1 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,413 >> Benson: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 2 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:13,547 IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON, SO 3 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:14,882 WE'VE GOT A LOT OF THINGS ON THE 4 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:15,416 AGENDA. 5 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,451 WE'VE GOT HANG THE LIGHTS ON THE 6 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,420 TREE, PREPARE THE TRACK FOR THE 7 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,455 ANNUAL SLED-A-THON, AND LAST BUT 8 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,457 NOT LEAST, TONIGHT IS OUR YEARLY 9 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,393 WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXCHANGE. 10 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,260 [ ALL GROAN ] 11 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,428 >> Muscle Man: WHOO! 12 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:28,762 HEAR THAT, SUGAR PLUMS?! 13 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,131 WHITE ELEPHANT! 14 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,233 YOU ALL KNOW MUSCLE MAN BRINGS 15 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,567 IT WITH THE GIFTS! 16 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,669 I'M GONNA START BRINGING IN THE 17 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,471 HOLIDAY CHEER RIGHT NOW! 18 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:38,606 WHOO-HOO! 19 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,574 WHOO! WHOO! 20 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,442 [ ALL CLAMORING ] 21 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,743 >> Rigby: BENSON, YOU'VE GOT TO 22 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:43,911 CALL OFF THE WHITE ELEPHANT. 23 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:44,812 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 24 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,147 YOU KNOW MUSCLE MAN ALWAYS 25 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,415 PRANKS US BY GETTING TERRIBLE 26 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:47,748 GIFTS. 27 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,917 >> Pops: EVERY YEAR, HIS GIFTS 28 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,352 RUIN CHRISTMAS! 29 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:52,286 >> Hi Five: YEAH! 30 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:53,687 I LOVE THE GUY, BUT HE DOESN'T 31 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:54,655 KNOW WHEN TO QUIT. 32 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:56,257 >> Skips: YOU REMEMBER THE GLOVE 33 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:56,757 INCIDENT. 34 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:57,791 >> Benson: [ GAGS ] 35 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:58,492 [ SIGHS ] 36 00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,460 DON'T REMIND ME. 37 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:00,794 EVERY TIME YOU THINK YOU'RE 38 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,430 GONNA GET SOMETHING YOU WANT, 39 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:03,764 THEN -- BAM! -- MUSCLE MAN 40 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,299 SWOOPS IN, STEALS YOUR GOOD 41 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,800 GIFT, AND YOU'RE STUCK WITH HIS 42 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,535 PRANK ONE. 43 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:08,769 BUT THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE 44 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:09,437 DIFFERENT. 45 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:10,938 THIS YEAR, WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM 46 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:11,939 THE HORRIBLE GIFTS. 47 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:13,374 >> Mordecai: REALLY? OKAY. 48 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:14,275 >> Rigby: NICE! 49 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,709 >> Mordecai: BUT THERE'S NO WAY 50 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,278 OF KNOWING IF HE'LL PICK THE 51 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:17,811 RIGHT GIFT. 52 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,480 >> Skips: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO RIG 53 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:19,780 IT. 54 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,349 >> Benson: IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE 55 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:22,783 IF THE ODDS ARE STACKED IN YOUR 56 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:23,384 FAVOR. 57 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:24,685 >> Rigby: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 58 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,220 >> Benson: I MEAN I'VE GOT A 59 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:26,554 PLAN. 60 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,289 THE ORDER OF THE WHITE ELEPHANT 61 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,623 GIFT EXCHANGE IS DECIDED BY 62 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,292 PICKING RANDOM NUMBERS OUT OF A 63 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:31,625 HAT. 64 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:34,295 NEXT UP IS NUMBER 6! 65 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,696 >> Rigby: OHHHHHHHHHH! 66 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,965 LUCKY NUMBER 6! 67 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,833 >> Benson: BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T 68 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:40,501 RANDOM? 69 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,336 WHAT IF WE WRITE THE EXACT SAME 70 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,238 NUMBER ON EVERY SLIP OF PAPER -- 71 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,706 PRETEND TO HAVE OUR NUMBERS 72 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:46,374 CALLED? 73 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:49,410 >> Rigby: LUCKY NUMBER 6! 74 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,911 I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE. 75 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:51,979 >> Benson: YES. 76 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,314 WHAT COULD IT BE? 77 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,748 WHAT'S SOMETHING MUSCLE MAN 78 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,417 WOULDN'T WANT TO STEAL -- 79 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,819 SOMETHING EVEN HE WOULD FIND 80 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,754 ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE? 81 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:01,889 >> Skips: DEODORANT. 82 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:03,257 >> Pops: OH, A NEW TIE 83 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:04,725 >> Hi Five: A HUGSTABLE DOLL? 84 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:05,859 >> Benson: CLOSE BUT NO. 85 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:06,660 [ TING! ] 86 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:07,561 >> Rigby: AWW. 87 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,696 SALAD ACCESSORIES? 88 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:09,763 >> Benson: YES -- 89 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:10,864 SALAD ACCESSORIES! 90 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,366 IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT 91 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,734 MUSCLE MAN HATES ANYTHING 92 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:14,702 SALAD-RELATED. 93 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,370 >> All: OHH! 94 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,771 >> Benson: KEEP DOING THIS GIFT 95 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,373 AFTER GIFT -- NOTHING BUT SALAD 96 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,774 ACCESSORIES -- UNTIL MUSCLE MAN 97 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,410 IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN THE GAME 98 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:23,744 WHO HASN'T STOLEN ANYTHING... 99 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:24,912 >> Muscle Man: BLECH! 100 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,580 >> Benson: ...LEAVING HIM NO 101 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,015 CHOICE BUT TO PICK THE LAST 102 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,617 REMAINING GIFT WE SET UP FOR 103 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:29,950 HIM. 104 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,585 AND WHEN HE GOES TO OPEN THE 105 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,253 GIFT... 106 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,621 >> All: YEAH? YEAH? 107 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:34,622 >> Benson: I DON'T KNOW. 108 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:35,689 I HAVEN'T THOUGHT THAT FAR 109 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:35,956 AHEAD. 