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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Muscle Man: AND HE WAS ALL

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LIKE, "BOOM!"

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Benson: HEY! [ LAUGHS ]

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LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.

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STOP TALKING. SHH!

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LOOK, I JUST WANT TO THANK

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EVERYBODY FOR TRAINING SO HARD.

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YOU'RE DOING A REAL GOOD JOB,

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AND I THINK WE'RE IN GREAT SHAPE

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FOR THE DODGEBALL TOURNAMENT

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TOMORROW.

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>> Muscle Man: I'LL SAY!

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AS LONG AS MORDECAI KEEPS

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THROWING THEM HEATERS!

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>> Mordecai: AWW, NAW.

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>> All: YEAH!

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>> Thomas: YEAH, MAN.

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THAT SPIN MOVE YOU WERE DOING

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WAS CRAZY.

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>> Mordecai: OH, YEAH?

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THE TORNADO?

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>> Rigby: YEAH, THE TORNADO!

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WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT?

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YOU WERE LIKE, "WHAM!"

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>> Hi Five: [ LAUGHS ]

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IT I CRAZY-FAST.

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>> Muscle Man: ONE OF THOSE

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TORNADOS FLEW BY MY HEAD, AND IT

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WAS ALL LIKE,

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"WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!"

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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IT'S TRUE!

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>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

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JUST SIMMER DOWN, NOW.

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WE'VE ALL BEEN PLAYING GREAT,

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ALL RIGHT?

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[ ALL TALKING ]

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BUT, IF I HAD TO BE TOTALLY

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HONEST HERE, I THINK WE COULD

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ALL STAND TO LEARN A LITTLE

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SOMETHING FROM THIS GUY, RIGHT

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HERE.

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I think you're better than all

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of these guys here.

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>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]

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THANKS, MAN.

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>> Skips: HEY, TAKE IT EASY ON

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THOSE WINGS, BENSON.

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YOU MIGHT STILL HAVE A

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CONCUSSION FROM PRACTICE.

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>> Benson: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY

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IT.

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I THINK WE HAVE A REALLY GOOD

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SHOT OF WINNING THE TOURNAMENT

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THIS YEAR.

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SURE WE HAVEN'T WON THIS THING

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IN 10 YEARS, BUT THIS IS OUR

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YEAR!

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BENSON'S BALLERZ ARE GONNA WIN

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THIS!

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WHO'S WITH ME?

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>> All: YEAH!

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>> Benson: I'M SORRY!

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DID YOU GUYS JUST SAY "YEAH"?

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>> All: YEAH!!

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>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, THEN!

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LET'S DO THIS!

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

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>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DUDE.

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YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO THROW IT

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THE RIGHT WAY THIS TIME?

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>> Rigby: HMM-HMM! I GOT THIS.

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RIGNADO!

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HYAH!

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>> [ GROANS ]

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>> Rigby: OHH.

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>> Mordecai: UH...STILL NEEDS

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WORK.

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>> Benson: RIGBY! NO, NO!

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NO TORNADOES!

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>> HEY, A LITTLE HELP?

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UGH!

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>> Mordecai: AAH! OOH.

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>> HEY, C.J.! COME ON!

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>> Rigby: YOU'RE OUT!

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>> Mordecai: UGH!

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>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT'S YOUR

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DEAL?

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>> Mordecai: C.J. IS HERE.

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>> Rigby: ARE YOU GUYS GONNA

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MAKE OUT AND RUN AWAY FROM EACH

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OTHER AGAIN?

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, QUIT IT!

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I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE WE

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KISSED ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, AND I

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FEEL WEIRD AROUND HER.

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LIKE SHE STILL HATES ME FOR THE

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WHOLE MOVIE MIX-UP WITH

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MARGARET.

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>> Rigby: THEN JUST GO TALK TO

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HER ABOUT IT.

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>> Mordecai: NO! UGH!

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MAN, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO

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FOCUS WITH HER HERE.

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WHAT IF SHE DISTRACTS ME AND I

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MESS UP?

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>> Rigby: DUDE, WHATEVER.

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HER TEAM IS NEW.

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THEY'LL PROBABLY GET ELIMINATED

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IN, LIKE, TWO SECONDS.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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I GUESS I'LL JUST TRY TO AVOID

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HER.

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>> Benson: COME ON, YOU TWO!

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THE GAME'S ABOUT TO START!

