1 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,897 >> Muscle Man: BOOLARRGH! 2 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:31,732 YOU GOTTA SCREAM FIRST, BRO. 3 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,401 >> BUT WE'RE NOT SCARED. 4 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:35,269 >> Muscle Man: DO YOU WANT THE 5 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,270 CANDY OR NOT?! 6 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,571 >> Both: AAAAUUUGGH! 7 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,173 >> Muscle Man: THAT'S... 8 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,409 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 9 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,576 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE CLOSIN' UP 10 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:42,843 SHOP. 11 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,178 NO MORE TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 12 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:45,413 >> Benson: SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS 13 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:45,846 WANNA DO? 14 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:46,914 THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG. 15 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,416 I GOT A CAT SITTER, SO I CAN BE 16 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,617 OUT FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR. 17 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:50,918 >> Muscle Man: I'VE GOT AN IDEA, 18 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:51,419 BRO. 19 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,420 SCARY STORIES! 20 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,255 >> Mordecai: DUDE, WE DO THAT 21 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:54,922 EVERY YEAR. 22 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:56,524 >> Rigby: YEAH, LET'S DO 23 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:57,925 SOMETHING REALLY SCARY. 24 00:00:57,925 --> 00:00:59,760 >> Skips: WE COULD RENT A FEW 25 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,661 GENRE FILMS. 26 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,363 >> Pops: OR WE COULD GO TO BED 27 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:03,764 EARLY AND BE ALONE WITH OUR 28 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:04,465 THOUGHTS. 29 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:05,866 >> Rigby: NAW. LET'S GO TO A 30 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:06,834 HAUNTED HOUSE! 31 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,369 THOSE ARE THE SCARIEST! 32 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,271 >> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE 33 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,305 IS THE SCARIEST? 34 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:11,705 MY MOM! 35 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:12,606 >> Mordecai: UGH. 36 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:13,474 NOT THIS AGAIN. 37 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,608 >> Muscle Man: NO, DUDE. 38 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:15,876 SHE'S SERIOUSLY SCARY LIKE A 39 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:16,677 HAUNTED HOUSE! 40 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,279 >> Rigby: YEAH, YEAH, JUST LIKE 41 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,447 HOW SHE EATS RAW ACORNS? 42 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:20,481 >> Muscle Man: UH-HUH. 43 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,682 >> Skips: OR THAT SHE SWAM 44 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:22,950 ACROSS THE OCEAN WITH ONE ARM 45 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,185 TIED BEHIND HER BACK. 46 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:24,952 >> Muscle Man: YEP. 47 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,354 >> Mordecai: OR THAT SHE'S A 48 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,521 REGISTERED NOTARY PUBLIC? 49 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:28,489 >> Muscle Man: YEAH. 50 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,457 IT'S ALL TRUE, BRO! 51 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,192 EVERYONE KNOWS ALL THE BEST 52 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,626 COMEDY IS BASED ON TRUTH! 53 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,228 >> Rigby: PRO-O-O-VE IT! 54 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,463 >> Muscle Man: WHAT? 55 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,797 >> Both: PRO-O-O-VE I-I-I-T! 56 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:37,898 >> Muscle Man: WHOA. 57 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,200 LET'S JUST SLOW DOWN. 58 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,634 >> Benson: COME TO THINK OF IT, 59 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:41,902 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR MOM. 60 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,471 >> Hi Five: YEAH, ME EITHER. 61 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,705 >> Muscle Man: WELL, SHE DOESN'T 62 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:45,839 REALLY LIKE VISITORS, SO... 63 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:46,707 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 64 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:47,808 EVEN FIVES HASN'T MET HER? 65 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,243 >> Rigby: NOW WE HAVE TO DO IT. 66 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,378 >> Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU 67 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:50,978 ANGLING AT, BRO? 68 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,380 >> Mordecai: IF YOUR MOM'S SO 69 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:53,481 AMAZING, LET'S MEET HER. 70 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:54,315 >> All: OH, YEAH. 71 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,249 >> Mordecai: COME ON. 72 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:55,749 LET'S DO IT. 73 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:56,750 >> Muscle Man: LISTEN. 74 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:57,851 I THINK I'M GETTING TIRED. 75 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:58,886 I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME. 76 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,254 >> Both: BOOO! 77 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,822 >> All: COME ON! GEEZ! 78 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,757 >> Muscle Man: UGH! FINE! 79 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,993 I'LL TAKE YOU TO MEET MY MOM, ON 80 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:08,329 ONE CONDITION -- YOU GOTTA TELL 81 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,231 SCARY STORIES THE WHOLE WAY 82 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:10,764 THERE. 83 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:14,001 >> All: UGH! 84 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,236 >> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT, 85 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,003 CHUMPS, WHO'S FIRST? 86 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,406 >> Pops: OH, I HAVE A STORY! 87 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:19,607 >> Rigby: UGH. THIS PARTY! 88 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:20,841 I HATE DRESSING LIKE THIS! 89 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,410 >> Mordecai: THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE 90 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:23,344 YOU CHOSE URANUS. 