1 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:24,425 >> Rigby: [ SNORING ] 2 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,495 [ GURGLE! ] 3 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:30,564 [ GURGLE! ] 4 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:33,234 [ MOANS ] 5 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:34,402 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH. 6 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,636 [ BEEPS ] 7 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:37,105 OH, YEAH! 8 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:39,006 PIZZA POUCH. 9 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:43,577 [ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ] 10 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,913 >> STOP! DROP THE BAG! 11 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:54,588 >> Thomas: SWEET DREAMS, 12 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:55,189 CARTWRIGHT. 13 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,023 >> Rigby: THOMAS? 14 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:58,692 [ THUD! ] 15 00:00:58,692 --> 00:00:59,660 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? 16 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,494 >> Thomas: NOT MUCH. 17 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,463 >> Rigby: IS THAT DUDE OKAY? 18 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:03,797 >> Thomas: HEY, THIS IS WEIRD, 19 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:04,332 RIGHT? 20 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:06,134 I MEAN, I'M DOING MARTIAL ARTS. 21 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,468 THAT GUY'S DRESSED UP LIKE A 22 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,002 GARBAGE CAN AND TOTALLY STILL 23 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:09,370 ALIVE. 24 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:15,309 I THINK YOU'RE IN A DREAM, DUDE. 25 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,444 >> Rigby: WAIT. 26 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:17,611 I -- [ SCREAMS ] 27 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:21,715 >> Thomas: Shh, shh, shh. 28 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,385 [ ALARM BLARING ] 29 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:25,186 >> Rigby: UGH. 30 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,354 >> Mordecai: RIGBY, STAFF 31 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:26,820 MEETING. 32 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,021 DID YOU GO ON A PIZZA POUCH 33 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:28,789 BENDER AGAIN LAST NIGHT? 34 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:29,657 COME ON. 35 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,559 >> Rigby: LAST...NIGHT? 36 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:32,326 [ GASPS ] 37 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,827 THOMAS. 38 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,796 >> Benson: GUYS, IT FINALLY 39 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:36,664 HAPPENED. 40 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,699 I MET THE PERFECT GIRL! 41 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,534 HER NAME IS NATALIE, AND SHE'S A 42 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:41,702 PRE-SCHOOL TEACHER. 43 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,571 I'LL BE SHOWING HER AROUND THE 44 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,506 PARK TODAY, SO YOUR ONLY DUTIES 45 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:46,840 ARE TO LEAVE US ALONE. 46 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,542 JUST LEAVE ME AND NATALIE ALONE, 47 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,678 PEOPLE. 48 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:53,046 NO, YOU CAN'T USE THE BATHROOM, 49 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:53,347 RIGBY. 50 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:54,315 >> Rigby: THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS 51 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:54,682 GONNA SA-- 52 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:55,583 >> Mordecai: YOU KNOW, RIGBY HAS 53 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:56,217 A POINT. 54 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,351 WHAT ABOUT AUDREY? 55 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,719 >> Benson: WE BROKE UP, 56 00:01:58,719 --> 00:01:59,520 REMEMBER? 57 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,654 >> Pops: I DON'T RECALL. 58 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:01,589 >> Muscle Man: HUH? 59 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,191 >> Benson: I WAS SAD FOR MONTHS. 60 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,058 I LOAFED AROUND THE HOUSE. 61 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,360 >> Rigby: THAT'S NOT -- I DIDN'T 62 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:06,727 MEAN -- 63 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:07,695 >> Benson: [ SIGHS ] 64 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,197 MUSCLE MAN AND POPS, YOU TOOK ME 65 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,063 TO GET ICE CREAM. 66 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,365 SKIPS, YOU MADE ME TRAIN FOR 67 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:12,200 THAT MARATHON. 68 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,202 IN FACT, ALL YOU GUYS HAD A ROLE 69 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,170 IN MY LENGTHY HEALING PROCESS. 70 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,538 >> Skips: I DON'T REMEMBER ANY 71 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:18,172 OF THIS. 72 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,773 [ ALL MUTTERING ] 73 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,575 >> Benson: SECOND ORDER OF 74 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:22,410 BUSINESS! 75 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,845 TODAY IS THOMAS' LAST DAY. 76 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,380 NOW, KEEP THIS UNDER WRAPS, 77 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,081 GUYS, 'CAUSE I WANT TO SURPRISE 78 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:28,416 HIM. 79 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,883 AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M 80 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,752 OFFERING THOMAS A FULL-TIME JOB. 81 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,787 >> Skips: OH, COOL. 82 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,189 >> Muscle Man: YEAH, I CAN'T 83 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:36,457 WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE 84 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:37,725 WHEN HE SEES HOW I PRANK THE NEW 85 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:38,259 HIRES. 86 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,760 >> Skips: YOU KNOW, WE DON'T 87 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,395 NORMALLY HIRE INTERNS, BUT 88 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,130 THOMAS HAS REALLY BEEN KILLING 89 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,732 IT LATELY -- KILLING IT IN THE 90 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:45,399 PARK. 91 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:46,467 >> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ] 92 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,268 LISTEN TO ME! 93 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,569 I WAS EATING A PIZZA POUCH LATE 94 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:49,903 LAST NIGHT, AND I HEAR SOMEBODY 95 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,138 BEHIND THE HOUSE, RIGHT? 96 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,873 WHEN I GO LOOK, I SEE THOMAS 97 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,275 TAKE SOME GUY OUT. 98 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,643 I THINK HE WAS SPEAKING RUSSIAN, 99 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:56,109 TOO. 100 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,745 >> Mordecai: YEAH, RIGHT. 101 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:58,279 THOMAS? 