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BENSON'S BALLERZ NEEDS THEIR

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STAR PLAYER.

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[ CHEERING ]

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>> ALL RIGHT, DODGEBALLERS.

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IF YOU GET HIT, CROSS THE CENTER

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LINE, OR AN OPPOSING PLAYER

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CATCHES YOUR BALL, YOU'RE OUT!

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FIRST PLACE GOES TO THE LAST

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TEAM STANDING.

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ON YOUR MARK!

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GET SET!

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DODGEBALL!

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[ FIZZLE! ]

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>> [ GROANS ]

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>> HUH! COFFEE!

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>> BALL OF DEATH!

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[ CHEERING ]

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>> Pops: BAD SHOW!

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>> Rigby: WE DON'T STAND A

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CHANCE AGAINST THESE GUYS.

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THEY'RE USING MAGIC!

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>> Benson: YOU'RE RIGHT.

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LINE UP BEHIND SKIPS!

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SKIPS, YOU GOT TO CATCH THESE!

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WE GOT YOUR BACK!

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[ HISS! ]

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FINISH THIS, MORDECAI.

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>> AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "NO!

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IT'S 'CAUSE WE WANT THAT HUGE

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TROPHY!"

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Benson: NO-O-O-O!!

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>> WELL, BENSON, LOOKS LIKE

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YOUR STAR PLAYER JUST BURNT OUT.

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[ HISSES ]

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>> Benson: [ SCREAMS ]

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YEAH!

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>> Rigby: HEY. I CAUGHT IT.

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>> Benson: NO. NO!

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N-O-O-O-O!

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>> HA!

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WELL, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

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>> [ GROANS ]

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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

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>> YOU'RE OUT!

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>> N-O-O-O-O!

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[ SCREAMING ]

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[ CHEERING ]

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>> Benson: I'M SORRY I DOUBTED

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YOU, MAN!

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MORDECAI, WHAT HAPPENED OUT

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THERE?

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>> Mordecai: UH...

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>> Rigby: THIS GIRL THAT HATES

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MORDECAI IS HERE AND IT'S

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MESSING UP HIS GAME.

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[ WHACK! ]

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>> Benson: UGH, MORDECAI!

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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

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>> Mordecai: IT'S COMPLICATED,

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OKAY?!

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>> Hi Five: HEY, WE'RE PLAYING

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THE GIRLS IN THE FINAL GAME.

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THE THUNDER GIRLS.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?!

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UGH! WE'RE PLAYING C.J.'s TEAM?

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OH, MAN! I CAN'T DO THIS!

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I CAN'T DO THIS!

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>> Benson: HEY. HEY!

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THE ONLY THING WE CAN'T DO IS

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LOSE.

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WE'VE ALREADY BEAT

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THE MAGICAL ELEMENTS!

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WE'VE COME TOO FAR TO BACK DOWN

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NOW.

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TOO FAR!

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[ CHEERING ]

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>> ON YOUR MARK.

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GET SET.

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DODGEBALL!

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>> Benson: OH, NICE.

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>> Muscle Man: [ SCREAMING ]

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UGH!

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OH, NO, BRO.

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>> Rigby: IN YOUR FA-- OHH!

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>> Benson: UGH!

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WE'RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES!

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>> UGH! THEY'RE CRUSHING US!

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>> Benson: WHAT IS HE DOING?!

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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UGH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

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FINISH HER, MORDECAI!

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FINISH HER SO WE CAN WIN THIS!

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[ Distorted ] FINISH HER!

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>> Together: [ Distorted ]

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FINISH HIM!

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[ ZIP! BOOM! ]

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>> Mordecai: [ SCREAMS ]

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[ GRUNTS ]

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>> [ GASPS ]

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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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>> MORDECAI AND C.J., YOU HAVE

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BEEN SUMMONED BEFORE THE I.D.C.

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>> Mordecai: THE WHAT?

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>> THE INTERGALACTIC DODGEBALL

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COUNCIL, DUH!

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>> THE REASON THAT YOU'RE HERE

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IS BECAUSE YOU'VE REACHED AN

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INFINITE STAND-OFF AND WE

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BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE UNABLE TO

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KNOCK EACH OTHER OUT BECAUSE

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YOU'RE AVOIDING YOUR HISTORY

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TOGETHER.

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>> [ SCOFFS ] WHAT?

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WE'RE NOT AVOIDING OUR HISTORY

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TOGETHER.

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I MEAN, LIKE...

