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>> Benson: THIS IS IT, PEOPLE --

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THE BIG DAY.

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>> Hi Five: HUH?

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>> Skips: WHAT BIG DAY?

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>> Mordecai: WHAT IS HE TALKING

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ABOUT?

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>> Benson: POPS?

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>> Pops: TODAY'S MY DAD'S

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BIRTHDAY.

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>> Hi Five: OH, YEAH.

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I REMEMBER THAT.

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>> Benson: SERIOUSLY?

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DOES NO ONE READ THE E-MAILS I

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SEND OUT?

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>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT IT WAS JUST

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OFFERS AND STUFF.

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>> Benson: ANYWAY, EVERYBODY

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KNOWS THAT MR. MAELLARD LOVES

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SURPRISES, BUT THEY ALSO KNOW

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THAT HE'S IMPOSSIBLE TO

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SURPRISE.

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>> Pops: IT MUST BE FROM HIS

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TIME IN THE WAR.

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HE SAYS HE ALWAYS SLEPT WITH HIS

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EYES OPEN.

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>> Benson:

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THAT'S WHY I'VE COME UP WITH THE

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PERFECT PLAN.

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BAM! -- FAKE SURPRISE.

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SEE, IT'LL GO DOWN LIKE THIS.

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MAELLARD WILL SHOW UP LIKE...

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>> HIYA, BENSON.

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I'M HERE TO PICK UP POPS FOR MY

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BIRTHDAY DINNER.

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>> Benson: AND I'M GONNA BE

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ALL...

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WHAT? I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR

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BIRTHDAY.

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THAT'S WHEN I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE

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SNACK BAR, WHERE -- BAM! -- FAKE

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SURPRISE.

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HE'LL BE SO THROWN OFF BY IT, HE

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WON'T SUSPECT A THING WHEN I

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TAKE HIM TO THE REAL PARTY.

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>> WOW, BENSON.

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THAT WAS THE PERFECT SURPRISE.

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HERE'S $1 MILLION.

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>> Benson: GEE!

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THANKS, MR. MAELLARD.

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YOU KNOW, IT WAS NOTHING,

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REALLY.

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>> Skips:

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>> Benson: UH...SO, YEAH.

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THAT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT.

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>> Pops: OH, THAT PLAN SOUNDS

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WONDERFUL, BENSON!

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>> Benson: ALL RIGHT.

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TIME FOR YOUR ASSIGNMENTS.

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SKIPS, SET UP THE TABLE.

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MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVE GHOST, GO

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BUY BALLOONS.

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MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU'RE

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PICKING UP THE CAKE.

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>> Rigby: REALLY?!

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>> Benson: YEP.

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IT'S PREPAID AND EVERYTHING.

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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PICK IT

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UP.

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JUST GIVE THEM THE RECEIPT AND

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BRING THE CAKE BACK.

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THAT'S IT.

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>> Rigby: AW, YEAH!

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>> Both: * PICKIN' UP THE CAKE,

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PICKIN' UP THE CAKE, PICKIN' UP

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THE CAKE, GONNA DO IT GREAT *

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>> Benson: JUST PICK UP THE CAKE

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AND TRY NOT TO RUIN MY BIG DAY.

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>> Mordecai: I THOUGHT IT WAS

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MAELLARD'S DAY.

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>> Benson: JUST PICK UP THE

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CAKE!!

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>> Rigby: MAN, THIS PLACE IS

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PACKED!

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WHY DOES EVERYONE NEED A CAKE

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SO BAD?

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.

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THIS CAKE BENSON ORDERED IS

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CRAZY EXPENSIVE.

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>> Rigby: $130?!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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BENSON'S REALLY GOING ALL OUT.

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>> Rigby: HEY, MORDECAI, CHECK

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OUT THAT LINE.

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NOBODY'S IN IT.

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>> Mordecai: IT SAYS, "PREPAID,"

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SO, YEAH -- LET'S DO IT!

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>> I GOT MY CAKE.

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I GOT MY CAKE!

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>> Mordecai: EXCUSE ME.

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I'M HERE TO PICK UP A CAKE.

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>> OH. IF YOU HAVE A PREPAID

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RECEIPT, I CAN GET THAT FOR YOU.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE DO!

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>> OKAY. IT'LL BE JUST A MINUTE.

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>> EXCUSE ME!

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I WAS HERE BEFORE THEY WERE.

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>> SORRY, MA'AM, BUT PREPAID

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CUSTOMERS TAKE PRIORITY.

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>> HEY, YOU TWO!