91 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,346 >> Rigby: IT WAS THE ONLY ONE 92 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:25,779 THAT FIT! 93 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,014 >> Muscle Man: SO, I SAID, 94 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,382 "THAT'S NOT YOUR BACK 95 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:28,949 SCRATCHER. 96 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,418 THAT'S MY TOOTHBRUSH!" 97 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:32,520 >> Pops: IT'S TRUE! 98 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,787 YOU D SAY THAT TO ME. 99 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,456 >> Muscle Man: YEAH, WE BOTH 100 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,023 REMEMBER. 101 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:39,427 >> Skips: IT'S TIME. 102 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:41,262 >> Benson: SO, LIKE YOU ALL 103 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,264 KNOW, AS PER TRADITION, WE PULL 104 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:44,965 OUR NAMES OUT OF THIS PUMPKIN 105 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,967 BUCKET AND WHOEVER'S LAST, IT'S 106 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:47,868 THEIR TURN. 107 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,870 >> Pops: PLEASE, WE DON'T HAVE 108 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:50,738 TO DO THIS. 109 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,373 REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO 110 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:53,307 HI FIVE GHOST? 111 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,042 >> Benson: IT'S ALL RIGHT, POPS. 112 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,877 MAYBE IT'S REALLY FUN IN THERE. 113 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:57,778 LET US BEGIN. 114 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,550 AND THE FIRST NAME IS... 115 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:03,817 SKIPS. 116 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,053 MORDECAI. 117 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,888 >> Mordecai: WHEW! 118 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:08,822 >> Benson: MUSCLE MAN. 119 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,057 >> Muscle Man: YEAH! 120 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:13,961 WHOO-HOO! 121 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:15,963 >> Benson: BE-- OH, THAT'S ME! 122 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:16,564 HA! 123 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:17,831 BOY, WHAT A RELIEF! 124 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,468 WELP, TWO MORE LEFT. 125 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,069 >> Rigby: 126 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:23,571 >> Pops: 127 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:24,605 >> Rigby: YAAAH! 128 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:25,606 POPS IS RIGHT. 129 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,074 WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS! 130 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,409 >> Benson: RIGBY. 131 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:29,443 >> Rigby: WHEW. 132 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,778 SUCKS TO BE YOU, POPS. 133 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,513 >> Pops: NO, PLEASE LISTEN! 134 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:33,747 WE CAN JUST LEAVE THE PARK. 135 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:34,915 >> Muscle Man: WE DON'T KNOW 136 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:35,949 WHAT'S OUT THERE, BRO. 137 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:36,984 >> Skips: SORRY, POPS. 138 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,486 >> Benson: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY 139 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:39,487 TO ASSURE OUR SAFETY! 140 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:40,020 >> Pops: NO! 141 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:40,821 >> Benson: UGH! 142 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:42,423 WHERE'D HE GO?! 143 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,592 >> Pops: 144 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:50,998 >> Mordecai: THERE HE IS! 145 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,433 >> Pops: 146 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:52,700 AAH! 147 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,967 >> Mordecai: GET HIM DOWN FROM 148 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:54,768 THERE, URANUS. 149 00:03:54,768 --> 00:04:00,040 >> Rigby: 150 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,108 >> Pops: OH! 151 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,043 >> Mordecai: THERE IT IS. 152 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,950 >> Pops: 153 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,885 >> Benson: WE DO THIS EVERY 154 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:12,820 YEAR, POPS. 155 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,888 AND EVERY YEAR, WE STAY ALIVE. 156 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,824 THEREFORE, THIS MUST BE WHY 157 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:17,825 WE'RE ALIVE. 158 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,993 >> Pops: PLEASE, JUST LET ME SAY 159 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:20,861 MY PIECE. 160 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,062 >> Benson: FINE. 161 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,731 YOU'VE GOT ONE MINUTE. 162 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,466 BUT THEN WE'RE THROWING YOU IN 163 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:25,999 THAT HOLE. 164 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,635 >> Pops: LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE 165 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,136 BECOME -- TEARING AT EACH OTHER 166 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:32,406 LIKE ANIMALS, AND NOT THE GENTLE 167 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,642 KIND, BUT EVER SINCE THAT FOG 168 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,844 APPEARED, WE'VE BEEN FEEDING 169 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,812 EACH OTHER TO THIS HOLE. 170 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,148 LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND REMEMBER 171 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,817 THE TIMES BEFORE THE RAFFLE, 172 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,487 THE TIMES BEFORE THE HOLE. 173 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:51,492 >> Benson: POPS, I THINK I SPEAK 174 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,160 FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY... 175 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,462 GET IN THE HOLE! 176 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,930 >> Pops: 177 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,098 >> Benson: HUH. 178 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,900 WELL, I GUESS I COULD... 179 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,942 >> Muscle Man: SO, I SAID, 180 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,511 "THAT'S NOT YOUR BACK 181 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:11,178 SCRATCHER." 182 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,046 >> All: THAT'S MY TOOTHBRUSH! 