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE DON'T EVEN

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HAVE A HISTORY TOGETHER.

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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,

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RIGHT?

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>> OH, YEAH.

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WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A HISTORY

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TOGETHER.

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>> YOU'RE DODGING THE FACTS.

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>> YES. WHY ARE YOU DODGING?

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>> LET US THEN VIEW A REPLAY OF

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YOUR HISTORY TOGETHER.

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>> UGH, GROSS! HOW OLD ARE YOU?

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> Mordecai: BUT IT'S TRUE!

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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

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ARE YOU JUST PLAYING?

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IS THIS A GAME TO YOU?!

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OH. THAT HISTORY.

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WE CAN STILL MAKE THE BEST OF

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THIS.

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>> Mordecai: HUH?

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>> [ SMOOCHES ]

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>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

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EVERY TIME I SEE C.J., I MESS

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UP.

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAD HER ON

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WITH THE DATE OR THE KISS.

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BUT I DID.

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AND I UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'S MAD

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AT ME.

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>> WAIT!

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I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, MORDECAI.

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I WAS JUST EMBARRASSED BECAUSE

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OF THE WAY I TOOK OFF AFTER WE

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KISSED.

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I HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU WERE MAD

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AT ME!

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>> Mordecai: REALLY?

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>> I'M DEFINITELY NOT MAD AT

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YOU.

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>> Mordecai: MAN, SOMETIMES I

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FEEL SO DUMB ABOUT THIS KIND OF

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STUFF.

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>> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, ME TOO.

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>> Mordecai: WELL...DO YOU WANT

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TO START OVER?

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AS FRIENDS?

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>> YEAH, I'D LOVE TO!

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YOU KNOW, LIKE, AS FRIENDS.

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>> BUT WHAT ABOUT THE KISS?!

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THE KISS?! OH, COME ON!

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DID THAT NOT MEAN ANYTHING?

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[ BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY ]

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>> IF I'D HAVE KNOWN WHO HE WAS,

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THEN I...

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, I WOULD HAVE

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NEVER...YOU KNOW...

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>> OH, NO. TOTALLY. NEVER.

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>> ALL IN FAVOR OF MORDECAI AND

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C.J. RESUMING LEAGUE PLAY?

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>> UGH!

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FINE!

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BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO TRY TO GET

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EACH OTHER OUT.

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>> THEN THE MATTER IS SETTLED.

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YOU ARE FREE TO RESUME LEAGUE

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PLAY.

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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

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>> Benson: [ Distorted ] FINISH

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HER!

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>> Together: [ Distorted ]

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FINISH HIM!

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>> Mordecai: YOU GO.

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>> NO, YOU GO.

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>> Mordecai: NO, YOU GO.

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>> OKAY!

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>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

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>> THE THUNDER GIRLS WIN!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> [ Chanting ] THUNDER GIRLS!

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THUNDER GIRLS!

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>> Benson: N-O-O-O-O-O!!

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THIS WAS THE BALLERZ'S YEAR!

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THE BALLERZ'S YEAR!

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>> Mordecai: HEY, GOOD GAME.

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>> YOU, TOO.

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>> Mordecai: UH...I'M GLAD WE'RE

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FRIENDS.

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>> YEAH. I'M GLAD, TOO.

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I'M GLAD THAT I WHUPPED YOUR

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BUTT!

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OH!!

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>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ] YEAH,

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THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

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PRETTY GOOD.

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>> Benson: [ CRYING ]

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>> Skips: THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT

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YEAR, BENSON.

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>> Benson: UGH.

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I NEED A WING REAL BAD.

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>> Eileen: ALL RIGHT, RIGBY.

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WOULD YOU RATHER...COMB YOUR

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HAIR WITH A HOT DOG OR HAVE FEET

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FOR HANDS?

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>> Rigby: [ SCOFFS ]

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FEET FOR HANDS!

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RUN TWICE AS FAST.

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>> Mordecai: BUT HOW WOULD YOU

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PLAY VIDEO GAMES?

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>> Rigby: FEET FOR HANDS!

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>> YOUR TURN, MORDECAI.

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WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE ON A

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HOUSEBOAT MADE OF GARBAGE OR EAT

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A SANDWICH IN A PORTABLE TOILET?

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>> Mordecai: PORTABLE TOILET.

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>> YOU'D REALLY DO THAT?

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>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]

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OVER A GARBAGE HOUSEBOAT,

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OBVIOUSLY.

