[ SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CHIRPING, HOOTING ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> Muscle Man: BOOLARRGH!
YOU GOTTA SCREAM FIRST, BRO.
>> BUT WE'RE NOT SCARED.
>> Muscle Man: DO YOU WANT THE
CANDY OR NOT?!
>> Both: AAAAUUUGGH!
>> Muscle Man: THAT'S...
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE CLOSIN' UP
SHOP.
NO MORE TRICK-OR-TREATERS.
>> Benson: SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS
WANNA DO?
THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG.
I GOT A CAT SITTER, SO I CAN BE
OUT FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR.
>> Muscle Man: I'VE GOT AN IDEA,
BRO.
SCARY STORIES!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE DO THAT
EVERY YEAR.
>> Rigby: YEAH, LET'S DO
SOMETHING REALLY SCARY.
>> Skips: WE COULD RENT A FEW
GENRE FILMS.
>> Pops: OR WE COULD GO TO BED
EARLY AND BE ALONE WITH OUR
THOUGHTS.
>> Rigby: NAW. LET'S GO TO A
HAUNTED HOUSE!
THOSE ARE THE SCARIEST!
>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
IS THE SCARIEST?
MY MOM!
>> Mordecai: UGH.
NOT THIS AGAIN.
>> Muscle Man: NO, DUDE.
SHE'S SERIOUSLY SCARY LIKE A
HAUNTED HOUSE!
>> Rigby: YEAH, YEAH, JUST LIKE
HOW SHE EATS RAW ACORNS?
>> Muscle Man: UH-HUH.
>> Skips: OR THAT SHE SWAM
ACROSS THE OCEAN WITH ONE ARM
TIED BEHIND HER BACK.
>> Muscle Man: YEP.
>> Mordecai: OR THAT SHE'S A
REGISTERED NOTARY PUBLIC?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH.
IT'S ALL TRUE, BRO!
EVERYONE KNOWS ALL THE BEST
COMEDY IS BASED ON TRUTH!
>> Rigby: PRO-O-O-VE IT!
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?
>> Both: PRO-O-O-VE I-I-I-T!
>> Muscle Man: WHOA.
LET'S JUST SLOW DOWN.
>> Benson: COME TO THINK OF IT,
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR MOM.
>> Hi Five: YEAH, ME EITHER.
>> Muscle Man: WELL, SHE DOESN'T
REALLY LIKE VISITORS, SO...
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
EVEN FIVES HASN'T MET HER?
>> Rigby: NOW WE HAVE TO DO IT.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU
ANGLING AT, BRO?
>> Mordecai: IF YOUR MOM'S SO
AMAZING, LET'S MEET HER.
>> All: OH, YEAH.
>> Mordecai: COME ON.
LET'S DO IT.
>> Muscle Man: LISTEN.
I THINK I'M GETTING TIRED.
I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME.
>> Both: BOOO!
>> All: COME ON! GEEZ!
>> Muscle Man: UGH! FINE!
I'LL TAKE YOU TO MEET MY MOM, ON
ONE CONDITION -- YOU GOTTA TELL
SCARY STORIES THE WHOLE WAY
THERE.
>> All: UGH!
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT,
CHUMPS, WHO'S FIRST?
>> Pops: OH, I HAVE A STORY!
>> Rigby: UGH. THIS PARTY!
I HATE DRESSING LIKE THIS!
>> Mordecai: THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE
YOU CHOSE URANUS.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rigby: IT WAS THE ONLY ONE
THAT FIT!
>> Muscle Man: SO, I SAID,
"THAT'S NOT YOUR BACK
SCRATCHER.
THAT'S MY TOOTHBRUSH!"
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Pops: IT'S TRUE!
YOU D SAY THAT TO ME.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, WE BOTH
REMEMBER.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Skips: IT'S TIME.
>> Benson: SO, LIKE YOU ALL
KNOW, AS PER TRADITION, WE PULL
OUR NAMES OUT OF THIS PUMPKIN
BUCKET AND WHOEVER'S LAST, IT'S
THEIR TURN.
>> Pops: PLEASE, WE DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS.
REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO
HI FIVE GHOST?
>> Benson: IT'S ALL RIGHT, POPS.
MAYBE IT'S REALLY FUN IN THERE.
LET US BEGIN.
[ DRUMROLL ]
AND THE FIRST NAME IS...
SKIPS.
[ DRUM TAPS ]
MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: WHEW!
>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN.
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
[ RIP ]
WHOO-HOO!
>> Benson: BE-- OH, THAT'S ME!
HA!
BOY, WHAT A RELIEF!
WELP, TWO MORE LEFT.
>> Rigby: [ GROANING ]
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Rigby: YAAAH!
POPS IS RIGHT.
WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS!
>> Benson: RIGBY.
>> Rigby: WHEW.
SUCKS TO BE YOU, POPS.
>> Pops: NO, PLEASE LISTEN!
WE CAN JUST LEAVE THE PARK.
>> Muscle Man: WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S OUT THERE, BRO.
>> Skips: SORRY, POPS.
>> Benson: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
TO ASSURE OUR SAFETY!
>> Pops: NO!
>> Benson: UGH!
[ DOOR BANGS ]
WHERE'D HE GO?!
>> Pops: [ PANTING ]
[ ALL WHOOPING ]
>> Mordecai: THERE HE IS!
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERING ]
AAH!
>> Mordecai: GET HIM DOWN FROM
THERE, URANUS.
>> Rigby: [ MUTTERS ]
>> Pops: OH!
>> Mordecai: THERE IT IS.
[ HOLE GURGLING ]
>> Pops: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Benson: WE DO THIS EVERY
YEAR, POPS.
AND EVERY YEAR, WE STAY ALIVE.
THEREFORE, THIS MUST BE WHY
WE'RE ALIVE.
>> Pops: PLEASE, JUST LET ME SAY
MY PIECE.
>> Benson: FINE.
YOU'VE GOT ONE MINUTE.
BUT THEN WE'RE THROWING YOU IN
THAT HOLE.
>> Pops: LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE
BECOME -- TEARING AT EACH OTHER
LIKE ANIMALS, AND NOT THE GENTLE
KIND, BUT EVER SINCE THAT FOG
APPEARED, WE'VE BEEN FEEDING
EACH OTHER TO THIS HOLE.
LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND REMEMBER
THE TIMES BEFORE THE RAFFLE,
THE TIMES BEFORE THE HOLE.
>> Benson: POPS, I THINK I SPEAK
FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY...
GET IN THE HOLE!
>> Pops: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Benson: HUH.
WELL, I GUESS I COULD...
[ GRUNTING ]
[ HOLE CHOKING, GURGLING ]
>> Muscle Man: SO, I SAID,
"THAT'S NOT YOUR BACK
SCRATCHER."
>> All: THAT'S MY TOOTHBRUSH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ SLURP! ]
>> Pops: SAY, WHERE DID YOU GET
THIS WONDERFUL TEA?
>> Mordecai: OH, WELL...
THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF
EMBARRASSING BUT, UH...
WE WERE ABLE TO LEAVE THE PARK
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
[ SLURP! ]
>> Benson: IT TURNS OUT THE FOG
WAS ALL IN OUR MINDS.
IT WAS REALLY MORE OF A
PSYCHOLOGICAL, EXISTENTIAL KIND
OF FOG.
>> Skips: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
THE FOG REPRESENTED OUR FEAR OF
THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
>> Pops: WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
I CALL IT "THE WONDERFUL
ADVENTURE OF THE MYSTERIOUS HOLE
IN THE PARK."
>> Muscle Man: NO OFFENSE, POPS,
BUT I SAID SCARY STORIES, NOT
REIMAGININGS OF CLASSIC
LITERATURE.
MAYBE I SHOULD TURN AROUND AND
GO HOME.
>> Mordecai: AW, COME ON,
MUSCLE MAN!
YOU SAID IF WE TOLD YOU SCARY
STORIES, WE'D GET TO MEET
YOUR MOM.
>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH ABOUT
THEIR LAME STORY?
