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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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[ CLANKING ]

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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* SET UP THE CHAIRS AND WIPE OFF

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THE TABLES *

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* PLUG IN THE MIKE, BUT DON'T

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TRIP ON THE CABLES *

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* BLOW UP THE BALLOONS, THEN

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BLOW OUT THE CANDLES *

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* AT STUNT-THEMED PARTIES, YOU

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DON'T WANNA WEAR SANDALS *

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>> Rigby: * CHECK YOUR

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INVITATION *

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* PARK'S THE LOCATION

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* WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 10:00,

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IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRATION *

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>> Mordecai: * TIMMY'S BIRTHDAY

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PARTY, YO *

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>> Rigby: * IT'S THE BIG 1-0

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>> Both: * TIMMY, TIMMY, T-TIMMY

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TIMMY, TIMMY, TIMMY, T-TIMMY,

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T-T-TIMMY, TIMMY, TIMMY *

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* TIMMY!

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WHOAAAA!

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> Rigby: MAN, TIMMY'S SO

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AWESOME.

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>> Hi Five: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S

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ALREADY TURNING 10.

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>> Muscle Man: SERIOUSLY.

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WE WATCHED THAT KID GROW UP,

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BRO.

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>> All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIMMY!

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>> Timmy: [ SLURPS ]

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AH-GOO-GOO-GA-GA!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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GUYS, GUYS, CHECK IT OUT!

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I'M GONNA WALK THE PLANK LIKE A

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REAL PIRATE!

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ARRRGH!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Benson: AND THE WINNER OF THE

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ASTRONAUT-ICE-CREAM-EATING

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CONTEST IS...

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TIMMY!

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Timmy: YOU GUYS ALWAYS MAKE

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MY BIRTHDAYS THE BEST!

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>> Rigby: MAN, TIMMY'S PARTIES

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JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER EVERY

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YEAR.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH. WE GOT TO

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MAKE SURE THIS STUNTMAN PARTY IS

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THE BEST ONE YET.

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>> Benson: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "A

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REAL STUNTMAN JOB"?

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BUT IT'S A STUNTMAN-THEMED

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PARTY.

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WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL OUR

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CLIENT?

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WELL, YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO

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YOUR COMPLIMENTARY FOUNTAIN

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SODAS.

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AND YOU'LL NEVER STUNT IN THIS

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PARK AGAIN, MR. HAZARD!

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AAAAAH!

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>> Mordecai: IS EVERYTHING OKAY,

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BENSON?

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>> Benson: NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT

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OKAY.

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THE STUNTMAN CANCELLED, AND

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TIMMY'S PARTY IS RUINED.

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>> Mordecai: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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>> Rigby: BUT TIMMY'S COUNTING

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ON US!

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>> Benson: I KNOW.

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BUT WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND

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A STUNTMAN THIS LATE IN THE

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GAME?

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>> Muscle Man: WELL, I MIGHT

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KNOW A GUY WHO...

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I DON'T KNOW ANY STUNTMEN.

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UGH! YOU'RE LOSIN' IT, MITCH!

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>> Benson: THAT'S IT!

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WE HAVE TO CANCEL TIMMY'S PARTY.

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>> Rigby: NO, WAIT!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH. MAYBE ONE OF

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US CAN DO THE STUNT.

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>> Benson: NO, IT HAS TO BE A

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LICENSED STUNTMAN.

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OUR INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER

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AMATEURS.

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>> Rigby: WELL, HOW HARD IS IT

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TO GET A LICENSE?

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>> Benson: HARD.

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STUNTMAN COLLEGE IS ONLY 25%,

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AND YOU GUYS AREN'T EXACTLY

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STUNTMAN MATERIAL.

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>> Mordecai: BUT IF IT'S 25%,

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THEN AT LEAST ONE OF US SHOULD

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BE ABLE TO DO IT, RIGHT?

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>> Benson: YOU THINK YOU'RE

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GONNA BEAT THE ODDS LIKE THAT IN

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ONE DAY?

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>> Muscle Man: IF THAT'S WHAT

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IT'LL TAKE TO MAKE TIMMY HAPPY,

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THEN WE'LL DO IT.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY

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CHANCE WE HAVE.

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>> Mordecai: WE'RE DONE WITH ALL

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THE PARTY PREP.

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I'LL ENROLL US RIGHT NOW.

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>> Benson: OKAY.

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BUT ONE OF YOU BETTER COME BACK

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WITH A STUNTMAN LICENSE OR ELSE

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TIMMY'S BIRTHDAY -- AND PROBABLY

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HIS LIFE -- ARE GONNA BE RUINED.

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>> Mordecai: ARE YOU SURE THIS

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IS THE RIGHT PLACE?

