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>> C.J.: HERE ARE THE HOT-DOG

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AND S'MORE SUPPLIES, TARP, EXTRA

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STAKE...

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>> Eileen: FIRST-AID KIT, LENGTH

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OF ROPE, AND HAND-CRANK RADIO

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FOR EMERGENCIES.

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>> C.J.: AND HERE'S THE REGULAR

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RADIO.

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[ BOTH GROAN ]

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COME ON, YOU GUYS -- CAMPING!

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GET EXCITED!

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>> Eileen: I KNOW IT'S EARLY,

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BUT IF WE DO THIS NOW, YOU CAN

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HAVE THE CAMPSITE SET UP BY THE

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TIME C.J. AND I GET OFF WORK.

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[ BOTH SNORING ]

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>> Both: HUH?! WHAT?!

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>> C.J.: JUST FOCUS FOR A SEC.

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THERE'S THE SLEEPING BAG AND THE

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COOLER.

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THERE'S MY NEW TENT.

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>> Mordecai: WHOA!

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YOU GOT THE CAMP CHAMP DELUX!?

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>> C.J.: YEAH.

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WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU GUYS LIKE

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CAMPING, I DECIDED TO SPLURGE

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ON IT.

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IT'S SO AWESOME.

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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS UNZIP IT,

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AND IT PITCHES ITSELF.

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>> Mordecai: NICE.

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>> C.J.: [ SMOOCHES ]

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>> Rigby: [ SNORING ]

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>> C.J.: SEE YOU GUYS UP THERE!

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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, TIRES

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SCREECH ]

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>> Rigby: DUDE, HIT THE "SNOOZE"

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BUTTON.

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>> Mordecai: UGH! COME ON.

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LET'S GET THIS STUFF IN THE

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CART.

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>> Rigby: YOU'RE GOOD.

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YOU'RE GOOD.

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YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.

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YOU'RE GOOD.

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[ CRUNCH! ]

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BAD! YOU'RE BAD!

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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>> Rigby: TOO FAR! PULL UP!

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AAH! NO!

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>> Mordecai: BACK MORE?

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>> Rigby: AAH! FORWARD! FORWARD!

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[ SNAP! CRASH! ]

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>> Mordecai: UGH! I DON'T KNOW

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WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.

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GAH! C.J.'S TENT!

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DUDE, SHE SAID IT WAS BRAND-NEW,

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AND NOW IT'S TOTALLY WRECKED!

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WE GOT TO FIX THIS.

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>> Rigby: JUST THROW IT IN THE

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TRASH AND SAY SOMEONE STOLE IT.

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DO WE EVEN NEED A TENT?

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AAAH!

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>> Mordecai: IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT

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NEEDING A TENT.

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IT'S THAT IT'S C.J.'S TENT.

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SHE'D BE REALLY BUMMED IF SHE

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FOUND OUT WE BROKE IT.

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WE HAVE TO REPLACE IT.

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>> Rigby: YOU'RE RIGHT.

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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WE SHOULD REPLACE THE TENT.

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BUT WE HAVE TIME TO GET

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BREAKFAST TACOS, RIGHT?

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DRIVE-THROUGH?

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>> Mordecai: HEY.

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UH...WE WANT A NON-CRUSHED

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VERSION OF THIS, PLEASE.

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>> UH...

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OH, YEAH.

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YOU WANT THE CAMP CHAMP DELUX!

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IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

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>> Mordecai: 20 BUCKS?!

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OH, GOOD.

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I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE

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200 DO--

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$200?!

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>> YEAH, I KNOW.

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IT'S A PRETTY BIG RIP-OFF.

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DOESN'T EVEN FIT ONE PERSON.

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>> Mordecai: I DON'T HAVE $200!

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>> Rigby: COME ON.

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CAN'T YOU GIVE HIM A DISCOUNT?

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HE RAN OVER HIS GIRLFRIEND'S

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TENT!

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OW!

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>> YEAH. I'LL BE IN THE

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TRAIL-MIX AISLE IF YOU NEED ME.

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>> Rigby: CAN'T YOU JUST SAY

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YOU'RE REALLY SORRY?

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>> Mordecai: "REALLY SORRY"

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DOESN'T REPLACE A $200 TENT.

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COME ON.

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

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>> Benson: YEAH?

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>> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON!

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>> Benson: WHAT IS IT?

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>> Mordecai: WE JUST REALIZED

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THAT YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO TRIM

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THE HEDGES, 'CAUSE THEY'RE

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LOOKING PRETTY SHABBY.

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>> Rigby: WICKED SHABBY!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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THEY LOOK REALLY BAD.

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WE ALSO JUST NOTICED THAT WE

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NEED $200.

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SO, IF YOU HAVE THE $200, WE CAN

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JUST GO TRIM THOSE HEDGES FOR

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YOU RIGHT NOW.

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>> Rigby: OR TOMORROW.

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OHH!

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>> Benson: THE HEDGES ARE FINE.

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WAIT. WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING

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CAMPING.

