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[ BELL CHIMES ]

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>> HEY, MORDO!

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YOU COMIN'?

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BACK OF THIS BIKE'S NOT GONNA

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RIDE ITSELF!

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>> Mordecai: COMING!

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THIS DAY WAS AWESOME!

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>> YEAH, I HAD A GOOD TIME.

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>> Mordecai: YOU WANNA COME

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WATCH "X-TREME BARISTA" WITH ME

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AND RIGBY?

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>> [ SIGHS ] I CAN'T.

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I'VE GOT TO GO TO WORK.

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BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO WATCH IT

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THERE.

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HEY, TEXT ME, AND IT'LL BE LIKE

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WE'RE WATCHING IT AT THE SAME

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TIME.

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>> Mordecai: HA!

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PHONES ARE AWESOME.

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>> YEAH, THEY ARE!

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ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO GO.

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GIVE ME A HUG, YOU LOSER.

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>> Mordecai: LATER.

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>> SEE YA.

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>> TODAY ON "X-TREME BARISTA"...

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K-K-KID KRUNCHY Z!

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>> YO YO YO!

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I AIN'T COME HERE TO MAKE

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FRIENDS.

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I CAME HERE TO MAKE BLENDS,

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DAWG!

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SO YUJI BETTER WATCH WHAT'S UP!

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>> YO, HE SAID THAT?

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WELL, THESE THREE GOLDEN BARISTA

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AWARDS PROVE THAT YUJI'S NUMBER

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ONE!

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SO WHAT'S HE GOT TO SAY TO

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THAT?!

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>> Rigby: MAN, YUJI'S GONNA

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FRENCH-PRESS THIS GUY!

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>> Mordecai: PFT!

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"ARE YOU WATCHING

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'X-TREME BARISTA'?

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HILARIOUS!"

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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"SO BAD IT'S GOOD."

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SHE'S SO FUNNY.

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>> ONE MINUTE BEGINS NOW.

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HE'S ADDING AN ENERGY DRINK!

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>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]

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>> Rigby: UGH!

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ALL YOU DO IS TEXT C.J.

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JUST TELL HER YOU LIKE HER AND

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QUIT PULLING A MORDECAI.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?!

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THAT'S NOT A THING!

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>> Rigby: [ WHIMPERING ]

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"I'M MORDECAI.

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I NEVER MAKE A MOVE.

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AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH

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MY HANDS!"

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YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR

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YEARS.

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>> Mordecai: I'M NOT LIKE THAT

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WITH C.J.!

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>> Rigby: SO HOW COME YOU

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AREN'T DATING YET?

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>> Mordecai: 'CAUSE WE'RE JUST

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FRIENDS!

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NOT EVERY GIRL I HANG OUT WITH

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HAS TO BE A POTENTIAL

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GIRLFRIEND.

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>> Rigby: SHUT YOUR EXCUSE HOLE!

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YUJI'S ON!

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>> AIN'T NOBODY CAN MAKE A

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SWAN-SPRESSO LIKE YUJI CAN!

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CARE FOR A SIP?

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YOU DON'T DRINK FROM THE CUP!

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YOU DRINK FROM THE SKY!

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[ GUNSHOTS ]

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STILL WARM.

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>> Rigby: WOW!

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[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]

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>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]

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"CAPPUCCINO HE DIDN'T!"

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HA. "I LIKE YUJI."

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>> UH-OH!

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>> IS THIS SOME KINDA YUJI

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PSYCHE?!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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YUJI WILL RETURN, YO!

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BUY MY BOOK, SUCKERS!

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>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]

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>> Rigby: [ Distorted ] YUJI!

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>> Mordecai: [ Distorted ]

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[ LAUGHS ]

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[ GASPS ]

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NO! NO! NO!

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CANCEL! CANCEL! CANCEL!

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[ MOANS ]

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>> Rigby: UGH! WHAT NOW?!

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MY FAVORITE BARISTA PROBABLY HAS

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RABIES, AND YOU'RE --

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WHOA!

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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>> Mordecai: I TEXTED C.J.

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"I LIKE YUJI," BUT IT

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AUTOCORRECTED TO "I LIKE YOU HI"

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[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]

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"I LIKE YOU, TOO. HI."

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WAIT. WHAT?

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OH, NO.

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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

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>> Rigby: DESTROY THE PHONE WITH

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ACID.

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THAT MAKES THE TEXTS GO AWAY.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

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I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK SOME REAL

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PEOPLE.

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SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

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HOW DO I TELL C.J. THAT I DON'T

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LIKE LIKE HER.

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I JUST LIKE HER, YOU KNOW?

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>> Skips: SO YOU PULLED A

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MORDECAI, HUH?

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>> Mordecai: WHAT THE --

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COME ON!

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HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CALLING

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IT THAT?

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>> Muscle Man: HOW LONG HAVE YOU

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BEEN MORDECAI?

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[ ALL WHIMPERING ]

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Rigby: OW!

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>> Mordecai: UGH!

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COME ON! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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>> Skips: TELL HER THE TRUTH.

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>> Mordecai: MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

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THOMAS?