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>> Muscle Man: IT'S THE ADDRESS

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THAT WAS ON THE BROCHURE.

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>> Rigby: THIS IS DEFINITELY THE

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RIGHT PLACE.

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JOHNNY CRASHER IS A LIVING

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LEGEND.

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BEFORE HE RETIRED, HE WENT IN

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AND OUT OF OVER 40 COMAS!

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NO OTHER STUNTMAN HAS SURVIVED

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ANYWHERE NEAR THAT MANY.

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[ ENGINE REVS ]

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>> Muscle Man: HUH?

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> Rigby: JOHNNY CRASHER!

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>> YEE-HAW!

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> RIGBY: WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT

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ROLL?

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>> [ Groaning ] NOT PART OF THE

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STUNT.

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>> Rigby: UGH! ARE YOU OKAY?

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>> YES! ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I

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LOOK BAD AFTER BEING IN 40

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COMAS?

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>> Rigby: ARE YOU...TALKING TO

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ME?

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BECAUSE...

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>> YEAH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.

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YOU THINK A STUNTMAN IS SUPPOSED

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TO BE PRETTY?

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YOU THINK...

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[ GROANS ]

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THESE HEADACHES!

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OKAY, WELL, UNLESS YOU'RE JUST

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HERE TO DROP OFF YOUR RECYCLING,

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LET'S GET STARTED.

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HERE ARE YOUR STUNT TEXTBOOKS.

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THEY CONTAIN EVERYTHING YOU NEED

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TO KNOW TO COMPLETE THIS COURSE.

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YOU SHOULD READ THESE IN CASE I

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FORGET TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING

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IMPORTANT, WHICH IS VERY LIKELY,

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BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN 40 COMAS.

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YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT

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TAKES TO BE A STUNTMAN, BUT I'M

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HERE TO TELL YOU -- NONE OF THAT

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MATTERS IF YOU CAN'T DO ONE

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THING.

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A STUNTMAN'S GOT TO HIT HIS

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MARKS.

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IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU ARE

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WORTHLESS!

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NOW, UH, BEFORE I GIVE AWAY ANY

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OTHER FREEBIES, THERE'S THE

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LITTLE MATTER OF TUITION -- CASH

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OR MONEY ORDERS ONLY!

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THAT'LL JUST ABOUT MAKE UP FOR

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THE WAY THINGS TURNED OUT.

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SO, JUST A FEW WARNINGS WHILE

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YOU'RE STILL IN THE COMFORT OF

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YOUR CHAIRS.

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YOU'RE GONNA BE BREAKIN' BONES

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OUT THERE, YOU'RE GONNA BE

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GETTIN' YOUR TEETH KNOCKED OUT,

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YOUR FACES SMASHED, YOUR

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EYEBALLS RIPPED OUT!

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ANYBODY WANT TO QUIT YET?

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NO? ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

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>> Rigby: HE'S JUST BEING

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DRAMATIC, RIGHT?

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>> HEY, LITTLE GUY, I'M SORRY.

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DO YOU WANNA TEACH THE CLASS?

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET UP HERE ON

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THE MARK AND SHOW EVERYBODY HOW

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TO TAKE A PUNCH, HUH?

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>> Rigby: BUT...

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>> NOW!

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>> Mordecai: GOOD LUCK, DUDE.

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>> HYAH!

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>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH! WHOO-HOO!

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TEACH US, TEACHER!

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>> YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING

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FUNNY ABOUT STUNTS?

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>> Muscle Man: NO, SIR.

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I'M SORRY, SIR.

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THAT LOOKED VERY SERIOUS, SIR.

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>> IT WAS, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU

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REALIZE HOW SERIOUS.

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SO, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP HERE

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AND TAKE THE NEXT PUNCH.

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BACK TO YOUR CRIB, YOU LITTLE

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BABY.

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[ BOTH GROAN ]

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>> Muscle Man: SO, ARE THERE ANY

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SIGNAL--

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>> HYAH!

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>> Muscle Man: [ SOBBING ]

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>> Mordecai: I'M CONFUSED.

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AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO LEARN HOW

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TO TAKE A FAKE PUNCH?

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>> OH, YOU'RE CONFUSED. HUH!

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OKAY. WHY DON'T YOU GET ON THIS

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MARK SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE

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FACE.

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>> Mordecai: UH...

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[ HARD-ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

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[ ENGINE REVVING ]

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[ ENGINE REVVING ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> WELL, WELL, WELL.

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YOU PASSED BASIC TRAINING.

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CONGRATULATIONS!

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BY THE WAY, I'M BEING SARCASTIC.

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>> Rigby: I GATHERED.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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>> Hi Five: IT WAS YOUR TONE AND

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THE EYE-ROLLING THING.