102 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,413 IT WAS A DREAM, DUDE. 103 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:00,381 >> Benson: [ SCOFFS ] 104 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:01,549 YOU WERE HAVING A CHEESE- AND 105 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,583 GREASE-INDUCED NIGHTMARE. 106 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,584 >> Rigby: OH, I GET IT. 107 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:04,585 LET'S ALL GANG UP ON RIGBY. 108 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,255 I'LL SHOW YOU IT WASN'T A DREAM! 109 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,589 SEE?! 110 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,291 THIS GREASE SPOT IS WHERE I 111 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:11,659 DROPPED MY PIZZA POUCH. 112 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:12,560 [ GASPS ] 113 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:13,894 SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE! 114 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:14,762 >> Benson: PATHETIC. 115 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:15,763 >> Thomas: HEY, GUYS. 116 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:16,497 GOT THE COFFEE. 117 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:17,130 WAIT. 118 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,799 WHAT ARE ALL YOU DOING BEHIND 119 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:19,633 THE HOUSE? 120 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,235 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE 121 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:22,803 SURPRISES ON MY LAST DAY, DO 122 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:23,404 YOU? 123 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,805 [ ALL LAUGHING ] 124 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,440 >> Muscle Man: MAN, YOU DON'T 125 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:26,907 EVEN KNOW. 126 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,242 >> Thomas: NOW, LET'S SEE. 127 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,843 >> Rigby: THAT'S THE DUFFEL BAG 128 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,144 HE HAD LAST NIGHT! 129 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,179 >> Thomas: I GOT A TRIPLE 130 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:32,613 ESPRESSO -- 131 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:33,281 [ ALL GASP ] 132 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,315 >> Rigby: THIS IS GONNA PROVE 133 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:34,915 IT! 134 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,785 >> Benson: THOMAS, YOU OKAY? 135 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,453 >> Thomas: THAT'S JUST MY DIRTY 136 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:40,288 LAUNDRY, DUDE. 137 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:41,789 >> Muscle Man: TOTALLY UNCALLED 138 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:42,456 FOR, BRO. 139 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,791 >> Rigby: BUT...IT WASN'T A 140 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:44,625 DREAM! 141 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,159 I'M ON TO YOU, THOMAS! 142 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,429 >> Thomas: WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 143 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,771 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 144 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:58,639 OH, HELLO, MOM. 145 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,206 OH, YEAH. 146 00:03:59,206 --> 00:03:59,873 EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 147 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,208 >> Rigby: WHAT'S HE SAYING? 148 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,343 >> Thomas: NO, EXACTLY. YEP. 149 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:02,643 YEP. 150 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:03,511 MM-HMM. 151 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:03,944 RUSSIAN. 152 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:04,812 >> Rigby: RUSSIAN? 153 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,547 WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON? 154 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,548 >> Thomas: UNDERSTOOD. 155 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,283 BYE, MOM. 156 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:16,990 >> Rigby: IT'S JUST A SPRINKLER 157 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:17,491 HEAD. 158 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,392 WAIT. 159 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:18,826 WHAT'S THAT? 160 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:19,860 [ GASPS ] 161 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:20,994 RUSSIAN WRITING. 162 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,463 WHAT'S HE UP TO? 163 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,831 >> Benson: SO, THIS IS THE HOUSE 164 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:24,865 WHERE THE WORKERS STAY. 165 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,400 AND THIS IS THE GARAGE. 166 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,235 I KEEP MY RAKES AND SHOVELS IN 167 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:28,669 HERE. 168 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:29,670 >> OOH, RAKES. 169 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:30,704 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 170 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:31,905 I LIKE A MAN WHO TAKES CARE OF 171 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,674 PUBLIC PARKS. 172 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,242 >> Benson: WELL, SOMEONE'S GOT 173 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:35,709 TO DO IT. 174 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,244 >> BENSON, WHY DON'T WE FINISH 175 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:38,512 THIS CONVERSATION SOMEWHERE 176 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,580 MORE... 177 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:40,581 PUBLIC? 178 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,350 >> Benson: UH...SURE. 179 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,984 I COULD SHOW YOU THE A.V. CLUB. 180 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,754 PEOPLE GO THERE SOMETIMES. 181 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:47,821 >> Rigby: HUH. 182 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,690 I WAS SURE BENSON WAS LYING 183 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,858 ABOUT THAT DATE. 184 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,225 >> Muscle Man: JUST SO WE'RE ALL 185 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,427 IN AGREEMENT, BENSON WAS TOTALLY 186 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,528 LYING ABOUT THAT DATE, RIGHT? 187 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:55,496 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 188 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:56,330 >> Rigby: YOU GUYS! 189 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,498 THOMAS IS UP TO SOMETHING, AND I 190 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:57,898 HAVE PROOF! 191 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,867 I CAUGHT THOMAS RED-HANDED 192 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,502 INSTALLING THESE. 193 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,704 >> Muscle Man: SPRINKLER HEADS. 194 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:04,338 WOW. 195 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,873 YOU REALLY CRACKED THE CASE, 196 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:06,674 SHERLOCK. 