>> Rigby: [ GRUMBLES ]
WE'VE ONLY MOVED 3 INCHES IN
THIS LINE, AND I'M STARVING!
>> Eileen: YOU JUST HAD
BREAKFAST, RIGBY.
>> Rigby: YEAH, A WHOLE
HALF-HOUR AGO!
UGH!
ALL RIGHT!
NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!
>> HERE YOU GO -- FOUR
CHEDDARGEDDONS WITH A SIDE OF
TOMATO BISQUE.
>> C.J.: AW, YE-EAH!
"CHEDDARGED-IN" MA STOMACH!
>> Mordecai: HA HA! NICE.
>> Rigby: HEY, MAN, WHAT'S WITH
THE BALLS?
>> THOSE ARE COMPLEMENTARY GOLF
BALLS FOR OUR NEW
"SINK HOLE DE QUESO" CHALLENGE.
IF YOU GET A HOLE IN ONE, YOUR
PARTY EATS FOR FREE.
>> Rigby: OH, YES!
HUNH!
>> Mordecai: DUDE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Rigby: FREE STUFF ALWAYS
TASTES BETTER!
NOW LET'S DO THIS!
[ CHUCKLING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> AAH!
>> Rigby: AAH!
MORDECAI, YOU GOT TO MAKE THIS
SHOT!
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO EAT MY
LUNCH OFF THE BATHROOM DOOR.
>> Mordecai: M-O-O-OVE.
>> Rigby: NOOOOOOOO!
WHY?
>> Mordecai: SORRY, DUDE.
>> Eileen: OH! OH! MY TURN!
AWWW.
SORRY, RIGBY.
>> Mordecai: YOUR TURN C.J.
>> C.J.: UH...THAT'S OKAY.
I THINK I'LL PASS.
>> Mordecai: AW, COME ON.
JUST TRY IT.
YOU CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN US.
>> C.J.: I JUST REALLY DON'T
LIKE MINI-GOLF.
>> Rigby: PLEASE, C.J.!
I'M SO HUNGRY!
>> C.J.: [ SIGHS ]
HERE. [ GRUMBLES ]
>> BOSS! BOSS!
SOMEONE WON!
>> CHEESES, HAVARTI, AND
PROVOLONE!
WE HAVE A WINNER!
CHAS MELTER, C.E.O. AND FOUNDER
OF CHEEZERS.
YOU ARE THE FIRST AND ONLY
CUSTOMER TO BEAT THE
SINK HOLE DE QUESO CHALLENGE!
CONGRATULATIONS!
>> C.J.: HUH?
>> SAY, WITH SKILLS LIKE THAT,
YOU GOT TO PLAY IN THE
PUTTERPALOOZA THIS WEEKEND!
UH, SPONSORED BY CHEEZERS, OF
COURSE.
GRAND PRIZE IS A
"CUT THE CHEEZERS" CARD!
WIN ONE OF THESE BABIES, AND YOU
GET TO CUT TO THE FRONT OF THE
LINE FOR LIFE!
>> Rigby: OH, YE-EAH!
NO MORE LINES!
>> C.J.: LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO
DO THIS.
I DON'T LIKE MINI-GOLF!
>> Rigby: AND I DON'T LIKE
WAITING IN LINE.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CUTTING IN
FRONT OF PEOPLE AND GETTING AWAY
WITH IT!
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WIN
THIS FOR US!
>> Eileen: YEAH, C.J.
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.
>> Mordecai: IT'LL BE REALLY
FUN.
JUST TRY IT AND SEE.
THINK OF ALL THE TIME WE'LL SAVE
SKIPPING ALL THE LINES.
>> C.J.: [ SIGHS ]
OKAY, I'LL PLAY.
>> Rigby: AW, YE-EAH!
CUT THE CHEEZERS!
>> C.J.: BUT I'M GONNA NEED A
LITTLE PRACTICE IF I'M GONNA
ENTER THE TOURNAMENT.
>> YOU DON'T NEED PRACTICE.
YOU'RE "GOUDA" 'NUFF TO WIN!
[ CHUCKLES ]
I GET PAID EXTRA TO SAY THAT.
>> C.J.: OKAY.
DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.
I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.
>> Rigby: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL
RUSTY?
>> Eileen: INTUITIVE PIVOTING,
ANGLE CONTROL...
YOU GOT SERIOUS SKILLS, C.J.!
>> Mordecai: HOW DID I NOT KNOW
YOU'RE AMAZING AT THIS?
>> C.J.: EH. I'M FULL OF
SURPRISES.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
HOW DID I MISS THAT SHOT?!
IT WAS SO EASY!
