>> Benson: HELLO! MR. MAELLARD!
HUH. LOOKS LIKE HE'S NOT HOME.
HELP ME BRING THESE BOXES
INSIDE, BUT DON'T TOUCH
ANYTHING, OR YOU'RE BOTH FIRED.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY.
MAN, WHAT'S IN THESE BOXES?
>> Rigby: YEAH!
THIS STUFF IS HEAVY!
>> Benson: WHATEVER IT IS, I'M
SURE IT'S INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE,
SO BE CAREFUL.
>> Rigby: WHEW!
I WONDER WHERE THE POOL IS.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Mordecai: THAT'S THE FLATTEST
FLAT SCREEN I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> Rigby: NICE!
>> Benson: QUIT SNOOPING AROUND!
>> Rigby: AAAH!
>> Benson: GET UPSTAIRS AND PUT
THOSE BOXES AWAY SO WE CAN LEAVE
BEFORE YOU TWO DESTROY THE
PLACE!
>> Rigby: FINE, FINE.
>> Benson:
WHOA.
IS THAT...A SIGNED BRUCE ROCK
GUITAR?
>> ARE YOU READY TO GET ROCKED?!
YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
ARE YOU READY TO GET ROCKED?!
>> Rigby: BENSON, WE'RE
FINISHED.
WE CAN --
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Mordecai: WHAT HAPPENED TO
NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING?
>> Benson: I-I DON'T KNOW!
I GOT CARRIED AWAY!
THIS GUITAR IS WORTH MORE THAN
MY LIFE!
MAELLARD'S GONNA FIRE ME FOR
SURE, IF HE DOESN'T KILL ME
FIRST.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY, WAIT.
IT MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD.
MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME GLUE
AND --
>> Benson:
I'M RUINED!
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN -- WAIT.
YOU TWO, YOU CAN HELP ME.
>> Rigby: UH, WE CAN?
>> Benson: YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS
WRECKING STUFF AND GETTING AWAY
WITH IT.
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY EXPERTS.
>> Mordecai: HMM!
WE'RE TOTALLY EXPERTS.
DON'T WORRY, BENSON.
WE CAN HELP YOU FIX THIS.
>> Benson: YOU CAN?
>> Mordecai: SURE.
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET ANOTHER
SIGNED BRUCE ROCK GUITAR, AND
THEN WE'LL SNEAK IT IN HERE
BEFORE MAELLARD REALIZES
ANYTHING'S WRONG.
DON'T WORRY, DUDE.
WITH OUR HELP, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET FIRED.
ALL RIGHT.
THE WAY I SEE IT, BRUCE ROCK IS
ALWAYS ON TOUR, RIGHT?
>> Benson: YEAH.
>> Rigby: WELL, THEN, THE BEST
WAY TO SEE HIM IS TO GO TO HIS
NEXT CONCERT AND THEN JUST GO UP
TO HIM AND ASK FOR ANOTHER
AUTOGRAPHED GUITAR.
>> Mordecai: OH, HEY!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
HE'S PLAYING TONIGHT.
>> Benson: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
HE'S IN TOWN?!
THAT'S AMAZING!
MAN, YOU GUYS REALLY ARE GOOD!
>> Both: HEH HEH HEH. YEAH.
>> Mordecai: LET'S BUY THE
TICKETS.
>> Rigby: AW, MAN!
IT'S SOLD OUT!
>> Benson: OH, NO!
I'M GONNA GET FIRED AND LOSE ALL
MY RETIREMENT BENEFITS!
OH, MAN! OH, MAN!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST RELAX.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
THE FIRST PLAN NEVER WORKS.
>> Muscle Man: TALK TO ME.
>> Mordecai: BENSON BROKE
MAELLARD'S GUITAR THAT WAS
SIGNED BY BRUCE ROCK.
>> Muscle Man: UH.
SAY NO MORE, BRO.
I'LL GIVE MY BUDDY RONNIE
A CALL.
HE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU.
>> Rigby: WHO'S RONNIE?
>> Muscle Man: HE'S ONE OF
BRUCE ROCK'S ROADIES.
HE CAN TOTALLY GET BENSON
ANOTHER SIGNED GUITAR.
>> Benson: NICE!
>> Both: HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
>> Mordecai: THANKS, MUSCLE MAN.
>> Muscle Man: NO WORRIES.
MMM. T-BONE.
>> BRUCE ROCK!
BRUCE ROCK!
BRUCE!
>> Muscle Man: THANKS AGAIN FOR
DOING THIS, RONNIE.
>> HEY, DON'T MENTION IT, BRO.
