1 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,315 >> Thomas: HMM. 2 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:15,583 >> Muscle Man: HEY, THOMAS. 3 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,085 >> Thomas: HEY, MUSCLE MAN. 4 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:17,618 WHAT'S UP? 5 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,153 >> Muscle Man: MAKE YOURSELF 6 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,554 USEFUL BY TAKING MY CLOTHES TO 7 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,822 THE DRY CLEANER'S -- AND NO 8 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:22,790 STARCH THIS TIME. 9 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,092 IT WREAKS HAVOC ON MY 10 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:24,625 PEPPERONIS. 11 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,494 >> Thomas: OH. SORRY. 12 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,429 >> Muscle Man: DON'T BE SORRY. 13 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:29,230 BE AWARE. 14 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,398 >> Thomas: OKAY. 15 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,599 THANKS, MUSCLE MAN. 16 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:32,333 AW, MAN. 17 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,135 >> Skips: SO, YOU WANTED TO TALK 18 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,269 TO ME ABOUT THOMAS? 19 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,270 >> Benson: YEAH. 20 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,638 NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG -- 21 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:38,839 THOMAS IS A GOOD KID. 22 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,574 BUT, MAN, I HAVE BEEN SPENDING 23 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,343 SO MUCH TIME ON THIS INTERNSHIP 24 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:42,843 PROGRAM. 25 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,145 >> Skips: OH, YEAH. 26 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,679 >> Benson: I THINK WE'RE GONNA 27 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,115 HAVE TO LET THOMAS GO. 28 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:48,449 >> Skips: THAT'S A SHAME, BUT I 29 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:49,617 CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE COMING 30 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:50,151 FROM. 31 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:50,784 >> Benson: YEAH. 32 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,286 THE LAST THING THIS PARK NEEDS 33 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:53,454 IS ANOTHER WORKER STANDING 34 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,755 AROUND, DOING NOTHING ALL DAY. 35 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,124 THAT'S ALREADY MORDECAI AND 36 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:56,657 RIGBY'S JOB. 37 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:57,358 AM I RIGHT? 38 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:58,459 >> Skips: 39 00:00:58,459 --> 00:00:59,260 I HEARD THAT. 40 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,162 >> Benson: WELL, I'D BETTER GO 41 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,430 FIND THOMAS TO GIVE HIM THE BAD 42 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:02,696 NEWS. 43 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,432 >> Thomas: MOM, BENSON SAYS HE'S 44 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,833 GONNA FIRE ME IF I CAN'T MAKE 45 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:06,700 MYSELF USEFUL. 46 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,668 WHAT SHOULD I -- 47 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,602 OKAY, I'LL TRY. 48 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:10,471 HEY, BENSON! 49 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:11,439 HOW'S IT GOING? 50 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:12,640 >> Benson: NOT GREAT, ACTUALLY. 51 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,841 >> Thomas: I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT. 52 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,309 AS FOR ME, I WAS JUST GOING OVER 53 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,477 ALL THE DUTIES I FULFILLED AT 54 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,278 THE PARK TODAY. 55 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,279 >> Benson: WHICH DUTIES, 56 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:18,646 EXACTLY? 57 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,114 >> Thomas: WELL, FOR INSTANCE -- 58 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,282 OH, I PUT SAWDUST ON THE BARF 59 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,383 AROUND THE PERIMETER OF THE 60 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,785 MERRY-GO-ROUND AND, UH, STUFF 61 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,287 LIKE THAT -- YOU KNOW, DUTIES. 62 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,321 YOU AGREE THAT STUFF'S 63 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,289 IMPORTANT, RIGHT? 64 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,490 YOU DON'T WANT BARF IN YOUR 65 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:30,291 PARK, DO YOU? 66 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,792 >> Benson: OF COURSE NOT. 67 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,394 I'M EXTREMELY ANTI-BARF. 68 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:35,229 STILL, THOMAS, I HAVE SOME -- 69 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,164 >> Mordecai: BAD NEWS! 70 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:36,730 BENSON, COME IN! 71 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:37,798 >> Benson: THIS BETTER BE 72 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:38,366 IMPORTANT. 73 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:39,567 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 74 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:40,701 >> Mordecai: IT'S THE STATUE! 75 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:41,302 IT'S GONE! 76 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,270 >> Benson: WHAT?! 77 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,307 AAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE GENE DID IT 78 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:46,707 AGAIN! 79 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,476 >> Thomas: WAIT. WHO'S GENE? 80 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:49,710 >> Skips: GENE'S THE 81 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,645 PRANK-OBSESSED MANAGER FROM OUR 82 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,480 RIVAL PARK. 83 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,215 EVERY YEAR, HE AND HIS GOONS 84 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,416 STEAL THE STATUE OF 85 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,385 CURTIS MONTGOMERY, AND WE HAVE 86 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:58,586 TO GO RECOVER IT. 87 00:01:58,586 --> 00:01:59,420 >> Thomas: WAIT. 88 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,488 WHO'S CURTIS MONTGOMERY? 89 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:01,589 >> Benson: HE'S THE PARK'S 90 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:02,156 FOUNDER. 91 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:02,823 >> Thomas: HUH. 92 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:03,724 SO, HOW CAN I HELP? 93 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,193 >> Benson: THOMAS, YOU'RE JUST 94 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:05,659 AN INTERN. 95 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,927 YOU'RE NOT NECESSARY FOR THIS 96 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:07,395 ONE. 97 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:08,562 BESIDES, WE ALREADY HAVE A 98 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:09,330 BACKUP PLAN. 99 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:09,863 SUIT UP, GUYS. 100 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:10,731 WE'RE GOING WITH 101 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,933 OPERATION ALIEN STRIKEFORCE. 