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>> Mordecai: UH...

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I BROKE C.J.'S TENT AND NEED

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MONEY TO REPLACE IT.

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>> Benson: NO.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?! WHY NOT?

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>> Benson: MAYBE BECAUSE EVERY

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TIME I GIVE YOU EXTRA WORK, IT

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NEVER GETS DONE.

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>> Rigby: WELL, MAYBE IF YOU

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GAVE US JOBS THAT WEREN'T SO

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BORING --

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>> Benson: UGH!

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IF YOU NEED EXTRA MONEY SO

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BADLY, JUST GO GET A PART-TIME

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JOB.

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>> Rigby: BUT THAT'S LIKE EVEN

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MORE MORE WORK!

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>> Benson: YOU COULD JUST TELL

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C.J. THE TRUTH.

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>> Mordecai: HMM.

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MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

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BENSON, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

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>> Benson: HUH? WHAT?

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[ FOOTSTEPS DEPART RAPIDLY,

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TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> * YOU GET UP EVERY MORNING

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FROM YOUR ALARM CLOCK'S

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WARNING *

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* TAKE THE 8:15 INTO THE CITY

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* THERE'S A WHISTLE UP ABOVE,

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AND PEOPLE PUSHIN', PEOPLE

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SHOVIN', AND THE GIRLS WHO TRY

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TO LOOK PRETTY *

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* AND IF YOUR TRAIN'S ON TIME,

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YOU CAN GET TO WORK BY 9:00 *

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* AND START YOUR SLAVING JOB TO

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GET YOUR PAY *

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* IF YOU EVER GET ANNOYED, LOOK

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AT ME, I'M SELF-EMPLOYED *

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* I LOVE TO WORK AT NOTHING

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ALL DAY *

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* AND I'LL BE

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>> * TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

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>> * EVERY DAY

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>> * TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

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>> * EVERY WAY

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* I'VE BEEN

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>> * TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

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>> * IT'S ALL MINE

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>> * TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

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>> * AND WORKING OVERTIME

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* WORK OUT

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[ GUITAR SOLO ]

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>> Mordecai: ARE THERE ANY JOBS

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LEFT?

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>> Rigby: JUST MILITARY RECRUIT

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AND LUMBERJACK.

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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S C.J.

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>> Rigby: PICK IT UP!

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MAKE SURE NOT TO TELL HER ABOUT

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THE TENT.

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OHH!

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>> Mordecai: HE-HEY!

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HOW'S IT GOING?

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>> C.J.: DID YOU GUYS SET UP THE

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TENT YET?

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>> Mordecai: NO, NOT YET.

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WE'RE STILL JUST STUCK HERE AT

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THE PARK.

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>> C.J.: OH, OKAY.

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WELL, CAN YOU JUST TEXT ME A

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PICTURE OF THE TENT ANYWAYS?

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I WANT TO REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKS

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LIKE IN THE BAG.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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[ PAPER CRINKLING ]

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UH, I'M LOSING YOU, C.J.!

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WE'RE DRIVING THROUGH A TUNNEL!

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SEE YOU ON THE MOUNTAIN!

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[ GROANS ]

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>> Rigby: DUDE, I WAS STILL

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READING THAT.

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>> Mordecai: FORGET ABOUT THE

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PAPER.

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HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THE $200?

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>> Muscle Man: [ CLEARING THROAT

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DRAMATICALLY ]

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DID YOU SAY, "$400"?

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>> Mordecai: NO. I SAID, "$200."

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>> Muscle Man: OH.

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WELL, I GOT A WAY YOU CAN MAKE

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THAT, TOO.

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>> Rigby: WE'RE LISTENING.

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>> Muscle Man: THE SIDELINE

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HOLDS A MUD-WRESTLING

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COMPETITION TWICE A MONTH.

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>> Both: MUD WRESTLING?

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH.

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IF YOU CAN LAST FIVE MINUTES

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AGAINST STARLA AND HER SISTER,

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PEGGY, THE MONEY'S YOURS.

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>> Mordecai: FIVE MINUTES?

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THAT'S IT?

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>> Muscle Man: YOU MIGHT FEEL

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DIFFERENTLY IN THE RING, BUT IF

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YOU THINK YOU CAN LAST...

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>> Rigby: OH, I THINK WE CAN!

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MORDECAI?

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>> Mordecai: LET'S GO GET THAT

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MONEY.

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[ UP-TEMPO POP MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]

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>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]

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SURE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE.

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH.

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MUD-SPORT FANS ARE PRETTY

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PASSIONATE.

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>> All: MUD! MUD! MUD! MUD!

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>> Rigby: IT'S JUST STARLA AND

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HER SISTER.

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IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

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>> WELCOME TO...MUD MANIA!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND YOUR

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MUD PONCHOS ON FOR YOUR TWO

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FAVORITE MISSES OF MESS,

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THE MUD ANGELS, PEGGY AND

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STARLA!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]

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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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>> AAAAAH!