183 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,918 >> Pops: SAY, WHERE DID YOU GET 184 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,052 THIS WONDERFUL TEA? 185 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,621 >> Mordecai: OH, WELL... 186 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:21,955 THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF 187 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:23,457 EMBARRASSING BUT, UH... 188 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,058 WE WERE ABLE TO LEAVE THE PARK 189 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,460 AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED. 190 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,529 >> Benson: IT TURNS OUT THE FOG 191 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,597 WAS ALL IN OUR MINDS. 192 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:30,864 IT WAS REALLY MORE OF A 193 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,600 PSYCHOLOGICAL, EXISTENTIAL KIND 194 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,066 OF FOG. 195 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,802 >> Skips: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY 196 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,570 THE FOG REPRESENTED OUR FEAR OF 197 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,638 THE OUTSIDE WORLD. 198 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,641 >> Pops: WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT? 199 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,713 I CALL IT "THE WONDERFUL 200 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,649 ADVENTURE OF THE MYSTERIOUS HOLE 201 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,050 IN THE PARK." 202 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,619 >> Muscle Man: NO OFFENSE, POPS, 203 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:52,920 BUT I SAID SCARY STORIES, NOT 204 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,054 REIMAGININGS OF CLASSIC 205 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:54,755 LITERATURE. 206 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,089 MAYBE I SHOULD TURN AROUND AND 207 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:56,724 GO HOME. 208 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:57,891 >> Mordecai: AW, COME ON, 209 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:58,626 MUSCLE MAN! 210 00:05:58,626 --> 00:05:59,927 YOU SAID IF WE TOLD YOU SCARY 211 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,094 STORIES, WE'D GET TO MEET 212 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:01,762 YOUR MOM. 213 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,163 >> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE 214 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,765 CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH ABOUT 215 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:05,766 THEIR LAME STORY? 216 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,100 >> All: AW, COME ON! STOP! 217 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:07,735 PLEASE! 218 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:08,736 >> Benson: FINE. 219 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:09,937 I'VE GOT A SCARY STORY. 220 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,172 THIS STORY IS ABOUT TWO OF MY 221 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,807 FAVORITE PEOPLE... 222 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,143 MORDECAI AND RIGBY ARE DEAD. 223 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,945 THEIR LIVES ENDED TRAGICALLY 224 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,747 WHILE DOING WHAT SHOULD HAVE 225 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,582 BEEN A SIMPLE JOB -- HAUNTING 226 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,016 THE HOUSE FOR HALLOWEEN. 227 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,752 I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO 228 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,253 MOTIVATE THEM: PEP TALKS, 229 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,821 INSTRUCTIONAL SPEECHES, 230 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:28,922 OCCASIONAL YELLING. 231 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,658 I EVEN TRIED TAKING AWAY THEIR 232 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:31,825 PRECIOUS VIDEO GAMES. 233 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,126 BUT IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH. 234 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,862 THEY WERE NEVER ABLE TO FINISH 235 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:35,963 HAUNTING THE HOUSE. 236 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,097 >> Skips: 237 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,666 >> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO. 238 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,967 CAN I SEE YOU AFTER THIS 239 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:43,837 SPARSELY ATTENDED SERVICE? 240 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,138 >> Benson: WHAT'S THIS ALL 241 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:45,773 ABOUT? 242 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:46,974 I'VE GOT A 4:00 AT 4:00. 243 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,676 >> Muscle Man: YOU HAVE TO FIRE 244 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:49,777 MORDECAI AND RIGBY. 245 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:51,211 >> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, I DON'T 246 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:52,813 KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, BUT YOU 247 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,214 WERE JUST AT THEIR MEMORIAL. 248 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,883 I HAD YOU PERSONALLY DIG THEIR 249 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:56,550 GRAVES. 250 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:57,618 >> Muscle Man: UGH! 251 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:58,652 LOOK AT THE HOUSE. 252 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,889 >> Benson: THAT'S JUST THE WIND. 253 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,524 >> Skips: MORDECAI AND RIGBY 254 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:04,825 HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS. 255 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,293 IF YOU DON'T FIRE THEM, THEY 256 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,961 WILL HAUNT THE HOUSE FOREVER. 257 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,697 >> Muscle Man: GHOST RULES, BRO. 258 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,898 >> Benson: FINE. 259 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,133 I'LL FIRE MORDECAI AND RIGBY. 260 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:19,907 COME ON, BENSON. 261 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,909 THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO 262 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,310 DO. 263 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,746 THEY ARE SO FIRED. 264 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:28,816 MORDECAI AND RIGBY... 265 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:29,316 YOU'RE -- 266 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:31,585 AAAH! 267 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:47,067 MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I CAN HEAR 268 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,235 YOU UP THERE. 269 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,237 YOU TWO ARE OFFICIALLY -- 270 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,606 >> Benson: AAAUUGH! AWWWWGH! 271 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:55,275 SO SCARY! 