[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Hi Five: CAN I GET A
HALF-CAF AMERICANO, PLEASE?
>> GOOD CHOICE.
I MEAN, I'M NO COFFEE EXPERT,
BUT I'VE GOT TO SAY I THINK THIS
PLACE HAS THE BEST DARK ROAST IN
TOWN.
>> Hi Five: NO ARGUMENTS HERE.
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE
COFFEE SPOTS.
>> YEAH, I LOVE STOPPING HERE
AND THEN GOING TO THE RECORD
SHOP DOWN THE STREET.
>> Hi Five: I KNOW THE ONE.
THE OWNER'S SUPER CHILL, AND
THEY HAVE A HUGE DOWN-TEMPO
ELECTRONICA SECTION.
>> WAIT, YOU LIKE DOWN-TEMPO
ELECTRONICA?
ME, TOO.
>> Hi Five: WHOA, COOL.
>> I'M CELIA, BY THE WAY.
>> Hi Five: HI FIVE GHOST.
>> UM, DO YOU MAYBE WANT TO HEAD
OVER THERE WITH ME AFTER COFFEE?
>> Hi Five: YEAH, SURE.
>> EVERYONE SAYS THAT
PHOTONS FORMING IS
STEREO FIGHTER'S BEST ALBUM, BUT
TRYPTIC LULLABY IS MY FAVORITE.
>> Hi Five: ME, TOO!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WOW, THIS IS SO COOL.
>> Hi Five: YEAH.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT WATCHING
ANIMALS THAT MAKES ME FEEL
REALLY PEACEFUL.
>> YEAH, ME, TOO.
WHOA, THIS IS, LIKE, THE WORST
THING I'VE EVER TASTED.
>> Hi Five: YEAH, ME, TOO.
TODAY WAS REALLY FUN.
I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE THAT I HAD
SO MUCH IN COMMON WITH.
>> ME, TOO.
I MEAN, ME, EITHER.
>> Hi Five: UM, DO YOU WANT TO
HANG OUT AGAIN SOMETIME?
>> YEAH.
OH, WELL, I'D REALLY LIKE TO,
BUT I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY
TOMORROW.
I'M GOING TO BE STUDYING IN
PRAGUE.
I'D GIVE YOU MY NUMBER, BUT I
DON'T HAVE A CELLPHONE.
>> Hi Five: HEY, ME, TOO.
>> I HAVE AN IDEA.
IN FOUR YEARS, WHEN I'M BACK IN
THE STATES, I'LL SEND THIS
POSTCARD TO YOU.
IF WE'RE BOTH SINGLE, WE'LL MEET
UP AND PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT
OFF.
HOW'S THAT?
>> Hi Five: THAT SEEMS LIKE THE
MOST LOGICAL WAY TO STAY IN
TOUCH.
>> HERE. WRITE YOUR ADDRESS.
>> Hi Five: I HOPE I SEE YOU IN
FOUR YEARS.
>> ME, TOO.
>> Benson: MORDECAI, RIGBY,
ANOTHER ISSUE OF "FART WEEKLY"
MAGAZINE CAME TODAY, WHICH I
DISTINCTLY REMEMBER TELLING YOU
NOT TO GET SENT HERE.
THEY'RE FLOODING THE MAILBOX.
>> Rigby: RELAX, MAN.
IT'S NATURAL.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY'S RIGHT.
IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO HOLD IT IN.
>> Benson: [ SCOFFS ]
JUST CANCEL IT ALREADY.
>> Muscle Man: YO, IS MY TAX
RETURN IN THERE?
>> Benson: NO, BUT, FIVES, THIS
CAME FOR YOU.
NOW, ALL OF YOU, STOP EATING
DOUGHNUTS, AND GET BACK TO WORK.
>> Hi Five: "LET'S MEET"?
[ GASPS ]
>> Muscle Man: WHAT IS IT?
>> Hi Five: IT'S THE POSTCARD
FROM CELIA!
>> Muscle Man: WHOA.