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>> Benson: HOPE YOU GUYS AREN'T

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HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS, 'CAUSE

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WE ALL PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE

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YOU IN THAT RING.

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>> Both: WHAT?!

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>> Skips: YEAH.

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ONCE MUSCLE MAN TOLD US, WE

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COULDN'T MISS IT!

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>> Pops: MUD IS SUCH A NOVEL

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IDEA!

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[ BOTH GROAN ]

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>> NOW LET'S MEET TONIGHT'S

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CHALLENGERS, MORDECAI AND RIGBY!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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REMEMBER, THIS IS AN

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UNSANCTIONED FIGHT IN A 2-STAR

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RESTAURANT!

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WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY

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INJURIES OR DEATHS.

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, DUDE.

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JUST DON'T LET THEM TOUCH YOU.

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WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT.

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ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE'RE

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STILL STANDING AFTER FIVE

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MINUTES.

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>> Rigby: HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!

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>> UH, WE CAN HEAR YOU.

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>> THIS IS OUR HOUSE!

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>> BUT IT'S GONNA BE YOUR GRAVE!

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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[ BOTH GULP ]

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>> ALL RIGHT! TO YOUR PLACES!

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READY...

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SET...

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LET'S GET MUDDY!

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[ BELL RINGS, CLOCK TICKING ]

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>> YAH!

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>> Mordecai: AAAAAAAAH!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> Rigby: KEEP IT UP, MAN!

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THAT TENT MONEY IS OURS!

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>> Mordecai: UGH!

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HUH? OHH!

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>> All: OOH!

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>> Skips: THAT LOOKED PRETTY

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PAINFUL.

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>> Benson: SURE DID.

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>> TAKE HIM DOWN, PEG!

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>> Mordecai: UGH! OHHHH!

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>> WE'RE LESS THAN A MINUTE INTO

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THIS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE TIME

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COULD BE UP FOR THE CHALLENGERS!

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>> Rigby: MORDECAI, TAG ME IN!

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TAG ME IN! TAG ME! TAG ME!

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[ CLUNK! ]

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[ CROWD BOOING ]

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>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

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>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY, MAN.

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I GOT THIS.

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>> Mordecai: HM.

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>> Rigby: [ GROWLS ]

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I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!

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AAAAH!

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>> Mordecai: RIGBY!

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>> Rigby: MY RIBS MADE A

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BREAKING SOUND!

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AAAAAAAAAAH!

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[ GRUNTING ]

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>> WELCOME TO PAIN TOWN,

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POPULATION -- YOU!

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>> Rigby: UGH!

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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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>> Muscle Man: ISN'T SHE GREAT?

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>> Rigby: AAAH!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> [ Slow-motion ] GA-A-A-A-H!

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>> Rigby: [ Slow-motion ] OHHHH!

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[ CRASH! ]

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OHHHHHHH!

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[ CRASH! ]

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[ GASPS ]

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[ Normal voice ] MY -- MY EYES!

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SHE TOUCHED MY EYES!

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COULDN'T BLINK IN TIME!

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MY EYES!

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AAAH!

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UGH!

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>> LOOKS LIKE A MISS FOR OUR

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ANGEL!

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>> [ GROWLS ]

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>> Rigby: [ STAMMERING ]

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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YA-A-A-A-A-H!

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>> Mordecai: OOH!

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>> HEY! GET OFF OF ME!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, RIGBY!

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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>> THE MUD ANGELS' UNDEFEATED

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TITLE COULD BE IN JEOPARDY!

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>> HEY, STARLA, YOU GOT

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SOMETHING ON YOUR BACK!

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?!

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

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>> HERE! TAKE THIS!

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>> Mordecai: GAH!

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OHH!

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> FOLKS, THE CLOCK IS AT THE

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HALFWAY MARK!

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>> Rigby: HALFWAY?!

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IT FEELS LIKE WE'VE BEEN HERE

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FOR HOURS!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE MUD

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PIES...

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>> 'CAUSE WE'RE SERVING ALL YOU

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CAN EAT!

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>> All: OOH!

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[ ALL GASP ]

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>> YOU TWO DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

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>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WASTING

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YOUR TIME AND GIVE UP ALREADY.

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>> LET'S FINISH THIS, PEG!

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>> Pops: THEY ONLY HAVE A MINUTE

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LEFT!

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[ CLOCK TICKING ]

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> Both: AAAAAAAAH!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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>> FOLKS, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

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THE LEGENDARY SISTER TWISTER!

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>> All: OHHHHH!

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>> Rigby: ARE WE...WINNING?

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>> Mordecai: DUDE...I DON'T

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THINK SO.

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>> Both: AAAAAAAAAH!

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>> IT'S...BEAUTIFUL!

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[ WIND BLOWING ]

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>> [ GRUNTS ]

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>> [ GRUNTS ]

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[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]

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[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL!

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WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]

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>> Both: AAAAAAAAAH!

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[ SPLASH! ]

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[ SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! ]

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[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

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[ SPLASH! ]

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[ BELL RINGS ]

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>> COULD THE CHALLENGERS EVEN BE

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STANDING AFTER SUCH A HIT?!

