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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> Rigby: AND THEN I'LL LIVE IN

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A MANSION UP ON A MOUNTAIN WITH

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FAST INTERNET.

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>> Mordecai: HOW FAST?

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>> Rigby: FASTER -- THAN YOU!

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>> Mordecai: WHOA!

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[ LAUGHS ] WATCH IT!

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>> C.J.: BEEP, BEEP!

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YO, MY HORN IS BROKEN!

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LET'S GO!

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BEEP!

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>> Mordecai: OH, C.J.'s HERE

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EARLY.

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HEY, CAN YOU COVER FOR ME SO WE

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CAN GO HANG OUT?

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>> Rigby: SURE, MAN!

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>> Mordecai: COOL!

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>> Rigby: DOUBLE FISTED!

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[ IMITATING GUNFIRE ]

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>> Mordecai: STAB, STAB, STAB!

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>> Rigby: STAB, STAB, AND STAB!

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>> Mordecai: STAB, STAB, STAB,

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STAB, STAB!

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OH, HEY, MAN, SORRY ABOUT THIS.

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I'M TAKING C.J. TO SEE THAT

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SWEDISH MOVIE WITH THE CRYING,

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SOOO...

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>> Rigby: OH, OKAY.

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WELL, HAVE FUN.

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>> Mordecai: I PROBABLY WON'T.

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IT'S PRETTY CEREBRAL AND REALLY

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SA-A-A-D!

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>> Rigby: STAB! STAB!

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> Mordecai: HEY, UH, SORRY,

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BUT...

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>> Rigby: YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT.

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>> Mordecai: GREAT!

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>> Rigby: WIPE! WIPE! WIPE!

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>> Benson: SO, IF ANYONE HAS ANY

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LEADS ON THIS ISSUE, THERE IS A

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$12 REWARD.

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OH, MAYBE MORDECAI HAS SOME

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INSIGHT ON WHO'S BEEN WRAPPING

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THE PUBLIC TOILET SEATS WITH

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PLASTIC WRAP!

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>> Mordecai: SORRY I'M LATE.

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I WAS MOVING C.J.'s COUCH.

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>> Muscle Man: OH, HO-HO!

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I GUESS C.J.'s THE REMOTE IN

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THAT RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE SHE'S

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THE ONE WITH ALL THE CONTROL!

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DOES ANYONE WANT ME TO EXPLAIN?

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DO WE GET IT?

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>> Benson: WE GET IT.

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>> Pops: I'M AFRAID I DON'T

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QUITE --

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>> Benson: WE GET IT!

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IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE HERE.

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I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO HELP RIGBY

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CHANGE THE LIGHT BULBS.

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>> Rigby: OH, I CAN DO THAT

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MYSELF.

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>> Benson: [ CHUCKLES ]

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YEAH, SURE YOU CAN.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, I CAN!

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I HELP ALL THE TIME!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!

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>> Muscle Man: BRO, WITHOUT

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MORDECAI, YOU'D BE TOTALLY

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USELESS!

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>> Rigby: WHA?

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COME ON, MORDECAI, TELL 'EM HOW

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USEFUL I AM.

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>> Mordecai: UH...

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YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE FUN.

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>> Rigby: WHAT?

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NO! TELL 'EM I'M USEFUL!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

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>> Rigby: WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING

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THE WORD "USEFUL"?!

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>> Mordecai: WELL, I MEAN, THERE

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WAS THE TIME WITH THE CHAIRS,

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THE LIMOUSINE, THE PRETZEL.

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YOU'RE BASICALLY THE OPPOSITE OF

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USEFUL PRETTY MUCH ANYTIME WE DO

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ANYTHING.

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>> Rigby: BUT WE DID THOSE

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THINGS TOGETHER!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU

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WERE THERE.

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>> Rigby: SO THE WHOLE TIME I'VE

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BEEN COVERING FOR YOU AND C.J.?

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>> Mordecai: WELL, I MEAN, IT'S

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THE LEAST YOU COULD DO.

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>> Rigby: THE LEAST...I COULD...

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I QUIT.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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>> Rigby: I QUIT!

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I CAN GET A PAYCHECK ANYWHERE!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU CAN'T GET

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A JOB WITHOUT ME.

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IT'S MY REFERENCES THAT GOT YOU

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THIS JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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>> Rigby: REFERENCE THIS!

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I'M GONNA GO OUT AND GET A JOB,

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AND I'M GONNA MAKE MONEY AT THAT

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JOB, AND THAT MONEY'S GONNA COME

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IN THE FORM OF A CHECK, AND THAT

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CHECK'S GONNA BE IN AN ENVELOPE,

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AND THE ENVELOPE'S GONNA BE

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SEALED, AND I'M GONNA RUB THAT

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SEALED ENVELOPE ALL UP IN YOUR

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FACE, MORDECAI!

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PUH-EACE!

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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

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[ IMITATING FARTING ]

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[ IMITATING FARTING CONTINUES ]

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DO YOU HAVE ANY OPENINGS FOR

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SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO RUB

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SOMETHING IN HIS FRIEND'S FACE?

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>> OH, SURE.