197 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:07,875 [ ALL CHUCKLING ] 198 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,377 >> Rigby: IT'S NOT JUST A 199 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,744 SPRINKLER HEAD, SMART GUY. 200 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:11,345 LOOK! 201 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,746 IT'S GOT SOME KIND OF RUSSIAN 202 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:13,681 WARNING ON IT. 203 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:14,915 AND WHILE THOMAS WAS MESSING 204 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,417 WITH IT, HE GOT A PHONE CALL, 205 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,718 AND I TOTALLY HEARD HIM SAY, 206 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:18,386 "RUSSIAN." 207 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:19,453 >> Mordecai: COME ON, MAN. 208 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:20,554 THOMAS CAN'T SPEAK RUSSIAN. 209 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:21,622 YOU PROBABLY JUST HEARD HIM 210 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:21,922 WRONG. 211 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,290 >> Rigby: I KNOW WHAT I HEARD! 212 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,291 >> Muscle Man: [ SCOFFS ] 213 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,359 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, BRO. 214 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,527 YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE HIM LOOK 215 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:26,760 BAD. 216 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,561 >> Rigby: WHAT?! 217 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,296 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 218 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:29,963 >> Muscle Man: DUH! 219 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,565 AS THE INTERN, HE'S BEEN STUCK 220 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,900 WITH ALL THE CRUDDY JOBS YOU 221 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:33,634 USED TO DO. 222 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,068 YOU'RE WORRIED THAT IF HE GETS 223 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,704 HIRED FULL TIME, YOU'LL HAVE TO 224 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:37,538 DO THEM AGAIN. 225 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:38,739 CHIPS? 226 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:39,740 >> Rigby: THAT'S NOT TRUE. 227 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:40,974 I NEVER DID THAT STUFF, EVEN 228 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,476 WHEN IT WAS MY RESPONSIBILITY. 229 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,711 >> Muscle Man: LIKE I SAID, I 230 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,044 GET IT. 231 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,446 WHEN YOU GUYS GOT HIRED, I WAS 232 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:45,979 NERVOUS, TOO. 233 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,381 I USED TO KICK THE LEAVES 234 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,716 EVERYWHERE AFTER YOU RAKED THEM 235 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,050 SO BENSON WOULD THINK YOU WERE 236 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:50,784 SLACKING OFF. 237 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,653 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 238 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:53,754 GET OVER IT, GUYS. 239 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:56,390 THAT WAS, LIKE, YEARS AGO. 240 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,925 [ ALL SHUDDERING ] 241 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,560 CHILL OUT, BROS. 242 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,463 NOW, WHERE ARE THOSE CHIPS? 243 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:03,431 [ EXCLAIMS ] 244 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,832 >> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN! 245 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,333 >> Muscle Man: GET IT OFF! 246 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:06,934 GET IT OFF! 247 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,902 I HAVE A FEAR OF BEING TRAPPED 248 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,772 UNDER AN UNRESPONSIVE GUY! 249 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:12,773 >> Mordecai: [ GASPS ] 250 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:13,907 THIS GUY'S FROM THE C.I.A. 251 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:14,908 >> Rigby: THAT'S HIM! 252 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:15,976 THAT'S THE GUY THOMAS WAS 253 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:16,944 FIGHTING LAST NIGHT. 254 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,011 [ FART! ] 255 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,312 >> Muscle Man: OKAY. 256 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:20,848 THIS GUY'S NOT DEAD BECAUSE THAT 257 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:21,982 DEFINITELY WASN'T ME. 258 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,083 >> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY. 259 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:23,784 NOBODY PANIC. 260 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,086 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 261 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,088 >> Rigby: UH, WHO IS IT? 262 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,457 >> [ Russian accent ] IS 263 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:30,624 AMERICAN INTERN SOCIETY OF 264 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:31,091 AMERICA. 265 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,026 IS URGENT WE SPEAK TO THOMAS. 266 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:33,861 >> Rigby: [ GASPS ] 267 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,463 >> AND NEED TO GIVE HIM EXIT 268 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,797 INTERVIEW BEFORE HE CAN GET 269 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:37,698 PROPER CREDIT. 270 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:38,832 >> [ Russian accent ] IS VERY 271 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:39,467 IMPORTANT. 272 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,801 >> Rigby: DUDE, YOU HEAR THOSE 273 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:41,435 ACCENTS? 274 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:42,335 RUSSIAN. 275 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,604 THOSE GUYS ARE PROBABLY THOMAS' 276 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:44,805 ASSASSIN BUDDIES OR SOMETHING. 277 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:45,639 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 278 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:46,640 THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 279 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,375 RIGBY, LET'S GO FIND BENSON. 280 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,510 MUSCLE MAN, FIVES, YOU TWO 281 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:50,811 STALLS THESE GOONS UNTIL WE GET 282 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:51,144 BACK. 283 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,746 >> Both: RIGHT. 284 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,150 >> Mordecai: HELLO? 285 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:57,885 BENSON! 286 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,152 ARE YOU IN HERE? 287 00:06:59,152 --> 00:06:59,987 >> Rigby: WHOA. 288 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,455 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS DOOR 289 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:01,822 BEFORE? 290 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,023 >> Mordecai: MAYBE HE'S IN HERE. 291 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:06,794 >> Both: POPS! SKIPS! 292 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:07,561 >> Rigby: WHOA! 293 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:08,161 WHAT HAPPENED? 294 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,997 [ MUFFLED YELLING ] 295 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,064 >> Benson: I RECORDED MY 296 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,399 PARENTS' VOW RENEWAL ON IT. 297 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:13,667 >> Mordecai: SHH. IT'S BENSON. 