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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I'M TALKING TO YOU BOZOS.

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YOU JUST CUT THE LINE!

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>> Mordecai: UH...

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>> GET BACK HERE AND TAKE A

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NUMBER LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!

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>> Mordecai: WE DIDN'T CUT IN

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LINE.

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THIS IS THE PREPAID LINE.

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>> OH-HO!

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THAT'S A FINE EXCUSE -- FOR A

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BUNCH OF LINE CUTTERS!

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE DIDN'T

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CUT, OKAY?!

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THIS IS A SEPARATE LINE FOR

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PEOPLE WITH PREPAID RECEIPTS.

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>> BUT --

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>> ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.

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>> Both: WHOA!

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>> ALSO, YOU GUYS GET OUR LAST

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FREE CAKE PASTRIES.

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>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

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I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN

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ANYBODY!

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>> I'M SORRY, MA'AM, BUT THE

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SIGN SAYS PREPAID CUSTOMERS GET

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TENDED TO FIRST, SO MAYBE YOU

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SHOULD LEARN HOW TO READ.

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>> All: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!

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>> Mordecai: HA HA! OKAY.

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THANKS FOR THE CAKE. BYE!

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HEY, I'D SAY THIS JOB WAS A

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PIECE OF CAKE.

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>> Rigby:

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AW, YEAH, IT WAS!

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>> Mordecai: HAND ME ONE OF THEM

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VICTORY PASTRIES.

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>> Rigby: UH...

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>> Mordecai: AW, MAN!

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DID YOU EAT BOTH OF THEM?

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>> Rigby: SORRY!

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THE SECOND ONE JUST FELL IN MY

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MOUTH!

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>> Mordecai: UGH!

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YOU'RE THE WORST.

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>> Rigby: WHAT THE...?

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LINE CUTTERS!

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LINE CUTTERS GONNA GET CUT!

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>> Rigby: AAAAAAAAAH!

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SHE'S GOT A CAKE CUTTER!

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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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>> Mordecai: TIME TO SHAKE THIS

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CAKE WITCH!

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>> Both: AAAAAAH!

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HUH?

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WAIT! WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!

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AAH! I WISH I COULD READ!

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>> OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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ROAD CAKE!

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>> ROAD CAKE!

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>> ROAD CAKE!

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>> HMM.

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TIME FOR THE MEETING WITH

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ACCOUNTING.

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IF WE'RE LATE, TOKYO WILL DROP

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THE DEAL!

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COME ON!

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>> WHOO!

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>> Mordecai: OH, BOY.

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>> Benson: HELLO, MR. MAELLARD.

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>> WHERE'S POPS?

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WE'RE GONNA BE LATE TO MY

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BIRTHDAY DINNER.

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>> Benson: BIRTHDAY?

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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?

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>> YES. AND I'M SURE YOU DON'T

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HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED.

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>> Benson:

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OF COURSE. HOW COULD I?

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I ONLY JUST NOW FOUND OUT ABOUT

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IT -- JUST NOW!

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I THINK POPS IS AT THE SNACK

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BAR.

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LET ME TAKE YOU THERE.

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>> MM-HMM.

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LET'S GO SEE "POPS AT THE SNACK

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BAR."

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>> Benson: RIGHT THIS WAY.

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I'M TAKING PAPA EAGLE OUT TO THE

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FIELD.

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WE'LL BE BACK AT THE NEST

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SHORTLY.

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DO YOU COPY?

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>> Skips: WHO'S THE EAGLE AGAIN?

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>> Benson:

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MAELLARD IS THE EAGLE.

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IT WAS IN THE E-MAIL!

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UGH!

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>> OKAY. SO, I GET THAT YOU

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DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A

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NEW CAKE, BUT YOU REALLY DON'T

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KNOW HOW TO MAKE ONE?

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ISN'T IT, LIKE, ONE OF YOUR FOOD

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GROUPS?

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>> Rigby: HEY, LESS JUDGY, MORE

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CAKEY!

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>> Mordecai: THERE'S NOT A LOT

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OF TIME.

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CAN YOU HELP US OR NOT?

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>> Eileen: DOES ANGEL FOOD CAKE

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COOL UPSIDE DOWN?

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>> Both: UHHH...

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>> Eileen: YES.

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THE ANSWER IS "YES."

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>> Rigby: YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!

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THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE

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CAKE BENSON BOUGHT!

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HE SHOULD BE PAYING US!

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>> Mordecai: COME ON.

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LET'S GET THIS OUTSIDE.

