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>> Benson: HELLO! MR. MAELLARD!

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HUH. LOOKS LIKE HE'S NOT HOME.

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HELP ME BRING THESE BOXES

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INSIDE, BUT DON'T TOUCH

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ANYTHING, OR YOU'RE BOTH FIRED.

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY.

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MAN, WHAT'S IN THESE BOXES?

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>> Rigby: YEAH!

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THIS STUFF IS HEAVY!

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>> Benson: WHATEVER IT IS, I'M

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SURE IT'S INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE,

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SO BE CAREFUL.

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>> Rigby: WHEW!

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I WONDER WHERE THE POOL IS.

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>> Both: WHOA!

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>> Mordecai: THAT'S THE FLATTEST

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FLAT SCREEN I'VE EVER SEEN.

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>> Rigby: NICE!

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>> Benson: QUIT SNOOPING AROUND!

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>> Rigby: AAAH!

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>> Benson: GET UPSTAIRS AND PUT

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THOSE BOXES AWAY SO WE CAN LEAVE

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BEFORE YOU TWO DESTROY THE

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PLACE!

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>> Rigby: FINE, FINE.

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>> Benson:

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WHOA.

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IS THAT...A SIGNED BRUCE ROCK

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GUITAR?

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>> ARE YOU READY TO GET ROCKED?!

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YEAH!

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WHOO-HOO!

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ARE YOU READY TO GET ROCKED?!

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>> Rigby: BENSON, WE'RE

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FINISHED.

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WE CAN --

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>> Both: WHOA!

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>> Mordecai: WHAT HAPPENED TO

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NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING?

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>> Benson: I-I DON'T KNOW!

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I GOT CARRIED AWAY!

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THIS GUITAR IS WORTH MORE THAN

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MY LIFE!

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MAELLARD'S GONNA FIRE ME FOR

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SURE, IF HE DOESN'T KILL ME

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FIRST.

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY, WAIT.

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IT MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD.

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MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME GLUE

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AND --

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>> Benson:

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I'M RUINED!

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THERE'S NO WAY I CAN -- WAIT.

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YOU TWO, YOU CAN HELP ME.

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>> Rigby: UH, WE CAN?

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>> Benson: YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS

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WRECKING STUFF AND GETTING AWAY

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WITH IT.

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YOU'RE PRACTICALLY EXPERTS.

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>> Mordecai: HMM!

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WE'RE TOTALLY EXPERTS.

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DON'T WORRY, BENSON.

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WE CAN HELP YOU FIX THIS.

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>> Benson: YOU CAN?

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>> Mordecai: SURE.

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ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET ANOTHER

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SIGNED BRUCE ROCK GUITAR, AND

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THEN WE'LL SNEAK IT IN HERE

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BEFORE MAELLARD REALIZES

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ANYTHING'S WRONG.

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DON'T WORRY, DUDE.

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WITH OUR HELP, YOU'RE NOT GONNA

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GET FIRED.

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ALL RIGHT.

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THE WAY I SEE IT, BRUCE ROCK IS

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ALWAYS ON TOUR, RIGHT?

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>> Benson: YEAH.

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>> Rigby: WELL, THEN, THE BEST

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WAY TO SEE HIM IS TO GO TO HIS

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NEXT CONCERT AND THEN JUST GO UP

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TO HIM AND ASK FOR ANOTHER

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AUTOGRAPHED GUITAR.

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>> Mordecai: OH, HEY!

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WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

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HE'S PLAYING TONIGHT.

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>> Benson: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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HE'S IN TOWN?!

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THAT'S AMAZING!

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MAN, YOU GUYS REALLY ARE GOOD!

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>> Both: HEH HEH HEH. YEAH.

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>> Mordecai: LET'S BUY THE

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TICKETS.

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>> Rigby: AW, MAN!

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IT'S SOLD OUT!

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>> Benson: OH, NO!

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I'M GONNA GET FIRED AND LOSE ALL

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MY RETIREMENT BENEFITS!

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OH, MAN! OH, MAN!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST RELAX.

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>> Rigby: YEAH.

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THE FIRST PLAN NEVER WORKS.

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>> Muscle Man: TALK TO ME.

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>> Mordecai: BENSON BROKE

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MAELLARD'S GUITAR THAT WAS

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SIGNED BY BRUCE ROCK.

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>> Muscle Man: UH.

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SAY NO MORE, BRO.

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I'LL GIVE MY BUDDY RONNIE

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A CALL.

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HE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU.

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>> Rigby: WHO'S RONNIE?

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>> Muscle Man: HE'S ONE OF

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BRUCE ROCK'S ROADIES.

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HE CAN TOTALLY GET BENSON

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ANOTHER SIGNED GUITAR.

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>> Benson: NICE!

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>> Both: HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!

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>> Mordecai: THANKS, MUSCLE MAN.

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>> Muscle Man: NO WORRIES.

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MMM. T-BONE.

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>> BRUCE ROCK!

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BRUCE ROCK!

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BRUCE ROCK!

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BRUCE!

