>> Rigby:
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH.
OH, YEAH!
PIZZA POUCH.
>> STOP! DROP THE BAG!
>> Thomas: SWEET DREAMS,
CARTWRIGHT.
>> Rigby: THOMAS?
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
>> Thomas: NOT MUCH.
>> Rigby: IS THAT DUDE OKAY?
>> Thomas: HEY, THIS IS WEIRD,
RIGHT?
I MEAN, I'M DOING MARTIAL ARTS.
THAT GUY'S DRESSED UP LIKE A
GARBAGE CAN AND TOTALLY STILL
ALIVE.
I THINK YOU'RE IN A DREAM, DUDE.
>> Rigby: WAIT.
I --
>> Thomas: Shh, shh, shh.
>> Rigby: UGH.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, STAFF
MEETING.
DID YOU GO ON A PIZZA POUCH
BENDER AGAIN LAST NIGHT?
COME ON.
>> Rigby: LAST...NIGHT?
THOMAS.
>> Benson: GUYS, IT FINALLY
HAPPENED.
I MET THE PERFECT GIRL!
HER NAME IS NATALIE, AND SHE'S A
PRE-SCHOOL TEACHER.
I'LL BE SHOWING HER AROUND THE
PARK TODAY, SO YOUR ONLY DUTIES
ARE TO LEAVE US ALONE.
JUST LEAVE ME AND NATALIE ALONE,
PEOPLE.
NO, YOU CAN'T USE THE BATHROOM,
RIGBY.
>> Rigby: THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS
GONNA SA--
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW, RIGBY HAS
A POINT.
WHAT ABOUT AUDREY?
>> Benson: WE BROKE UP,
REMEMBER?
>> Pops: I DON'T RECALL.
>> Muscle Man: HUH?
>> Benson: I WAS SAD FOR MONTHS.
I LOAFED AROUND THE HOUSE.
>> Rigby: THAT'S NOT -- I DIDN'T
MEAN --
>> Benson:
MUSCLE MAN AND POPS, YOU TOOK ME
TO GET ICE CREAM.
SKIPS, YOU MADE ME TRAIN FOR
THAT MARATHON.
IN FACT, ALL YOU GUYS HAD A ROLE
IN MY LENGTHY HEALING PROCESS.
>> Skips: I DON'T REMEMBER ANY
OF THIS.
>> Benson: SECOND ORDER OF
BUSINESS!
TODAY IS THOMAS' LAST DAY.
NOW, KEEP THIS UNDER WRAPS,
GUYS, 'CAUSE I WANT TO SURPRISE
HIM.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M
OFFERING THOMAS A FULL-TIME JOB.
>> Skips: OH, COOL.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, I CAN'T
WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE
WHEN HE SEES HOW I PRANK THE NEW
HIRES.
>> Skips: YOU KNOW, WE DON'T
NORMALLY HIRE INTERNS, BUT
THOMAS HAS REALLY BEEN KILLING
IT LATELY -- KILLING IT IN THE
PARK.
>> Rigby:
LISTEN TO ME!
I WAS EATING A PIZZA POUCH LATE
LAST NIGHT, AND I HEAR SOMEBODY
BEHIND THE HOUSE, RIGHT?
WHEN I GO LOOK, I SEE THOMAS
TAKE SOME GUY OUT.
I THINK HE WAS SPEAKING RUSSIAN,
TOO.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, RIGHT.
THOMAS?
IT WAS A DREAM, DUDE.
>> Benson:
YOU WERE HAVING A CHEESE- AND
GREASE-INDUCED NIGHTMARE.
>> Rigby: OH, I GET IT.
LET'S ALL GANG UP ON RIGBY.
I'LL SHOW YOU IT WASN'T A DREAM!
SEE?!
THIS GREASE SPOT IS WHERE I
DROPPED MY PIZZA POUCH.
SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE!
>> Benson: PATHETIC.
>> Thomas: HEY, GUYS.