>> Mordecai: WHOA, WHOA! C.J.!
NO NEED TO GET UPSET.
>> Rigby: IT'S JUST MINI-GOLF.
>> Eileen: IS SOMETHING THE
MATTER?
>> C.J.: I CAN'T HELP TAKING
MINI-GOLF SERIOUSLY.
IT KIND OF RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
[ SIGHS ]
MY DAD IS CARL PUTTER.
>> Mordecai: WHOA! CARL PUTTER?
THE WORLD CHAMPION MINI-GOLF
PRO?
>> Eileen: THAT EXPLAINS SO
MUCH.
>> Rigby: WAIT. SO YOUR LAST
NAME IS "PUTTER"?
>> C.J.: NO, THAT'S JUST HIS
MINI-GOLF NAME.
LOOK, IT'S NOT SOMETHING I
REALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT.
GROWING UP WITH A MINI-GOLF
LEGEND AS YOUR DAD, WELL...
IT CAN BE PRETTY TOUGH.
>> COME ON! FOCUS!
FOCUS!
HMM. NOT BAD...
IF YOU LIKE LOSING.
IT TAKES A LITTLE FINESSE IF YOU
WANT TO BEAT YOUR OLD MAN.
HA HA!
>> C.J.: HE NEVER LET ME WIN.
>> OOH!
TOO SLOW!
IN YOUR FACE!
>> C.J.: AND HE WAS A REAL SORE
WINNER.
UNTIL I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH.
>> DON'T MESS IT UP.
DON'T MESS IT UP!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
I DIDN'T TEACH YOU TO PLAY IT
SAFE!
>> C.J.: BUT, DAD, I'LL BE ABLE
TO MAKE THE NEXT SHOT EASY, AND
THEN I'LL GET SECOND PLACE.
>> SECOND PLACE IS JUST THE
FIRST LOSER!
YOU GOT TO GO ALL OR NOTHING!
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
AW, DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON THE
PUTTER.
IT'S NOT THE PUTTER'S FAULT YOU
PLAYED BAD!
>> C.J.: AND THAT WAS THE LAST
TIME I EVER PLAYED...
UNTIL YESTERDAY.
>> Mordecai: WHOA!
THAT WAS CRAZY!
>> Mordecai: GEEZ, C.J.
I HAD NO IDEA.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY IN THIS
TOURNAMENT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
>> Rigby: YES, YOU DO!
YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE AT THAT
"CUT THE CHEEZERS" CARD!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN -- ME!
I'M THE CHILDREN!
>> C.J.: I THINK I STILL WANT TO
PLAY.
WITHOUT MY DAD AROUND, I CAN
ACTUALLY ENJOY IT FOR ONCE.
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
AWESOME.
>> HEY, MY CAR!
WHO DID THIS?!
HUH?!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR CLUB BACK?!
>> Eileen: I THINK WE'VE HAD
ENOUGH PRACTICE TODAY.
GO, C.J.!
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
>> C.J.: OH, NO.
UGH!
I KNEW IT!
>> THERE YOU GO!
KEEP ON PUTTIN' THE GOOD PUTT!
>> C.J.: DAD!
>> HEY! CEEJ!
>> C.J.: DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?!
>> WELL, I WAS HITTIN' THE
MINI-GREEN WITH MY OL' PAL
CHAS MELTER THE OTHER DAY, AND
HE MENTIONED THAT SOMEONE WAS
PLAYING IN THE PUTTERPALOOZA.
DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE DUSTIN'
OFF THE OL' MINI-CLUBS, KIDDO.
>> C.J.: [ GRUMBLES ]
DAD, I DON'T WANT YOU HERE!
>> HEY, I WANT TO SEE IF YOU
STILL HAVE THE CHOPS TO COME IN
SECOND PLACE TO YOUR OLD MAN.
HA HAAA!
>> Mordecai: UH, HELLO,
MR. PUTTER.
MY NAME'S MORDECAI.
I'M DATING YOUR DAUGHTER.
IT'S PROBABLY NOT MY PLACE TO
SAY ANYTHING, BUT WHAT YOU'RE
DOING IS NOT COOL.
>> C.J.: FORGET IT, MORDECAI.
LET'S JUST GO.
>> OOH! WE GOT A SENSITIVE GUY
OVER HERE.
YOU MUST NOT BE VERY
COMPETITIVE, EH, PAL?
I'LL BET THE ONLY TROPHIES YOU
EVER WON WERE FOR CRYING 'CAUSE
YOU'RE SO SENSITIVE!
HA HAAA!
>> All: OOOOOOOH!
>> C.J.: THAT'S IT!
TIME TO PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE,
DAD!
