> * AUSTIN

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>> THAT'S RIGHT -- SAY THEIR

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NAMES!

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>> All: * HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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TO YOU *

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YOU'LL NEVER OVERTHROW MY SONG!

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THERE'LL BE NO BIRTHDAYS WITHOUT

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IT!

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>> THEN ALL IS LOST.

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I GUESS YOU CAN'T SOLVE EVERY

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PROBLEM WITH AN OVERLY

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COMPLICATED FARM-THEMED SONG

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CONTEST.

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GUESS I'LL HAVE TO THROW AWAY

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THAT YEAR'S SUPPLY OF CAKE, BUT

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YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.

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>> Both: WAIT! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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>> Mordecai: GIVE US THE CHANCE

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TO SING OUR SONG.

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>> GOODBYE! THANKS FOR COMING!

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>> Both:

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* TODAY'S GONNA BE A-OKAY

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* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'

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YOUR BIRTHDAY *

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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, C.J.

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* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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>> Both: * TODAY'S GONNA BE

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A-OKAY *

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* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'

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YOUR BIRTHDAY *

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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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>> * RANDALL

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>> Both: * CELEBRATIN'

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YOUR BIRTHDAY *

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>> THAT SOUNDS SIMPLE AND FRESH.

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>> HEY, THAT'S PRETTY CATCHY.

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>> Both: * TODAY'S GONNA BE

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A-OKAY *

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* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'...

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>> NO, STOP IT!

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>> All: * ...YOUR BIRTHDAY

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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE

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* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY

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* TODAY'S GONNA BE A-OKAY

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>> All: * 'CAUSE WE'RE

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CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY *

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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE *

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>> * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

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COME ON!

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>> All: * CELEBRATIN' YOUR

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BIRTHDAY *

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>> AAH!

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>> * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO --

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>> GET OFF OF MY STAGE!

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>> All: * WE'RE CELEBRATIN'

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YOUR BIRTHDAY *

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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE

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* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY

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* TODAY'S GONNA BE A-OKAY

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* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'

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YOUR BIRTHDAY *

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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE

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* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY

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* TODAY'S GONNA BE A-OKAY

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* 'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATIN'

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YOUR BIRTHDAY *

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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE

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* CELEBRATIN' YOUR BIRTHDAY

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>> 30 CANDLES -- A PERFECT

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SCORE!

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MORDECAI AND RIGBY ARE THE

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WINNERS!

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>> FINE. WHO NEEDS YOU, ANYWAYS?

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YOU SEE HOW YOU LIKE THE

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LIMELIGHT, THE COLLECTING OF ALL

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THOSE ROYALTIES.

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AND JUST WAIT UNTIL PEOPLE START

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GETTING SICK OF YOUR SONG --

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THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS!

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AND THEN YOU'LL ALL COME

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CRAWLING BACK, BACK TO

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GOOD 'OL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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LATER, LOSERS!

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LATER, LOSERS!

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>> Eileen: WOW! GREAT JOB, GUYS!

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>> C.J.: YEAH, YOU WIPED THE

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FLOOR WITH THAT CREEPY CAKE.

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>> Mordecai: IT WAS NOTHING.

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>> Rigby: NO BIGGIE.

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>> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, BOYS.

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YOU CERTAINLY EARNED THAT YEAR'S

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SUPPLY OF CAKES.

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>> Both: YE-E-AH!

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>> YOU'LL HAVE TO GO OVER SOME

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DETAILS WITH MY LAWYER, BUT YOU

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ALREADY KNEW THAT.

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>> JUST SIGN HERE TO CLAIM YOUR

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CAKE AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR

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SONG WILL PROBABLY NEVER REPLACE

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THE ORIGINAL "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

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SONG.

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BRING IN THE LUMP SUM!

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>> Mordecai: LUMP SUM?

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>> C.J.: WELL, YOU GUYS WANTED

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CAKE.

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>> Eileen:

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>> Both: FREE CAKE!

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>> BLEH!

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SHOPKEEP!

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>> OH! UH, MR. RICH STEVE,

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YOU'RE EARLY.

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I THOUGHT WE'D AGREED THAT --

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>> IS IT READY?

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>> UH, YES, SIR.

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I PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON

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IT JUST THIS MORNING.

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BEHOLD!

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BEFORE YOU STANDS THE GREATEST

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TAILORING IN ALL OF HUMAN

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HISTORY.