>> Mordecai: WHO'S CELIA?
>> Hi Five: ONLY THE COOLEST
GIRL I'VE EVER MET.
FOUR YEARS AGO, WE MADE A
PROMISE TO MEET WHEN SHE WAS
DONE WITH SCHOOL IN PRAGUE, AND
NOW SHE'S BACK.
>> Muscle Man: NICE, BRO.
NICE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THAT'S REALLY
AWESOME.
>> Rigby: SO, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
SEE HER?
>> Hi Five: OH, UH, UH...
UM, WAIT.
I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T READ ANYTHING ELSE ON
THE CARD.
IT'S TOO BUSTED UP.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
>> Muscle Man: OH, BRO, DON'T
WORRY.
WE JUST NEED TO TAKE A BETTER
LOOK.
LET'S TAKE IT INSIDE.
>> Hi Five: [ PANTING ] OKAY.
YEAH.
>> Muscle Man: UH, OKAY.
SO, HOW ABOUT...
HMM...
HMM.
I GOT NOTHING.
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED TO
IT?
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS IN
SOMEONE'S MOUTH.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T TELL WITH ALL THESE
CHANGE-OF-ADDRESS STAMPS.
>> Hi Five: OH, YEAH.
I MOVED AROUND A LOT.
IT PROBABLY GOT STUCK IN THE
POSTAL SYSTEM FOR A WHILE.
>> Rigby: WELL, I THINK THE
FIRST PART IS, "DEAR -- DEAR
HI FIVE GHOST."
>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH.
I THINK WE GOT THAT PART.
>> Rigby: "I'M..." SOMETHING,
SOMETHING, SOMETHING, SOMETHING,
"...YOU.
BEST WISHES, CELIA."
>> Muscle Man: OH, THANKS FOR
GETTING US NOWHERE.
>> Mordecai: HERE.
LET ME TRY TO FLATTEN IT OUT.
HEY, THERE'S MORE WRITING.
>> ALL: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: "LET'S MEET BETWEEN
6:00 AND 7:00 P.M. ON
MARCH 20th."
>> Hi Five: MARCH 20th?
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GASPS ]
>> IT'S GONNA BE AN AWESOME
MARCH 20th.
THIS MARCH 20th GETS DOUBLE
THUMBS UP ALL THE WAY, BABY!
WHOO!
IT'S MARCH 20th!
>> Mordecai: TURN OFF THE TV.
>> Rigby: OH, SORRY.
>> Hi Five: TODAY IS MARCH 20th!
>> Mordecai: I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO
FIGURE THIS OUT.
>> Hi Five: THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN.
>> THESE ARE SOME OF THE BEST
FORENSIC GUYS I KNOW.
IF THEY CAN'T DECIPHER THE
LETTER, NO ONE CAN.
>> Hi Five: I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU HELPING ME OUT.
>> DON'T THANK ME YET.
WHILE THEY'RE THE BEST FORENSICS
GUYS, I KNOW, THEY'RE ALSO THE
BEST CHOP-BUSTING GUYS I KNOW.
IF YOU WANT THEIR HELP, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO CHOP-BUST THEM
RIGHT BACK.
HEY, WES, WESTLEY.
>> HEY-O!
>> LOW FIVE, GIVE ME SIX.
[ LAUGHS ]
JUST BUSTIN' YOUR CHOPS.
>> YOU GUYS.
>> SO, LOW, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE
CLOWNS?
[ CHUCKLES ]
IS THE CIRCUS IN TOWN OR
SOMETHING?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
HEY, JUST BUSTIN' YOUR CHOPS.
>> THIS IS MY BROTHER, HI FIVE,
AND HIS FRIENDS.
THEY NEED YOUR HELP READING
WHAT'S ON A POSTCARD.
>> NEED HELP READING, HUH?
>> Both: YOU BOYS TRY OPENING
YOUR EYES?
EH!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
JUST BUSTIN' YOUR CHOP.
EH!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Mordecai: WELL, WE CAN'T READ
IT 'CAUSE THE CARD'S ALL BUSTED
UP.