102 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,335 >> Rigby: YES! I KNEW WE'D DO 103 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,269 ONE OF MINE EVENTUALLY. 104 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,537 >> Thomas: CAN I COME, AT LEAST? 105 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:17,738 >> Mordecai: WELL, WE ONLY HAVE 106 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:18,839 ENOUGH COSTUMES FOR THE SIX 107 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:19,373 OF US. 108 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,541 >> Rigby: PLUS THERE'S NO TIME 109 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,742 TO BRIEF YOU, AND THIS PLAN IS 110 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,343 AIRTIGHT. 111 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:23,411 YOU'D JUST BE DEAD WEIGHT. 112 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:24,778 >> Benson: JUST GO TAKE A SEAT 113 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,280 IN MY OFFICE AND WAIT FOR ME 114 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:26,880 THERE, OKAY? 115 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,516 I STILL NEED TO TALK TO YOU WHEN 116 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:29,283 WE GET BACK. 117 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,718 >> Thomas: I AM NECESSARY. 118 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,420 I JUST NEED TO FIND A WAY TO 119 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,187 PROVE IT. 120 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,628 >> Benson: ALL RIGHT, 121 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:41,695 MUSCLE MAN. 122 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:45,233 GO! GO! 123 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,967 >> Muscle Man: HELP! HELP! 124 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:47,901 I'M STUCK! 125 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,803 >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! 126 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,373 >> All: WE ARE ALIENS! 127 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,242 SURRENDER TO US NOW! 128 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,709 >> WAIT. ALIENS? 129 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:56,877 >> YOU BLOCKHEADS! 130 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,879 IT'S JUST BENSON AND HIS MEN IN 131 00:02:58,879 --> 00:02:59,947 CHEAP COSTUMES. 132 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,449 THEY'RE TRESPASSING! 133 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:04,618 FIRE AT WILL! 134 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,387 >> IT'S A UFO! 135 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,756 >> OH, NO! MORE ALIENS! 136 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,227 >> Benson: WE NEED A BETTER PLAN 137 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:14,395 TO GET THE STATUE BACK. 138 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,729 >> Rigby: HOW 'BOUT WE GO IN 139 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,964 THERE DRESSED LIKE ZOMBIES? 140 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,632 >> Benson: NO. NO MORE COSTUMES. 141 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:19,900 >> Muscle Man: I SAY WE JUST 142 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,269 DEMO THEIR SUPPLY BUNKERS. 143 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,603 >> Benson: SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF 144 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:23,637 PEOPLE COULD GET HURT. 145 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:24,972 >> Muscle Man: YEAH, THAT'S THE 146 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:25,573 POINT! 147 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,740 THEY SHOT US WITH TOMATOES! 148 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,909 >> Thomas: GUYS, I HAVE AN IDEA. 149 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,411 I COULD GO UNDERCOVER AS AN 150 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,845 INTERN AND GATHER INFORMATION. 151 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,414 WE'LL TAKE 'EM DOWN FROM THE 152 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:33,814 INSIDE! 153 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,484 >> Benson: UH, THOMAS, NO. 154 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:37,818 I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS IN 155 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:38,986 FRONT OF EVERYONE, BUT 156 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:39,753 YOU'RE FI-- 157 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:40,688 >> Thomas: WAIT! 158 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:41,855 I KNOW I'M NOT THE MOST 159 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,457 IMPORTANT WORKER AROUND HERE, 160 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,925 AND DURING MY INTERNSHIP HERE, 161 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,594 I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW EACH OF YOU, 162 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:47,995 AND I FINALLY FEEL LIKE YOU'VE 163 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:48,796 ACCEPTED ME. 164 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,431 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THAT. 165 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:51,965 PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE 166 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,767 CHANCE TO SHOW THAT I CAN BE A 167 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,503 VALUABLE MEMBER TO THIS PARK. 168 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,770 PLUS, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOT THAT 169 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:57,771 FLARE THAT SAVED YOU. 170 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:58,939 >> Mordecai: WHERE'D YOU GET 171 00:03:58,939 --> 00:03:59,440 THAT? 172 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,674 >> Thomas: MY MOM WORKS FOR AN 173 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,609 IN-FLIGHT MAGAZINE. 174 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:02,776 SHE GETS STUFF LIKE THIS FOR 175 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:03,277 FREE. 176 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,445 >> Muscle Man: UGH! YOU SEE, 177 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:05,479 THAT'S JUST IT, THOMAS. 178 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:06,780 YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A MAMA'S BOY 179 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,949 TO PULL THIS OFF. 180 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:09,883 UGH! 181 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,285 >> Thomas: STILL THINK I'M A 182 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:11,785 MAMA'S BOY? 183 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,488 >> Muscle Man: UNCLE! UNCLE! 184 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,289 >> Benson: ALL RIGHT. 185 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:15,823 WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 186 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:16,724 >> Muscle Man: 187 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:17,525 >> Thomas: ALL RIGHT. 188 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:18,559 THE WAY I SEE IT, IT'LL TAKE ME 189 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:19,560 30 DAYS TO INTEGRATE INTO THE 190 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,462 PARK. 191 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,831 I'LL INFILTRATE THE PARK FROM 192 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:27,801 THE AIR. 193 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,503 I'LL FORGE AN INTERN I.D. AND 194 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,904 CREATE A WHOLE NEW PERSONA. 