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>> Rigby: UH...

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>> Mordecai: UH...

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>> Rigby: EILEEN, WHAT DID YOU

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DO?!

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IT DOESN'T FIT OUT THE DOOR!

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>> Eileen: HEY, I CAN'T DO THE

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MATH IF I DON'T HAVE THE WHOLE

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EQUATION.

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>> Rigby: UGH!

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>> Benson: I'M TAKING PAPA EAGLE

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OUT TO THE FIELD.

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WE'LL BE BACK AT THE NEST

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SHORTLY.

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DO YOU COPY?

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>> Skips: WHO'S THE EAGLE AGAIN?

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>> Benson: MAELLARD'S THE EAGLE.

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IT'S IN THE E-MAIL!

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>> Skips: HE KNOWS I DON'T DO

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E-MAIL.

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>> Hi Five: WHERE ARE MORDECAI

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AND RIGBY?

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>> Pops: OH, THEY SHOULD HAVE

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BROUGHT THE CAKE BY NOW.

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>> Skips: UGH!

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LET'S GO FIND 'EM.

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>> Pops: OH, THERE YOU ARE!

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT'S THE

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HOLDUP, BROS?

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>> Rigby: IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!

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THE CAKE WON'T GO OUTSIDE!

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>> Skips: HOW'D IT GET INSIDE?

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>> Rigby: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE JUST NEED

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TO GET IT OUTSIDE BEFORE BENSON

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SHOWS UP WITH MR. MAELLARD.

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DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS?

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>> Mordecai: WAY TO GO, DUDES.

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YOU REALLY MESSED UP BIG.

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>> Hi Five: YEAH!

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BENSON'S GONNA BE REALLY BUMMED

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OUT.

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>> Both: UGH!

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>> Rigby: IF ONLY THERE WAS A

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WAY TO -- UGH!

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OUTSIDE CAKE!

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>> Pops: OOH, I MIGHT HAVE

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SOMETHING, THEN!

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AHA! HERE IT IS!

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>> Rigby: WHAT IS IT?

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>> Pops: IT'S MY

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HANDY HOME MATTER MOVER.

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I GOT IT IN THE 1950s.

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>> GATHER 'ROUND! GATHER 'ROUND!

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WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU WILL

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REVOLUTIONIZE HOW YOU MOVE

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THINGS!

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LET ME INTRODUCE THE

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HANDY HOME MATTER MOVER!

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>> Pops: OH, MY!

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>> DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?

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SAY THE MISSUS WANTS TO PUT A

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VASE OF FLOWERS ON THE

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DINING-ROOM TABLE, BUT SHE HAS

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HER HANDS FULL WITH THE KIDS.

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>> Pops: HMM?

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>> WELL, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS

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KEY IN THE COORDINATES, AIM, AND

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HIT THE SWITCH!

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>> Pops: I'LL TAKE IT!

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>> Mordecai: A TELEPORTER?!

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IT'S PERFECT!

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>> Both: HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!

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>> WELL, I DON'T SEE POPS OUT

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HERE.

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>> Benson: ARE YOU SURE?

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK BEHIND

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THE COUNTER.

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>> Thomas:

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SURPRISE!

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>> MY!

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THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

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>> Benson: RIGHT?

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AND YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT YOUR

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BIRTHDAY.

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>> WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY

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THOUGHTFUL OF YOU TO COME UP

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WITH THIS ONE SURPRISE FOR ME.

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>> Benson:

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IT'S NO TROUBLE.

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ONE SURPRISE IS THE LEAST

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I CAN DO.

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LET'S HEAD BACK TO THE HOUSE FOR

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POPS.

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>> YES. I'M SURE POPS IS VERY

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LONELY, WAITING ALL BY HIMSELF.

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>> Thomas: OH, OH, WAIT FOR ME!

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OOF!

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>> Hi Five: ARE YOU SURE THIS

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WILL WORK?

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>> Muscle Man: IT LOOKS REALLY

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OLD.

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>> Mordecai: OKAY.

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I THINK I GOT IT.

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>> Rigby: UH...

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>> Benson: PAPA EAGLE IS COMING

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TO THE ROOST.

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GET THE EGGS READY!

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>> Mordecai: COME ON! COME ON!

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>> Muscle Man: HURRY UP, BRO!

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>> Benson: I EXPECT THAT

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EVERYONE'S READY TO CRACK THE

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EGGS.

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SORRY FOR ALL THE WORK CALLS,

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BUT WE'VE GOT A REAL EAGLE

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PROBLEM AT THE MOMENT.