298 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:14,468 >> ENOUGH TALK. 299 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:15,168 GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. 300 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,036 [ RATTLING, CLICKS ] 301 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,037 >> Benson: OH! HANDCUFFS. 302 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,138 NOT SURE THAT THESE ARE -- 303 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,139 [ SMACKS! ] 304 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,575 OW! 305 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,076 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 306 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,011 AND WHAT ROOM IS THIS? 307 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:24,878 WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF? 308 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:25,846 >> Rigby: WE DON'T KNOW. 309 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,014 BUT WE'RE PRETTY SURE THOMAS HAS 310 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,015 SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. 311 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:29,082 THERE WAS A GUY IN THE CUPBOARD, 312 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,050 AND WE'RE PRETTY SURE HE DID 313 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:30,651 THAT, TOO. 314 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:31,819 >> Mordecai: I THINK WE STUMBLED 315 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:32,753 ON SOMETHING REALLY BIG. 316 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:33,554 >> Benson: WHAT GUY? 317 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,421 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING A-- 318 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:38,526 [ CLAPPING ] 319 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:39,893 >> [ Russian accent ] I KNOW YOU 320 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,495 AMERICANS LOVE THE IRONIC SLOW 321 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:42,496 CLAP. 322 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:43,096 >> Benson: NATALIE? 323 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,397 WHAT'S WITH THE ACCENT? 324 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,866 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 325 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,601 >> I AM NOT NATALIE. 326 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,837 I AM NATALIA! 327 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,905 AND I AM NOT LOWLY PRE-SCHOOL 328 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:52,773 TEACHER. 329 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,441 I AM RUSSIAN SPY! 330 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:55,743 >> Both: WHOA! 331 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,545 >> SO CLEVER, YOU AMERICANS. 332 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,212 ONLY TOOK TWO YEARS TO FIGURE 333 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,048 OUT THINGS AT PARK WERE NOT WHAT 334 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:01,782 THEY SEEM. 335 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:04,117 AND I AM NOT ONLY ONE RIGHT 336 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,620 UNDER YOUR IGNORANT NOSES. 337 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,755 ONE OF YOUR OWN HAS BEEN 338 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,889 CONSPIRING AGAINST YOU. 339 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:09,790 >> Benson: WHAT?! 340 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:10,958 WHO WOULD DO THAT? 341 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,860 NATALIE, YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY. 342 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,562 >> OH, SWEET BENSON. 343 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,797 WHY DON'T YOU LET HIM TELL YOU 344 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:17,731 HIMSELF. 345 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:21,068 NIKOLAI! 346 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,135 >> Benson: [ GASPS ] 347 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:22,903 [ ALL GASP ] 348 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,037 >> Benson: THOMAS, WHY DID YOU 349 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,105 STEP OUT WHEN SHE CALLED FOR 350 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:25,639 NIKOLAI? 351 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,607 >> Thomas: [ Russian accent ] 352 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,709 BECAUSE MY NAME IS NOT THOMAS. 353 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:29,910 IT IS NIKOLAI. 354 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:33,413 AND I AM RUSSIAN SPY. 355 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,819 >> Mordecai: DUDE, FOR REAL?! 356 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:39,920 >> Thomas: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 357 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,490 YEAH, I AM RUSSIAN SPY. 358 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,425 >> Rigby: OH, SNAP! 359 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,160 NOW WE'RE ALL BONED! 360 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,096 AND GUESS WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. 361 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,564 YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND -- 362 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:51,298 [ SMACK! ] 363 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,265 >> SILENCE, RAT! 364 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,101 >> Mordecai: BUT THOMAS, HOW CAN 365 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:54,568 THIS BE? 366 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,269 >> Thomas: I WAS BORN ON A COLD 367 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,470 WINTER'S NIGHT IN KIEV. 368 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,272 BUT I WAS ABANDONED AS A BABY 369 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,974 AND DECLARED PROPERTY OF THE 370 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:01,441 STATE. 371 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,443 THE K.G.B. RAISED ME TO BE THE 372 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,512 PERFECT WEAPON -- NO FAMILY OR 373 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,114 LOYALTIES EXCEPT FOR 374 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,181 MOTHER RUSSIA. 375 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,150 SOME YEARS AGO, I WAS EMBRACED 376 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,152 BY A NEW MOM -- THE MINISTRY OF 377 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,087 MEADOW MANAGEMENT -- A K.G.B. 378 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,589 AGENCY DEDICATED TO PARK 379 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,190 RESEARCH AND ESPIONAGE. 380 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,859 RUSSIAN PARK TECHNOLOGY IS 381 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,493 DECADES BEHIND THE REST OF THE 382 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,128 WORLD. 383 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,130 IN THE WORLD' THEATER, WE ARE A 384 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,131 LAUGHINGSTOCK. 385 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,333 WHAT MADE AMERICAN PARKS SO 386 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,134 GOOD? 387 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,136 WE COULDN'T CRACK IT. 388 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,503 THE ORDER CAME FROM 389 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,840 COMMANDER ROMANOFF -- OPERATION 390 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,141 PARK LIFT. 391 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,308 WE WOULD OBTAIN BOGUS 392 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,010 CREDENTIALS AND SNEAK INTO THE 393 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:37,477 STATES. 394 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,179 I WOULD BECOME THOMAS, AN 395 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,881 AVERAGE COLLEGE STUDENT. 