>> OH, IT'S THE CARD THAT'S ALL
BUSTED UP, HUH?
ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT YOUR FACE?
>> Mordecai: THAT'S PRETTY BIG
TALK, COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO
LOOKS LIKE YOU.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
DID YOUR MOM DRESS YOU THIS
MORNING?
>> SORRY, SHORT STUFF, BUT YOU
MUST BE AT LEAST THIS TALL TO
ENTER THE CONVERSATION.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Rigby: [ GROWLS ]
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT, NOT
BAD.
HEY, WES, HOW'D YOU GROW A
MUSTACHE IN YOUR BUTT?
OH, WAIT. THAT'S YOUR FACE.
[ GROANS ]
>> WELL, SINCE YOU'RE LOOKING
OUT FOR ME, I GOT TO TELL YOU
THAT YOU SHOULD FIRE THAT
LAWNMOWER YOU'VE BEEN LETTING
CUT YOUR HAIR.
>> Hi Five: YOU TWO JUST BUST
CHOPS ON GUYS WHO HAVE NO POWER
SO THEY'RE VULNERABLE TO YOUR
CHOP-BUSTING.
BUT REALLY, YOU'RE JUST A COUPLE
OF DESK JOCKEYS WHO HAVEN'T SEEN
ANY REAL ACTION SINCE YOU LEFT
THE ACADEMY.
[ LAUGHS ]
JUST BUSTIN' YOUR CHOPS.
>> YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!
>> YOU CAN'T TALK TO AN OFFICER
LIKE THAT!
>> Hi Five: I MEAN, I-I
THOUGHT...
>> GET ON THE GROUND, DIRT BAG!
>> Hi Five: SORRY.
SORRY.
UH, IS -- IS THIS OKAY?
>> DID WE SAY YOU COULD MOVE?!
>> Hi Five: N-NO, SIR.
SORRY, SIR.
>> PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN
SEE THEM!
>> Both: EH!
[ LAUGHING ]
JUST BUSTIN' YOUR CHOPS.
>> Hi Five: [ CHUCKLES ]
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU GUYS CAN BUST CHOPS WITH THE
BEST OF THEM.
SO, LET'S SEE THAT LETTER.
[ ACTION MOVIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Hi Five: WHAT DOES IT SAY?
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO MEET HER?
>> I HATE TO TELL YOU, KID, BUT
THAT'S THE ONE THING WE CAN'T
MAKE OUT.
>> Hi Five: "DEAR HI FIVE GHOST,
I HOPE YOU REMEMBER OUR PROMISE
WE MADE FOUR YEARS AGO.
I'M BACK IN THE STATES AND WOULD
LOVE TO SEE YOU.
IF YOU'RE STILL SINGLE, LET'S
MEET AT" BLANK, "BRICK OVEN
PIZZA," BLANK ON BLANK.
"IF YOU DON'T SHOW, I'LL ASSUME
YOU FOUND SOMEONE ELSE.
BEST WISHES, CELIA."
OH, NO.
IF I DON'T SHOW UP TONIGHT,
SHE'LL THINK I'M NOT INTERESTED.
I'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN!
>> Muscle Man: KEEP IT TOGETHER,
BRO.
COME ON, MAN.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING ELSE
YOU CAN DO.
>> THERE ARE A FEW MORE TESTS WE
COULD RUN, BUT THEY'LL TAKE SOME
TIME.
>> Hi Five: TIME?
I DON'T HAVE TIME.
IT'S ALMOST 6:00.
>> COOL IT, LITTLE BRO.
LOOK, BRICK OVEN PIZZA'S A
CHAIN, AND THERE ARE ONLY A FEW
IN THE AREA.
WE'LL START CHECKING THEM WHILE
WES AND WESTLEY RUN THE TESTS.
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE GONNA
FIND HER.
>> Mordecai: YOU CAN DO IT.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE'LL HELP YOU.
>> Hi Five: THANKS, GUYS.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROLL.