110 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:37,291 >> All: AWWW! 111 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,626 >> Benson: BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU 112 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:39,393 GUYS COME IN. 113 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,694 I ALREADY BOUGHT ALL THE SALAD 114 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:41,028 STUFF. 115 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,530 WE JUST NEED TO FIND SOMETHING 116 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:43,631 THAT WILL MAKE THE WORST 117 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:44,898 POSSIBLE GIFT FOR MUSCLE MAN. 118 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:45,966 >> Mordecai: HM-HM! 119 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:46,867 WITH PLEASURE. 120 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:47,801 >> Rigby: YEAH. 121 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,303 WE COULD TOTALLY DO THAT! 122 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:50,471 >> Benson: ALL RIGHT, THEN. 123 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,772 LET'S SPLIT UP AND GET SHOPPING. 124 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:52,940 WE'RE OUT FOR REVENGE HERE, 125 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,409 PEOPLE, SO GO, GO, GO! 126 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:56,377 [ BELL RINGING ] 127 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,378 >> Hi Five: HA HA! 128 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,379 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 129 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,980 CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN EXPIRED 130 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:00,581 TUNA! 131 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,049 >> Pops: ISN'T THAT A BIT MUCH? 132 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:03,050 >> Hi Five: NO WAY! 133 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,718 REMEMBER WHAT HE DID TO YOU IN 134 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:05,986 LAST YEAR'S WHITE ELEPHANT? 135 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,888 >> Pops: OH, IT'S PERFECT! 136 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,323 IT LOOKS JUST LIKE 137 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:10,724 THE S.S. CONSTANTINOPLE! 138 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,493 >> Benson: I WAS HOPING YOU'D 139 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:13,727 PICK THAT ONE, POPS. 140 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:14,962 >> Pops: I LOVE IT. 141 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,764 >> Muscle Man: NOT SO FAST, 142 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:17,398 POPS. 143 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,333 IT'S MY TURN NOW, AND I CHOOSE 144 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,502 TO STEAL...THIS GIFT! 145 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,337 >> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ] 146 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,738 >> Muscle Man: DON'T WORRY, 147 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:25,306 POPS. 148 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:26,640 IT'S ALL PART OF THE GAME. 149 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,075 NOW YOU GET TO OPEN THE LAST 150 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:28,642 GIFT. 151 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,345 >> Pops: OH! 152 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:34,482 OOH! WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS? 153 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:35,949 [ SNIFFS ] EWW! 154 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,685 >> Muscle Man: IT USED TO BE 155 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,487 RANCH DRESSING, 20 YEARS AGO. 156 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,322 NOW -- BOOM! -- BRAND-NEW PAPER 157 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:41,822 WEIGHT. 158 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:42,823 [ LAUGHS ] 159 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,792 >> Pops: [ CRYING ] 160 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:48,362 YOU THERE -- WHAT'S THE WORST 161 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:51,599 EXPIRED FOOD ITEM YOU'VE GOT? 162 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,500 >> Rigby: OH, DUDE! 163 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,434 WE GOT TO GET THIS! 164 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:54,535 >> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW. 165 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:55,703 DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS TOO 166 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:56,003 HARSH? 167 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,438 >> Rigby: OH, SO MUSCLE MAN'S 168 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,473 GIFTS WERE NEVER TOO HARSH? 169 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,442 >> Both: AAH! AAH! AAH! 170 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:02,976 >> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ] 171 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,613 ITCHING POWDER IN THE SWEATER. 172 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,948 CLASSIC WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT. 173 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:08,882 >> Mordecai: MY EYES! 174 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,784 IT'S IN MY EYES! 175 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:11,885 YOU'RE RIGHT. 176 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,621 IT'S NOT HARSH AT ALL. 177 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:14,655 LET'S BUY IT. 178 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,490 >> Both: HM-HM-HM-HM-HM-HM-HM! 179 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:19,860 >> Benson: HOW MUCH? 180 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,562 >> $500 FOR THE DAY. 181 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,864 >> Skips: BENSON, DO YOU REALLY 182 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,500 WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 183 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,735 >> Benson: WOW! 184 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,637 THESE GLOVES ARE GREAT! 185 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:30,838 >> Muscle Man: DO YOU THINK SO? 186 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:31,672 >> Benson: YEAH! 187 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:32,473 THEY'RE SO SOFT! 188 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:33,641 >> Muscle Man: DO YOU REALLY 189 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:34,041 THINK SO? 190 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:34,975 >> Benson: YEAH, I DO! WHY? 191 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:35,909 >> Muscle Man: BECAUSE THEY'RE 192 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:39,713 MADE OF MY OLD UNDERWEAR! 193 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:40,748 >> Benson: AAH! AAH! 194 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,082 AAH-AAH-AAH! 195 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,718 NOOOO! 196 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,054 I DIDN'T WANT TO RETIRE AT 65 197 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,155 ANYWAY. 198 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:51,492 >> PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH 199 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:52,092 YOU. 200 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,861 >> Mordecai: MAN. 201 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,095 WHICH ONE SHOULD WE GIVE HIM? 202 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,497 >> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW WHICH 203 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:56,997 ONE'S WORSE. 204 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,065 >> Benson: ALL OF THEM. 205 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:58,766 ALL OF THEM! 206 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:02,403 PUT ALL OF THEM TOGETHER -- NOW! 207 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:06,507 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 208 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,410 [ ALL LAUGHING EVILLY ] 209 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,013 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 210 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,515 >> Benson: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 211 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,749 COOL IT. HE'S HERE. 212 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,019 >> Muscle Man: HAPPY 213 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,187 WHITE ELEPHANT, BENSON! 214 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,055 [ "JINGLE BELLS" PLAYING ] 215 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:49,717 GEEZ. 216 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,752 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SALAD STUFF? 