>> Benson: GUYS.
GUYS!
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.
I KNOW THAT I'M THE ONE BEING
HONORED TOMORROW WITH A GOLD
WATCH FOR SHOWING UP TO WORK
1,000 CONSECUTIVE DAYS IN A ROW,
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW, IT'S
ACTUALLY ABOUT YOU GUYS.
SO THANK YOU.
>> Skips: THANKS, BENSON.
THAT MEANS A LOT.
>> Thomas: HOW DO YOU DO IT?
HOW DO YOU ALWAYS GET TO WORK ON
TIME?
>> Benson: THAT IS A GREAT
QUESTION, THOMAS.
DID EVERYBODY HEAR THAT?
THE GUY KNOWS HOW TO THINK.
I'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR IN LIFE BY
DOING ONE THING, AND THAT'S
PLAYING IT SAFE.
I SET THREE ALARM CLOCKS EVERY
NIGHT, INCLUDING THIS ONE.
AND THEN I LEAVE MY TOAST AND
COFFEE OUT THE NIGHT BEFORE SO
THAT IT'S READY FOR ME WHEN I
WAKE UP.
>> Muscle Man: YOU EAT STALE
TOAST?
>> Benson: YES.
AND I DON'T LIKE IT, NOT ONE
BIT.
BUT I KNOW THAT IT'LL ALL BE
WORTH IT THE MOMENT THAT
MR. MAELLARD HONORS ME WITH THAT
GOLD WATCH.
>> Hi Five: YOU MUST WANT THAT
WATCH PRETTY BAD, HUH?
>> Benson: OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW LONG I'VE WANTED THAT THING.
BUT TONIGHT I CAN FINALLY STAND
BEFORE YOU GUYS AND SAY, "I DID
IT!"
>> Muscle Man: HEY, MAN, I DON'T
MEAN TO BE A DEBBIE H. DOWNER
HERE, BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A
LITTLE BIT EARLY TO BE
CELEBRATING?
I MEAN, YOU STILL HAVE TO MAKE
IT ON TIME TOMORROW.
>> Benson: OH, COME ON,
MUSCLE MAN.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
BETWEEN NOW AND THEN?
>> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS --
THESE GUYS ARE CELEBRATING 1,000
OF SOMETHING, TOO.
>> 1,000 TEST MISSIONS.
>> Benson: YOU GUYS ARE TEST
PILOTS?
>> WE SURE ARE.
>> HEY.
I'M TANGO, AND THIS IS STACHE.
>> Benson: WAIT, YOU'RE NOT
STACHE?
>> NO, I'M TANGO.
HE'S STACHE.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US FOR
SOME WINGS, AND WE'LL CELEBRATE
OUR 1,000s TOGETHER.
>> Benson: MORE WINGS?
BENSON LIKEY, AND I'M BENSON.
>> Skips: I'M NOT SURE MORE
WINGS IS A GOOD IDEA, BENSON.
YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT YOURSELF
INTO A FOOD COMA AGAIN.
>> Pops: YES.
PERHAPS YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH
WINGING FOR ONE NIGHT.
>> Benson: LOOK, I CAN HANDLE
IT, GUYS.
IT'S JUST ONE ROUND.
>> Skips: IT'S JUST, UH...
WELL, SOMETIMES PEOPLE DO THINGS
THEY REGRET ON A BELLYFUL OF
WINGS.
>> Pops: THAT'S ALL WE'RE
SAYING.
>> Benson: DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
OW, MY HEAD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
GO WRONG BETWEEN NOW AND THEN?
>> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON, YOU'RE
NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
THESE GUYS ARE CELEBRATING 1,000
OF SOMETHING, TOO.
>> Benson:
MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
WHERE AM I?
AH, I ONLY HAVE THREE HOURS TO
GET BACK.
HOW AM I EVER --
WAIT, A ROAD.
I'M SAVED.
COME ON, COME ON.
PICK UP!
>> Pops: HELLO?
>> Benson: POPS, IT'S BENSON.
>> Pops: OH, BENSON, ARE YOU
OKAY?
>> Benson: I'M FINE, POPS.
LISTEN, COULD YOU PUT MORDECAI
AND RIGBY ON SO I CAN SCREAM AT
THEM FOR RUINING MY LIFE?
>> Pops: THEY'RE NOT WITH YOU?
OH, DEAR.