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>> Thomas: WELL, MY SECOND

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GIRLFRIEND LIKED DANCING, BUT MY

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FOURTH GIRLFRIEND WAS MORE INTO

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THE DEEJAY SCENE.

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SO, UH, TRY -- TRY THAT.

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, NOT REALLY

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SURE WHY YOU'RE ON THIS PANEL.

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MUSCLE MAN?

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>> Muscle Man: ONE WORD, BRO.

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CELLPHONE THIEF.

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>> Mordecai: HUH?

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HEY!

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[ DIALING ]

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[ RINGING ]

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>> HEY, MORDECOOL.

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>> Muscle Man: THIS ISN'T

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MORDECAI.

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THIS IS A COMMON CRIMINAL.

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I'VE BEEN STEALING PHONES AND

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TEXTING PEOPLE "I LIKE YOU HI"

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ALL DAY!

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>> I KNOW IT'S YOU, MUSCLE MAN.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH

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MORDECAI'S PHONE?

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>> Muscle Man: UH...

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[ IMITATES SIREN WAILING ]

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THE COPS ARE COMING!

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GOT TO GO!

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SORRY, BRO.

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THAT ALWAYS WORKS ON STARLA.

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, ANYMORE

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ADVICE?

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>> Hi Five: WELL, YOU HAVE TO

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WAIT FOUR YEARS, BUT --

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, ANYTHING I

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CAN ACTUAL DO?

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[ ALL MUMBLING ]

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>> Mordecai: WELL, THAT WAS A

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DEAD END.

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>> Rigby: UGH!

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JUST TALK TO HER ALREADY SO WE

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DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS ALL DAY!

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I HAVE MY OWN LIFE, YOU KNOW!

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I'VE GOT THIS BOOK-SIGNING THING

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I WANT TO GO TO.

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>> YUJI WILL BE AT

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BOOKS, ZINES AND IN-BETWEENZ

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SIGNING HIS NEW BOOK,

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"P.S. I LOVE YUJI," TODAY!

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>> Rigby: SEE?

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>> Mordecai: THAT'S IT!

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YUJI!

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I'LL GET A PICTURE OF ME AND

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YUJI, AND I'LL SEND IT TO C.J.

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AND WRITE "I LIKE YOU HI."

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THEN I'LL SEND, "OOPS.

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I LIKE YUJI!

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DUMB AUTO CORRECT!"

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THEN SHE'LL KNOW MY FIRST TEXT

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WAS A MISTAKE, AND HER FEELINGS

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WON'T GET HURT.

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WE'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP BEING

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FRIENDS, AND MY LIFE WON'T BE

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RUINED.

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>> Rigby: PHEW! THAT'S BAD.

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THAT'S LIKE ONE OF MY PLANS.

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YOU'RE LUCKY I'M GOING THERE

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ANYWAY.

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JUST DON'T MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN

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FRONT OF YUJI.

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>> AND THAT WAS THE DAY I LOST

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MY INNOCENCE.

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[ SNIFFLES ]

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AT MAKING COFFEE!

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NOT AT MAKING OUT WITH GIRLS!

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I DID THAT WAY EARLIER!

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TO THE EXTREME!

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'SUP, YUJI FANS?

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>> Rigby: IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET

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YOU, SIR.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, UH, HUGE FAN.

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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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WHATEVER. NO PROBLEM.

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>> Mordecai: ACTUALLY, I NEED A

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FAVOR.

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YOU SEE, YUJI, I SENT A TEXT

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ABOUT YOU TO THIS GIRL --

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>> AND MY NAME AUTO-CORRECTED TO

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"YOU HI"?

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>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH.

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HOW DID YOU KNOW?

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>> IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT

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FAMOUS!

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IF PEOPLE COULD VIRAL MARKET BY

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TEXTING ABOUT ME, I WOULDN'T BE

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SIGNING BOOKS!

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I WOULD BE SIGNING DIAMONDS!

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>> Mordecai: UM, YEAH.

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>> "UM, YEAH" IS RIGHT, BRO!

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I WENT TO THIS TATTOO SHOP, AND

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CHECK OUT WHAT HAPPENED!

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>> Mordecai: HMM.

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SO CAN I GET A PICTURE WITH YOU

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TO SHOW WHAT I WAS TEXTING

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ABOUT?

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>> LET ME CHECK MY PLANNER.

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I THINK I CAN PENCIL YOU IN.

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>> Mordecai: AWESOME.

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WHERE DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE

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PICTURE?

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>> OH, WE CAN TAKE IT ANYWHERE

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EXTREME!

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>> Mordecai: UM, HOW 'BOUT THE

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ROOF?

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>> CAN I BASE-JUMP OFF IT

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AFTERWARDS?

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>> Rigby: OKAY. READY?

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>> UGH, THE GLARE FROM THE SUN

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IS TOO EXTREME!

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>> Mordecai: I THOUGHT YOU LIKED

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THINGS EXTREME.

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>> NOT WHEN IT COMES TO WHITE

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BALANCE, BRO!

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WE'VE GOT TO WAIT FOR THAT CLOUD

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TO FLOAT OVER AND BLOCK THAT

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SUN.