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IT'D SMELL BAD, AND THEN THE

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WATER WOULD MAKE IT SMELL MORE.

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AND THEN YOU'VE JUST GOT A BIG

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PILE OF WET GARBAGE.

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>> SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU WOULD

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EAT A SANDWICH IN A PORTABLE

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TOILET?

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>> Mordecai: YES.

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>> HUH.

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JUST SO HAPPENS I'VE GOT MY

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SANDWICH RIGHT HERE.

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[ GASPS ]

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AND WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?

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>> Rigby: OH, TIME TO PUT YOUR

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SANDWICH WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!

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>> Mordecai: YOU CAN'T BE

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SERIOUS.

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>> WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

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MY SANDWIC IS CHICKEN, TOO.

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>> Both: OHHHHHHH!

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>> Eileen: SHE'S GOT YOU THERE,

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MORDECAI.

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>> Mordecai: ARE YOU DARING ME?

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'CAUSE IF YOU'RE GONNA DARE ME,

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JUST DARE ME.

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>> ALL RIGHT. I DARE YOU.

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>> Mordecai: OH.

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SO WE'RE JUST CHANGING GAMES

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NOW.

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FINE, THEN.

391
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>> WAIT!

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HOW WILL WE KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY

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DO IT?

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>> Eileen: RIGHT.

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IT'S NOT A LEGITIMATE DARE

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WITHOUT A CREDIBLE WITNESS.

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>> Rigby: FINE.

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I'LL BE THE INCREDIBLE WITNESS.

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>> Eileen: SO, WERE YOU PLANNING

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THAT THE WHOLE TIME, OR...

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>> NAH.

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IT WAS MORE OF AN IMPULSE.

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>> Mordecai: HUH.

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I GOT TO SAY, THIS IS PRETTY

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CLASSY.

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>> Rigby: I GUESS IF I NEEDED TO

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GO OUTSIDE, I'D DO IT HERE.

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SO, YOU'RE REALLY GOING THROUGH

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WITH THIS?

410
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I CAN JUST VOUCH FOR YOU, YOU

411
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KNOW.

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IT'S NOT BIG DEAL.

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>> Mordecai: I'M A MAN OF MY

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WORD.

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SO, C.J. AND EILEEN SEEM TO BE

416
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GETTING ALONG.

417
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>> Rigby: YEAH, I GUESS.

418
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[ High-pitched ] "BOY, WE HAVE

419
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SO MUCH IN COMMON.

420
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WOULD YOU RATHER AWKWARDLY KISS

421
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,246
MORDECAI ON NEW YEAR'S EVE OR

422
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DARE HIM TO EAT A SANDWICH IN A

423
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,882
PORTABLE TOILET?

424
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:02,916
OH, WOW! BOTH?!"

425
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:03,917
[ Normal voice ] OH.

426
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YOU'RE DONE.

427
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:05,352
>> Mordecai: [ GULPS ]

428
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EASY-PEASY, NO BIG DEASY!

429
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:09,489
[ POP ]

430
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>> Rigby: GREAT.

431
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,258
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

432
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[ RATTLING ]

433
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:13,894
IT'S STUCK.

434
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>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S NOT

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FUNNY.

436
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,329
>> Rigby: WHY WOULD I JOKE ABOUT

437
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:16,629
THIS?!

438
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,530
YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH SMALL

439
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:17,898
SPACES!

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[ BREATHING SHAKILY ]

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00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,300
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE.

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00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,234
TRY AND CALM DOWN.

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>> Rigby: OKAY. I'M TRYING.

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CALM.

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00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,406
>> Mordecai: GOOD.

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C.J. AND EILEEN ARE RIGHT OUT

447
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:27,740
THERE.

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THEY'LL COME AND GET US ANY

449
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,510
MINUTE, RIGHT?

450
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UH, RIGBY?

451
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:32,779
RIGBY?!

452
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>> Rigby: WE'RE GONNA STARVE

453
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,547
BEFORE THEY FIND US!

454
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WHY'D YOU EAT THE WHOLE

455
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:35,782
SANDWICH?!

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YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED SOME JUST

457
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,350
IN CASE!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT MAKES NO

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SENSE!

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>> Rigby: YOU MAKES NO SENSE!

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[ SCREAMS ]

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HELP!

463
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,556
I'M TRAPPED IN HERE WITH A CRAZY

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00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,024
PERSON!