GOT THE COFFEE.
WAIT.
WHAT ARE ALL YOU DOING BEHIND
THE HOUSE?
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE
SURPRISES ON MY LAST DAY, DO
YOU?
>> Muscle Man: MAN, YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW.
>> Thomas: NOW, LET'S SEE.
>> Rigby: THAT'S THE DUFFEL BAG
HE HAD LAST NIGHT!
>> Thomas: I GOT A TRIPLE
ESPRESSO --
>> Rigby: THIS IS GONNA PROVE
IT!
>> Benson: THOMAS, YOU OKAY?
>> Thomas: THAT'S JUST MY DIRTY
LAUNDRY, DUDE.
>> Muscle Man: TOTALLY UNCALLED
FOR, BRO.
>> Rigby: BUT...IT WASN'T A
DREAM!
I'M ON TO YOU, THOMAS!
>> Thomas: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
OH, HELLO, MOM.
OH, YEAH.
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
>> Rigby: WHAT'S HE SAYING?
>> Thomas: NO, EXACTLY. YEP.
YEP.
MM-HMM.
RUSSIAN.
>> Rigby: RUSSIAN?
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
>> Thomas: UNDERSTOOD.
BYE, MOM.
>> Rigby: IT'S JUST A SPRINKLER
HEAD.
WAIT.
WHAT'S THAT?
RUSSIAN WRITING.
WHAT'S HE UP TO?
>> Benson: SO, THIS IS THE HOUSE
WHERE THE WORKERS STAY.
AND THIS IS THE GARAGE.
I KEEP MY RAKES AND SHOVELS IN
HERE.
>> OOH, RAKES.
I LIKE A MAN WHO TAKES CARE OF
PUBLIC PARKS.
>> Benson: WELL, SOMEONE'S GOT
TO DO IT.
>> BENSON, WHY DON'T WE FINISH
THIS CONVERSATION SOMEWHERE
MORE...
PUBLIC?
>> Benson: UH...SURE.
I COULD SHOW YOU THE A.V. CLUB.
PEOPLE GO THERE SOMETIMES.
>> Rigby: HUH.
I WAS SURE BENSON WAS LYING
ABOUT THAT DATE.
>> Muscle Man: JUST SO WE'RE ALL
IN AGREEMENT, BENSON WAS TOTALLY
LYING ABOUT THAT DATE, RIGHT?
>> Rigby: YOU GUYS!
THOMAS IS UP TO SOMETHING, AND I
HAVE PROOF!
I CAUGHT THOMAS RED-HANDED
INSTALLING THESE.
>> Muscle Man: SPRINKLER HEADS.
WOW.
YOU REALLY CRACKED THE CASE,
SHERLOCK.
>> Rigby: IT'S NOT JUST A
SPRINKLER HEAD, SMART GUY.
LOOK!
IT'S GOT SOME KIND OF RUSSIAN
WARNING ON IT.
AND WHILE THOMAS WAS MESSING
WITH IT, HE GOT A PHONE CALL,
AND I TOTALLY HEARD HIM SAY,
"RUSSIAN."
>> Mordecai: COME ON, MAN.
THOMAS CAN'T SPEAK RUSSIAN.
YOU PROBABLY JUST HEARD HIM
WRONG.
>> Rigby: I KNOW WHAT I HEARD!
>> Muscle Man:
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, BRO.
YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE HIM LOOK
BAD.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
>> Muscle Man: DUH!
AS THE INTERN, HE'S BEEN STUCK
WITH ALL THE CRUDDY JOBS YOU
USED TO DO.
YOU'RE WORRIED THAT IF HE GETS
HIRED FULL TIME, YOU'LL HAVE TO
DO THEM AGAIN.
CHIPS?
>> Rigby: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I NEVER DID THAT STUFF, EVEN
WHEN IT WAS MY RESPONSIBILITY.
>> Muscle Man: LIKE I SAID, I
GET IT.
