>> Thomas: HMM.
>> Muscle Man: HEY, THOMAS.
>> Thomas: HEY, MUSCLE MAN.
WHAT'S UP?
>> Muscle Man: MAKE YOURSELF
USEFUL BY TAKING MY CLOTHES TO
THE DRY CLEANER'S -- AND NO
STARCH THIS TIME.
IT WREAKS HAVOC ON MY
PEPPERONIS.
>> Thomas: OH. SORRY.
>> Muscle Man: DON'T BE SORRY.
BE AWARE.
>> Thomas: OKAY.
THANKS, MUSCLE MAN.
AW, MAN.
>> Skips: SO, YOU WANTED TO TALK
TO ME ABOUT THOMAS?
>> Benson: YEAH.
NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG --
THOMAS IS A GOOD KID.
BUT, MAN, I HAVE BEEN SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME ON THIS INTERNSHIP
PROGRAM.
>> Skips: OH, YEAH.
>> Benson: I THINK WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO LET THOMAS GO.
>> Skips: THAT'S A SHAME, BUT I
CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE COMING
FROM.
>> Benson: YEAH.
THE LAST THING THIS PARK NEEDS
IS ANOTHER WORKER STANDING
AROUND, DOING NOTHING ALL DAY.
THAT'S ALREADY MORDECAI AND
RIGBY'S JOB.
AM I RIGHT?
>> Skips:
I HEARD THAT.
>> Benson: WELL, I'D BETTER GO
FIND THOMAS TO GIVE HIM THE BAD
NEWS.
>> Thomas: MOM, BENSON SAYS HE'S
GONNA FIRE ME IF I CAN'T MAKE
MYSELF USEFUL.
WHAT SHOULD I --
OKAY, I'LL TRY.
HEY, BENSON!
HOW'S IT GOING?
>> Benson: NOT GREAT, ACTUALLY.
>> Thomas: I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT.
AS FOR ME, I WAS JUST GOING OVER
ALL THE DUTIES I FULFILLED AT
THE PARK TODAY.
>> Benson: WHICH DUTIES,
EXACTLY?
>> Thomas: WELL, FOR INSTANCE --
OH, I PUT SAWDUST ON THE BARF
AROUND THE PERIMETER OF THE
MERRY-GO-ROUND AND, UH, STUFF
LIKE THAT -- YOU KNOW, DUTIES.
YOU AGREE THAT STUFF'S
IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
YOU DON'T WANT BARF IN YOUR
PARK, DO YOU?
>> Benson: OF COURSE NOT.
I'M EXTREMELY ANTI-BARF.
STILL, THOMAS, I HAVE SOME --
>> Mordecai: BAD NEWS!
BENSON, COME IN!
>> Benson: THIS BETTER BE
IMPORTANT.
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: IT'S THE STATUE!
IT'S GONE!
>> Benson: WHAT?!
AAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE GENE DID IT
AGAIN!
>> Thomas: WAIT. WHO'S GENE?
>> Skips: GENE'S THE
PRANK-OBSESSED MANAGER FROM OUR
RIVAL PARK.
EVERY YEAR, HE AND HIS GOONS
STEAL THE STATUE OF
CURTIS MONTGOMERY, AND WE HAVE
TO GO RECOVER IT.
>> Thomas: WAIT.
WHO'S CURTIS MONTGOMERY?
>> Benson: HE'S THE PARK'S
FOUNDER.
>> Thomas: HUH.
SO, HOW CAN I HELP?
>> Benson: THOMAS, YOU'RE JUST
AN INTERN.
YOU'RE NOT NECESSARY FOR THIS
ONE.
BESIDES, WE ALREADY HAVE A
BACKUP PLAN.
SUIT UP, GUYS.
WE'RE GOING WITH
OPERATION ALIEN STRIKEFORCE.
>> Rigby: YES! I KNEW WE'D DO
ONE OF MINE EVENTUALLY.
>> Thomas: CAN I COME, AT LEAST?
