>> C.J.: HERE ARE THE HOT-DOG
AND S'MORE SUPPLIES, TARP, EXTRA
STAKE...
>> Eileen: FIRST-AID KIT, LENGTH
OF ROPE, AND HAND-CRANK RADIO
FOR EMERGENCIES.
>> C.J.: AND HERE'S THE REGULAR
RADIO.
COME ON, YOU GUYS -- CAMPING!
GET EXCITED!
>> Eileen: I KNOW IT'S EARLY,
BUT IF WE DO THIS NOW, YOU CAN
HAVE THE CAMPSITE SET UP BY THE
TIME C.J. AND I GET OFF WORK.
>> Both: HUH?! WHAT?!
>> C.J.: JUST FOCUS FOR A SEC.
THERE'S THE SLEEPING BAG AND THE
COOLER.
THERE'S MY NEW TENT.
>> Mordecai: WHOA!
YOU GOT THE CAMP CHAMP DELUX!?
>> C.J.: YEAH.
WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU GUYS LIKE
CAMPING, I DECIDED TO SPLURGE
ON IT.
IT'S SO AWESOME.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS UNZIP IT,
AND IT PITCHES ITSELF.
>> Mordecai: NICE.
>> C.J.:
>> Rigby:
>> C.J.: SEE YOU GUYS UP THERE!
>> Rigby: DUDE, HIT THE "SNOOZE"
BUTTON.
>> Mordecai: UGH! COME ON.
LET'S GET THIS STUFF IN THE
CART.
>> Rigby: YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD.
BAD! YOU'RE BAD!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Rigby: TOO FAR! PULL UP!
AAH! NO!
>> Mordecai: BACK MORE?
>> Rigby: AAH! FORWARD! FORWARD!
>> Mordecai: UGH! I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
GAH! C.J.'S TENT!
DUDE, SHE SAID IT WAS BRAND-NEW,
AND NOW IT'S TOTALLY WRECKED!
WE GOT TO FIX THIS.
>> Rigby: JUST THROW IT IN THE
TRASH AND SAY SOMEONE STOLE IT.
DO WE EVEN NEED A TENT?
AAAH!
>> Mordecai: IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT
NEEDING A TENT.
IT'S THAT IT'S C.J.'S TENT.
SHE'D BE REALLY BUMMED IF SHE
FOUND OUT WE BROKE IT.
WE HAVE TO REPLACE IT.
>> Rigby: YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE SHOULD REPLACE THE TENT.
BUT WE HAVE TIME TO GET
BREAKFAST TACOS, RIGHT?
DRIVE-THROUGH?
>> Mordecai: HEY.
UH...WE WANT A NON-CRUSHED
VERSION OF THIS, PLEASE.
>> UH...
OH, YEAH.
YOU WANT THE CAMP CHAMP DELUX!
IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
>> Mordecai: 20 BUCKS?!
OH, GOOD.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE
200 DO--
$200?!
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
IT'S A PRETTY BIG RIP-OFF.
DOESN'T EVEN FIT ONE PERSON.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T HAVE $200!
>> Rigby: COME ON.
CAN'T YOU GIVE HIM A DISCOUNT?
HE RAN OVER HIS GIRLFRIEND'S
TENT!
OW!
>> YEAH. I'LL BE IN THE
TRAIL-MIX AISLE IF YOU NEED ME.
>> Rigby: CAN'T YOU JUST SAY
YOU'RE REALLY SORRY?
>> Mordecai: "REALLY SORRY"
DOESN'T REPLACE A $200 TENT.
COME ON.
>> Benson: YEAH?
>> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON!
>> Benson: WHAT IS IT?
>> Mordecai: WE JUST REALIZED
THAT YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO TRIM
THE HEDGES, 'CAUSE THEY'RE
LOOKING PRETTY SHABBY.
>> Rigby: WICKED SHABBY!
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
THEY LOOK REALLY BAD.
WE ALSO JUST NOTICED THAT WE
NEED $200.
SO, IF YOU HAVE THE $200, WE CAN
JUST GO TRIM THOSE HEDGES FOR
YOU RIGHT NOW.
>> Rigby: OR TOMORROW.
OHH!
>> Benson: THE HEDGES ARE FINE.