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[ SCREAMS ]

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>> Eileen: I THINK THE CHARACTER

467
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I LOVE TO HATE THE MOST IS

468
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KING HARRY.

469
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HE'S SUCH A PILL.

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[ POUNDING ]

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>> HUH?

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[ POUNDING CONTINUES ]

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>> Rigby: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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>> HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT GOING IN

475
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:54,935
THERE?

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00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,336
>> Mordecai: WELL, THINGS ARE

477
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GOING FINE.

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THE SANDWICH IS DONE.

479
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,973
BUT, UH, NOW IT'S KIND OF...

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>> Rigby: THE DOOR IS STUCK!

481
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,409
GET US OUT OF HERE!

482
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,977
>> OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

483
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,013
[ BOTH SNICKERING ]

484
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,647
DO YOU NEED SOME -- OH, WHAT

485
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,982
IS THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR?

486
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,750
>> Eileen: IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY

487
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,384
TONGUE.

488
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:11,818
"HELP"?

489
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:12,819
>> OH, YEAH.

490
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,287
...HELP OR SOMETHING?

491
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:14,888
>> Rigby: YES!

492
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,989
COULD YOU PLEASE HELP US?

493
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,391
>> I GUESS WE COULD TRY.

494
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,559
[ GRUNTS ]

495
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,461
OH. IT REALLY IS STUCK.

496
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,430
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]

497
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>> Eileen: I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE

498
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,732
BROUGHT MY KEYSMITH MULTI-TOOL

499
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:26,566
TODAY.

500
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,867
NEVER DOUBT YOUR GUT, EILEEN.

501
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,302
>> Mordecai: THERE'S SOME TOOLS

502
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:29,836
IN THE GARAGE.

503
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:30,904
>> ALL RIGHT. HOLD TIGHT.

504
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,472
DON'T RUN OUT OF OXYGEN IN

505
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:32,805
THERE.

506
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>> Eileen: [ CHUCKLES ]

507
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,275
I GET THAT YOU'RE JOKING, BUT

508
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,809
ACTUALLY, PORTABLE TOILETS ARE

509
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,011
QUITE WELL-VENTILATED.

510
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,079
>> Mordecai: THIS THING IS

511
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:39,679
BRAND-NEW.

512
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,780
HOW DID THE HANDLE GET STUCK

513
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,348
LIKE --

514
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:41,881
WHA--

515
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,616
OH! WHAT IS THIS STUFF?

516
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,817
>> Rigby: THAT'S MEATBALL GRAVY.

517
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,953
>> Mordecai: HOW DID MEATBALL

518
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:46,987
GRAVY GET ON THE DOORKNOB,

519
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:47,587
RIGBY?

520
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,455
>> Rigby: I WAS EATING

521
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:48,855
MEATBALLS!

522
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:49,957
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED

523
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:50,890
TO EAT MEATBALLS WITH YOUR

524
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,524
HANDS, DUDE.

525
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,525
>> Rigby: HANDS ARE NATURE'S

526
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:52,859
FORKS!

527
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:53,826
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

528
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,095
TRY THE WINDOW OR SOMETHING.

529
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,029
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

530
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,364
I CAN'T EVEN GET MY FINGERS

531
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,065
THROUGH THE HOLES.

532
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,100
THEY'RE LIKE TINY PRISON BARS.

533
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,468
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.

534
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,103
OPTION 2 -- LET'S RAM THE DOOR.

535
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,705
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

536
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:08,608
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]

537
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:09,609
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

538
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,710
UNH!

539
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,279
[ GROANS ]

540
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,647
>> Muscle Man: SO, WHAT ARE YOU

541
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,348
DOING TONIGHT?

542
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,483
>> Hi Five: I GOT TO HOUSE-SIT

543
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,050
MY COUSIN'S DOG.

544
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:17,784
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

545
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,885
>> Muscle Man: THAT ON-TARGET

546
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,887
1.2 COMBINATION MODEL'S BEEN

547
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,689
SINGING MY NAME ALL WEEK.

548
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:23,423
>> Hi Five: OH.

549
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,557
THEY FINALLY INSTALLED THAT NEW

550
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:24,924
OUTHOUSE?

551
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,959
>> Muscle Man: SHOW SOME

552
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,693
RESPECT, BRO.

553
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,495
IT'S CALLED A PORTABLE TOILET.