217 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,754 YOU GUYS ON A DIET OR SOMETHING? 218 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,489 >> Benson: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 219 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,824 WE'RE DOWN TO THE LAST TWO 220 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:57,224 GIFTS. 221 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,826 I WONDER WHAT THEY COULD BE. 222 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,662 NEXT UP IS NUMBER 6! 223 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:02,730 >> Rigby: OHHHHHHHHHH! 224 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,666 LUCKY NUMBER 6! 225 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,835 >> Benson: RIGBY, COME ON UP AND 226 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,002 PICK YOUR GIFT! 227 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,070 >> Rigby: HMM. 228 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,641 WHICH ONE? 229 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,175 >> Muscle Man: GOOD CHOICE, BRO. 230 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:15,976 [ CHUCKLES ] 231 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:16,977 >> Rigby: [ CHUCKLES ] 232 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:17,678 YEAH, I KNOW. 233 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,612 >> Muscle Man: GOOD. 234 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,246 I KNOW YOU KNOW. 235 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,247 >> Rigby: [ CHUCKLES ] 236 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,615 WELL, I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW. 237 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,818 >> Benson: JUST OPEN IT! 238 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,754 OPEN IT. 239 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:31,124 >> Rigby: [ GULPS ] 240 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,259 HUH?! 241 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,994 A NEW TV? 242 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:34,995 >> Muscle Man: HAPPY 243 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:35,996 WHITE ELEPHANT, BRO! 244 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:36,764 >> Pops: OH. WHAT? 245 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:37,531 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 246 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:37,831 OKAY. 247 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,099 WHAT'S THE DEAL, MUSCLE MAN? 248 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,267 >> Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU 249 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,201 TALKING ABOUT, BRO? 250 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,135 >> Mordecai: COME ON. 251 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,136 WE KNOW THIS IS A PRANK. 252 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:43,937 >> Rigby: YEAH! 253 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,105 IS THIS THING GONNA ELECTROCUTE 254 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,540 ME IF I PLUG IT IN OR SOMETHING? 255 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,875 >> Muscle Man: NO, BRO! 256 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:48,976 IT'S NOT A PRANK! 257 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,644 IT'S AN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS 258 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:51,679 FLAT-SCREEN TV. 259 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:52,513 [ SIGHS ] 260 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,615 LOOK, I ADMIT I HAVEN'T BEEN THE 261 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,684 BEST WHITE ELEPHANT PARTICIPANT 262 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,118 IN THE LAST FEW YEARS. 263 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,220 SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE EVEN CALLED 264 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,289 MY PRANKS HARSH OR OUT OF LINE. 265 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,124 [ Voice breaking ] AND I THOUGHT 266 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,959 THIS GIFT WOULD BRING US CLOSER 267 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,661 TOGETHER, 'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE 268 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:08,662 LIKE MY FAMILY. 269 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,297 THAT'S WHAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE ALL 270 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:11,532 ABOUT -- FAMILY. 271 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,567 [ CRYING ] 272 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,301 [ SNIFFLES ] 273 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,203 ANYWAYS, SINCE THERE'S NOTHING 274 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,038 GOOD LEFT TO STEAL, I'LL JUST 275 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,139 TAKE THIS ONE. 276 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,542 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 277 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:25,312 [ ZAP! ] 278 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,179 [ ALL GASP ] 279 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,221 >> MORDECAI, RIGBY, OTHERS, YOU 280 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,990 HAVE RUINED THE SPIRIT OF THE 281 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,727 WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXCHANGE. 282 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,162 NOW YOU GET TO SPEND ALL OF 283 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:45,032 ETERNITY IN MY TEMPLE OF GIFTS. 284 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,835 P.S. -- YOU DON'T GET TO OPEN 285 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:48,936 THE GIFTS. 286 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:49,837 >> Rigby: AW, MAN! 287 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,104 >> Benson: LOOK, I KNOW WE WENT 288 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,272 A LITTLE OVERBOARD WITH THE 289 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,741 PRANK GIFT FOR MUSCLE MAN, BUT 290 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:54,942 DID YOU SEE THE ONES HE GAVE 291 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,010 US -- THE RANCH DRESSING, THE 292 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,046 SWEATERS, THE UNDERWEAR GLOVES?! 293 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,080 I COULD GO ON. 294 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,015 >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET 295 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,116 GIFTS YOU LIKE. 296 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,018 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE GIFTS 297 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,119 YOU DON'T LIKE. 298 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,355 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN. 299 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,258 EXCEPT YOU HAD TO GO AND RIG THE 300 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,260 GAME AND GET REVENGE. 301 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:16,029 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH 302 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,197 YOURSELVES. 303 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,032 >> Benson: I GUESS HE'S RIGHT. 304 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,934 MAYBE WE GOT TOO HUNG UP ON IT. 305 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,736 >> Skips: IT REALLY IS JUST A 306 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,037 SILLY GAME, AFTER ALL. 307 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,906 >> Hi Five: AND HE DID GIVE US 308 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:26,874 THAT SWEET TV. 309 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:27,741 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 310 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:28,976 MUSCLE MAN WAS JUST TRYING TO 311 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,110 HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND MAYBE 312 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,378 THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO, TOO. 313 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,380 MR. WHITE ELEPHANT, SIR... 314 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,147 >> YES? 315 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,248 >> Mordecai: ...SEND US BACK SO 316 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,216 WE CAN STOP MUSCLE MAN FROM 317 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:36,984 OPENING THAT GIFT. 318 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,752 >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 319 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,821 I'VE NEVER REALLY DONE THAT 320 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:41,622 BEFORE. 