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UH, WELL, TECHNICALLY, THEY'RE

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STILL STANDING!

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THE CHALLENGERS, MORDECAI AND

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RIGBY, WIN THE $200!

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[ CROWD BOOING ]

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>> Muscle Man: I DID NOT SEE

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THAT COMING.

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>> Thomas: I THINK THERE'S SOME

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MUD IN MY MOUTH.

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>> WELL, I HOPE IT WAS GOOD FOR

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YOU!

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>> HMPH!

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>> Rigby: DUDE...WE DID IT!

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>> Both: [ Weakly ] OHHHHHH!

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[ BOTH COUGH ]

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[ BOTH GROAN ]

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[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]

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>> C.J.: ALL RIGHT!

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WHO'S READY FOR SOME CAMPING?

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>> Eileen: WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED?

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>> Mordecai: WE HAD TROUBLE WITH

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THE TENT.

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[ RATTLING ]

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>> SIX.

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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,

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SIX.

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COYOTE FLATS.

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I'D LIKE TO BUY A MINE.

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>> Eileen: IN THE MINE, YOU

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FIND...

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GOLD!

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>> YES!

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>> Mordecai: AW!

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>> FOOL'S GOLD!

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>> AW! MAN!

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>> OOOOOOH!

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>> Eileen: THE SCIENTIFIC NAME

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FOR FOOL'S GOLD IS "PYRITE."

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>> Mordecai: MY TURN!

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COME ON.

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PAPA NEEDS A BRAND-NEW PICKAXE.

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>> Benson: ARE YOU GONNA TAKE

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CARE OF THIS MAIL?

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IT'S BEEN STACKED UP BY THE DOOR

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FOR WEEKS!

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>> Rigby: WE GET MAIL?

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DID YOU KNOW THIS?

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>> Benson: GET IT OUTTA HERE!

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DO IT OR YOU'RE FIRED!

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EILEEN.

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DODGEBALL GIRL.

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>> Rigby: AW! YEAH!

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MY ORDER FROM

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TROPHY DISCOUNTERS!

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>> Mordecai: "COUPLE CORRAL?"

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>> WHAAAT?

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>> Eileen: YOU'RE STILL

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SUBSCRIBED TO THAT DATING SITE?

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>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU'RE NOT

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SINGLE.

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>> UH, YEAH.

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I DELETED MY PROFILE.

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>> Mordecai: HEY, I FORGOT, ALL

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RIGHT?

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OKAY, EVERYBODY WATCH.

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>> DELETE PROFILE?

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>> Mordecai: SEE, IT'S BEING

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DELETED RIGHT...

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[ GUNSHOT ]

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>> ARE YOU SURE, PARDNER?

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>> Mordecai: YES!

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>> DID YA MEAN TO PRESS "NO"?

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>> Mordecai: HOLD ON.

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>> Eileen: SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU

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TWO BEEN TOGETHER?

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>> MM. WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT

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FOR A MONTH NOW.

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>> Rigby: HANGING OUT?

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HANGING OUT?!

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>> Eileen: SOUNDS PRET-TY

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CASUAL, GUYS.

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I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A

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NICE, ROMANTIC DATE?

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>> Mordecai: THIS IS A DATE.

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>> Eileen: THIS IS GAME NIGHT,

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MORDECAI.

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I MEAN, A REAL DATE.

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>> Both: A "REAL DATE?"

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>> DOES THAT TIME WE HAD

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ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT CRAB AT

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SEAFOOD SAL'S COUNT?

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>> Both: NO.

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>> OH, MY GOSH.

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>> Mordecai: I'M GONNA MAKE A

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RESERVATION AT A NICE

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RESTAURANT!

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>> I'M GONNA BUY A NEW OUTFIT!

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>> Mordecai: SATURDAY AT 7:00?

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>> SATURDAY AT 7:00!

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>> Rigby: HELLO-O?

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GAME NIGHT?!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, RIGBY, YOU

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GOT A SECOND?

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I WANNA SHOW YOU WHAT I BOUGHT

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FOR C.J.

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>> Rigby: OKAY. WHAT DO YA GOT?

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WHAT IS THIS?

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WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?

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>> Mordecai: IT'S A CHARM

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BRACELET.

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THERE'S A DIFFERENT CHARM FOR

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ALL THE STUFF C.J. AND I DID THE

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FIRST TIME WE MET.

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THERE'S A LITTLE ROLLER SKATE,

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AND A GRILLED CHEESE, AND AN

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AIR-HOCKEY MALLET.

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>> Rigby: WOW, MORDECAI!

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THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THE

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00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,094
PROS GET THEIR GIRLFRIENDS!

530
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,028
>> Mordecai: RIGHT?

531
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,563
I'M JUST NOT SURE HOW TO GIVE IT

532
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,364
TO HER, THOUGH.

