>> Both: [ Chanting ] ROOFING!
ROOFING!
PROTECT FROM THE ELEMENTS --
RAIN, SNOW AND HAIL!
>> Rigby: GOT A ARMFUL OF
TILES...
>> Mordecai: AND A NAIL GUN THAT
NAILS!
>> Both: NO TIME TO MINGLE WHEN
WE'RE PUTTING DOWN SHINGLES!
WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Skips: ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
TIME FOR LUNCH.
OKAY. GOT ONE FOR MORDO.
RIGBY, THINK FAST!
>> Rigby: UH...
AAH! NO!
[ SPLAT ]
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
SHOULD'VE GONE FOR IT, DUDE.
>> Rigby: AW.
IF I WAS IMMORTAL LIKE SKIPS, I
WOULD'VE GONE FOR IT.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THAT WOULD BE
AWESOME.
>> Rigby: BEING IMMORTAL MUST
RULE, RIGHT, SKIPS?
>> Skips: MEH, NOT REALLY.
>> Mordecai: I BET YOU COULD
SURVIVE THE VACUUM OF SPACE,
THOUGH.
>> Skips: GOTTA BREATHE.
BEING IMMORTAL DOESN'T CHANGE
THAT.
>> Rigby: OH, OH, I GOT ONE --
SWIMMING ONE HOUR AFTER EATING.
>> Skips: THAT HAS NEVER KILLED
ME.
>> Both: WO-O-O-O-O-W.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY.
IF SOMEBODY CUT OFF YOUR HEAD,
PUT IT INTO A JAR...
>> Skips: LOOK, FELLAS, YOU GOT
THIS IMMORTALITY THING ALL
WRONG!
>> Rigby: HEY, HOW DID YOU
BECOME IMMORTAL, ANYWAY?
>> Skips: EH, YOU DON'T WANT TO
HEAR THAT.
>> Both: AW!
>> Mordecai: COME ON.
PLE-E-ASE?
>> Rigby: YEAH. PLE-E-E-E-ASE?
PLEASE, SKIPS? PLEASE, SKIPS?
>> Mordecai: COME ON! PLEASE!
PLEASE!
>> Skips: [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL YOU HOW I GOT MY
IMMORTALITY.
>> Both: YEA-YUH!
>> Skips: A LONG TIME AGO, IN A
HIGH SCHOOL FAR, FAR AWAY...
>> MR. WALKS, ACCORDING TO YOUR
PERMANENT RECORD, YOU'VE BEEN
EXPELLED FROM THREE SCHOOLS THIS
YEAR ALONE!
AND THIS WAS DUE TO..."FIGHTING
AND PUGILISTIC TENDENCIES"?
>> YEAH, I MIGHT'VE DONE SOME OF
THAT.
>> WELL, ONE FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL,
MR. WALKS, AND THAT MEANS
EXPULSION.
>> OOH!
SCHOOL'S WORTHLESS TO AN
ADVENTURER SUCH AS ME!
>> THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO
GRADUATE, WALKS.
DO YOU WISH TO REMAIN A
SCOUNDREL OR BETTER YOURSELF?
GARETH!
>> YES, HEADMASTER BENNETT?
>> SHOW WALKS TO HIS LOCKER.
>> I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP,
GARETH.
I CAN FIND MY OWN WAY AROUND.
>> WAIT.
WALKS, I CAST NO DOUBTS UPON
YOUR NAVIGATION SKILLS, O GREAT
ADVENTURER, BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO NAVIGATE SOCIALLY?
>> WH-O-O-OA.
>> WALKS, FOLLOW ME.
OVER HERE, WE HAVE THE ATHLETES
AND CHEER-DIRECTORS.
AND OVER YONDER, BOOKISH TYPES.
HARK! I HEAR SOME DRAMATICS.
>> "ALAS, POOR YORICK."
>> AND THERE'S THE GOTHS, MODS,
AND SETTLERS.
HERE'S MY CLIQUE.
>> * WE WELCOME YOU, WE WELCOME
YOU *
>> ON BEHALF OF THE IMMORTAL
STUDENT COUNCIL...AND GLEE CLUB.
WELCOME TO YOUR LOCKER, WALKS!
YOU SHOULD JOIN US!
>> WHY?