THEY DIDN'T COME HOME LAST
NIGHT.
WE'RE ALL WORRIED SICK.
>> Benson: WHAT THE HECK
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
>> Pops: I'M AFRAID I DON'T
KNOW.
>> Benson:
WELL, WHATEVER IT WAS LEFT ME
STRANDED OUT IN THE DESERT.
CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP?
>> Pops: OH, OF COURSE.
WHERE IN THE DESERT ARE YOU,
EXACTLY?
>> Benson: UH, HOLD ON.
LET ME SEE.
GREAT.
OH, A CAR.
HEY!
HEY, STOP!
>> Benson: CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT
ROAD THIS IS?
>> SURE.
HOW 'BOUT RIGHT AFTER YOU TELL
ME IF THIS HURTS OR NOT.
>> Pops: BENSON?
HELLO?
>> Benson: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU
ARRESTING ME FOR?
>> Mordecai: BENSON, YOU'RE ALL
RIGHT!
>> Benson: YOU!
>> HEH, KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.
>> Mordecai: AAAH!
>> Benson: WHAT DID YOU DO TO
ME?
>> Mordecai: DO YOU
NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING?
>> Benson: NO!
>> Mordecai: GET OFF OF ME AND
I'LL TELL YOU!
OH...OH...
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
>> Together: BENSON! BENSON!
BENSON!
>> Mordecai: THE WINGS JUST KEPT
COMING.
>> BOTH OF OUR ENGINES WERE ON
FIRE, BUT SOMEHOW WE MANAGED TO
CRASH-LAND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF A HOT-TUB PARTY.
>> Benson: I WISH I WAS COOL
LIKE YOU GUYS.
INSTEAD, I'M BEING HONORED
TOMORROW FOR PLAYING IT SAFE.
>> Rigby: OUCH.
>> YEAH. THAT'S ROUGH.
>> IF YOU WANT TO BE HONORED
TOMORROW WITH SOME GRADE-A GUTS,
YOU SHOULD DRIVE UP TO THE
CEREMONY IN THE MACH INFINITY.
>> YEAH.
IT'S THE SUPERSONIC CAR WE JUST
TEST-DROVE.
>> Benson: SERIOUSLY?
>> Mordecai: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
CAR ACTUALLY EXISTED.
>> Rigby: NOTHING CAN DRIVE THAT
FAST.
>> Benson:
>> YOU'D BE TAKING A BIG RISK.
BUT IN A COOL WAY.
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW, BENSON.
>> Mordecai: YOU MIGHT BE
RISKING MORE THAN JUST THAT GOLD
WATCH.
>> Benson: IT'S WORTH IT!
>> JUST MAKE SURE YOUR
LIFT-TO-DRAG RATIO STAYS LEVEL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO INTO A
HIGH-G MANEUVER.
>> Rigby: WHOOO!
HIGH-G MANEUVER!
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT.
HERE GOES.
AAH! AAAH! AAAAH!
STOP! STOP! STOP!
THAT'S CRAZY.
>> YEAH.
YOU LANDED ABOUT A MILE AWAY,
BUT THE CAR KEPT GOING AND ENDED
UP ON THE ROAD.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
WHEN WE WENT TO GO FIND YOU, THE
COP ARRESTED US FOR SPEEDING.
>> WE EVEN SHOWED HIM OUR
GOVERNMENT-CLEARANCE CARD, WHICH
ALLOWS US TO SPEED, BUT HE JUST
RIPPED IT UP.
>> Rigby: HE WAS LIKE, "NYAH!
NYAH!"
>> Benson:
I'LL GO TRY AND TALK TO THIS
GUY.
UH, HI, SIR?
UM...
I KIND OF HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE
BY 9:00, AND --
>> WELL, WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO
BE LATE, NOW, WOULD WE?
>> Benson: NO, WE WOULDN'T, SIR.
>> WELL, SON, THE SOONEST I CAN
OPEN THAT DOOR FOR YOU IS, UH,
9:01 A.M.
>> Mordecai: YOU DIDN'T EVEN
LOOK AT ANYTHING.
YOU JUST MADE THAT TIME UP TO BE
A JERK.
>> OPEN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN, PRETTY
BOY, AND YOU'RE GETTING THE
HOSE!
>> Pops: THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY.
>> Together: POPS!
>> Benson: HOW DID YOU FIND US?