[ ACTION MOVIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
WHY ARE THEY ALL CHAIN
RESTAURANTS?
[ POLICE RADIO STATIC ]
>> HEY, I THINK WE GOT
SOMETHING.
>> WHAT'S THE SIT?
>> WE GOT ANOTHER WORD.
SEVEN.
MAMA'S FAMOUS BRICK OVEN
PIZZANINI ON SEVEN.
>> Hi Five: SEVEN?
YOU THINK IT'S ON
SEVENTH STREET?
>> Rigby: THERE'S ONE ON
SEVENTH STREET IN MAGNOLIA!
>> ON IT.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Hi Five: IT'S LOCKED.
>> Muscle Man: OH, IT SAYS
THEY'RE FUMIGATING THIS WEEK.
>> Rigby: OH, SICK!
>> Hi Five: NOW WHAT AM I GONNA
DO?
[ GRUNTS ]
NO!
CELIA!
>> Mordecai: WHOA, WHOA, FIVES,
TAKE IT EASY.
>> Rigby: SHE'S NOT IN THERE,
MAN.
>> Muscle Man: SHE WOULD HAVE
WAITED OUTSIDE IF THIS WAS THE
PLACE.
>> Hi Five: [ PANTING ]
>> Mordecai: SORRY, DUDE.
IT'S JUST NOT THE RIGHT ONE.
>> GUYS, COME HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT, WE FINALLY GOT THE
WHOLE LINE.
SHE'S WAITING AT MAMA'S FAMOUS
BRICK OVEN PIZZANINI ON
SEVEN --
OH! OH, MAN! MY CHEST!
>> OH, NO, HE'S HAVING A HEART
ATTACK!
SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Hi Five: NO! NOT NOW!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I'M JUST BUSTIN' YOUR CHOPS.
[ ALL GROAN ]
BUT SERIOUSLY, IT'S GREEN.
MAMA'S FAMOUS BRICK OVEN
PIZZANINI ON SEVEN GREEN.
>> ALL: OH, YEAH.
>> Muscle Man: THAT PLACE IS IN
THE SHOPPING CENTER ACROSS TOWN.
>> Mordecai: BUT THERE'S ONLY 10
MINUTES LEFT.
WE WON'T MAKE IT WITH THE
TRAFFIC.
>> GUESS I BETTER START FLOORING
IT, THEN.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>> Muscle Man: THERE'S THE EXIT!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Rigby: HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
PAST THIS?
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO CUT THROUGH THE MALL.
>> Hi Five: BUT ISN'T THAT
ILLEGAL?
>> NOT WHEN YOU'RE A COP, IT
ISN'T.
>> Hi Five: OH!
>> REMAIN CALM, CITIZENS.
ROUTINE PROCEDURE.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Muscle Man: THERE IT IS.
THERE'S STILL TIME, BRO.
>> THEY SAID SHE WAS THERE, BUT
IT'S PAST 7:00 NOW.
I WAS TOO LATE.
>> GUYS, WE FOUND MORE TO THE
NOTE.
IT SAYS, "P.S., ONE OF MY BUTT
CHEEKS GAINED 600 POUNDS, AND
NOW I HAVE TO WEAR SPECIAL
PANTS."
[ LAUGHS ]
JUST BUSTIN' YOUR --
>> DUDE, NOT THE TIME.
>> SORRY.
>> Muscle Man: LOOK, FIVES, I'M
SORRY YOU'VE --
>> Hi Five: THANKS, BUT I JUST
WANT TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW.
>> Rigby: WE'RE STILL GONNA GET
PIZZANINIS, RIGHT?
OW!
>> Hi Five: CAN I GET A
HALF-CAF AMERICANO?
>> GOOD CHOICE.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
>> Hi Five: CELIA!
>> I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T COMING.
>> Hi Five: I WASN'T SURE WHAT
TO DO, AND I JUST WOUND UP HERE.
>> ME, TOO.
>> Mordecai: HA!
>> Rigby: AAH!
HUH!