>> All: AW, COME ON! STOP!
PLEASE!
>> Benson: FINE.
I'VE GOT A SCARY STORY.
THIS STORY IS ABOUT TWO OF MY
FAVORITE PEOPLE...
MORDECAI AND RIGBY ARE DEAD.
THEIR LIVES ENDED TRAGICALLY
WHILE DOING WHAT SHOULD HAVE
BEEN A SIMPLE JOB -- HAUNTING
THE HOUSE FOR HALLOWEEN.
I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO
MOTIVATE THEM: PEP TALKS,
INSTRUCTIONAL SPEECHES,
OCCASIONAL YELLING.
I EVEN TRIED TAKING AWAY THEIR
PRECIOUS VIDEO GAMES.
BUT IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH.
THEY WERE NEVER ABLE TO FINISH
HAUNTING THE HOUSE.
>> Skips: [ GASPS ]
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.
CAN I SEE YOU AFTER THIS
SPARSELY ATTENDED SERVICE?
>> Benson: WHAT'S THIS ALL
ABOUT?
I'VE GOT A 4:00 AT 4:00.
>> Muscle Man: YOU HAVE TO FIRE
MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, I DON'T
KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, BUT YOU
WERE JUST AT THEIR MEMORIAL.
I HAD YOU PERSONALLY DIG THEIR
GRAVES.
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
LOOK AT THE HOUSE.
[ HOWLING ]
>> Benson: THAT'S JUST THE WIND.
>> Skips: MORDECAI AND RIGBY
HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
IF YOU DON'T FIRE THEM, THEY
WILL HAUNT THE HOUSE FOREVER.
>> Muscle Man: GHOST RULES, BRO.
>> Benson: FINE.
I'LL FIRE MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
COME ON, BENSON.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO
DO.
THEY ARE SO FIRED.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY...
YOU'RE --
[ BOTH GROWL ]
AAAH!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I CAN HEAR
YOU UP THERE.
YOU TWO ARE OFFICIALLY --
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Benson: AAAUUGH! AWWWWGH!
SO SCARY!
GOTTA FIRE 'EM...
JUST GOTTA FIRE 'EM...
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
ENOUGH MESSING AROUND!
[ YELPS ]
>> Both: HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM.
>> Benson: [ GRUNTING ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
AAH!
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Benson: GOTTA FIRE 'EM...
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Benson: AAH!
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
ARGH!
[ SCREAMING ]
SO...SO SCARY...
THEIR VIDEO GAMES!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.
YOU'RE...FIRED!
[ BOTH SCREECHING ]
NO. WHY -- WHY AREN'T THEY GONE?
WAIT.
>> I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THESE
NEWFANGLED COMPUTERS.
BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING: A
WORKER IS NOT TECHNICALLY FIRED
UNTIL YOU DELETE THEM FROM THE
EMPLOYEE DATABASE.
>> Benson: THE EMPLOYEE
DATABASE!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Benson: OHHH!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Benson: NO!
HOW LONG ARE THESE STAIRS?!
SO SCARY!
AAH! SO SCARY!
I DID IT!
WHAT'S -- WHAT'S GOING ON?
AAH!
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE DEAD, DUDE.
>> Benson: WHAT?!
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
>> Mordecai: BENSON, LOOK AT
THIS MASK!
>> Benson: AAH!
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Rigby: YOU'VE BEEN HAUNTING
THE HOUSE FOR MONTHS!
[ MUNCHING ]
>> Benson: UHHH!
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Mordecai: [ WHISTLING ]
>> Benson: [ MOANING ]
>> Mordecai: AAH!
>> Benson: AAAH!
>> Mordecai: AHH?
>> Rigby: NO, DUDE.
IT'S LEFTY LOCKY, RIGHTY RELAXY.
>> Mordecai: THAT DOESN'T EVEN
RHYME.
>> Benson: [ MOANING ]
THEN WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
HERE?
YOU'VE RUINED MY OFFICE!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE NOT IN YOUR
OFFICE.
THIS IS OUR OFFICE.
>> Rigby: WE GOT PROMOTED.