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BUT, ANYWAY, I'M SURE POPS IS

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SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE.

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>> I'M SURE HE IS.

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>> Benson: SURPRI--

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CAN YOU WAIT HERE?

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>> Thomas: WHOA!

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>> Skips: I THINK I ALMOST

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GOT IT.

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>> Benson: GAH!

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>> Thomas: OH, THERE YOU GUYS

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ARE.

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>> Benson: DID I NOT MAKE MYSELF

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PERFECTLY CLEAR?!

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PAPA EAGLE IS OUT THERE AND NO

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CAKE AND NO GUESTS!

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WHAT PART OF "SURPRISE PARTY" DO

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YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!

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>> Mordecai: IT'LL BE FINE!

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WE JUST HAD A FEW SETBACKS.

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THERE WAS THIS ANGRY WOMAN...

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>> Rigby: AND THESE

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SHAGGY-LOOKING BUSINESS GUYS...

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>> Mordecai: BUT C.J. AND EILEEN

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HELPED US MAKE THIS BETTER CAKE.

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IT'S JUST A LITTLE TOO BIG TO

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GET OUT THE DOOR.

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>> Rigby: BUT NOW WE GOT THIS

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TELEPORTER, SO --

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>> Benson: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

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I'VE HAD THIS WHOLE SURPRISE

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PARTY PLANNED OUT, AND NOW

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THERE'S NO SURPRISE!

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>> Rigby: BUT THE TELEPORTER --

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>> Benson: FORGET THE

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TELEPORTER!

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>> Mordecai: NO!

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WE CAN STILL SAVE THE PARTY!

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>> THIS IS HOW THEY THROW A

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BIRTHDAY PARTY?!

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THERE'S NO ONE HERE!

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THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT ME, AFTER

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ALL I'VE DONE FOR THEM?

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IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP.

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>> Both: SURPRISE!

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>> UH...

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UGH!

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>> Pops: PAPA IS SO SURPRISED,

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HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!

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>> THAT WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY

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SURPRISE OF MY LIFE!

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WHERE AM I?

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>> Pops: YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL.

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>> Mordecai: YOU'VE BEEN IN A

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COMA FOR THREE WEEKS.

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>> Benson: SIR, I CAN'T TELL YOU

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HOW SORRY I AM.

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I JUST --

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>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SORRY

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ABOUT?

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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A

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COMA.

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I AM IMPRESSED.

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YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT TO GET THE

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MAN THAT HAS EVERYTHING.

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THIS BIRTHDAY REALLY TAKES THE

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CAKE.

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>> Skips: SO, WHO'S UP FOR CARDS

413
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AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT?

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>> Muscle Man: CAN'T.

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ME AND FIVES ARE TAKING OUR

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LADIES TO SEE SOME MEXICAN

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WRESTLING.

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>> Hi Five: MUCHO ROMANTICO.

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>> Benson: AUDREY AND I ARE

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GOING TO A JAZZ CONCERT.

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>> Rigby: I GOT PLANS WITH

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EILEEN.

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>> Both: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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>> Rigby: FRIEND PLANS.

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SHE WANTS TO SHOW ME HER NEW

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ROCK POLISHER.

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>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE

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LIKES TO POLISH PEOPLE'S ROCKS?

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>> Skips: MORDECAI?

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>> Mordecai: AW, I WOULD, BUT

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C.J. AND I ARE GOING TO A

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LASER LIGHT SHOW TONIGHT.

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BUT YOU CAN TOTALLY COME

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WITH US.

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>> Skips: AH, NO. THAT'S OKAY.

436
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I GOT SOME OTHER GUYS COMING

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OVER.

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IN FACT, I BETTER GET GOING.

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UH, HAVE FUN, EVERYONE.

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>> All: ALL RIGHT. SEE YA.

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>> Skips:

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>> BABY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'D

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BE TODAY IF I HADN'T MET YOU.

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>> PROBABLY HOME ALONE WATCHING

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A ROMANTIC COMEDY IN THE DARK.

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>> Skips:

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>> Rigby: HOW WAS THE LASER

448
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:26,880
SHOW?

449
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,115
DID YOU PUT YOUR ARM AROUND

450
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:28,381
C.J.?

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>> Mordecai: DID YOU PUT YOUR

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ARM AROUND EILEEN'S ROCK

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POLISHER?

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>> Rigby: STOP TALKING!

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>> Mordecai: WAIT. SKIPS?

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>> Rigby: YOU OKAY, MAN?