321 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,891 I SUPPOSE YOU COULD GO HOME, OR 322 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,959 YOU COULD SEE WHAT'S IN THIS 323 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:46,627 BOX. 324 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,061 >> Rigby: CAN WE SEE WHAT'S IN 325 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:48,762 IT FIRST? 326 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:49,062 OWW! 327 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,230 >> Mordecai: NO, THANKS. 328 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,665 I THINK WE'LL JUST GO HOME. 329 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,265 >> FINE. 330 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,935 [ ZAP! ] 331 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,136 >> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, WAIT. 332 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,404 >> Muscle Man: WHAT IS IT, BRO? 333 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,939 >> Benson: WELL, THE TRUTH IS == 334 00:08:58,939 --> 00:08:59,973 >> Rigby: BENSON, WAIT! 335 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,074 IT'S NOT A TV! 336 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,943 IT'S JUST A BOX FULL OF OLD 337 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:03,977 CHINESE FOOD! 338 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:04,745 >> All: WHAT?! 339 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,245 >> Benson: HUH? 340 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,781 >> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ] 341 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,116 GOTCHA, BROS! 342 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:12,019 HEARTFELT SPEECH GETS 'EM EVERY 343 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:12,853 TIME! 344 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:18,425 [ LAUGHS ] 345 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:22,329 WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY, BENSON? 346 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,097 >> Benson: ENJOY OPENING THAT 347 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:24,665 GIFT. 348 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,199 >> Muscle Man: [ In slow 349 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,701 motion ] OKAY, BRO. 350 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,702 [ RUMBLE! BOOM! ] 351 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,270 >> * HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY 352 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,705 CHRISTMAS * 353 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,674 * IT'S THE BEST TIME OF 354 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,442 THE YEAR * 355 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:38,045 * I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'LL BE 356 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:41,882 SNOW, BUT HAVE A CUP OF CHEER * 357 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:45,318 * HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS 358 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,154 * AND WHEN YOU WALK DOWN 359 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,156 THE STREET * 360 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:52,325 * SAY HELLO TO FRIENDS YOU KNOW 361 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:56,063 AND EVERYONE YOU MEET * 362 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,399 * HO HO, THE MISTLETOE 363 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,836 * HUNG WHERE YOU CAN SEE 364 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:06,306 * SOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU 365 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,342 * KISS HER ONCE FOR ME 366 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:12,813 * HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS 367 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:16,850 * AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR 368 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,386 * OH, BY GOLLY, HAVE A HOLLY 369 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:23,056 JOLLY CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR * 370 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,425 >> * HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY 371 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,894 CHRISTMAS * 372 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,495 * IT'S THE BEST TIME OF 373 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,330 THE YEAR * 374 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,200 [ GUITAR SOLO ] 375 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,072 >> * HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY 376 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,340 CHRISTMAS * 377 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,441 * AND WHEN YOU WALK... 378 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,443 >> Skips: NOW, THIS IS FUN! 379 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,411 [ LAUGHTER ] 380 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,513 >> * SAY HELLO TO FRIENDS YOU 381 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:51,018 KNOW AND EVERYONE YOU MEET * 382 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:54,187 * HO HO, THE MISTLETOE 383 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,357 * HUNG WHERE YOU CAN SEE 384 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,026 * SOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU 385 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,194 [ TING! ] 386 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:01,995 * KISS HER ONCE... 387 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:28,155 >> Both: [ BEATBOXING ] 388 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,289 >> Mordecai: [ Rapping ] * WRAP 389 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,057 UP THE PRESENTS * 390 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,124 * THROW 'EM UNDER THE TREE 391 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,092 * DRINK UP THE EGG NOG 392 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,126 * HAVE ONE, TWO, OR THREE 393 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,161 >> Rigby: * CHRISTMAS TIME IS 394 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:34,561 NEAR * 395 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,996 * SPREADIN' HOLIDAY CHEER 396 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:36,663 * YO, EILEEN! 397 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,165 * GET THAT FRUIT CAKE OUTTA 398 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:38,565 HERE! * 399 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,299 >> Eileen: WHAT?! 400 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,333 FRUIT CAKE IS THE BEST PART OF 401 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,001 THE HOLIDAYS! 402 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:41,668 >> Both: * FRUIT CAKE, 403 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:42,335 FRUIT CAKE * 404 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,603 * WE DON'T WANT TO PARTAKE 405 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,504 OF YOUR OL' FRUIT CAKE * 406 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,605 >> Rigby: * WHEN A FRUIT CAKE 407 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,940 COMES A-KNOCKIN' YOU JUST STUFF 408 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:47,975 THAT IN YOUR STOCKIN' * 409 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,076 >> Both: AND BOOM! 410 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,677 NO FRUIT CAAAAAAKE! 411 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,179 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 412 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,147 >> Eileen: WELL, MORE FOR ME. 413 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,682 BY THE WAY, I GOT THREE THINGS I 414 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:56,683 WANT TO TELL YOU. 415 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,351 FIRST AND FOREMOST IS THAT MY 416 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,187 AWESOME CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY 417 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,989 IS TONIGHT SO BE SURE TO DRESS 418 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:02,956 FOR THE OCCASION. 419 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,457 [ SWEATER BUZZES ] 420 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,159 >> Rigby: FESTIVE! 421 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,494 >> Mordecai: AW, YEAH! 422 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,661 COUNT ME AND C.J. IN ON THE 423 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,196 PARTY. 424 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,263 IT'S OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS 425 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,364 TOGETHER AND IT'S GONNA BE 426 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,366 AWESOME. 427 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,534 >> Eileen: AND THE SECOND 428 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,969 THING I WANTED TO TELL YOU... 429 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,270 IS THAT MARGARET IS GONNA BE 430 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:17,637 THERE. 