195 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:33,507 MY NAME WILL BE NICHOLAS. 196 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,809 I SAID, "THAT'S NOT MY LANDLORD. 197 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,478 THAT'S MY LAMBLORD!" 198 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,049 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, KID. 199 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,351 >> Thomas: I'LL EMBED MYSELF 200 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:44,518 BEHIND ENEMY LINES AND PLAY THE 201 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:48,021 ROLE OF AN EAST PINES INTERN. 202 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,490 I'LL GAIN THE OTHER INTERNS' 203 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:50,891 TRUST BY GETTING THEM SNACKS AND 204 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:54,528 DOING ALL THEIR WORK FOR 'EM. 205 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,104 ONCE EVERYONE'S COMFORTABLE WITH 206 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,673 ME, I'LL BE FREE TO WANDER THE 207 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:06,940 PARK AND GET A LAY OF THE LAND 208 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,542 TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY HID THE 209 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:08,942 STATUE. 210 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,779 >> HOW YOU LIKING FIELD WORK? 211 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,714 >> Thomas: IT'S JUST FINE, SIR. 212 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,416 >> WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? 213 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,453 >> Thomas: GOOD ONE, SIR. 214 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,397 I WON'T LIE TO YOU. 215 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:30,531 THIS MISSION IS HIGHLY 216 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,064 DANGEROUS. 217 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,766 IF I'M FOUND OUT, THEY'LL ALMOST 218 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,402 CERTAINLY PRANK ME MERCILESSLY. 219 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,869 BUT FOR THE PARK, I THINK IT'S 220 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,805 WORTH IT. 221 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,039 I'LL KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON WHAT 222 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,107 THEY DO AND MEMORIZE THEIR 223 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,542 SCHEDULES SO I CAN PINPOINT THE 224 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,643 PERFECT NIGHT TO STEAL THE 225 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:45,078 STATUE. 226 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,647 AT THE END OF THE 30th NIGHT, 227 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,950 WATCH FOR MY SIGNAL. 228 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,919 >> Benson: HE PULLED IT OFF. 229 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:52,786 LET'S GO. 230 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:55,989 >> Rigby: LOOK! A NOTE! 231 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,625 "PUT THESE ON AND MEET ME BY THE 232 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,992 FRONT GATE OF GENE'S PARK, AND 233 00:05:58,992 --> 00:05:59,560 HURRY! 234 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,728 THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME." 235 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:03,897 >> Thomas: LET'S GO GET US A 236 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,799 STATUE. 237 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:06,434 ALL RIGHT. 238 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,568 GENE AND HIS MEN ARE AT THE 239 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,502 PARK MANAGERS' FORMAL. 240 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:09,637 THAT SHOULD GIVE US ABOUT AN 241 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:10,838 HOUR TO RETRIEVE THE STATUE AND 242 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:11,405 GET OUT. 243 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,073 >> Benson: NOBODY INVITED ME TO 244 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,742 THE PARK MANAGERS' FORMAL. 245 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,576 >> Thomas: SHH. QUIET. 246 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:19,747 WE'RE HERE. 247 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:20,848 >> NICHOLAS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 248 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:21,782 INTERNS ARE LIGHTS OUT AT 249 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:22,149 9:00 P.M. 250 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:22,816 YOU KNOW THAT. 251 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:23,951 >> Thomas: YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW, 252 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:24,952 THE BOSS HAD ME OUT RUNNING 253 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:25,486 ERRANDS. 254 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,487 IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, HUH? 255 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:27,921 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 256 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:28,656 YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 257 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:29,590 >> Thomas: YOU DO THE SAME, 258 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,692 BOSS. 259 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:32,960 >> Benson: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE 260 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,127 THEY DIDN'T INVITE ME TO THE 261 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,128 PARK MANAGERS' FORMAL. 262 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,597 >> Muscle Man: YOU NEED TO WORK 263 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:39,433 ON YOUR NETWORKING SKILLS, BRO. 264 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,200 >> Thomas: ALL RIGHT. 265 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,669 YOU THREE STAY HERE AND WAIT FOR 266 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:42,102 MY SIGNAL. 267 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,972 THE REST OF YOU, FOLLOW ME. 268 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,545 THE STATUE IS INSIDE THE SILO. 269 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,681 THE ONLY WAY IN IS THROUGH THE 270 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,216 TOP. 271 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,551 >> FULL HOUSE, BABY. 272 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:58,652 READ 'EM AND WEEP! 273 00:06:58,652 --> 00:06:59,787 >> AW, COME ON, MAN! 274 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,555 I'M GONNA GO PRANK THE INTERNS. 275 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:02,155 >> ALL RIGHT. 276 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,156 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. 277 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:08,662 >> RISE AND SHINE, LADIES! 278 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,131 HA HA HA! YEAH! 279 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:14,001 I JUST PRANKED YOU GUYS GOOD! 280 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,004 OH, NO. 281 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,811 >> I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. 282 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,813 JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, WILL YOU? 283 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,247 I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME 284 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:27,981 TONIGHT! 