[ ALL GROANING ]
>> Muscle Man: OKAY, THAT'S IT.
>> Mordecai: COME ON,
MUSCLE MAN, NOT THE PANTS!
>> Muscle Man: IF I DON'T
TAKE 'EM OFF, I CAN'T COOL 'EM
OFF.
SIMPLE SCIENCE, BRO.
>> Benson: LISTEN UP.
DUE TO THE EXTREME HEAT, THE
PARK IS CLOSED TODAY.
WORK'S CANCELED.
IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN THE
SHADE, LYING STILL.
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT!
DID YOU HEAR THAT, MORDECAI?
A DAY OFF.
>> Mordecai: TOO BAD WE DON'T
HAVE AIR-CONDITIONING AND IT'S
TOO HOT TO MOVE.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.
MAN, THIS DAY OFF IS A SCAM.
>> Mordecai: WE JUST HAVE TO
FIND A PLACE WHERE WE CAN COOL
DOWN.
>> Eileen: SO...JUST THE FREE
ICE WATER, THEN?
>> Rigby: YEAH, THANKS, EILEEN.
AHH!
OOH!
AHHHH!
>> Eileen: FEEL BETTER NOW?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
FEEL BETTER NOW, RIGBY?
>> Rigby: NO! I'M STILL HOT!
>> Eileen: "MORDECAI AND THE
RIGBYS..."
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT?
>> Mordecai: WE HAD TO BREAK UP.
DIDN'T WANT TO END UP AS BRITISH
DIRTBAGS, SO...
>> Eileen: THAT'S WHY I QUIT
MOLE SCOUTS, TOO.
WELL, ANYWAY, IF YOU FEEL LIKE
GETTING BACK TOGETHER, THERE'S A
BATTLE OF THE BANDS HERE
TONIGHT.
>> Mordecai: NAH, THAT WAS A
DIFFERENT TIME.
>> Rigby: YEAH, THINGS HAVE
CHANGED FOR US.
>> Eileen: FIRST PRIZE IS AN
AIR CONDITIONER.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Mordecai: WHERE'S THE SIGN-UP
SHEET?
DUDES, DUDES!
GUESS WHAT!
[ ALL GROANING ]
THERE'S GONNA BE A BATTLE OF THE
BANDS TONIGHT!
>> Muscle Man: WHY SHOULD WE
CARE, BRO?
>> Mordecai: 'CAUSE THE PRIZE IS
A BRAND-NEW AIR CONDITIONER!
>> Pops: THAT'S JUST WHAT WE
NEED!
>> Rigby: AND WE'RE GETTING THE
BAND BACK TOGETHER!
[ BOTH IMITATING ELECTRIC
GUITAR ]
>> Benson: MORDECAI AND THE
RIGBYS AREN'T A BAND.
TWO GUYS WHO CAN BARELY PLAY
GUITAR ISN'T A BAND!
>> Mordecai: HEY!
WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING!
>> Rigby: BUT ON YOUR SECOND
POINT, YOU'RE RIGHT -- TWO GUYS
ISN'T A BAND.
THAT'S WHY WE NEED YOU GUYS!
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
POPS, KEYS!
>> Rigby: SKIPS, BASS!
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN AND
FIVES, HORN!
[ BOTH IMITATING DRUMS ]
>> Both: BENSON ON DRUMS!
AND...
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Thomas: I KNOW!
I CAN BE YOUR BRITISH MANAGER.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Thomas: DUDE, EVERY BAND HAS
A MEAN BRITISH MANAGER.
[ British accent ] OY, YOU LOT!
[ LAUGHS ]
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN
MANCHESTER 'ALF AN 'OUR AGO!
>> Mordecai: UH, SURE, MAN.
SO, YOU GUYS WITH US?
>> Muscle Man: IF IT MEANS
GETTING OUT OF THIS HEAT WAVE,
THEN WE'RE IN!
>> All: A.C.! A.C.! A.C.! A.C.!