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>> YOU'VE GONE FROM BEING

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DELICATE BUTTERFLIES TO SLIGHTLY

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LESS-DELICATE BUTTERFLIES.

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IT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN'!

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IF YOU WANT YOUR STUNTMAN

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LICENSES, YOU HAVE TO PASS MY

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FINAL EXAM.

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>> All: FINAL EXAM?!

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[ BEEP, EXPLOSIONS ]

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>> THIS AIN'T NO NAMBY-PAMBY

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TRUE-OR-FALSE TEST.

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IT'S 5 1/2 ACRES OF PURE PAIN.

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AND IF YOU SURVIVE THAT, YOU

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JUST HIT YOUR MARK AND YOU'LL

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GET YOUR LICENSE.

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>> All: UH...

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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

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>> Benson: Where are you guys?

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>> Mordecai: Uh, we're about to

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take the stuntman exam.

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>> Benson: WELL, HURRY.

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WE NEED A --

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[ HORN HONKS ]

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[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Timmy: UNCLE BENSON!

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>> Benson: TIMMY'S HERE.

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UH, I'LL STALL.

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[ Beep ]

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TIMMY!

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>> Muscle Man: BROS, COME ON.

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BRING IT IN.

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THE ODDS SAY AT LEAST ONE OF US

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WILL MAKE IT.

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>> All: 1, 2, 3...

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>> Muscle Man: WHO'S THIS FOR?!

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>> All: TIMMY!

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>> YOU READY?

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>> All: SIR, YES, SIR!

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>> STARTING POSITIONS!

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GET SET!

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GO!

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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GOOD LUCK, CADETS.

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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

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>> Hi Five: [ COUGHS ]

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BROS, GO ON WITHOUT ME.

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I CAN'T TAKE IT.

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT? NO!

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>> Hi Five: JUST NOW, GOING

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THROUGH THOSE WOODEN PANELS, IT

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FELT LIKE WE WENT THROUGH THREE

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TIMES OR SOMETHING.

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>> Rigby: WHAT ABOUT TIMMY?

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>> Hi Five: TIMMY'S A GREAT KID.

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BE GREAT FOR HIM.

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>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GO.

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>> All: TIMMY! TIMMY!

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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[ ALL GROAN ]

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[ TIRES SQUEAL, ENGINE REVS ]

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>> Muscle Man: DON'T TRY THIS AT

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HOME!

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COME ON, BROS.

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>> Both: MORDECAI!

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>> Mordecai: DUDES...

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CAN'T...HOLD ON.

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>> Muscle Man: BUT YOU GOTTA.

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>> Mordecai: TELL TIMMY I'M

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SORRY.

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AAAAH!

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>> Both: NOOOOO!

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>> Mordecai: HUH!

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>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]

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>> Rigby: GO WITHOUT ME, DUDE.

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT?!

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WE ALREADY LOST TWO MEN!

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>> Rigby: BUT THE PAIN.

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>> Muscle Man: HOW ABOUT TIMMY'S

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EMOTIONAL PAIN WHEN HIS BIG 1-0

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BLOWS?

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YOUR PAIN MEANS NOTHING!

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TIMMY MEANS EVERYTHING!

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>> Rigby: YOU'RE...RIGHT.

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[ SNAKES HISSING ]

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[ ALLIGATORS GROWLING ]

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WELL, AT LEAST WE DIDN'T HAVE TO

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JUMP ANY SHARKS.

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT WAS THAT?

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]

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>> Rigby: THE FINAL JUMP!

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GUN IT, BRO!

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[ ENGINES REVVING ]

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]

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[ CLINK! ]

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>> OH, YEAH.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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THIS PART ALWAYS GETS 'EM.

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>> Rigby: DUDE, WE'RE GONNA MISS

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OUR MARK!

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>> Muscle Man: GET ON MY BACK,

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BRO!

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>> Rigby: DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW

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TO WEAR A WING-SUIT?

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>> Muscle Man: IT WAS IN THE

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TEXTBOOK, BRO.

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[ WHOOSHING ]

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>> WELL, I'LL BE.

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HE READ THE TEXTBOOK.

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>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT, LET ME

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DOWN EASY.

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[ BOTH GROAN ]

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>> THE DOCTORS SAID THIS EYE

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WOULD NEVER PRODUCE TEARS AGAIN,

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BUT THE WAY YOU HIT THOSE MARKS

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OUT THERE IS NOTHING SHORT OF A

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MIRACLE.

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CONGRA-A-A-TU-U-U-LATIONS!

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AND, UH, THIS TIME, I'M BEING

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SINCERE.

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[ BOTH LAUGH, GROAN ]

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>> Benson: EVERYTHING READY,

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GUYS?