>> Mordecai: AND THIS ISN'T OUR
OFFICE.
IT'S A CEMETERY.
AND THAT YOUR GRAVE.
>> Benson: NOOOOOOO!
>> Rigby: IS THAT IT?
>> Benson: YES, THAT'S IT.
I WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME.
SCARY, RIGHT?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT TWIST'S
BEEN DONE LIKE A MILLION TIMES.
>> Benson: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
IT'S WAY CREEPIER THAT WAY!
>> Mordecai: EHHH...I MEAN, I'VE
SEEN IT BEFORE, SO...
>> All: I WASN'T SURPRISED AT
ALL.
SAW THAT ENDING COMING THE WHOLE
TIME.
>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, HOW LONG
TILL WE GET THERE?
>> Muscle Man: IT'S GONNA BE
ABOUT...
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
NOW.
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
[ ANIMAL CALLING ]
ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I HOPE YOU
BROUGHT YOUR ADULT DIAPERS
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED THEM
AFTER EITHER "A," THIS REALLY
DIFFICULT HIKE, OR "B," ONCE YOU
MEET MY MOM.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ OWL HOOTS ]
>> Rigby: AAH!
[ OWL HOOTS ]
>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHO
DOESN'T DROP THEIR TRAIL MIX
WHEN THEY GET SCARED?
MY MOM!
>> Rigby: UGH.
HOW FAR IS IT TO YOUR MOM'S
PLACE ANYWAY?
>> Muscle Man: WE'LL GET THERE
WHEN GET THERE!
DO YOU WANT TO MEET THE WOMAN
WHO BROUGHT ME INTO THIS WORLD
OR NOT?
>> Benson: WE DIDN'T COME ALL
THIS WAY JUST TO TURN BACK NOW.
>> Rigby: BUT, LIKE, IF YOU HAD
TO JUST GIVE A ROUGH ESTIMATE OF
HOW FAR?
>> Muscle Man: IT'D GO A LOT
FASTER WITH ANOTHER SCARY STORY,
BRO.
>> Mordecai: AUGH, DU-U-DE!
>> Rigby: NO, MORDECAI, IT'S
OKAY -- I GOT THIS ONE.
HOLD MY TRAIL MIX.
I'M GONNA TELL A STORY THAT
COVERS EVERY FREAKY THING YOU
CAN THINK OF.
>> Muscle Man: I'LL ALLOW IT.
>> Rigby: IT WAS A SCARY-MOVIE
NIGHT LIKE ANY OTHER.
WE WERE WATCHING
"HEADS, YOU'RE DEAD" ON THE
COUCH.
>> HEADS, I WIN.
TAILS, YOU'RE DEAD!
>> NO! NO! NO!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ RAVEN SQUAWKS ]
>> Mordecai: AUGGHH!
>> Rigby: LAAME!
>> Eileen: I THOUGHT IT WAS
PROVOCATIVE, LEAVING THE END
AMBIGUOUS SO THE VIEWER IS
FORCED TO RECKON WITH HER OWN
ASSUMPTIONS.
>> Rigby: OH, IF YOU WANNA SEE
SOMETHING PROVOCATIVE, THEN
CHECK THIS OUT!
IN MY HANDS I HOLD THE SCARIEST
MOVIE EVER MADE.
>> Mordecai: PFFT! DOUBT IT.
>> Rigby: NO, DUDE, THE INTERNET
SAYS!
THERE'S A WHOLE BACKSTORY AND
EVERYTHING!
IT WAS A STORMY NIGHT IN THE
'70s WHEN A VHS MARKETING TEAM
WAS WORKING LATE...
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THIS IS OUR
LAST HOPE.
IF THE VHS WE RELEASE ISN'T THE
SCARIEST THING ON THE MARKET,
THIS COMPANY'S GOING UNDER.
>> OKAY, OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT...WEREWOLVES?
HACK-N-SLASH BRINGS IN THE CASH?
>> GREAT IDEA -- IF TEENAGERS
ACTUALLY HAD ANY MONEY.
IT'S THEIR PARENTS WE SHOULD BE
SELLING TO, AND THEY WANT
CLASSY, RESTRAINED.