>> Benson: YOU GUYS BETTER KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
[ INSTRUMENTS TUNING ]
>> Mordecai: GUYS. GUYS!
>> Thomas: OY, LISTEN UP, YOU
LOT!
MORDO HERE HAS SOMETHIN' TO SAY!
>> Mordecai: UH, THANKS, THOMAS.
NOW, WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
AND WE ALL HAVE EQUAL SAY.
NO ONE PERSON IS IN CHARGE,
OKAY?
>> Benson: FINE.
EVEN THOUGH I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN
IN A SUCCESSFUL BAND BEFORE...
>> Rigby: OKAY, WE NEED A REALLY
AWESOME TUNE.
ANYBODY HAVE ANY SONG IDEAS?
>> Benson: I'M WORKING ON A ROCK
OPERA.
IT'S A LITTLE THING I CALL
"BENSONPHONIA."
>> Muscle Man: BENSON, NO
OFFENSE, BUT SINCE WE'RE EQUALS
NOW, THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY STUPID,
BRO.
NO OFFENSE.
>> Mordecai: ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON A RIFF.
>> Pops: LET'S HEAR IT!
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN!
>> Mordecai: OKAY.
I'M A BIT RUSTY, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY, OKAY.
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR STRUMMING ]
[ BASS GUITAR STRUMMING ]
[ KEYBOARD PLAYING ]
[ DRUMMING ]
[ TRUMPET BLARING ]
>> Rigby: COME ON, MORDO!
>> Mordecai: * SOMETIMES I DREAM
ABOUT THAT A.C., A.C. *
* COLD WAVES BLOWIN' OVER,
OVER ME *
* FEELIN' HOT
* MAYBE IT'S A STATE OF MIND
* THINK COLD TO PASS THE,
PASS THE TIME *
* SNOWMEN AND
SNOWSTORMS *
>> Benson: STOP.
STOP, STOP!
AGAIN.
1 AND A 2 AND A 3 AND A 4!
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
YOU'RE NOT BLOWING HARD ENOUGH.
I MEAN, REALLY BLOW!
AND AS FOR...
YOU'RE FLAT!
[ TONES PLAYING ]
SEE HOW MUCH BETTER THAT SOUNDS?
SKIPS, YOU GOT TO PLAY ON TEMPO!
[ CHORD PLAYS ]
AGAIN!
[ CHORD PLAYS ]
AGAIN!
[ CHORD PLAYS ]
AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN!
>> Mordecai: SORRY FOR THE WEIRD
MEETING PLACE, BUT BENSON ONLY
ALLOWED ONE BATHROOM BREAK, AND
WE GOT SOME URGENT BUSINESS TO
TAKE CARE OF.
NOW, I'M GONNA SAY WHAT
EVERYBODY ELSE IS THINKING --
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT
BENSON, RIGHT?
>> Skips: HE TOLD ME MY BASS
PLAYING WAS SLOPPY!
ME!
SKIPS!
>> Pops: HE TOLD ME MY ARPEGGIOS
DON'T ARPEGGI-FLOW!
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>> Rigby: AT THIS RATE, WE'RE
NEVER GONNA WIN THAT A.C.
AND THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS IS
IN A FEW HOURS!
>> Mordecai: WHO THINKS ME AND
RIGBY SHOULD RUN REHEARSALS?
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
>> Rigby: MEETING ADJOURNED.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT!
GOOD MEETI-- AAAAH!
>> Benson: I CAME TO CHECK UP ON
YOU GUYS.
I'M THE ONLY ONE TAKING THIS
SERIOUSLY, AND YOU BACKSTAB ME
LIKE THIS?!
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Benson: WELL, I QUIT!
>> Mordecai: GOOD RIDDANCE!
AND DON'T COME BACK!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> Muscle Man: DUDE, WE NEED A
DRUMMER!
NOW WHAT?!
>> Rigby: IT'LL BE FINE, RIGHT?
>> Pops: OH, NO!
>> Thomas: [ Normal voice ] 1,
2...3...
[ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAYING ]
>> Mordecai: HEY! HEY, GUYS!
I THINK WE GOT TO SCRAP
"KEEPIN' IT COOL."
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> Mordecai: IT'LL BE OKAY,
THOUGH!
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A NEW SOUND
THAT THE JUDGES ARE GONNA GO
NUTS FOR.
OKAY, SO IT STARTS OFF WITH A
CHILD'S VOICE SAYING, "YOU CAN'T
TELL ME WHAT TO DO."
AND THEN IT GOES...
* USED TO BE A TIME WHEN YOU HAD
ALL THE POWER *
* BUT THESE DAYS
* IT'S MORE LIKE YOU ARE JUST A
JERK *
>> Rigby: MORDECAI --
>> Mordecai: * YEAH, AND I DON'T
WANNA LOOK AT YOUR FACE *
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Rigby: LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
THIS IS NOT A GOOD SONG!
>> Mordecai: OH, YEAH?
THEN HOW COME THIS IS THE SONG
THAT'S GONNA TAKE US TO THE TOP?
>> Rigby: AAH! GET OFF OF ME!
>> Muscle Man: WHOA, WHOA!
COOL IT!
>> Rigby: YOU'VE LOST IT, DUDE!
>> Mordecai: GOOD! [ SPITS ]
I DIDN'T WANT IT ANYWAY!
I QUIT.
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]
>> Eileen: IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW, EILEEN.
I MEAN, ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS
WIN THE AIR CONDITIONER.
AND NOW MORDECAI AND THE RIGBYS
IS DEAD...AGAIN.
>> Eileen: YEAH, BUT IF ANYONE
CAN GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER,
IT'S YOU.
>> Rigby: ME? WHY ME?
>> Eileen: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
CAME UP WITH THE BAND IN THE
FIRST PLACE, AND YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO KEPT WEARING THE T-SHIRT WAY
AFTER IT WAS COOL.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN KEEP THE
BAND ALIVE.
>> Rigby: HEY, YEAH.
I CAN GET THE BAND BACK
TOGETHER.
AND ALL I GOT TO DO IS LIE AND
SAY I GOT FREE PIZZA.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Mordecai: DON'T GET ANY
IDEAS.
I'M JUST HERE TO EAT MY FREE
PIZZA AND GO.
PFFT!
>> Benson: PFFT!
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> Mordecai: RIGBY?!
>> Benson: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, WHERE'S THE
FREE PIZZA?
>> Rigby: OKAY, LOOK, DON'T BE
MAD, BUT THERE'S NO FREE PIZZA.
>> Mordecai: I'M OUT!
>> Rigby: BUT THERE IS A GOOD
REASON I BROUGHT YOU ALL HERE!
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT, GUYS!
WE CAN STILL WIN!
>> Mordecai: NO WAY, DUDE.
I'M NOT PLAYING IN A BAND WITH
BENSON.
[ CYMBAL CRASHES ]
>> Benson: DON'T TOUCH MY KIT,
MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: OR WHAT?
>> Benson: OR...
OR I'LL CUT YOUR STRINGS.
[ CYMBAL CRASHES ]
>> Benson: [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Skips: HEY!
>> Pops: OOH!
OH! BAD SHOW!
>> Muscle Man: OOPS!
>> Thomas: [ English accent ]
OY! JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE --
KRIKEY.
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
OH, MAN, WHAT WERE WE DOING?
>> Rigby: YEAH.
WE JUST BROKE A BUNCH OF STUFF.
>> Muscle Man: I GUESS I'LL
NEVER GO TRIPLE PLATINUM WITH
THIS BABY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
LET THE HEAT GET TO US LIKE
THIS.
I'M SORRY I QUIT, DUDE.
>> Rigby: IT'S OKAY, MAN.
THIS STUFF HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE
IN A BAND.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT I FORGOT
WHAT WAS MOST IMPORTANT.
>> Rigby: FRIENDSHIP?
>> Mordecai: THE AIR
CONDITIONER.
YOU'RE RIGHT, THOUGH.