>> Mordecai: WELL, WE ONLY HAVE
ENOUGH COSTUMES FOR THE SIX
OF US.
>> Rigby: PLUS THERE'S NO TIME
TO BRIEF YOU, AND THIS PLAN IS
AIRTIGHT.
YOU'D JUST BE DEAD WEIGHT.
>> Benson: JUST GO TAKE A SEAT
IN MY OFFICE AND WAIT FOR ME
THERE, OKAY?
I STILL NEED TO TALK TO YOU WHEN
WE GET BACK.
>> Thomas: I AM NECESSARY.
I JUST NEED TO FIND A WAY TO
PROVE IT.
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT,
MUSCLE MAN.
GO! GO!
>> Muscle Man: HELP! HELP!
I'M STUCK!
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
>> All: WE ARE ALIENS!
SURRENDER TO US NOW!
>> WAIT. ALIENS?
>> YOU BLOCKHEADS!
IT'S JUST BENSON AND HIS MEN IN
CHEAP COSTUMES.
THEY'RE TRESPASSING!
FIRE AT WILL!
>> IT'S A UFO!
>> OH, NO! MORE ALIENS!
>> Benson: WE NEED A BETTER PLAN
TO GET THE STATUE BACK.
>> Rigby: HOW 'BOUT WE GO IN
THERE DRESSED LIKE ZOMBIES?
>> Benson: NO. NO MORE COSTUMES.
>> Muscle Man: I SAY WE JUST
DEMO THEIR SUPPLY BUNKERS.
>> Benson: SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF
PEOPLE COULD GET HURT.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, THAT'S THE
POINT!
THEY SHOT US WITH TOMATOES!
>> Thomas: GUYS, I HAVE AN IDEA.
I COULD GO UNDERCOVER AS AN
INTERN AND GATHER INFORMATION.
WE'LL TAKE 'EM DOWN FROM THE
INSIDE!
>> Benson: UH, THOMAS, NO.
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS IN
FRONT OF EVERYONE, BUT
YOU'RE FI--
>> Thomas: WAIT!
I KNOW I'M NOT THE MOST
IMPORTANT WORKER AROUND HERE,
AND DURING MY INTERNSHIP HERE,
I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW EACH OF YOU,
AND I FINALLY FEEL LIKE YOU'VE
ACCEPTED ME.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THAT.
PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE
CHANCE TO SHOW THAT I CAN BE A
VALUABLE MEMBER TO THIS PARK.
PLUS, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOT THAT
FLARE THAT SAVED YOU.
>> Mordecai: WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT?
>> Thomas: MY MOM WORKS FOR AN
IN-FLIGHT MAGAZINE.
SHE GETS STUFF LIKE THIS FOR
FREE.
>> Muscle Man: UGH! YOU SEE,
THAT'S JUST IT, THOMAS.
YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A MAMA'S BOY
TO PULL THIS OFF.
UGH!
>> Thomas: STILL THINK I'M A
MAMA'S BOY?
>> Muscle Man: UNCLE! UNCLE!
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?
>> Muscle Man:
>> Thomas: ALL RIGHT.
THE WAY I SEE IT, IT'LL TAKE ME
30 DAYS TO INTEGRATE INTO THE
PARK.
I'LL INFILTRATE THE PARK FROM
THE AIR.
I'LL FORGE AN INTERN I.D. AND
CREATE A WHOLE NEW PERSONA.
MY NAME WILL BE NICHOLAS.
I SAID, "THAT'S NOT MY LANDLORD.
THAT'S MY LAMBLORD!"
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, KID.
>> Thomas: I'LL EMBED MYSELF
BEHIND ENEMY LINES AND PLAY THE
ROLE OF AN EAST PINES INTERN.
I'LL GAIN THE OTHER INTERNS'
TRUST BY GETTING THEM SNACKS AND
DOING ALL THEIR WORK FOR 'EM.