>> Mordecai: UGH!
>> Rigby: HA!
HUH?
>> Mordecai: HYAH!
>> Rigby: UGH!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
[ CRASH! ]
>> Mordecai: THE REIGN OF
YOUR CLAN IS OVER!
HOO-UGH!
>> Rigby: AAAAH!
AGH! AHH! UGH!
FOR HONOR!
>> Mordecai: SHING!
>> Rigby: SHLLK!
DATHUMP DATHUMP DATHUMPAPAPA.
Samurai.
>> Mordecai: I THOUGHT WE WERE
NINJAS.
>> Rigby: EH, I'M WINGING IT.
HEY, THIS ONE'S FOR ME!
IT'S AN INVITATION TO OUR
HIGH-SCHOOL REUNION.
>> Mordecai: NO WAY.
LET ME SEE THAT.
>> Rigby: IT SAYS IT'S IN TWO
DAYS!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?! SO SOON?
>> Rigby: WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO.
>> Mordecai: UGH. WHY?
HIGH SCHOOL WAS SO LAME.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO BACK?
>> Rigby: WELL, OF COURSE HIGH
SCHOOL WAS UNCOOL.
I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW COOL I WAS
IN HIGH SCHOOL AND HOW AWESOME
IT'LL BE TO SHOW EVERYONE I'M
EVEN COOLER NOW!
HERE. FOLLOW ME.
[ BOTH CHUCKLING ]
>> Benson: AHHHH!
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE
THIS.
>> Rigby: WHOA-HO-HO!
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>> Mordecai: UGH.
>> Rigby: "ACTIVITIES -- ART
CLUB, DODGE BALL...
[ Chuckling ] JAZZ BAND"!
HA HA! OH, YEAH!
YOU PLAYED THE SAXOPHONE!
>> Mordecai: I SIGNED UP LATE,
AND ALL THE GUITAR SPOTS
WERE TAKEN!
>> Rigby: THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN
WHY YOU TOOK YOUR SENIOR PICTURE
WITH IT.
>> Mordecai: WELL, YOURS CAN'T
BE ANY BETTER.
>> Rigby: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
>> Mordecai: I'M SURPRISED YOU
EVEN GOT ONE, SINCE YOU DIDN'T
GET YOUR DIPLOMA.
>> Rigby: AHA!
BAM!
CHECK OUT THAT PHOTO!
>> Mordecai: OH, RIGHT --
IT'S YOUR BIG TO-DO LIST.
"A PARTING MESSAGE FOR ALL YOU
LOSERS GOING TO COLLEGE -- WHILE
YOU CHUMPS WRITE BOOK REPORTS
AND DO MATH FOR FOUR MORE YEARS,
I'M GONNA BE OUT HAVING ALL THE
FUN!
ONLY JERKS WOULD CHOOSE MORE
SCHOOL."
>> Rigby: I'M GONNA DO WAY MORE
COOL STUFF.
I'M GONNA MEET COOL PEOPLE, GO
COOL PLACES, AND SEE COOL
THINGS!
YOU'RE THE ONES WHO ARE GONNA
REGRET THEIR CHOICES!
I'LL GO TO OUR REUNION AND RUB
IT IN YOUR FACE!
THEN YOU'LL SEE!
YOU'LL ALL SEE!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING SO MUCH
TROUBLE FOR YOURSELF.
NOW, DON NEVER GETS IN ANY
TROUBLE WHEN HE'S AT SCHOOL.
>> Rigby: HEH HEH HEH HEH.
>> Mordecai: "RIGBY OUT"?
THEN YOU HAVE YOUR LONG LIST OF
STUFF YOU SAID YOU'D DO.
>> Rigby: OH, NO.
DID I DO ANYTHING ON THE LIST?
>> Mordecai: MM...NOPE.
>> Rigby: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
'CAUSE I CAN'T GO WITHOUT DOING
SOMETHING FROM THE LIST!
>> Mordecai: DON'T GO, THEN.
>> Rigby: NO! I HAVE TO GO!