WE CA STILL WIN THIS THING.
>> Rigby: OKA-A-A-Y.
EXCEPT THAT WAS SOMETHING I SAID
BEFORE WE BROKE ALL OUR
INSTRUMENTS.
>> Mordecai: NO, WE CAN STILL DO
IT!
WHEN YOU'RE IN MORDECAI AND THE
RIGBYS, THE MUSIC'S INSIDE OF
YOU.
BUT WE NEED EVERYBODY IF WE'RE
GONNA WIN, EVEN THE ONES WE
THOUGHT WERE ACTING LIKE JERKS
BUT ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD
DRUMMERS.
* WEATHER
* I'M A DOG, YOU'RE THE MASTER
* WINTER, YEAH
[ AUDIENCE BOOING ]
>> NEXT!
>> Eileen: WHAT HAPPENED BACK
THERE?
>> Thomas: [ Normal voice ] UH,
ALL THE INSTRUMENTS ARE
DESTROYED.
>> Eileen: WHAT?!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Eileen: THERE THEY ARE!
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> HEY! WHERE ARE YOUR
INSTRUMENTS, MAN?!
>> Mordecai: SHUT IT!
>> Both: WE'RE MORDECAI AND THE
RIGBYS!
>> Mordecai: AND WE ROCK SO
HARD, WE DON'T NEED INSTRUMENTS.
>> Rigby: HIT IT!
>> Benson: A ONE, A TWO.
A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
>> Both: * BAH NAH, TAKA TAKA
* BAH NAH, TAKA TAKA
>> Skips: * BUH NUH NUH NUH
NUH, NUH DUH DUH, DA DA *
>> Pops: * MEW WEW WEW WEW
WEW WEW, WEW WEW WEW WEW *
* MEW WEW WEW, WEW WEW
>> Benson: * DUGUH DUGUH
TCH!
>> Muscle Man: * WAH WAH, WAH
WAH, WAH WAH *
* WAH WAH WAH, WAH WAH
* WAH WAH, WAH WAH, WAH WAH
>> Both: * BOW, BOW, BOW, BOW
* BOW BOW BOW BOW, BOW BOW BOW
BOW *
>> Mordecai: * SOMETIMES I DREAM
ABOUT ICE PLANET X *
* A DISTANT PLANET WAY COLDER,
COLDER THAN THE REST *
* THAT'S WHERE LORD BLIZZORD
RESIDES *
* THINK ABOUT HIS KINGDOM TO
PASS THE, PASS THE TIME *
* ICE-LITHS AND ICE HENGE
* THERE'S NOT MUCH TO IT
* GETTIN' BLASTED BY ICE RAYS
* BY BLIZZARD WIZARDS,
ICE DRUIDS *
* CHILLA-A-A-A-A-A-X
* K-K-K-KEEPING IT COOL
[ INSTRUMENTS PLAYING ]
[ BOTH CHEERING ]
>> Eileen: MAN, THEY SURE LOOK
GROSS AND SWEATY.
* K-K-K-KEEPING IT COOL
[ FINALE PLAYS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
LORD BLIZZORD!
[ ICE CRACKING ]
HUH?
AHH!
WE WON.
>> Eileen: ACTUALLY, YOU GUYS
COLLAPSED OF HEAT STROKE BEFORE
YOU EVEN STARTED.
>> Mordecai: [ Slurring ] WE
DON'T EVEN NEED INSTRUMENTS!
>> Benson: [ Weakly ] 1, 2...
3...
>> Mordecai: * BWOW, WOW WOW
* RWAH-UH
UNH!
[ AUDIENCE BOOING ]
>> Eileen: YOU ACTUALLY GOT LAST
PLACE.
YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MUST HAVE
CREATED A REALITY WHERE YOU WERE
REALLY GOOD.
YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL NOW.
>> Rigby: BUT, DUDE, FREE A.C.
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> Mordecai: [ SHUDDERED
BREATHING ]
CAN WE GET SOME EXTRA BLANKETS?