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH.

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>> Benson: OKAY, KIDS, IT'S THE

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MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING

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FOR.

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>> Timmy: IT'S TIME FOR MY

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BIRTHDAY STUNT!

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>> Benson: HIT IT!

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[ HARD-ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH! WHOO-HOO!

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>> Rigby: MAKE SOME NOI-OISE!

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>> Both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIM-

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AAAAH!

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>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]

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I'M SORRY, TIMMY.

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>> Rigby: WHOA! WHOA!

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>> Timmy: ALL RIGHT!

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THAT WAS THE BEST STUNT I'VE

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EVER SEEN!

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NOW LET'S OPEN SOME PRESENTS!

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>> Rigby: AH, I LOVE THAT LITTLE

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GUY.

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>> Muscle Man: HEY, HEAR ME OUT.

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ALL I'M SAYING IS IT'S HARD TO

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MAKE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

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WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS BRINGING YOUR

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"A" GAME.

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>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ]

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COME ON.

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YOU GOT TO HAVE A RESOLUTION FOR

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NEW YEAR'S.

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>> Mordecai: MM.

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I GUESS I COULD ALWAYS PUT MORE

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TIME IN ON MY AMAZING MUSCLES.

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I'LL REALLY GET THESE KITTENS TO

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PURR NEXT YEAR.

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>> Hi Five: I THINK I'D LIKE TO

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LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU, THOMAS?

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>> Thomas: I'M GONNA TRY TO HELP

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MY MOM OUT MORE THIS YEAR.

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>> Rigby: PBHT!

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>> Muscle Man: NOT COOL, BRO.

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THAT RESOLUTION IS LEGIT.

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>> Eileen: HERE ARE COFFEES,

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GUYS.

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>> Rigby: YO, EILEEN.

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YOU GOT A RESOLUTION?

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>> Eileen: WELL, I'D LIKE TO

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WORK ON MY CRAFT BLOG MORE, BUT

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I WON'T HAVE TIME TILL WE GET

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ANOTHER WAITRESS HERE.

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>> CAN I GET A REFILL OVER HERE?

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>> Eileen: HMM.

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LATER.

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>> Rigby: UGH.

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LET'S TALK ABOUT REAL

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RESOLUTIONS.

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THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE THE YEAR OF

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THE RIGBY.

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I'M KEEPING IT ALL RIGBY ALL THE

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TIME.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN

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MEAN?

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YOU'RE JUST PICKING SOMETHING

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VAGUE SO YOU CAN'T FAIL AT IT.

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>> Rigby: NO, LAST YEAR

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DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH

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RIGBY.

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THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE RIGBY

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CRAZY.

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>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.

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LAST YEAR FELT PRETTY CRAZY.

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>> Rigby: THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE

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MARGARET DUMPED YOU.

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>> Mordecai: AW, DUDE.

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COME ON.

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>> Rigby: WHAT?

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I'M JUST KEEPING IT RIGBY.

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>> Mordecai: SO, YOU GONNA TURN

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AROUND YOUR LADY LUCK THIS YEAR?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM.

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THIS YEAR, NO MORE WAITING OR

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WUSSING OUT.

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IF I SEE A CUTE GIRL, I'LL JUST

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TALK TO HER.

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[ INDISTINCT AGREEING ]

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>> Mordecai: SO, WHEN ARE WE

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MEETING UP FOR THE

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NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY?

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>> Thomas: WHAT NEW YEAR'S EVE

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PARTY?

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>> Rigby: IT'S ONE OF THOSE

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PARTIES WHERE YOU WEAR MASKS AND

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STUFF.

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>> Mordecai: A MASQUERADE?

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>> Rigby: YEAH, WHATEVER.

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LIKE I SAID, YOU WEAR MASKS.

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[ BELL DINGS ]

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[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]

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>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]

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>> Muscle Man: YO, BRO, SHE'S

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PRETTY SMOKIN'.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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UH, I MEAN, WHAT?

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>> Rigby: YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO

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HER, MAN.

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>> Rigby: COME ON, DO IT.

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>> Muscle Man: YOU HAVE TO, MAN.

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COME ON.

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>> Mordecai: UH, I DON'T REALLY

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THINK --

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[ ALL SHOUTING ]

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>> Rigby: COME ON, DUDE, YOU GOT

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THIS -- NO PROBLEM.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS.

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>> Rigby: GO, MORDECAI.

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH!

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>> Hi Five: HE'S DOING IT!

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>> Rigby: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

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>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW,

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BRO -- BE QUIET.

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>> Thomas: WELL, SHE'S SMILING A

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LOT.

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>> Hi Five: SHH! SHH!

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HE'S COMING BACK.

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HOW'D IT GO?