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WE HAVE A VARIETY OF POSITIONS

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FOR ANYONE WITH A COLLEGE

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DIPLOMA.

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>> Rigby: I NEVER WENT TO

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COLLEGE.

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>> WELL, THERE ARE STILL SOME

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FOR HIGH-SCHOOL GRADUATES.

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>> Rigby: I NEVER GRADUATED HIGH

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SCHOOL.

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>> OH.

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WELL, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A

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DRIVER'S LICENSE...

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WELL, THERE IS THIS ONE...

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>> Rigby: AS LONG AS I GET A

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PAYCHECK, I'M DOING IT!

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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>> Rigby: HMM.

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>> THE NAME'S MANNY.

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THIS HERE'S MY MOVING COMPANY.

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I BUILT IT FROM THE BACK UP.

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WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED

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HERE -- CARDBOARD BOXES, PACKING

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PEANUTS, PACKING TAPE.

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HEY, TURN AROUND.

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>> Rigby: WHAT?

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>> HMM.

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WELL, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BUTT

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CHEEK, AND YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH

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OF A BACK ON YOU, BUT WE NEED AS

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MANY BACKS AS WE CAN GET FOR

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THIS NEXT JOB.

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>> Rigby: O-KAY.

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SO, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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>> JUST LOAD UP ON THE BACK OF

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THAT TRUCK WITH THE OTHER

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FLUNKIES.

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ALL RIGHT, YOU CRUMB BUMS, WE

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GOT A SEVEN-BEDROOM DOGHOUSE WE

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GOT TO MOVE IN AN HOUR!

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NOW, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR

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ANYMORE BACK TALK OUT OF YOU

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BACK BLISTERS, OR YOU'RE BACK ON

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THE STREET!

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NOW, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

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I RESPECT THE HECK OUT OF YA!

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[ BOX RATTLES ]

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WHOA, THERE NEW BACK!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

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YOU GOT TO LIFT WITH YOUR BACK!

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>> Rigby: WHAT? REALLY?

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>> WE'RE CALLED

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"LIFT WITH YOUR BACK" FOR A

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REASON!

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WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY

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BRAND?!

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LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE,

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KID.

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> Rigby: EW!

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>> [ GRUNTING ]

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>> Rigby: [ GASPS ] UH...

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[ ALL GRUNTING ]

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>> YOU WANT THAT PAYCHECK -- YOU

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LIFT WITH YOUR BACK!

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>> Rigby: UH...

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[ GRUNTING ]

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>> COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

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KID?!

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DON'T USE THE FRONT DOOR!

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USE THE BACK DOOR!

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>> Rigby: BUT THAT'S TWICE AS

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FAR!

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>> WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN

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MY BRAND?!

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GET BACK THERE!

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>> Rigby: [ GRUMBLES ]

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HMM, THE KID'S GOT HEART.

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[ CICADAS CHIRPING ]

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>> Rigby: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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>> Mordecai: OH, THERE YOU ARE.

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I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING EARLIER.

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>> Rigby: FAKING?! HA!

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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE BACK OF

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A FAKER?

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, I NEED YOU TO

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COVER FOR ME AGAIN.

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C.J.'s HALF BIRTHDAY IS

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TOMORROW, AND IT'S PRETTY

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IMPORTANT.

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>> Rigby: WHAT?!

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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, COME ON, MAN!

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YOU'VE SLACKED OFF YOUR WHOLE

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LIFE.

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CAN'T I JUST HAVE THIS?

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>> Rigby: NO, YOU HAVE THINGS

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ALL THE TIME -- PLAYER ONE, THE

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BED, PUNCHIES, A DIPLOMA, A

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GIRLFRIEND!

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>> Mordecai: OH, GEEZ, IS THAT

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WHAT THIS IS ABOUT -- YOU NOT

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LIKING C.J.?

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>> Rigby: NO, C.J. IS COOL, BUT

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I HELP YOU ALL THE TIME WITH

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HER, AND I HELPED YOU GET WITH

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AND OVER, MARGARET, AND YOU

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NEVER EVEN THANKED ME!

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>> Mordecai: OF COURSE I DID!

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I THINK I DID.

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>> Rigby: FOUR DAYS, MORDECAI.

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FOUR DAYS TILL I RUB THAT

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PAYCHECK ALL UP IN YOUR SORRY

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FACE!

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>> Benson: OH, UH, RIGBY,

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YOU'RE...STILL HERE.

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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AS YOU KNOW, ROOM AND BOARD IS

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FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY, AND WE KIND

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OF NEED THE SPACE FOR THIS OLD

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DOT MATRIX PRINTER.

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[ PRINTER WHIRRING ]

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>> Rigby: FINE!

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MAYBE I'LL STAY AT A

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FOUR-STAR HOTEL WITH A POOL!

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>> Benson: OH, WITH THE PAYCHECK

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YOU EARNED IN A SEALED ENVELOPE?

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>> Rigby: YES, IN A SEALED

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ENVELOPE!

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[ DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

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[ SIGHS ] FOUR MORE DAYS.

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>> YOUR BACK!

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YOU GOT TO USE YOUR BACK!

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>> Rigby: AGH, MY BACK!

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>> Eileen: HOW WAS DAY TWO?