272 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,343 GOTTA FIRE 'EM... 273 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:57,845 JUST GOTTA FIRE 'EM... 274 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,784 ENOUGH MESSING AROUND! 275 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,286 >> Both: HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM. 276 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,121 >> Benson: 277 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,727 AAH! 278 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,802 >> Benson: GOTTA FIRE 'EM... 279 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:25,606 >> Benson: AAH! 280 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:34,114 ARGH! 281 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:39,653 SO...SO SCARY... 282 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,054 THEIR VIDEO GAMES! 283 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,930 HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER. 284 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,399 YOU'RE...FIRED! 285 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,270 NO. WHY -- WHY AREN'T THEY GONE? 286 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,906 WAIT. 287 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,407 >> I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THESE 288 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:01,675 NEWFANGLED COMPUTERS. 289 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,976 BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING: A 290 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,411 WORKER IS NOT TECHNICALLY FIRED 291 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,079 UNTIL YOU DELETE THEM FROM THE 292 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,280 EMPLOYEE DATABASE. 293 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,949 >> Benson: THE EMPLOYEE 294 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:11,418 DATABASE! 295 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:13,921 >> Benson: OHHH! 296 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,123 >> Benson: NO! 297 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,225 HOW LONG ARE THESE STAIRS?! 298 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,901 SO SCARY! 299 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,007 AAH! SO SCARY! 300 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,148 I DID IT! 301 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,116 WHAT'S -- WHAT'S GOING ON? 302 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:43,383 AAH! 303 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,785 >> Mordecai: YOU'RE DEAD, DUDE. 304 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:45,452 >> Benson: WHAT?! 305 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,319 >> Rigby: YEAH, MAN. 306 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,121 YOU DON'T REMEMBER? 307 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:48,956 >> Mordecai: BENSON, LOOK AT 308 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:49,690 THIS MASK! 309 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:50,390 >> Benson: AAH! 310 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,728 >> Rigby: YOU'VE BEEN HAUNTING 311 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:55,796 THE HOUSE FOR MONTHS! 312 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,165 >> Benson: UHHH! 313 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,733 >> Rigby: AAH! 314 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:00,868 >> Mordecai: 315 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:01,902 >> Benson: 316 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:02,803 >> Mordecai: AAH! 317 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,403 >> Benson: AAAH! 318 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,337 >> Mordecai: AHH? 319 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,338 >> Rigby: NO, DUDE. 320 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,974 IT'S LEFTY LOCKY, RIGHTY RELAXY. 321 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,341 >> Mordecai: THAT DOESN'T EVEN 322 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:08,909 RHYME. 323 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,812 >> Benson: 324 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,246 THEN WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING 325 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:13,847 HERE? 326 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,148 YOU'VE RUINED MY OFFICE! 327 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,850 >> Mordecai: WE'RE NOT IN YOUR 328 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:17,317 OFFICE. 329 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,418 THIS IS OUR OFFICE. 330 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,020 >> Rigby: WE GOT PROMOTED. 331 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,755 >> Mordecai: AND THIS ISN'T OUR 332 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,189 OFFICE. 333 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,891 IT'S A CEMETERY. 334 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:26,894 AND THAT YOUR GRAVE. 335 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:31,498 >> Benson: NOOOOOOO! 336 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:32,432 >> Rigby: IS THAT IT? 337 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,734 >> Benson: YES, THAT'S IT. 338 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,835 I WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME. 339 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:35,335 SCARY, RIGHT? 340 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,837 >> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT TWIST'S 341 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:37,905 BEEN DONE LIKE A MILLION TIMES. 342 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,172 >> Benson: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 343 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:39,506 ABOUT? 344 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,841 IT'S WAY CREEPIER THAT WAY! 345 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,075 >> Mordecai: EHHH...I MEAN, I'VE 346 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,010 SEEN IT BEFORE, SO... 347 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,211 >> All: I WASN'T SURPRISED AT 348 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:44,511 ALL. 349 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,946 SAW THAT ENDING COMING THE WHOLE 350 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:46,246 TIME. 351 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,514 >> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, HOW LONG 352 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,348 TILL WE GET THERE? 353 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,516 >> Muscle Man: IT'S GONNA BE 354 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,250 ABOUT... 355 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,119 NOW. 356 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,027 ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I HOPE YOU 357 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,428 BROUGHT YOUR ADULT DIAPERS 358 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,196 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED THEM 359 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,965 AFTER EITHER "A," THIS REALLY 360 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,867 DIFFICULT HIKE, OR "B," ONCE YOU 361 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:07,534 MEET MY MOM. 362 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:19,646 >> Rigby: AAH! 363 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,982 >> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHO 364 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,717 DOESN'T DROP THEIR TRAIL MIX 365 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:24,918 WHEN THEY GET SCARED? 