>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON, SO
WE'VE GOT A LOT OF THINGS ON THE
AGENDA.
WE'VE GOT HANG THE LIGHTS ON THE
TREE, PREPARE THE TRACK FOR THE
ANNUAL SLED-A-THON, AND LAST BUT
NOT LEAST, TONIGHT IS OUR YEARLY
WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXCHANGE.
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!
HEAR THAT, SUGAR PLUMS?!
WHITE ELEPHANT!
YOU ALL KNOW MUSCLE MAN BRINGS
IT WITH THE GIFTS!
I'M GONNA START BRINGING IN THE
HOLIDAY CHEER RIGHT NOW!
WHOO-HOO!
WHOO! WHOO!
>> Rigby: BENSON, YOU'VE GOT TO
CALL OFF THE WHITE ELEPHANT.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
YOU KNOW MUSCLE MAN ALWAYS
PRANKS US BY GETTING TERRIBLE
GIFTS.
>> Pops: EVERY YEAR, HIS GIFTS
RUIN CHRISTMAS!
>> Hi Five: YEAH!
I LOVE THE GUY, BUT HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.
>> Skips: YOU REMEMBER THE GLOVE
INCIDENT.
>> Benson:
DON'T REMIND ME.
EVERY TIME YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA GET SOMETHING YOU WANT,
THEN -- BAM! -- MUSCLE MAN
SWOOPS IN, STEALS YOUR GOOD
GIFT, AND YOU'RE STUCK WITH HIS
PRANK ONE.
BUT THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE
DIFFERENT.
THIS YEAR, WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM
THE HORRIBLE GIFTS.
>> Mordecai: REALLY? OKAY.
>> Rigby: NICE!
>> Mordecai: BUT THERE'S NO WAY
OF KNOWING IF HE'LL PICK THE
RIGHT GIFT.
>> Skips: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO RIG
IT.
>> Benson: IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE
IF THE ODDS ARE STACKED IN YOUR
FAVOR.
>> Rigby: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Benson: I MEAN I'VE GOT A
PLAN.
THE ORDER OF THE WHITE ELEPHANT
GIFT EXCHANGE IS DECIDED BY
PICKING RANDOM NUMBERS OUT OF A
HAT.
NEXT UP IS NUMBER 6!
>> Rigby: OHHHHHHHHHH!
LUCKY NUMBER 6!
>> Benson: BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T
RANDOM?
WHAT IF WE WRITE THE EXACT SAME
NUMBER ON EVERY SLIP OF PAPER --
PRETEND TO HAVE OUR NUMBERS
CALLED?
>> Rigby: LUCKY NUMBER 6!
I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE.
>> Benson: YES.
WHAT COULD IT BE?
WHAT'S SOMETHING MUSCLE MAN
WOULDN'T WANT TO STEAL --
SOMETHING EVEN HE WOULD FIND
ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE?
>> Skips: DEODORANT.
>> Pops: OH, A NEW TIE
>> Hi Five: A HUGSTABLE DOLL?
>> Benson: CLOSE BUT NO.
>> Rigby: AWW.
SALAD ACCESSORIES?
>> Benson: YES --
SALAD ACCESSORIES!
IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT
MUSCLE MAN HATES ANYTHING
SALAD-RELATED.
>> All: OHH!
>> Benson: KEEP DOING THIS GIFT
AFTER GIFT -- NOTHING BUT SALAD
ACCESSORIES -- UNTIL MUSCLE MAN
IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN THE GAME
WHO HASN'T STOLEN ANYTHING...
>> Muscle Man: BLECH!
>> Benson: ...LEAVING HIM NO
CHOICE BUT TO PICK THE LAST
REMAINING GIFT WE SET UP FOR
HIM.
AND WHEN HE GOES TO OPEN THE
GIFT...
>> All: YEAH? YEAH?
>> Benson: I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT THAT FAR
AHEAD.
>> All: AWWW!
>> Benson: BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU
GUYS COME IN.
I ALREADY BOUGHT ALL THE SALAD
STUFF.
WE JUST NEED TO FIND SOMETHING
THAT WILL MAKE THE WORST
POSSIBLE GIFT FOR MUSCLE MAN.