WHEN YOU GUYS GOT HIRED, I WAS
NERVOUS, TOO.
I USED TO KICK THE LEAVES
EVERYWHERE AFTER YOU RAKED THEM
SO BENSON WOULD THINK YOU WERE
SLACKING OFF.
GET OVER IT, GUYS.
THAT WAS, LIKE, YEARS AGO.
CHILL OUT, BROS.
NOW, WHERE ARE THOSE CHIPS?
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN!
>> Muscle Man: GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF!
I HAVE A FEAR OF BEING TRAPPED
UNDER AN UNRESPONSIVE GUY!
>> Mordecai:
THIS GUY'S FROM THE C.I.A.
>> Rigby: THAT'S HIM!
THAT'S THE GUY THOMAS WAS
FIGHTING LAST NIGHT.
>> Muscle Man: OKAY.
THIS GUY'S NOT DEAD BECAUSE THAT
DEFINITELY WASN'T ME.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY.
NOBODY PANIC.
>> Rigby: UH, WHO IS IT?
>> IS
AMERICAN INTERN SOCIETY OF
AMERICA.
IS URGENT WE SPEAK TO THOMAS.
>> Rigby:
>> AND NEED TO GIVE HIM EXIT
INTERVIEW BEFORE HE CAN GET
PROPER CREDIT.
>> IS VERY
IMPORTANT.
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU HEAR THOSE
ACCENTS?
RUSSIAN.
THOSE GUYS ARE PROBABLY THOMAS'
ASSASSIN BUDDIES OR SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
RIGBY, LET'S GO FIND BENSON.
MUSCLE MAN, FIVES, YOU TWO
STALLS THESE GOONS UNTIL WE GET
BACK.
>> Both: RIGHT.
>> Mordecai: HELLO?
BENSON!
ARE YOU IN HERE?
>> Rigby: WHOA.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS DOOR
BEFORE?
>> Mordecai: MAYBE HE'S IN HERE.
>> Both: POPS! SKIPS!
>> Rigby: WHOA!
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Benson: I RECORDED MY
PARENTS' VOW RENEWAL ON IT.
>> Mordecai: SHH. IT'S BENSON.
>> ENOUGH TALK.
GIVE ME YOUR HANDS.
>> Benson: OH! HANDCUFFS.
NOT SURE THAT THESE ARE --
OW!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
AND WHAT ROOM IS THIS?
WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF?
>> Rigby: WE DON'T KNOW.
BUT WE'RE PRETTY SURE THOMAS HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
THERE WAS A GUY IN THE CUPBOARD,
AND WE'RE PRETTY SURE HE DID
THAT, TOO.
>> Mordecai: I THINK WE STUMBLED
ON SOMETHING REALLY BIG.
>> Benson: WHAT GUY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING A--
>> I KNOW YOU
AMERICANS LOVE THE IRONIC SLOW
CLAP.
>> Benson: NATALIE?
WHAT'S WITH THE ACCENT?
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
>> I AM NOT NATALIE.
I AM NATALIA!
AND I AM NOT LOWLY PRE-SCHOOL
TEACHER.
I AM RUSSIAN SPY!
>> Both: WHOA!
>> SO CLEVER, YOU AMERICANS.
ONLY TOOK TWO YEARS TO FIGURE
OUT THINGS AT PARK WERE NOT WHAT
THEY SEEM.
AND I AM NOT ONLY ONE RIGHT
UNDER YOUR IGNORANT NOSES.
ONE OF YOUR OWN HAS BEEN
CONSPIRING AGAINST YOU.
>> Benson: WHAT?!
WHO WOULD DO THAT?
NATALIE, YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY.
>> OH, SWEET BENSON.
WHY DON'T YOU LET HIM TELL YOU
HIMSELF.
NIKOLAI!
>> Benson:
>> Benson: THOMAS, WHY DID YOU
STEP OUT WHEN SHE CALLED FOR
NIKOLAI?