ONCE EVERYONE'S COMFORTABLE WITH
ME, I'LL BE FREE TO WANDER THE
PARK AND GET A LAY OF THE LAND
TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY HID THE
STATUE.
>> HOW YOU LIKING FIELD WORK?
>> Thomas: IT'S JUST FINE, SIR.
>> WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?
>> Thomas: GOOD ONE, SIR.
I WON'T LIE TO YOU.
THIS MISSION IS HIGHLY
DANGEROUS.
IF I'M FOUND OUT, THEY'LL ALMOST
CERTAINLY PRANK ME MERCILESSLY.
BUT FOR THE PARK, I THINK IT'S
WORTH IT.
I'LL KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON WHAT
THEY DO AND MEMORIZE THEIR
SCHEDULES SO I CAN PINPOINT THE
PERFECT NIGHT TO STEAL THE
STATUE.
AT THE END OF THE 30th NIGHT,
WATCH FOR MY SIGNAL.
>> Benson: HE PULLED IT OFF.
LET'S GO.
>> Rigby: LOOK! A NOTE!
"PUT THESE ON AND MEET ME BY THE
FRONT GATE OF GENE'S PARK, AND
HURRY!
THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME."
>> Thomas: LET'S GO GET US A
STATUE.
ALL RIGHT.
GENE AND HIS MEN ARE AT THE
PARK MANAGERS' FORMAL.
THAT SHOULD GIVE US ABOUT AN
HOUR TO RETRIEVE THE STATUE AND
GET OUT.
>> Benson: NOBODY INVITED ME TO
THE PARK MANAGERS' FORMAL.
>> Thomas: SHH. QUIET.
WE'RE HERE.
>> NICHOLAS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
INTERNS ARE LIGHTS OUT AT
9:00 P.M.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> Thomas: YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE BOSS HAD ME OUT RUNNING
ERRANDS.
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, HUH?
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
>> Thomas: YOU DO THE SAME,
BOSS.
>> Benson: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY DIDN'T INVITE ME TO THE
PARK MANAGERS' FORMAL.
>> Muscle Man: YOU NEED TO WORK
ON YOUR NETWORKING SKILLS, BRO.
>> Thomas: ALL RIGHT.
YOU THREE STAY HERE AND WAIT FOR
MY SIGNAL.
THE REST OF YOU, FOLLOW ME.
THE STATUE IS INSIDE THE SILO.
THE ONLY WAY IN IS THROUGH THE
TOP.
>> FULL HOUSE, BABY.
READ 'EM AND WEEP!
>> AW, COME ON, MAN!
I'M GONNA GO PRANK THE INTERNS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
>> RISE AND SHINE, LADIES!
HA HA HA! YEAH!
I JUST PRANKED YOU GUYS GOOD!
OH, NO.
>> I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, WILL YOU?
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME
TONIGHT!
>> SIR, IT'S NICHOLAS.
>> OH, MY --
>> Benson: WHOA, WHOA.
>> Muscle Man: I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
>> Thomas: WE'VE GOT TO HURRY.
HE'LL BE BACK ANY MINUTE.
>> YOU ALMOST HAD ME FOOLED,
NICHOLAS.
>> Benson: IT'S OUR STATUE,
GENE.
>> AS LONG AS IT'S IN MY PARK,
IT'S MY STATUE!
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CALL SOME
BACKUP TO HELP TEACH YOU THAT
LESSON!
>> Thomas: I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF
I WERE YOU.
>> NO INTERN TELLS ME WHAT TO
DO!
>> Thomas: I'M NOT YOUR INTERN.
I'M THE INTERN.
>> HMM. TOUCHING.
>> Thomas: COME ON! LET'S GO!
JUST GET IN THE TRUCK AND STAY
DOWN!
>> GET TO THE GOLF CARTS!
>> THERE'S NO GAS IN THESE
THINGS!
>> WHAT?!
>> Thomas: PLAY IT COOL,
MUSCLE MAN.
>> GIVE ME YOUR WALKIE-TALKIE!
JEFF, COME IN! JEFF!