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>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]

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I GOT HER DIGITS.

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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>> Thomas: SO, ARE YOU GONNA

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CALL HER?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, I THINK I'LL

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ASK HER TO THE NEW YEAR'S EVE

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PARTY TOMORROW.

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>> Muscle Man: NICE.

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>> Rigby: LOOKS LIKE WE NEED A

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ROUND OF VICTORY COFFEES.

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BUT FIRST, I GOT TO EMPTY THE

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TANK.

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[ THUDS ]

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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

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[ WARBLING ]

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>> Rigby #2: RIGBY!

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>> Rigby: AAH!

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>> Rigby #2: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

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CHILL, DUDE.

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IT'S JUST ME.

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I MEAN, YOU.

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LOOK, I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE.

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>> Rigby: WHAT THE --

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WERE YOU IN THE STALL THE WHOLE

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TIME?

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>> Rigby #2: GROSS! NO.

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I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO

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TELL YOU.

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YOU HAVE TO HELP MORDECAI.

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HE'S GOING TO KISS A GIRL ON

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NEW YEAR'S, AND YOU HAVE TO STOP

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IT.

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>> Rigby: THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE

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OPPOSITE OF HELPING HIM.

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ARE YOU REALLY ME FROM THE

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00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:05,378
FUTURE?

528
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,413
>> Rigby #2: COME ON, YOU HAVE

529
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,047
TO TRUST ME.

530
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:07,881
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH?

531
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:08,381
PROVE IT.

532
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,616
IF YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE, THEN

533
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,984
WHAT'S MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION?

534
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,285
>> Rigby #2: YOU'RE THE RIGBY,

535
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,286
BABY!

536
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,322
>> Rigby: WHOA, YOU ARE ME FROM

537
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:15,755
THE FUTURE.

538
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,623
>> Rigby #2: YEAH, I KNOW.

539
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,557
>> Rigby: OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE

540
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,558
DEAL WITH THIS NEW YEAR'S KISS

541
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:18,825
AGAIN?

542
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:19,759
>> Rigby #2: LOOK, IT'S GONNA

543
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:20,827
HAPPEN LIKE THIS.

544
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,329
TOMORROW AT THE NEW YEAR'S MASK

545
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,897
PARTY THING, POPS IS GONNA OPEN

546
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,232
A BOTTLE OF SPARKLING APPLE

547
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,299
JUICE TOO EARLY.

548
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,734
THEN MUSCLE MAN IS GONNA STREAK

549
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,002
IN A DIAPER, AND RIGHT AFTER

550
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,437
THAT, MORDECAI WILL KISS A GIRL

551
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,239
HE SHOULDN'T KISS.

552
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,974
YOU GOT TO STOP THAT KISS.

553
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:34,908
>> Rigby: OKAY, BUT WHY?

554
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:35,842
>> Rigby #2: SORRY, DUDE.

555
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:36,910
FUTURE RULES SAY I CAN'T TELL

556
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:37,410
YOU, BUT --

557
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,345
[ COMPUTERIZED BEEPING ]

558
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,279
>> INSERT FIVE CREDITS TO

559
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,280
CONTINUE HOLOGRAMAPHONING.

560
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,114
>> Rigby #2: WAIT, NO!

561
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:41,581
TRUST ME.

562
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,582
IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE'LL BE

563
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,516
HAPPY!

564
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,318
>> Rigby: UH...

565
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:51,791
[ MUTTERING ]

566
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,527
[ PANTING ]

567
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,328
AAH!

568
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,130
HUH?

569
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,999
[ BELL TOLLING ]

570
00:14:58,999 --> 00:14:59,766
[ GRUNTS ]

571
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,468
AAH!

572
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,669
>> Pops: [ LAUGHING ]

573
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,337
>> Rigby: AAH!

574
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:04,771
AAH!

575
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,506
>> Muscle Man: HAPPY NEW YEAR,

576
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,307
BRO.

577
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,275
WHOO!

578
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:08,942
>> Rigby: HUH?

579
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,143
>> Mordecai: [ SMOOCHING ]

580
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,946
>> Rigby: AAH!

581
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:13,613
AAH!

582
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,748
[ GASPS, PANTING ]

583
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,021
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

584
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:23,856
>> Mordecai: DUDE, HAVE YOU SEEN

585
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:24,791
THAT GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER?

586
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:25,725
I THOUGHT I PUT IT ON THE

587
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,793
NIGHTSTAND, BUT I CAN'T FIND IT.

588
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,827
>> Rigby: UH, WHAT DID IT LOOK

589
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,128
LIKE?

590
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,129
>> Mordecai: LIKE A BUNCH OF

591
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,497
NUMBERS NEXT TO A GIRL'S NAME.