>> Pops: OH, IT WAS QUITE
SIMPLE.
WHILE YOU WERE BEING ARRESTED, I
HAPPENED TO HEAR THE DISTINCTIVE
MATING CALL OF A CHUBBY-NECKED
CHICKEN VULTURE IN THE
BACKGROUND.
I TRIED TO USE YOUR COMPUTING
DEVICE TO LOOK UP ITS HABITAT ON
THE INTERNET, BUT I GOT SCARED.
SO I CALLED THOMAS OVER AND HE
FOUND IT WITHOUT ANY TROUBLE AT
ALL.
>> Benson: WOW, POPS, THAT'S
AMAZING.
>> Pops: NOW, OFFICER, PLEASE
ALLOW ME TO PAY YOU WHATEVER
FINES THEY'VE ACCRUED AND WE'LL
BE ON OUR MERRY WAY.
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE ME,
SON?
>> Pops: BRIBE?
>> Together: POPS!
>> Mordecai: YOU CAN'T ARREST
HIM FOR NO REASON!
>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU THINK YOU'RE
ABOVE THE LAW?
>> ON THIS QUARTER-MILE STRETCH
OF HIGHWAY, I AM THE LAW.
Y'ALL SIT TIGHT WHILE I FIND THE
BIGGER HOSE.
>> Benson:
WELL, YOU RUINED MY LIFE AGAIN.
>> Rigby: WHAT?
WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
>> Benson: I WOKE UP IN A
MILITARY JUMPSUIT, STRAPPED TO
AN EJECTOR SEAT.
OF COURSE YOU HAD SOMETHING TO
DO WITH THIS!
>> WHOA, BENSON.
>> NOBODY PUT THOSE WINGS INSIDE
YOU BUT YOU.
>> JUST BECAUSE WE PARTY LIKE
HANDSOME MANIACS DOESN'T MEAN
YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.
>> Benson:
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DECIDED TO TAKE RISKS, AND
THIS IS THE PRICE I PAY.
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING, BUT THIS
COP WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
>> MAYBE YOU CAN'T REASON YOUR
WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.
>> MAYBE THE SOLUTION IS...
>> Benson: ANOTHER RISK.
OKAY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
>> Pops:
>> WHAT IN TARNATION HAPPENED
HERE?!
>> Pops: OH, IT WAS TERRIBLE.
THEY GANGED UP ON ME AND BEAT ME
UP BEFORE THEY ESCAPED.
>> ESCAPED?
NOBODY ESCAPES FROM MY --
>> Pops: NOW!
>> WHAT?
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT WORKED!
>> Rigby: YEAH, I FIGURED POPS'
HEAD WOULD ONLY HIDE TWO OR
THREE OF US, TOPS.
>> Mordecai: HOW MUCH TIME UNTIL
THE CEREMONY?
>> Benson: LESS THAN AN HOUR.
>> Pops: WE CAN TAKE CARMENITA.
>> Benson: SHE'S TOO SLOW.
>> IT'S YOUR ONLY CHANCE,
BENSON.
>> HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THAT
WATCH?
>> Benson: MORE THAN ANYTHING.
>> PERFECT.
LET'S GO.
>> Benson: SEE YOU AT THE
CEREMONY!
>> WHAT?
>> Benson: AH, COME ON!
YES!
>> GET OUT OF THE CAR!
IT TOOK ME 30 YEARS TO GROW THIS
THING.
>> Benson: WHAT THE...?
>> WHERE YOU GOING, BOY?
NOOOOO!
>> Benson: AAAAH!
YES, I MADE IT.
HEY, HOW DID YOU GUYS GET HERE
BEFORE ME?
>> Pops: IT'S A MIRACLE!
>> Benson: WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT MIRACLE, BUT...
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST THREE
MONTHS?
>> Benson: WHAT?
>> WHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED IS
THAT YOU WENT SO FAST THAT YOU
ACTUALLY TRAVELED THREE MONTHS
INTO THE FUTURE.
>> Rigby: WE ALL THOUGHT YOU
WERE DEAD, MAN.
>> Benson: THEN IF THIS ISN'T MY
GOLD-WATCH CEREMONY, IT'S MY...
>> Skips: MEMORIAL SERVICE.
>> Benson: AND WHO ARE ALL OF
THESE GUYS?