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>> Skips: YEAH.

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NO!

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I'VE BEEN SKIPPING SOLO FOR TOO

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LONG NOW.

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I NEED TO START DATING AGAIN.

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>> Rigby: SKIPS, GETTIN' BACK IN

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THE SADDLE!

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>> Skips: I GUESS.

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IT'S BEEN SO LONG, I DON'T EVEN

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KNOW WHERE TO START.

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>> Rigby: AH, IT CAN'T BE

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THAT BAD.

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HOW LONG'S IT BEEN?

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>> Skips: 200 YEARS.

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>> Both: WHOA!

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>> Mordecai: WELL, BETTER NOW

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THAN NEVER.

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YOU JUST GOT TO GET OUT THERE.

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>> Rigby: WHAT YOU NEED ARE SOME

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WINGMEN.

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>> Skips: WINGMEN?

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>> Rigby: YOU KNOW -- YOUR

479
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CO-PILOTS, YOUR BROS, THE ONES

480
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,582
WHO GOT YOUR BACK WHILE YOU'RE

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LOOKING FOR LADIES.

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>> Skips:

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IT'S ME.

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I NEED SOME WINGMEN.

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>> I'VE BEEN WAITING 200 YEARS

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TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

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>> Skips: SO, UH, WHAT HAPPENS

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NOW?

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DO WE JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT

490
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TILL THEY COME TALK TO US?

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>> WAITING DOESN'T GET YOU THE

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LADIES, SKIPS.

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>> WATCH AND LEARN.

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>> EXCUSE ME, LADIES.

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PERHAPS YOU COULD SETTLE A BET.

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WHICH ONE OF US DO YOU THINK IS

497
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OLDER?

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>> I DON'T KNOW.

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>> NEITHER.

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WE'RE BOTH IMMORTAL.

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PLUS WE'RE MAGIC.

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>> WHOA!

503
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>> OOH. CHECK IT OUT.

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FLY HONEYS GIVING US EYE

505
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CONTACT.

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EXCUSE ME.

507
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ARE YOU A PARKING TICKET?

508
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'CAUSE YOU GOT "FINE" WRITTEN

509
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ALL OVER YOU.

510
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,572
>> WE ARE FINE.

511
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>> HEY, THAT'S A NICE OUTFIT YOU

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00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,542
HAVE ON THERE.

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00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,044
>> Skips: UH, YEAH.

514
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,378
UH, I LIKE IT A LOT.

515
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,314
>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT?

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>> Skips: OH, UH, IT LOOKS

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COMFORTABLE, LIKE, UH...

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LIKE MY FRIEND'S DIAPER.

519
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,056
>> MY DRESS LOOKS LIKE A

520
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:16,656
DIAPER?!

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HE JUST SAID I'M WEARING A

522
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DIAPER!

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00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,665
>> WE'LL TRY AGAIN NEXT WEEK,

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SKIPS.

525
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,168
WHO WANTS TO SEE A SUPERNOVA?

526
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,338
>> AND, BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT A

527
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,139
DIAPER!

528
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,007
THEY'RE ADULT DIAPERS!

529
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THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!

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>> Skips:

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>> Mordecai: HEY, SKIPS.

532
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>> Rigby: MEET ANY FINE FEMALES

533
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:41,514
TONIGHT?

534
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,016
>> Skips: I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT

535
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,184
FOR THE WHOLE CLUB SCENE.

536
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,352
>> Rigby: DUDE, NOBODY MEETS

537
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,519
ANYBODY AT CLUBS ANYMORE.

538
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,420
>> Mordecai: YEAH.

539
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,655
THERE'S AN OPTION FOR PEOPLE

540
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,190
LIKE YOU WHO MAKE TERRIBLE FIRST

541
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:50,690
IMPRESSIONS.

542
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,093
>> Both: THE INTERNET!

543
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,194
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.

544
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,528
WE GOT TO FILL IN YOUR PROFILE.

545
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,196
PROFESSION?

546
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,497
>> Skips: PARK GROUNDSKEEPER.

547
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,266
>> Mordecai: AH, AH, AH.

548
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,301
"ENVIRONMENTAL TECHNOLOGIST."

549
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,435
>> Rigby: HOBBIES?

550
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,204
>> Skips: I'M GOOD AT FIXING

551
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:04,637
STUFF.

552
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,439
>> Rigby: MECHANICAL WHIZ WHO

553
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,108
CAN FIX ANYTHING -- BUSTED

554
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,010
ENGINES, BROKEN HEARTS, WHATEVER

555
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:10,543
YOU GOT.