I STILL OWE YOU FOR THAT NIGHT
OUTSIDE OF DOOLEY'S.
>> Muscle Man:
>> Benson: IT'S BRUCE ROCK!
IT'S BRUCE ROCK!
>> HEY, BRUCE, THIS IS THE GUY
BENSON I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
>> HEY. WHAT'S UP, MAN?
>> Benson: MR. ROCK, I WOULD
JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT IT IS AN
HONOR.
>> RIGHT ON, BROTHER.
I'LL SIGN THIS GUITAR FOR YOU
AFTER THE SHOW.
HEY, STAY GOLD.
>> Benson: THANKS, BRUCE!
>> Rigby: MAN, HE IS LOOKING
OLD!
>> Benson: HEY, HAVE SOME
RESPECT!
HE IS AN AMERICAN ICON!
>> ARE YOU READY TO GET ROCKED?!
>> Benson: WHOO-HOO!
AHH. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S STILL
JAMMING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
BRUCE ROCK IS GONNA LIVE
FOREVER!
>> SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!
>> WE HAVE RECEIVED CONFIRMATION
THAT AMERICAN ICON BRUCE ROCK
HAS DIED AFTER TRAGICALLY
FALLING OFF A 5-FOOT STAGE.
SOURCES SAY THAT BRUCE'S OLD,
OLD BODY JUST COULDN'T HANDLE
THE FALL.
>> Benson: I'M FINISHED.
THIS JOB WAS EVERYTHING I HAD.
>> Mordecai: RELAX, BENSON.
WE ALREADY HAVE A BACKUP PLAN
FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.
>> Benson: FINE.
WHAT'S THE BACKUP PLAN?
>> AIN'T NO WAY YOU CAN CONTACT
BRUCE ROCK.
WHEN SOMEONE LIKE HIM DIES, THEY
END UP IN THE
ROCK & ROLL UNDERWORLD.
IT'S VERY EXCLUSIVE.
YOU'RE FORBIDDEN TO ENTER UNLESS
YOU'RE A BONA FIDE ROCK STAR,
AND YOU THREE LOSERS DON'T
EXACTLY FIT THAT DESCRIPTION.
>> Rigby: LOSERS?!
WE'RE TOTALLY ROCK 'N' ROLL!
>> Mordecai: DOWN TO THE BONES.
>> FINE, BUT YOU OWE ME BIG.
WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT IT,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BABYSIT
THOMAS.
>> Mordecai: WE ACCEPT.
>> Benson: I WON'T HAVE TO
BABYSIT THOMAS, WILL I?
>> Mordecai: NO. WE'LL WEASEL
OUT OF IT SOMEHOW.
>> NOW WE GOT TO MAKE YOU GUYS
LOOK LIKE PROPER ROCK STARS.
>> Benson: WHAT?!
>> NOW YOU NEED SOME
ROCK-'N'-ROLL NAMES.
>> Rigby: I'M GONNA BE
AWESOME JOHNSON.
>> Mordecai: I WANT TO BE
FIVE KNUCKLE JOE.
>> Rigby: RUSTY SKULLBONE!
>> Mordecai: "LIGHTNING"
JIMMY JOE JOHNSON!
>> THOSE ARE THE WORST
ROCK-'N'-ROLL NAMES I'VE EVER
HEARD!
FOR THIS PLAN TO WORK, THEY'VE
GOT TO BE JUST RIGHT.
ZANDER MERCURY.
KING PLUTO.
MAX AMPS.
>> Mordecai: WHOA! GOOD NAMES.
>> I KNOW.
NOW LET'S GO.
EVERYONE ON!
>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> WELCOME TO THE
ROCK & ROLL UNDERWORLD.
>> Benson: HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
PAST THAT GUY?
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
I'M GONNA PUT YOU GUYS ON THE
LIST.
NOW ACT LIKE YOU BELONG.
THEIR TOUR BUS JUST FLEW OFF A
CLIFF.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BOYS?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
I'M ZANDER MERCURY, AND THESE
TWO JOKERS ARE KING PLUTO AND
MAX AMPS.
>> Rigby: WE'RE ON THE LIST.
COOL.
>> ALL RIGHT.
YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.
>> THIS IS AS FAR AS I CAN GO.
AND REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU --
IF YOU'RE CAUGHT,
YOU'LL BE EXILED TO THE
FAKE ROCK STAR UNDERWORLD FOR
ALL ETERNITY!
>> Benson: WAIT, WHAT?
YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT.
>> SURE, I DID.
I'M PRETTY SURE I DID.
BACK AT THE, UH --
>> Benson: NO, HE DIDN'T!