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NOTE THE UNDERSTATED

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PINSTRIPING,

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BRAZILIAN WANDERING SPIDER

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SILK LINING, AN UNPRECEDENTED

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TWO INTERIOR POCKETS AND, OF

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COURSE, EMBEDDED MILITARY-GRADE

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WEAPONRY, WHICH ALLOWS THE

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WEARER TO ANNIHILATE ANYTHING

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THAT STANDS IN HIS WAY.

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I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THIS

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SUIT IS CERTAIN TO GRANT YOU THE

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UNCONDITIONAL RESPECT OF YOUR

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PEERS.

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>> YOU'VE DONE WELL, MY FRIEND,

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AND I TREAT MY FRIENDS RIGHT.

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>> UM, SIR, THIS IS NOT THE

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PRICE WE AGREED UPON.

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>> LISTEN, PAL, I DIDN'T GET

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STUPID RICH BY PAYING PEOPLE

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WHAT I OWED THEM.

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>> THIS SUIT REPRESENTS THE APEX

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OF HUMAN INGENUITY!

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IF YOU WON'T PAY WHAT IT'S

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WORTH, I HAVE MANY BUYERS WHO

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WILL!

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>> OH, BIG MISTAKE.

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GUARDS!

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>> AAH! YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF MY

437
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CREATION!

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>> AIN'T NOBODY GONNA WEAR THIS

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SUIT BUT ME.

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HOLD THIS.

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AND THIS.

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WHEN MY NEW SUIT AND I ARE A

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SAFE DISTANCE AWAY, BLOW THIS

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GUY TO SMITHEREENS.

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>> UH, DO WE HAVE TO STAY IN

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HERE?

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COULDN'T WE, LIKE --

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>> SHUT IT!

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I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO NOT BLOW

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YOURSELVES UP!

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>> FATHER! NOOO!

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COME BACK HERE.

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COME BACK HERE!

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GUARDS, STOP HIM!

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OH, RIGHT.

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YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, SUIT!

457
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I PAID $10 FOR YOU!

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I OWN YOU!

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YOU...YOU...YOU!

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>> Benson: ONE MOUNTED FISH.

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>> Skips: GOT IT.

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>> Mordecai:

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LET'S GO BORROW BENSON'S CAR AND

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GO TO THE MALL.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, HE WON'T CARE IF

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WE'RE GONE ALL DAY.

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>> Benson:

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>> Skips: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

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I THOUGHT YOU LOVED LOGGING THE

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LOST & FOUND ITEMS.

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>> Benson: NO, I DO.

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IT'S JUST...I FEEL LIKE I'VE

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TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET PEOPLE

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TO RESPECT ME.

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I'VE TRIED SCREAMING, YELLING,

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FURIOUSLY POINTING -- NOTHING

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WORKS.

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SOME LIFE FOR A MANAGER.

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HUH? WHAT'S THIS?

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WOW.

481
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WHO LOST THIS -- THE PRESIDENT?

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MAN, I BET A GUY COULD GET SOME

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REAL RESPECT IN A SUIT LIKE

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THIS.

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>> Skips: IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR

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SIZE.

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YOU SHOULD TRY IT ON.

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>> Benson: HUH.

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NOT BAD, RIGHT?

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>> Skips: LOOKIN' SHARP.

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>> Benson: MAKES MY BUTT LOOK A

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BIT FLAT, THOUGH.

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NICE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

495
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NOBODY EVER COMES BACK FOR THIS

496
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,391
STUFF, ANYWAY.

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I'M GONNA KEEP IT.

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MORNING, EVERYONE.

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>> Muscle Man: DANG!

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SICK DUDS, BRO.

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>> Pops: INDEED.

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>> Benson:

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UH, THANKS.

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ANYWAY, I, UH --

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>> Mordecai: AW, MAN, WE'RE

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LATE.

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I TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME

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TO GET TACOS.

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>> Rigby: NAH, WE'RE FINE.

510
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:33,773
HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.

511
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WAIT. WHO'S THE NEW GUY?

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DID BENSON GET REPLACED BY A

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MILLIONAIRE OR SOMETHING?

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>> Benson: VERY FUNNY, GUYS.

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TRY TO BE ON TIME, OKAY?

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>> Mordecai: THAT IS BENSON.