431 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,272 >> Mordecai: PBHHHHHT! 432 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,380 M-M-MARGARET? 433 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,681 MARGARET'S GONNA BE THERE? 434 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,216 OH, NO! 435 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,517 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN SHE'D BE HOME 436 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,351 FOR THE HOLIDAYS! 437 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,619 IF SHE'S AT THE PARTY AND C.J. 438 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,121 IS AT THE PARTY AND I'M AT THE 439 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,188 PARTY, IT'S GONNA BE -- 440 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,023 >> Rigby: A PARTY? 441 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:36,623 >> Mordecai: UGH! 442 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,524 THIS IS TERRIBLE! 443 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,026 IF I SEE MARGARET AND ACT ALL 444 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,327 WEIRD AROUND HER, C.J.'S GONNA 445 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,394 THINK I STILL LIKE HER! 446 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,395 >> Rigby: DUDE, YOU'RE MAKING 447 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,330 TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF IT. 448 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,531 I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE. 449 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,565 >> Mordecai: MAYBE IF I JUST 450 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,633 AVOID HER, NOTHING BAD WILL 451 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,167 HAPPEN. 452 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,235 >> Eileen: OR YOU COULD JUST 453 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,069 TALK TO HER NOW. 454 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:49,736 >> Mordecai: WAIT, WHAT? 455 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,004 >> Eileen: YEAH, SHE'S ON HER 456 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:51,704 WAY OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. 457 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:52,405 >> Mordecai: AAH! 458 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,707 I -- I -- I -- 459 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,210 I NEED SOME AIR! I GOT TO GO! 460 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:57,677 >> Eileen: WAIT! 461 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:58,578 I STILL GOT TO TELL YOU THE 462 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,547 THIRD THING! 463 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,149 >> Muscle Man: MAN, TONIGHT'S 464 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,650 PARTY IS GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN! 465 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,752 MY FIRST CHRISTMAS AS AN ENGAGED 466 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,520 MAN WITH MY FIANCéE. 467 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,321 >> Hi Five: YEAH. 468 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,556 CELIA MADE GLUTEN-FREE CHRISTMAS 469 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,090 COOKIES. 470 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,258 THEY STILL TASTE JUST AS GOOD 471 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:11,691 THOUGH. 472 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,392 >> Rigby: YEAH! 473 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,426 THERE'S EVEN GONNA BE A FANCY 474 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,261 SODA TABLE! 475 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:17,430 IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 476 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,199 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 477 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,667 >> C.J.: THIS IS THE BEST PARTY 478 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,234 EVER! 479 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,702 I'M SO GLAD I GET TO SPEND 480 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,437 CHRISTMAS WITH YOU, MORDECAI. 481 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,773 >> Margaret: MORDECAI? 482 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,540 >> Mordecai: AAH! 483 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,541 >> C.J.: WHO'S THIS, MORDECAI? 484 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,576 >> Mordecai: UH, C.J., THIS IS 485 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,679 MARGARET, MY GIRLFRIEND. 486 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,681 I MEAN MY EX-GIRLFRIEND! 487 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,516 I MEAN A GIRL I KISSED A BUNCH 488 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,085 IN THE PAST, WHO'S MY FRIEND! 489 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,619 SHOULD I STOP TALKING NOW? 490 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,253 AAH! 491 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,189 >> C.J.: I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK 492 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,623 TO YOU AGAIN, MORDECAI! 493 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,457 >> Margaret: YEAH! 494 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,525 WAY TO MAKE THINGS WEIRD! 495 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,627 >> Mordecai: NOOOOOOO! 496 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,095 NO! 497 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:48,795 >> Muscle Man: NO? 498 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,430 DON'T MOVE IT TO THE LEFT? 499 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,066 WELL, IT MIGHT FALL, BUT OKAY. 500 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,434 [ ALL SCREAM ] 501 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,468 [ THUD ] 502 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,769 [ ALL GROAN ] 503 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,106 I SHOULD'VE MOVED IT TO THE 504 00:13:59,106 --> 00:13:59,639 LEFT. 505 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,641 >> Benson: HEY, BE CAREFUL! 506 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,376 THAT SANTA WASN'T CHEAP. 507 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,744 MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I NEED YOU 508 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,379 GUYS TO TAKE THIS PACKAGE TO THE 509 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,147 POST OFFICE. 510 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,148 >> Rigby: I GOT TO WRAP EILEEN'S 511 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:08,448 GIFT. 512 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,316 >> Benson: MORDECAI? 513 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,317 >> Mordecai: I CAN'T GO. 514 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,451 WHAT IF I RUN INTO MARGARET? 515 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,152 >> Rigby: WHAT? 516 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,286 SHE'S NOT GONNA BE LURKING 517 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,554 AROUND EVERY CORNER IN THE CITY! 518 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,722 >> Benson: I AGREE WITH RIGBY. 519 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:16,789 OH, ALSO... 520 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,125 JUST DO YOUR JOB! 521 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,126 >> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ] 522 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,160 GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, 523 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:20,560 MORDECAI. 524 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,494 SHE'S JUST A PERSON. 525 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,495 YOU'RE JUST A PERSON. 526 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,632 TWO PEOPLE. NO BIG DEAL. 527 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:29,669 >> Margaret: MORDECAI? 528 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,438 UM, HI. 529 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,672 >> Mordecai: HEY, UM, [CHUCKLES] 530 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,573 WHAT A COINCIDENCE! 531 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,674 I HEARD YOU'D BE COMING BACK 532 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,808 INTO MY LIFE -- I MEAN INTO 533 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:36,309 TOWN! 534 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,310 WELCOME BACK! 535 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,445 >> Margaret: THANKS. 536 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:38,845 UH, OH. 537 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,679 [ CHUCKLES ] 538 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,314 WELL, I GUESS WE'VE NEVER BEEN 539 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,349 GOOD AT THAT, HUH? 540 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,517 WOW, I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU. 541 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,286 OH, DID EILEEN TELL YOU ABOUT -- 542 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,454 >> Mordecai: UH, MOSTLY. 