533
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,431
>> Rigby: HERE'S AN IDEA:

534
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,732
HOW ABOUT IF YOU SAY YOU HAVE

535
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,901
SOMETHING FOR HER AND THEN

536
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:21,869
YOU GIVE IT TO HER!

537
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,103
CLASSIC GIFT-GIVING TECHNIQUE,

538
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:23,603
BRO.

539
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,671
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE!

540
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,906
I'VE GOTTA DO IT IN SOME WAY

541
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:26,940
THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL.

542
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,041
>> Benson: WHAT'S THIS?

543
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,509
>> Mordecai: IT LOOKS LIKE --

544
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,410
>> Benson: NO, NO.

545
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,011
I'LL TELL YOU.

546
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,445
IT'S THE STACK OF JUNK MAIL I

547
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,613
ASKED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF

548
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,081
YESTERDAY!

549
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,582
>> Mordecai: BUT WE THREW THAT

550
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:35,849
OUT!

551
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:36,783
>> Benson: REALLY?

552
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,118
YOU THREW THIS MAIL THAT I

553
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,786
FOUND NOT IN THE TRASH INTO THE

554
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,420
TRASH?

555
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,454
>> Mordecai: WAIT.

556
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,622
THIS IS NEW JUNK MAIL.

557
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,424
AND IT'S ALL FROM COUPLE CORRAL.

558
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,959
MAN, WHAT IS IT WITH THESE GUYS?

559
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,560
HEY, BENSON, DO YOU HAVE ANY

560
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,129
IDEAS FOR A ROMANTIC WAY TO GIVE

561
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,130
A GIFT TO A GIRL?

562
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,131
>> Benson: WELL...

563
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,732
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

564
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,034
NICE TO HAVE A WAITER SERVE A

565
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,568
GIFT BOX IN PLACE OF DESSERT.

566
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,904
>> Rigby: LOOK AT YOU, BENSON!

567
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,071
HOW ARE YOU STILL SINGLE?

568
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,606
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THAT IDEA'S

569
00:13:59,606 --> 00:13:59,973
GENIUS!

570
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,574
>> Benson: I'M JUST SPITBALLIN'

571
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:01,909
HERE.

572
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,410
>> Mordecai: WELL, THANKS FOR

573
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,111
THE TIP, BENSON.

574
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,712
I'M GONNA GO CALL THE RESTAURANT

575
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,479
RIGHT NOW.

576
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,814
>> Eileen: SO, BIG DATE'S

577
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:08,715
TONIGHT, HUH?

578
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:09,149
>> YEAH.

579
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,884
>> Eileen: WHAT KIND OF PLACE

580
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,818
ARE WE TALKING?

581
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,620
IS THIS AN OYSTER-CRACKERS OR A

582
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,955
WARM-ROLLS ESTABLISHMENT?

583
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,589
>> I THINK THEY MIGHT CHARGE

584
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,590
EXTRA FOR BREAD.

585
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,926
>> Eileen: OOH! ROMANTIC!

586
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,160
SO, WHAT'S YOUR "HES?"

587
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,661
>> I'M JUST NOT SURE IT'S

588
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,662
GONNA BE ENOUGH.

589
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,164
THIS NIGHT HAS TO BE AMAZING,

590
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:24,932
YOU KNOW?

591
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,798
>> Both: HMM.

592
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,467
>> MAYBE I CAN GET A SPECIAL

593
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,668
DESSERT FOR MORDECAI.

594
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,669
>> Eileen: YEAH!

595
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,737
WHAT DOES HE LIKE?

596
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,804
>> WAFFLES, CHOCOLATE.

597
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,173
>> Eileen: THERE'S A NEW PASTRY

598
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,741
SHOP DOWNTOWN THAT SPECIALIZES

599
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:35,976
IN CHOCOLATE-COVERED WAFFLE

600
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:36,509
CAKES.

601
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,477
>> THAT'S PERFECT!

602
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,845
I'LL TAKE HIM THERE FOR DESSERT

603
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,746
TO SURPRISE HIM!

604
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,081
>> Eileen: YOU JUST GOTTA MAKE

605
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,649
SURE NOT TO FILL UP ON BREAD AT

606
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,016
DINNER.

607
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,018
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]

608
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,486
>> COULD THIS GET ANY MORE

609
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:46,954
ROMANTIC?

610
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:50,690
>> Mordecai: OH! WELL, MAYBE...

611
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,525
>> YOU HAVE A CALL AT THE FRONT.

612
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,826
>> Mordecai: AHMM-HMM.

613
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,196
TO BE CONTINUED.

614
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:56,763
HELLO?

615
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,098
>> MATCHMAKER McINTYRE HERE,

616
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,499
C.E.O. OF COUPLE CORRAL.

617
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,700
THIS IS NOT A RECORDING.

618
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,768
>> Mordecai: UH, HI.

619
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,003
>> WE NOTICED EARLIER YOU

620
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,104
DELETED YOUR PROFILE.

621
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,138
SO SAD TO SEE YA GO!

622
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,539
WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR

623
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,975
BUSINESS, SO I'M BEGGIN' YA TO

624
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:08,608
REJOIN.