WAIT. WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
CAMPING.
>> Mordecai: UH...
I BROKE C.J.'S TENT AND NEED
MONEY TO REPLACE IT.
>> Benson: NO.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?! WHY NOT?
>> Benson: MAYBE BECAUSE EVERY
TIME I GIVE YOU EXTRA WORK, IT
NEVER GETS DONE.
>> Rigby: WELL, MAYBE IF YOU
GAVE US JOBS THAT WEREN'T SO
BORING --
>> Benson: UGH!
IF YOU NEED EXTRA MONEY SO
BADLY, JUST GO GET A PART-TIME
JOB.
>> Rigby: BUT THAT'S LIKE EVEN
MORE MORE WORK!
>> Benson: YOU COULD JUST TELL
C.J. THE TRUTH.
>> Mordecai: HMM.
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
BENSON, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
>> Benson: HUH? WHAT?
>> * YOU GET UP EVERY MORNING
FROM YOUR ALARM CLOCK'S
WARNING *
* TAKE THE 8:15 INTO THE CITY
* THERE'S A WHISTLE UP ABOVE,
AND PEOPLE PUSHIN', PEOPLE
SHOVIN', AND THE GIRLS WHO TRY
TO LOOK PRETTY *
* AND IF YOUR TRAIN'S ON TIME,
YOU CAN GET TO WORK BY 9:00 *
* AND START YOUR SLAVING JOB TO
GET YOUR PAY *
* IF YOU EVER GET ANNOYED, LOOK
AT ME, I'M SELF-EMPLOYED *
* I LOVE TO WORK AT NOTHING
ALL DAY *
* AND I'LL BE
>> * TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
>> * EVERY DAY
>> * TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
>> * EVERY WAY
* I'VE BEEN
>> * TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
>> * IT'S ALL MINE
>> * TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
>> * AND WORKING OVERTIME
* WORK OUT
>> Mordecai: ARE THERE ANY JOBS
LEFT?
>> Rigby: JUST MILITARY RECRUIT
AND LUMBERJACK.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S C.J.
>> Rigby: PICK IT UP!
MAKE SURE NOT TO TELL HER ABOUT
THE TENT.
OHH!
>> Mordecai: HE-HEY!
HOW'S IT GOING?
>> C.J.: DID YOU GUYS SET UP THE
TENT YET?
>> Mordecai: NO, NOT YET.
WE'RE STILL JUST STUCK HERE AT
THE PARK.
>> C.J.: OH, OKAY.
WELL, CAN YOU JUST TEXT ME A
PICTURE OF THE TENT ANYWAYS?
I WANT TO REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE IN THE BAG.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
UH, I'M LOSING YOU, C.J.!
WE'RE DRIVING THROUGH A TUNNEL!
SEE YOU ON THE MOUNTAIN!
>> Rigby: DUDE, I WAS STILL
READING THAT.
>> Mordecai: FORGET ABOUT THE
PAPER.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THE $200?
>> Muscle Man:
DID YOU SAY, "$400"?
>> Mordecai: NO. I SAID, "$200."
>> Muscle Man: OH.
WELL, I GOT A WAY YOU CAN MAKE
THAT, TOO.
>> Rigby: WE'RE LISTENING.
>> Muscle Man: THE SIDELINE
HOLDS A MUD-WRESTLING
COMPETITION TWICE A MONTH.
>> Both: MUD WRESTLING?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH.
IF YOU CAN LAST FIVE MINUTES
AGAINST STARLA AND HER SISTER,
PEGGY, THE MONEY'S YOURS.
>> Mordecai: FIVE MINUTES?
THAT'S IT?
>> Muscle Man: YOU MIGHT FEEL
DIFFERENTLY IN THE RING, BUT IF
YOU THINK YOU CAN LAST...
>> Rigby: OH, I THINK WE CAN!
MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: LET'S GO GET THAT
MONEY.
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai:
SURE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH.
MUD-SPORT FANS ARE PRETTY
PASSIONATE.
>> All: MUD! MUD! MUD! MUD!
>> Rigby: IT'S JUST STARLA AND
HER SISTER.
IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
>> WELCOME TO...MUD MANIA!