543 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,688 WHOOPS! I GOT A PHONE CALL. 544 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:49,622 IT'S FROM BENSON. 545 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,690 A CALL FROM "THE MAN." 546 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,658 I GOT TO TAKE IT. 547 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,425 [ CHUCKLES ] 548 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:52,859 BENSON? 549 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,461 I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE POST 550 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,595 OFFICE ACROSS TOWN? 551 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,863 WELL, I GOT TO RUN, MARGARET! 552 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:57,530 LITERALLY! 553 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,865 I, UH, GOT REALLY INTO RUNNING 554 00:14:58,865 --> 00:14:59,699 AFTER YOU LEFT. 555 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,201 IT'S A HEALTH THING. BYE! 556 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,270 [ DOG BARKING ] 557 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,675 >> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ] 558 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,277 UGH! CHRISTMAS IS SO HARD! 559 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,179 >> Mordecai: [ PANTING ] 560 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:12,812 >> Rigby: OH, GOOD. 561 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,147 YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO HELP ME 562 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:14,547 WRAP THIS. 563 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:15,282 GRAB SOME TAPE. 564 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,483 >> Mordecai: DUDE, I JUST SAW 565 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,684 MARGARET AT THE POST OFFICE. 566 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,618 >> Rigby: LET ME GUESS. 567 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,552 YOU PULLED A MORDECAI? 568 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,787 >> Mordecai: YEAH, I FAKED A 569 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,322 CALL FROM BENSON THEN I RAN AWAY 570 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:22,789 FROM HER. 571 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,224 >> Rigby: CLASSIC MORDECAI. 572 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:24,891 >> Mordecai: UGH. 573 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,359 THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GO TO THIS 574 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:26,693 PARTY. 575 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,727 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 576 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:28,228 HELLO? 577 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,296 >> C.J.: HEY, MORDECAI! 578 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,530 ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE PARTY 579 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:30,897 TONIGHT? 580 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:31,631 I KNOW I AM. 581 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:32,499 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 582 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,566 >> C.J.: EILEEN'S PARTY. 583 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,801 SHE TOLD YOU ABOUT IT, RIGHT? 584 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,868 >> Mordecai: OH, YEAH. 585 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:36,569 [ CHUCKLES ] 586 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,904 THE TOTALLY NORMAL PARTY WHERE 587 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,306 NOTHING BAD WILL EVER HAPPEN. 588 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:39,906 >> C.J.: UH, YEAH. 589 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,341 ARE YOU GOING TO PICK ME UP OR 590 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,409 SHOULD WE JUST MEET THERE? 591 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:46,813 >> Mordecai: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... 592 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,914 >> Rigby: WE'LL MEET THERE, 593 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:48,415 DUDE. 594 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,316 HA HA. OKAY. BYE. 595 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,417 >> Mordecai: AW, DUDE, WHY'D YOU 596 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,651 DO THAT?! 597 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,519 >> Rigby: BECAUSE YOU'RE 598 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,386 ACTING LIKE A DUMB BABY! 599 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,554 I'M GONNA LAY THE HARD TRUTH ON 600 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,255 YOU, MORDECAI. 601 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,889 YOU'RE WIMPIN' UP THE HOLIDAYS! 602 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,325 YOU'RE DATING C.J. NOW, AND IF 603 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,592 YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT HER YOU'LL 604 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,727 GO TO THE PARTY WITH HER. 605 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:01,928 SO MARGARET WILL BE THERE. 606 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:02,595 BIG DEAL! 607 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,863 SHE'LL BE GONE AFTER THAT, AND 608 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,232 YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE HER 609 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:05,565 AGAIN. 610 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,599 >> Mordecai: YEAH BUT -- 611 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,734 >> Rigby: DUDE, JUST GO TO THE 612 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:08,235 PARTY. 613 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,769 [ FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYS ] 614 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,573 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 615 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,342 >> Muscle Man: YEAH, NOT TO BRAG 616 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,876 OR NOTHIN', BUT STARLA AND I ARE 617 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,611 PLANNING THE BEST WEDDING OF ALL 618 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:19,212 TIME. 619 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,413 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 620 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,882 >> Both: MERRY CHRISTMAAAAS! 621 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:23,783 >> Eileen: YOU MADE IT! 622 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:24,617 GIVE ME YOUR COATS. 623 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,785 I'LL PUT THEM IN THE SPARE ROOM. 624 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:26,853 BY THE WAY, MORDECAI. 625 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,355 I NEVER GOT TO TELL YOU THE 626 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,756 THIRD THING FROM THIS MORNING. 627 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,258 >> Rigby: HOLD THAT THOUGHT, 628 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,525 EILEEN, AND OPEN THIS GIFT 629 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,626 WRAPPED BY YOURS TRULY! 630 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,462 >> Eileen: OH! 631 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:36,629 [ GASPS ] YOU DIDN'T! 632 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,597 >> Rigby: I DID. 633 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,765 >> Eileen: THIS MISTLETOE DISCO 634 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,467 BALL IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED! 635 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,637 THANKS, RIGBY! 636 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,540 >> Both: WHOAAA! 637 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,308 >> C.J.: BOO! 638 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:48,975 >> Mordecai: AAH! 639 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:49,976 >> C.J.: [ LAUGHS ] 640 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,578 GEEZ, SOMEONE'S ON EDGE TONIGHT. 641 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,979 DID SANTA BRING YOU A CASE OF 642 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,314 JITTERS FOR CHRISTMAS? 643 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,315 >> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES 644 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:55,748 NERVOUSLY ] 645 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,549 NO, NO, HE DIDN'T. 646 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,650 >> C.J.: ARE YOU SURE NOTHING 647 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,652 IS WRONG? 