592
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,632
>> Rigby: OH, THAT PHONE NUMBER.

593
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,402
NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

594
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,403
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, WHERE'S THE

595
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:36,736
NUMBER?

596
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,670
>> Rigby: UH, LOOK, YOU DON'T

597
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,671
NEED TO BE MAD, BUT I MIGHT HAVE

598
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,239
THROWN IT AWAY.

599
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:39,973
>> Mordecai: WHAT?

600
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,074
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

601
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:41,708
[ GROANS ]

602
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,143
>> Rigby: HEY, JUST CALM DOWN.

603
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,311
MY FUTURE SELF TOLD ME THIS WAS

604
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,145
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

605
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:45,979
>> Mordecai: OH, YEAH?

606
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:46,980
AND WHERE'S THIS FUTURE SELF

607
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:47,547
NOW?

608
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,815
>> Rigby: UH, HE HAD TO GO.

609
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,849
HE RAN OUT OF CREDITS --

610
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,650
FUTURE CREDITS.

611
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,319
>> Mordecai: NOT COOL, BRO.

612
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:52,986
>> Rigby: COME ON.

613
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,154
WE'LL GO TO THE PARTY IN A GROUP

614
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,022
LIKE WE PLANNED.

615
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:55,822
IT'LL BE FUN.

616
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,990
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]

617
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:57,490
ALL RIGHT.

618
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,825
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA SEE THAT

619
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,027
NUMBER AGAIN, ANYWAY.

620
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,428
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

621
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,162
HELLO?

622
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,430
OH, HEY, TRACY.

623
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:03,997
YEAH, YEAH.

624
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,198
OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU -- FROM

625
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,166
THE COFFEE SHOP.

626
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,067
NO, NO.

627
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,068
I WAS TOTALLY GONNA CALL YOU.

628
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,069
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IF I SHOULD

629
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,038
WAIT A DAY OR 2, OR 2 1/2.

630
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,073
BUT, UM, YEAH, I WAS WONDERING

631
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,042
IF YOU WANTED TO, IF YOU DON'T

632
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,609
HAVE PLANS, TO GO TO THIS

633
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,777
NEW YEAR'S MASQUERADE THING

634
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:18,678
TONIGHT.

635
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,681
WITH ME, I MEAN.

636
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:22,415
COOL.

637
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,551
SO, SHOULD I PICK YOU UP?

638
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,785
>> Muscle Man: YO, RIGBY, CHECK

639
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:26,353
IT OUT.

640
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,021
I'M GONNA PRANK IN THE NEW YEAR

641
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:28,621
RIGHT.

642
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,789
I'M MAKING THESE TEAR-AWAY

643
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,025
TUXEDO PANTS SO I CAN STREAK AT

644
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,360
MIDNIGHT.

645
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,294
FIVES, TIME.

646
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,362
>> Hi Five: 0.45 SECONDS.

647
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,529
>> Muscle Man: STILL NOT FAST

648
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:36,929
ENOUGH.

649
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,131
>> Rigby: YOU'RE STREAKING AT

650
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,532
THE NEW YEAR'S PARTY?

651
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,100
[ GASPS ]

652
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,701
OH, NO!

653
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,535
>> Muscle Man: WHATEVER.

654
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,903
NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS

655
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,239
PERFORMANCE ART.

656
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,474
>> Rigby: SKIPS, I HAVE TO STOP

657
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,708
MORDECAI FROM KISSING THIS GIRL

658
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,276
AT MIDNIGHT.

659
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:49,942
>> Skips: WHY?

660
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:50,877
>> Rigby: 'CAUSE MY FUTURE SELF

661
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:51,711
APPEARED TO ME IN THE BATHROOM

662
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,579
AND HE TOLD ME ALL THIS STUFF

663
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,446
WAS GONNA HAPPEN AND NOW IT IS

664
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,381
HAPPENING AND ALL I KNOW IS IT'S

665
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,915
REALLY IMPORTANT!

666
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,084
>> Skips: HUH.

667
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,651
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE WHEELS

668
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,753
OF FATE ARE ALREADY IN MOTION.

669
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:04,224
SO, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA FAIL.

670
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:04,991
>> Rigby: WHAT?!

671
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:05,825
SO, WHAT DO I DO?

672
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:06,993
>> Skips: TIME TRAVEL GETS

673
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,095
REALLY COMPLICATED.

674
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,430
MY ADVICE IS TO NOT OVER-THINK

675
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:10,897
IT.

676
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,299
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY.

677
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,201
>> Rigby: AAH!

678
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,305
BENSON, HAVE YOU SEEN MORDECAI?

679
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,406
>> Benson: YEAH, HE CAME IN A

680
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,507
WHILE AGO WITH HIS DATE.