IF I'M NOT THERE, THEY'LL THINK
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AFTER HIGH
SCHOOL AND I'M JUST SOME LOSER
IN A DEAD-END JOB!
I CAN'T LET THOSE GUYS MAKE FUN
OF ME!
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING FROM
THE LIST.
>> Mordecai: WELL, YOU ONLY HAVE
TWO DAYS.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN GET DONE.
HMM. NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU TO
BECOME A FAMOUS HEART SURGEON.
HAMBONING FOR THE POPE WON'T
WORK.
"GET PICTURE TAKEN WHILE MOONING
ON ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS"?
HA HA.
THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY COOL...
BUT NO.
>> Rigby: AAAH!
WHAT ABOUT GETTING A SLAM DUNK
IN THE OLYMPICS?
>> Mordecai: NO.
>> Rigby: KILL A GIANT SQUID?
>> Mordecai: NOPE.
>> Rigby: HAVING THE WORLD
RECORD FOR THE LARGEST FEET IN
THE WORLD AND THEN KICKING THE
BIGGEST BUTT IN THE WORLD?
>> Mordecai: SORRY, DUDE.
>> Rigby: AAAH!
THERE'S NOTHING ON THIS LIST
THAT I CAN DO IN TIME!
>> Mordecai: HMM.
WHAT ABOUT THIS?
"SKYDIVE WHILE EATING A
BURRITO"?
YOU CAN PROBABLY DO THAT IN TWO
DAYS.
ACTUALLY, THAT'S THE ONLY ONE
YOU CAN DO IN TWO DAYS.
>> Rigby: OKAY, THEN I'LL DO IT!
THE SKY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S
COMING!
THIS IS THE PLACE?
>> Mordecai: THIS IS THE PLACE.
IT'S THE ONLY SKYDIVING SCHOOL
FOR MILES.
HELLO?!
>> Both: AAH!
>> WELCOME TO
JUMPIN' JIM'S SKYDIVING ACADEMY!
I'M JUMPIN' JIM, AND ARE YOU
BOYS READY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH
SKYDIVING?!
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
>> Both: UH...
>> Rigby: LOOK, I NEED YOU TO
TEACH ME HOW TO SKYDIVE BEFORE
TOMORROW.
>> OH!
I SEE YOU GOT A REAL FIRE IN
YOUR BELLY.
WELL, YOU BET I CAN!
SO, LETS GET YOU STRAIGHT TO THE
FANS.
NOW, I'M GONNA STRAP US TOGETHER
TANDEM-STYLE.
THAT WAY YOU'LL GET A FEEL FOR
WHAT IT'S LIKE.
>> Rigby: I HAVE TO BE STRAPPED
TO YOU?
>> NO ONE GOES ALONE ON THEIR
FIRST JUMP.
IT JUST ISN'T DONE!
ALL RIGHT!
LET'S GET YOU SUITED UP!
NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING, BUT DON'T LOOK TOO
DOWN, SON.
NOT ALL SUITS CAN BE MADE OF
CHINESE SILK, REAL ITALIAN
SUEDE, AND EMBROIDERED IN
ICELAND, BUT EVERY JUMPER'S
GOT TO START SOMEWHERE!
HA HA!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, BURRITO.
>> Rigby: YEAH. I GOT TO MAKE
SURE I CAN GET THIS RIGHT.
HIT ME!
>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
[ BUZZER, WHIRRING ]
HA!
YEAH!
OKAY. WHEN YOU'RE IN THE AIR,
YOU WANT TO STAY FOCUSED.
THERE'S ONLY A LIMITED
TIMEFRAME --
WHOA, SON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Rigby: EATING A BURRITO!
>> NO! NO SNACKS ON THE FAN!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: AAAH!
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Both: OOF!
>> STAY OUT OF MY SCHOOL!
AND STAY OUT OF MY SKY!!
[ SLAMS DOOR ]
[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ] IT'S OVER.
THERE'S NO OTHER PLACE TO GO
SKYDIVING!