285 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,850 >> SIR, IT'S NICHOLAS. 286 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,252 >> OH, MY -- 287 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:34,822 >> Benson: WHOA, WHOA. 288 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:35,923 >> Muscle Man: I GOT IT. 289 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,225 I GOT IT. 290 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,693 >> Thomas: WE'VE GOT TO HURRY. 291 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:40,828 HE'LL BE BACK ANY MINUTE. 292 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,664 >> YOU ALMOST HAD ME FOOLED, 293 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:44,832 NICHOLAS. 294 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,601 >> Benson: IT'S OUR STATUE, 295 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,001 GENE. 296 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,737 >> AS LONG AS IT'S IN MY PARK, 297 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:50,738 IT'S MY STATUE! 298 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,239 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CALL SOME 299 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,007 BACKUP TO HELP TEACH YOU THAT 300 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:54,608 LESSON! 301 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,243 >> Thomas: I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF 302 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,077 I WERE YOU. 303 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,547 >> NO INTERN TELLS ME WHAT TO 304 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:00,013 DO! 305 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,550 >> Thomas: I'M NOT YOUR INTERN. 306 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:03,951 I'M THE INTERN. 307 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,853 >> HMM. TOUCHING. 308 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:08,956 >> Thomas: COME ON! LET'S GO! 309 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,192 JUST GET IN THE TRUCK AND STAY 310 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:15,228 DOWN! 311 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,600 >> GET TO THE GOLF CARTS! 312 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,036 >> THERE'S NO GAS IN THESE 313 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:23,637 THINGS! 314 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:24,104 >> WHAT?! 315 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,540 >> Thomas: PLAY IT COOL, 316 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,775 MUSCLE MAN. 317 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,242 >> GIVE ME YOUR WALKIE-TALKIE! 318 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,544 JEFF, COME IN! JEFF! 319 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:31,945 THERE'S NO BATTERIES IN HERE! 320 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,714 >> THERE'S NO BATTERIES IN MINE, 321 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,281 EITHER, SIR. 322 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,949 >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO USE THE 323 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,217 EMERGENCY PHONE. 324 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,954 >> NICHOLAS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 325 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:41,822 OUT AGAIN? 326 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:42,956 AND WHO'S THIS? 327 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,792 >> Muscle Man: UH, I, UH... 328 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:45,993 >> Thomas: HE'S THE MAINTENANCE 329 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:46,960 GUY FROM THIS MORNING. 330 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,161 GENE JUST CALLED ME AND ASKED ME 331 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,229 TO GIVE HIM A LIFT HOME. 332 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,330 IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, RIGHT? 333 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,231 >> Muscle Man: YEAH. 334 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,232 ALWAYS SOMETHING, RIGHT? 335 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,567 >> YEAH. I'M GONNA HAVE TO 336 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,835 VERIFY THIS WITH GENE, 'CAUSE 337 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,136 THIS IS THE FIRST I'M HEARING OF 338 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:56,670 THIS. 339 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:57,605 GENE, THIS IS JEFF. 340 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:58,171 COME IN. OVER. 341 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,673 >> Rigby: HE KNOWS! 342 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,842 >> THIS IS GENE CALLING ALL 343 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:02,910 PERSONNEL! 344 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,277 HELLO! 345 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,013 WAIT A MINUTE. 346 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:18,025 NICHOLA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S! 347 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:18,826 >> HELLO? GENE? 348 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:19,927 HUH. HE'S NOT ANSWERING. 349 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,028 >> Thomas: LOOK, THE GUY'S 350 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:21,361 TIRED. 351 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,763 HE'S BEEN WORKING ALL DAY. 352 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,964 JUST LET ME TAKE HIM BACK, AND 353 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,265 I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO GENE LATER. 354 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,934 >> NAH. THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY 355 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:27,835 GOING ON HERE. 356 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,302 I WANT BOTH OF YOU TO STEP OUT 357 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,804 OF THE VEHICLE RIGHT NOW. 358 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:31,872 >> Rigby: Forget the statue! 359 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:32,806 Let's get out of here! 360 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:33,340 >> WHAT WAS THAT?! 361 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,274 >> Thomas: WHAT WAS WHAT? 362 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,108 >> I HEARD SOMETHING. 363 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,043 >> Thomas: I DON'T KNOW WHAT 364 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:36,844 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 365 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:37,811 JUST LET ME CALL GENE ON MY 366 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,779 PHONE, AND HE'LL VERIFY THIS. 367 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,280 >> ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD, BUT 368 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,815 DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY. 369 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:42,850 >> Mordecai: What's he doing? 370 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:43,684 It's not gonna work. 371 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,790 >> Thomas: HEY, GENE, IT'S, UH, 372 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,224 NICHOLAS REQUESTING CLEARANCE 373 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,693 FOR THE MAINTENANCE GUY. 374 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,162 YEAH. HE'S BEING DIFFICULT. 375 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,029 HERE HE IS. 376 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,397 >> LET HIM THROUGH, YOU 377 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,231 BLOCKHEAD! 