554
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,562
>> Hi Five: OKAY.

555
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,031
WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

556
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,399
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.

557
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,534
>> Muscle Man: OH, I WILL, BRO.

558
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,868
I WILL.

559
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,039
I'M YOURS NOW, BABY.

560
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:39,739
WHAT?!

561
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,374
NO! THIS IS NOT OKAY.

562
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,542
[ Speed-dialing ]

563
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,776
YEAH. IT'S MUSCLE MAN.

564
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,413
WE GOT A CODE 67 OVER HERE.

565
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:55,588
MAKE SURE SHE GETS A GOOD HOME!

566
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,489
>> SHE WILL!

567
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,391
DECOMMISSIONED UNITS GET SENT TO

568
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,692
THE MILITARY FOR TARGET

569
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:00,460
PRACTICE.

570
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,494
>> Muscle Man: THAT'S SO

571
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,729
HONORABLE!

572
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:11,638
>> Eileen: ALL RIGHT.

573
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,173
FIRST, WE'LL TEST THE --

574
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,108
[ SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS ]

575
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,076
>> Muscle Man: EILEEN!

576
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,610
UH...SECOND GIRL.

577
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,179
THIS IS NOT AWKWARD.

578
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,413
>> Eileen: OKAY...

579
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,948
>> Muscle Man: I SAID IT'S NOT

580
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:22,649
AWKWARD!

581
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,516
[ INHALES ]

582
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,052
LISTEN, LADIES, I KNOW THIS

583
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,853
MODEL WAS VOTED THRONE OF THE

584
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,721
YEAR BY FLUSH TWICE QUARTERLY,

585
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,989
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT

586
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,657
YOUR TURN.

587
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,924
>> MORDECAI AND RIGBY WERE

588
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:32,825
LOCKED IN HERE.

589
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,960
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WENT?

590
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,495
>> Muscle Man: [ CLEARS THROAT ]

591
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:35,795
OH.

592
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,064
UH...

593
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,598
OKAY. YEP.

594
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,701
WELL...THIS IS AWKWARD.

595
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,803
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

596
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,837
>> Rigby: [ Weakly ] HELLO?

597
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,772
>> Where are you guys?

598
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,839
>> Rigby: LET ME CHECK.

599
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,175
[ SCREAMS ]

600
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,109
>> TRY AND SIT TIGHT.

601
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,543
MUSCLE MAN IS DEALING WITH IT.

602
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,711
HE SAYS HE KNOWS A GUY.

603
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,113
>> Muscle Man: [ SCOFFS ] WEAK.

604
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,614
I GOT THE AUTOMATED SYSTEM.

605
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,483
>> For toilet replacement, press

606
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:56,949
"1."

607
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:57,650
>> Muscle Man: NO!

608
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,586
UNDO REPLACEMENT.

609
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,987
>> You have selected toilet

610
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:01,854
replacement.

611
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,855
>> Muscle Man: NO!

612
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,990
>> This is your second

613
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:04,991
replacement today.

614
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,726
>> Muscle Man: PUT ME THROUGH TO

615
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,527
THE MILITARY!

616
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,728
>> Thank you for calling

617
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,496
On-Target.

618
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:09,996
Goodbye.

619
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:10,797
[ Dial tone ]

620
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,898
>> Muscle Man: AAAAAAAAAH!

621
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,865
[ GRUNTS ]

622
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,134
IT DIDN'T WORK.

623
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,235
>> WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

624
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,003
>> Rigby: UH...

625
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,805
UH...

626
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,573
IT LOOKS LIKE THE MOON -- A

627
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,142
HORRIFYING MOON OF DEATH!

628
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,176
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

629
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:23,710
>> WHAT?

630
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,711
>> Rigby: HOLD ON A SECOND.

631
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,612
[ CLATTER ]

632
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,480
>> Mordecai: HUH? WHA?

633
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,515
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

634
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,749
>> Both: WHOA!

635
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:30,483
>> Rigby: Aaah!

636
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,118
>> Mordecai: Whoa!

637
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,185
>> ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT?

638
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,486
>> Mordecai: I THINK WE'RE

639
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:33,853
LANDING.

640
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,256
>> Rigby: IT LOOKS LIKE...

641
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,657
A STATE FAIR.

642
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,191
>> Mordecai: WHAT?

643
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,859
No, dude! It's a military base!

644
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:40,827
>> Rigby: How should I know?