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND YOUR
MUD PONCHOS ON FOR YOUR TWO
FAVORITE MISSES OF MESS,
THE MUD ANGELS, PEGGY AND
STARLA!
>> AAAAAH!
>> Benson: HOPE YOU GUYS AREN'T
HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS, 'CAUSE
WE ALL PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE
YOU IN THAT RING.
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> Skips: YEAH.
ONCE MUSCLE MAN TOLD US, WE
COULDN'T MISS IT!
>> Pops: MUD IS SUCH A NOVEL
IDEA!
>> NOW LET'S MEET TONIGHT'S
CHALLENGERS, MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
REMEMBER, THIS IS AN
UNSANCTIONED FIGHT IN A 2-STAR
RESTAURANT!
WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY
INJURIES OR DEATHS.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, DUDE.
JUST DON'T LET THEM TOUCH YOU.
WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT.
ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE'RE
STILL STANDING AFTER FIVE
MINUTES.
>> Rigby: HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
>> UH, WE CAN HEAR YOU.
>> THIS IS OUR HOUSE!
>> BUT IT'S GONNA BE YOUR GRAVE!
>> ALL RIGHT! TO YOUR PLACES!
READY...
SET...
LET'S GET MUDDY!
>> YAH!
>> Mordecai: AAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: KEEP IT UP, MAN!
THAT TENT MONEY IS OURS!
>> Mordecai: UGH!
HUH? OHH!
>> All: OOH!
>> Skips: THAT LOOKED PRETTY
PAINFUL.
>> Benson: SURE DID.
>> TAKE HIM DOWN, PEG!
>> Mordecai: UGH! OHHHH!
>> WE'RE LESS THAN A MINUTE INTO
THIS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE TIME
COULD BE UP FOR THE CHALLENGERS!
>> Rigby: MORDECAI, TAG ME IN!
TAG ME IN! TAG ME! TAG ME!
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY, MAN.
I GOT THIS.
>> Mordecai: HM.
>> Rigby:
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!
AAAAH!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: MY RIBS MADE A
BREAKING SOUND!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
>> WELCOME TO PAIN TOWN,
POPULATION -- YOU!
>> Rigby: UGH!
>> Muscle Man: ISN'T SHE GREAT?
>> Rigby: AAAH!
>> GA-A-A-A-H!
>> Rigby: OHHHH!
OHHHHHHH!
MY -- MY EYES!
SHE TOUCHED MY EYES!
COULDN'T BLINK IN TIME!
MY EYES!
AAAH!
UGH!
>> LOOKS LIKE A MISS FOR OUR
ANGEL!
>> Rigby:
YA-A-A-A-A-H!
>> Mordecai: OOH!
>> HEY! GET OFF OF ME!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, RIGBY!
>> THE MUD ANGELS' UNDEFEATED
TITLE COULD BE IN JEOPARDY!
>> HEY, STARLA, YOU GOT
SOMETHING ON YOUR BACK!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
>> HERE! TAKE THIS!
>> Mordecai: GAH!
OHH!
>> FOLKS, THE CLOCK IS AT THE
HALFWAY MARK!
>> Rigby: HALFWAY?!
IT FEELS LIKE WE'VE BEEN HERE
FOR HOURS!
>> HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE MUD
PIES...
>> 'CAUSE WE'RE SERVING ALL YOU
CAN EAT!
>> All: OOH!
>> YOU TWO DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WASTING
YOUR TIME AND GIVE UP ALREADY.
>> LET'S FINISH THIS, PEG!
>> Pops: THEY ONLY HAVE A MINUTE
LEFT!
>> Both: AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> FOLKS, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
THE LEGENDARY SISTER TWISTER!
>> All: OHHHHH!
>> Rigby: ARE WE...WINNING?
>> Mordecai: DUDE...I DON'T
THINK SO.
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAH!
>> IT'S...BEAUTIFUL!
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAH!
>> COULD THE CHALLENGERS EVEN BE
STANDING AFTER SUCH A HIT?!
UH, WELL, TECHNICALLY, THEY'RE
STILL STANDING!
THE CHALLENGERS, MORDECAI AND
RIGBY, WIN THE $200!
>> Muscle Man: I DID NOT SEE
THAT COMING.
>> Thomas: I THINK THERE'S SOME
MUD IN MY MOUTH.