>> Thomas:
BECAUSE MY NAME IS NOT THOMAS.
IT IS NIKOLAI.
AND I AM RUSSIAN SPY.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, FOR REAL?!
>> Thomas:
YEAH, I AM RUSSIAN SPY.
>> Rigby: OH, SNAP!
NOW WE'RE ALL BONED!
AND GUESS WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND --
>> SILENCE, RAT!
>> Mordecai: BUT THOMAS, HOW CAN
THIS BE?
>> Thomas: I WAS BORN ON A COLD
WINTER'S NIGHT IN KIEV.
BUT I WAS ABANDONED AS A BABY
AND DECLARED PROPERTY OF THE
STATE.
THE K.G.B. RAISED ME TO BE THE
PERFECT WEAPON -- NO FAMILY OR
LOYALTIES EXCEPT FOR
MOTHER RUSSIA.
SOME YEARS AGO, I WAS EMBRACED
BY A NEW MOM -- THE MINISTRY OF
MEADOW MANAGEMENT -- A K.G.B.
AGENCY DEDICATED TO PARK
RESEARCH AND ESPIONAGE.
RUSSIAN PARK TECHNOLOGY IS
DECADES BEHIND THE REST OF THE
WORLD.
IN THE WORLD' THEATER, WE ARE A
LAUGHINGSTOCK.
WHAT MADE AMERICAN PARKS SO
GOOD?
WE COULDN'T CRACK IT.
THE ORDER CAME FROM
COMMANDER ROMANOFF -- OPERATION
PARK LIFT.
WE WOULD OBTAIN BOGUS
CREDENTIALS AND SNEAK INTO THE
STATES.
I WOULD BECOME THOMAS, AN
AVERAGE COLLEGE STUDENT.
WE ENTERED THE U.S. WITH
SURPRISINGLY LITTLE RESISTANCE.
PHASE ONE -- TRAVEL TO TARGET
SITE.
INQUIRE ABOUT INTERNSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES.
SAY YOU WILL WORK FOR FREE.
AT THE FIRST CHANCE POSSIBLE, I
WOULD RISK MY LIFE FOR THE PARK.
I WOULD GAIN MY CO-WORKERS
TRUST.
I WOULD FADE INTO THE
BACKGROUND.
I WOULD SAY AND DO ALMOST
NOTHING.
PHASE TWO -- MAKE PREPARATIONS
FOR PHASE THREE.
EXECUTE PHASE FOUR ORDERS --
TRANSMIT PHASE FIVE
INTELLIGENCE RELATING TO
PHASE SIX -- SILENCING
POTENTIAL THREATS TO PHASE
SEVEN.
>> Benson: HUH.
WELL, ON SOME LEVEL, THAT'S KIND
OF FLATTERING.
WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT
IF RUSSIA'S SWIPING FROM OUR
PARK.
>> DARLING, ON THE CONTRARY.
>> THIS PARK IS ASTONISHINGLY
AVERAGE.
WE PLAN ON INFILTRATING OTHER,
LIKE, WAY BETTER PARKS IF THIS
TRIAL SUCCEEDS.
>> Skips: IT JUST DOESN'T ADD
UP.
HOW DID WE NEVER SEE YOU DOING
ANY OF THIS?
>> I HAD MY WAYS.
>> Skips: OKAY.
EVERYBODY GOT ALL THEIR STUFF.
LET'S SAVE CHRISTMAS.
>> Thomas: BEING AN INTERN WAS
THE PERFECT COVER.
>> Benson: THOMAS!
>> Thomas: NO ONE SUSPECTS THE
INTERN.
WE ARE THE LOWEST RUNG ON THE
LADDER.
>> Thomas: OH, YOU'RE IN LUCK.
I KNOW I GUY IN THE
ROCK CLIMBING DEPARTMENT.
>> Thomas: YOUR LOW EXPECTATIONS
KEPT YOU BLIND TO WHAT WAS RIGHT
IN FRONT OF YOU.