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>> Rigby: HEY, YOU GOT A

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TEXT FROM C.J.

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IT SAYS "I GET OFF WORK IN HALF

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AN HOUR -- TEXT ME THEN."

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>> Mordecai: UGH!

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WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

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>> OKAY, SO PICTURE WON'T WORK.

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LET ME TEXT THIS X-TREME-ANITA.

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>> Mordecai: UH...

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>> "'SUP?

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THIS IS YUJI BLOWIN' UP YOUR

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CALL BRICK!"

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SENDO!

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EX-SQUEEZE ME?

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RE-SENDO!

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UGH!

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WHAT THE EXTREME?!

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STUPID PHONE!

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I CAN'T EVEN SEND MY OWN NAME!

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UGH, I HATE MYSELF!

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I'M SUCH A LOSER.

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I NEVER SHOULD HAVE CHANGED MY

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NAME FROM EUGENE MENDELMAN.

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>> Mordecai: LET ME TRY...

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I CAN STILL FIX THIS.

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UGH! COME ON!

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SEND!

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UGH!

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>> Rigby: DUDE, CHILL!

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>> Mordecai: MAYBE IF I TYPE

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"YOU HI" IT'LL AUTO CORRECT TO

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YUJI!

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SEND! SEND!

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[ CELLPHONE CHIMING ]

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[ RUMBLING ]

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]

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>> UH, I GUESS WARPING INTO A

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PHONE IS KIND OF EXTREME.

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[ BOTH GRUNT ]

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

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>> WELCOME TO THE VIRTUAL

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MESSAGING -- WHAT THE?

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IS THAT YOU, MORDECAI?

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>> Mordecai: OH, HEY.

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HEY, YOU GUYS.

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HOW'VE YOU BEEN?

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>> OH, YOU KNOW.

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OH, HEY, OUR BAND PUT OUT A DEMO

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TAPE.

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>> Mordecai: OH, COOL.

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>> IT'S SORT OF AN AMBIENT

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PROG-ROCK FUSION.

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YOU CAN KEEP THAT.

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>> WE HAD TO MOVE ON AFTER YOU

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DIDN'T CALL.

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>> Mordecai: UH, THAT'S ALL

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RIGHT --

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>> ENOUGH REMINISCING!

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YOU STAND ACCUSED OF BREAKING

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THE GOLDEN RULE OF TEXTING --

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SENDING THE SAME TEXT MESSAGE

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THREE TIMES.

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>> AND THAT'S THE WORST THING

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IN THE WORLD!

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>> Mordecai: WHAT? WHY?

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>> IT'S SUPER ANNOYING!

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>> YES, AND SOME OF US HAVE VERY

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LIMITED DATA PLANS.

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>> Rigby: UH, WELL, HE'S REALLY

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SORRY.

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>> Mordecai: I'M REALLY SORRY!

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>> Rigby: IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN,

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SO IF YOU COULD JUST SHOW US THE

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WAY OUT.

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>> BURN THEM!

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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BUT HE'S RIGHT.

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THIS IS YOUR SECOND OFFENSE!

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YOU WON'T BE GETTING OFF SO EASY

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THIS TIME!

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>> Mordecai: I JUST PRESSED THE

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WRONG BUTTON!

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>> YOU DON'T PRESS THE WRONG

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BUTTON THREE TIMES IN A ROW.

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>> Mordecai: LISTEN, I'M --

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I JUST REALLY GOT TO GO, OKAY?

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>> Rigby: WHAT?

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>> TELL US WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

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>> Mordecai: NAH, I'M JUST...

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YOU KNOW...

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GOING THIS WAY...

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>> WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

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GOING?!

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>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU'RE BEING

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REALLY WEIRD!

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MORDECAI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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COME BACK!

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>> YOU'D RATHER FLOAT TOWARDS

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THE INFINITE ABYSS THAN TALK

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ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM?

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>> THIS IS A SAFE PLACE!

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>> WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING AWAY

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FROM?

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>> Mordecai: I...I DON'T WANT TO

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TALK ABOUT IT!

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>> DO YOU NOT WISH TO BE WITH

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THIS C.J.?

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HER TEXTING HISTORY SHOWS SHE'S

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QUITE THE WITTY AND INDEPENDENT

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YOUNG WOMAN.

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AND SHE'S QUITE FOND OF YOU.

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THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE FOR

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YOU.

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LITERALLY NOTHING!

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IT'S REALLY BORING. TRUST ME.

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>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]

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I REALLY DO LIKE C.J.

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>> Rigby: PFT! DUH, YOU DO.

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>> Mordecai: I'M JUST AFRAID

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OF WHAT'LL HAPPEN BECAUSE...

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[ SIGHS ]

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...PART OF ME IS STILL WAITING

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FOR MARGARET TO COME BACK.

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>> DADDY'S GIRL?

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>> Rigby: WHAT?! STILL?!

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SHE'S NOT COMING BACK, DUDE!

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SHE'S GONE!

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, I KNOW!

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ALL RIGHT?

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I KNOW!

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IT'S JUST...