>> HO HO!
FEELIN' GUTSY, HUH?
WELL, SINCE I'M HERE, I MIGHT AS
WELL PLAY, TOO.
CAN'T LET YOU HAVE ALL THE FUN.
HA HAAA!
ANOTHER FIRST-PLACE VICTORY FOR
CARL PUTTER.
>> C.J.: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
>> SEE YOU IN THE LINE AT
CHEEZERS WITH ALL THE OTHER
AMATEURS, KIDDO.
>> C.J.: [ GRUMBLES ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> C.J.: YES!
>> All: C.J.! C.J.! C.J.! C.J.!
>> ALL RIGHT, FOLKS!
WE HAVE A TIE!
FROM HERE ON OUT, THIS WILL BE A
SUDDEN-DEATH PUTT-OFF -- BOTH OF
YOU PUTTING AT THE EXACT SAME
TIME!
FIRST ONE TO MISS A SHOT LOSES!
>> YEAH!
NEVER LOST ONE OF THESE IN MY
LIFE!
>> C.J.: IT'S TRUE.
HE NEVER HAS.
>> Mordecai: UNTIL NOW!
YOU CAN DO THIS.
>> LET THE SUDDEN-DEATH ROUND
BEGIN!
[ ALARM BLARING ]
>> Together: WHOA!
[ ALLIGATOR ROARS ]
[ GROUNDHOG HISSES ]
>> C.J.: I HATE MINI-GOLF.
>> YOU FIRST, KIDDO.
>> C.J.: NO. AFTER YOU.
>> IF YOU INSIST.
TOP THAT!
HA HAAA!
>> C.J.: [ GRUMBLES ]
[ ALLIGATOR ROARS ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
END OF THE LINE, SQUIRT.
HA HAAA!
[ RUMBLING ]
[ GROUNDHOG SHRIEKING ]
>> Both: AAH!
[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]
>> CARL PUTTER MISSED THE
FINAL HOLE!
IF C.J. MAKES THIS NEXT SHOT,
SHE'LL WIN!
>> COME ON!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
>> C.J.: NO!
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS SHOT!
>> THAT'S CRAZY!
IF I CAN'T MAKE IT, YOU CAN'T DO
IT, EITHER!
>> C.J.: THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU
WANT ME TO THINK SO YOU CAN WIN!
[ GROUNDHOG SHRIEKING ]
I GOT TO GO ALL OR NOTHING!
JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME,
REMEMBER?!
>> FINE. ALL OR NOTHING!
[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]
>> C.J.: [ GRUNTING ]
AAAAH!
> >> Mordecai: C.J.!
>> C.J.: UNH!
>> Mordecai: C.J., ARE YOU OKAY?
[ GRUNTING ]
>> C.J.: CLEAR ME A PATH!
I NEED TO MAKE THIS LAST SHOT!
>> Mordecai: ALL CLEAR!
[ RUMBLING ]
>> C.J.: AAH!
>> Mordecai: RUN!
>> C.J.: NO!
I HAVE TO BEAT MY DAD!
>> PAWS OFF MY DAUGHTER WHILE
SHE'S TRYING TO PUTT!
[ GROUNDHOG SHRIEKS ]
[ THWACK! ]
>> OHH!
>> NOW SINK THAT PUTT, C.J.!
>> CONGRATULATIONS, C.J.!
YOU'VE WON THE PUTTERPALOOZA!
>> NICE PUTTIN', CEEJ.
YOU FINALLY BEAT YOUR OLD MAN.
I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO HARD ON
YOU.
I WAS TRYING TO PREPARE YOU FOR
THE WORLD THE ONLY WAY I KNEW
HOW -- BY CRUSHING YOU AT
MINI-GOLF.
>> C.J.: IT'S OKAY, DAD.
'CAUSE I FINALLY WHUPPED YOUR
PUTT!
WHOO-HA-HAAA!
HA HAAA!
>> I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME
FOR THAT TRASH TALK.
>> C.J.: THANKS FOR HELPING ME
OUT, MORDECAI.
NO NE'S EVER HAD MY BACK LIKE
YOU DO.
>> Mordecai: AWW. ANYTIME, CEEJ.
>> C.J., HERE IS YOUR OFFICIAL
"CUT THE CHEEZERS" CARD!
>> C.J.: YOU KNOW, AFTER MAKING
UP WITH MY DAD, THIS SEEMS KIND
OF BESIDE THE POINT.
MEH.
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
NOOOOOOO!
[ SOBBING ]
>> Eileen: DON'T WORRY, RIGBY.
I'LL WAIT IN LINE AT CHEEZERS
WITH YOU.
I'LL WAIT.