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>> Rigby: UGH, ALL THIS

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BACK-BREAKING LABOR IS KILLING

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MY BACK.

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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LIFT WITH

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MY BACK ALL WEEK.

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MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TAKE MY OLD

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JOB BACK.

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>> Eileen: WHY DO YOU KEEP

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SAYING "BACK"?

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>> Rigby: IT'S ALL I HEAR ALL

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DAY!

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>> Eileen: I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND

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HARSH, BUT THIS SEEMS LIKE A

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TOXIC WORK ENVIRONMENT, AND YOUR

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BACK'S ALL MANGLED AND ROPEY.

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>> Rigby: THANKS.

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[ CRACK! ]

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OW!

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>> Eileen: QUIT SQUIRMING.

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DOESN'T YOUR BOSS KNOW TO LIFT

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WITH YOUR LEGS?

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THAT'S -- THAT'S, LIKE, HAULING

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AND PACKING 101.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW

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WHAT HIS DEAL IS, BUT HE KEEPS

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SAYING I'VE GOT HEART OR

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SOMETHING.

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>> Eileen: THEN THAT'S THE ONE

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THING UPON WHICH WE AGREE.

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YOU'VE GOT HEART, RIGBY, AND IN

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THREE DAYS, YOU'LL HAVE A

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PAYCHECK, TOO.

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>> Rigby: CAN I GET A CUP OF

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COFFEE?

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>> Eileen: YOU GOT $1.50?

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> NOW, TODAY'S GONNA BE A BIG

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DAY, AND SOME OF YOU SCHNOOKS

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ARE LOOKING A LITTLE

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BACK-BOTTOMED, SO I'M GONNA PLAY

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THE COMPANY SONG TO GET YOUR

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BACKS ON TRACK!

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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

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[ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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ALL RIGHT, YOU PICKLE POUCHES,

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TIME FOR YOUR BACK PAY!

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JOE!

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MURRAY!

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RORSCHACH!

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RIGBY! AH!

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>> Rigby: HEY, WHAT THE HECK,

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MAN?!

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I'VE BEEN DOING YOUR LAME BACK

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STUFF ALL WEEK!

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NOW PAY UP!

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>> OH, YOU'LL GET YOUR PAYCHECK.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ SWISH! ]

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>> Rigby: HEY, WHAT GIVES?!

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>> TELL HIM, MURRAY.

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>> HELLO, RIGBY.

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>> Rigby: MURRAY.

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>> IT'S KIND OF COMPANY

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TRADITION THAT ON YOUR FIRST

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PAYCHECK, YOU GOT TO MOVE A FULL

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TRUCK BY YOURSELF.

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>> Rigby: WHAT?!

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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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>> HEY, MY BACK IS TIED.

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YOU WANT THE PAYCHECK, YOU MOVE

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THE BOXES!

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>> Rigby: [ GRUMBLING ]

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[ GASPS ]

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UGH!

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EILEEN, WHY'D YOU BRING THAT GUY

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HERE?

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>> Eileen: 'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE

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FRIENDS, AND YOU ALWAYS SUPPORT

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EACH OTHER.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON, YOU

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DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL

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THIS TO PROVE A POINT.

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YOU GOT TO STOP, MAN.

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LET ME HELP.

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>> Rigby: NO, I'M DOING IT

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MYSELF!

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>> Mordecai: YOU'RE JUST GONNA

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HURT YOUR BACK, DUDE!

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>> Rigby: CAN'T BE WORSE THAN

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WHEN YOU STABBED IT!

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>> Mordecai: WHAT? COME ON!

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>> Rigby: YOU THINK THE ONLY

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THING I'M USEFUL FOR IS BEING

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YOUR CHUMP!

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"RIGBY, HELP ME GET A

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GIRLFRIEND!

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LET ME BORROW YOUR TIME MACHINE,

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RIGBY!

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RIGBY, I FOUND A DUMB SWEATER,

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AND I GOT TO RETURN IT!"

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ALL YOU DO IS USE ME, MAN.

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>> Mordecai: BUT I NEVER ASKED

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YOU TO DO THOSE THINGS!

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>> Rigby: OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T!

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[ SIGHS ]

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I HELPED 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY

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FRIEND.

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>> Mordecai: THEN LET ME HELP

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YOU.

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>> Rigby: NO, THIS IS MY JOB,

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AND I GOT TO UNLOAD THIS TRUCK!

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ]

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ BOTH GASP ]

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ BREATHES RAGGEDLY ]

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>> [ CHUCKLES ]

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]

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[ GRUNTING LOUDLY ]

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[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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[ THUD ]

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ CRACK! ]

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AAH!

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>> YOU GOT TO STOP THIS, BOSS!

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YOU'RE KILLING HIM!

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>> HE'S MAKING ME PROUD OUT

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THERE!

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I LOVE THAT KID LIKE HE WAS MY

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OWN FLESH AND BACK!

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[ THUD ]

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[ SIGHS ]

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[ SIGHS ]

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ GRUNTING LOUDLY ]

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>> Mordecai: RIGBY, STOP!

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YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WALK AGAIN!

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]

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>> Eileen: RIGBY, ENOUGH OF

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THIS!