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I MEAN, I DON'T STILL HAVE

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FEELINGS FOR HER.

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BUT I DO IN A WAY.

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IT'S LIKE THIS THING THAT'S

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INSIDE OF ME, AND IT'S ALWAYS

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JUST SORT OF SITTING THERE,

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WAITING AROUND, AND SOMETIMES

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I'LL SEE SOMETHING OR I'LL SMELL

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SOMETHING, AND IT MAKES ME THINK

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OF HER, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WANT

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TO.

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I REALLY LIKE C.J.

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SHE'S AMAZING!

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BUT IS IT FAIR FOR ME TO GO OUT

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WITH HER IF I STILL THINK ABOUT

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MARGARET SOMETIMES?

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>> Rigby: DUDE, C.J.'s WAY

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COOLER THAN MARGARET.

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>> WAY COOLER.

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I AGREE.

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>> THIS IS A NORMAL PART OF

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LIFE.

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>> WHERE ONE PHONE CALL ENDS,

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ANOTHER BEGINS.

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EVEN IF YOU DON'T LEAVE A

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MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.

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>> Mordecai: SO WHAT SHOULD I

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DO?

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>> THAT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE.

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[ WHIRRING ]

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>> UH, ALSO, IF YOU HAVE A MUSIC

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BLOG OR SOMETHING, WE COULD

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REALLY USE SOME POSITIVE

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REVIEWS.

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>> Mordecai: UH...

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>> Rigby: YEAH...

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WE'LL LOOK INTO IT.

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>> THIS IS IT GUYS.

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THIS IS GONNA BE OUR BIG BREAK.

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>> Rigby: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT

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THIS?

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>> Mordecai: I'M TIRED OF

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PULLING A MORDECAI.

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>> Rigby: NICE!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH!

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>> Rigby: AWESOME!

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>> Mordecai: WAIT, WHAT DOES A

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WINKY FACE ME--

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"THAT MEANS YES.

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DON'T MISINTERPRET IT."

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HA HA! ALL RIGHT!

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"SEE YOU SOON."

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>> Rigby: I'M PROUD OF YOU, MAN.

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>> EXTREME YU-JUMP!

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WHOO-HOOOOOO!

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>> Rigby: LOOK, YOU KNOW I

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COULDN'T BE HAPPIER THAT YOU

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DIDN'T BACK DOWN FROM GOING ON

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THIS DATE WITH C.J.

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I ADMIRE THAT.

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BUT TONIGHT WE HAD PLANS --

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MAN PLANS -- MANS!

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>> Mordecai: I KNOW. I KNOW.

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THIS IS IMPORTANT, AND I TOLD

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YOU I WAS SORRY.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, WELL, "SORRY"

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DOESN'T HELP ME EAT A WHOLE

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PIZZA AND PRANK-CALL BENSON.

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>> Mordecai: BUT WE DO THIS

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EVERY SATURDAY.

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I'M ONLY MISSING IT ONCE.

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>> Rigby: YOU KNOW THIS IS A

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TWO-MAN JOB.

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>> Mordecai: I'M NOT HANGING OUT

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WITH YOU TONIGHT, DUDE.

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>> Rigby: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!

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>> HEY!

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>> Mordecai: HI! HEY!

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SO, UH, I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE

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IT OUT TONIGHT.

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>> WHOA-HO-HO!

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YOU'RE A REAL MOVE-MAKER TODAY.

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>> Mordecai: OH.

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UH...I MEAN, I THOUGHT --

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>> HEY, HEY, I'M JUST TEASING.

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IT'S COOL.

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YOU ALREADY GOT ME ON A DATE.

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THERE'S NO NEED TO IMPRESS ME.

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>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES

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NERVOUSLY ]

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YEAH. IT'S COOL. I'M COOL.

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>> PFFT!

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ALL RIGHT, COOL GUY.

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WHAT ARE WE DOING ON THIS HOT

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DATE?

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>> Mordecai: WELL, WE COULD GO

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EAT AT THE NEW

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FALAFEL FUSION TRUCK, OR THERE'S

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THE TRIED-AND-TRUE WING KINGDOM.

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AND THEN I WAS THINKING AFTER

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THAT WE COULD GO CATCH A MOVIE

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OR GO TO TRIVIA NIGHT AT THE

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ARCADE OR TAKE A CHANCE ON DISCO

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NIGHT DOWN AT THAT WEIRD BINGO

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HALL.

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>> YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

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>> Mordecai: UH, WHICH ONE?

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>> ALL OF 'EM.

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LET'S JUST START AT THE

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BEGINNING AND SEE HOW FAR WE

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GET.

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>> Mordecai: OKAY.

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[ SPIRITS MOANING ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> UH, THAT VAN JUST CAME OUT OF

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THIN AIR.

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>> Mordecai: WE SHOULD GO.

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>> DO YOU KNOW THEM?

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>> Mordecai: NOPE.

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>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

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>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES

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NERVOUSLY ]

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HEY, DEATH. HOW'S IT GOING?

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>> UH...DEATH?

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>> Mordecai: C.J., THIS IS

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DEATH -- DEATH, C.J.