>> NOTHING WINS YOU MORE RESPECT
IN SCHOOL THAN STUDENT
GOVERNMENT!
[ GURGLES ]
>> REGINALD, REGINALD, HEAD'S AS
BIG AS A SHED-GINALD.
HELLO, IMMORTAL STUDENT COUNCIL.
HOW ARE WE TODAY?
>> OHH, I NEED A NEW DIAPER.
>> UH, PLEASE,
BROTHER KLORGBANE, NO
WET WILLIAMS OR WEDGED
UNDERCLOTHES TODAY!
>> YEAH. LEAVE THEM ALONE!
>> HUH? WHO'S THIS?
WHO DARES INTERRUPT KLORGBANE?
[ ALL GASP ]
>> I'M WALKS!
YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
>> LEAVE THEM ALONE OR WHAT,
WALKS?
HUH? OR WHAT? HUH?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> NOBODY TOUCHES ME!
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> OH, NOTHING!
WE'RE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH
OTHER.
>> [ Chuckling ] YES.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE REALLY GOING
TO HIT IT OFF.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THIS ISN'T OVER.
>> NOBODY'S EVER STOOD UP TO
KLORGBANE BEFORE.
>> WALKS NEVER WALKS AWAY FROM A
JERK.
>> Rigby: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.
YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH ALL
THOSE GUYS?
>> Skips: YEAH, WE HAVE A LONG
HISTORY TOGETHER.
WHAT'D YOU EXPECT FROM A BUNCH
OF IMMORTALS?
>> Rigby: WAIT.
HOW DID YOU GET YOUR
IMMORTALITY?
>> Skips: I'M GETTING TO THAT!
SO, LUNCHTIME ROLLED AROUND, AND
IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYONE ALREADY
HAD THEIR TABLES ALL FIGURED
OUT.
>> THERE'S A SPOT RIGHT HERE.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO DINE WITH ME
IF YOU WISH.
>> I, UH, UH...
>> UH...
>> DO YOU...WISH TO DINE WITH
ME?
>> OH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH, BEG PARDON.
UH, YES, THANK YOU!
I-I WAS JUST --
>> STARING VACANTLY IN MY
DIRECTION?
>> OH-HO-HO! YOU CAUGHT ME!
[ CHUCKLES ]
BEG PARDON, AGAIN.
>> MY GIVEN NAME IS DESDEMONA,
BUT Y CAN CALL ME MONA.
>> I'M WALKS, AS IN...WELL,
"WALKS" IS AS FAR AS MY NAME
WILL SHORTEN.
>> OH!
DO YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT NO ONE
CALLS YOU "LKS"?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
HARD TO BELIEVE THAT NICKNAME
NEVER TOOK ROOT.
UGH! 'TIS TERRIBLE!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.
NO ONE EATS THE SCHOOL LUNCH IF
IT CAN BE AVOIDED.
SOMEHOW, THE KITCHEN EVEN RUINS
APPLE BROWN BETTY.
>> REALLY?
HOW DOES ONE EVEN DO THAT?
[ LAUGHS ]
THERE ARE ONLY FOUR INGREDIENTS!
>> WALKS...
>> HUH?
>> ...MY BABY FRIENDS AND I HAVE
A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
>> OF WHAT SORT?
>> WE'D LIKE TO FORMALLY REQUEST
THAT YOU FIGHT KLORGBANE.
WE BELIEVE THAT UPON EXAMINATION
OF THIS CHART --
>> NO NEED.
I WAS GOING TO FIGHT HIM ANYWAY.
>> OH, SPLENDID.
>> TO ASSURE KLORGBANE'S DEFEAT,
WE'VE BEGUN DESIGN ON A DEVICE
CALLED...THE FISTS OF JUSTICE,
WHICH WILL --
>> CALL OFF YOUR DESIGN.
ALL THE FISTS I NEED RESIDE IN
MY POCKETS.
>> HEAR THEM OUT, WALKS.
ARCHIBALD HOLDS A VERY
CONVINCING ILLUSTRATION.
>> LIKE US, KLORGBANE THE
DESTROYER WAS CREATED IMMORTAL.
HE THEREFORE CANNOT BE DEFEATED
BY A MERE MORTAL.
>> [ WHISTLES ]
>> HOWEVER, WITH THE PROPER
WEAPON, A MORTAL OF YOUR
STRENGTH AND SKILL MAY PREVAIL.