366 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:25,585 MY MOM! 367 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,286 >> Rigby: UGH. 368 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,888 HOW FAR IS IT TO YOUR MOM'S 369 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:28,756 PLACE ANYWAY? 370 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,257 >> Muscle Man: WE'LL GET THERE 371 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,224 WHEN GET THERE! 372 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,625 DO YOU WANT TO MEET THE WOMAN 373 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,894 WHO BROUGHT ME INTO THIS WORLD 374 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:34,227 OR NOT? 375 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,662 >> Benson: WE DIDN'T COME ALL 376 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,930 THIS WAY JUST TO TURN BACK NOW. 377 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,165 >> Rigby: BUT, LIKE, IF YOU HAD 378 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,666 TO JUST GIVE A ROUGH ESTIMATE OF 379 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,100 HOW FAR? 380 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,301 >> Muscle Man: IT'D GO A LOT 381 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,803 FASTER WITH ANOTHER SCARY STORY, 382 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:43,070 BRO. 383 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,171 >> Mordecai: AUGH, DU-U-DE! 384 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,605 >> Rigby: NO, MORDECAI, IT'S 385 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,639 OKAY -- I GOT THIS ONE. 386 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,674 HOLD MY TRAIL MIX. 387 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,009 I'M GONNA TELL A STORY THAT 388 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,677 COVERS EVERY FREAKY THING YOU 389 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:51,344 CAN THINK OF. 390 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,946 >> Muscle Man: I'LL ALLOW IT. 391 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,614 >> Rigby: IT WAS A SCARY-MOVIE 392 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,749 NIGHT LIKE ANY OTHER. 393 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,683 WE WERE WATCHING 394 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,018 "HEADS, YOU'RE DEAD" ON THE 395 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:58,351 COUCH. 396 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,352 >> HEADS, I WIN. 397 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,121 TAILS, YOU'RE DEAD! 398 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,023 >> NO! NO! NO! 399 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,366 >> Mordecai: AUGGHH! 400 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,201 >> Rigby: LAAME! 401 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,335 >> Eileen: I THOUGHT IT WAS 402 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,703 PROVOCATIVE, LEAVING THE END 403 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:17,805 AMBIGUOUS SO THE VIEWER IS 404 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:18,972 FORCED TO RECKON WITH HER OWN 405 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:19,672 ASSUMPTIONS. 406 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,174 >> Rigby: OH, IF YOU WANNA SEE 407 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,709 SOMETHING PROVOCATIVE, THEN 408 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,676 CHECK THIS OUT! 409 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,212 IN MY HANDS I HOLD THE SCARIEST 410 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,179 MOVIE EVER MADE. 411 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,781 >> Mordecai: PFFT! DOUBT IT. 412 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,349 >> Rigby: NO, DUDE, THE INTERNET 413 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:29,883 SAYS! 414 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,351 THERE'S A WHOLE BACKSTORY AND 415 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,152 EVERYTHING! 416 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,287 IT WAS A STORMY NIGHT IN THE 417 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,723 '70s WHEN A VHS MARKETING TEAM 418 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,191 WAS WORKING LATE... 419 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,896 >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THIS IS OUR 420 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:43,663 LAST HOPE. 421 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,298 IF THE VHS WE RELEASE ISN'T THE 422 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,067 SCARIEST THING ON THE MARKET, 423 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,701 THIS COMPANY'S GOING UNDER. 424 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,669 >> OKAY, OKAY. 425 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,239 WHAT ABOUT...WEREWOLVES? 426 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,374 HACK-N-SLASH BRINGS IN THE CASH? 427 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,309 >> GREAT IDEA -- IF TEENAGERS 428 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,011 ACTUALLY HAD ANY MONEY. 429 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,047 IT'S THEIR PARENTS WE SHOULD BE 430 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,815 SELLING TO, AND THEY WANT 431 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,083 CLASSY, RESTRAINED. 432 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,218 IF SOMEONE WANTS TO WATCH A 433 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,419 BLACK-AND-WHITE MOVIE, THEY'LL 434 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,754 DO IT AT THE ANCIENT HISTORY 435 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:08,255 MUSEUM, DALE! 436 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,422 IT'S GOTTA BE CUTTING-EDGE. 437 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,724 ONE WORD, TWO SYLLABLES -- 438 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,259 JA-PAN. 439 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,227 >> Rigby: THEY HAD NO IDEA THAT 440 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,929 BALL LIGHTNING WAS HEADING 441 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,198 STRAIGHT TOWARDS THEM. 442 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,399 >> WHAT'S THAT HEADING TOWARDS 443 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,901 US? 444 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,069 >> BALL LIGHTNING! 445 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,276 >> THIS... 446 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,111 THIS IS IT -- THE SCARY MOVIE 447 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,779 THAT'LL SAVE OUR COMPANY. 448 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,781 >> Rigby: BUT IT DIDN'T SAVE THE 449 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,282 COMPANY. 450 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,284 THEY PUT THE TAPE IN JUST AS YOU 451 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,119 WOULD ANY TAPE NOT CREATED BY 452 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,954 BALL LIGHTNING FUSION, AND IT 453 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,722 SUCKED THEM INTO THE MOVIE. 454 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:43,390 >> Mordecai: MM. 455 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,958 >> Rigby: LEGEND HAS IT THAT NO 456 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,293 ONE'S EVER SURVIVED TO SEE THE 457 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,794 END, WHICH IT WAS WHY IT ONLY 458 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,129 COST $1.99 WITH FREE SHIPPING! 