THERE'S NO BATTERIES IN HERE!
>> THERE'S NO BATTERIES IN MINE,
EITHER, SIR.
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO USE THE
EMERGENCY PHONE.
>> NICHOLAS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT AGAIN?
AND WHO'S THIS?
>> Muscle Man: UH, I, UH...
>> Thomas: HE'S THE MAINTENANCE
GUY FROM THIS MORNING.
GENE JUST CALLED ME AND ASKED ME
TO GIVE HIM A LIFT HOME.
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, RIGHT?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH.
ALWAYS SOMETHING, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. I'M GONNA HAVE TO
VERIFY THIS WITH GENE, 'CAUSE
THIS IS THE FIRST I'M HEARING OF
THIS.
GENE, THIS IS JEFF.
COME IN. OVER.
>> Rigby: HE KNOWS!
>> THIS IS GENE CALLING ALL
PERSONNEL!
HELLO!
WAIT A MINUTE.
NICHOLA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S!
>> HELLO? GENE?
HUH. HE'S NOT ANSWERING.
>> Thomas: LOOK, THE GUY'S
TIRED.
HE'S BEEN WORKING ALL DAY.
JUST LET ME TAKE HIM BACK, AND
I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO GENE LATER.
>> NAH. THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY
GOING ON HERE.
I WANT BOTH OF YOU TO STEP OUT
OF THE VEHICLE RIGHT NOW.
>> Rigby: Forget the statue!
Let's get out of here!
>> WHAT WAS THAT?!
>> Thomas: WHAT WAS WHAT?
>> I HEARD SOMETHING.
>> Thomas: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
JUST LET ME CALL GENE ON MY
PHONE, AND HE'LL VERIFY THIS.
>> ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD, BUT
DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY.
>> Mordecai: What's he doing?
It's not gonna work.
>> Thomas: HEY, GENE, IT'S, UH,
NICHOLAS REQUESTING CLEARANCE
FOR THE MAINTENANCE GUY.
YEAH. HE'S BEING DIFFICULT.
HERE HE IS.
>> LET HIM THROUGH, YOU
BLOCKHEAD!
>> OH, I'M SORRY, SIR.
MY MISTAKE.
>> STOP! STOP!
DON'T LET THEM THROUGH!
>> Mordecai: IT'S GENE!
>> OH, NO!
>> NO!
NICHOLA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S!
>> Benson:
SIT TIGHT, CURTIS MONTGOMERY.
YOU'RE SAFE AT HOME.
I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, THOMAS.
>> Thomas: AH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
>> Rigby: HOW DID YOU DO THAT
WHEN GENE ANSWERED YOUR
PHONE CALL?
>> Thomas: OH, I HAD HIS VOICE
ALREADY RECORDED FROM EARLIER.
>> LET HIM THROUGH, YOU
BLOCKHEAD!
>> Skips: IMPRESSIVE.
>> Muscle Man: PRETTY COOL, BUT
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A MAMA'S BOY
TO ME.
>> Thomas: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I GOT TO GET THIS.
SEE YOU LATER.
HEY, MOM. GOOD NEWS.
THEY WANT ME TO STAY AT THE
PARK.
YEP. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>> Skips:
>> WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT
A BALL WITH A CHAIN?
TWO PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED!
ZING!
>> Skips: HEY, QUIPS IS GETTING
MARRIED.
AWW.
>> YOU GET THE INVITE, CUZ?
>> Skips: UH, YEAH.
>> GOOD!
I WAS SO EXCITED THAT I HAD IT
SENT OVERNIGHT AT GREAT EXPENSE.
>> Skips: WELL, UH,
CONGRATULATIONS!
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THE LUCKY
LADY.
>> AND SHE CAN'T WAIT TO MEET
THE BEST MA BUDDY!
>> Skips: BEST MAN?
BUT IN ALL HONESTY, SKIPS, I
DON'T HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, SO
I NEED YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN.