378 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,399 >> OH, I'M SORRY, SIR. 379 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,703 MY MISTAKE. 380 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,139 >> STOP! STOP! 381 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,742 DON'T LET THEM THROUGH! 382 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:09,409 >> Mordecai: IT'S GENE! 383 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,878 >> OH, NO! 384 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,351 >> NO! 385 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,993 NICHOLA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S! 386 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,330 >> Benson: 387 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,199 SIT TIGHT, CURTIS MONTGOMERY. 388 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,667 YOU'RE SAFE AT HOME. 389 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,868 I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, THOMAS. 390 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:35,936 >> Thomas: AH, DON'T WORRY 391 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:36,336 ABOUT IT. 392 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,437 >> Rigby: HOW DID YOU DO THAT 393 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,405 WHEN GENE ANSWERED YOUR 394 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,039 PHONE CALL? 395 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,207 >> Thomas: OH, I HAD HIS VOICE 396 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,374 ALREADY RECORDED FROM EARLIER. 397 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,843 >> LET HIM THROUGH, YOU 398 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:43,410 BLOCKHEAD! 399 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,778 >> Skips: IMPRESSIVE. 400 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,346 >> Muscle Man: PRETTY COOL, BUT 401 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,048 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A MAMA'S BOY 402 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:48,448 TO ME. 403 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,220 >> Thomas: ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 404 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,187 I GOT TO GET THIS. 405 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,022 SEE YOU LATER. 406 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,424 HEY, MOM. GOOD NEWS. 407 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,059 THEY WANT ME TO STAY AT THE 408 00:10:59,059 --> 00:10:59,426 PARK. 409 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:02,195 YEP. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 410 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:37,931 >> Skips: 411 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,466 >> WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT 412 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,068 A BALL WITH A CHAIN? 413 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,936 TWO PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED! 414 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:43,737 ZING! 415 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,438 >> Skips: HEY, QUIPS IS GETTING 416 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,439 MARRIED. 417 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,407 AWW. 418 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,413 >> YOU GET THE INVITE, CUZ? 419 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,447 >> Skips: UH, YEAH. 420 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:54,915 >> GOOD! 421 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,149 I WAS SO EXCITED THAT I HAD IT 422 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,684 SENT OVERNIGHT AT GREAT EXPENSE. 423 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:58,986 >> Skips: WELL, UH, 424 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,120 CONGRATULATIONS! 425 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,822 I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THE LUCKY 426 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:02,489 LADY. 427 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,091 >> AND SHE CAN'T WAIT TO MEET 428 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,459 THE BEST MA BUDDY! 429 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,928 >> Skips: BEST MAN? 430 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,530 BUT IN ALL HONESTY, SKIPS, I 431 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,765 DON'T HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, SO 432 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:12,966 I NEED YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN. 433 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,968 ANYWAY, WHAT'S A COMPOSER'S 434 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,536 FAVORITE KIND OF PARTY? 435 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:17,805 >> Skips: SO WHAT DO I GOT TO 436 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:18,471 DO? 437 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,606 >> YOU'VE GOT TO THROW ME A 438 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,708 "BACH"-ELOR PARTY! 439 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:22,976 I JUST CHANGED THAT JOKE UP ON 440 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,477 THE FLY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. 441 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,712 >> Skips: BACHELOR PARTY? 442 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,114 I'VE NEVER DONE ONE OF THOSE 443 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:27,680 BEFORE. 444 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,982 >> OH, YOU'LL DO GREAT. 445 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,617 I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST. 446 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,518 >> Skips: YEAH? 447 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,886 >> AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, I 448 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,621 WANT TO EAT WINGS ON A HILL WITH 449 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,556 MY BEST BUDS! 450 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,724 WELL, YOUR BEST BUDS. 451 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,159 CAN I BORROW YOUR BEST BUDS? 452 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,794 JUST TO REITERATE, I DON'T HAVE 453 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:41,628 ANY FRIENDS. 454 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:42,996 >> Skips: SURE. NO PROBLEM. 455 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,031 >> THANKS, BEST MAN. 456 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:47,500 OR SHOULD I SAY CHEST MAN! 457 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,735 BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA! 458 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,170 ZING-O-O-O-O-O! 459 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,171 HEY, CAN YOU SPOT ME FOR A CAB 460 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:51,839 HOME? 461 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,741 >> Mordecai: SACK LUNCH! 462 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,643 >> Rigby: SACK LUNCH! 463 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:58,979 >> Both: LUNCH, LUNCH, LUNCH, 464 00:12:58,979 --> 00:12:59,679 LUNCH! 465 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,081 >> Skips: OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN 466 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,549 YOU'RE CLOSED FOR A PRIVATE 467 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,016 PARTY? 468 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,151 >> WELL, EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. 469 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,652 WE'RE CLOSED FOR A PRIVATE PARTY 470 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,153 TODAY. 