>> Mordecai: YOU SHOULD JUST GO
TO THE REUNION ANYWAY.
WHO CARES IF YOU DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING FROM THE LIST?
>> Rigby: WHO CARES?!
EVERYONE!
THEY'RE ALL GONNA KNOW!
I'LL JUST BE A LOSER WHO'S DONE
NOTHING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL!
>> Muscle Man: HEH.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DONE
NOTHING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?
MY MOM!
[ CLICK, MUSIC STOPS ]
OKAY. FOR REAL, BRO, IF YOU GOT
TO GO SKYDIVING WHILE EATING A
BURRITO, I'VE GOT THIS GUY WHO
OWES ME A FAVOR.
>> Rigby: WHAT GUY?
>> Muscle Man: HIS NAME'S
JOHNNY.
HE'S GOT A PLANE AND HAS BEEN
KNOWN TO TAKE PEOPLE SKYDIVING
FROM TIME TO TIME.
I'LL TAKE YOU TOMORROW AFTER
STARLA AND I FINISH BRUNCH.
AND BY BRUNCH, I MEAN --
>> Rigby: OKAY, OKAY.
WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT.
I JUST NEED A RIDE TO THIS GUY.
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL TAKE YOU TOMORROW, RIGHT
AFTER STARLA AND I --
>> Both: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA!
>> Mordecai: UH, THIS LOOKS KIND
OF SHADY.
>> Rigby: IT DOESN'T MATTER.
AS LONG AS I CAN JUMP OUT OF A
PLANE, IT'S FINE.
>> Muscle Man: YO, JOHNNY!
JOHNNY!
>> HUH? WHAT...
YO, MUSCLE MAN!
OOF!
HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?
>> Muscle Man: OH, YOU KNOW.
IT'S ALL GOOD. HOW YOU BEEN?
>> PRETTY RAD.
STILL DOING THE PLANE THING.
OH!
AND I FINALLY CHANGED MY LAST
NAME TO TO "SKYDIVER".
>> Muscle Man: NICE.
>> Mordecai: HUH.
RIGBY CHANGED HIS NAME TO
"TRASHBOAT" ONCE.
>> Rigby: STOP TALKING!!
CAN WE JUST DO THIS?!
>> Muscle Man: ANYWAY, I'M HERE
ON BUSINESS.
I'M CALLING IN THE FAVOR.
>> WHOA. HEAVY.
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
>> Muscle Man: MY BUDDY RIGBY
HERE NEEDS TO SKYDIVE TODAY.
>> OOH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I HAVE TO MOW THE RUNWAY, AND
THEN I'VE GOT THIS BANNER
FLYING --
>> Muscle Man: I SAID I'M
CALLING IT IN, JOHNNY SKYDIVER!
>> OKAY. OKAY! YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE HIM UP, BUT I GOT TO
FIX THE PLANE REAL QUICK.
ALL RIGHT, JUST ABOUT READY!
>> Rigby: HOW AM I
GONNA MAKE IT?!
THERE'S ONLY 20 MINUTES BEFORE
THE REUNION!
>> REUNION?
THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED WITH
THE BANNER!
YOU CAN DO THE STUNT LIVE AND
SKY-DIVE STRAIGHT INTO THE
REUNION!
>> Rigby: FINE!
AS SOON AS I GRAB MY STUFF,
WE'RE HITTING THE SKY!
ALL RIGHT, I GOT THE PARACHUTE
TO LIVE, GOT THE BURRITO TO EAT,
AND THE CAMERA TO PROVE IT.
THAT SHOULD BE EVERYTHING.
[ TAPE CREAKING ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS DOESN'T
SEEM SAFE.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD DO
THIS.
I MEAN, WHO CARES WHAT YOUR OLD
CLASSMATES THINK OF YOU?
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
>> Rigby: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU WERE ACTUALLY COOL IN HIGH
SCHOOL.
THIS IS MY ONLY SHOT.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
>> RIGBY! WE'RE GOOD TO GO!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, PLEASE
DON'T DO THIS!