396 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,349 WE ENTERED THE U.S. WITH 397 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:46,153 SURPRISINGLY LITTLE RESISTANCE. 398 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,856 PHASE ONE -- TRAVEL TO TARGET 399 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:49,489 SITE. 400 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,158 INQUIRE ABOUT INTERNSHIP 401 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,159 OPPORTUNITIES. 402 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,327 SAY YOU WILL WORK FOR FREE. 403 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,229 AT THE FIRST CHANCE POSSIBLE, I 404 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,165 WOULD RISK MY LIFE FOR THE PARK. 405 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,667 I WOULD GAIN MY CO-WORKERS 406 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,300 TRUST. 407 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,368 I WOULD FADE INTO THE 408 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,135 BACKGROUND. 409 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,536 I WOULD SAY AND DO ALMOST 410 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,304 NOTHING. 411 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,139 PHASE TWO -- MAKE PREPARATIONS 412 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,174 FOR PHASE THREE. 413 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,009 [ BEEPING ] 414 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,543 EXECUTE PHASE FOUR ORDERS -- 415 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:11,912 TRANSMIT PHASE FIVE 416 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,313 INTELLIGENCE RELATING TO 417 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,581 PHASE SIX -- SILENCING 418 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,183 POTENTIAL THREATS TO PHASE 419 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,985 SEVEN. 420 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:18,686 >> Benson: HUH. 421 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,520 WELL, ON SOME LEVEL, THAT'S KIND 422 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,488 OF FLATTERING. 423 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,190 WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT 424 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,591 IF RUSSIA'S SWIPING FROM OUR 425 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,192 PARK. 426 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:28,361 >> DARLING, ON THE CONTRARY. 427 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,363 >> THIS PARK IS ASTONISHINGLY 428 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,198 AVERAGE. 429 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,000 WE PLAN ON INFILTRATING OTHER, 430 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,534 LIKE, WAY BETTER PARKS IF THIS 431 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:35,435 TRIAL SUCCEEDS. 432 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,237 >> Skips: IT JUST DOESN'T ADD 433 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:37,570 UP. 434 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,372 HOW DID WE NEVER SEE YOU DOING 435 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,240 ANY OF THIS? 436 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,542 >> I HAD MY WAYS. 437 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,443 >> Skips: OKAY. 438 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,112 EVERYBODY GOT ALL THEIR STUFF. 439 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:48,448 LET'S SAVE CHRISTMAS. 440 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,249 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 441 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,051 >> Thomas: BEING AN INTERN WAS 442 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,254 THE PERFECT COVER. 443 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,056 [ ALARM BEEPS ] 444 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:00,560 >> Benson: THOMAS! 445 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,195 >> Thomas: NO ONE SUSPECTS THE 446 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:02,595 INTERN. 447 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,264 WE ARE THE LOWEST RUNG ON THE 448 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:04,932 LADDER. 449 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:05,966 >> Thomas: OH, YOU'RE IN LUCK. 450 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:06,700 I KNOW I GUY IN THE 451 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,402 ROCK CLIMBING DEPARTMENT. 452 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:12,039 >> Thomas: YOUR LOW EXPECTATIONS 453 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,407 KEPT YOU BLIND TO WHAT WAS RIGHT 454 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:18,411 IN FRONT OF YOU. 455 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,080 >> Benson: HEY, HOW ARE MY 456 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,715 FAVORITE MOTHER AND SON DOING? 457 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,416 >> FANTASTIC, BENSON. 458 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,451 >> Thomas: HEY, BENSON, COULD 459 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,418 YOU TELL ME HOW THE PARK 460 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,419 ELECTRICAL GRID WORKS AGAIN? 461 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,320 >> Benson: SURE. 462 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,722 THE FIRST THING YOU GOT TO KNOW 463 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:29,990 ABOUT IS THE BREAKERS. 464 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,324 >> Thomas: UH, COULD YOU TALK 465 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,325 INTO THE PEPPERONI? 466 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,727 >> Benson: THE FIRST THING YOU 467 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:34,762 GOT TO KNOW ABOUT... 468 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,163 >> Rigby: SO, YOUR MOM WAS 469 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,230 NATALIA IN DISGUISE. 470 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,398 >> Thomas: NO, NO. 471 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,432 SHE WAS A ROBOT. 472 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,233 >> YES. 473 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,135 ROMANOFF, WE HAVE THEM NOW. 474 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:42,602 YES. 475 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,670 HE'S HERE. 476 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,605 >> Mordecai: THOMAS, HOW COULD 477 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,774 YOU DO THIS TO US? 478 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:47,975 >> Rigby: YEAH, MAN. 479 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,476 >> Thomas: IT'S MY JOB, GUYS. 480 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:50,243 >> GOODBYE. 481 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,644 >> Thomas: NATALIA, WHAT DID THE 482 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,512 COMMANDER WANT? 483 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,114 >> THAT'S ON A NEED-TO-KNOW 484 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,115 BASIS, NIKOLAI. 485 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,284 LET'S MOVE. 486 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,987 >> WE JUST WANT VALIDATE UNITS. 487 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,755 WE HAVE CERTIFICATE. 488 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,423 >> Muscle Man: UH, WE DON'T NEED 489 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,091 ANY, BRO. 490 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,592 [ CRASH! ] 491 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,666 [ CRASH! GRUNT! ] 492 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:14,301 [ CLANK! ] 493 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,535 >> Muscle Man: LET'S FIND MORDO 494 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:19,306 AND RIGS. 495 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,474 [ GASPS ] GET DOWN! 496 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,612 >> ANATOLY. 