ANYWAY, WHAT'S A COMPOSER'S
FAVORITE KIND OF PARTY?
>> Skips: SO WHAT DO I GOT TO
DO?
>> YOU'VE GOT TO THROW ME A
"BACH"-ELOR PARTY!
I JUST CHANGED THAT JOKE UP ON
THE FLY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.
>> Skips: BACHELOR PARTY?
I'VE NEVER DONE ONE OF THOSE
BEFORE.
>> OH, YOU'LL DO GREAT.
I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST.
>> Skips: YEAH?
>> AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, I
WANT TO EAT WINGS ON A HILL WITH
MY BEST BUDS!
WELL, YOUR BEST BUDS.
CAN I BORROW YOUR BEST BUDS?
JUST TO REITERATE, I DON'T HAVE
ANY FRIENDS.
>> Skips: SURE. NO PROBLEM.
>> THANKS, BEST MAN.
OR SHOULD I SAY CHEST MAN!
BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA!
ZING-O-O-O-O-O!
HEY, CAN YOU SPOT ME FOR A CAB
HOME?
>> Mordecai: SACK LUNCH!
>> Rigby: SACK LUNCH!
>> Both: LUNCH, LUNCH, LUNCH,
LUNCH!
>> Skips: OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE CLOSED FOR A PRIVATE
PARTY?
>> WELL, EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.
WE'RE CLOSED FOR A PRIVATE PARTY
TODAY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET YOUR
WINGS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> Skips:
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SKIPS?
>> Rigby: YOU WANT SOME LICORICE
ROPE?
>> Skips: WING KINGDOM IS
CLOSED, AND I NEED TO GET WINGS
FOR A BACHELOR PARTY!
>> Muscle man: DID SOME--
DID SOMEBODY SAY BACHELOR PARTY?
>> Skips: I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST
THING ABOUT BACHELOR PARTIES.
>> Muscle man: YOU JUST GOT TO
DO A BUNCH OF CRAZY STUFF TO
CELEBRATE YOUR BRO'S LAST NIGHT
OF FREEDOM!
>> Skips: BUT ISN'T HE ALREADY
IN A LONG-TERM, MONOGAMOUS
RELATIONSHIP?
>> Rigby: MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP.
>> Mordecai: SO, WHO'S IT FOR?
>> Skips: MY COUSIN, QUIPS.
>> Rigby: WELL, IT'S STILL A
BACHELOR PARTY.
>> Muscle man: STILL A BACHELOR
PARTY.
>> Mordecai: IT'S STILL A
BACHELOR PARTY.
>> Rigby: AND THERE'LL BE WINGS.
>> Muscle man: AND THERE'LL BE
WINGS.
>> Mordecai: AND THERE'LL BE
WINGS.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
ALL YOU'VE GOT TO WORRY ABOUT IS
THE WINGS.
>> Skips: THANKS, GUYS.
>> WHAT ANIMAL IS LIKE AN INSECT
THAT SECRETLY GETS MARRIED?
AN ANT-ELOPE!
>> BOO!
>> DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!
>> THIS IS MY DAY JOB.
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU --
>> GET OFF THE STAGE, LOSER!
>> WHEW!
TOUGH CROWD.
REALLY...TOUGH CROWD.
WHAT THE --
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!
>> YOU DON'T TELL ANYBODY WHAT
YOU SAW.
>> PLEASE! SPARE MY LIFE!
TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT!
AWW?
>> OH, NO!
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!
>> Mordecai: WELCOME TO YOUR
BACHELOR PARTY, DUDE.
>> WOW! AM I IN A LIMO?
>> Skips: NO WINGS? AT ALL?
OH, WHY'D TODAY HAVE TO BE
NATIONAL WING DAY?
>> SKIPS, THIS IS A DREAM COME
TRUE.
THANKS FOR --
NO, WAIT.
I'M GONNA TELL THIS TO EVERYONE.
THANKS, EVERYBODY.
THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT.
NOW ENOUGH WITH THE
CONVERSATION.