648 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,653 >> Mordecai: [ GASPS ] 649 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,721 >> C.J.: HUH? 650 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:02,289 WHOA. 651 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,656 YOUR FACE IS REALLY SWEATY. 652 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:04,791 >> Mordecai: IS IT? 653 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,992 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 654 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,494 I MUST BE REALLY THIRSTY. 655 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,628 UH, LET'S GO TO THE FANCY SODA 656 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:08,995 TABLE. 657 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,797 IT'S ON ME. HA HAAA! 658 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,798 >> C.J.: BUT IT'S FREE. 659 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:12,999 >> Mordecai: COME ON. LET'S GO. 660 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,635 "YETI GINGER ALE", "MOUNTAIN MAN 661 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,504 GINGER ALE", "IMITATION 662 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,571 GINGER ALE"? 663 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,639 >> C.J.: WHO KNEW THERE WERE 664 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,773 SO MANY FLAVORS OF GINGER ALE? 665 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,442 >> Mordecai: YEAH, WHO KNEW? 666 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,843 >> Margaret: HEY, MORDECAI. 667 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,413 >> Mordecai: UHHHHH, HEY! 668 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,280 >> Margaret: I'M GLAD YOU'RE 669 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:27,580 HERE. 670 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,848 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU EARLIER 671 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,016 AT THE POST OFFICE, BUT IT 672 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,518 SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE IN A RUSH. 673 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,486 >> Mordecai: UH, YUP. 674 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,421 >> Margaret: HI. 675 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,688 I'M MARGARET, BY THE WAY. 676 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,689 NICE TO MEET YOU. 677 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,657 >> C.J.: UH, C.J. 678 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,825 MORDECAI'S GIRLFRIEND. 679 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:39,826 >> Margaret: GIRLFRIEND? 680 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,860 >> Mordecai: YOU KNOW EACH 681 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:41,361 OTHER. 682 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,362 I MEAN YOU'VE MET BEFORE. 683 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,496 AT THE COFFEE SHOP WHEN I 684 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,664 INVITED YOU BOTH TO THE SAME 685 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,332 MOVIE. 686 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,366 >> Margaret: OH. 687 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,768 >> C.J.: YEAH. THAT. 688 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,703 >> Margaret: UM, IT WAS NICE 689 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,671 MEETING YOU. 690 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,872 OFFICIALLY. 691 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,541 I'M GOING TO GO OVER THERE FOR A 692 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:54,874 BIT. 693 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:55,642 EXCUSE ME. 694 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,043 >> C.J.: SO THAT'S WHY YOU'VE 695 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,010 BEEN ACTING SO WEIRD. 696 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:58,878 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 697 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,980 I'M NOT WEIRD. 698 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,349 OKAY, YES. 699 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,550 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE WE 700 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,884 BROKE UP AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT 701 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:05,452 TO DO. 702 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,853 AND I WAS WORRIED THAT ME ACTING 703 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,388 WEIRD WOULD GIVE YOU THE WRONG 704 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,689 IMPRESSION, LIKE I STILL LIKE 705 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,557 HER OR SOMETHING. 706 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,658 >> C.J.: WELL, DO YOU? 707 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:12,459 >> Mordecai: NO! 708 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,660 I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT HER 709 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,026 ANYMORE. 710 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:14,961 I'M WITH YOU. 711 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,563 THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. 712 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,665 >> C.J.: THAT'S ALL I NEEDED 713 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,566 TO KNOW. 714 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,900 NOW COME ON! 715 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,868 THIS IS A PARTY! 716 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,035 LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN! 717 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,871 [ FESTIVE HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYS ] 718 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,752 >> Mordecai: CARE FOR ANOTHER 719 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:40,086 GLASS? 720 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,087 >> C.J.: ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT TO 721 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:41,821 USE THE RESTROOM. 722 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:42,822 >> Mordecai: BETTER TAKE A 723 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:43,356 NUMBER. 724 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:43,923 THAT'S A LONG LINE. 725 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,392 >> C.J.: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 726 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,926 BE BACK SOON! 727 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,428 >> Mordecai: AH! 728 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,763 >> Muscle Man: MERRY MUSCLE-MAS, 729 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,731 MY SWEET. 730 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,533 >> HOW ABOUT A BIT OF THAT 731 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,435 HOLIDAY SUGAR? 732 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,036 >> Muscle Man: "HO, HO, HO" 733 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:57,770 TO THAT! 734 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,939 [ BOTH SMOOCHING ] 735 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,441 >> Hi Five: OH, UH, IS THAT A 736 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,909 NEW LIP GLOSS OR -- WHOA! 737 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:03,843 >> [ SMOOCHES ] 738 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:04,944 >> Mordecai: PFFTT, DUDE. 739 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:05,845 CHECK OUT FIVES. 740 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,879 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 741 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:07,614 DUDE? 742 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,949 >> Rigby: HUH? OH YEAH, SURE. 743 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,518 >> Mordecai: HEY, EILEEN. 744 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,085 IS THAT MISTLETOE IN YOUR HAIR? 745 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,854 >> Eileen: AS A MATTER OF FACT 746 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:15,588 IT IS. 747 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,756 GOOD EYE! 748 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:17,790 >> Mordecai: OH, RIGBY, IT'S 749 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,425 MISTLETOE. 750 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:18,958 >> Rigby: YEAH, SO? 751 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,792 >> Mordecai: YOU KNOW THAT 752 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,627 PEOPLE HAVE TO KISS UNDER 753 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,127 MISTLETOE, RIGHT? 