497 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,215 PLEASED TO MAKE ACQUAINTANCE. 498 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:31,551 SPECIAL DELIVERY. 499 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:37,024 >> GET IN VAN. 500 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,058 >> Rigby: [ GASPS ] 501 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:38,625 I KNEW IT. 502 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,727 >> IDENTITY VERIFIED. 503 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,529 WELCOME, NIKOLAI. 504 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:47,667 >> Thomas: ARMING SYSTEM. 505 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,536 PERIMETER ARMED AND SECURE. 506 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,071 ANATOLY, DID YOU PICK OUT AN 507 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:51,471 ALBUM? 508 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,140 >> COVERED BOSS. 509 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,809 >> Thomas: PHASE EIGHT IN TEN... 510 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:56,576 NINE... 511 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,577 >> Rigby: WHAT'S PHASE EIGHT?! 512 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,179 >> Thomas: ...SEVEN...SIX... 513 00:12:59,179 --> 00:12:59,813 [ NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE 514 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:00,680 RUSSIAN FEDERATION PLAYS ] 515 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,684 ...FOUR...THREE...TWO...ONE! 516 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,697 [ SIRENS WAIL ] 517 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,083 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 518 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:36,884 >> Thomas: WE ARE HEADED TO 519 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:37,517 MOTHER RUSSIA. 520 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,119 THERE YOU WILL BE PUT INTO A 521 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,587 HARD-LABOR CAMP, FORCED TO DO 522 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,289 UNSKILLED, DEMEANING LABOR FOR 523 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,556 THE REST OF YOUR LIVES... 524 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,192 WHICH, COME TO THINK OF IT, 525 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,693 ISN'T TOO DIFFERENT FROM YOUR 526 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,427 LIVES NOW. 527 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,561 >> NIKOLAI! 528 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,563 NEW ORDERS FROM ROMANOFF! 529 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,698 >> Thomas: I'LL BE UP TOP 530 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:52,699 CONTROLLING THE PARK. 531 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,634 >> WE MUST GET IN THE CHOPPER. 532 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,802 >> Thomas: ANATOLY WILL ENSURE 533 00:13:55,802 --> 00:14:02,442 YOUR SAFETY ON THE GROUND. 534 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,377 >> Rigby: WE GOT TO STOP THIS! 535 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,312 >> Mordecai: SET US FREE! 536 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,746 >> SET YOU FREE? 537 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,582 I'LL SET YOU FREE...AT BOTTOM OF 538 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,250 SEA. 539 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,384 [ LAUGHS ] 540 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,386 [ ALL SCREAM ] 541 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,325 >> MR. PRESIDENT, SIR. 542 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,927 SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE, SIR. 543 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,428 IT'S A MATTER OF NATIONAL 544 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,162 SECURITY. 545 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,164 OUR RADARS ARE DETECTING A GIANT 546 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,832 LAND FORMATION FLYING TOWARDS 547 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,267 THE RUSSIAN BORDER. 548 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:27,834 >> WHAT?! 549 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,236 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 550 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,603 >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS! 551 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,605 THE RUSSIAN'S ARE STEALING A 552 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,840 PIECE OF AMERICA! 553 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,607 >> WHAT?! 554 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,176 YOU INSULT WITH THIS 555 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,177 ACCUSATIONS? 556 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,478 >> I'M AFRAID WE NEED TO TAKE 557 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,279 ACTION, SIR. 558 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,513 IF OUR LAND REACHES THEIR 559 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,848 BORDER, THE RUSSIAN MILITARY 560 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,350 WILL INTERCEPT IT AND WE'LL 561 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,285 NEVER GET IT BACK. 562 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:54,461 >> [ LAUGHS ] 563 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:59,666 >> Rigby: Shh. 564 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,468 >> HEY! 565 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,635 STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE. 566 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,836 TIE YOURSELVES BACK UP. 567 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:04,771 [ HORN HONKS ] 568 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:05,472 >> Rigby: [ GASPS ] 569 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,607 MUSCLE MAN AND FIVES! 570 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,209 >> WHAT?! NO! 571 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,811 STOP TRYING TO RESCUE THEM! 572 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:12,845 >> Rigby: MUSCLE MAN! 573 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,481 >> Muscle Man: YOU GOT TO JUMP 574 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,282 FOR IT, BROS! 575 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:15,815 >> NO! 576 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,650 DON'T JUMP FOR IT, BROS! 577 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,987 UGH! STOP JUMPING FOR IT! 578 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,489 I'M GONNA GET FIRED! 579 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:26,326 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 580 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,460 >> I SHOULD HAVE STEPPED ON THE 581 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,528 BRAKES BEFORE GOING OVER THIS 582 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,663 CLIFF! 583 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,232 >> Muscle Man: HE'S GOT A POINT. 584 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,466 >> Skips: SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN 585 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:33,700 NOW? 586 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:38,338 HOW DO WE STOP THIS THING? 587 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,472 >> Rigby: I BET IF WE CAN GET 588 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,507 THAT CONTROL BOX AWAY FROM 589 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,574 THOMAS, WE CAN TURN THE PARK 590 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:41,908 AROUND. 591 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,310 >> Mordecai: BUT HOW DO WE CATCH 592 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:43,810 THAT CHOPPER? 593 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,712 >> Pops: I KNOW HOW. 594 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:52,919 >> STATUS REPORT, PRIVATE. 