>> [ SIGHS ]
IF SOMEONE WANTS TO WATCH A
BLACK-AND-WHITE MOVIE, THEY'LL
DO IT AT THE ANCIENT HISTORY
MUSEUM, DALE!
IT'S GOTTA BE CUTTING-EDGE.
ONE WORD, TWO SYLLABLES --
JA-PAN.
>> Rigby: THEY HAD NO IDEA THAT
BALL LIGHTNING WAS HEADING
STRAIGHT TOWARDS THEM.
>> WHAT'S THAT HEADING TOWARDS
US?
>> BALL LIGHTNING!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> THIS...
THIS IS IT -- THE SCARY MOVIE
THAT'LL SAVE OUR COMPANY.
>> Rigby: BUT IT DIDN'T SAVE THE
COMPANY.
THEY PUT THE TAPE IN JUST AS YOU
WOULD ANY TAPE NOT CREATED BY
BALL LIGHTNING FUSION, AND IT
SUCKED THEM INTO THE MOVIE.
>> Mordecai: MM.
>> Rigby: LEGEND HAS IT THAT NO
ONE'S EVER SURVIVED TO SEE THE
END, WHICH IT WAS WHY IT ONLY
COST $1.99 WITH FREE SHIPPING!
OHHH!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON.
THERE'S NO WAY THAT STORY'S
TRUE.
>> Eileen: YEAH, REALLY.
"SUCKED INTO THE TAPE?"
THAT'S NOT EVEN THAT
SCARY-SOUNDING.
>> Rigby: HEY, FINE.
IF YOU DON'T THINK YOUR LIVES
ARE IN DANGER, THEN THERE'S NO
REASON NOT TO WATCH IT, RIGHT?
>> C.J.: WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
BETTER TO DO.
PLAY THE TAPE, RIGBY!
>> Rigby: THIS IS GONNA BE
AWESOME!
HOPE EVERYBODY BROUGHT BACKUP
UNDERPANTS!
AHH!
[ WEREWOLF SNARLING ]
[ WEREWOLF HOWLS ]
[ BOTH SMOOCHING, MOANING ]
>> DO YOU HAVE A FEELING LIKE
WE'RE BEING WATCHED?
>> TRUST ME.
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES OUT HERE.
[ GROWLING ]
>> Both: WHAT WAS THAT?
[ GROWLING CONTINUES ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
SIR.
MY CLIENT LIST HAS BEEN
DWINDLING OF LATE.
>> I-I-I JUST...
[ GIRL SPEAKING JAPANESE ]
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A
DAUGHTER.
>> I DON'T.
>> WATASHI TO ASOBOU YOU.
ANATA GA INAKUTE SABISHII.
[ GIRLS LAUGHING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: THIS MOVIE'S
SUPER-LAME, DUDE.
>> C.J.: WHY'S EVERYBODY BEING
SO DUMB?
>> Eileen: YEAH, YOU SEE A
THREAT AND YOU RUN, PEOPLE!
>> Rigby: SORRY, GUYS.
I GUESS IT WAS JUST CHEAP 'CAUSE
IT SUCKED.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Eileen: THE POWER'S OUT!
>> Mordecai: THEN HOW'S THE VCR
STILL ON?
>> Rigby: MAN, THE GUY AT THE
YARD SALE SAID THIS THING WAS
GONNA OUTLIVE US ALL.
HUH.
AAH!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Mordecai: I THINK THE STORY'S
TRUE!
[ HEART THUMPING ]
>> Rigby: WHOA!
THIS IS AWESOME!
I TOLD YOU WE'D GET SUCKED IN
AND NOW WE'RE SUCKED IN!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS ISN'T
AWESOME!
WE'RE STUCK IN A HORROR MOVIE!
>> Rigby: THREE HORROR MOVIES!
>> C.J.: AND WE'RE NOT THE ONLY
ONES.
VHESSENCE DISTRIBUTION?
I GUESS THEY NEVER DID FIGURE
OUT HOW TO SAVE THE COMPANY.