>> WELL, I HOPE IT WAS GOOD FOR
YOU!
>> HMPH!
>> Rigby: DUDE...WE DID IT!
>> Both: OHHHHHH!
>> C.J.: ALL RIGHT!
WHO'S READY FOR SOME CAMPING?
>> Eileen: WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Mordecai: WE HAD TROUBLE WITH
THE TENT.
>> SIX.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX.
COYOTE FLATS.
I'D LIKE TO BUY A MINE.
>> Eileen: IN THE MINE, YOU
FIND...
GOLD!
>> YES!
>> Mordecai: AW!
>> FOOL'S GOLD!
>> AW! MAN!
>> OOOOOOH!
>> Eileen: THE SCIENTIFIC NAME
FOR FOOL'S GOLD IS "PYRITE."
>> Mordecai: MY TURN!
COME ON.
PAPA NEEDS A BRAND-NEW PICKAXE.
>> Benson: ARE YOU GONNA TAKE
CARE OF THIS MAIL?
IT'S BEEN STACKED UP BY THE DOOR
FOR WEEKS!
>> Rigby: WE GET MAIL?
DID YOU KNOW THIS?
>> Benson: GET IT OUTTA HERE!
DO IT OR YOU'RE FIRED!
EILEEN.
DODGEBALL GIRL.
>> Rigby: AW! YEAH!
MY ORDER FROM
TROPHY DISCOUNTERS!
>> Mordecai: "COUPLE CORRAL?"
>> WHAAAT?
>> Eileen: YOU'RE STILL
SUBSCRIBED TO THAT DATING SITE?
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU'RE NOT
SINGLE.
>> UH, YEAH.
I DELETED MY PROFILE.
>> Mordecai: HEY, I FORGOT, ALL
RIGHT?
OKAY, EVERYBODY WATCH.
>> DELETE PROFILE?
>> Mordecai: SEE, IT'S BEING
DELETED RIGHT...
>> ARE YOU SURE, PARDNER?
>> Mordecai: YES!
>> DID YA MEAN TO PRESS "NO"?
>> Mordecai: HOLD ON.
>> Eileen: SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU
TWO BEEN TOGETHER?
>> MM. WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT
FOR A MONTH NOW.
>> Rigby: HANGING OUT?
HANGING OUT?!
>> Eileen: SOUNDS PRET-TY
CASUAL, GUYS.
I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A
NICE, ROMANTIC DATE?
>> Mordecai: THIS IS A DATE.
>> Eileen: THIS IS GAME NIGHT,
MORDECAI.
I MEAN, A REAL DATE.
>> Both: A "REAL DATE?"
>> DOES THAT TIME WE HAD
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT CRAB AT
SEAFOOD SAL'S COUNT?
>> Both: NO.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> Mordecai: I'M GONNA MAKE A
RESERVATION AT A NICE
RESTAURANT!
>> I'M GONNA BUY A NEW OUTFIT!
>> Mordecai: SATURDAY AT 7:00?
>> SATURDAY AT 7:00!
>> Rigby: HELLO-O?
GAME NIGHT?!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, RIGBY, YOU
GOT A SECOND?
I WANNA SHOW YOU WHAT I BOUGHT
FOR C.J.
>> Rigby: OKAY. WHAT DO YA GOT?
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
>> Mordecai: IT'S A CHARM
BRACELET.
THERE'S A DIFFERENT CHARM FOR
ALL THE STUFF C.J. AND I DID THE
FIRST TIME WE MET.
THERE'S A LITTLE ROLLER SKATE,
AND A GRILLED CHEESE, AND AN
AIR-HOCKEY MALLET.
>> Rigby: WOW, MORDECAI!
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THE
PROS GET THEIR GIRLFRIENDS!
>> Mordecai: RIGHT?
I'M JUST NOT SURE HOW TO GIVE IT
TO HER, THOUGH.
>> Rigby: HERE'S AN IDEA:
HOW ABOUT IF YOU SAY YOU HAVE
SOMETHING FOR HER AND THEN
YOU GIVE IT TO HER!
CLASSIC GIFT-GIVING TECHNIQUE,
BRO.
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE!
I'VE GOTTA DO IT IN SOME WAY
THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL.