>> Skips: THEY'RE APPLICANTS FOR
THE PARK MANAGER POSITION.
THEY'RE WAITING UNTIL AFTER THE
SERVICE TO BE INTERVIEWED.
>> Benson: MR. MAELLARD, ABOUT
THE GOLD WATCH...
>> UH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A STICKLER FOR
THE RULES.
>> Rigby: HEY, MAN, AT LEAST
YOU'RE NOT DEAD.
>> Benson: NO.
WITHOUT THAT WATCH, I AM DEAD.
>> Both: BENSON! STOP!
>> THE INFINITY'S REVERSE GEAR
COULD TEAR A HOLE IN SPACE-TIME!
>> Benson: I HAVE TO TAKE THAT
CHANCE!
>> NOW, THERE GOES A MAN WHO
TAKES RISKS.
>> Benson: COME ON.
I...I NEVER KNEW.
AAAAAAH!
IT'S WORKING!
AAAH!
AAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
>> Muscle Man: TOLD YOU HE'D
MAKE IT.
>> 9:00 A.M. ON THE DOT.
YOU DID IT, MY BOY.
>> Benson: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> Muscle Man: I BROUGHT US SOME
WINGS TO HELP US CELEBRATE.
>> Benson:
SORRY, MUSCLE MAN, NOT THIS
TIME.
>> COME ON, IT'S ONLY ONE WING.
>> Benson: WELL...
OH, MY HEAD.
WHERE...?
AW, COME ON!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
YOU READY?
>> Rigby: I WAS BORN READY.
NOW STOP TALKING AND HIT ME.
>> Mordecai:
WITH PRECISION.
>> Rigby: DUDE, THAT WAS, LIKE,
REALLY CLOSE THIS TIME.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I THINK I'M
GETTING THE HANG OF THE TENSION
AND -- OH, HEY, BENSON.
>> Benson: AAAAAH!
DID YOU PUT PIZZA ALL OVER THIS
HOUSE?
DON'T DENY IT.
I SAW YOU!
I SAW YOU PUT PIZZA ALL OVER
THIS HOUSE.
AND YOU -- YOU'RE JUST AS
GUILTY.
DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE YOU DO
THE WHOLE THING.
GUESS WHAT --
YOU -- WHAT?
YOU'RE CLEANING IT, TOO, DON'T
WORRY.
AAAH!
YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
AAH!
THIS IS A PRESSURE WASHER.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT?
YOU BETTER.
OTHERWISE, I'M GONNA FIRE YOU.
YOU'RE CLEANING EVERY LAST INCH
OF THIS HOUSE OR YOU'RE FIRED.
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
>> Mordecai:
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS OVER
WITH.
>> Rigby: COME ON, I WANT TO
USE THE WAND.
>> Rigby: NO WAY, DUDE.
IT'S A POWER WASHER.
YOU NEED TO HAVE POWER TO
CONTROL IT.
YOU'RE TOO SMALL FOR THIS THING.
>> Rigby: COME ON.
I GOT A LOW CENTER OF GRAVITY.
NOTHING CAN KNOCK ME OVER.
>> Mordecai:
ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
GIVE ME SOME JUICE, BUT START
SLOW.
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai: OKAY, THIS IS GOOD.
>> Rigby: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT IT HIGHER?
THERE ARE ALL THESE OTHER
NUMBERS ON HERE.
>> Mordecai: NOPE.
>> Rigby:
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
I'M TURNING IT UP.
>> Mordecai: NO, DON'T DO IT!
>> Rigby: I CAN HELP!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, NO!
I'M HANDLING IT!
>> Rigby:
>> Benson: SO, I CAN PICK UP MY
CAR TOMORROW?
THAT'S GREAT.
>> Rigby: MORDECAI, HELP!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I'M TRYING.
>> Rigby:
DUDE, WHO TURNED IT OFF?
>> Mordecai: OH, NO.
SORRY, BENSON.
WE KNOW.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE'LL REPAINT
SOME OF THE MESSED-UP PARTS.
>> Benson: THAT'S NOT GOOD
ENOUGH.
YOU HAVE TO REPAINT THE WHOLE
THING OR THE PAINT WON'T MATCH.
>> Both: WHAT?
>> Rigby: BUT THE WHOLE THING'S,
LIKE, THE SIZE OF A HOUSE.
>> Benson: YEAH, THAT'S THE
IDEA.