>> Mordecai: HM-HM!
WITH PLEASURE.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO THAT!
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LET'S SPLIT UP AND GET SHOPPING.
WE'RE OUT FOR REVENGE HERE,
PEOPLE, SO GO, GO, GO!
>> Hi Five: HA HA!
WHAT ABOUT THIS?
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN EXPIRED
TUNA!
>> Pops: ISN'T THAT A BIT MUCH?
>> Hi Five: NO WAY!
REMEMBER WHAT HE DID TO YOU IN
LAST YEAR'S WHITE ELEPHANT?
>> Pops: OH, IT'S PERFECT!
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE S.S. CONSTANTINOPLE!
>> Benson: I WAS HOPING YOU'D
PICK THAT ONE, POPS.
>> Pops: I LOVE IT.
>> Muscle Man: NOT SO FAST,
POPS.
IT'S MY TURN NOW, AND I CHOOSE
TO STEAL...THIS GIFT!
>> Pops:
>> Muscle Man: DON'T WORRY,
POPS.
IT'S ALL PART OF THE GAME.
NOW YOU GET TO OPEN THE LAST
GIFT.
>> Pops: OH!
OOH! WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?
EWW!
>> Muscle Man: IT USED TO BE
RANCH DRESSING, 20 YEARS AGO.
NOW -- BOOM! -- BRAND-NEW PAPER
WEIGHT.
>> Pops:
YOU THERE -- WHAT'S THE WORST
EXPIRED FOOD ITEM YOU'VE GOT?
>> Rigby: OH, DUDE!
WE GOT TO GET THIS!
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS TOO
HARSH?
>> Rigby: OH, SO MUSCLE MAN'S
GIFTS WERE NEVER TOO HARSH?
>> Both: AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> Muscle Man:
ITCHING POWDER IN THE SWEATER.
CLASSIC WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT.
>> Mordecai: MY EYES!
IT'S IN MY EYES!
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S NOT HARSH AT ALL.
LET'S BUY IT.
>> Both: HM-HM-HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
>> Benson: HOW MUCH?
>> $500 FOR THE DAY.
>> Skips: BENSON, DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
>> Benson: WOW!
THESE GLOVES ARE GREAT!
>> Muscle Man: DO YOU THINK SO?
>> Benson: YEAH!
THEY'RE SO SOFT!
>> Muscle Man: DO YOU REALLY
THINK SO?
>> Benson: YEAH, I DO! WHY?
>> Muscle Man: BECAUSE THEY'RE
MADE OF MY OLD UNDERWEAR!
>> Benson: AAH! AAH!
AAH-AAH-AAH!
NOOOO!
I DIDN'T WANT TO RETIRE AT 65
ANYWAY.
>> PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH
YOU.
>> Mordecai: MAN.
WHICH ONE SHOULD WE GIVE HIM?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW WHICH
ONE'S WORSE.
>> Benson: ALL OF THEM.
ALL OF THEM!
PUT ALL OF THEM TOGETHER -- NOW!
>> Benson: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
COOL IT. HE'S HERE.
>> Muscle Man: HAPPY
WHITE ELEPHANT, BENSON!
GEEZ.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SALAD STUFF?
YOU GUYS ON A DIET OR SOMETHING?
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE DOWN TO THE LAST TWO
GIFTS.
I WONDER WHAT THEY COULD BE.
NEXT UP IS NUMBER 6!
>> Rigby: OHHHHHHHHHH!
LUCKY NUMBER 6!
>> Benson: RIGBY, COME ON UP AND
PICK YOUR GIFT!
>> Rigby: HMM.
WHICH ONE?
>> Muscle Man: GOOD CHOICE, BRO.
>> Rigby:
YEAH, I KNOW.
>> Muscle Man: GOOD.
I KNOW YOU KNOW.
>> Rigby:
WELL, I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW.
>> Benson: JUST OPEN IT!
OPEN IT.
>> Rigby:
HUH?!
A NEW TV?
>> Muscle Man: HAPPY
WHITE ELEPHANT, BRO!
>> Pops: OH. WHAT?