>> LET ME SEE THAT.
HMM.
I'LL CONSIDER THEM.
>> WE DO HOPE YOU WILL.
>> ANYWAY, AT MY LAST SCHOOL --
MONA?
MONA!
MONA, WAIT UP!
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE?
I TURNED AROUND, AND YOU WERE
GONE!
>> I HEARD WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING.
>> I KNOW.
YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT ACROSS
FROM ME.
>> WELL, I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
I THOUGHT WE HAD A SPECIAL
CONNECTION, WALKS, BUT I'M NOT
INTO MEN WHO FIGHT.
SO FARE THEE WELL.
>> WAIT! NO! I DON'T FIGHT!
LOOK. [ LAUGHS ] NO FISTS!
>> VERY FUNNY.
>> NO, MONA, PLEASE.
FORGET ABOUT THE FIGHT.
WE D HAVE A CONNECTION.
LET'S JUST GET TO KNOW EACH
OTHER -- GO FOR A CANOE RIDE,
PERHAPS.
>> I'M NOT REALLY INTO CANOES,
EITHER.
>> YOU LEFT THIS ON THE TABLE.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY INTO
LITTERBUGS, BUT I WAS WILLING TO
RECONSIDER FOR YOU.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET TO
KNOW ME, WE COULD USE ANOTHER
SET OF HANDS MAKING DECORATIONS
ON THE PROM COMMITTEE!
THAT'S WHERE I SPEND MY FREE
TIME.
>> WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
>> MONA, EVERYBODY WANTS TO
KNOW -- WHAT'S THE PROM THEME
THIS YEAR?
>> WELL, IT'S AN UNDERSEA THEME.
I ENVISION SOME SCALLOP SHELLS
HERE, AND OVER HERE --
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> AAH!
>> WHAT'S A-HAPPENING, MONA?
>> [ GIGGLING ]
OH, IT'S JUST YOU, WALKS.
COME DOWN FROM THERE!
HELP ME WITH THIS.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
TOOLS?
>> OF COURSE!
I AM A GREAT ADVENTURER.
>> HOW MANY ADVENTURES HAVE YOU
ACTUALLY BEEN ON?
>> [ MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY ]
...A LOT!
I CHASED STORMS WITH A FELLA
NAMED SAMPSON SOME YEARS BACK.
>> WELL, THIS ADVENTURE IS
CALLED, "HAMMERING TWO PIECES OF
WOOD TOGETHER."
>> [ GROANS ]
>> WALKS, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT
FORCE.
TAKE YOUR TIME!
AND IF YOUR AIM IS TRUE, THEN...
>> THE NAIL...IS DRIVEN...IN.
>> MONA! HIM? SERIOUSLY?
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT, KLORGBANE?
>> TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> UH...
KLORGBANE, YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT.
I WON'T FIGHT YOU!
>> WHAT?!
>> I SAID I WON'T FIGHT YOU!
>> YOU WON'T, OR YOU CAN'T?
COWARD!
>> WALKS, THAT WAS SO BRAVE!
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> YOU USED YOUR WORDS INSTEAD
OF VIOLENCE.
>> HOW ABOUT THESE WORDS, MONA?
DO YOU WISH TO GO OUT WITH ME
TONIGHT?!
>> OH! UM...
ALL RIGHT!
>> SPLENDID!
SEE YOU AT 7:00!
>> Rigby: WAIT, WAIT.
YOUR STORY WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET
AWESOME, AND NOW IT'S A MUSHY
ROMANCE?
I'M SORRY, SKIPS, BUT...
[ BLOWS RASPBERRY ]
OW! I BIT MY TONGUE!
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, PLEASE
CONTINUE.
>> Skips: SO, WITH HIS POWER
UNCHECKED, KLORGBANE DID WHAT HE
WANTED.
BENNETT WAS CLUELESS.
>> OOH, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR
CRAVAT?
>> TO FLEE OR NOT TO FLEE?!
AAH!
>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> WALKS!
>> REGINALD, WHAT AM I TO DO
HERE?
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT
KLORGBANE.
BUT IF WE FIGHT, BENNETT WILL
EXPEL ME, AND MONA WILL LOSE
INTEREST IN ME!