>> Benson: WHAT'S THIS?
>> Mordecai: IT LOOKS LIKE --
>> Benson: NO, NO.
I'LL TELL YOU.
IT'S THE STACK OF JUNK MAIL I
ASKED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF
YESTERDAY!
>> Mordecai: BUT WE THREW THAT
OUT!
>> Benson: REALLY?
YOU THREW THIS MAIL THAT I
FOUND NOT IN THE TRASH INTO THE
TRASH?
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
THIS IS NEW JUNK MAIL.
AND IT'S ALL FROM COUPLE CORRAL.
MAN, WHAT IS IT WITH THESE GUYS?
HEY, BENSON, DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEAS FOR A ROMANTIC WAY TO GIVE
A GIFT TO A GIRL?
>> Benson: WELL...
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
NICE TO HAVE A WAITER SERVE A
GIFT BOX IN PLACE OF DESSERT.
>> Rigby: LOOK AT YOU, BENSON!
HOW ARE YOU STILL SINGLE?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THAT IDEA'S
GENIUS!
>> Benson: I'M JUST SPITBALLIN'
HERE.
>> Mordecai: WELL, THANKS FOR
THE TIP, BENSON.
I'M GONNA GO CALL THE RESTAURANT
RIGHT NOW.
>> Eileen: SO, BIG DATE'S
TONIGHT, HUH?
>> YEAH.
>> Eileen: WHAT KIND OF PLACE
ARE WE TALKING?
IS THIS AN OYSTER-CRACKERS OR A
WARM-ROLLS ESTABLISHMENT?
>> I THINK THEY MIGHT CHARGE
EXTRA FOR BREAD.
>> Eileen: OOH! ROMANTIC!
SO, WHAT'S YOUR "HES?"
>> I'M JUST NOT SURE IT'S
GONNA BE ENOUGH.
THIS NIGHT HAS TO BE AMAZING,
YOU KNOW?
>> Both: HMM.
>> MAYBE I CAN GET A SPECIAL
DESSERT FOR MORDECAI.
>> Eileen: YEAH!
WHAT DOES HE LIKE?
>> WAFFLES, CHOCOLATE.
>> Eileen: THERE'S A NEW PASTRY
SHOP DOWNTOWN THAT SPECIALIZES
IN CHOCOLATE-COVERED WAFFLE
CAKES.
>> THAT'S PERFECT!
I'LL TAKE HIM THERE FOR DESSERT
TO SURPRISE HIM!
>> Eileen: YOU JUST GOTTA MAKE
SURE NOT TO FILL UP ON BREAD AT
DINNER.
>> COULD THIS GET ANY MORE
ROMANTIC?
>> Mordecai: OH! WELL, MAYBE...
>> YOU HAVE A CALL AT THE FRONT.
>> Mordecai: AHMM-HMM.
TO BE CONTINUED.
HELLO?
>> MATCHMAKER McINTYRE HERE,
C.E.O. OF COUPLE CORRAL.
THIS IS NOT A RECORDING.
>> Mordecai: UH, HI.
>> WE NOTICED EARLIER YOU
DELETED YOUR PROFILE.
SO SAD TO SEE YA GO!
WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR
BUSINESS, SO I'M BEGGIN' YA TO
REJOIN.
>> Mordecai: HELLO? HELLO?
>> IF YOU COME BACK TO US TODAY,
YOU'LL GET FREE ROMANTIC
COUPONS.
TO REJOIN, SAY "YEE-HAW!"
TO CANCEL, SAY "ADIOS!"
>> Mordecai: ADIOS! ADIOS!
AAH!
>> TOLD YA I WASN'T A RECORDING!
WHAT DO YA MEAN "ADIOS,"
PARDNER?
>> Mordecai: UH, I DON'T NEED
COUPLE CORRAL ANYMORE.
I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW, SO...
>> HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKIN'.
BREAK UP WITH C.J.!
>> Mordecai: EXCUSE ME?
>> BREAK UP WITH HER AND REJOIN
MY SITE!
COUPLE CORRAL CAN HELP YOU FIND
SOMEBODY BETTER!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I'M HAPPY
WITH C.J.
>> WILL YOU BE, THOUGH, AFTER WE
DREDGE THROUGH HER PROFILE?