459 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:49,462 OHHH! 460 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,898 >> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON. 461 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,132 THERE'S NO WAY THAT STORY'S 462 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:52,432 TRUE. 463 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,766 >> Eileen: YEAH, REALLY. 464 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,868 "SUCKED INTO THE TAPE?" 465 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:55,869 THAT'S NOT EVEN THAT 466 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:56,736 SCARY-SOUNDING. 467 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:57,737 >> Rigby: HEY, FINE. 468 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,805 IF YOU DON'T THINK YOUR LIVES 469 00:13:58,805 --> 00:13:59,873 ARE IN DANGER, THEN THERE'S NO 470 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:00,941 REASON NOT TO WATCH IT, RIGHT? 471 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,042 >> C.J.: WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING 472 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:02,475 BETTER TO DO. 473 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,376 PLAY THE TAPE, RIGBY! 474 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,311 >> Rigby: THIS IS GONNA BE 475 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,078 AWESOME! 476 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,813 HOPE EVERYBODY BROUGHT BACKUP 477 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:11,784 UNDERPANTS! 478 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,253 AHH! 479 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,231 >> DO YOU HAVE A FEELING LIKE 480 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,098 WE'RE BEING WATCHED? 481 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:25,765 >> TRUST ME. 482 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:26,900 WE'RE THE ONLY ONES OUT HERE. 483 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,335 >> Both: WHAT WAS THAT? 484 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,446 >> SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, 485 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,013 SIR. 486 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,448 MY CLIENT LIST HAS BEEN 487 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,815 DWINDLING OF LATE. 488 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:43,850 >> I-I-I JUST... 489 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,853 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A 490 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:47,454 DAUGHTER. 491 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,822 >> I DON'T. 492 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,858 >> WATASHI TO ASOBOU YOU. 493 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:55,262 ANATA GA INAKUTE SABISHII. 494 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,802 >> Mordecai: THIS MOVIE'S 495 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:03,370 SUPER-LAME, DUDE. 496 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,537 >> C.J.: WHY'S EVERYBODY BEING 497 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,105 SO DUMB? 498 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,139 >> Eileen: YEAH, YOU SEE A 499 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,207 THREAT AND YOU RUN, PEOPLE! 500 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,141 >> Rigby: SORRY, GUYS. 501 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,342 I GUESS IT WAS JUST CHEAP 'CAUSE 502 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:09,943 IT SUCKED. 503 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,880 >> Eileen: THE POWER'S OUT! 504 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,182 >> Mordecai: THEN HOW'S THE VCR 505 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,984 STILL ON? 506 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,151 >> Rigby: MAN, THE GUY AT THE 507 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,352 YARD SALE SAID THIS THING WAS 508 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,287 GONNA OUTLIVE US ALL. 509 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,354 HUH. 510 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,289 AAH! 511 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,224 >> Mordecai: I THINK THE STORY'S 512 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,825 TRUE! 513 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,995 >> Rigby: WHOA! 514 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,062 THIS IS AWESOME! 515 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,863 I TOLD YOU WE'D GET SUCKED IN 516 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,232 AND NOW WE'RE SUCKED IN! 517 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,067 >> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS ISN'T 518 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:34,567 AWESOME! 519 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,136 WE'RE STUCK IN A HORROR MOVIE! 520 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,470 >> Rigby: THREE HORROR MOVIES! 521 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,039 >> C.J.: AND WE'RE NOT THE ONLY 522 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,041 ONES. 523 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,075 VHESSENCE DISTRIBUTION? 524 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,376 I GUESS THEY NEVER DID FIGURE 525 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,577 OUT HOW TO SAVE THE COMPANY. 526 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,079 >> Eileen: WEREN'T THERE THREE 527 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:46,513 OF THEM? 528 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,358 >> Eileen: I'M SORRY I ABUSED MY 529 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,592 POWER WHEN I WAS A HALL MONITOR, 530 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,094 I'M SORRY I INTENTIONALLY DIDN'T 531 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,262 RETURN THAT PRISM TO THE LAB, 532 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:02,996 I'M SORRY -- 533 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,064 >> DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 534 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:04,564 >> NO, BABE. 535 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,898 I CAN ONLY HEAR OUR LOVE FOR 536 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:06,366 EACH OTHER. 537 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,434 >> Eileen: WHAT WAS THAT? 538 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,568 >> Rigby: IT SOUNDED LIKE IT 539 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,536 CAME FROM THE CLOSET! 540 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,903 >> Mordecai: NO, DUDE, DON'T! 541 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:13,606 >> HUH? 542 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,075 >> Rigby: IT'S THOSE TEENAGERS 543 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:15,875 FROM THE MOVIE. 544 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,345 >> C.J.: WE'VE GOTTA GET OUT 545 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:18,945 OF HERE. 546 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,013 >> YEAH, YOU GUYS SHOULD 547 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:20,513 TOTALLY GO. 548 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,914 SIX IS A CROWD, RIGHT, BABY? 549 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,516 >> Mordecai: WHAT?! NO! 550 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,451 THAT'S HOW YOU DIE! 551 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,452 DON'T YOU GET IT? 552 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,120 WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT TO THE 553 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:27,954 END OF MOVIE. 