556
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,212
>> Mordecai: YOU'VE TRAVELED ALL

557
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,113
OVER THE WORLD.

558
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,547
GIRLS LIKE A GUY WHO'S CULTURED.

559
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,216
>> Rigby: FOUGHT MONSTERS WITH A

560
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,717
NINJA SWORD, ARM-WRESTLED DEATH,

561
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,386
AND, ALSO, YOU LOVE KITTENS, TO

562
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,520
SHOW YOUR SOFTER SIDE.

563
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,322
AND...DONE.

564
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,456
>> Skips: NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

565
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,624
>> Mordecai: SIT BACK AND LET

566
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,625
THE LADIES COME TO YOU.

567
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,626
>> Skips: HOW LONG'S IT

568
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,227
GONNA TAKE?

569
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,361
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.

570
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,229
IT COULD BE A WHILE.

571
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,530
>> Rigby: WHOA! LOOK AT THAT!

572
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,065
YOU'VE ALREADY GOT 85,000 VIEWS!

573
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,400
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU'RE ON THE

574
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,567
FRONT PAGE OF THE WEBSITE!

575
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,136
BASED ON YOUR TOP-RATED PROFILE,

576
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,370
YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED TO BE A

577
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,571
CONTESTANT ON THE HIT DATING

578
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,539
SHOW "IT'S A DATE!"

579
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,340
>> Skips: WHAT?

580
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,308
>> Mordecai: AW, MAN.

581
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,409
YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE NOW FOR

582
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:42,742
SURE!

583
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:43,643
>> Rigby: UP HIGH!

584
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,145
>> Skips: I CAN'T GO ON A DATING

585
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:45,412
SHOW.

586
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,513
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY.

587
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,747
>> Rigby: WOULD YOU RATHER BE

588
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,182
THE KIND OF GUY WHO SPENDS THE

589
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,250
NEXT 200 YEARS SHUFFLING

590
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:50,683
HIS CARDS?

591
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,552
>> Skips: EH --

592
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,376
>> Mordecai: LOOKIN' GOOD,

593
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:16,709
SKIPS.

594
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,710
>> Skips: I DON'T KNOW.

595
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,179
THESE PANTS ARE A LITTLE TIGHT.

596
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,447
>> Rigby: YOU WANT TO LOOK COOL,

597
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:20,780
RIGHT?

598
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,682
>> Skips: YES.

599
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,783
>> Mordecai: IT'S GETTING LATE.

600
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,118
WE GOT TO GET YOU PREPPED FOR

601
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,119
THE QUESTIONS ON THE SHOW

602
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:26,453
TONIGHT.

603
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,454
>> Skips: WHAT QUESTIONS?

604
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,555
>> Rigby: DUDE, THE LADIES ASK

605
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,689
YOU QUESTIONS, AND YOU IMPRESS

606
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,790
THEM WITH YOUR SLICK RESPONSES.

607
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,092
>> Mordecai: HERE. LET'S RUN

608
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,093
THROUGH A PRACTICE ROUND.

609
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,261
"IF YOU WERE TRAPPED ON A DESERT

610
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,428
ISLAND WITH JUST ONE THING, WHAT

611
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,096
WOULD IT BE?"

612
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,097
>> Rigby: BOOM! GO.

613
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,431
>> Skips: THAT'S EASY -- FRESH

614
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:38,798
WATER.

615
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,367
>> Rigby:

616
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:40,733
WRONG!

617
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,302
YOU GOT TO SAY SOMETHING COOL,

618
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,636
LIKE "ALL I NEED IS YOUR DEEP

619
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,072
BLUE EYES TO LOOK INTO."

620
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:45,572
CHEESE IT UP!

621
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:46,306
MAKE 'EM LAUGH.

622
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,074
IT'S NOT HARD.

623
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,141
>> Skips: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

624
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,409
>> Rigby: 'CAUSE I'VE SEEN EVERY

625
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,278
EPISODE OF "IT'S A DATE!"

626
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:51,611
WHAT?!

627
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,779
I'VE HAD A LOT OF SPARE TIME

628
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,147
SINCE MORDECAI STARTED DATING

629
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:54,414
C.J.

630
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,648
>> Skips: IF YOU'RE SO GOOD AT

631
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,749
THIS, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?

632
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,151
>> Rigby: I WOULD IF I COULD.

633
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:58,651
>> Skips: OH!