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>> Muscle Man: THANKS AGAIN FOR

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DOING THIS, RONNIE.

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>> HEY, DON'T MENTION IT, BRO.

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I STILL OWE YOU FOR THAT NIGHT

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OUTSIDE OF DOOLEY'S.

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>> Muscle Man:

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>> Benson: IT'S BRUCE ROCK!

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IT'S BRUCE ROCK!

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>> HEY, BRUCE, THIS IS THE GUY

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BENSON I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

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>> HEY. WHAT'S UP, MAN?

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>> Benson: MR. ROCK, I WOULD

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JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT IT IS AN

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HONOR.

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>> RIGHT ON, BROTHER.

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I'LL SIGN THIS GUITAR FOR YOU

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AFTER THE SHOW.

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HEY, STAY GOLD.

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>> Benson: THANKS, BRUCE!

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>> Rigby: MAN, HE IS LOOKING

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OLD!

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>> Benson: HEY, HAVE SOME

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RESPECT!

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HE IS AN AMERICAN ICON!

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>> ARE YOU READY TO GET ROCKED?!

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>> Benson: WHOO-HOO!

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AHH. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S STILL

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JAMMING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!

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BRUCE ROCK IS GONNA LIVE

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FOREVER!

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>> SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!

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>> WE HAVE RECEIVED CONFIRMATION

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THAT AMERICAN ICON BRUCE ROCK

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HAS DIED AFTER TRAGICALLY

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FALLING OFF A 5-FOOT STAGE.

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SOURCES SAY THAT BRUCE'S OLD,

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OLD BODY JUST COULDN'T HANDLE

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THE FALL.

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>> Benson: I'M FINISHED.

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THIS JOB WAS EVERYTHING I HAD.

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>> Mordecai: RELAX, BENSON.

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WE ALREADY HAVE A BACKUP PLAN

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FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.

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>> Benson: FINE.

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WHAT'S THE BACKUP PLAN?

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>> AIN'T NO WAY YOU CAN CONTACT

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BRUCE ROCK.

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WHEN SOMEONE LIKE HIM DIES, THEY

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END UP IN THE

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ROCK & ROLL UNDERWORLD.

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IT'S VERY EXCLUSIVE.

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YOU'RE FORBIDDEN TO ENTER UNLESS

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YOU'RE A BONA FIDE ROCK STAR,

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AND YOU THREE LOSERS DON'T

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EXACTLY FIT THAT DESCRIPTION.

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>> Rigby: LOSERS?!

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WE'RE TOTALLY ROCK 'N' ROLL!

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>> Mordecai: DOWN TO THE BONES.

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>> FINE, BUT YOU OWE ME BIG.

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WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT IT,

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BABYSIT

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THOMAS.

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>> Mordecai: WE ACCEPT.

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>> Benson: I WON'T HAVE TO

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BABYSIT THOMAS, WILL I?

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>> Mordecai: NO. WE'LL WEASEL

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OUT OF IT SOMEHOW.

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>> NOW WE GOT TO MAKE YOU GUYS

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LOOK LIKE PROPER ROCK STARS.

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>> Benson: WHAT?!

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>> NOW YOU NEED SOME

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ROCK-'N'-ROLL NAMES.

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>> Rigby: I'M GONNA BE

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AWESOME JOHNSON.

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>> Mordecai: I WANT TO BE

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FIVE KNUCKLE JOE.

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>> Rigby: RUSTY SKULLBONE!

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>> Mordecai: "LIGHTNING"

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JIMMY JOE JOHNSON!

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>> THOSE ARE THE WORST

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ROCK-'N'-ROLL NAMES I'VE EVER

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HEARD!

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FOR THIS PLAN TO WORK, THEY'VE

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GOT TO BE JUST RIGHT.

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ZANDER MERCURY.

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KING PLUTO.

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MAX AMPS.

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>> Mordecai: WHOA! GOOD NAMES.

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>> I KNOW.

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NOW LET'S GO.

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EVERYONE ON!

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>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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>> WELCOME TO THE

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ROCK & ROLL UNDERWORLD.

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>> Benson: HOW ARE WE GONNA GET

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PAST THAT GUY?

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>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

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I'M GONNA PUT YOU GUYS ON THE

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LIST.

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NOW ACT LIKE YOU BELONG.

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THEIR TOUR BUS JUST FLEW OFF A

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CLIFF.

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AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BOYS?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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I'M ZANDER MERCURY, AND THESE

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TWO JOKERS ARE KING PLUTO AND

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MAX AMPS.

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>> Rigby: WE'RE ON THE LIST.

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COOL.

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.

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>> THIS IS AS FAR AS I CAN GO.

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AND REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU --

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IF YOU'RE CAUGHT,

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YOU'LL BE EXILED TO THE

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FAKE ROCK STAR UNDERWORLD FOR

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ALL ETERNITY!

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>> Benson: WAIT, WHAT?

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YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT.

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>> SURE, I DID.

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I'M PRETTY SURE I DID.

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BACK AT THE, UH --

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>> Benson: NO, HE DIDN'T!

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GAH!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS!

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JUST TAKE ME BACK!