554 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,122 >> PACKAGE DELIVERY. 555 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,090 >> IT'S A TRICK. 556 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,391 LEAVE IT ON THE DOORSTEP. 557 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,092 >> UHH... 558 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,260 IT NEEDS A SIGNATURE. 559 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,627 >> OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE... 560 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,562 >> C.J.: WAIT! 561 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,896 >> BUT IT COULD BE MY 562 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,198 SPECIAL-ORDER LEGWARMERS! 563 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,932 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GO PICK 564 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,969 THEM UP AT THE WAREHOUSE. 565 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,572 >> I'M BACK HERE, IN THE BUSHES. 566 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,140 >> OH, OKAY. 567 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,608 I DON'T HAVE A PEN ON ME. 568 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,142 AAH! 569 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,477 >> HEY! SHE'S MY RIDE HOME, 570 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,078 BUDDY! 571 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,146 >> Rigby: GUYS! COME ON! 572 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,547 NOW'S OUR CHANCE, WHILE HE'S 573 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,049 BUSY CHOWIN' DOWN ON THOSE 574 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,486 CHUMPS! 575 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,397 >> Rigby: OH, MAN. 576 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,266 >> Eileen: OH, NO! INMATE! 577 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:14,967 I'M NOT AN INMATE. 578 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:15,635 MY NAME'S WYATT. 579 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,070 I'M JUST HERE FOR A HAIRCUT. 580 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,405 >> Mordecai: WHY WOULD YOU COME 581 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,506 TO A MENTAL ASYLUM FOR A 582 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,140 HAIRCUT? 583 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,441 >> WELL, MY BARBER TOLD ME TO 584 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,242 MEET HIM HERE. 585 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,511 HMM. MADE SENSE AT THE TIME. 586 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,115 >> Mordecai: LOOK! 587 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,459 >> Eileen: A-A-AND SOMEHOW THIS 588 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:43,963 JUST GOT CREEPIER. 589 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:44,997 COME ON, WYATT! 590 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,499 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! 591 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,268 >> HE MIGHT NOT BE TRYING TO 592 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,036 KILL US, AND I REALLY NEED A 593 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:50,603 HAIRCUT. 594 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,704 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 595 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,540 YOU LOOK FINE! LET'S JUST GO! 596 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,207 >> NO. 597 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,375 HE MIGHT BE COOL. 598 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,643 I'M GONNA CHANCE IT! 599 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,145 >> Eileen: WYATT, NO! 600 00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,479 >> WHAT'LL IT BE, SIR? 601 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,314 >> JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP. 602 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,315 >> YOU GOT IT! 603 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,686 >> HOW DOES IT LOOK? 604 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,388 >> OH, COME ON! 605 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,656 IT'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT? 606 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,225 >> C.J.: 607 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,360 THAT'S IT. WE'RE DONE. 608 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,694 THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THIS MAD 609 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,228 HOUSE. 610 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,663 >> YOU GUYS COULD JUST USE THAT 611 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:17,530 DOOR OVER THERE. 612 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,631 >> Mordecai: LET'S GO! 613 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,569 >> Rigby: OH, GREAT. 614 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:27,540 NOW WHO'S THAT? 615 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,409 >> YOU MUST BE VERY LONELY. 616 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,211 EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF YOU 617 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,012 BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT. 618 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,747 YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO PLAY 619 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:35,415 WITH. 620 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,049 I WILL PLAY WITH YOU! 621 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,585 OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL BE A 622 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,720 BUTTERFLY FLOATING ON THE BREEZE 623 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,055 OF -- AAH! 624 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,492 >> DO YOU WANT TO PLAY, TOO? 625 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,427 >> Eileen: WAKE UP, EILEEN! 626 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,027 WAKE UP! 627 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,329 >> C.J.: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU 628 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,597 FOR PLAYING THIS MOVIE, RIGBY! 629 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:51,764 >> Rigby: HEY, I THOUGHT IT 630 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,499 WOULD BE FUN! 631 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,600 >> Eileen: WAIT A SECOND. 632 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,334 WHAT'S THIS? 633 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,535 >> Mordecai: IT LOOKS LIKE A 634 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,205 BUNCH OF NAMES AND TITLES? 635 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,406 >> Rigby: "BEST BOY GRIP?" 636 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,106 WHAT'S THAT? 637 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,541 >> Eileen: WE'RE IN THE CREDITS! 638 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,675 WE MUST BE NEAR THE END! 639 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,177 >> C.J.: WELL, IF THE MOVIE'S 640 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,512 OVER, THEN WE'RE OUT OF DANGER, 641 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,078 RIGHT? 