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
OKAY.
WHAT'S THE DEAL, MUSCLE MAN?
>> Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, BRO?
>> Mordecai: COME ON.
WE KNOW THIS IS A PRANK.
>> Rigby: YEAH!
IS THIS THING GONNA ELECTROCUTE
ME IF I PLUG IT IN OR SOMETHING?
>> Muscle Man: NO, BRO!
IT'S NOT A PRANK!
IT'S AN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS
FLAT-SCREEN TV.
LOOK, I ADMIT I HAVEN'T BEEN THE
BEST WHITE ELEPHANT PARTICIPANT
IN THE LAST FEW YEARS.
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE EVEN CALLED
MY PRANKS HARSH OR OUT OF LINE.
AND I THOUGHT
THIS GIFT WOULD BRING US CLOSER
TOGETHER, 'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE
LIKE MY FAMILY.
THAT'S WHAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE ALL
ABOUT -- FAMILY.
ANYWAYS, SINCE THERE'S NOTHING
GOOD LEFT TO STEAL, I'LL JUST
TAKE THIS ONE.
>> MORDECAI, RIGBY, OTHERS, YOU
HAVE RUINED THE SPIRIT OF THE
WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXCHANGE.
NOW YOU GET TO SPEND ALL OF
ETERNITY IN MY TEMPLE OF GIFTS.
P.S. -- YOU DON'T GET TO OPEN
THE GIFTS.
>> Rigby: AW, MAN!
>> Benson: LOOK, I KNOW WE WENT
A LITTLE OVERBOARD WITH THE
PRANK GIFT FOR MUSCLE MAN, BUT
DID YOU SEE THE ONES HE GAVE
US -- THE RANCH DRESSING, THE
SWEATERS, THE UNDERWEAR GLOVES?!
I COULD GO ON.
>> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET
GIFTS YOU LIKE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE GIFTS
YOU DON'T LIKE.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN.
EXCEPT YOU HAD TO GO AND RIG THE
GAME AND GET REVENGE.
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH
YOURSELVES.
>> Benson: I GUESS HE'S RIGHT.
MAYBE WE GOT TOO HUNG UP ON IT.
>> Skips: IT REALLY IS JUST A
SILLY GAME, AFTER ALL.
>> Hi Five: AND HE DID GIVE US
THAT SWEET TV.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
MUSCLE MAN WAS JUST TRYING TO
HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND MAYBE
THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO, TOO.
MR. WHITE ELEPHANT, SIR...
>> YES?
>> Mordecai: ...SEND US BACK SO
WE CAN STOP MUSCLE MAN FROM
OPENING THAT GIFT.
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER REALLY DONE THAT
BEFORE.
I SUPPOSE YOU COULD GO HOME, OR
YOU COULD SEE WHAT'S IN THIS
BOX.
>> Rigby: CAN WE SEE WHAT'S IN
IT FIRST?
OWW!
>> Mordecai: NO, THANKS.
I THINK WE'LL JUST GO HOME.
>> FINE.
>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, WAIT.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT IS IT, BRO?
>> Benson: WELL, THE TRUTH IS ==
>> Rigby: BENSON, WAIT!
IT'S NOT A TV!
IT'S JUST A BOX FULL OF OLD
CHINESE FOOD!
>> All: WHAT?!
>> Benson: HUH?
>> Muscle Man:
GOTCHA, BROS!
HEARTFELT SPEECH GETS 'EM EVERY
TIME!
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY, BENSON?
>> Benson: ENJOY OPENING THAT
GIFT.
>> Muscle Man:
OKAY, BRO.
>> * HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY
CHRISTMAS *
* IT'S THE BEST TIME OF
THE YEAR *
* I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'LL BE
SNOW, BUT HAVE A CUP OF CHEER *
* HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
* AND WHEN YOU WALK DOWN
THE STREET *
* SAY HELLO TO FRIENDS YOU KNOW
AND EVERYONE YOU MEET *
* HO HO, THE MISTLETOE
* HUNG WHERE YOU CAN SEE
* SOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU
* KISS HER ONCE FOR ME
* HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
* AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR
* OH, BY GOLLY, HAVE A HOLLY
JOLLY CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR *
>> * HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY
CHRISTMAS *
* IT'S THE BEST TIME OF
THE YEAR *
>> * HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY
CHRISTMAS *
* AND WHEN YOU WALK...