>> Benson: HEY, HOW ARE MY
FAVORITE MOTHER AND SON DOING?
>> FANTASTIC, BENSON.
>> Thomas: HEY, BENSON, COULD
YOU TELL ME HOW THE PARK
ELECTRICAL GRID WORKS AGAIN?
>> Benson: SURE.
THE FIRST THING YOU GOT TO KNOW
ABOUT IS THE BREAKERS.
>> Thomas: UH, COULD YOU TALK
INTO THE PEPPERONI?
>> Benson: THE FIRST THING YOU
GOT TO KNOW ABOUT...
>> Rigby: SO, YOUR MOM WAS
NATALIA IN DISGUISE.
>> Thomas: NO, NO.
SHE WAS A ROBOT.
>> YES.
ROMANOFF, WE HAVE THEM NOW.
YES.
HE'S HERE.
>> Mordecai: THOMAS, HOW COULD
YOU DO THIS TO US?
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
>> Thomas: IT'S MY JOB, GUYS.
>> GOODBYE.
>> Thomas: NATALIA, WHAT DID THE
COMMANDER WANT?
>> THAT'S ON A NEED-TO-KNOW
BASIS, NIKOLAI.
LET'S MOVE.
>> WE JUST WANT VALIDATE UNITS.
WE HAVE CERTIFICATE.
>> Muscle Man: UH, WE DON'T NEED
ANY, BRO.
>> Muscle Man: LET'S FIND MORDO
AND RIGS.
GET DOWN!
>> ANATOLY.
PLEASED TO MAKE ACQUAINTANCE.
SPECIAL DELIVERY.
>> GET IN VAN.
>> Rigby:
I KNEW IT.
>> IDENTITY VERIFIED.
WELCOME, NIKOLAI.
>> Thomas: ARMING SYSTEM.
PERIMETER ARMED AND SECURE.
ANATOLY, DID YOU PICK OUT AN
ALBUM?
>> COVERED BOSS.
>> Thomas: PHASE EIGHT IN TEN...
NINE...
>> Rigby: WHAT'S PHASE EIGHT?!
>> Thomas: ...SEVEN...SIX...
...FOUR...THREE...TWO...ONE!
>> Thomas: WE ARE HEADED TO
MOTHER RUSSIA.
THERE YOU WILL BE PUT INTO A
HARD-LABOR CAMP, FORCED TO DO
UNSKILLED, DEMEANING LABOR FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIVES...
WHICH, COME TO THINK OF IT,
ISN'T TOO DIFFERENT FROM YOUR
LIVES NOW.
>> NIKOLAI!
NEW ORDERS FROM ROMANOFF!
>> Thomas: I'LL BE UP TOP
CONTROLLING THE PARK.
>> WE MUST GET IN THE CHOPPER.
>> Thomas: ANATOLY WILL ENSURE
YOUR SAFETY ON THE GROUND.
>> Rigby: WE GOT TO STOP THIS!
>> Mordecai: SET US FREE!
>> SET YOU FREE?
I'LL SET YOU FREE...AT BOTTOM OF
SEA.
>> MR. PRESIDENT, SIR.
SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE, SIR.
IT'S A MATTER OF NATIONAL
SECURITY.
OUR RADARS ARE DETECTING A GIANT
LAND FORMATION FLYING TOWARDS
THE RUSSIAN BORDER.
>> WHAT?!
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS!
THE RUSSIAN'S ARE STEALING A
PIECE OF AMERICA!
>> WHAT?!
YOU INSULT WITH THIS
ACCUSATIONS?
>> I'M AFRAID WE NEED TO TAKE
ACTION, SIR.
IF OUR LAND REACHES THEIR
BORDER, THE RUSSIAN MILITARY
WILL INTERCEPT IT AND WE'LL
NEVER GET IT BACK.
>> Rigby: Shh.
>> HEY!
STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE.
TIE YOURSELVES BACK UP.