754 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,562 >> Rigby: YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT 755 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,463 LIKE A "RULE" RULE. 756 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,097 >> Mordecai: [ BAWKING ] 757 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:25,798 >> Rigby: UGH! 758 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:26,466 FINE! 759 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,133 [ SMOOCHES ] 760 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:27,867 HM! HM! 761 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,768 >> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, 762 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,702 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOOD. 763 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,438 ON THAT NOTE, THOUGH, I SHOULD 764 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,138 FIND MY LADY. 765 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,440 WHERE'S MY LADY AT? 766 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,641 CAN'T KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE 767 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,808 DISCO BALL WITHOUT MY LADY! 768 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,644 C.J.? 769 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:41,113 >> Margaret: UH, HEY, MORDECAI. 770 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,782 >> Mordecai: AAH! 771 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,816 AAH! 772 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,118 >> WHOA! 773 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,787 >> Muscle Man: UGH! 774 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,789 >> Both: AAH! 775 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,090 >> Mordecai: UGH. 776 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:51,991 HUH? 777 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,826 >> Margaret: MORDECAI? 778 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,827 ARE YOU OKAY? 779 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,563 >> Mordecai: UH, YEAH. 780 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,431 I'M FINE. WHY DO YOU ASK? 781 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,666 >> Margaret: YOU'RE ACTING 782 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,066 WEIRD. 783 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,634 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO ME? 784 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,002 >> Mordecai: UH, I CAN'T RIGHT 785 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:03,503 NOW. 786 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,671 I GOT TO GO. 787 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,838 >> Margaret: PLEASE, MORDECAI. 788 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,073 I DON'T WANT THINGS TO BE LIKE 789 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:07,574 THIS. 790 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,741 >> Mordecai: IT'S JUST -- THINGS 791 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:09,909 ARE COMPLICATED BETWEEN US NOW, 792 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:10,176 OKAY? 793 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,678 >> Margaret: NOT IF YOU JUST 794 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,479 TALK TO ME! 795 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,746 COME ON! DON'T SHUT ME OUT! 796 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:14,847 >> Mordecai: GOT TO MAKE IT 797 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:15,147 STOP! 798 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,683 WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES TO THIS 799 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,016 THING? 800 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,585 >> Margaret: LOOK, MORDECAI. 801 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,086 I KNOW THINGS DIDN'T END THE WAY 802 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,688 WE WANTED THEM TO, BUT AT LEAST 803 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,189 WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES TOGETHER, 804 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,491 DIDN'T WE? 805 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,958 DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO 806 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,194 YOU? 807 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,862 >> Mordecai: YEAH, IT DOES MEAN 808 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:30,763 SOMETHING TO ME. 809 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,131 BUT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW. 810 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,633 A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE WE 811 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,100 BROKE UP. 812 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,668 IT WAS REALLY ROUGH FOR ME AT 813 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,869 FIRST, BUT SINCE I'VE BEEN 814 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,538 DATING C.J. I FEEL A LOT HAPPIER 815 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:38,871 NOW. 816 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:39,939 SHE'S GOOD FOR ME. 817 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,608 I JUST HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND 818 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:41,974 THAT. 819 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,610 >> Margaret: I DO UNDERSTAND. 820 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,011 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA 821 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:45,845 WAIT FOR ME. 822 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,046 I'M REALLY GLAD FOR YOU, 823 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:47,780 MORDECAI. 824 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,616 YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. 825 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,821 >> Mordecai: I'M SORRY FOR 826 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:55,522 ACTING WEIRD. 827 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,723 >> Margaret: WELL, IT WOULDN'T 828 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:57,557 BE THE FIRST TIME. 829 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,858 >> Mordecai: AND IT WON'T BE THE 830 00:20:58,858 --> 00:20:59,158 LAST! 831 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,159 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 832 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:03,229 >> Margaret: MM. 833 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,698 WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES TOGETHER. 834 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,899 >> Mordecai: YEAH. WE DID. 835 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,234 >> Margaret: MERRY CHRISTMAS. 836 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,102 >> Mordecai: MERRY CHRISTMAS. 837 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,511 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 838 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:24,851 NO! 839 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:25,918 >> Margaret: OH, MY GOSH! 840 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,587 >> Mordecai: I DIDN'T MEAN TO 841 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:28,054 DO THAT! 842 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,756 >> Margaret: I REALLY WASN'T -- 843 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:30,523 I MEAN -- 844 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,558 >> C.J.: MORDECAI? 845 00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:32,258 >> Mordecai: NO, IT'S NOT -- 846 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,594 >> Mordecai: C.J., WAIT! 847 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,529 >> Muscle Man: AWKWARD. 848 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:37,564 [ SMOOCHING ] 849 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,533 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 850 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:44,270 >> Mordecai: [ GROANS ] 851 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,105 CALL HER! I GOT TO CALL HER! 852 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,239 UGH! WHERE'S MY PHONE? 853 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,675 >> Rigby: YOU OKAY, MAN? 854 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:49,275 >> Mordecai: NOT NOW. 855 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:52,779 I GOT TO GET MY PHONE. 856 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:53,680 HUH? 857 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,083 MARGARET'S? 858 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,918 WHAT'S MARGARET'S STUFF DOING 859 00:21:58,918 --> 00:21:59,552 HERE? 860 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:00,553 >> Eileen: YEAH. 861 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,121 THAT'S THE THIRD THING I WANTED 862 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,122 TO TELL YOU. 863 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,290 MARGARET'S MY NEW ROOMMATE. 864 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,792 SHE'S FINISHING HER DEGREE BY 865 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,126 WORKING AT THE NEWS STATION AND 866 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,128 SHE'LL BE STAYING HERE. 867 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,296 I'VE GOT TO GO CHECK OUT THE 868 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,998 SODA TABLE.