>> Skips: NOW, THIS IS FUN!
>> * SAY HELLO TO FRIENDS YOU
KNOW AND EVERYONE YOU MEET *
* HO HO, THE MISTLETOE
* HUNG WHERE YOU CAN SEE
* SOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU
* KISS HER ONCE...
>> Both:
>> Mordecai: * WRAP
UP THE PRESENTS *
* THROW 'EM UNDER THE TREE
* DRINK UP THE EGG NOG
* HAVE ONE, TWO, OR THREE
>> Rigby: * CHRISTMAS TIME IS
NEAR *
* SPREADIN' HOLIDAY CHEER
* YO, EILEEN!
* GET THAT FRUIT CAKE OUTTA
HERE! *
>> Eileen: WHAT?!
FRUIT CAKE IS THE BEST PART OF
THE HOLIDAYS!
>> Both: * FRUIT CAKE,
FRUIT CAKE *
* WE DON'T WANT TO PARTAKE
OF YOUR OL' FRUIT CAKE *
>> Rigby: * WHEN A FRUIT CAKE
COMES A-KNOCKIN' YOU JUST STUFF
THAT IN YOUR STOCKIN' *
>> Both: AND BOOM!
NO FRUIT CAAAAAAKE!
>> Eileen: WELL, MORE FOR ME.
BY THE WAY, I GOT THREE THINGS I
WANT TO TELL YOU.
FIRST AND FOREMOST IS THAT MY
AWESOME CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY
IS TONIGHT SO BE SURE TO DRESS
FOR THE OCCASION.
>> Rigby: FESTIVE!
>> Mordecai: AW, YEAH!
COUNT ME AND C.J. IN ON THE
PARTY.
IT'S OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS
TOGETHER AND IT'S GONNA BE
AWESOME.
>> Eileen: AND THE SECOND
THING I WANTED TO TELL YOU...
IS THAT MARGARET IS GONNA BE
THERE.
>> Mordecai: PBHHHHHT!
M-M-MARGARET?
MARGARET'S GONNA BE THERE?
OH, NO!
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN SHE'D BE HOME
FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
IF SHE'S AT THE PARTY AND C.J.
IS AT THE PARTY AND I'M AT THE
PARTY, IT'S GONNA BE --
>> Rigby: A PARTY?
>> Mordecai: UGH!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
IF I SEE MARGARET AND ACT ALL
WEIRD AROUND HER, C.J.'S GONNA
THINK I STILL LIKE HER!
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU'RE MAKING
TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF IT.
I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE.
>> Mordecai: MAYBE IF I JUST
AVOID HER, NOTHING BAD WILL
HAPPEN.
>> Eileen: OR YOU COULD JUST
TALK TO HER NOW.
>> Mordecai: WAIT, WHAT?
>> Eileen: YEAH, SHE'S ON HER
WAY OVER HERE RIGHT NOW.
>> Mordecai: AAH!
I -- I -- I --
I NEED SOME AIR! I GOT TO GO!
>> Eileen: WAIT!
I STILL GOT TO TELL YOU THE
THIRD THING!
>> Muscle Man: MAN, TONIGHT'S
PARTY IS GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN!
MY FIRST CHRISTMAS AS AN ENGAGED
MAN WITH MY FIANCéE.
>> Hi Five: YEAH.
CELIA MADE GLUTEN-FREE CHRISTMAS
COOKIES.
THEY STILL TASTE JUST AS GOOD
THOUGH.
>> Rigby: YEAH!
THERE'S EVEN GONNA BE A FANCY
SODA TABLE!
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
>> C.J.: THIS IS THE BEST PARTY
EVER!
I'M SO GLAD I GET TO SPEND
CHRISTMAS WITH YOU, MORDECAI.
>> Margaret: MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: AAH!
>> C.J.: WHO'S THIS, MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: UH, C.J., THIS IS
MARGARET, MY GIRLFRIEND.