642 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,079 >> Rigby: UH, C.J... 643 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,083 BALL LIGHTNING! 644 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:15,288 >> C.J.: AUUUGGHH! 645 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,389 >> Eileen: THOSE REALLY ARE 646 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,257 ALL-WEATHER BOOTS. 647 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,591 >> Rigby: RUN! 648 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,397 LOOK! UP AHEAD! 649 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,233 IT'S THE END OF THE MOVIE! 650 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,634 FINALLY! 651 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,635 AUGH! UGH! 652 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,270 >> Eileen: RIGBY! 653 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,640 >> Rigby: 654 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,208 >> Eileen: NO LIGHTNING CAN 655 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:38,645 RESIST METAL! 656 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,315 OKAY. THAT KINDA HURT. 657 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,150 >> Rigby: EILEEEEEN! 658 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:48,721 >> Mordecai: HURRY! THE WAY OUT! 659 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,757 >> Rigby: YOU GUYS OKAY? 660 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,425 >> Mordecai: 661 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:52,792 YEAH. 662 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,227 >> Eileen: I GOTTA ADMIT. 663 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,562 THAT MOVIE WAS PRETTY COOL. 664 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,230 >> C.J.: YEAH, BUT NOT AS COOL 665 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,665 AS BALL LIGHTNING FUSING ALL OF 666 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,132 OUR BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER. 667 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:00,800 >> Rigby: HUH? 668 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:02,602 NOOOOO! 669 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,504 CURSE YOU, "TRIPLE THREAT"! 670 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,272 OH, NO! 671 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,274 I GOT EILEEN'S ARM, AND SHE'S 672 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,309 GOT MY LEG, AND MORDECAI'S GOT 673 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,109 MY FACE! 674 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,444 THE END. YOU'RE WELCOME. 675 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,812 >> Skips: WELL, THAT WAS 676 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:13,780 UNCOMFORTABLE. 677 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,648 >> Muscle Man: I HAD NO IDEA YOU 678 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,450 WERE SUCH AN EXPERT ON LIGHTNING 679 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:17,850 BALLS. 680 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,452 >> Rigby: BALL LIGHTNING! 681 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,353 IT'S A THING! 682 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,154 >> Muscle Man: WHATEVER, DUDE. 683 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:22,789 WE'RE HERE. 684 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,857 >> Mordecai: THIS IS WHERE YOUR 685 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:25,525 MOM LIVES? 686 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,859 >> Benson: ARE YOU SURPRISED? 687 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,361 >> Rigby: LET'S JUST MEET HER 688 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,362 AND GET OUT OF HERE. 689 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,697 THIS PLACE IS CREEPIN' ME OUT. 690 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,131 >> Muscle Man: IN A MINUTE. 691 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,533 I GOTTA GO IN FIRST AND TELL HER 692 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,467 SHE'S GOT COMPANY. 693 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,802 SHE DOESN'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO 694 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,769 SURPRISE VISITORS. 695 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:37,604 >> Pops: OH NO? 696 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,205 BUT HER HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS 697 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:39,872 ARE SO LOVELY! 698 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,474 >> Muscle Man: THOSE AREN'T 699 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,275 DECORATIONS. 700 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,376 >> Pops: 701 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,811 >> Muscle Man: YOU GUYS STAY 702 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:45,478 HERE. 703 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,380 >> Benson: THIS BETTER NOT BE 704 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,215 ANOTHER ONE OF HIS PRANKS. 705 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,219 >> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT. 706 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:58,391 SHE'S READY FOR YOU. 707 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,892 >> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN? 708 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,294 MRS. SORENSTEIN? 709 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:04,564 >> Benson: HMM. 710 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,398 NOBODY'S THERE. 711 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,635 >> Mordecai: AW, WEAK, 712 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,402 MUSCLE MAN! 713 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,570 I KNEW THIS WAS A PRANK! 714 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,838 >> Muscle Man: WHAT PRANK? 715 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,745 OH, MAN! I GOT YOU GUYS! 716 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:19,912 I GOT YOU GOOD! 717 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,848 THIS ISN'T MY MOM'S HOUSE! 718 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,850 YOU THINK SHE'D LIVE IN THIS 719 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,652 DUMP? 720 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,253 I HAD THIS ALL PLANNED OUT. 721 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,588 THAT'S JUST MUSCLE BRO. 722 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,256 HE WAS WAITING HERE THE WHOLE 723 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:30,690 TIME. 724 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,824 >> SOMEONE CALL ME? 725 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,427 >> Muscle Man: IF THAT'S NOT 726 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:38,498 YOU, THEN WHO IS THAT? 727 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,600 >> YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES 728 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,934 SCARING PEOPLE? 729 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,770 ME! 730 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,338 GRAARRGHHH! 731 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,842 >> WAIT, MITCHIE! 732 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:53,279 YOU FORGOT YOUR CANDY! 733 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,848 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 734 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,254 HA! THIS COSTUME GETS MY BOYS 735 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:03,656 EVERY YEAR!