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>> Rigby:

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SWEET THREADS!

519
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DIG UP A RICH OLD UNCLE?

520
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>> Benson: I DIDN'T DIG ANYBODY

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UP, BUT THANKS.

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I FEEL...GOOD.

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>> Mordecai: WELL, WE'RE SORRY

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FOR BEING LATE.

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>> Rigby: YEAH.

526
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,460
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, SIR.

527
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,527
>> Benson: WAIT. WHO?

528
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:54,962
ME, SIR?

529
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,263
>> Mordecai: YEAH YOU, SIR.

530
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,264
YOU'RE THE BOSS, RIGHT?

531
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,666
>> Benson: YEAH, I AM THE BOSS.

532
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,801
LET'S GET THIS DAY STARTED.

533
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,208
>> HE-Y-Y!

534
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,317
>> Muscle Man:

535
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,551
>> Benson: HEY, JOE.

536
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,652
THE USUAL, PLEASE.

537
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,454
>> LOOKING CLASSY, BENSON.

538
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,522
ON THE HOUSE.

539
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,391
>> Benson: WELL, DON'T MIND IF

540
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:24,824
I --

541
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:25,959
>> AAAH!

542
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:27,860
>> Benson:

543
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,329
HUH?

544
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,399
AAH! MY LEGS!

545
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,500
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

546
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,568
AAAH!

547
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,372
>> OHH!

548
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,241
>> Benson: WHOA.

549
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,309
>> NICE WORK, SON.

550
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,676
LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD SHOW US

551
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,012
BOYS IN BLUE A THING OR TWO.

552
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,546
SHAME ABOUT THE SUIT, THOUGH.

553
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,547
>> Benson: AAH!

554
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:55,855
EASY. JUST A DAB.

555
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,758
HUH. THAT WAS EASY.

556
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,360
NO, NO!

557
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,028
NO, NO, NO, NO!

558
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,762
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

559
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,432
NOOOO!

560
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,673
SUIT, YOU WERE THE BEST THING

561
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,542
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

562
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,445
YOU MADE ME FEEL

563
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:22,715
ALIVE, FULL OF POWER, FULL OF

564
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,717
STRONG...NESS.

565
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,019
TO YOU, SUIT!

566
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,721
MAY WE MEET AGAIN IN THE NEXT

567
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,956
LIFE!

568
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,638
MM. GOOD MORNING.

569
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,041
HUH? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

570
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,942
THIS IS EITHER A MIRACLE, OR

571
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,411
I'VE GONE INSANE.

572
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,579
BUT WHO CARES?

573
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,913
I LOOK GOOD.

574
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,415
>> YOU SURE DO, BENSON.

575
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,083
>> Benson: THANKS.

576
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,317
WHA-- WHO SAID THAT?

577
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,951
>> IT'S ME, BENSON -- THE SUIT.

578
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,054
>> Benson: YOU CAN TALK?

579
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,489
>> I CAN DO MANY THINGS.

580
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,590
>> Benson: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY

581
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,557
ANYTHING BEFORE NOW?

582
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,792
>> I WANTED TO BE CERTAIN THAT

583
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,759
YOU WERE WORTHY.

584
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,661
INCOMPETENCE ASIDE, YOU SHOWED

585
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,929
ME THAT YOU CARED ABOUT ME WHEN

586
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,764
YOU TRIED TO CLEAN THAT STAIN.

587
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,100
I WAS CREATED FOR A DARK

588
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,767
PURPOSE, BENSON -- TO BE A

589
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,569
STATUS SYMBOL FOR EVIL MEN --

590
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,771
EVIL, MYSTERIOUS, POWERFUL,

591
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,440
HANDSOME, WEALTHY MEN.

592
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,075
BUT AFTER THESE LAST FEW DAYS,

593
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,676
I'VE REALIZED THAT I WOULD

594
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,345
RATHER BE WORN BY SOMEONE WITH

595
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,679
ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THOSE

596
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,580
QUALITIES.

597
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,449
I WANT TO LIVE A SIMPLE LIFE AS

598
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,518
THE SUIT OF A SIMPLE MAN.

599
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,652
YOU ARE THAT MAN, BENSON.

600
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,653
>> Benson: COOL.

601
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,522
>> I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU, BENSON.

602
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,789
ALSO, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, I

603
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,957
HAVE A FEW IDEAS FOR KEEPING

604
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,759
MORDECAI AND RIGBY IN LINE.