>> Rigby:
MUSCLE MAN AND FIVES!
>> WHAT?! NO!
STOP TRYING TO RESCUE THEM!
>> Rigby: MUSCLE MAN!
>> Muscle Man: YOU GOT TO JUMP
FOR IT, BROS!
>> NO!
DON'T JUMP FOR IT, BROS!
UGH! STOP JUMPING FOR IT!
I'M GONNA GET FIRED!
>> I SHOULD HAVE STEPPED ON THE
BRAKES BEFORE GOING OVER THIS
CLIFF!
>> Muscle Man: HE'S GOT A POINT.
>> Skips: SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN
NOW?
HOW DO WE STOP THIS THING?
>> Rigby: I BET IF WE CAN GET
THAT CONTROL BOX AWAY FROM
THOMAS, WE CAN TURN THE PARK
AROUND.
>> Mordecai: BUT HOW DO WE CATCH
THAT CHOPPER?
>> Pops: I KNOW HOW.
>> STATUS REPORT, PRIVATE.
>> AND THIS RATE, THE LAND MASS
WILL ENTER RUSSIAN AIR SPACE
WITHIN THE HOUR, SIR.
>> GREAT SCOTT.
>> Thomas: AS AN INTERN, I WAS
PRANKED MERCILESSLY.
THOSE AMERICANS COULD BE JERKS.
>> WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THAT NOW...
BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
>> Thomas: WHAT?!
THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN.
NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HURT.
>> WELL, IT BECAME PART OF THE
PLAN.
>> Thomas: THEY'RE BEHIND US.
>> Benson: COME ON, POPS!
BRING US IN CLOSE!
>> TWO SLOW CLAPS IN ONE DAY.
MUST BE DOING GOOD, AMERICANS,
BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
>> Benson: YOU'RE NOT STEALING
OUR PARK.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW HOW RIGHT YOU
ARE.
>> Thomas: YEAH, Y-- WHAT?!
>> WE ARE NOT STEALING IT.
I WONDER IF YOU REMEMBER
U.S./RUSSIAN NUCLEAR ARMS
TREATY.
TREATY SAYS WE CANNOT FIRE
RUSSIAN WEAPONS ON AMERICAN
SOIL.
THIS IS RULE.
BUT WHAT IF WE DON'T FIRE
RUSSIAN WEAPON AT ALL?
WHAT RULE DO WE BREAK THEN, HMM?
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
>> EVEN NOW, WE APPROACH THE
MOTHERLAND.
ON COAST IS SECRET MISSILE BASE.
THEY WILL GIVE ORDER, AND THE
MOST POWERFUL DESTRUCTIVE
MISSILE IN RUSSIA WILL BE PLACED
RIGHT IN THE PARK'S FLIGHT PATH,
AND THUSLY, WE BRING AMERICA TO
MISSILE!
>> THIS IS AN ACT OF AGGRESSION.
>> ADMIT IT!
YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW UP AMERICA
PIECE BY PIECE.
>> WE CANNOT HELP IT IF
AMERICANS ARE THROWING THEIR
COUNTRY ONTO OUR WARHEADS.
TYPICAL ACT OF AMERICAN PASSIVE
AGGRESSION.
>> THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE
TREATY!
>> HOW?
WE AREN'T FIRING ANY MISSILES.
>> WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF,
AMERICA?
>> WELL, HE'S GOT US THERE,
MR. DAVIS.
>> WAIT.
AREN'T YOU BLOWING UP PART OF
YOUR OWN COUNTRY IN THE PROCESS?
>> MEH.
IT'S A BIG COUNTRY.
>> Thomas: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
NATALIA, I NEVER WANTED TO HURT
ANYONE.
I JUST WANTED TO BUILD A PARK.
>> MAYBE THEY WILL USE RUBBLE OF
OLD PARK TO MAKE NEW PARK.
>> Benson:
NATALIE, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE
TAKING THIS TOO FAR!
THIS ENDS NOW!