634
00:16:58,651 --> 00:16:59,786
SO, YOU ADMIT THAT YOU CAN'T.

635
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,154
>> Rigby: NO! IT'S JUST THAT I

636
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,255
DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT LOOK OR

637
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,423
WHATEVER, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO

638
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,557
DO WITH ME BEING COOL WITH MY

639
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:04,824
WORDS.

640
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,226
>> Skips: WELL, I'M NOT A WORD

641
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:06,659
GUY, OKAY?!

642
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,827
>> Mordecai: HM-HM-HM!

643
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,462
I GOT AN IDEA.

644
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,431
>> WELCOME TO "IT'S A DATE!"

645
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,566
LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST,

646
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,669
BOB KARPETT!

647
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,307
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

648
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,409
LET'S GIVE A BIG, WARM WELCOME

649
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,843
TO OUR BACHELORETTE,

650
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,278
SHEENA ALBRIGHT!

651
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,514
SHEENA IS A MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST

652
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,482
WHO LOVES TENNIS, ITALIAN

653
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,518
CUISINE, AND SLOTHS.

654
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,122
NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET OUR THREE

655
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,356
ELIGIBLE BACHELORS!

656
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,459
BACHELOR NUMBER 1 IS A HIP-HOP

657
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,293
ENTHUSIAST.

658
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,363
PLEASE WELCOME JIMMY JAMZZ!

659
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,364
>> YO, YO, YO!

660
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,865
WHAT'S PEEPIN', SHEENA?

661
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,634
>> YO!

662
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,536
>> BACHELOR NUMBER 2 RUNS HIS

663
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,171
OWN T-SHIRT BUSINESS.

664
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,872
SAY HELLO TO THE T-SHIRT MAN.

665
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,374
>> BUY MY T-SHIRTS!

666
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:54,874
>> HI!

667
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,210
>> AND BACHELOR NUMBER 3 IS A

668
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,345
VENTRILOQUIST.

669
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,712
SAY HELLO TO SKIPS AND HIS

670
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:00,780
DUMMY, LIL' RIGS!

671
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,714
>> Rigby: HEY!

672
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,283
WHAT'S SHAKIN', DOLLFACE?

673
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,817
HOLD ON TIGHT, STRAP YOURSELF

674
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,553
IN, 'CAUSE A DATE WITH ME WILL

675
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,720
MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN!

676
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,890
>> ALL RIGHT, SHEENA.

677
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,525
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FIRST

678
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,227
QUESTION FOR OUR BACHELORS.

679
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,895
>> "IF WE WENT OUT ON A DATE,

680
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,664
WHERE WOULD YOU TAKE ME?"

681
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,865
BACHELOR NUMBER 1.

682
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,833
>> GIRL, I'D TAKE YOU TO THE

683
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,902
HOPPINGEST DANCE CLUB IN TOWN,

684
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,305
'CAUSE JIMMY JAMZZ IS ALL ABOUT

685
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,240
BUSTIN' KILLER MOVES, GIRL!

686
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,577
OH, YEAH, DAWG!

687
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,678
>> OKAY.

688
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,580
BACHELOR NUMBER 2?

689
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,548
>> I WOULD TAKE YOU TO A

690
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,750
FINE-DINING ESTABLISHMENT AND

691
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,253
THEN SHOW YOU MY LATEST LINE OF

692
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,188
T-SHIRTS!

693
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,389
WHOO-HOO-HOO!

694
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,857
>> HMM. BACHELOR NUMBER 3?

695
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:45,892
>> Skips: UH...

696
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,427
GO OUT FOR A NICE MEAL?

697
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,861
>> Rigby: AND GO TO THE

698
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,730
PLANETARIUM, 'CAUSE YOU SURELY

699
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,599
BELONG WITH THE OTHER HEAVENLY

700
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,266
BODIES.

701
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,870
NEXT QUESTION -- "WHAT IS YOUR

702
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,506
BIGGEST DREAM IN LIFE?"

703
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,540
BACHELOR NUMBER 1.

704
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,274
>> PSHEW!

705
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,742
GIRL, I'M ALREADY LIVING MY

706
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,376
DREAM!

707
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,212
I'VE BEEN REGIONAL HIP-HOP DANCE

708
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,746
CHAMPION NINE TIMES IN A ROW,

709
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,414
PLAYER!

710
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,915
SHOUT-OUT TO MY FOUR-LEGGED

711
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,750
CREW!

712
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,385
>> BACHELOR NUMBER 2?