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE DIG UP
HERE.
>> Mordecai: ISN'T KEEPING HER
INFORMATION, LIKE, REALLY
ILLEGAL?
>> YOU'D THINK.
WHOA!
HOW DO YOU EXPECT HER TO BE
COMMITTED TO YOU WHEN THIS GIRL
CAN'T EVEN COMMIT TO A
HAIRSTYLE?
>> Mordecai: SO?
I LIKE C.J.
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
>> HI. L'WAFFLERIE?
I JUST WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE
IF THE WAFFLE CAKE I ORDERED IS
READY.
>> Mordecai: UNBELIEVABLE!
C.J., WHEN YOU DELETED YOUR
COUPLE CORRAL PROFILE, DID ITS
C.E.O. COME TO YOU IN PERSON AND
TELL YOU TO BREAK UP WITH ME?
>> NO.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
LET'S JUST ENJOY DINNER.
MAN, THAT STEAK WAS OFF THE
HOOK!
>> YEAH!
THIS WAS SO GOOD!
>> Mordecai: READY FOR DESSERT?
GARçON!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S SKIP DESSERT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> UH...I...
GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM.
'SCUSE ME.
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> HEY, MORDECAI!
WANNA MEET A GIRL THAT DOESN'T
HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?
CALL ME!
>> Mordecai: HEY, I'LL CATCH UP.
GOTTA TIE MY SHOE REAL QUICK.
>> I CAN WAIT.
>> Mordecai: NO!
UH, IT'S BETTER IF I HAVE
PRIVACY.
>> UH...OKAY.
>> Rigby: TALK TO RIG.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THE DESSERT
PLAN FAILED!
>> Rigby: WHAAAT?
>> Mordecai: I NEED YOU TO PICK
UP THE BRACELET AT THE
RESTAURANT AND BRING IT TO THE
KOFFEE KIOSK IN THE SQUARE.
>> Rigby: I'M ON IT.
>> Mordecai: SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I JUST WANTED TO TRY OUT THIS
NEW KNOT.
>> OKAY.
>> Mordecai: DO YOU MIND,
ACTUALLY, IF WE CUT OVER TO
MAIN STREET?
>> WELL...I-IT'S JUST...
I WAS KIND OF HOPING WE COULD
STAY ON THIS BLOCK.
>> Mordecai: REALLY?
BUT MAIN STREET'S SO MUCH MORE
ROMANTIC.
>> UM, HELLO?
DRY-CLEANERS, NOTARY PUBLICS AS
FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.
THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT!
>> Mordecai:
RACE YOU TO THE SQUARE!
>> HUH? NO!
>> Eileen: HEY, WHAT'S UP?
>> WAFFLE PLAN'S BEEN JACKED!
I NEED BACKUP!
>> Eileen: COPY THAT!
WHAT DO I DO?
>> I NEED YOU TO PICK UP THE
WAFFLE CAKE AND MEET ME BY THE
BIG FOUNTAIN IN TOWN SQUARE.
>> Eileen: I'M ON IT!
>> Mordecai:
>> YOU'RE PRETTY FAST, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: HUH?
>> NOT FAST ENOUGH!
WHOO-HOO! I WIN!
>> Mordecai: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
YOU EXERCISE.
LET ME JUST GET A CUP OF COFFEE.
THEN I BET I CAN OUTRUN YOU.
>> FACE IT, DUDE. YOU LOST.
COME ON, LET'S GO MAKE A WISH IN
THE FOUNTAIN.
YOU CAN WISH TO BE FASTER AT
RUNNING.
>> Rigby: DUDE!
>> Mordecai: OKAY, HERE I GO.
I WISH...
FOR A CUTE GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKES
ME BACK.
>> DUMP CLOUDY J!
>> IS HE WATCHING US?
>> Mordecai: LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE.
>> Rigby:
UGH! COME ON, DUDE!
STICK TO THE PLAN!
>> Eileen: RIGBY?
>> Rigby: EILEEN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT BY
YOURSELF?
>> Eileen: I'M DOING A FAVOR FOR
C.J.
DID YOU...BUY JEWELRY?
>> Rigby: UGH, NO!
I'M DOING A FAVOR FOR MORDECAI.
>> Eileen: WAIT...