625
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:09,876
>> Mordecai: HELLO? HELLO?

626
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,544
>> IF YOU COME BACK TO US TODAY,

627
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,712
YOU'LL GET FREE ROMANTIC

628
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,180
COUPONS.

629
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,048
TO REJOIN, SAY "YEE-HAW!"

630
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,883
TO CANCEL, SAY "ADIOS!"

631
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,851
>> Mordecai: ADIOS! ADIOS!

632
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:19,119
AAH!

633
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,653
>> TOLD YA I WASN'T A RECORDING!

634
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,721
WHAT DO YA MEAN "ADIOS,"

635
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:22,055
PARDNER?

636
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,523
>> Mordecai: UH, I DON'T NEED

637
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,557
COUPLE CORRAL ANYMORE.

638
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,858
I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW, SO...

639
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,160
>> HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKIN'.

640
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,161
BREAK UP WITH C.J.!

641
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,496
>> Mordecai: EXCUSE ME?

642
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,897
>> BREAK UP WITH HER AND REJOIN

643
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:31,531
MY SITE!

644
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,899
COUPLE CORRAL CAN HELP YOU FIND

645
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:33,800
SOMEBODY BETTER!

646
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,068
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I'M HAPPY

647
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:35,735
WITH C.J.

648
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,204
>> WILL YOU BE, THOUGH, AFTER WE

649
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,671
DREDGE THROUGH HER PROFILE?

650
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,173
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE DIG UP

651
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:40,740
HERE.

652
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,209
>> Mordecai: ISN'T KEEPING HER

653
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,743
INFORMATION, LIKE, REALLY

654
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,211
ILLEGAL?

655
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,145
>> YOU'D THINK.

656
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:45,712
WHOA!

657
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,080
HOW DO YOU EXPECT HER TO BE

658
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,881
COMMITTED TO YOU WHEN THIS GIRL

659
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,083
CAN'T EVEN COMMIT TO A

660
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:50,850
HAIRSTYLE?

661
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,851
>> Mordecai: SO?

662
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:52,652
I LIKE C.J.

663
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,088
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.

664
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,089
>> HI. L'WAFFLERIE?

665
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,657
I JUST WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE

666
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,026
IF THE WAFFLE CAKE I ORDERED IS

667
00:15:59,026 --> 00:15:59,592
READY.

668
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,760
>> Mordecai: UNBELIEVABLE!

669
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,029
C.J., WHEN YOU DELETED YOUR

670
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,563
COUPLE CORRAL PROFILE, DID ITS

671
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,998
C.E.O. COME TO YOU IN PERSON AND

672
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,266
TELL YOU TO BREAK UP WITH ME?

673
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:06,866
>> NO.

674
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:07,767
>> Mordecai: UGH!

675
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,103
LET'S JUST ENJOY DINNER.

676
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,039
MAN, THAT STEAK WAS OFF THE

677
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:12,705
HOOK!

678
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,540
>> YEAH!

679
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,774
THIS WAS SO GOOD!

680
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,876
>> Mordecai: READY FOR DESSERT?

681
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:20,580
GARçON!

682
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,615
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]

683
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,583
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

684
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,584
LET'S SKIP DESSERT.

685
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,552
>> Mordecai: WHAT?

686
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,119
>> UH...I...

687
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,287
GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM.

688
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,956
'SCUSE ME.

689
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,258
>> Mordecai: UH...

690
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,260
[ HORN PLAYS "LA CUCARACHA" ]

691
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,627
>> HEY, MORDECAI!

692
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,696
WANNA MEET A GIRL THAT DOESN'T

693
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,598
HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?

694
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,800
CALL ME!

695
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,235
>> Mordecai: HEY, I'LL CATCH UP.

696
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,803
GOTTA TIE MY SHOE REAL QUICK.

697
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,637
>> I CAN WAIT.

698
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:45,305
>> Mordecai: NO!

699
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,773
UH, IT'S BETTER IF I HAVE

700
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:47,207
PRIVACY.

701
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,077
>> UH...OKAY.

702
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,044
>> Rigby: TALK TO RIG.

703
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,212
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THE DESSERT

704
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:52,912
PLAN FAILED!

705
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:53,713
>> Rigby: WHAAAT?

706
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:54,947
>> Mordecai: I NEED YOU TO PICK

707
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:55,882
UP THE BRACELET AT THE

708
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,084
RESTAURANT AND BRING IT TO THE

709
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,151
KOFFEE KIOSK IN THE SQUARE.

710
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,086
>> Rigby: I'M ON IT.

711
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,287
>> Mordecai: SORRY ABOUT THAT.

712
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,621
I JUST WANTED TO TRY OUT THIS

713
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:01,988
NEW KNOT.

714
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:02,989
>> OKAY. [ GIGGLES ]

715
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,157
>> Mordecai: DO YOU MIND,

716
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,325
ACTUALLY, IF WE CUT OVER TO

717
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,093
MAIN STREET?