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I KNOW YOU'RE USEFUL!

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NOW LIFT WITH YOUR BACK SO YOU

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CAN GET THAT PAYCHECK!

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ SCREAMING ]

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>> All: [ Chanting ] YEAH, YEAH,

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

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[ ALL GASP ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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>> Eileen: YOU DID IT, RIGBY!

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> Rigby: [ SIGHS, MOANING ]

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>> RIGBY, YOU'RE THE WORST

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WORKER I'VE EVER HAD, AND YOU'RE

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LIKE A SON TO ME!

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>> Rigby: I...

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QUIT.

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I'M GOING BACK TO MY REAL JOB.

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>> [ SIGHS ] YOU'LL...

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[ SIGHS ]

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YOU'LL BE BACK!

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>> Mordecai: THAT WAS SO

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AWESOME, DUDE!

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YOU WERE ALL LIKE, "WAH!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ SHOUTS ]

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PSSH!"

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>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT -- BUT DID

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YOU SEE WHEN I WAS LIKE,

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"HYAH!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTING ]

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]

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AAH!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Mordecai: BUT SERIOUSLY,

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DUDE, I WAS TAKING YOU FOR

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GRANTED.

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THANKS FOR HELPING ME ALL THE

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TIME.

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>> Eileen: SO, THE CONFLICT'S

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BEEN MEDIATED?

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>> Rigby: I JUST GOT TO DO ONE

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MORE THING.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT'S THAT?

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>> Rigby: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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IN YOUR FA...

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FA...

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>> Mordecai: DO YOU NEED SOME

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HELP, DUDE?

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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ EXPLOSION ]

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> HA HA HA, OKAY!

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LET ME GET A HONK-HONK IN HERE

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'CAUSE YOU GOOSED IT!

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[ HORN HONKS ]

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[ GOOSE HONKS ]

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IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER

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OF THE CITY COLLEGE MODERN DANCE

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COMPETITION!

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NOW I DON'T WANT TO PIGEONHOLE

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ANYONE BUT FIRST PRIZE TODAY

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GOES TO...

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EILEEN ROBERTS, WITH THE DANCE

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"CHEWED GUM"!

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>> AAH!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> TO SAY YOU BLEW AWAY THE

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COMPETITION WOULDN'T BE

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OS-TRICH! [a stretch]

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>> Eileen: AAH!

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>> LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU DANCE

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AFTER A YEAR OF SITTING IN FRONT

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OF YOUR VERY OWN FLAT-SCREEN

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TV!

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>> Eileen: AAAAH!

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THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT'S

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EVER HAPPENED TO ME!

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>> Together: EILEEN FLAT SCREEN!

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EILEEN FLAT SCREEN!

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>> THANKS FOR COMING, EVERYONE!

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AND TO ALL YOU LOSERS TODAY --

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DON'T ROOSTER ON YOUR LAURELS

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'CAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!

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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]

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>> C.J.: EILEEN, THAT WAS

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AWESOME!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, I KNEW YOU

496
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WERE GONNA WIN AS SOON AS YOU

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CAME OUT OF THAT GIANT GUM

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WRAPPER.

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>> Rigby: NICE WORK, I-LOIN!

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>> Eileen: [ CHUCKLES ]

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THANKS, GUYS!

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WA-AAH!

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I WAS NEVER INTO TV BEFORE BUT

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THAT WAS JUST 'CAUSE I DIDN'T

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HAVE THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT.

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I WISH I COULD GO WATCH IT RIGHT

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NOW BUT I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK!

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>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,

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EILEEN.

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I'LL DROP IT OFF AT YOUR PLACE

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FOR YOU.

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>> Eileen: REALLY?

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>> Rigby: YEAH, OF COURSE.

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>> Eileen: WOW, THANKS, RIGBY.

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I'VE GOT TO RUN.

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SEE YOU GUYS LATER!

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>> Mordecai: LATER.

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>> C.J.: BYE.

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>> Rigby: GIVE ME A HAND WITH

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THIS, WILL YOU, MORDECAI?

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>> Mordecai: THAT WAS REALLY

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NICE OF YOU TO OFFER TO HELP

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EILEEN.

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>> Rigby: WELL, I'M NOT ACTUALLY

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GONNA DROP IT OFF.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT? RIGBY!

527
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,919
EILEEN WORKED HARD FOR THIS.

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YOU CAN'T JUST --

529
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,088
>> Rigby: NO, I'M NOT JUST GONNA

530
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:08,822
DROP IT OFF.

531
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,023
I'M GONNA INSTALL IT FOR HER!

532
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,191
TO SURPRISE HER WHEN SHE GETS

533
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:11,925
HOME FROM WORK.

534
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,559
>> C.J.: YOU ARE?

535
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,894
>> Rigby: WE CAN WATCH SOME

536
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:14,995
FLAT SCREEN, MAYBE GET SOME

537
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:15,262
PIZZA.

538
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,096
IT'LL BE AWESOME!

539
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,230
>> C.J.: THAT WILL BE AWESOME.

540
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,331
>> Mordecai: THAT MIGHT BE THE

541
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,399
NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE.