645
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:41,794
I've never been to a military

646
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:42,095
base.

647
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,163
>> Mordecai: You've never been

648
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:43,996
to a state fair, either.

649
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:44,797
>> Muscle Man: UH-OH.

650
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,898
OKAY, LADIES.

651
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,867
NOW, DON'T GO WACKO ON ME, BUT

652
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,769
SOMETIMES, THE MILITARY USES

653
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,571
DECOMMISSIONED TOILETS FOR

654
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,239
TARGET PRACTICE.

655
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,072
>> Both: WHAT?!

656
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,777
>> MM-HMM. HMM.

657
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,578
>> YES.

658
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,146
>> MM.

659
00:17:59,146 --> 00:17:59,979
HMM.

660
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:00,980
>> AGREED.

661
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,149
WILL DO, SIR.

662
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,816
BEGIN TEST PHASE OF THE

663
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,218
F-29 DISINTEGRATOR LASER SYSTEM.

664
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,786
>> PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY,

665
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:07,053
SIR?

666
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:07,687
>> NO.

667
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,688
>> PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY,

668
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:08,988
SIR?

669
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:09,589
>> GRANTED.

670
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,757
>> SIR, WHY DO WE TEST THE

671
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,958
SATELLITE LASER ON PORTABLE

672
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:12,759
TOILETS, SIR?

673
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,060
>> WHY DO WE TEST ON PORTABLE

674
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:14,694
TOILETS?!

675
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,028
WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO STOP THE

676
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,530
ENEMIES AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE.

677
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,831
ENEMIES AND PORTABLE TOILETS

678
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,200
HAVE TWO THINGS IN COMMON --

679
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,634
THEY'RE BOTH SOULLESS AND

680
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,935
THEY'RE ABOUT THE SAME SIZE.

681
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,304
>> CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE, SIR.

682
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,672
>> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

683
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,174
NOW, I DO NOT FEEL LIKE BEING

684
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,941
INTIMIDATED TODAY, SO LET'S PUT

685
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,743
SOME TAXPAYER MONEY TO GOOD USE.

686
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,279
BEGIN LASER SEQUENCE!

687
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,714
[ BEEPING ]

688
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,087
3...2...1.

689
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,722
LET'S DROP A LASER-GUIDED

690
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,824
NUMBER 2 ON THIS TURD BUCKET.

691
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,992
[ CLICK ]

692
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,099
[ BOTH SCREAM ]

693
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,167
>> Rigby: HURRY UP AND HELP US!

694
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,101
>> Mordecai: YOU GUYS GOT TO

695
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:55,702
COME QUICK!

696
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,569
WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT --

697
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,638
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

698
00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,872
>> WE LOST THEM!

699
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,107
[ BOTH GASP ]

700
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,678
I'LL TRY AND FLAG THEM DOWN!

701
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,619
>> [ VOCALIZING ]

702
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,653
>> Eileen: [ SCOFFS ]

703
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,721
>> WHAT'S WRONG?

704
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,256
>> Eileen: MY SIGNALS AREN'T

705
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:16,989
WORKING!

706
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:17,990
>> NO!

707
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,259
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

708
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,627
THIS IS TERRIBLE!

709
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,362
>> Eileen: TRY AND KEEP CALM.

710
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,863
>> KEEP CALM?!

711
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,598
FINALLY THINGS STOP BEING WEIRD

712
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,999
WITH MORDECAI, AND NOW HE'S

713
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,735
GONNA GET KILLED, AND IT'S ALL

714
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,136
BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID DARE

715
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,671
WHICH WASN'T EVEN CLEVER.

716
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,739
>> Eileen: C.J.!

717
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,274
[ WHIRRING ]

718
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,808
DO YOU TRUST ME?

719
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:36,609
>> YEAH.

720
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,645
>> Eileen: WOULD YOU RATHER LET

721
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,747
MORDECAI AND RIGBY GET KILLED OR

722
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,749
JUMP INTO THAT PORTABLE TOILET

723
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,684
AND RESCUE THEM?

724
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,852
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

725
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,086
>> THAT'S EASY.

726
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,024
>> Rigby: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO

727
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,293
OPEN THIS FOR SO LONG, I CAN'T

728
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,026
FEEL MY ARMS.

729
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,362
[ Sarcastically ] THANK YOU,

730
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,629
MORDECAI!

731
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,697
>> Mordecai: HEY, YOU DIDN'T

732
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,665
HAVE TO CLOSE THE DOOR.