471 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,154 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET YOUR 472 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:07,921 WINGS SOMEWHERE ELSE. 473 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:08,922 >> Skips: 474 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:09,990 >> Mordecai: WHAT'S THE MATTER, 475 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:10,257 SKIPS? 476 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,491 >> Rigby: YOU WANT SOME LICORICE 477 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:11,825 ROPE? 478 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:12,759 >> Skips: WING KINGDOM IS 479 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:13,827 CLOSED, AND I NEED TO GET WINGS 480 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,028 FOR A BACHELOR PARTY! 481 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,529 >> Muscle man: DID SOME-- 482 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,832 DID SOMEBODY SAY BACHELOR PARTY? 483 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,500 >> Skips: I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST 484 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,169 THING ABOUT BACHELOR PARTIES. 485 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,670 >> Muscle man: YOU JUST GOT TO 486 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,905 DO A BUNCH OF CRAZY STUFF TO 487 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,239 CELEBRATE YOUR BRO'S LAST NIGHT 488 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,040 OF FREEDOM! 489 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,508 >> Skips: BUT ISN'T HE ALREADY 490 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,709 IN A LONG-TERM, MONOGAMOUS 491 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,044 RELATIONSHIP? 492 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,112 >> Rigby: MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP. 493 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,180 >> Mordecai: SO, WHO'S IT FOR? 494 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,515 >> Skips: MY COUSIN, QUIPS. 495 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,684 >> Rigby: WELL, IT'S STILL A 496 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,185 BACHELOR PARTY. 497 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,286 >> Muscle man: STILL A BACHELOR 498 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:39,953 PARTY. 499 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,021 >> Mordecai: IT'S STILL A 500 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:41,688 BACHELOR PARTY. 501 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,689 >> Rigby: AND THERE'LL BE WINGS. 502 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,690 >> Muscle man: AND THERE'LL BE 503 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:43,957 WINGS. 504 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:44,958 >> Mordecai: AND THERE'LL BE 505 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:45,558 WINGS. 506 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,626 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 507 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:47,760 ALL YOU'VE GOT TO WORRY ABOUT IS 508 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,295 THE WINGS. 509 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,863 >> Skips: THANKS, GUYS. 510 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,899 >> WHAT ANIMAL IS LIKE AN INSECT 511 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,867 THAT SECRETLY GETS MARRIED? 512 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,568 AN ANT-ELOPE! 513 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,569 >> BOO! 514 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,071 >> DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB! 515 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,739 >> THIS IS MY DAY JOB. 516 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,975 WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU -- 517 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,244 >> GET OFF THE STAGE, LOSER! 518 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,078 >> WHEW! 519 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,079 TOUGH CROWD. 520 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,747 REALLY...TOUGH CROWD. 521 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:08,215 WHAT THE -- 522 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,149 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?! 523 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,817 >> YOU DON'T TELL ANYBODY WHAT 524 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,320 YOU SAW. 525 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,555 >> PLEASE! SPARE MY LIFE! 526 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,758 TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT! 527 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:19,993 AWW? 528 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,597 >> OH, NO! 529 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,900 IT'S REALLY HAPPENING! 530 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,101 >> Mordecai: WELCOME TO YOUR 531 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,102 BACHELOR PARTY, DUDE. 532 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,770 >> WOW! AM I IN A LIMO? 533 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,339 >> Skips: NO WINGS? AT ALL? 534 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,941 OH, WHY'D TODAY HAVE TO BE 535 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,109 NATIONAL WING DAY? 536 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,111 >> SKIPS, THIS IS A DREAM COME 537 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:38,778 TRUE. 538 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:39,812 THANKS FOR -- 539 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,313 NO, WAIT. 540 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,015 I'M GONNA TELL THIS TO EVERYONE. 541 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,150 THANKS, EVERYBODY. 542 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,784 THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT. 543 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,186 NOW ENOUGH WITH THE 544 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,287 CONVERSATION. 545 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,322 LET'S START THE CELEBRATION! 546 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,758 ZING-O-O-O-O! 547 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:52,859 COME ON, GUYS -- "ZINGO" WITH 548 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:53,293 ME. 549 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,327 >> Mordecai: BACHELOR PARTY, 550 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:54,928 DUDE. 551 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,130 >> All: ZING-O-O-O-O! 552 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,125 ZING-O-O-O-O! 553 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,696 >> MAN, THIS BACHELOR PARTY'S 554 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,730 BEEN PERFECT! 555 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:31,965 SPEAKING ABOUT PERFECT BACHELOR 556 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,066 PARTIES, HOW'S THOSE WINGS 557 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:33,833 COMIN', SKIPS? 558 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,802 >> Skips: UH, YEAH. OF COURSE. 559 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,305 BUT, UH, BACHELOR PARTY RULES. 560 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,973 TIME FOR THE, UH... 561 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,142 BLINDFOLD...ACTIVITY. 562 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,978 JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES. 563 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,713 >> Skips: UH, MORDECAI AND 564 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,381 RIGBY, COULD I SEE YOU PRIVATELY 565 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,049 FOR A SECOND? 