542
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,400
>> Rigby: LIKE YOU SAID,

543
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,368
SHE WORKED HARD FOR THIS.

544
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,502
BE CAREFUL, MORDECAI, THERE'S A

545
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,236
STEP BEHIND YOU.

546
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,204
>> Mordecai: OKAY, THAT'S

547
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:24,872
ENOUGH, DUDE.

548
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:25,572
YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.

549
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,840
>> Rigby: HANG ON.

550
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,575
LET ME GET THE KEY.

551
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,843
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW WHERE

552
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:30,878
EILEEN KEEPS HER HOUSE KEY?

553
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:31,912
>> Rigby: YEAH, I WATER HER

554
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,013
PLANTS SOMETIMES WHEN SHE GOES

555
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:33,914
OUT OF TOWN FOR A DANCE

556
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,916
INVITATIONAL OR WHATEVER.

557
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,250
>> C.J.: WAIT, I THOUGHT

558
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,585
EILEEN DIDN'T HAVE A TV?

559
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,087
>> Rigby: OH. YEAH.

560
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,054
THAT'S JOANNE'S.

561
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,389
>> Mordecai: WHO'S JOANNE?

562
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,124
>> Rigby: EILEEN'S NEW ROOMMATE.

563
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,425
SHE'S THIS BEAST WHO LEAVES ALL

564
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,559
HER JUNK EVERYWHERE AND USES

565
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,028
EILEEN'S HAND TOWELS TO DRY HER

566
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:48,428
BUTT.

567
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,930
>> C.J.: IS THIS HER?

568
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:50,964
>> Rigby: UGH, YEAH!

569
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,032
THAT'S HER ALL RIGHT.

570
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:52,866
WHAT A DONKEY.

571
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:53,934
YOU KNOW SHE ATE AN ENTIRE THING

572
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:54,935
OF EILEEN'S PEANUT BUTTER BUT

573
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:55,936
SHE WON'T EVEN LET HER NEAR THE

574
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:56,269
TV.

575
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,038
ONE TIME WE WERE JUST HANGIN'

576
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:58,438
OUT...

577
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,139
[ WATCH BEEPS ]

578
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,074
[ GASPS ] IT'S STARTING!

579
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,309
THE CARTER AND BRIGGS REUNION

580
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:02,943
SPECIAL!

581
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,577
>> Eileen: WAIT, RIGBY, DON'T!

582
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,112
NOT HERE.

583
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,113
>> Rigby: BUT THERE'S A TV

584
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,214
SITTING IN FRONT OF US AND A

585
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,315
CARTER AND BRIGGS SPECIAL GOING

586
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:08,982
ON INSIDE IT!

587
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,384
>> Eileen: UH...OHH!

588
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,921
>> Rigby: EILEEN, COME ON!

589
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,422
THROW A RIG A BONE!

590
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,324
>> Eileen: [ SIGHS ] OKAY.

591
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,226
I GUESS SINCE JOANNE'S OUT OF

592
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,627
TOWN IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

593
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,461
>> I KNEW IT!

594
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,462
>> Eileen: JOANNE!

595
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,131
I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE BEACH!

596
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,498
>> I WAS AT THE BEACH, UNTIL I

597
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,067
REALIZED SOMETHING LIKE THIS

598
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:27,968
MIGHT HAPPEN!

599
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,136
HOW COULD I ENJOY THE SURF AND

600
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,337
SUN KNOWING YOU COULD BE HERE,

601
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,972
MESSING WITH MY TV!

602
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,906
>> Eileen: I'M SORRY!

603
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,107
I DIDN'T THINK IT -- [ GASPS ]

604
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,143
>> NEXT TIME, THAT REMOTE WILL

605
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,244
BE YOUR FACE.

606
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,279
TO CLARIFY, NEXT TIME I'LL SLAP

607
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,147
YOUR FACE.

608
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,281
>> Rigby: I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE

609
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:41,648
THAT UP.

610
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,016
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

611
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,151
>> C.J.: OKAY, SO, I GUESS WE

612
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,318
SHOULDN'T TOUCH ANY OF JOANNE'S

613
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:45,652
STUFF.

614
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:46,987
>> Rigby: YEAH, I THINK IF WE

615
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,155
JUST PUT THE FLAT SCREEN ON THE

616
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,289
WALL OVER HERE IT'LL BE COOL.

617
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,157
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE

618
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,091
SHE STILL HAS ONE OF THESE JUNKY

619
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,425
OLD HANATRONICS.

620
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,027
THIS MUST BE FIRST GENERATION

621
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:54,661
IT'S SO OLD.

622
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,129
>> Rigby: I TOLD YOU, SHE'S A

623
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:56,463
BEAST.

624
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,931
HER TV'S PROBABLY TOO SCARED TO

625
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:58,431
DIE ON HER.

626
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,499
LET ME JUST GRAB MY TOOLS SO WE

627
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,567
CAN GET MOUNTING.

628
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,137
>> C.J.: WOW, RIGBY THOSE

629
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,172
ALMOST LOOK REAL.

630
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,206
>> Mordecai: PFFF!

631
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,941
AND WHAT'S UP WITH THAT WHIP?

632
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,209
>> Rigby: IT'S MY UTILITY WHIP!