I MEAN MY EX-GIRLFRIEND!
I MEAN A GIRL I KISSED A BUNCH
IN THE PAST, WHO'S MY FRIEND!
SHOULD I STOP TALKING NOW?
AAH!
>> C.J.: I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK
TO YOU AGAIN, MORDECAI!
>> Margaret: YEAH!
WAY TO MAKE THINGS WEIRD!
>> Mordecai: NOOOOOOO!
NO!
>> Muscle Man: NO?
DON'T MOVE IT TO THE LEFT?
WELL, IT MIGHT FALL, BUT OKAY.
I SHOULD'VE MOVED IT TO THE
LEFT.
>> Benson: HEY, BE CAREFUL!
THAT SANTA WASN'T CHEAP.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I NEED YOU
GUYS TO TAKE THIS PACKAGE TO THE
POST OFFICE.
>> Rigby: I GOT TO WRAP EILEEN'S
GIFT.
>> Benson: MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T GO.
WHAT IF I RUN INTO MARGARET?
>> Rigby: WHAT?
SHE'S NOT GONNA BE LURKING
AROUND EVERY CORNER IN THE CITY!
>> Benson: I AGREE WITH RIGBY.
OH, ALSO...
JUST DO YOUR JOB!
>> Mordecai:
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF,
MORDECAI.
SHE'S JUST A PERSON.
YOU'RE JUST A PERSON.
TWO PEOPLE. NO BIG DEAL.
>> Margaret: MORDECAI?
UM, HI.
>> Mordecai: HEY, UM,
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
I HEARD YOU'D BE COMING BACK
INTO MY LIFE -- I MEAN INTO
TOWN!
WELCOME BACK!
>> Margaret: THANKS.
UH, OH.
WELL, I GUESS WE'VE NEVER BEEN
GOOD AT THAT, HUH?
WOW, I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU.
OH, DID EILEEN TELL YOU ABOUT --
>> Mordecai: UH, MOSTLY.
WHOOPS! I GOT A PHONE CALL.
IT'S FROM BENSON.
A CALL FROM "THE MAN."
I GOT TO TAKE IT.
BENSON?
I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE POST
OFFICE ACROSS TOWN?
WELL, I GOT TO RUN, MARGARET!
LITERALLY!
I, UH, GOT REALLY INTO RUNNING
AFTER YOU LEFT.
IT'S A HEALTH THING. BYE!
>> Rigby:
UGH! CHRISTMAS IS SO HARD!
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby: OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO HELP ME
WRAP THIS.
GRAB SOME TAPE.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I JUST SAW
MARGARET AT THE POST OFFICE.
>> Rigby: LET ME GUESS.
YOU PULLED A MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I FAKED A
CALL FROM BENSON THEN I RAN AWAY
FROM HER.
>> Rigby: CLASSIC MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: UGH.
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GO TO THIS
PARTY.
HELLO?
>> C.J.: HEY, MORDECAI!
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE PARTY
TONIGHT?
I KNOW I AM.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> C.J.: EILEEN'S PARTY.
SHE TOLD YOU ABOUT IT, RIGHT?
>> Mordecai: OH, YEAH.
THE TOTALLY NORMAL PARTY WHERE
NOTHING BAD WILL EVER HAPPEN.
>> C.J.: UH, YEAH.
ARE YOU GOING TO PICK ME UP OR
SHOULD WE JUST MEET THERE?
>> Mordecai: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
>> Rigby: WE'LL MEET THERE,
DUDE.
HA HA. OKAY. BYE.
>> Mordecai: AW, DUDE, WHY'D YOU
DO THAT?!
>> Rigby: BECAUSE YOU'RE
ACTING LIKE A DUMB BABY!
I'M GONNA LAY THE HARD TRUTH ON
YOU, MORDECAI.
YOU'RE WIMPIN' UP THE HOLIDAYS!
YOU'RE DATING C.J. NOW, AND IF
YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT HER YOU'LL
GO TO THE PARTY WITH HER.
SO MARGARET WILL BE THERE.
BIG DEAL!
SHE'LL BE GONE AFTER THAT, AND
YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE HER
AGAIN.