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>> CHARMED.

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>> Mordecai: WELL, IT'S BEEN

529
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,236
GREAT RUNNING INTO YOU.

530
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,804
>> OH, WE'RE NOT THROUGH YET.

531
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,039
YOU'RE GONNA BABYSIT THOMAS

532
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:52,672
TONIGHT.

533
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,975
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]

534
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,143
>> Mordecai: AW, MAN.

535
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,845
>> UM, ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST

536
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,246
ABOUT TO HEAD OUT OURSELVES.

537
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,981
>> WELL, YOU'RE IN FOR A CHANGE

538
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,649
OF PLANS, MISSY, BECAUSE THIS

539
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:06,586
JOKER OWES ME A FAVOR.

540
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,555
>> Mordecai: HOLD ON A SECOND.

541
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,189
[ Dialing, rings ]

542
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:09,990
>> Rigby: YEAH?

543
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,191
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I NEED YOU TO

544
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,592
DO ME A HUGE FAVOR AND BABYSIT

545
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,160
THOMAS TONIGHT.

546
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,327
>> Rigby: ISN'T HE, LIKE, IN

547
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:14,862
COLLEGE?

548
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,096
>> Mordecai: NOT THAT THOMAS --

549
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:16,864
DEATH'S THOMAS.

550
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:17,730
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?

551
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,099
>> Rigby: SORRY TO HEAR THAT,

552
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,567
BUT I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT

553
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,734
PLANS I CAN'T CANCEL ON.

554
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:22,870
>> Eileen: SORRY WE HAVE TO

555
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:23,937
WATCH IT ON MY COMPUTER.

556
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,238
I HAVEN'T HAD A TV SINCE I MOVED

557
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,339
OUT OF MY PARENTS' PLACE.

558
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,340
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU AT

559
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,008
EILEEN'S?!

560
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,109
>> Rigby: VERY IMPORTANT!!

561
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:29,943
>> Mordecai: UGH!

562
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:30,610
SORRY, C.J.

563
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,845
LOOKS LIKE I CAN'T GET OUT OF

564
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:32,112
THIS.

565
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,346
>> WE DON'T HAVE TO GIVE UP ON

566
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,848
OUR DATE JUST BECAUSE OF THOMAS.

567
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:35,782
>> Mordecai: REALLY?

568
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:36,884
>> YEAH! I'LL JUST HELP YOU

569
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:37,350
BABYSIT HIM.

570
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,618
I'M SURE WE CAN STILL HAVE A

571
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,052
GOOD TIME.

572
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,253
>> Mordecai: OKAY. LET'S DO IT!

573
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,288
>> GLAD TO HEAR IT.

574
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,856
WE'LL PICK HIM UP AT 8:00.

575
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,291
OH, A LITTLE HEADS UP -- THOMAS

576
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,859
IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A

577
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:46,793
PHASE RIGHT NOW.

578
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,028
>> Mordecai: WAIT. WHAT?

579
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:48,896
>> CIAO!

580
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,198
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

581
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,367
>> SO...WE MEET AGAIN.

582
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,802
>> WHOA! HE CAN TALK?!

583
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:56,703
>> OBVIOUSLY.

584
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,770
>> Mordecai: YEAH.

585
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,706
HE'S ACTUALLY 300 YEARS OLD.

586
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,041
>> THEN WHY IS HE SO SHRIMPY?

587
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,209
>> WHO IS THIS FEMALE?!

588
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,643
>> Mordecai: HER NAME'S C.J.,

589
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,978
AND YOU'RE MESSING WITH OUR DATE

590
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,313
PLANS, SO TRY TO BE NICE, OKAY?

591
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:06,914
>> DATE?!

592
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:07,981
>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH.

593
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,282
>> AND SHE'S ACTUALLY OKAY WITH

594
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,750
BEING A GIRLFRIEND TO SOMEONE

595
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,218
LIKE YOU?!

596
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,719
>> Mordecai: WELL, SHE'S NOT

597
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:13,887
REALLY MY GIRLFRIEND YET.

598
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,222
UH, WE'RE JUST ON A DATE RIGHT

599
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:15,722
NOW.

600
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:16,890
>> OH, SUCH SIMPLE MINDS!

601
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,058
YOU MORTALS HAVE THE MOST

602
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:18,959
HEINOUS RITUALS!

603
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,327
>> HEY, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT 300

604
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,929
AND STILL WEARING BABY CLOTHES.

605
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,729
>> WHAT?!

606
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:26,799
HOW DARE YOU?!

607
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,168
>> Mordecai: SO, THOMAS, WHAT DO

608
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:28,969
YOU WANT TO DO?

609
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,237
>> TAKE ME TO THE PLAYGROUND!

610
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,271
>> HEY, NOT A BAD IDEA.

611
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,405
THIS COULD BE PRETTY FUN.

612
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,909
>> OH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

613
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:40,413
[ CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY ]

614
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,848
WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN ME?!

615
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,183
>> TO THE PLAYGROUND, DUDE.

616
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,184
>> Mordecai: YEAH.

617
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,685
GO RUN AROUND OR SOMETHING.