605
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:40,960
>> Benson: LET'S GO MANAGE A

606
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,494
PARK.

607
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,662
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW HOW

608
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,431
YOU DID IT, BRO, BUT WEARING

609
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,099
THAT SUIT TWO DAYS IN A ROW MADE

610
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,033
IT LOOK EVEN BETTER.

611
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,000
>> Mordecai: YEAH. IT'S AWESOME.

612
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,801
>> LOOKS GREAT.

613
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:49,602
>> Muscle Man: RIGHT?

614
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,537
>> Benson:

615
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,638
GET USED TO IT.

616
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,005
I'M GONNA BE WEARING THIS THING

617
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,807
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

618
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,676
>> UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THAT

619
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,478
AIN'T GONNA THAT BE LONG.

620
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,146
>> Benson: HUH?

621
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,012
WHO ARE YOU?

622
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,514
>> I'M THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF

623
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,882
THAT FANCY LITTLE THREE-PIECE

624
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:03,816
YOU'RE WEARING.

625
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,385
AND I'M GIVING YOU UNTIL THE

626
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,986
COUNT OF 10 TO HAND IT OVER

627
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,855
BEFORE MY GOONS FLATTEN THIS

628
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,723
PARK LIKE A WELL-IRONED SHIRT.

629
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,125
>> Benson: SUIT, IS THAT TRUE?

630
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,160
WHO IS THIS GUY?

631
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,026
>> IT'S TRUE.

632
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,628
HIS NAME IS RICH STEVE --

633
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,564
STEVE FOR SHORT -- AND HE KILLED

634
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,498
MY FATHER.

635
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,866
HE MUST'VE TRACKED ME DOWN FROM

636
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,900
MY BUILT-IN GPS SIGNAL.

637
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,968
>> Benson: THAT'S HORRIBLE!

638
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,002
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE HECK IS

639
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:23,570
GOING ON?

640
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,704
>> Rigby: AND IS BENSON TALKING

641
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,172
TO HIS SUIT?

642
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,473
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, BUT

643
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,674
THAT DUDE LOOKS PRETTY EVIL.

644
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,641
COME ON!

645
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,842
>> BENSON, I DON'T WANT TO BE

646
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,644
WORN BY THIS -- THIS MONSTER.

647
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,512
WILL YOU HELP ME?

648
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,980
>> Benson: WE'RE FAMILY NOW,

649
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:34,647
SUIT.

650
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,815
OF COURSE I WILL.

651
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,817
THE SUIT BELONGS WITH ME, STEVE.

652
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,419
BESIDES, YOU AND YOUR GOONS ARE

653
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,187
OUTNUMBERED.

654
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,721
YOU SHOULD LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL

655
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,422
CAN.

656
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,856
>> I SEE HOW IT IS.

657
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,825
WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE

658
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,759
THESE NUMBERS.

659
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:56,169
YOUR MOVE, BENSON -- THE SUIT

660
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,170
OR YOUR LIFE.

661
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,438
>> Rigby: UH, MAYBE JUST GIVE

662
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,038
HIM THE SUIT.

663
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,106
>> Benson: THIS GUY'S HIRED AN

664
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,040
ENTIRE ARMY!

665
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,675
THE SIX OF US CAN'T FIGHT AN

666
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,210
ARMY!

667
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,178
>> NO. NOT THE SIX OF US --

668
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,713
JUST YOU AND ME.

669
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,047
>> Benson: WHAT?

670
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,182
AAH! SUIT, NO!

671
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,217
>> Mordecai: BENSON, WAIT!

672
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:10,950
>> Benson: AAAH!

673
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,118
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

674
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,052
THIS IS CRAZY!

675
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,053
>> JUST TRUST ME.

676
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,189
>> Benson: I'M GONNA DIE!

677
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:18,858
AAH!

678
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,859
WHOA.

679
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,228
>> BENSON, WORK WITH ME.

680
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,962
IF WE FIGHT AS ONE, WE CAN'T

681
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:23,530
FAIL.

682
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,631
>> Benson: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

683
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,131
ABOUT FIGHTING.

684
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,799
>> JUST LET LOOSE.

685
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,967
CHANNEL YOUR ANGER.

686
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,738
>> Benson:

687
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,639
OW!

688
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,141
ANGER, HUH?