YOU HAVE TILL THE END OF THE
WEEKEND.
>> Rigby: GEEZ, TYPICAL BENSON.
RIGHT, DUDE?
>> Mordecai: WHATEVER.
LET'S JUST GET STARTED.
>> Rigby: YOU KNOW, I WAS RIGHT
THERE WITH YOU UNTIL THE WHOLE
"GET STARTED" PART.
WE GOT ALL WEEKEND.
LET'S GO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES.
YOU KNOW, BRO OUT.
>> Mordecai: NO.
>> Rigby: HAVE SOME BRO TIME.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY.
>> Rigby: GET IN THE BRO-ZONE.
>> Mordecai: JUST STOP IT, OKAY?
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT, WHAT GIVES?
>> Mordecai: I GOT PLANS WITH
C.J. TOMORROW, AND NOW I'LL HAVE
TO DITCH HER BECAUSE YOU NEVER
LISTEN TO ME.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS KIND
OF JUNK ANYMORE, OKAY?
>> Rigby: COME ON, DUDE.
I BET WE CAN FINISH IT ALL
TODAY.
THEN YOU CAN STILL SEE C.J.
TOMORROW.
I MEAN, WE PAINT STUFF ALL THE
TIME, RIGHT?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Rigby: WE GET SOME TUNES,
SOME SODAS, AND BRO IT OUT LIKE
A COUPLE BROS.
>> Mordecai:
ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
CLASSIC BRO TIME.
LET'S DO IT.
>> Mordecai:
WE'RE NOT GONNA FINISH THIS
TODAY.
YOU TOTALLY TRICKED ME WITH YOUR
"BRO" TALK.
>> Rigby: RELAX.
YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO HANG OUT
WITH C.J.
>> Mordecai: HOW WILL I DO THAT
IF I'M STUCK HERE, PAINTING
WALLS ALL DAY?
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
IF YOU JUST LISTENED TO ME IN
THE FIRST PLACE.
>> Rigby: OKAY, I CAN SEE HOW
THIS IS KIND OF MY FAULT.
>> Mordecai: "KIND OF"?
>> Rigby: OKAY, OKAY, MORE THAN
KIND OF.
LOOK, YOU GO HANG OUT WITH C.J.
I'LL FINISH THIS UP.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, RIGHT.
THE WHOLE THING?
>> Rigby: IT'S OKAY.
I GOT THIS.
>> Mordecai: REALLY?
>> Rigby: YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
>> Mordecai: REALLY?!
>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU GO.
BROS HELPING BROS.
>> Mordecai:
WELL, THANKS.
I'LL SEE YOU WHEN IT'S DONE.
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT.
SOLO BRO.
UNO BRO.
BRO NUMBER ONE.
BRO NUMBER TWO IS WITH HIS LADY,
AND THAT'S COOL WITH
BRO NUMBER ONE.
* BRO-DY, BRO, BRO, BRO
ONE BRO.
TIME FOR A BRO BREAK.
>> I HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM FOR
DESSERT.
>> WE ALWAYS SAVE ROOM...FOR
DOUGHNUTS!
>> Together: AW, YEAH!
>> WE'LL RETURN TO
"CARTER AND BRIGGS MEET RGB2"
AFTER THESE MESSAGES.
>> Stealth.
>> Rigby: WHOA.
>> What is it that you need?
Stealth.
Paint your house for free.
Stealth.
>> THIS WEEK ONLY, BE A PART OF
OUR NEW EXPERIMENTAL TEST
PHASE, AND WE'LL PAINT YOUR
HOUSE FOR FREE.
CALL NOW.
>> Stealth.
>> A SUBSIDIARY OF THE U.S.
GOVERNMENT.
>> Rigby: HUH?
WHAT THE --
>> AFTERNOON, CITIZEN.
>> Rigby: WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M A STEALTHCO AGENT FROM
STEALTHCO CORPORATION.
>> Rigby: WAIT, I WAS JUST
CALLING A "STEALTHCO" ABOUT
GETTING MY HOUSE PAINTED.
>> I KNOW.
JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN THE
CONTRACT.
>> Rigby: OKAY.
DUDE, THIS IS LIKE A MILLION
PAGES LONG.
>> JUST SIGN HERE TO GET
STARTED.
AND HERE.
UH, INITIAL HERE FOR US TO PAINT
THE INSIDE.