>> Mordecai: YEAH BUT --
>> Rigby: DUDE, JUST GO TO THE
PARTY.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, NOT TO BRAG
OR NOTHIN', BUT STARLA AND I ARE
PLANNING THE BEST WEDDING OF ALL
TIME.
>> Both: MERRY CHRISTMAAAAS!
>> Eileen: YOU MADE IT!
GIVE ME YOUR COATS.
I'LL PUT THEM IN THE SPARE ROOM.
BY THE WAY, MORDECAI.
I NEVER GOT TO TELL YOU THE
THIRD THING FROM THIS MORNING.
>> Rigby: HOLD THAT THOUGHT,
EILEEN, AND OPEN THIS GIFT
WRAPPED BY YOURS TRULY!
>> Eileen: OH!
YOU DIDN'T!
>> Rigby: I DID.
>> Eileen: THIS MISTLETOE DISCO
BALL IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED!
THANKS, RIGBY!
>> Both: WHOAAA!
>> C.J.: BOO!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
>> C.J.:
GEEZ, SOMEONE'S ON EDGE TONIGHT.
DID SANTA BRING YOU A CASE OF
JITTERS FOR CHRISTMAS?
>> Mordecai:
NO, NO, HE DIDN'T.
>> C.J.: ARE YOU SURE NOTHING
IS WRONG?
>> Mordecai:
>> C.J.: HUH?
WHOA.
YOUR FACE IS REALLY SWEATY.
>> Mordecai: IS IT?
I MUST BE REALLY THIRSTY.
UH, LET'S GO TO THE FANCY SODA
TABLE.
IT'S ON ME. HA HAAA!
>> C.J.: BUT IT'S FREE.
>> Mordecai: COME ON. LET'S GO.
"YETI GINGER ALE", "MOUNTAIN MAN
GINGER ALE", "IMITATION
GINGER ALE"?
>> C.J.: WHO KNEW THERE WERE
SO MANY FLAVORS OF GINGER ALE?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WHO KNEW?
>> Margaret: HEY, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: UHHHHH, HEY!
>> Margaret: I'M GLAD YOU'RE
HERE.
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU EARLIER
AT THE POST OFFICE, BUT IT
SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE IN A RUSH.
>> Mordecai: UH, YUP.
>> Margaret: HI.
I'M MARGARET, BY THE WAY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> C.J.: UH, C.J.
MORDECAI'S GIRLFRIEND.
>> Margaret: GIRLFRIEND?
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW EACH
OTHER.
I MEAN YOU'VE MET BEFORE.
AT THE COFFEE SHOP WHEN I
INVITED YOU BOTH TO THE SAME
MOVIE.
>> Margaret: OH.
>> C.J.: YEAH. THAT.
>> Margaret: UM, IT WAS NICE
MEETING YOU.
OFFICIALLY.
I'M GOING TO GO OVER THERE FOR A
BIT.
EXCUSE ME.
>> C.J.: SO THAT'S WHY YOU'VE
BEEN ACTING SO WEIRD.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
I'M NOT WEIRD.
OKAY, YES.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE WE
BROKE UP AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO.
AND I WAS WORRIED THAT ME ACTING
WEIRD WOULD GIVE YOU THE WRONG
IMPRESSION, LIKE I STILL LIKE
HER OR SOMETHING.
>> C.J.: WELL, DO YOU?
>> Mordecai: NO!
I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT HER
ANYMORE.
I'M WITH YOU.
THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT.
>> C.J.: THAT'S ALL I NEEDED
TO KNOW.
NOW COME ON!
THIS IS A PARTY!
LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN!
>> Mordecai: CARE FOR ANOTHER
GLASS?
>> C.J.: ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT TO
USE THE RESTROOM.
>> Mordecai: BETTER TAKE A
NUMBER.
THAT'S A LONG LINE.
>> C.J.: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
BE BACK SOON!
>> Mordecai: AH!
>> Muscle Man: MERRY MUSCLE-MAS,
MY SWEET.
>> HOW ABOUT A BIT OF THAT
HOLIDAY SUGAR?