718
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,160
>> WELL...I-IT'S JUST...

719
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,661
I WAS KIND OF HOPING WE COULD

720
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,596
STAY ON THIS BLOCK.

721
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,597
>> Mordecai: REALLY?

722
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,898
BUT MAIN STREET'S SO MUCH MORE

723
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,332
ROMANTIC.

724
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,266
>> UM, HELLO?

725
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,102
DRY-CLEANERS, NOTARY PUBLICS AS

726
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,603
FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.

727
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,837
THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT!

728
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:18,838
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

729
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,107
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]

730
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,641
RACE YOU TO THE SQUARE!

731
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,343
>> HUH? NO!

732
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,010
[ DIALING ]

733
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,145
>> Eileen: HEY, WHAT'S UP?

734
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,313
>> WAFFLE PLAN'S BEEN JACKED!

735
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,080
I NEED BACKUP!

736
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,014
>> Eileen: COPY THAT!

737
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:28,748
WHAT DO I DO?

738
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,849
>> I NEED YOU TO PICK UP THE

739
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,118
WAFFLE CAKE AND MEET ME BY THE

740
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,252
BIG FOUNTAIN IN TOWN SQUARE.

741
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,186
>> Eileen: I'M ON IT!

742
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,754
>> Mordecai: [ PANTING ]

743
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,356
>> YOU'RE PRETTY FAST, MORDECAI.

744
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,657
>> Mordecai: HUH?

745
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,093
>> NOT FAST ENOUGH!

746
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,128
WHOO-HOO! I WIN!

747
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,862
>> Mordecai: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

748
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:43,763
YOU EXERCISE.

749
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,297
[ SIGHS ]

750
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,166
LET ME JUST GET A CUP OF COFFEE.

751
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,867
THEN I BET I CAN OUTRUN YOU.

752
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,302
>> FACE IT, DUDE. YOU LOST.

753
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,171
COME ON, LET'S GO MAKE A WISH IN

754
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,038
THE FOUNTAIN.

755
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,773
YOU CAN WISH TO BE FASTER AT

756
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,041
RUNNING.

757
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,710
>> Rigby: DUDE!

758
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,179
>> Mordecai: OKAY, HERE I GO.

759
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,380
I WISH...

760
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,382
FOR A CUTE GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKES

761
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,183
ME BACK.

762
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,653
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

763
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:10,357
>> DUMP CLOUDY J!

764
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,391
>> IS HE WATCHING US?

765
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,859
>> Mordecai: LET'S GET OUT OF

766
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:13,160
HERE.

767
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,696
>> Rigby: [ PANTING ]

768
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,697
UGH! COME ON, DUDE!

769
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,665
STICK TO THE PLAN!

770
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,399
>> Eileen: RIGBY?

771
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,333
>> Rigby: EILEEN?

772
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,734
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

773
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,902
ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT BY

774
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:23,403
YOURSELF?

775
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,037
>> Eileen: I'M DOING A FAVOR FOR

776
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:25,338
C.J.

777
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,073
DID YOU...BUY JEWELRY?

778
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,708
>> Rigby: UGH, NO!

779
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,910
I'M DOING A FAVOR FOR MORDECAI.

780
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,980
>> Eileen: WAIT...

781
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,148
>> Mordecai: I THINK WE'RE SAFE.

782
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:35,915
YOU WANT A COFFEE?

783
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,716
>> I'M GOOD. YOU?

784
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:37,250
>> Mordecai: NAH.

785
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,251
>> UH, I'M GONNA USE THE

786
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:38,818
BATHROOM.

787
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,852
>> Mordecai: I THINK I LEFT

788
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,355
SOMETHING AT THE FOUNTAIN.

789
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:42,855
RIGBY!

790
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:43,256
>> EILEEN!

791
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,056
>> Both: NEW PLAN.

792
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,158
>> Rigby: COME TO THE PIER BY

793
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:45,892
THE WATERFRONT.

794
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:46,926
>> Eileen: YOU CAN GET YOUR

795
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:47,427
PRESENT THERE.

796
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,762
>> Both: OVER AND OUT.

797
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,863
>> Both: LET'S GO TO THE

798
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,432
WATERFRONT!

799
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,267
>> Mordecai: WELL, HERE WE ARE

800
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,402
AT THE WATERFRONT.

801
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,270
>> YUP. ALL SORTS OF SURPRISING

802
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,005
ROMANTIC STUFF HAPPENS HERE.

803
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,106
[ BOTH GASP ]

804
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,642
>> Both: WHOA!

805
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:07,747
FOR ME?

806
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,216
SO THAT'S WHY YOU WERE ACTING

807
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:09,782
ALL...

808
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,251
AND THAT'S WHY YOU MADE ALL

809
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:11,918
THOSE --

810
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,119
>> Mordecai: EXCUSES.

811
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,020
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

812
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,121
>> TYIN' YOUR SHOE!

813
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,456
>> Mordecai: GOING TO THE

814
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,190
BATHROOM!