>> Rigby: AND IT'S STILL FREE,
RIGHT?
>> MM-HMM.
>> Rigby: NICE.
>> FINGERPRINT HERE.
RETINAL SCAN.
A-A-A-ND BLOOD SAMPLE.
>> Rigby: OW!
>> EXCELLENT.
YOU'RE A TRUE PATRIOT.
WE'LL BE DONE IN A FEW HOURS.
GO AHEAD. GO RELAX.
AND PLEASE ACCEPT THIS
COMPLIMENTARY FLEECE PULLOVER,
COURTESY OF STEALTHCO.
>> Rigby: WOW!
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS
WHERE IT'S LIKE "BLAH," YOU
KNOW?
>> Mordecai:
YEAH, I TOTALLY KNOW.
>> Rigby: HEY, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: SHOULDN'T YOU BE
PAINTING THE HOUSE?
>> Rigby: OH, SHOULD I?
YOUR MOST RELAXING DRINK,
PLEASE.
>> Eileen: I'M ON IT.
>> Mordecai: YES, YOU SHOULD.
QUIT MESSING AROUND AND GO
FINISH THE JOB.
>> Rigby: YOU CAN CALL OFF YOUR
DOGS, MORDECAI.
I'M DONE BECAUSE I "LISTENED TO
YOU."
>> SEE, YOU HAD NOTHING TO WORRY
ABOUT.
>> Mordecai:
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, COOL.
THANKS, RIGBY.
>> Rigby: NO PROBLEM-BRO.
EILEEN, THIS IS JUST HOT WATER.
>> Eileen: IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR
DIGESTION.
>> Mordecai: SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO FOR THE REST OF THE
WEEKEND?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE CHECK OUT THAT
LOADED-POTATO PLACE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
>> Rigby: IT'S A BAKED POTATO
FILLED WITH STUFF.
>> Mordecai: NO. LOOK.
RIGBY, WHERE'S THE HOUSE?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT
OW.
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Both: HUH?
>> Mordecai: OKAY, THIS IS
WEIRD.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> Rigby: I...
YOU KNOW, I JUST HIRED SOME
PROFESSIONALS.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
WHOA. WHAT?
WHAT KIND OF GUYS DID YOU HIRE?
>> Rigby: PROFESSIONAL GUYS!
THEY SEEMED LEGIT.
I EVEN SIGNED THIS CONTRACT.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, THIS SAYS
STEALTHCO.
THEY MADE OUR HOUSE STEALTH!
>> Rigby:
WHAT DOES "STEALTH" MEAN?
>> Mordecai: UGH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T EVEN
READ THE CONTRACT!
>> Rigby: THEY GAVE ME THE GIST
OF IT!
LOOK, THE STEALTHCO GUY IS RIGHT
THERE.
WE'LL JUST TELL HIM TO FIX IT.
>> Mordecai: HEY, DUDE, THIS
ISN'T WHAT WE WAN--
WHAT THE...?
>> Rigby: WHERE IS HE?
>> OVER HERE.
>> Mordecai: IS THAT A PIECE OF
CARDBOARD?
>> GOOD EYE, CITIZEN.
MM-HMM.
YES, THESE ARE SATISFYING
RESULTS.
AS PER OUR AGREEMENT, YOUR HOUSE
IS NO LONGER DETECTABLE BY
RADAR.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, OR OUR EYES!
LOOK, THERE WAS A
MISUNDERSTANDING!
WE DON'T WANT THIS!
>> WELL, THAT'S PERFECT.
THE TEST PHASE IS OVER AND, IN
ORDER TO PROTECT OUR FORMULA, WE
WILL BE DESTROYING THE PRODUCT.
AS PER OUR AGREEMENT, YOU WILL
BE REIMBURSED $500, MINUS
JET-REFUELING FEES, WHICH ADDS
UP TO 64 CENTS.
>> Rigby: JET-REFUELING FEES?
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
WHEN ARE YOU REMOVING THE PAINT?
>> LET'S WRAP IT UP, BOYS!
>> ROGER THAT.
>> THE JETS WILL BE HERE
MOMENTARILY TO DESTROY THE
HOUSE.
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> Rigby: WELL -- WELL, HOW ARE
YOU GONNA BLOW UP AN INVISIBLE
HOUSE, MAN?!
>> WITH THIS TRACKING DEVICE.