618
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,020
>> BUT WHERE'S THE FIRE, THE

619
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,655
BRIMSTONE, THE OVERALL LOSS OF

620
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:48,989
HOPE?

621
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:49,957
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.

622
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:50,958
THAT GUY ON THE BENCH LOOKS KIND

623
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:51,291
OF SAD.

624
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,025
>> TAKE ME TO THE

625
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,162
UNDERWORLD PLAYGROUND!

626
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,363
>> YOU HAVEN'T TRIED IT OUT YET.

627
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,164
GIVE IT A CHANCE.

628
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,098
>> Mordecai: COME ON.

629
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,132
I'LL PUSH YOU ON THE SWINGS.

630
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,168
>> AHH! GAH!

631
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,037
[ CREAKING ]

632
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,038
THIS IS TERRIBLE!

633
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,773
THE SWINGS IN THE UNDERWORLD GO

634
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:07,374
MUCH HIGHER!

635
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,942
>> Mordecai: WELL, TOO BAD.

636
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,277
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC-BOX MUSIC

637
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:10,944
PLAYING ]

638
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:11,945
FOLLOW MY LEAD.

639
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,213
>> [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.

640
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,281
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.

641
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,715
I'M GONNA PUSH YOU REALLY HIGH

642
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:16,183
THIS TIME.

643
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:16,883
HUH!

644
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,119
>> NOW THAT'S A GOOD SWING!

645
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:22,355
KEEP THIS UP AND I'LL -- W-WAIT.

646
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,856
WHAT THE --

647
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,158
>> Mordecai: WANT TO SHARE?

648
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:25,993
>> YEAH, SURE.

649
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,294
>> FOOLS!

650
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,895
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE!

651
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,730
YOU ARE HERE TO DO MY BIDDING!

652
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:31,864
NOW TAKE ME TO THE

653
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,133
UNDERWORLD PLAYGROUND!

654
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,367
>> Mordecai: WE CAN'T.

655
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,036
JUST PLAY ON THIS PLAYGROUND.

656
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:40,007
>> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

657
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,308
>> Both: WHOA-OH-OH!

658
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,210
>> UNDERWORLD! UNDERWORLD!

659
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,144
>> Mordecai: I'D TAKE YOU, BUT I

660
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:44,978
DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET

661
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,479
THERE!

662
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,748
>>KNOW HOW.

663
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,150
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

664
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,351
[ BIRD CAWS ]

665
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,385
THIS IS HOW.

666
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,754
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE CAN'T ALL

667
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,023
FIT ON THAT BIKE.

668
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,026
>> NOT THAT BIKE -- THAT BIKE.

669
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,160
>> Mordecai: GREAT, BUT I STILL

670
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,161
DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A

671
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:01,728
MOTORCYCLE.

672
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:02,862
>> I HAVE A MOTORCYCLE LICENSE.

673
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,331
>> THEN IT'S DECIDED -- THE

674
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,166
FEMALE YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPRESS

675
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,100
WILL DRIVE US.

676
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:11,171
HOW EMASCULATING.

677
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,440
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]

678
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,507
>> Mordecai: IT'S PRETTY COOL

679
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,375
YOU KNOW HOW TO RIDE A

680
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,009
MOTORCYCLE.

681
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,077
>> YEAH. I DID MOTORCROSS WHEN I

682
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:17,510
WAS YOUNGER.

683
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,345
>> ENOUGH!

684
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,180
TAKE A LEFT UP AHEAD AND GO INTO

685
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:20,880
7th GEAR.

686
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,781
>> 7th GEAR?

687
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:22,415
>> DO IT!

688
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,518
>> OKAY! OKAY!

689
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,453
[ SPIRITS MOAN ]

690
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,889
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

691
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:30,790
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

692
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,192
>> Mordecai: YOU GET USED TO IT.

693
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:36,229
>> AH! AT LAST!

694
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,130
[ BIRD CAWS ]

695
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,465
[ CHOMP! ]

696
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,033
>> EW. THIS PLAYGROUND DOESN'T

697
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:40,867
LOOK VERY SAFE.

698
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,202
>> Mordecai: YOU WANT TO GO SIT

699
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,270
DOWN ON THOSE SWINGS?

700
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,871
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL INCINERATE

701
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:45,105
US.

702
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:49,242
>> SURE.

703
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,277
WOW. LOOK AT HIM GO.

704
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,244
>> Mordecai: YEAH.

705
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,545
HE'S REALLY IN HIS ELEMENT.

706
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,413
[ CHOMP! ]

707
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,247
[ SIGHS ]

708
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,149
[ CREAKS ]

709
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:56,949
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

710
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,218
>> Mordecai: HEY, THANKS FOR

711
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,386
COMING ALONG AND HELPING ME.

712
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,820
I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE

713
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:01,388
WHO'D DO THAT.

714
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,889
>> WELL, IT'S NO DISCO NIGHT AT

715
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,224
THE BINGO HALL, BUT I'M HAVING A

716
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,558
LOT OF FUN HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

717
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,559
>> Mordecai: REALLY?

718
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,427
>> YEAH, REALLY.