689
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,043
WELL, I'VE GOT PLENTY OF THAT.

690
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:38,911
>> AAH!

691
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:39,879
>> Benson: HEY, STEVE!

692
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:40,880
THINK FAST!

693
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,715
>> HUMAN SHIELD NUMBER 1, GET

694
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,583
INTO POSITION!

695
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,251
>> YES, SIR!

696
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:44,917
OHH!

697
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,586
>> HUMAN SHIELD NUMBER 2, YOU

698
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,588
ARE NOW HUMAN SHIELD NUMBER 1.

699
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,622
>> YES, SIR!

700
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,491
DEBRA?

701
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,259
GUESS WHO JUST GOT THAT

702
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,125
PROMOTION!

703
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:53,793
OHH!

704
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,928
>> ARTILLERY, ATTACK!

705
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,901
>> Muscle Man:

706
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,135
>> Mordecai: DID YOU GUYS KNOW

707
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,237
BENSON COULD FIGHT LIKE THIS?

708
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,272
>> Rigby: I WASN'T EVEN SURE

709
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,105
BENSON HAD A PULSE.

710
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,574
>> AIR ATTACK!

711
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,244
>> Benson: HYAH!

712
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,114
AAH!

713
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,115
>> Rigby: BENSON, YOU RULE!

714
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,016
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BENSON!

715
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,285
>> LET'S SEE YOU DODGE THIS!

716
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,421
>> Benson:

717
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,660
>> AAH!

718
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,127
>> RETREAT!

719
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,697
>> GET BACK HERE!

720
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:31,964
YOUR CONTRACTS STIPULATE THAT

721
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,165
YOU FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

722
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,301
>> Benson: IS THAT ALL OF THEM?

723
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,703
>> NOT ALL. WHERE'S STEVE?

724
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,809
>> Benson:

725
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,313
IF I CAN'T HAVE THAT SUIT, NO

726
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,880
ONE CAN!

727
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,717
>> All:

728
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,685
>> YES!

729
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,989
>> Benson: THAT ALL YOU GOT?

730
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,692
>> RAAAAGHH!

731
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,827
>> Benson: AAH!

732
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,161
>> Together: BENSON!

733
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,864
EAT THAT!

734
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:05,798
WHAT THE...

735
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,701
NO.

736
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,836
STAY DEAD!

737
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:10,837
>> Benson: "TANKS," BUT...

738
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,838
>> WAIT.

739
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,005
>> Benson: ...NO "TANKS."

740
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,041
>> AAAAAH!

741
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,743
>> Benson:

742
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,846
WE DID IT. WE'RE...ALIVE!

743
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,781
>> Together: BENSON!

744
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,019
>> Benson: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT

745
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:27,654
THIS?

746
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,756
>> YES. AS LONG AS I EXIST,

747
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,691
THERE WILL BE POWER-HUNGRY MEN

748
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:32,892
WILLING TO KILL TO WEAR ME.

749
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:33,693
>> Benson:

750
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,729
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.

751
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,367
>> Benson: I'LL MISS YOU, SUIT.

752
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,068
I'LL NEVER BE RESPECTED THE WAY

753
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,770
I WAS WHEN WE WERE A TEAM.

754
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,037
>> YOU DIDN'T NEED ME TO EARN

755
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,339
RESPECT, BENSON -- ALL YOU

756
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,774
NEEDED TO LEARN WAS TO TAKE

757
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,676
CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND RESPECT

758
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,209
YOURSELF.

759
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,379
>> Benson: SO, IT REALLY WAS ME

760
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:53,680
DOING ALL THE FIGHTING?

761
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,881
>> NO, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH ALL

762
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:55,382
ME.

763
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,716
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL MORDECAI

764
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:57,216
AND RIGBY, THOUGH.

765
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,718
>> Benson: I WON'T.

766
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,219
SO, WHAT NOW?

767
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:01,388
>> YOU'LL HAVE TO LOWER ME SINCE

768
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,055
I CAN'T DEACTIVATE MYSELF.

769
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,391
BUT, ALSO, I CAN'T REALLY REACH

770
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,057
THE ROPE.

771
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,058
>> Benson:

772
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,728
>> TIME TO GET REALLY CLEAN.

773
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:12,932
>> Benson: GOODBYE, SUIT.

774
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:15,568
>> GOODBYE, BENSON.