>> Muscle Man: "HO, HO, HO"
TO THAT!
>> Hi Five: OH, UH, IS THAT A
NEW LIP GLOSS OR -- WHOA!
>> Mordecai: PFFTT, DUDE.
CHECK OUT FIVES.
DUDE?
>> Rigby: HUH? OH YEAH, SURE.
>> Mordecai: HEY, EILEEN.
IS THAT MISTLETOE IN YOUR HAIR?
>> Eileen: AS A MATTER OF FACT
IT IS.
GOOD EYE!
>> Mordecai: OH, RIGBY, IT'S
MISTLETOE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, SO?
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW THAT
PEOPLE HAVE TO KISS UNDER
MISTLETOE, RIGHT?
>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT
LIKE A "RULE" RULE.
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby: UGH!
FINE!
HM! HM!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOOD.
ON THAT NOTE, THOUGH, I SHOULD
FIND MY LADY.
WHERE'S MY LADY AT?
CAN'T KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE
DISCO BALL WITHOUT MY LADY!
C.J.?
>> Margaret: UH, HEY, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: AAH!
AAH!
>> WHOA!
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
>> Both: AAH!
>> Mordecai: UGH.
HUH?
>> Margaret: MORDECAI?
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH.
I'M FINE. WHY DO YOU ASK?
>> Margaret: YOU'RE ACTING
WEIRD.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO ME?
>> Mordecai: UH, I CAN'T RIGHT
NOW.
I GOT TO GO.
>> Margaret: PLEASE, MORDECAI.
I DON'T WANT THINGS TO BE LIKE
THIS.
>> Mordecai: IT'S JUST -- THINGS
ARE COMPLICATED BETWEEN US NOW,
OKAY?
>> Margaret: NOT IF YOU JUST
TALK TO ME!
COME ON! DON'T SHUT ME OUT!
>> Mordecai: GOT TO MAKE IT
STOP!
WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES TO THIS
THING?
>> Margaret: LOOK, MORDECAI.
I KNOW THINGS DIDN'T END THE WAY
WE WANTED THEM TO, BUT AT LEAST
WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES TOGETHER,
DIDN'T WE?
DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO
YOU?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, IT DOES MEAN
SOMETHING TO ME.
BUT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW.
A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE WE
BROKE UP.
IT WAS REALLY ROUGH FOR ME AT
FIRST, BUT SINCE I'VE BEEN
DATING C.J. I FEEL A LOT HAPPIER
NOW.
SHE'S GOOD FOR ME.
I JUST HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
THAT.
>> Margaret: I DO UNDERSTAND.
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA
WAIT FOR ME.
I'M REALLY GLAD FOR YOU,
MORDECAI.
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY.
>> Mordecai: I'M SORRY FOR
ACTING WEIRD.
>> Margaret: WELL, IT WOULDN'T
BE THE FIRST TIME.
>> Mordecai: AND IT WON'T BE THE
LAST!
>> Margaret: MM.
WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES TOGETHER.
>> Mordecai: YEAH. WE DID.
>> Margaret: MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> Mordecai: MERRY CHRISTMAS.
NO!
>> Margaret: OH, MY GOSH!
>> Mordecai: I DIDN'T MEAN TO
DO THAT!
>> Margaret: I REALLY WASN'T --
I MEAN --
>> C.J.: MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: NO, IT'S NOT --
>> Mordecai: C.J., WAIT!
>> Muscle Man: AWKWARD.
>> Mordecai:
CALL HER! I GOT TO CALL HER!
UGH! WHERE'S MY PHONE?
>> Rigby: YOU OKAY, MAN?
>> Mordecai: NOT NOW.
I GOT TO GET MY PHONE.
HUH?
MARGARET'S?
WHAT'S MARGARET'S STUFF DOING
HERE?
>> Eileen: YEAH.
THAT'S THE THIRD THING I WANTED
TO TELL YOU.
MARGARET'S MY NEW ROOMMATE.
SHE'S FINISHING HER DEGREE BY
WORKING AT THE NEWS STATION AND
SHE'LL BE STAYING HERE.
I'VE GOT TO GO CHECK OUT THE
SODA TABLE.