719
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,829
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

720
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,464
YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS DATE IS

721
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,167
GOING PRETTY GOOD.

722
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,003
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

723
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:17,837
>> PUSH ME!

724
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:18,905
>> Mordecai: AAH!

725
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,107
UH, YEAH. HERE YOU GO.

726
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,408
>> DON'T PATRONIZE ME!

727
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,809
THESE ARE BABY SWINGS.

728
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,277
I WAS TO GO ON THE ELDER-BOY

729
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:24,944
SWINGS.

730
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,813
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

731
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,148
>> Mordecai: [ GULPS ] SURE.

732
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,516
>> I'LL MEET YOU GUYS THERE.

733
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,017
I GOT TO HIT THE RESTROOM.

734
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,319
I'LL SCREAM IF I NEED YOU.

735
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,820
>> Mordecai: GOT IT.

736
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,954
>> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

737
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,256
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

738
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,524
>> YOU AND THAT FEMALE

739
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,259
BABYSITTER ARE NEVER GOING TO

740
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:39,959
CONNECT.

741
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,328
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU

742
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,262
TALKING ABOUT?

743
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,097
>> OH, IT'S BEEN SO EASY TO GET

744
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,265
BETWEEN YOU ALL DAY.

745
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,533
WHAT A PITIFUL ROMANCE.

746
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,101
I'VE BARELY BEEN ABLE TO KEEP A

747
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:48,868
STRAIGHT FACE!

748
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,002
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE --

749
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,171
YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET

750
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:51,938
BETWEEN US?!

751
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:52,972
>> TRYING?! HA!

752
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,941
IT'S BEEN AS EFFORTLESS AS IT'S

753
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,109
BEEN ENTERTAINING.

754
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:56,976
>> Mordecai: UGH!

755
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:57,844
YOU LITTLE JERK.

756
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,045
THAT'S IT. WE'RE GOING HOME.

757
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,013
>> OH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

758
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,014
[ GASPS ]

759
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,116
WHAT?! NO!

760
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,452
I WILL NOT ASK THIS WOMAN FOR

761
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,053
HER PHONE NUMBER!

762
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,188
>> Mordecai: HUH?

763
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,989
>> SHE'S OBVIOUSLY MARRIED!

764
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,958
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ASKING ME

765
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,860
TO PICK UP WOMEN FOR YOU WHILE

766
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,528
YOUR DATE IS IN THE BATHROOM!

767
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,464
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT?

768
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,531
HOW AWFUL!

769
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,332
>> UGH!

770
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,334
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?

771
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,302
>> HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON?

772
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,136
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES

773
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:23,903
NERVOUSLY ] NOT MUCH.

774
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:24,537
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET

775
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,138
OUT OF HERE.

776
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:29,142
>> HEY, BUDDY!

777
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,544
YOU TRYING TO PICK UP MY WIFE?!

778
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,179
WELL?!

779
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,480
>> Mordecai: NO! NO!

780
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,047
I'M JUST THE BABYSITTER!

781
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,649
>> WHAT KIND OF SICKO USES A

782
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,318
CHILD TO TRY TO PICK UP A

783
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,319
MARRIED WOMAN?!

784
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,087
>> [ CHITTERING ]

785
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,322
>> Mordecai: LOOK, IT'S NOT

786
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,223
REALLY LIKE THAT!

787
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,591
I'D NEVER GO AFTER YOUR WIFE --

788
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,192
HONEST!

789
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,493
>> OH?! SO, NOW MY WIFE ISN'T

790
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,260
GOOD ENOUGH?!

791
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,095
YOU THINK SHE'S REVOLTING JUST

792
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,597
BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT WITH

793
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:51,564
HUNDRUPLETS?!

794
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,499
>> [ SNARLS ]

795
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,267
>> WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

796
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,536
>> [ ROARS ]

797
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,004
>> Mordecai: COME ON!

798
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:01,241
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

799
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,942
>> [ ROARS ]

800
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,245
>> WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BIKE!

801
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,179
UGH!

802
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:10,350
>> Mordecai: C.J.!

803
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,052
>> WAIT! I CAN'T DRIVE!

804
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,455
MY ANKLE IS MESSED UP!

805
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,257
>> Mordecai: UH, OKAY.

806
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,192
THEN GET IN THE SIDECAR.

807
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,527
TELL ME HOW TO START IT.

808
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,529
>> [ ROARS ]

809
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,031
>> AAH! TURN THE KEY!

810
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,067
ON 3, LET THE CLUTCH OUT SLOWLY.

811
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:28,635
3!

812
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:32,205
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

813
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,440
>> Mordecai: WE'RE NOT GOING

814
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,207
FAST ENOUGH!

815
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,275
>> GET OUT OF 1st GEAR!

816
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,409
>> Mordecai: HUH?

817
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,610
>> YOU STALLED IT!

818
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,711
TURN IT BACK ON!

819
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,046
>> Mordecai: I THOUGHT YOU SAID

820
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:40,547
THIS WAS EASY!

821
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,548
>> UGH! I WAS JUST TRYING TO

822
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,114
LOOK COOL!