OHH, HIGH SCHOOL IS SO
COMPLICATED.
>> BUT, WALKS, YOU MUST.
IT IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
MONA AND BENNETT WILL FORGIVE
YOU ONCE THEY UNDERSTAND.
>> AND THIS YOU PROMISE?
>> OUR PROMISES ARE AS GOOD
AS GOLD.
AFTER ALL, WE ARE THE STUDENT
GOVERNMENT.
[ ALL AGREEING ]
>> PLEASE, WALKS.
YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
>> MM...
[ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
>> WONDERFUL!
>> WE WILL HAVE OUR PEOPLE
CONTACT HIS PEOPLE AND SET UP A
FIGHT TIME AND PLACE.
>> AND IT WILL NOT CONFLICT WITH
MY TIME WITH MONA?
>> OF COURSE NOT!
>> FINE! NOW BEGONE!
I HAVE A DATE.
>> Rigby: WHOA, THE BABIES
FINISHED THE FISTS OF JUSTICE!
FINALLY, WE'RE GETTING TO THE
GOOD STUFF!
>> Skips: EH, EH, EH, EH, EH!
SO, WE SPUN, AND WE SPUN, AND WE
SPUN, AND WE SPUN.
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
>> Skips: THEN WE SKIPPED, AND
WE SKIPPED, AND WE SKIPPED...
>> [ Panting ] ALL RIGHT, WE'VE
SKIPPED AROUND THE SCHOOL THREE
TIMES NOW, AND I'M STARTING TO
CRAMP UP.
>> AW, COME ON. ONE MORE LOOP?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I'M GONNA HAVE TO START CALLING
YOU "SKIPS" IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!
I REALLY SHOULD GO BEFORE THE
BELL RINGS, THOUGH.
>> WAIT, MONA! BEFORE YOU GO...
I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.
>> A GIFT?
OH, WALKS, I LOVE IT!
>> REMEMBER THAT TIME THERE WAS
A BEE ON YOUR HAT, AND I MADE
YOU SIT STILL FOR WHAT FELT LIKE
AN ETERNITY UNTIL IT FLEW AWAY?
>> YES?
>> [ Chuckling ] THERE WAS NO
BEE!
I ONLY TOLD YOU THAT SO I COULD
TAKE YOUR PHOTOGRAPH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU GOT ME RIGHT GOOD!
HELP ME PUT IT ON?
>> THERE'S JUST ONE MORE
PRESSING MATTER.
>> STUDENTS!
IS THERE NOT SOMEPLACE ELSE FOR
YOU TO BE?
>> QUICKLY, WHAT IS IT?
>> WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH
ME?
>> OF COURSE I WILL!
[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
>> WHA-- UH -- [ GRUNTS ]
>> OH, WALKS, YOU'VE MADE ME SO
HAPPY THAT I SHALL SKIP FOR THE
REST OF THE DAY.
>> [ SIGHS ]
[ BELL TOLLING ]
>> SLATES AT THE READY FOR
DICTATION, CLASS.
"E PLURIBUS UNUM LOREM IPSUM
SIT AMET DUIS LECTUS QUIS DUI
VIVERRA VESTIBULUM ALIQUAM...
>> "FRIEND, THE FIGHT IS SET FOR
SATURDAY AT 8:00 P.M.
SAME TIME AS PROM!
WILL YOU ATTEND?"
GARETH, THAT IS THE WORST
POSSIBLE TIME!
>> IT IS THE ONLY TIME THAT
KLORGBANE IS AVAILABLE!
HE IS SURPRISINGLY INVOLVED IN A
LOT OF EXTRACURRICULARS.
>> BUT THIS WILL RUIN EVERYTHING
WITH MONA!
>> YOU CAN STILL TAKE HER TO THE
PROM.
SIMPLY SAY YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM, AND THEN SNEAK OUT FOR
THE FIGHT.
YOU CAN COME RIGHT BACK FOR --
>> WALKS, GARETH, EYES AND EARS
ON THE FRONT OF THE ROOM!
>> [ Whispering ] Behind the
auditorium at 8:00.
We'll bring the fists!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
>> WELL, WELL, WELL.
YOU MUST BE WALKS.
>> THAT'S CORRECT, SIR.
>> DESDEMONA, YOUR DATE'S HERE!