LET'S START THE CELEBRATION!
ZING-O-O-O-O!
COME ON, GUYS -- "ZINGO" WITH
ME.
>> Mordecai: BACHELOR PARTY,
DUDE.
>> All: ZING-O-O-O-O!
ZING-O-O-O-O!
>> MAN, THIS BACHELOR PARTY'S
BEEN PERFECT!
SPEAKING ABOUT PERFECT BACHELOR
PARTIES, HOW'S THOSE WINGS
COMIN', SKIPS?
>> Skips: UH, YEAH. OF COURSE.
BUT, UH, BACHELOR PARTY RULES.
TIME FOR THE, UH...
BLINDFOLD...ACTIVITY.
JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES.
>> Skips: UH, MORDECAI AND
RIGBY, COULD I SEE YOU PRIVATELY
FOR A SECOND?
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S UP, SKIPS?
>> Rigby: HOW'S THE WING SEARCH?
>> Skips: I CALLED EVERY PLACE
IN TOWN.
THERE'S NO WINGS ANYWHERE!
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
>> Both: UH...
>> Mordecai: YOU GOT TO TRY
WING KINGDOM AGAIN.
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAYBE THE
PRIVATE PARTY'S OVER!
>> Skips: WORTH A SHOT.
UH, EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE A FEW
DOZEN WINGS.
>> WE'RE CLOSED FOR A PRIVATE
PARTY.
>> Skips: IT'S FOR MY COUSIN!
CAN'T YOU JUST SPARE A FEW?
>> SORRY, SIR.
THEY'RE ANIMALS IN THERE.
I CAN'T SPARE A SINGLE WING.
>> Skips: PLEASE!
I'M THE BEST MAN!
I CAN'T LET HIM DOWN!
>> PFFT! SOME BEST MAN.
CAN'T EVEN FIND A FEW WINGS.
>> Skips:
UH... UH...
>> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
>> Skips: HEY.
>> YOU GOT THOSE WINGS,
BEST MAN?
>> Skips: UH...YEP?
>> YOU KNOW, WINGS ON A HILL IS
A QUIPPENGER TRADITION.
>> Skips: IS...THAT...SO?
>> YOU BET.
MY DAD DID IT WITH HIS FRIENDS,
MY GRANDFATHER DID IT, AND NOW
ME WITH MY BROS AND MY BEST MAN
CARRYING ON THE TRADITION.
ALL THIS WING TALK IS MAKING ME
HUNGRY.
HOW LONG TILL WING TIME?
>> Skips: UH...IT'S COMIN'.
>> WELL, CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A
WHIFF TO TIDE ME OVER?
>> Skips: I DON'T THINK --
>> HUH. A LOT LIGHTER THAN I
THOUGHT IT'D BE.
>> Skips: UH...
>> HMM.
NOT MUCH OF A SCENT...
WHAT FLAVOR IS THIS?
>> Skips: UH...THE BEST ONE.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT BACK?
>> MAYBE IF I JUST TAKE A
PEEK...
>> Skips: WAIT!
>> IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?
>> Skips: UH, LISTEN --
>> 'CAUSE IF IT IS, YOU SHOULD
SAY "ZINGO," BECAUSE PEOPLE
MIGHT GET THE WRONG IDEA IF YOU
DON'T SAY "ZINGO" AFTER THE
HILARIOUS JOKE.
>> Skips: LET ME EXPLAIN --
>> HA HA! VERY FUNNY, SKIPS!
>> Rigby: COME ON.
TRY AND CALM DOWN.
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THE ONLY QUIPPENGER WHO DIDN'T
EAT WINGS ON A HILL WAS LEFT AT
THE ALTAR.
>> Skips: QUIPS, I'M SORRY.
I TRIED EVERYWHERE.
>> Muscle man:
NOT EVERYWHERE, BRO.
>> Mordecai: "WINGS FOR REAL
MEN"?
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE CAN READ.
>> Muscle man: THIS PLACE IS
REALLY OFF-THE-GRID.