823
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,584
[ ENGINE REVS ]

824
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,152
[ ALL ROARING ]

825
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,254
>> CAN'T THIS THING GO ANY

826
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:47,620
FASTER?

827
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,988
>> Mordecai: THIS IS ALL YOUR

828
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:49,322
FAULT!

829
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,390
YOU MAKE IT GO FASTER!

830
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,624
>> I KNOW A WAY TO GO FASTER.

831
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,625
>> Mordecai: REALLY?

832
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,093
>> YEAH. YOU JUST NEED TO GET

833
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,228
RID OF SOME DEAD WEIGHT.

834
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,329
>> WELL, THEN, HURRY UP!

835
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,564
>> MY PLEASURE.

836
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,631
>> WHAT? NO!

837
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,566
STOP THIS AT ONCE!

838
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,733
>> OH, YEAH? WHY SHOULD I?

839
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,101
THIS WHOLE TIME YOU'VE BEEN

840
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,303
TRYING TO GET BETWEEN ME AND

841
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:03,736
MORDECAI.

842
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:04,671
>> NO! NO!

843
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,573
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME!

844
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,674
>> Mordecai: YEAH, RIGHT.

845
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:08,741
YOU TOLD ME SO YOURSELF.

846
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,243
>> I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO

847
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,478
THIS DATE FOR A LONG TIME, AND

848
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,745
I'M SICK OF YOU MESSING IT UP!

849
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,481
WELL, OUT YOU GO!

850
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,283
>> NO! PULL ME IN!

851
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,484
PULL ME IN!

852
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,420
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

853
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:25,992
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

854
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:29,195
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

855
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,997
>> [ SNORTS ]

856
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,765
AAAAAAAAAAH!

857
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,435
I'M THE VICTIM HERE!

858
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,338
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HIT ON MY

859
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,272
WIFE!

860
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,475
I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY KIDS!

861
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,378
[ BOOM! ]

862
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,045
>> HUH?

863
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,480
>> WE TOTALLY TRICKED THOMAS

864
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,115
INTO THINKING WE WERE GONNA

865
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:49,616
DROP HIM.

866
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,451
>> Both: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

867
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,785
>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

868
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:53,520
[ ENGINE REVS ]

869
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,021
[ SPIRITS MOAN ]

870
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:55,788
>> CURSES!

871
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,291
ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS!

872
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,360
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

873
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,494
>> Mordecai: WHOA!

874
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,228
>> WHOA!

875
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,730
[ BOTH SCREAM ]

876
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:07,199
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

877
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,234
>> [ GRUNTS ]

878
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,469
OHH.

879
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,338
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

880
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,506
WHEN I TELL MY DADDY WHAT YOU'VE

881
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,642
DONE, HE'LL TORTURE YOUR SOULS

882
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:16,676
FOR ETERNITY!

883
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,178
GOOD LUCK GOING ON DATES THEN.

884
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:22,549
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

885
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,316
>> UH...

886
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,151
>> Mordecai: SHHHH! SHH, SHH!

887
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:28,321
>> [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]

888
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,656
[ VEHICLE DOOR OPENS ]

889
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,723
>> WHAT THE --

890
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,359
>> [ SNORING ]

891
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,393
>> SO, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE

892
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,494
2 FOR 2, MORDO.

893
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,329
IF YOU DON'T WATCH YOURSELF,

894
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,097
I'LL HAVE TO ENLIST YOU AS A

895
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,265
FULL-TIME SITTER!

896
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,099
[ LAUGHS ]

897
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,601
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES

898
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,502
NERVOUSLY ]

899
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,437
>> NOW GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!

900
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,672
>> WAIT. YOU DON'T GET PAID?

901
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:46,573
>> Mordecai: NAH.

902
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:47,607
HE JUST LETS US LIVE.

903
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,108
>> WELL, REALLY, I SHOULD THANK

904
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:49,676
YOU FOR THAT.

905
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,243
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEARNED HOW

906
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,345
TO RIDE A BIKE SO FAST.

907
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,212
THAT WAS AWESOME!

908
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,414
>> Mordecai: YEAH. WELL, I WAS

909
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,515
JUST TRYING TO LOOK COOL.

910
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,516
>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

911
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:57,684
I CAN GET WANTING TO IMPRESS

912
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,351
YOUR DATE.

913
00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,519
>> Mordecai: SO, DID IT WORK?

914
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,520
>> HE DOESN'T NEED TO

915
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,187
IMPRESS ME.

916
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,254
I ALREADY THINK HE'S COOL.

917
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:03,390
>> Mordecai: WELL, HE THINKS THE

918
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,090
SAME ABOUT HER.

919
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:04,857
YOU'VE REALLY BEEN LOOKING

920
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,192
FORWARD TO THIS FOR A LONG TIME?

921
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,293
>> YEAH.

922
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,227
[ SMOOCHES ]

923
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,128
>> Mordecai: WANT A LIFT WHILE

924
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:09,696
WE TRY TO HAIL A CAB?

925
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,531
>> OH, PLEASE.

926
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,532
HUP!

927
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,534
[ BOTH LAUGH ]