>> BE RIGHT DOWN!
>> TAKE YOUR TIME!
YOU'RE GROWING UP TOO FAST!
>> DAD!
>> ARE YOU NEW IN TOWN, WALKS?
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU FROM
DESDEMONA'S EARLIER CLASSES.
>> UH, NO, SIR.
I JUST SWITCH SCHOOLS A LOT
BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING EXPELLED.
>> OH. I SEE.
>> [ Singsong voice ] HERE SHE
CO-O-MES!
>> OH, MONA! YOU WORE IT!
>> I'LL ALWAYS WEAR IT.
MO-O-M!
>> OH, MONA, YOU'VE JUST GOT
SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE!
>> STO-O-P!
>> I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK
LIKE TRASH ON YOUR PROM NIGHT!
>> SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, EVEN
WITH THE JUNK ON HER FACE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
LET'S GO.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER
TONIGHT.
DON'T FORGET SHE'S SOMEONE'S
LITTLE GIRL!
>> [ SIGHS ] DON'T MIND HIM.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE PERFECT.
[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> LET'S KEEP IT CLEAN TONIGHT,
EUGENE!
I DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF LAST
YEAR!
>> ISN'T THIS SO MAGICAL?
I DON'T MEAN TO BOAST, BUT ARE
OUR DECORATIONS NOT JUST THE
EPITOME OF
"ENCHANTMENT UNDER THE SEA"?
>> OH, THEY ARE.
I TRULY DO FEEL AS THOUGH I'M
RIDING THE WAVES OF A DREAM.
AND I HAVE THE WEIGHT OF THE
ENTIRE OCEAN UPON MY SHOULDERS.
>> YES, WELL, WE ALL INTERPRET
THE THEME IN OUR OWN WAYS!
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> UH, I'M SORRY, MONA.
I-I COULD USE A REFRESHMENT.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
REFRESHMENTS?
I-I'M GONNA GO GET US SOME
REFRESHMENTS.
>> ALL RIGHT...?
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
>> AAH!
HERE YOU ARE, MONA.
I-I-I DRANK ALL MINE BEFORE I
COULD MAKE IT BACK TO YOU.
UH, IT SEEMS TO HAVE MADE ITS
WAY THROUGH MY SYSTEM AT THE
PACE OF A STEAM ENGINE!
[ CHUCKLES ]
SO NOW I-I REALLY MUST USE THE
BATHROOM, IF YOU'LL PARDON ME
AGAIN.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WALKS, IT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY
POSSIBLE FOR PUNCH TO DIGEST
THAT QUICKLY.
>> BUT, YOU SEE, I --
>> [ GASPS ]
DO YOU NOT ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS
SONG?
>> UH --
>> * "LET'S DANCE IN STYLE,
LET'S DANCE FOR A WHILE" *
COME!
>> NO, I DON'T PARTICULARLY,
UH --
>> IS THIS WHY YOU'VE BEEN
ACTING SO STRANGE?
>> UH, YES?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
DON'T BE SILLY!
SOME OF THE GREATEST ADVENTURES
CAN BE HAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
>> * LET US DIE YOUNG, OR LET US
LIVE FOREVER *
* WE DON'T HAVE THE POWER, BUT
WE NEVER SAY NEVER *
* SITTING IN A SAND PIT, LIFE IS
A SHORT TRIP *
* THE MUSIC'S FOR THE SAD MEN
* CAN YOU IMAGINE WHEN THIS RACE
IS WON? *
* TURN OUR GOLDEN FACES INTO THE
SUN *
* PRAISING OUR LEADERS, WE'RE
GETTING IN TUNE *
* THE MUSIC'S PLAYED BY THE, THE
MAD MEN *
* FOREVER YOUNG, I WANT TO BE
FOREVER YOUNG *
>> IT IS 8:00!
WHERE IS MY OPPONENT?
>> WALKS WILL BE HERE.
>> DO NOT WORRY.
>> BUT JUST IN CASE, I'LL GO
GIVE HIM A REMINDER.
>> * I WANT TO BE --
[ TAPPING ]
>> WHAT IS IT, WALKS?
IS SOMETHING AMISS?
>> WALKS!
>> NO!
UH, EVERYTHING IS PERFECT!