>> Mordecai: I THINK WE'RE SAFE.
YOU WANT A COFFEE?
>> I'M GOOD. YOU?
>> Mordecai: NAH.
>> UH, I'M GONNA USE THE
BATHROOM.
>> Mordecai: I THINK I LEFT
SOMETHING AT THE FOUNTAIN.
RIGBY!
>> EILEEN!
>> Both: NEW PLAN.
>> Rigby: COME TO THE PIER BY
THE WATERFRONT.
>> Eileen: YOU CAN GET YOUR
PRESENT THERE.
>> Both: OVER AND OUT.
>> Both: LET'S GO TO THE
WATERFRONT!
>> Mordecai: WELL, HERE WE ARE
AT THE WATERFRONT.
>> YUP. ALL SORTS OF SURPRISING
ROMANTIC STUFF HAPPENS HERE.
>> Both: WHOA!
FOR ME?
SO THAT'S WHY YOU WERE ACTING
ALL...
AND THAT'S WHY YOU MADE ALL
THOSE --
>> Mordecai: EXCUSES.
>> TYIN' YOUR SHOE!
>> Mordecai: GOING TO THE
BATHROOM!
I WAS CALLING RIGBY!
>> I WAS CALLING EILEEN!
>> Mordecai: I'M SORRY THIS
WASN'T MORE ROMANTIC.
>> THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC
DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON.
>> Mordecai: REALLY?
SOMETHING HIT THE PIER!
>> LAST CHANCE, MORDECAI!
BREAK UP WITH HER!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT'S YOUR
DEAL?
AREN'T WE THE POINT OF YOUR
SITE?
SHOULDN'T YOU WANT US TO STAY
TOGETHER?
WHOEVER HERE KNOWS HOW TO RUN A
WEBSITE, RAISE THEIR HAND.
HAPPY COUPLES DON'T USE
COUPLE CORRAL!
LONELY PEOPLE DO.
LONELY PEOPLE LEAD TO
SUBSCRIBERS.
SUBSCRIBERS LEAD TO MORE CLICKS.
MORE CLICKS SOMEHOW LEAD TO
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS LEAD TO
SWEET CORPORATE-BRANDED STUFF!
SEE!
MY SITE'S TOO GOOD.
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT.
HAPPY COUPLES HAVE BEEN LEAVING
IN DROVES!
I'M BANKRUPT.
>> DUDE, JUST SELL YOUR STUFF!
>> NO!
MY CROOKED LAWYER TOLD ME THIS
IS THE ONLY WAY!
BREAK UP WITH HER!
>> Mordecai: NO WAY!
WE'RE REALLY INTO EACH OTHER.
>> IF YOU WON'T BREAK UP WITH
HER, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE
COUPLE CORRAL "BREAKUPULATOR!"
>> Mordecai: LOOK OUT!
>> MORDECAI!
>> WELL, DARN.
THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT LIKE I
WANTED IT TO.
C.J.? REJOIN MY SITE?
>> UH-OH.
>> NOOOOOO!
LEAVE...US...ALONE!
>> HUBRIS!
MORDECAI, MORDECAI, MORDECAI...
NO!
>> Mordecai: HM...HM-HM.
MORDECAI!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
>> Mordecai: I WOULD BE...IF NOT
FOR THIS GIFT BOX.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
>> Mordecai: THERE'S A DIFFERENT
CHARM FOR -- WHOA!
WELL, THERE USED TO BE DIFFERENT
CHARMS.
I GUESS THEY MUST HAVE ALL
GOTTEN WELDED INTO A HEART BY
THE BAZOOKA BLAST.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> Mordecai: I THOUGHT THAT YOU
WOULD.
>> I GUESS THE THING I HAD FOR
YOU MUST'VE EXPLODED.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S OKAY.
I GOT MY WISH.
>> WHAT, THAT YOU CAN RUN FASTER
THAN ME?
>> Mordecai: NO.
FOR A CUTE GIRLFRIEND THAT
LIKES --
>> Rigby:
IS THIS WAFFLES AND A CAKE AND
CHOCOLATE?
>> Eileen: YEAH.
>> Rigby: I LOVE IT.
>> Eileen: I THOUGHT THAT YOU
WOULD.