REAL HUSH-HUSH.
THEY TAKE THEIR WINGS
SUPER-SERIOUSLY.
>> Skips: HELLO?
>> WELL, LOOKY HERE!
WE GOT SEVERAL FANCY CITY FOLK
FROM THE B-I-I-I-G CITY!
>> Skips: I NEED A BUCKET OF
WINGS TO GO.
>> YOU WALK IN HERE WITH YOUR
FANCY-PANTS RUNNING WATER, YOUR
ELECTRICITY, AND YOUR
SPECIAL-EDITION DVDs AND EXPECT
US TO GIVE YOU OUR BUCKETS?!
>> Skips: WHAT ABOUT THAT?
FREE WINGS FOR LIFE, HUH?
>> OH, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
HANDLE THOSE.
THEY'RE FOR REAL MEN.
>> Mordecai: WE'RE MEN!
>> Muscle man: NO WOMEN HERE.
>> Hi five: I HAVEN'T SEEN A
WOMAN ALL DAY.
>> NOBODY'S EVER SURVIVED THE
INFERNO CHALLENGE!
OUR WING SAUCE IS MADE FROM
MUTATED GHOST PEPPERS, HOT MAGMA
EXTRACT, AND BLACK-WIDOW VENOM.
>> Skips: I'LL DO IT.
>> BUT YOU DON'T GET THE BLEU
CHEESE!
>> YOU GOT TWO MINUTES TO EAT
THAT WHOLE BUCKET!
>> SKIPS, DON'T DO IT!
MAYBE BEING LEFT AT THE ALTAR
WON'T BE SO BAD.
>> Skips: I PROMISED YOU THOSE
WINGS, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET 'EM!
>> Skips:
WH-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> TICKTOCK, CITY BOY!
AIN'T THAT WHAT YOUR FANCY
WATCHES SAY?
>> Skips:
>> Mordecai: COME ON, SKIPS!
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!
JUST THREE MORE WINGS!
>> Skips:
HUH?
>> ZZNNGOH!
ZZNNGOH!
WE ARE THE ZINGOS!
THI-S-S-S-S IS THE INFERNO!
>> Skips: I -- I GOT TO...
FINISH THIS!
>> NEVER!
GRR!
>> Skips:
>> YOU'VE LET DOWN YOUR OWN
FAMILY!
>> Skips: HE'S GONNA GET THOSE
WINGS!
>> UNH!
>> AAAAH!
>> ZZNNGOH! ZZNNGOH!
ZZNNGOH!
>> Skips:
UNH!
>> ZNNGOH!
>> YOU FAILED HIM, SKIPS!
JUST LIKE YOU FAILED DESDEMONA!
>> Skips: NO!
HYAH!
>> ZING--
>> Skips: ZING-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> YOU DID IT!
>> Skips: NOW HAND OVER THE
WINGS!
>> DIDN'T YOU READ THE FINE
PRINT?
WE DON'T GOT TO GIVE YOU NO
NOTHIN', NO HOW!
SO WHY DON'T YOU PACK UP YOUR
BIG-CITY FRIENDS AND YOUR
BIG-CITY SHAVED CHEST AND
HIGHTAIL IT OUT OF --
>> Skips: RUN!
>> CURSE YOU, BIG-CITY SHAVED
CHEST!
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
>> THANKS, SKIPS.
THAT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY
LIFE.
>> Skips: EH, IT'S WHAT
BEST MEN DO.
>> MONICA!
>> HELLO, EVERYONE.
>> HOW WAS YOUR BACHELORETTE
PARTY, BABE?
>> WELL, WE RENTED OUT
WING KINGDOM, AND WE ATE WINGS
THERE ALL NIGHT.
I HAD A VERY GOOD TIME.
>> HA HA!
SEE?
THAT'S WHY SHE'S GONNA WEAR MY
"WEDDING WING"!
>> All: ZING-O-O-O-O-O!
HE IS SO FUNNY.