GRANNY SHOT!
I WOULD RETREAT TO A SAFE
DISTANCE IF I WERE YOU.
SMOKE BOMB...BOMB...BOMB...
BOMB...
>> Both:
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE GOT TO GET
THAT TRACKING DEVICE.
>> Rigby: WAY AHEAD OF YOU!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, STOP!
WE JUST HAVE TO GET INSIDE AND
GET UP THERE!
>> Rigby: NO! I GOT IT!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: I GOT IT!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST DO WHAT
I'M SAYING!
>> Rigby: NO!
I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
I CAN BE A SOLO BRO!
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
>> Rigby:
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS
TOGETHER, LIKE WE ALWAYS DO.
>> Mordecai: THEN WHY'D YOU SAY
I COULD LEAVE?
>> Rigby: 'CAUSE YOU GOT YOUR
WHOLE C.J. THING, AND I WANTED
TO HELP.
IT JUST KIND OF FEELS LIKE WE
DON'T HANG OUT LIKE WE USED TO.
>> Mordecai: LOOK, SOMETIMES I'M
GONNA BE DOING OTHER THINGS, BUT
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
I'M NOT DITCHING YOU, DUDE.
>> Rigby: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GET
INSIDE THE HOUSE!
DUDE, IT'S THE STAIRS!
>> Rigby: IT'S THE END OF THE
HALL!
>> Mordecai: THAT MEANS THE
ATTIC'S RIGHT ABOVE US!
WHERE'S THE CORD?!
GOT IT!
>> Rigby: WHAT WAS THAT?!
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW,
RIGBY.
MAYBE IT'S THE BROKEN ATTIC
LADDER YOU SAID YOU'D FIX LAST
WEEK!
>> Rigby: QUIT LIVIN' IN THE
PAST, MAN!
>> APPROACHING TARGET.
>> Mordecai: COME ON.
I'LL BOOST YOU UP.
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW MY WAY
AROUND THE ATTIC!
>> Mordecai: WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA
BOOST ME UP THERE?
JUST LISTEN TO ME AND I'LL GUIDE
YOU.
>> Rigby: FINE!
NOW WHAT?
>> Mordecai: THE WINDOW'S THAT
WAY!
>> Mordecai: WATCH OUT FOR THE
MIRROR!
>> Rigby: UNH!
>> Mordecai: LEFT! RIGHT!
TURNTABLE!
>> Rigby: UNH!
>> Mordecai: BIRD CAGE!
>> Mordecai: LOW-HANGING BEAM!
>> Rigby: UNH!
>> Mordecai: MOUSE TRAP!
>> Rigby: OW!
>> Mordecai: COBWEBS!
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!
>> Rigby: UGH! ARGH!
>> Mordecai: EXPOSED WIRE!
>> Mordecai: THE WINDOW'S IN
FRONT OF YOU!
>> Benson: AH, THIS BUTTERED
POPCORN IS GOOD.
HUH?
HEY! GET DOWN FROM THERE!
IT'S NOT SAFE!
>> TARGET IN SIGHT.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, THROW IT!
>> Rigby: WHERE?!
>> Mordecai: AS FAR AS YOU CAN,
DUDE!
>> Both: WE DID IT!
>> Muscle Man: BROS, HOW MUCH DO
YOU THINK I CAN GET FOR THIS
THING?
$50? $60?
AND HOW ABOUT THIS SWEET
PULLOVER I FOUND IN THE TRASH?
>> Both: GET RID OF IT!
GET RID OF IT!
>> Muscle Man: HUH.
"MISSILE TRACKING DEVICE."
AAH! UNH!
>> Rigby: NO, NOT BACK TO US!
HUNH!
>> Muscle Man: AAH!
>> Hi Five: OH!
>> Benson: NO, NO, NO, NO!
OH, NO, NO, NO!
COME ON, OPEN.
ARGH!
WHY DID I GET EXTRA BUTTER?!
COME ON!
DARN IT!
>> LOCK AND LOAD.
>> Benson:
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN.
YOUR CAR.
>> Benson: CAR?
WHAT CAR?
I DON'T SEE ANY CAR!
MAYBE IT'S INVISIBLE!
KIND OF LIKE THE CHECKS I'LL BE
PAYING YOU WITH FOR THE NEXT SIX
MONTHS!
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE?!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, ABOUT THAT...