633
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,310
IT HAS A THOUSAND USES!

634
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,344
EILEEN AND I GOT IT AT A

635
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,179
RENAISSANCE FAIRE.

636
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,313
>> Mordecai: WHEN DID YOU GO

637
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,114
TO A REN FAIRE?

638
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,182
AND WHY ARE YOU TWO ALWAYS

639
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,149
HANGING OUT WITHOUT ME?

640
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,150
>> Rigby: YOU AND C.J. ARE

641
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,185
ALWAYS TOGETHER, DOIN' YOUR

642
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:18,485
THING.

643
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,452
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,

644
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,287
HANG OUT BY MYSELF?

645
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,488
>> C.J.: HEY, HEY, COOL IT.

646
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,323
RIGBY, SHOW US YOUR WHIPPIN'

647
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,024
SKILLS.

648
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,058
>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ]

649
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,159
YEAH, RIGBY. WHIP IT OUT.

650
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,660
>> Rigby: "WHIP" PLEASURE.

651
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,463
WHA-CHA!

652
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,065
UHH...LET'S FOCUS ON PUTTING UP

653
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,166
THAT FLAT SCREEN.

654
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,032
>> All: EILEEN FLAT SCREEN!

655
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,366
>> Rigby: NOW TO PLUG IT IN AND

656
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,067
TRY IT OUT.

657
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,335
UGH!

658
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,502
JOANNE'S GIANT PLUG IS PLUGGING

659
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,270
UP THE WHOLE PLUG!

660
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,404
>> C.J.: JUST MOVE IT DOWN TO

661
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,039
THE BOTTOM.

662
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:12,572
THEY'LL BOTH FIT.

663
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,075
>> I'LL SLAP YOUR FACE!

664
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,243
>> Rigby: ISN'T THERE ANOTHER

665
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,044
OUTLET IN HERE?

666
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,111
>> Mordecai: THIS ONE LOOKS

667
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:18,678
KIND OF FULL.

668
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,080
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER!

669
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,081
I'M NOT GONNA BE THREATENED BY

670
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,116
SOME SOCKET HOG!

671
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,684
AND THAT'S THAT.

672
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,618
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

673
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,719
>> Rigby: AAH! JOANNE!

674
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,754
>> DID YOU TOUCH MY TV?

675
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:28,555
>> Rigby: NO.

676
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,057
>> YOU BETTER NOT, BECAUSE THE

677
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,691
HAND THAT TOUCHES MY TV IS A

678
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,426
HAND YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK.

679
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,295
AND BY THAT I MEAN I'M RIPPING

680
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,529
IT OFF YOUR BODY AND KEEPING IT.

681
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,530
>> Rigby: LOOK, JOANNE, I

682
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,098
DIDN'T --

683
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:38,631
>> WHAT'S THAT?

684
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,599
>> Rigby: WHAT'S WHAT?

685
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,068
>> MOVE IT, SHRIMP.

686
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,302
>> Rigby: NO! WAIT!

687
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,303
>> I KNEW IT!

688
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,372
YOU MESS WITH MY TV, I MESS WITH

689
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,106
YOURS!

690
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,607
[ GRUNTS ]

691
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,242
>> Rigby: NO, NOT THE FLAT

692
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,244
SCREEN!

693
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,080
>> Mordecai: JOANNE, STOP!

694
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,147
WE CAN TALK THIS OUT!

695
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,315
SHE'S ALREADY HALF WAY UP THE

696
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,650
STREET!

697
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,121
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

698
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:01,721
GET OUT.

699
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,556
>> IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

700
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,424
>> I SAID GET OUT!

701
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,558
>> AAH!

702
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,559
DON'T HURT ME!

703
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,295
>> Mordecai: COME ON, RIGBY,

704
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,129
LET'S GO!

705
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,297
DUDE, WHY'RE YOU BRINGIN' THAT

706
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:10,597
THING?

707
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,099
>> Rigby: IF SHE'S GONNA MESS

708
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,466
WITH EILEEN'S FLAT SCREEN, WE'RE

709
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,435
GONNA MESS WITH HER HANATRONIC.

710
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,443
>> OH, JOANNE'S GONNA SLAP A

711
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,477
FACE TODAY!

712
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,246
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

713
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,280
>> C.J.: WHERE'S SHE EVEN

714
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:27,580
GOING?

715
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,615
>> Rigby: THERE'S NO WAY

716
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,149
TO KNOW.

717
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,350
SHE DOESN'T THINK LIKE THE REST

718
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:30,650
OF US.

719
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,484
JUST FOLLOW HER!

720
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,420
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

721
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,689
>> [ GROWLS ]

722
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,457
[ GRUNTS ]

723
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,525
>> Mordecai: LOOK OUT!

724
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:39,326
>> All: AAH!

725
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,827
>> C.J.: NICE TRY.

726
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,829
>> Rigby: TEETH! TEETH!

727
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,632
>> Both: AAH! AAH!

728
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,134
>> Both: [ GROAN ]

729
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:47,800
>> C.J.: WHAT HAPPENED?

730
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,501
WHERE'D SHE GO?