566 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,083 >> Mordecai: WHAT'S UP, SKIPS? 567 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,151 >> Rigby: HOW'S THE WING SEARCH? 568 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,652 >> Skips: I CALLED EVERY PLACE 569 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,253 IN TOWN. 570 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,754 THERE'S NO WINGS ANYWHERE! 571 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,822 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 572 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,823 >> Both: UH... 573 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:57,824 >> Mordecai: YOU GOT TO TRY 574 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:58,391 WING KINGDOM AGAIN. 575 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,392 >> Rigby: YEAH, MAYBE THE 576 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,193 PRIVATE PARTY'S OVER! 577 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,229 >> Skips: WORTH A SHOT. 578 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,997 UH, EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE A FEW 579 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,065 DOZEN WINGS. 580 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,666 >> WE'RE CLOSED FOR A PRIVATE 581 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,167 PARTY. 582 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,868 >> Skips: IT'S FOR MY COUSIN! 583 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,337 CAN'T YOU JUST SPARE A FEW? 584 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,338 >> SORRY, SIR. 585 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,839 THEY'RE ANIMALS IN THERE. 586 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,276 I CAN'T SPARE A SINGLE WING. 587 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,677 >> Skips: PLEASE! 588 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,179 I'M THE BEST MAN! 589 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,181 I CAN'T LET HIM DOWN! 590 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,449 >> PFFT! SOME BEST MAN. 591 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,184 CAN'T EVEN FIND A FEW WINGS. 592 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,053 >> Skips: 593 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,855 UH... UH... 594 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:29,889 >> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 595 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,391 >> Skips: HEY. 596 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,692 >> YOU GOT THOSE WINGS, 597 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,126 BEST MAN? 598 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,127 >> Skips: UH...YEP? 599 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,762 >> YOU KNOW, WINGS ON A HILL IS 600 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:36,896 A QUIPPENGER TRADITION. 601 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,865 >> Skips: IS...THAT...SO? 602 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:39,699 >> YOU BET. 603 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,368 MY DAD DID IT WITH HIS FRIENDS, 604 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,136 MY GRANDFATHER DID IT, AND NOW 605 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,971 ME WITH MY BROS AND MY BEST MAN 606 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,706 CARRYING ON THE TRADITION. 607 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,208 ALL THIS WING TALK IS MAKING ME 608 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:48,775 HUNGRY. 609 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,043 HOW LONG TILL WING TIME? 610 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,044 >> Skips: UH...IT'S COMIN'. 611 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,112 >> WELL, CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A 612 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,213 WHIFF TO TIDE ME OVER? 613 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,481 >> Skips: I DON'T THINK -- 614 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,982 >> HUH. A LOT LIGHTER THAN I 615 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:56,816 THOUGHT IT'D BE. 616 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,450 >> Skips: UH... 617 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,951 >> HMM. 618 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,453 NOT MUCH OF A SCENT... 619 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,754 WHAT FLAVOR IS THIS? 620 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,756 >> Skips: UH...THE BEST ONE. 621 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,158 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT BACK? 622 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,226 >> MAYBE IF I JUST TAKE A 623 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:06,893 PEEK... 624 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,895 >> Skips: WAIT! 625 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,063 >> IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? 626 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,064 >> Skips: UH, LISTEN -- 627 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,232 >> 'CAUSE IF IT IS, YOU SHOULD 628 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,333 SAY "ZINGO," BECAUSE PEOPLE 629 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,767 MIGHT GET THE WRONG IDEA IF YOU 630 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,902 DON'T SAY "ZINGO" AFTER THE 631 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:16,503 HILARIOUS JOKE. 632 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,071 >> Skips: LET ME EXPLAIN -- 633 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,272 >> HA HA! VERY FUNNY, SKIPS! 634 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,240 >> Rigby: COME ON. 635 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,108 TRY AND CALM DOWN. 636 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,242 >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 637 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,476 THE ONLY QUIPPENGER WHO DIDN'T 638 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,977 EAT WINGS ON A HILL WAS LEFT AT 639 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:25,445 THE ALTAR. 640 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,915 >> Skips: QUIPS, I'M SORRY. 641 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:29,982 I TRIED EVERYWHERE. 642 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,484 >> Muscle man: 643 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,254 NOT EVERYWHERE, BRO. 644 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,261 >> Mordecai: "WINGS FOR REAL 645 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,029 MEN"? 646 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,097 >> Rigby: YEAH, WE CAN READ. 647 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,432 >> Muscle man: THIS PLACE IS 648 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,933 REALLY OFF-THE-GRID. 649 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,034 REAL HUSH-HUSH. 650 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,369 THEY TAKE THEIR WINGS 651 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,438 SUPER-SERIOUSLY. 652 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,275 >> Skips: HELLO? 653 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,511 >> WELL, LOOKY HERE! 654 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,148 WE GOT SEVERAL FANCY CITY FOLK 655 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,350 FROM THE B-I-I-I-G CITY! 656 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,784 >> Skips: I NEED A BUCKET OF 657 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,552 WINGS TO GO. 658 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,954 >> YOU WALK IN HERE WITH YOUR 659 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,190 FANCY-PANTS RUNNING WATER, YOUR 660 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,958 ELECTRICITY, AND YOUR 661 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:15,027 SPECIAL-EDITION DVDs AND EXPECT 662 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,963 US TO GIVE YOU OUR BUCKETS?! 