733
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,766
>> Rigby: DON'T PUT THIS ON ME,

734
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:00,066
MAN!

735
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,401
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FLIRTS BY

736
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,635
TAKING TOILET DARES!

737
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,403
>> Mordecai: QUIET!

738
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,238
[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

739
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,046
[ BOTH PANTING ]

740
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,147
>> CONTINUE TESTING.

741
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:15,882
>> OH, NO.

742
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,116
UH, PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY,

743
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:17,650
SIR?

744
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,017
>> NO.

745
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:18,951
>> PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY,

746
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:19,252
SIR?

747
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:19,886
>> GRANTED.

748
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,053
>> DIDN'T THE PRESIDENT SAY TO

749
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,255
LIMIT TESTING BECAUSE EACH BLAST

750
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,790
COSTS $3 BILLION?

751
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,124
>> THE PRESIDENT'S NOT MY

752
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:25,792
FATHER!

753
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,327
I'LL BLOW UP AS MANY TOILETS AS

754
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:27,994
I LIKE!

755
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,196
NOW CONTINUE TESTING!

756
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:30,930
[ BEEPING ]

757
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,198
>> HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?

758
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:35,201
>> Eileen: UH...NONE!

759
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,369
>> THEY GOT TO BE HERE

760
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,136
SOMEWHERE.

761
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,372
COME ON!

762
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,107
>> Eileen: WE NEED TO SPLIT UP.

763
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,643
>> MORDECAI! RIGBY!

764
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,949
>> OH! THANKS, LADY!

765
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,218
>> Eileen: ANY LUCK?

766
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:52,819
>> NO.

767
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,186
>> Rigby: WE'RE RIGHT HERE!

768
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,756
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

769
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,857
>> Eileen: [ GRUNTS ]

770
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:58,825
IT'S STILL STUCK!

771
00:20:58,825 --> 00:20:59,826
>> GET THE TOOLS.

772
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,294
>> INITIATE HUMONGOUS EXPLOSION

773
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,028
CYCLE.

774
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,564
[ BEEPING ]

775
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,100
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

776
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,972
>> Mordecai: WE HAVE TO DO IT

777
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,240
TOGETHER!

778
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:14,974
>> ON MY MARK.

779
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,411
>> Both: 3...2...1...

780
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,712
>> Mordecai: RUN!

781
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,422
>> WHAT WERE YOU KIDS THINKING?!

782
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,990
YOU'RE LUCKY WE SAW YOUR HEAT

783
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,124
SIGNATURES SO WE COULD

784
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,826
DISTINGUISH YOU FROM THE DEBRIS.

785
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,328
>> SIR, THE PRESIDENT'S ON THE

786
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:35,895
LINE.

787
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,263
>> [ GROANS ]

788
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:37,930
HELLO?

789
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,065
>> Mordecai: THANKS FOR GETTING

790
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:39,966
US OUT OF THERE, GUYS.

791
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,067
>> COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT

792
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:41,434
YOU.

793
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,134
>> Eileen: YEAH.

794
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,269
YOU GUYS WERE HITTING THAT DOOR

795
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:43,903
PRETTY HARD.

796
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,271
C.J. JUMPED INTO A MOVING

797
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,105
HELICOPTER.

798
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,206
>> Mordecai: WOW. REALLY?

799
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,508
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, MORE LIKE A

800
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,009
PORTABLE TOILET BEING CARRIED BY

801
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:50,777
A HELICOPTER.

802
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:51,811
>> Eileen: AIN'T NO BIGGIE.

803
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,145
>> WE'R NOT THE ONES GETTING

804
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,414
STUCK IN PORTABLE TOILETS.

805
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,382
>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ]

806
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:55,948
WHATEVER.

807
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:56,749
IT WAS YOUR BET.

808
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,885
>> HEY, EILEEN, WOULD YOU RATHER

809
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,820
SIT HERE AND BE BORING OR GO

810
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,054
PLAY WITH THAT SPACE LASER?

811
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,856
>> Both: SPACE LASER!

812
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,024
>> HEY, COULD WE TRY THIS THING

813
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:05,458
OUT?

814
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,993
>> WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

815
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:07,794
>> Rigby: WOW.

816
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,161
C.J.'s PRETTY COOL.

817
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,029
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]

818
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,399
YEAH. SHE IS.

819
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,200
[ LAUGHTER ]