UH, I-I-I JUST --
>> OH, WALKS, THE PHOTOGRAPHER
HAS ARRIVED.
LET'S POSE FOR A PROM PORTRAIT!
COME!
IT'LL ONLY TAKE 10 MINUTES!
>> UH...
>> ENOUGH!
IF WALKS WILL NOT COME TO ME,
THEN I WILL GO TO HIM!
>> KLORGBANE, NO.
[ GRUNTS ]
I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL YOU'RE
TRYING TO ESCAPE.
>> [ Strained ] NO! OF COURSE!
I'M EXACTLY WHERE I WISH TO BE.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> WALKS!
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> DID YOU THINK I WASN'T GOING
TO COME LOOKING FOR YOU?
[ GROWLING ]
THINK YOU COULD JUST BE A
NO-SHOW?!
>> OHH!
>> OUR FIGHT STARTED AT 8:00!
>> A FIGHT? BUT, WALKS!
>> IT WASN'T MEANT TO UNFOLD
LIKE THIS, MONA!
I'M SORRY!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> MONA!
KLORGBANE!
>> [ CACKLING ]
>> SO YOU'RE THE INSTIGATOR,
KLORGBANE!
GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL!
>> YOU BLIND, OLD FOOL!
DON'T YOU SEE?
THIS IS MY SCHOOL!
>> SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
>> WALKS!
>> KLORGBANE!
>> WALKS, THE FISTS OF JUSTICE!
>> UH, A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW,
GARETH!
>> LET ME AT HIM!
>> ARCHIBALD, DON'T BE A HERO!
IMMORTAL STUDENT UNION -- AND
GLEE CLUB --
>> All: * TALLY HO-O-O-O-O!
>> DELIVER THE FISTS!
>> FISTS OF JUSTICE, EH?
WELL, I'VE BEEN BUSY IN METAL
SHOP, TOO.
[ HUMMING ]
[ ALL VOCALIZING ]
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> WALKS!
>> GIVE IT UP, WALKS!
>> WALKS...NEVER WALKS AWAY FROM
A BULLY.
>> DON'T YOU SEE, WALKS?
I RULE THIS SCHOOL AND EVERYONE
IN IT!
YOU'RE A FOOL TO CHALLENGE ME.
[ CACKLING ]
I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR
THIS.
>> WALKS!
>> MONA-A-A-A!
>> WALKS, THE FISTS!
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> NO. NO MORE!
>> AGREED! NO MORE!
NO MORE FEAR, NO MORE BULLYING,
NO MORE KLORGBANE.
>> AAH!
>> MONA. MONA!
[ GASPS ]
[ WOOD CLATTERS ]
>> Skips: SHE WAS THE ONLY WOMAN
I EVER LOVED.
I HAD A FEW ROUGH YEARS AFTER
THAT, AND THEN ONE DAY...
>> WHOA.
NICE PAD.
>> IT'S NOT BAD.
WE SPLIT RENT FIVE WAYS.
WALKS, BY OUR CALCULATION,
KLORGBANE'S ORBIT WILL RETURN
HIM TO EARTH 157 YEARS FROM NOW.
HE WILL HARM OTHERS.
BRAVE WALKS, WILL YOU BECOME
IMMORTAL AND FIGHT HIM WHEN HE
RETURNS?
>> I'LL DO IT.
>> IMMORTALITY HAS A PRICE.
YOU WILL OUTLIVE YOUR FAMILY.
YOU WILL SEE LOVED ONES COME AND
GO.
>> I'VE ALREADY LOST THE ONE I
LOVE.
>> NOW, CHOOSE A NAME TO BE
REBORN UNTO.
>> I'VE CHOSEN.
"SKIPS."
[ WHIRRING ]
>> Skips: AND THAT'S HOW I
BECAME IMMORTAL.
I'LL SKIP TILL THE END OF
ETERNITY.
IT'S MY WAY OF BEING CLOSE TO
HER.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT WAS KIND
OF A DOWNER.
>> Rigby: [ Crying ] AND DID YOU
EVEN GRADUATE?
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY IF --
OW!
>> Skips: WELL, BOYS, BREAK'S
OVER.
GO DOWNSTAIRS AND GRAB SOME MORE
SHINGLES.
>> Mordecai: MAN, I'M SO GLAD
I'M NOT IMMORTAL.
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.