663 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,465 >> Skips: WHAT ABOUT THAT? 664 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,467 FREE WINGS FOR LIFE, HUH? 665 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,502 >> OH, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO 666 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,003 HANDLE THOSE. 667 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,305 THEY'RE FOR REAL MEN. 668 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,806 >> Mordecai: WE'RE MEN! 669 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,375 >> Muscle man: NO WOMEN HERE. 670 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,576 >> Hi five: I HAVEN'T SEEN A 671 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,377 WOMAN ALL DAY. 672 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,811 >> NOBODY'S EVER SURVIVED THE 673 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,146 INFERNO CHALLENGE! 674 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,215 OUR WING SAUCE IS MADE FROM 675 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:38,485 MUTATED GHOST PEPPERS, HOT MAGMA 676 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,854 EXTRACT, AND BLACK-WIDOW VENOM. 677 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:46,025 >> Skips: I'LL DO IT. 678 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,227 >> BUT YOU DON'T GET THE BLEU 679 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,895 CHEESE! 680 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,597 >> YOU GOT TWO MINUTES TO EAT 681 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,199 THAT WHOLE BUCKET! 682 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,170 >> SKIPS, DON'T DO IT! 683 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,371 MAYBE BEING LEFT AT THE ALTAR 684 00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,206 WON'T BE SO BAD. 685 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,407 >> Skips: I PROMISED YOU THOSE 686 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,410 WINGS, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET 'EM! 687 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,290 >> Skips: 688 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:28,601 WH-O-O-O-O-OA! 689 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,971 >> TICKTOCK, CITY BOY! 690 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,207 AIN'T THAT WHAT YOUR FANCY 691 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,208 WATCHES SAY? 692 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,209 >> Skips: 693 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,377 >> Mordecai: COME ON, SKIPS! 694 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,545 YOU'RE ALMOST THERE! 695 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,548 JUST THREE MORE WINGS! 696 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:46,286 >> Skips: 697 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,654 HUH? 698 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,222 >> ZZNNGOH! 699 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,557 ZZNNGOH! 700 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,091 ZZNNGOH! 701 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,426 ZZNNGOH! 702 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,994 ZZNNGOH! 703 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,329 ZZNNGOH! 704 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,299 WE ARE THE ZINGOS! 705 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:03,236 THI-S-S-S-S IS THE INFERNO! 706 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,238 >> Skips: I -- I GOT TO... 707 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,306 FINISH THIS! 708 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,241 >> NEVER! 709 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,352 GRR! 710 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,520 >> Skips: 711 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,290 >> YOU'VE LET DOWN YOUR OWN 712 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,691 FAMILY! 713 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,094 >> Skips: HE'S GONNA GET THOSE 714 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,095 WINGS! 715 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,997 >> UNH! 716 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:45,378 >> AAAAH! 717 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,180 >> ZZNNGOH! ZZNNGOH! 718 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,682 ZZNNGOH! 719 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,152 >> Skips: 720 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,187 UNH! 721 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:58,458 >> ZNNGOH! 722 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,661 >> YOU FAILED HIM, SKIPS! 723 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:06,065 JUST LIKE YOU FAILED DESDEMONA! 724 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,467 >> Skips: NO! 725 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,369 HYAH! 726 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,304 >> ZING-- 727 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:20,980 >> Skips: ZING-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! 728 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,185 >> YOU DID IT! 729 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,087 >> Skips: NOW HAND OVER THE 730 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,021 WINGS! 731 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,323 >> DIDN'T YOU READ THE FINE 732 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:30,757 PRINT? 733 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,693 WE DON'T GOT TO GIVE YOU NO 734 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,495 NOTHIN', NO HOW! 735 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,597 SO WHY DON'T YOU PACK UP YOUR 736 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,499 BIG-CITY FRIENDS AND YOUR 737 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,401 BIG-CITY SHAVED CHEST AND 738 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,669 HIGHTAIL IT OUT OF -- 739 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:43,703 >> Skips: RUN! 740 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,572 >> CURSE YOU, BIG-CITY SHAVED 741 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:46,506 CHEST! 742 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,542 YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! 743 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,510 >> THANKS, SKIPS. 744 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,544 THAT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY 745 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,211 LIFE. 746 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,381 >> Skips: EH, IT'S WHAT 747 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,682 BEST MEN DO. 748 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,783 >> MONICA! 749 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:57,684 >> HELLO, EVERYONE. 750 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,018 >> HOW WAS YOUR BACHELORETTE 751 00:21:59,018 --> 00:21:59,519 PARTY, BABE? 752 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,587 >> WELL, WE RENTED OUT 753 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,188 WING KINGDOM, AND WE ATE WINGS 754 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,189 THERE ALL NIGHT. 755 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,357 I HAD A VERY GOOD TIME. 756 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,692 >> HA HA! 757 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:06,759 SEE? 758 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,027 THAT'S WHY SHE'S GONNA WEAR MY 759 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,363 "WEDDING WING"! 760 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,365 >> All: ZING-O-O-O-O-O! 761 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,534 HE IS SO FUNNY.