595 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,421 >> AND THIS RATE, THE LAND MASS 596 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,688 WILL ENTER RUSSIAN AIR SPACE 597 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,689 WITHIN THE HOUR, SIR. 598 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,857 >> GREAT SCOTT. 599 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,859 >> Thomas: AS AN INTERN, I WAS 600 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,361 PRANKED MERCILESSLY. 601 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,263 THOSE AMERICANS COULD BE JERKS. 602 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,998 >> WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 603 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,033 ABOUT THAT NOW... 604 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,434 BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD. 605 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,535 >> Thomas: WHAT?! 606 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,270 THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN. 607 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,239 NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HURT. 608 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,574 >> WELL, IT BECAME PART OF THE 609 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,375 PLAN. 610 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,778 [ HORN HONKS ] 611 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,880 >> Thomas: THEY'RE BEHIND US. 612 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,881 >> Benson: COME ON, POPS! 613 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,883 BRING US IN CLOSE! 614 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,923 >> TWO SLOW CLAPS IN ONE DAY. 615 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,360 MUST BE DOING GOOD, AMERICANS, 616 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,561 BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 617 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,396 >> Benson: YOU'RE NOT STEALING 618 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:36,963 OUR PARK. 619 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,532 >> YOU DON'T KNOW HOW RIGHT YOU 620 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:39,966 ARE. 621 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,634 >> Thomas: YEAH, Y-- WHAT?! 622 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,903 >> WE ARE NOT STEALING IT. 623 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,405 I WONDER IF YOU REMEMBER 624 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,307 U.S./RUSSIAN NUCLEAR ARMS 625 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:47,940 TREATY. 626 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,942 TREATY SAYS WE CANNOT FIRE 627 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,045 RUSSIAN WEAPONS ON AMERICAN 628 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:52,745 SOIL. 629 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,081 THIS IS RULE. 630 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,749 BUT WHAT IF WE DON'T FIRE 631 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,951 RUSSIAN WEAPON AT ALL? 632 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,588 WHAT RULE DO WE BREAK THEN, HMM? 633 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,822 >> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 634 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,425 >> EVEN NOW, WE APPROACH THE 635 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,593 MOTHERLAND. 636 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,429 ON COAST IS SECRET MISSILE BASE. 637 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,098 THEY WILL GIVE ORDER, AND THE 638 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,765 MOST POWERFUL DESTRUCTIVE 639 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,335 MISSILE IN RUSSIA WILL BE PLACED 640 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,737 RIGHT IN THE PARK'S FLIGHT PATH, 641 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,740 AND THUSLY, WE BRING AMERICA TO 642 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,942 MISSILE! 643 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,811 [ ALL EXCLAIMING ] 644 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,579 >> THIS IS AN ACT OF AGGRESSION. 645 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,347 >> ADMIT IT! 646 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,848 YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW UP AMERICA 647 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:29,782 PIECE BY PIECE. 648 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,351 >> WE CANNOT HELP IT IF 649 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,952 AMERICANS ARE THROWING THEIR 650 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,687 COUNTRY ONTO OUR WARHEADS. 651 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,023 TYPICAL ACT OF AMERICAN PASSIVE 652 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,125 AGGRESSION. 653 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,692 >> THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE 654 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:40,327 TREATY! 655 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:40,960 >> HOW? 656 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,029 WE AREN'T FIRING ANY MISSILES. 657 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,931 >> WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, 658 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:45,632 AMERICA? 659 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,367 >> WELL, HE'S GOT US THERE, 660 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:47,934 MR. DAVIS. 661 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:48,635 >> WAIT. 662 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,036 AREN'T YOU BLOWING UP PART OF 663 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,804 YOUR OWN COUNTRY IN THE PROCESS? 664 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:52,672 >> MEH. 665 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,507 IT'S A BIG COUNTRY. 666 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,109 [ ALL EXCLAIMING ] 667 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,044 >> Thomas: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 668 00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,147 NATALIA, I NEVER WANTED TO HURT 669 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:00,847 ANYONE. 670 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,015 I JUST WANTED TO BUILD A PARK. 671 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,385 >> MAYBE THEY WILL USE RUBBLE OF 672 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,120 OLD PARK TO MAKE NEW PARK. 673 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,054 [ CHUCKLES ] 674 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,622 >> Benson: [ YELLS ] 675 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,624 NATALIE, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE 676 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,959 TAKING THIS TOO FAR! 677 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,995 THIS ENDS NOW! 678 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:16,963 [ CRUNCH! ] 679 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,831 AAH! 680 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:19,866 OH! 681 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,035 FIRST MY HEART AND NOW MY HAND? 682 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,804 >> Rigby: THOMAS, COME ON, MAN. 683 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,473 I KNOW YOU'RE A RUSSIAN SPY, BUT 684 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,640 YOU'RE ALSO OUR FRIEND. 685 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,008 YOU MUST HAVE ENJOYED YOURSELF A 686 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:29,676 FEW TIMES. 687 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,044 >> Thomas: UH, MAYBE...YEAH. 688 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,514 >> DO NOT BE A FOOL, NIKOLAI. 689 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,649 THEY TREATED YOU LIKE DIRT! 690 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,050 LOWER THAN DIRT! 691 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,752 >> Thomas: YOU ARE RIGHT. 