681
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,175
SHE SEEMS PRETTY NICE, YEAH?

682
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,076
>> Rigby: NO!

683
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,244
AAH!

684
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,247
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

685
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,783
[ RECORD SCRATCHING ]

686
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,487
MORDECAI?

687
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:34,921
POPS.

688
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,089
HAVE YOU SEEN MORDECAI?

689
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,424
>> Pops: OH, RIGBY.

690
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,259
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?

691
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,593
[ LAUGHS ]

692
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,096
OH, BEFORE I FORGET, MAKE SURE

693
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,664
YOU GET SOME OF THIS SPARKLING

694
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,432
APPLE JUICE.

695
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,768
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]

696
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,203
OH, NO!

697
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,538
>> SO, YOU WORK AND LIVE AT THE

698
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:51,938
PARK?

699
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,206
>> Mordecai: YEAH, IT'S PRETTY

700
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,474
COOL.

701
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:54,841
UH...

702
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:55,442
[ CHUCKLES ]

703
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,009
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PARTY

704
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:57,944
REMINDS ME OF?

705
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:58,511
>> UH, WHAT?

706
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,546
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]

707
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,613
WELL, YOU KNOW THAT VIDEO GAME

708
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,481
WHERE YOU'RE A SPY IN THAT

709
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,515
FOREIGN EMBASSY AND YOU HAVE TO

710
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,217
FIGHT ALL THOSE ZOMBIES?

711
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,218
>> I WASN'T ALLOWED TO PLAY

712
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,286
VIDEO GAMES AS A KID.

713
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,287
>> Mordecai: WHAT?

714
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,521
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

715
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,624
[ LAUGHS ]

716
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,359
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

717
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,826
SO, WHAT ARE YOU INTO?

718
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,296
>> TEXTING, SOME SOCIAL MEDIA.

719
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,230
>> Mordecai: I'M GONNA GET US

720
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,065
SOME PUNCH.

721
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,133
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!

722
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,169
>> UGH, THIS DATE IS THE WORST.

723
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,204
I THOUGHT HE WAS ECCENTRIC, BUT

724
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,405
HE'S JUST WEIRD.

725
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,673
THE GOOD NEWS IS WHEN TOMMY

726
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,074
FINDS OUT I'M WITH ANOTHER GUY,

727
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,809
HE'LL BE SO JEALOUS.

728
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,077
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA GET BACK

729
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:31,544
TOGETHER.

730
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,812
>> Rigby: AW, FUTURE ME TOTALLY

731
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:33,313
CALLED IT.

732
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,547
>> Mordecai: HERE'S YOUR PUNCH.

733
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,548
>> Rigby: DUDE, NO!

734
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,416
>> Mordecai: AH!

735
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,717
RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

736
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,818
>> Rigby: YOU CAN'T KISS THAT

737
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,152
GIRL.

738
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,187
SHE SAID YOU'RE ELECTRIC AND

739
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,354
WEIRD, AND SHE'S JUST USING YOU

740
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,422
TO GET BACK WITH TOMMY.

741
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,523
>> Mordecai: THAT'S IT.

742
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,257
>> Rigby: AAH!

743
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,225
SHE'S THE WRONG GIRL.

744
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,326
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.

745
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,327
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.

746
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,561
WILL YOU QUIT MESSING WITH ME?

747
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,896
I THINK I HAVE A CHANCE AT THIS.

748
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:50,997
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]

749
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:51,931
YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

750
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,366
MY FUTURE SELF TOLD ME IT WAS

751
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:53,900
IMPORTANT.

752
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,235
>> Mordecai: OH, THE FUTURE SELF

753
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,003
YOU MET IN THE BATHROOM?

754
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:57,870
RIGHT.

755
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,671
>> Rigby: NO!

756
00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,939
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

757
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,040
DON'T KISS HER!

758
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,009
>> Mordecai: AAH! GET OFF OF ME!

759
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,177
[ GRUNTS ]

760
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,445
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

761
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,045
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]

762
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,181
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]

763
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:08,915
WHA?

764
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,284
NO, WAIT!

765
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,252
>> Mordecai: I HOPE YOU ENJOY

766
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,286
SPENDING THE YEAR OF THE RIGBY

767
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,020
ALONE.

768
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,522
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

769
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,391
>> Rigby: AAH!

770
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,526
>> Rigby #2: RIGBY.

771
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,360
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHY ARE YOU

772
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,127
ALWAYS SHOWING UP IN THE

773
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:21,528
BATHROOM?

774
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,429
>> Rigby #2: I JUST GET BETTER

775
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:22,862
RECEPTION.

776
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:23,730
ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN

777
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,030
HERE?

778
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,031
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

779
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:25,565
>> Rigby: ME?