AAH!
OH!
FIRST MY HEART AND NOW MY HAND?
>> Rigby: THOMAS, COME ON, MAN.
I KNOW YOU'RE A RUSSIAN SPY, BUT
YOU'RE ALSO OUR FRIEND.
YOU MUST HAVE ENJOYED YOURSELF A
FEW TIMES.
>> Thomas: UH, MAYBE...YEAH.
>> DO NOT BE A FOOL, NIKOLAI.
THEY TREATED YOU LIKE DIRT!
LOWER THAN DIRT!
>> Thomas: YOU ARE RIGHT.
I KNOW INTERNS HAVE TERRIBLE
LIVES, BUT COME ON!
I BARELY FELT COMFORTABLE
SPEAKING AROUND YOU GUYS.
WHY DO YOU THINK I NEVER SAID
MORE THAN FOUR OR FIVE WORDS AT
A TIME?
>> Rigby: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE
JUST BORING.
TRY AND REMEMBER, DUDE -- WE HAD
SOME GOOD TIMES.
>> Thomas: GOOD TIMES...
BUT ALL MY YEARS OF TRAINING...
UH, I-I CAN'T.
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU RISKED YOUR
LIFE TO SAVE US.
YOU SAVED OUR PARK!
>> Thomas: I DID, BUT...
>> Benson: AND NOT JUST THAT,
THOMAS.
I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO TELL YOU
EARLIER, BUT WE WERE GONNA ASK
YOU TO JOIN THE PARK FULL TIME
TODAY.
>> Rigby: YEAH, DUDE.
WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GO.
YOU'RE OUR BUDDY.
DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO
YOU?
>> Thomas: UH...YEAH.
IT DOES.
BEING BUDDIES MEANS SOMETHING!
AND THE PARK MEANS SOMETHING.
>> NIKOLAI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Thomas: I AM TURNING THE PARK
AROUND.
YOU USED ME, NATALIA.
THESE GUYS MAY NOT BE PERFECT,
BUT THEY'RE THE ONLY FRIENDS
I'VE GOT.
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
WAY TO GO, THOMAS!
>> NO!
>> Thomas: COME ON!
>> IMPERIALIST DOG!
>> Mordecai: THOMAS! LOOK OUT!
>> Thomas: HUH?
>> Benson: NATALIE!
>> Mordecai: DUDE!
SHE TRIED TO KILL US!
>> Benson: I THINK WE COULD HAVE
WORKED IT OUT.
>> Thomas: THE CONTROL BOX!
>> Rigby: I'M GOING FOR IT!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: THOMAS!
YOU SAVED MY LIFE!
>> Thomas: NO TIME!
HIT THE RED BUTTON!
>> Rigby:
>> U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
U.S.A.!
>> All: U.S.A.!
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
>> Benson: AWESOME WORK, THOMAS.
>> Thomas: NO PROBLEM, AND
THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR SHOWING ME
THAT FRIENDS MATTER MORE THAN
THE SILLY K.G.B. JOB.
>> Benson: YOU KNOW, THE OFFER
STILL STANDS.
WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU WORK AT
THE PARK.
>> Thomas: I'D LOVE TO, BUT ONCE
A SPY, ALWAYS A SPY.
>> Rigby: ALSO, YOU'RE PRETTY
MUCH A TRAITOR IN BOTH
COUNTRIES.
>> Thomas: PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
>> Pops: IS THIS THE END OF
THOMAS?
>> Thomas: THE END?
NO.
I'LL FOREVER BE ON THE RUN,
LIVING ON THE LAM, HIDING IN THE
SHADOWS, FOREVER WATCHING,
FOREVER LISTENING, LIKE SOME...
LAM-LIVING, SHADOW-HIDING,
WATCHING, LISTENING GUY.
OH, LOOK. THE SUN IS RISING.
THANK YOU ALL.
>> Rigby: DO SVIDANIYA, NIKOLAI.
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THOMAS TO US.