713
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,953
>> MY DREAM IS TO SELL MY

714
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,622
T-SHIRTS IN ALL STORES

715
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,724
NATIONWIDE -- THAT AND MOVE OUT

716
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,392
OF MY MAMA'S BASEMENT.

717
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,262
BACHELOR NUMBER 3?

718
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,696
>> Skips: UH, WELL, UH, SAVE UP

719
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,597
FOR RETIREMENT.

720
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,732
>> Rigby: GEEZ, GRAMPS!

721
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,799
YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET!

722
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,235
BUT JUDGING BY YOUR STAGE

723
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,636
PRESENCE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE!

724
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,970
HEY-OH!

725
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,806
BUT, SERIOUSLY, SHEENA, MY ONLY

726
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,408
DREAM IS TO MAKE EACH DAY WITH

727
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,643
YOU BETTER THAN THE LAST.

728
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,879
>> WHY, THANK YOU,

729
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,448
BACHELOR NUMBER 3.

730
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,315
>> OH, COME ON!

731
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,716
THAT'S THE WORST PICKUP LINE I

732
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,451
EVER HEARD!

733
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,718
>> Rigby: THE ONLY THING YOU

734
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:46,953
SHOULD PICK UP IS A PAIR OF

735
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,455
SCISSORS AND CUT OFF THAT LAME

736
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:48,821
MULLET!

737
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:51,824
>> Skips: RIGBY!

738
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:52,992
>> Rigby: HEY, THE AUDIENCE

739
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:53,593
LOVES ME.

740
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,794
WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR

741
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,662
THESE TWO DUMMIES.

742
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,763
>> YOU CALLING ME A DUMMY,

743
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,297
DUMMY?

744
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,665
>> Rigby: NO, BUT YOU KNOW WHO

745
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,966
IS CALLING YOU IS YOUR MOM.

746
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,601
SHE WANTS YOUR RENT CHECK, FOOL.

747
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,336
>> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIP,

748
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:03,670
SON!

749
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,338
PLAYTIME'S OVER!

750
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,746
>> UNH! YO!

751
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,649
I JUST "CEN-TORE" IT UP!

752
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,684
>> AAAAAH!

753
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,687
>> EAT T-SHIRT!

754
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,021
>> LET'S TEACH THIS PUNK SOME

755
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:22,655
MANNERS.

756
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,625
UGH!

757
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:33,366
>> Skips:

758
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,667
THAT'S ENOUGH!

759
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,768
>> Mordecai: LOOK OUT!

760
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,375
>> AAAAAAH!

761
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:47,480
>> Skips:

762
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,817
YOU OKAY?

763
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,353
LOOK, EVERYONE, I'M NOT A

764
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,721
VENTRILOQUIST.

765
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,358
AND THIS ISN'T A DUMMY.

766
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,861
THE TRUTH IS I'M JUST A SIMPLE

767
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,397
GUY WHO WORKS AT A PARK, A QUIET

768
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,499
GUY WHO WANTS TO MEET A NICE

769
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,835
GIRL -- SOMEONE I CAN SPEND TIME

770
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,737
WITH AND TALK TO AND, UH

771
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,473
DOESN'T MIND THAT I

772
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,075
LIKE TO GO COMMANDO.

773
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,746
ANYWAY, I'M SORRY I WASTED

774
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:23,350
EVERYBODY'S TIME.

775
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,084
>> WAIT!

776
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,520
I CHOOSE BACHELOR NUMBER 3!

777
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,688
>> Skips: HUH?

778
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,424
>> IT'S A DATE!

779
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,697
SHEENA AND SKIPS, YOU TWO WIN AN

780
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,532
ALL-EXPENSES-PAID TRIP TO

781
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,768
COSTA RICA!

782
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:43,436
>> Rigby: WHOO!

783
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,103
>> Mordecai: YE-AH!

784
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,679
>> Skips: KEEP THE CHANGE.

785
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,781
>> Both: SKIPS! SKIPS! SKIPS!

786
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,449
>> Rigby: HOW WAS COSTA RICA

787
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,517
WITH YOUR CHICA?!

788
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,785
>> Skips: WELL, UH...

789
00:21:58,785 --> 00:21:59,852
>> AAAAAH!

790
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,120
AAAAAH!

791
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,855
AAAAAH!

792
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:03,856
AAAH!

793
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,792
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

794
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,460
>> Skips: AH, SHE WAS TOO

795
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,628
HIGH-MAINTENANCE.

796
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BUT I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE.

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THANKS, GUYS.

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>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA!

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>> Mordecai: NICE. NICE.