JUST LIE AT THE REUNION AND TELL
PEOPLE YOU DID IT.
THEY'LL NEVER KNOW!
>> Rigby: YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE
RIGHT.
MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T.
[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]
BUT I WOULD.
JOHNNY SKYDIVER, LET'S GET THIS
BIRD IN THE AIR!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON!
>> Muscle Man: LET HIM GO, BRO.
[ MID-TEMPO ACOUSTIC-GUITAR
MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> ANYWAY, THE JUMP SITE'S
COMING UP, SO LET ME HIT YOU
WITH SOME SKYDIVING 101.
YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO PULL THE
CORD ON THE RIGHT TO RELEASE
YOUR PARACHUTE AT ANYWHERE
BETWEEN 3,000 AND 2,000 FEET.
IF YOUR CHUTE GETS TANGLED, JUST
KICK YOUR LEGS LIKE CRAZY.
YOU CAN ALSO GRAB THE CHUTE AND
THROW IT AWAY FROM YOUR BODY.
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, CUT
'ER LOSE AND PULL THE RESERVE
CORD.
>> Rigby: WHAT IF THAT CHUTE
DOESN'T WORK?
>> YOU'VE GOT THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE TO ENJOY THE VIEW!
>> Rigby: OH!
OH.
>> DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL DO FINE.
>> Rigby: WAIT!
YOU'RE NOT JUMPING WITH ME?
>> NAH, MAN.
SOMEONE'S GOT TO FLY THE PLANE.
>> Rigby: WHO'S FLYING IT NOW?!
[ BEEPING ]
>> AW, CRUD.
>> Rigby: WAH!
WHOA! OH! WH-O-O-OA!
AAAH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ LAUGHING ]
WHOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO!
[ GRUNTING ]
AAAH!
HA!
PERFECT!
[ WIND BLOWING ]
THE REUNION HALL!
MORE PERFECT!
[ CANS RATTLING ]
AAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, SOMETHING'S
WRONG WITH HIS CHUTE!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAH!
AWAY!
AAH!
>> Mordecai: DUDE!
HE CUT AWAY HIS CHUTE!
>> Muscle Man: THE RESERVE'S HIS
LAST CHANCE.
>> Rigby: HA HA!
[ RIP! ]
NOOOO!
WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!
[ GASPS ]
BURRITO!
DON'T LET ME DOWN, BUDDY!
[ WHIMPERING ]
PROMISE TO SAVE MY LIFE IF I LET
GO OF YOU?
OKAY!
[ SPLAT! ]
BETRAYAL!!
AAAAAAAAH!
HUH!
HA HA!
YEAH!
NO!!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW,
MAN.
I THINK THAT WAS HIS LAST
BURRITO.
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
HE'S WAKING UP!
>> Rigby: UGH, HUH?
DID I MAKE IT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, DUDE.
YOU WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE ROOF.
>> Muscle Man: AND YOU'RE NOT
EVEN DEAD!
>> Rigby: OHHH.
[ CHUCKLES, WHEEZES ]
YEAH!
NO WAY I'M GONNA DIE BEFORE ALL
YOU LOSERS CHECK THIS OUT!
IN YOUR FACE!
YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T DO IT,
BUT I DID --
UGH! WHAT THE...?!
I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO SKYDIVE!
JUST LOOK AT HOW UGLY EVERYONE
GOT!
>> Mordecai: HUH?
WAIT, DUDE.
THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST REALLY
OLD.
>> Pops: GUYS, HELLO!
>> Mordecai: POPS?!
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
YOU WEREN'T IN OUR CLASS.
>> Pops: OH, OF COURSE NOT,
SILLY!
THIS IS MY CLASS REUNION!
I MEANT TO TELL YOU MY CLASS
PRESIDENT ACCIDENTALLY MAILED MY
INVITATION TO YOU.
>> Rigby: I GUESS I HAVE TIME TO
GET THAT SLAM DUNK IN THE
OLYMPICS NOW.