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I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!

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>> Rigby: HEY, COOL IT!

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DO YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB OR

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NOT?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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SETTLE DOWN, BENSON.

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YOU ASKED FOR OUR EXPERTISE.

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WELL, THIS IS HOW WE ROLL.

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NOW LET'S GET THAT GUITAR.

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>> Both: WHOA!

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>> Mordecai: THIS PLACE IS

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CRAZY.

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>> Rigby: WHOA!

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IS THAT IGBY STALLION OVER

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THERE?

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>> Mordecai: AND I'M PRETTY SURE

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THAT'S RONNIE RUGBURN OVER AT

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THAT TABLE.

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>> Rigby: DUDE, THERE GOES

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CRASH!

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>> Mordecai: WAIT.

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ISN'T CRASH STILL ALIVE?

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>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.

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MAYBE HE HAS A DAY PASS OR

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SOMETHING.

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>> Benson: AH! AT THE BACK OF

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THE CLUB -- THERE'S BRUCE!

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>> All: BRUCE!

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>> Mordecai: HEY, BRUCE!

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>> AH, HEY, BOYS.

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GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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>> Mordecai: HI, SIR.

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SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE DYING

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THING.

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>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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I LOVE BEING DEAD.

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DOWN HERE, I CAN ROCK FOR ALL

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ETERNITY.

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I FEEL YOUNG AGAIN!

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>> Rigby: YEAH.

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YOU DON'T LOOK SUPER OLD, LIKE

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YOU DID BEFORE YOU DIED.

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>> THANKS.

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YOU BOYS STILL NEED THAT SIGNED

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GUITAR?

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>> Benson: YES, SIR, IF THAT'S

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OKAY.

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>> OF COURSE.

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NOW, WHO HAS A PEN?

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>> Benson: NOBODY BROUGHT A PEN?

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

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>> Mordecai: WAIT.

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I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET ONE.

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>> Benson: YOU WANT TO ASK THE

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BOUNCER FOR HIS PEN?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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IT COULDN'T HURT TO ASK.

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>> OI, MATE, CAN I BORROW YOUR

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PEN?

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>> Benson: NO WAY!

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I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT

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GUY!

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>> Mordecai: LISTEN, THIS IS THE

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POINT OF NO RETURN, WHERE YOU

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GOT TO TAKE A HUGE RISK FOR A

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HUGE REWARD.

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>> Benson:

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EXCUSE ME.

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I NOTICED YOUR JACKET EARLIER,

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AND I WAS WONDERING, IS THAT

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LEATHER?

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>> HMM.

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>> Benson:

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I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IT

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LOOKS GREAT, AND, UH...

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IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE MY JACKET.

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EXCEPT MINE DOESN'T HAVE THE

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SKULLS.

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IT HAS...TASSELS.

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YOU SEE? TASSELS.

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>> Rigby:

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>> HEY!

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WHO DID YOU SAY YOU GUYS WERE

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AGAIN?

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>> ZANDER MERCURY.

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>> MAX AMPS.

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>> UH...UH...MAX KING.

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UH...M-MUSCLES! KING MUSCLES!

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>> PROVE IT.

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COME ON! PLAY SOMETHING!

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>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.

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LET'S DO THIS.

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1, 2, 3!

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>> Rigby: * YEAH!

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WE'RE ROCK-'N'-ROLL! *

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>> YOU GUYS AREN'T ROCK STARS!

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YOU GUYS JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A

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ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE

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FAKE ROCK STAR UNDERWORLD!

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>> Benson: WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY,

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RIGHT?!

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THIS STUFF HAPPENS ALL THE TIME,

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RIGHT?!

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>> Rigby: NO!

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THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED!

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>> Mordecai: GET THE PEN!

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>> Rigby: IN YOUR FACE!

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>> Rigby: AAAAH!

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>> Mordecai: BRUCE, WE GOT THE

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PEN!

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>> HERE.

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>> Mordecai: THANKS, MR. ROCK!

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>> Benson: YEAH, THANKS,

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MR. ROCK!

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>> AND ALWAYS REMEMBER, STAY

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GO-O-O-O-O-LD!

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>> GET ON!

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>> Mordecai: DEATH!

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>> Rigby: HE'S GAINING ON US!

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>> Mordecai: AAAAAAAH!

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>> I CAN'T SEE!

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>> Benson: WE DID IT!

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MAN. YOU GUYS REALLY BAILED ME

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OUT OF THAT ONE.

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>> Rigby: WHAT CAN WE SAY?

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IT'S WHAT WE DO.

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>> Benson: MR. MAELLARD'S

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COMING.

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BE COOL.

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>> SO, UH, YOU FELLAS LIKE

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BRUCE ROCK, DO YOU?

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>> All: HEH HEH. YEAH.

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>> Benson: MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE.

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>> YEAH!

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I GOT THIS BABY SO THAT EVERY

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NOW AND THEN, I CAN FEEL LIKE A

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ROCK STAR.

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YAH!

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YAH! YAH! YAH! YAH!

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IT'S GOOD TO BE RICH.