692 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,188 I KNOW INTERNS HAVE TERRIBLE 693 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,489 LIVES, BUT COME ON! 694 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,756 I BARELY FELT COMFORTABLE 695 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,024 SPEAKING AROUND YOU GUYS. 696 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,426 WHY DO YOU THINK I NEVER SAID 697 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,694 MORE THAN FOUR OR FIVE WORDS AT 698 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,027 A TIME? 699 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,196 >> Rigby: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE 700 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:49,862 JUST BORING. 701 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,063 TRY AND REMEMBER, DUDE -- WE HAD 702 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:51,864 SOME GOOD TIMES. 703 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,866 >> Thomas: GOOD TIMES... 704 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:03,075 BUT ALL MY YEARS OF TRAINING... 705 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,712 UH, I-I CAN'T. 706 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,180 >> Rigby: DUDE, YOU RISKED YOUR 707 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,080 LIFE TO SAVE US. 708 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,849 YOU SAVED OUR PARK! 709 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,184 >> Thomas: I DID, BUT... 710 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,719 >> Benson: AND NOT JUST THAT, 711 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:13,186 THOMAS. 712 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,854 I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO TELL YOU 713 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,423 EARLIER, BUT WE WERE GONNA ASK 714 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,890 YOU TO JOIN THE PARK FULL TIME 715 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,425 TODAY. 716 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,091 >> Rigby: YEAH, DUDE. 717 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,193 WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GO. 718 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,228 YOU'RE OUR BUDDY. 719 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,895 DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO 720 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:23,230 YOU? 721 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,432 >> Thomas: UH...YEAH. 722 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,766 IT DOES. 723 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,701 BEING BUDDIES MEANS SOMETHING! 724 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,637 AND THE PARK MEANS SOMETHING. 725 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,573 >> NIKOLAI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 726 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,074 >> Thomas: I AM TURNING THE PARK 727 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:35,642 AROUND. 728 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,143 YOU USED ME, NATALIA. 729 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,911 THESE GUYS MAY NOT BE PERFECT, 730 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,580 BUT THEY'RE THE ONLY FRIENDS 731 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,113 I'VE GOT. 732 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,114 >> Mordecai: YEAH! 733 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,149 WAY TO GO, THOMAS! 734 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,584 >> NO! 735 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,962 >> Thomas: COME ON! 736 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,630 >> IMPERIALIST DOG! 737 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,931 >> Mordecai: THOMAS! LOOK OUT! 738 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:03,102 >> Thomas: HUH? 739 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:07,173 >> [ EXCLAIMS ] 740 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,808 >> Benson: NATALIE! 741 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,243 >> Mordecai: DUDE! 742 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,978 SHE TRIED TO KILL US! 743 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,012 >> Benson: I THINK WE COULD HAVE 744 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,981 WORKED IT OUT. 745 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,249 >> Thomas: THE CONTROL BOX! 746 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,084 >> Rigby: I'M GOING FOR IT! 747 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,986 >> Mordecai: RIGBY! 748 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,626 >> Rigby: THOMAS! 749 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,027 YOU SAVED MY LIFE! 750 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,296 >> Thomas: NO TIME! 751 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,698 HIT THE RED BUTTON! 752 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:37,103 >> Rigby: [ YELLS ] 753 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,838 [ CHEERING ] 754 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,182 >> [ Chanting ] U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 755 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,751 U.S.A.! 756 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,625 [ ALL COUGHING ] 757 00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,859 >> All: [ Chanting ] U.S.A.! 758 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,994 U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 759 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:07,534 [ ALL CHEERING ] 760 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,001 >> Benson: AWESOME WORK, THOMAS. 761 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,236 >> Thomas: NO PROBLEM, AND 762 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,971 THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR SHOWING ME 763 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,340 THAT FRIENDS MATTER MORE THAN 764 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,141 THE SILLY K.G.B. JOB. 765 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,843 >> Benson: YOU KNOW, THE OFFER 766 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:17,677 STILL STANDS. 767 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,011 WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU WORK AT 768 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:19,646 THE PARK. 769 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,682 >> Thomas: I'D LOVE TO, BUT ONCE 770 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,717 A SPY, ALWAYS A SPY. 771 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:25,818 >> Rigby: ALSO, YOU'RE PRETTY 772 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:26,686 MUCH A TRAITOR IN BOTH 773 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,019 COUNTRIES. 774 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,655 >> Thomas: PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 775 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,357 >> Pops: IS THIS THE END OF 776 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,090 THOMAS? 777 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,158 >> Thomas: THE END? 778 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:32,892 [ CHUCKLES ] 779 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:33,326 NO. 780 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,328 I'LL FOREVER BE ON THE RUN, 781 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,764 LIVING ON THE LAM, HIDING IN THE 782 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,699 SHADOWS, FOREVER WATCHING, 783 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,869 FOREVER LISTENING, LIKE SOME... 784 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,871 LAM-LIVING, SHADOW-HIDING, 785 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,706 WATCHING, LISTENING GUY. 786 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:51,043 OH, LOOK. THE SUN IS RISING. 787 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,879 THANK YOU ALL. 788 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,886 >> Rigby: DO SVIDANIYA, NIKOLAI. 789 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,054 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THOMAS TO US.