>> Eileen: WEREN'T THERE THREE
OF THEM?
[ GROWLING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ WEREWOLF SNARLING ]
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> Eileen: I'M SORRY I ABUSED MY
POWER WHEN I WAS A HALL MONITOR,
I'M SORRY I INTENTIONALLY DIDN'T
RETURN THAT PRISM TO THE LAB,
I'M SORRY --
>> DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
>> NO, BABE.
I CAN ONLY HEAR OUR LOVE FOR
EACH OTHER.
>> Eileen: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Rigby: IT SOUNDED LIKE IT
CAME FROM THE CLOSET!
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE, DON'T!
[ BOTH SMOOCHING, LAUGHING ]
>> HUH?
>> Rigby: IT'S THOSE TEENAGERS
FROM THE MOVIE.
[ DOOR BANGS, WEREWOLF SNARLS ]
>> C.J.: WE'VE GOTTA GET OUT
OF HERE.
>> YEAH, YOU GUYS SHOULD
TOTALLY GO.
SIX IS A CROWD, RIGHT, BABY?
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT?! NO!
THAT'S HOW YOU DIE!
DON'T YOU GET IT?
WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT TO THE
END OF MOVIE.
>> PACKAGE DELIVERY.
>> IT'S A TRICK.
LEAVE IT ON THE DOORSTEP.
>> UHH...
IT NEEDS A SIGNATURE.
>> OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE...
>> C.J.: WAIT!
>> BUT IT COULD BE MY
SPECIAL-ORDER LEGWARMERS!
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GO PICK
THEM UP AT THE WAREHOUSE.
>> I'M BACK HERE, IN THE BUSHES.
>> OH, OKAY.
I DON'T HAVE A PEN ON ME.
AAH!
>> HEY! SHE'S MY RIDE HOME,
BUDDY!
[ SNARLING ]
>> Rigby: GUYS! COME ON!
NOW'S OUR CHANCE, WHILE HE'S
BUSY CHOWIN' DOWN ON THOSE
CHUMPS!
[ ALL GROAN ]
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
>> Rigby: OH, MAN.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Eileen: OH, NO! INMATE!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I'M NOT AN INMATE.
MY NAME'S WYATT.
I'M JUST HERE FOR A HAIRCUT.
>> Mordecai: WHY WOULD YOU COME
TO A MENTAL ASYLUM FOR A
HAIRCUT?
>> WELL, MY BARBER TOLD ME TO
MEET HIM HERE.
HMM. MADE SENSE AT THE TIME.
[ DOORS SLAM ]
>> Mordecai: LOOK!
>> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
[ SCISSORS SNIPPING ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
[ LAUGHING, SNIPPING CONTINUE ]
>> Eileen: A-A-AND SOMEHOW THIS
JUST GOT CREEPIER.
COME ON, WYATT!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
>> HE MIGHT NOT BE TRYING TO
KILL US, AND I REALLY NEED A
HAIRCUT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
YOU LOOK FINE! LET'S JUST GO!
>> NO.
HE MIGHT BE COOL.
I'M GONNA CHANCE IT!
>> Eileen: WYATT, NO!
>> WHAT'LL IT BE, SIR?
>> JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP.
>> YOU GOT IT!
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
>> HOW DOES IT LOOK?
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> OH, COME ON!
IT'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?
>> C.J.: [ GRUNTING ]
THAT'S IT. WE'RE DONE.
THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THIS MAD
HOUSE.
>> YOU GUYS COULD JUST USE THAT
DOOR OVER THERE.
>> Mordecai: LET'S GO!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Rigby: OH, GREAT.
NOW WHO'S THAT?
>> YOU MUST BE VERY LONELY.
EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO PLAY
WITH.
I WILL PLAY WITH YOU!
OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL BE A
BUTTERFLY FLOATING ON THE BREEZE
OF -- AAH!
>> DO YOU WANT TO PLAY, TOO?
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Eileen: WAKE UP, EILEEN!
WAKE UP!
>> C.J.: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
FOR PLAYING THIS MOVIE, RIGBY!
>> Rigby: HEY, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE FUN!