731
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,502
>> Mordecai: THERE SHE IS, ON

732
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:54,274
THE BRIDGE!

733
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,608
>> Rigby: JOANNE! STOP!

734
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,377
>> I'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH

735
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,645
OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF!

736
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,780
>> Rigby: COME ON, JOANNE.

737
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,849
LET'S TAKE IT EASY WITH THE FLAT

738
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,483
SCREEN.

739
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,517
>> [ GROWLS ]

740
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,852
>> Rigby: WE WERE WRONG TO TOUCH

741
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,653
YOUR TV, OKAY?

742
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,155
HAVEN'T YOU EVER MADE A MISTAKE

743
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:08,521
BEFORE?

744
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,357
>> THE ONLY MISTAKE I MADE WAS

745
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,192
LEAVING MY TV ALONE WITH THAT

746
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,161
NO-RESPECT MOOCH-WAD EILEEN!

747
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,495
>> Rigby: [ GROWLS ]

748
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,363
[ SIGHS ]

749
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,531
HEY, LOOK.

750
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,666
I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T WANT

751
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,201
ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR TV,

752
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,369
JUST LIKE WE WOULDN'T WANT

753
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,670
ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO EILEEN'S

754
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,204
TV.

755
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,338
I GET IT, JOANNE.

756
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,174
THIS THING HAS BEEN YOUR BEST

757
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,808
FRIEND SINCE YOU WERE A BABY.

758
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,710
IT ENTERTAINED YOU WHEN YOU WERE

759
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,545
BORED, IT MADE YOU LAUGH WHEN

760
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,381
YOU WERE SAD, AND MAYBE, JUST

761
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,349
MAYBE, IT HELPS YOU FORGET FOR A

762
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,185
MINUTE THAT YOU ARE A HIDEOUS

763
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:38,718
MONSTER.

764
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,586
>> [ GROWLS ]

765
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:40,553
>> Rigby: WHAT DO YOU SAY,

766
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,488
JOANNE?

767
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,390
LET'S JUST SWAP TVs AND MOVE ON,

768
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,157
OKAY?

769
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,892
NO ONE NEEDS TO GET HURT HERE.

770
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,427
>> [ GROWLS ]

771
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,561
[ SIGHS ]

772
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,729
OKAY.

773
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,897
>> Rigby: OKAY.

774
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:51,831
>> NOT!

775
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,266
>> Both: NO!

776
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,201
>> Rigby: EILEEN'S TV THAT SHE

777
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:59,206
WON IN A DANCE COMPETITION!

778
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,340
[ SIGHS ]

779
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,874
THAT WAS CLOSE.

780
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:02,675
>> C.J.: WHOA, RIGBY!

781
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,710
>> Mordecai: NICE WHIP ACTION!

782
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:04,411
>> UGH, WHATEVER.

783
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,612
JUST GIVE MY TV BACK.

784
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,780
[ WIND WHISTLES ]

785
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:12,785
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

786
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,886
>> C.J.: SHE REALLY LIKED THAT

787
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:18,291
OLD TV, HUH?

788
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,226
>> OH, NO!

789
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,760
THE GHOST OF MY FAMILY'S

790
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,630
INHERITANCE LAWYER!

791
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,598
NOOOO!

792
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,633
[ Dialing ]

793
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,268
>> SHE FAILED, SIR.

794
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,238
>> [ CRYING ]

795
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,540
>> JOANNE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

796
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,907
>> GRANDPA HANATRONIC, I CAN

797
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:35,575
EXPLAIN!

798
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,609
>> Mordecai: WAIT.

799
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,278
IS YOUR LAST NAME "HANATRONIC?"

800
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,712
>> UH, YEAH, HELLO?

801
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,281
JOANNE HANATRONIC?

802
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,915
HEIR TO THE HANATRONIC

803
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:43,716
TELEVISION DYNASTY?

804
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,717
>> C.J.: DID YOU KNOW THAT

805
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:45,385
WAS HER NAME?

806
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,419
>> Rigby: I JUST THOUGHT IT

807
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,320
WAS A WEIRD COINCIDENCE!

808
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:47,920
>> ENOUGH!

809
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,556
WHY IS OUR PRICELESS FAMILY

810
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,391
TELEVISION SITTING AT THE BOTTOM

811
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,392
OF THIS RIVER?

812
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,627
>> IT'S STILL...GOOD?

813
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,429
[ BIRD SQUAWKING ]

814
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,331
>> YOU HAVE DISGRACED THE FAMILY

815
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:58,765
NAME.

816
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,501
NOW YOU MUST GIVE UP YOUR MODERN

817
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,602
LIFESTYLE.

818
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,471
AND BY THAT, I MEAN THE SHARED

819
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,273
RENTAL UNIT YOU INHABIT WITH

820
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,740
THAT COMMONER.

821
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:08,641
>> NO!

822
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,609
>> GET IN THE LIMO.

823
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:10,243
>> UGH!

824
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,744
ARE ALL MY HORSES STILL THERE?

825
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:12,779
>> THEY ARE.

826
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,814
>> [ GROWLS ]

827
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:15,815
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

828
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:16,783
>> Rigby: WAIT.

829
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,285
WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?

830
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:22,255
>> OOH! I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!