780
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,566
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

781
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,600
I COULD'VE USED YOU OUT THERE

782
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,701
WHEN I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE

783
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,302
MORDECAI.

784
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,102
HE WON'T BELIVE ME AND IT'S

785
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:30,637
ALMOST MIDNIGHT.

786
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,371
>> Rigby #2: ALL RIGHT.

787
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:31,704
ALL RIGHT.

788
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,374
HERE'S SOMETHING TO HELP YOU.

789
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,642
THIS STOPWATCH WILL SLOW DOWN

790
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,909
TIME FOR 60 SECONDS.

791
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:37,977
IT'LL BUY YOU SOME TIME TO STOP

792
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:38,411
THE KISS.

793
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,045
>> Rigby: GREAT.

794
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,146
BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT

795
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,649
OF HERE TO USE IT?

796
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,716
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

797
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,951
THE BALLS ARE DROPPING ON MY

798
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,319
WATCH, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO

799
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,087
COUNT DOWN TO THE NEW YEAR.

800
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,222
>> Rigby: UH, I GUESS I'LL SEE

801
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:49,722
YOU LATER?

802
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,423
>> Rigby #2: NOT UNLESS YOU

803
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,225
SCREW SOMETHING UP ROYAL.

804
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,660
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]

805
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:57,163
>> All: 10, 9, 8...

806
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,598
>> Rigby: AAH!

807
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,900
>> All: ...6, 5...

808
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:01,801
[ WHIRL! ]

809
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,405
[ Slow-motion ] ...4, 3...

810
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,540
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!

811
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,944
>> All: ...2...

812
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,813
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

813
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,615
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]

814
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,323
>> Skips: [ GROANS ]

815
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,592
[ ZING! ]

816
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,593
[ ZOOM! ]

817
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:30,096
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]

818
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:30,763
[ WHAP! ]

819
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:31,764
[ GRUNTS ]

820
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,501
AAH!

821
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,703
>> All: ...1!

822
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,137
>> Rigby: NO!

823
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,007
HUH?

824
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,208
[ GRUNTS ]

825
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,142
[ GRUNTS ]

826
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:43,976
>> [ GRUNTS ]

827
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,278
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

828
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,145
>> [ Normal speed ] HAPPY

829
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:46,946
NEW YEAR!

830
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,449
[ ALL CHEERING ]

831
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,483
>> Rigby: DID I MAKE IT?

832
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,484
>> GET OFF OF ME, PUNK!

833
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,151
>> Rigby: HUH?

834
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,152
>> OH, TOMMY!

835
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,186
ARE YOU OKAY?

836
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:57,324
>> @Tracy#, YOU'RE THE BEST.

837
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,124
>> Rigby: WAIT, WHAT?

838
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:58,791
>> Mordecai: HEY.

839
00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,492
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!

840
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,560
>> Mordecai: SO, I FIGURED OUT

841
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,794
WHO TOMMY WAS.

842
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,195
YOU WERE RIGHT, DUDE.

843
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,196
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU.

844
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,298
SORRY ABOUT LOCKING YOU IN THE

845
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:05,965
BATHROOM.

846
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,133
>> Rigby: SO, THAT MEANS YOU

847
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:07,700
DIDN'T...

848
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,801
I DID IT!

849
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:09,502
WHOO!

850
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,237
YEAR OF THE RIGBY!

851
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,004
[ GRUNTS ]

852
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,640
>> Mordecai: OH, UH, SORRY.

853
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,407
>> NO WORRIES.

854
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,708
RUNNING TO MEET YOUR DATE?

855
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,175
I GET IT.

856
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,176
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]

857
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,911
ACTUALLY, THE DATE THING DIDN'T

858
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:19,912
PAN OUT TONIGHT.

859
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,814
>> OH, I KNOW HOW THAT GOES.

860
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,916
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

861
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,419
YOU KNOW, 12:00 ISN'T OVER YET.

862
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,087
WE CAN STILL MAKE THE BEST OF

863
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:28,755
THIS.

864
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,289
>> Mordecai: HUH?

865
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,732
>> AND LET'S GREET THE NEW YEAR

866
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,200
WITH A FRESH FACE.

867
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:45,505
EVERYONE, TAKE OFF YOUR MASKS.

868
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,907
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

869
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,342
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]

870
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:49,676
C.J.?

871
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,343
>> MORDECAI?

872
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,177
>> Mordecai: UH...

873
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,345
>> Rigby: OH, WHAT?

874
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,447
SO, DOES THAT MEAN -- DID I...

875
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,015
I GOT TO CHECK THE BATHROOM.

876
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,817
>> Mordecai: C.J.?

877
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,461
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!

878
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,563
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

879
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,532
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!