>> Eileen: WAIT A SECOND.
WHAT'S THIS?
>> Mordecai: IT LOOKS LIKE A
BUNCH OF NAMES AND TITLES?
>> Rigby: "BEST BOY GRIP?"
WHAT'S THAT?
>> Eileen: WE'RE IN THE CREDITS!
WE MUST BE NEAR THE END!
>> C.J.: WELL, IF THE MOVIE'S
OVER, THEN WE'RE OUT OF DANGER,
RIGHT?
>> Rigby: UH, C.J...
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
BALL LIGHTNING!
>> C.J.: AUUUGGHH!
>> Eileen: THOSE REALLY ARE
ALL-WEATHER BOOTS.
>> Rigby: RUN!
LOOK! UP AHEAD!
IT'S THE END OF THE MOVIE!
[ CHUCKLES ] FINALLY!
AUGH! UGH!
>> Eileen: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: [ WHIMPERING ]
>> Eileen: NO LIGHTNING CAN
RESIST METAL!
[ GURGLES ]
OKAY. THAT KINDA HURT.
>> Rigby: EILEEEEEN!
>> Mordecai: HURRY! THE WAY OUT!
[ ALL GROAN ]
>> Rigby: YOU GUYS OKAY?
>> Mordecai: [ COUGHS, GROANS ]
YEAH.
>> Eileen: I GOTTA ADMIT.
THAT MOVIE WAS PRETTY COOL.
>> C.J.: YEAH, BUT NOT AS COOL
AS BALL LIGHTNING FUSING ALL OF
OUR BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER.
>> Rigby: HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOOOOO!
CURSE YOU, "TRIPLE THREAT"!
OH, NO!
I GOT EILEEN'S ARM, AND SHE'S
GOT MY LEG, AND MORDECAI'S GOT
MY FACE!
THE END. YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> Skips: WELL, THAT WAS
UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> Muscle Man: I HAD NO IDEA YOU
WERE SUCH AN EXPERT ON LIGHTNING
BALLS.
>> Rigby: BALL LIGHTNING!
IT'S A THING!
>> Muscle Man: WHATEVER, DUDE.
WE'RE HERE.
[ HOWLING ]
>> Mordecai: THIS IS WHERE YOUR
MOM LIVES?
>> Benson: ARE YOU SURPRISED?
>> Rigby: LET'S JUST MEET HER
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS PLACE IS CREEPIN' ME OUT.
>> Muscle Man: IN A MINUTE.
I GOTTA GO IN FIRST AND TELL HER
SHE'S GOT COMPANY.
SHE DOESN'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO
SURPRISE VISITORS.
>> Pops: OH NO?
BUT HER HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS
ARE SO LOVELY!
>> Muscle Man: THOSE AREN'T
DECORATIONS.
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Muscle Man: YOU GUYS STAY
HERE.
>> Benson: THIS BETTER NOT BE
ANOTHER ONE OF HIS PRANKS.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S READY FOR YOU.
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN?
MRS. SORENSTEIN?
[ KNOCK ON WALL ]
>> Benson: HMM.
NOBODY'S THERE.
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Mordecai: AW, WEAK,
MUSCLE MAN!
I KNEW THIS WAS A PRANK!
>> Muscle Man: WHAT PRANK?
[ ALL SCREAM ]
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, MAN! I GOT YOU GUYS!
I GOT YOU GOOD!
THIS ISN'T MY MOM'S HOUSE!
YOU THINK SHE'D LIVE IN THIS
DUMP?
I HAD THIS ALL PLANNED OUT.
THAT'S JUST MUSCLE BRO.
HE WAS WAITING HERE THE WHOLE
TIME.
>> SOMEONE CALL ME?
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Muscle Man: IF THAT'S NOT
YOU, THEN WHO IS THAT?
>> YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES
SCARING PEOPLE?
ME!
GRAARRGHHH!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> WAIT, MITCHIE!
YOU FORGOT YOUR CANDY!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
[ HOWLS ]
HA! THIS COSTUME GETS MY BOYS
EVERY YEAR!