GAH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS!
JUST TAKE ME BACK!
I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!
>> Rigby: HEY, COOL IT!
DO YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB OR
NOT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
SETTLE DOWN, BENSON.
YOU ASKED FOR OUR EXPERTISE.
WELL, THIS IS HOW WE ROLL.
NOW LET'S GET THAT GUITAR.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Mordecai: THIS PLACE IS
CRAZY.
>> Rigby: WHOA!
IS THAT IGBY STALLION OVER
THERE?
>> Mordecai: AND I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT'S RONNIE RUGBURN OVER AT
THAT TABLE.
>> Rigby: DUDE, THERE GOES
CRASH!
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
ISN'T CRASH STILL ALIVE?
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.
MAYBE HE HAS A DAY PASS OR
SOMETHING.
>> Benson: AH! AT THE BACK OF
THE CLUB -- THERE'S BRUCE!
>> All: BRUCE!
>> Mordecai: HEY, BRUCE!
>> AH, HEY, BOYS.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Mordecai: HI, SIR.
SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE DYING
THING.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I LOVE BEING DEAD.
DOWN HERE, I CAN ROCK FOR ALL
ETERNITY.
I FEEL YOUNG AGAIN!
>> Rigby: YEAH.
YOU DON'T LOOK SUPER OLD, LIKE
YOU DID BEFORE YOU DIED.
>> THANKS.
YOU BOYS STILL NEED THAT SIGNED
GUITAR?
>> Benson: YES, SIR, IF THAT'S
OKAY.
>> OF COURSE.
NOW, WHO HAS A PEN?
>> Benson: NOBODY BROUGHT A PEN?
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET ONE.
>> Benson: YOU WANT TO ASK THE
BOUNCER FOR HIS PEN?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
IT COULDN'T HURT TO ASK.
>> OI, MATE, CAN I BORROW YOUR
PEN?
>> Benson: NO WAY!
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT
GUY!
>> Mordecai: LISTEN, THIS IS THE
POINT OF NO RETURN, WHERE YOU
GOT TO TAKE A HUGE RISK FOR A
HUGE REWARD.
>> Benson:
EXCUSE ME.
I NOTICED YOUR JACKET EARLIER,
AND I WAS WONDERING, IS THAT
LEATHER?
>> HMM.
>> Benson:
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IT
LOOKS GREAT, AND, UH...
IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE MY JACKET.
EXCEPT MINE DOESN'T HAVE THE
SKULLS.
IT HAS...TASSELS.
YOU SEE? TASSELS.
>> Rigby:
>> HEY!
WHO DID YOU SAY YOU GUYS WERE
AGAIN?
>> ZANDER MERCURY.
>> MAX AMPS.
>> UH...UH...MAX KING.
UH...M-MUSCLES! KING MUSCLES!
>> PROVE IT.
COME ON! PLAY SOMETHING!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S DO THIS.
1, 2, 3!
>> Rigby: * YEAH!
WE'RE ROCK-'N'-ROLL! *
>> YOU GUYS AREN'T ROCK STARS!
YOU GUYS JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A
ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE
FAKE ROCK STAR UNDERWORLD!
>> Benson: WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY,
RIGHT?!
THIS STUFF HAPPENS ALL THE TIME,
RIGHT?!
>> Rigby: NO!
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED!
>> Mordecai: GET THE PEN!
>> Rigby: IN YOUR FACE!
>> Rigby: AAAAH!
>> Mordecai: BRUCE, WE GOT THE
PEN!
>> HERE.
>> Mordecai: THANKS, MR. ROCK!
>> Benson: YEAH, THANKS,
MR. ROCK!
>> AND ALWAYS REMEMBER, STAY
GO-O-O-O-O-LD!
>> GET ON!
>> Mordecai: DEATH!
>> Rigby: HE'S GAINING ON US!
>> Mordecai: AAAAAAAH!
>> I CAN'T SEE!
>> Benson: WE DID IT!
MAN. YOU GUYS REALLY BAILED ME
OUT OF THAT ONE.
>> Rigby: WHAT CAN WE SAY?
IT'S WHAT WE DO.
>> Benson: MR. MAELLARD'S
COMING.
BE COOL.
>> SO, UH, YOU FELLAS LIKE
BRUCE ROCK, DO YOU?
>> All: HEH HEH. YEAH.
>> Benson: MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE.
>> YEAH!
I GOT THIS BABY SO THAT EVERY
NOW AND THEN, I CAN FEEL LIKE A
ROCK STAR.
YAH!
YAH! YAH! YAH! YAH!
IT'S GOOD TO BE RICH.