831
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,656
WHEN JOANNE ASKED TO LIVE ON HER

832
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,991
OWN AMONGST THE, SHALL WE SAY,

833
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,593
"LOWER CLASSES," WE ALLOWED IT,

834
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,827
AS LONG AS SHE CONTINUED TO

835
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,462
PROTECT THE FAMILY'S MOST PRIZED

836
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:29,962
HEIRLOOM.

837
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,498
THE ORIGINAL TELEVISION HER

838
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,799
FAMILY'S COMPANY PRODUCED.

839
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,334
IN RETROSPECT WE PROBABLY SHOULD

840
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,468
HAVE KEPT IT IN A SAFE.

841
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,836
AS A RESULT, SHE WILL NO LONGER

842
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:37,837
INHERIT THE COMPANY.

843
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:38,771
>> C.J.: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

844
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:39,306
TO HER?

845
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,507
>> SHE WILL BE PUNISHED WITH A

846
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,674
LIFE OF OPULENCE AND LEISURE AT

847
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,842
THE HANATRONIC FAMILY MANOR.

848
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,844
WHOOO!

849
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,279
SHE'LL BE FINE.

850
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,615
[ WIND WHISTLES ]

851
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,516
>> C.J.: NOW I GET WHY SHE

852
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,483
DIDN'T WANT YOU TOUCHIN' HER

853
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,318
STUFF.

854
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:53,620
[ DOOR OPENS ]

855
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,687
>> Eileen: WHAT'S GOING ON?

856
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,855
>> Together: SURPRISE!

857
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,657
>> Rigby: CHECK IT OUT, EILEEN!

858
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:58,825
YOUR TV'S ALL SET UP!

859
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,493
DON'T WORRY 'BOUT THE INSTALLS,

860
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,861
IT'S READY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS!

861
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,296
>> Eileen: NUH-UH!

862
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,631
YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO SO

863
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,365
MUCH TROUBLE!

864
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:05,865
THANK YOU!

865
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,334
>> Mordecai: IT WAS ALL RIGBY'S

866
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:07,634
IDEA.

867
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,535
>> Eileen: REALLY?

868
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,869
>> Rigby: AND AS AN ADDED BONUS,

869
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,404
JOANNE'S NOT YOUR ROOMMATE

870
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:11,871
ANYMORE!

871
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,540
>> Eileen: YES!

872
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,542
I MEAN, UH, THAT'S COOL, TOO.

873
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,710
>> Rigby: CARE TO DO THE HONORS?

874
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,045
>> AND NOW LET'S HEAR FROM SOME

875
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,547
HOLIDAY SHOPPERS DOWN AT THE

876
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,047
MALL!

877
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,582
>> LINES ARE LONG.

878
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,050
>> IT'S TOO CROWDED AND IT

879
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:24,984
SMELLS WEIRD.

880
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:25,852
>> HEY, MOM.

881
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,886
LOOK! I'M ON TV.

882
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,721
>> Eileen: AAH! THE LOCAL NEWS!

883
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,557
THIS IS THE BEST SURPRISE EVER.

884
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:31,658
>> Mordecai: WELL, WE WANTED TO

885
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:32,759
ORDER A PIZZA AND HAVE IT READY

886
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:33,860
FOR YOU WHEN YOU GOT HERE, BUT

887
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,328
WE DIDN'T QUITE PLAN AHEAD.

888
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,363
>> Rigby: OR DID WE?

889
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,397
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

890
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,064
>> PIZZA GUY!

891
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,399
>> C.J.: WHOA, RIGBY.

892
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,032
IMPRESSIVE!

893
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,434
>> Mordecai: SERIOUSLY.

894
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,735
THIS WAS ALL REALLY COOL.

895
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:43,903
I'M PROUD OF YOU, MAN.

896
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,071
>> Rigby: THANKS, MORDECAI.

897
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,606
NOW CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY FOR

898
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,574
THE PIZZA GUY?

899
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,341
>> Mordecai: PFFF.

900
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,442
GUESS THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.

901
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,377
[ LAUGHTER ]

902
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,911
>> Eileen: IF THIS IS NORMAL,

903
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,580
THEN I'M REALLY HAPPY WITH

904
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,881
NORMAL.

905
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:55,582
>> UH, HELLO?

906
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,616
>> Rigby: OH, UH, WE'LL GET

907
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:57,083
THAT.

908
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:57,950
>> C.J.: SHOULD I GRAB SOME

909
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:58,518
PLATES?

910
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,619
>> Eileen: I'VE GOT SOME SODA

911
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,354
IN THE FRIDGE!

912
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,089
>> CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET

913
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,056
OUT OF HERE?

914
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,057
>> Margaret: [ CHUCKLES ]

915
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,092
LOOKS LIKE THE USUAL HOLIDAY

916
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:06,959
CRAZINESS, PHIL.

917
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,595
FROM THE TWO PINES MALL, THIS IS

918
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,630
MARGARET SMITH REPORTING LIVE.

919
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,598
>> STAY WARM OUT THERE,

920
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:11,931
MARGARET.

921
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:12,965
>> Margaret: THANKS, PHIL!

922
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,767
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN TOWN.