815
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,291
I WAS CALLING RIGBY!

816
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,792
>> I WAS CALLING EILEEN!

817
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,228
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

818
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,462
>> Mordecai: I'M SORRY THIS

819
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,463
WASN'T MORE ROMANTIC.

820
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,964
>> THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC

821
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,065
DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON.

822
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:29,369
>> Mordecai: REALLY?

823
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,903
[ CRASH ]

824
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:36,209
SOMETHING HIT THE PIER!

825
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,377
>> LAST CHANCE, MORDECAI!

826
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,311
BREAK UP WITH HER!

827
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,879
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT'S YOUR

828
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:40,213
DEAL?

829
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,448
AREN'T WE THE POINT OF YOUR

830
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:41,981
SITE?

831
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,283
SHOULDN'T YOU WANT US TO STAY

832
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:43,916
TOGETHER?

833
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:44,484
>> [ SIGHS ]

834
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,052
WHOEVER HERE KNOWS HOW TO RUN A

835
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:49,222
WEBSITE, RAISE THEIR HAND.

836
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,390
HAPPY COUPLES DON'T USE

837
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,224
COUPLE CORRAL!

838
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,158
LONELY PEOPLE DO.

839
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,260
LONELY PEOPLE LEAD TO

840
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:53,993
SUBSCRIBERS.

841
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,495
SUBSCRIBERS LEAD TO MORE CLICKS.

842
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,996
MORE CLICKS SOMEHOW LEAD TO

843
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,064
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

844
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,332
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS LEAD TO

845
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,933
SWEET CORPORATE-BRANDED STUFF!

846
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:01,468
SEE!

847
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,802
[ SOBBING ]

848
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,337
MY SITE'S TOO GOOD.

849
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,239
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT.

850
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,941
HAPPY COUPLES HAVE BEEN LEAVING

851
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,009
IN DROVES!

852
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,244
I'M BANKRUPT.

853
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,846
>> DUDE, JUST SELL YOUR STUFF!

854
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:14,247
>> NO!

855
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,848
MY CROOKED LAWYER TOLD ME THIS

856
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,816
IS THE ONLY WAY!

857
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:17,817
BREAK UP WITH HER!

858
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:18,851
>> Mordecai: NO WAY!

859
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,287
WE'RE REALLY INTO EACH OTHER.

860
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,854
>> IF YOU WON'T BREAK UP WITH

861
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,089
HER, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.

862
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,357
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE

863
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,993
COUPLE CORRAL "BREAKUPULATOR!"

864
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,261
[ BOTH SCREAM ]

865
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,831
>> Mordecai: LOOK OUT!

866
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,038
>> MORDECAI!

867
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,139
>> WELL, DARN.

868
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,008
THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT LIKE I

869
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,009
WANTED IT TO.

870
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,377
C.J.? REJOIN MY SITE?

871
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,279
>> [ PANTING ]

872
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,046
>> UH-OH.

873
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:52,552
>> NOOOOOO!

874
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:56,356
LEAVE...US...ALONE!

875
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,166
>> HUBRIS!

876
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,402
>> [ CRYING ]

877
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:15,908
MORDECAI, MORDECAI, MORDECAI...

878
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:23,249
NO!

879
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,884
>> Mordecai: HM...HM-HM.

880
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,919
[ COUGHING ]

881
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,154
>> [ GASPS ]

882
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,522
MORDECAI!

883
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,424
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.

884
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,926
>> Mordecai: I WOULD BE...IF NOT

885
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,328
FOR THIS GIFT BOX.

886
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,229
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

887
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:37,997
>> [ GASPS ]

888
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,432
>> Mordecai: THERE'S A DIFFERENT

889
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,433
CHARM FOR -- WHOA!

890
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,068
WELL, THERE USED TO BE DIFFERENT

891
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:42,435
CHARMS.

892
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,936
I GUESS THEY MUST HAVE ALL

893
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,271
GOTTEN WELDED INTO A HEART BY

894
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,274
THE BAZOOKA BLAST.

895
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,075
>> I LOVE IT.

896
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,443
>> Mordecai: I THOUGHT THAT YOU

897
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:51,010
WOULD.

898
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,345
>> I GUESS THE THING I HAD FOR

899
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,380
YOU MUST'VE EXPLODED.

900
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,547
>> Mordecai: THAT'S OKAY.

901
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,382
I GOT MY WISH.

902
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,949
>> WHAT, THAT YOU CAN RUN FASTER

903
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:57,384
THAN ME?

904
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,250
>> Mordecai: NO.

905
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,452
FOR A CUTE GIRLFRIEND THAT

906
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,086
LIKES --

907
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,554
[ SMOOCH ]

908
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,289
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]

909
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,892
IS THIS WAFFLES AND A CAKE AND

910
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:06,959
CHOCOLATE?

911
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:10,397
>> Eileen: YEAH.

912
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,531
>> Rigby: I LOVE IT.

913
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,199
>> Eileen: I THOUGHT THAT YOU

914
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,534
WOULD.